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<v Speaker 4>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is Christian here. Thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 1>checking out today's show. Now, the one thing I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about today something I've been working on for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years. I've written a new book and

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<v Speaker 1>it's out for pre order today, comes out in July,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's called Unscript, The Radical Act of being Yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's about something very very dear to my heart,

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<v Speaker 1>which is about how we connect to each other and

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<v Speaker 1>what gets in the way to deeper, real connection. And

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<v Speaker 1>one thing I've noticed, and I know that you all

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<v Speaker 1>would have noticed this as well in your own lives

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Over the last couple of years, we are

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<v Speaker 1>becoming more and more disconnected. As we spend more and

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<v Speaker 1>more time online. We're losing like this muscle that we

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<v Speaker 1>have to connect with each other. And the more time

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<v Speaker 1>we are online, we think we're being social. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you would, you think, but a social media isn't actually

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<v Speaker 1>that social. It's more about the algorithm wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>stay in the algorithm, and it feeds us division and anger.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about true connection. That is not where true

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<v Speaker 1>connection lives in front of each other. We're losing this.

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<v Speaker 1>And the one thing about why I think radio is

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<v Speaker 1>a magical, magical media more than TV or anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>is that radio is about right now and the radio

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<v Speaker 1>we do and the radio you hopefully like listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've heard this through so many stories from you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>day in, day out. Is it's a chance to actually

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<v Speaker 1>drop the performance that most of us do in all

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<v Speaker 1>of our lives. There was a point before I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to move to Australian really change our lives, where I

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<v Speaker 1>was driving home from a radio show I've done four

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<v Speaker 1>hours I took for four hours. I built that show

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<v Speaker 1>that had two and a half million listeners. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you catch yourself in the mirror. I was stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in traffic, which was every day in my life in London,

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<v Speaker 1>and I looked at myself in the rearview mirror and

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<v Speaker 1>I looked away because I certainly realized, you actually haven't

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<v Speaker 1>said anything for the last four hours that you actually meant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd realized I was performing a version of myself and

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<v Speaker 1>I think this happens to a lot of us. We're

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<v Speaker 1>performing a version of us house and it wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>a work. I realized it was starting to creep into

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<v Speaker 1>my home life as well, so I made it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also as how exhausting it is to keep up this

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<v Speaker 1>performance of a version of yourself. And again, social media

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<v Speaker 1>is great, there's so many great things about social media,

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<v Speaker 1>but what it also shows us is a fake version

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<v Speaker 1>of people. And think it makes us think that we

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<v Speaker 1>need to be some perfect version to have connection with

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<v Speaker 1>other people. And the one thing I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>is that people are starved of real connection. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>connect to someone trying to be perfect. You connect to

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<v Speaker 1>someone when they drop the act, when they unscript is

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<v Speaker 1>what I've called the book Unscript. The radical act of

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<v Speaker 1>being yourself. Being yourself is going to become harder and

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<v Speaker 1>harder for the next couple years because we're opting out

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<v Speaker 1>so much of our voice and what to say and

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<v Speaker 1>what to think, increasingly to AI. It's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fake people online influences fake and also AI slop as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the book is called Unscript. Written it with

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<v Speaker 1>one aim in mind that actually it helps you get

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<v Speaker 1>excited about having better conversations because our lives are a

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<v Speaker 1>series of conversations, and how we talk to each other

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<v Speaker 1>is actually the quality of our lives as how we

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<v Speaker 1>connect with each other. And I do think we're drifting

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<v Speaker 1>apart from each other. And the joy of doing radio

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<v Speaker 1>is that it's real time connection and its authentic connection.

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<v Speaker 1>So the book is really that I hope that you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy how to have better conversations and true deeper connection

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you are on your lives. So that actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>think for a lot of people, everyone knows how to speak,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are certain situations where speaking becomes tricky and

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<v Speaker 1>normally an old story you have about something somebody said

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<v Speaker 1>to you once or something where you felt shame and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to feel that again. I was coaching

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<v Speaker 1>someone last year who just wanted to have the courage

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<v Speaker 1>to ask a question on a team's meeting that was

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<v Speaker 1>public speaking to her, it's hard these days, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Put your hand up and ask a question. You're frightened

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<v Speaker 1>of looking forwarlish But it keeps us locked away, it

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<v Speaker 1>keeps us imprisoned. We think it keeps us safe, which

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<v Speaker 1>is why we develop all these different scripts and a mask.

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<v Speaker 1>But at some moment, that mask in that script that

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<v Speaker 1>cape us to kep you safe like it did for

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<v Speaker 1>me for years, will actually imprison you. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>made a decision to stop performing a version of myself

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<v Speaker 1>mccaugh become more and more myself and the radio that's

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<v Speaker 1>been the last eight or nine years, especially since I

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<v Speaker 1>moved here. The great news about that is it involves

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<v Speaker 1>a hell of a lot of effort, and actually you

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<v Speaker 1>realize that true connection, the best conversations you've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>with your family and friends and your partners, you will

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<v Speaker 1>have left that conversation where it felt there were no

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<v Speaker 1>calories spent. It's effortless, you said, I think, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>have we really been talking for four hours? There was

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<v Speaker 1>no striving, there's no performance. And so that's what that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I've seen that in Patsy. I've seen that in Rio.

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<v Speaker 1>Since I've been working with you guys and helping you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>is where you were Patsy eight years ago and where

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<v Speaker 1>you are now. It's been an incredible thing to witness

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<v Speaker 1>as well as if you've become closer to yourself, and

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<v Speaker 1>I ready producer Kitlin as well, where she was now

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<v Speaker 1>and the bouncing ball of energy. She is running this

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<v Speaker 1>team and running the show as well along with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you both as well as your journey of becoming

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<v Speaker 1>more yourself and shedding those masks.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, And I think that when you talk about when

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<v Speaker 5>you're talking about you in the car, I think about

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<v Speaker 5>a song that he'd home with me is a Ben

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<v Speaker 5>Folds one?

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<v Speaker 6>The best imitation of yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, is that?

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<v Speaker 6>And I remember hearing that and.

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<v Speaker 5>Thinking about maybe three or four years ago, that is

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<v Speaker 5>exactly the way I feel. And then yeah, like the

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<v Speaker 5>last three or four years, just feeling like you don't

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<v Speaker 5>have to put on an act or listen to those

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<v Speaker 5>voices inside your head and just be yourself and that

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<v Speaker 5>that's enough.

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<v Speaker 6>Mate. I can't wait to read this book. I'm so

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<v Speaker 6>proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Will don't thank you. The book comes out in July.

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<v Speaker 1>You might think, bloody el Christians April. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it now? It's out for pre order. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're go on book Topia and Amazon, you'll find it there.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason is is that I'm talking about you now,

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<v Speaker 1>is that if you are going to get it, please

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<v Speaker 1>do me favor buy it on pre order. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>is is all the bookshops look at pre orders to

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<v Speaker 1>decide whether or not they're going to stock copies of

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<v Speaker 1>your book. And so right now someone were thinking, who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is this guy and he's going on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see them being a big demand for his

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<v Speaker 1>life story about how to connect deep with people. They

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<v Speaker 1>look at the pre orders. If there are good pre orders,

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<v Speaker 1>the book's going to be more easy if you'd buy

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes out. And I promise you I've put

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<v Speaker 1>everything I know about connection that the book is full

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<v Speaker 1>of stories of me basically screwing it up so that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to. It's thirty years of stumbling at

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<v Speaker 1>home and on air, many stories that you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to make, the horrible, messy mistakes that I've made as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the messiness, there isn't a single perfect radio

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<v Speaker 1>show I've ever done, and I don't ever want to

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<v Speaker 1>try and do one. This show is all over the place,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure you agree it is the better for it,

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<v Speaker 1>because actually the messiness is where the magic is. All

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<v Speaker 1>the stories we get from listeners. The last hour of

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<v Speaker 1>these stories about what you used to think posh was

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<v Speaker 1>when you were a kid, it's that messiness that's what

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<v Speaker 1>being a human is. And then the next couple of years,

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<v Speaker 1>what's being a human? What's real and what isn't human?

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<v Speaker 1>With AI, it's going to get harder and harder. So

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<v Speaker 1>the real invitation is to double down on what being

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<v Speaker 1>a human is. Being a human isn't about being per

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<v Speaker 1>It's about being messy. It's that inner wido that we

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<v Speaker 1>all have, and you will have a lot better life

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<v Speaker 1>when you embrace your inner wido. That's what I should

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<v Speaker 1>have called the book, but it's called in unscript. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you go and pre order the book book Topia

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<v Speaker 1>or Amazon, it really helps me out and as a

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<v Speaker 1>favor and a thank you, the one thing I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be doing is I'm going to be doing a

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<v Speaker 1>whole load of these. These are going to be live

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube shows that I'll only be going to be doing

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<v Speaker 1>for my pre order pals. So if you pre order

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<v Speaker 1>the book and you send me your receipt email it

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<v Speaker 1>to me Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com dot au,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be invited to some very unique part book club

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<v Speaker 1>part whatever it will be. It'll be live from my house,

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<v Speaker 1>meet with a couple of wines, unscript and uncork it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be called at Home with Christian from my home to yours,

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<v Speaker 1>but that will only be for my pre order pals.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're getting the book, please pre order it

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<v Speaker 1>and have a look anyway, read about it online, have

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<v Speaker 1>a look on Amazon or book Topia as well. You

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<v Speaker 1>can pre order it there. It's called unscript And when

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<v Speaker 1>you do get the book, most importantly, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>get something from it. I hope you actually stop reading

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<v Speaker 1>it halfway through, throw it across the room and then

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<v Speaker 1>go and have a conversation or tell a story in

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<v Speaker 1>a different way you haven't done before. Thank you enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>today's show to.

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<v Speaker 4>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell's show for Chemistry Warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Rio.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Good morning, Alex morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>These days we have metrics, metrics, metrics tracking everything we do, doing,

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<v Speaker 1>how many steps to calories, the exercise you're burning, next,

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<v Speaker 1>times you're not doing, how you sleep. I'm just pinging

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<v Speaker 1>by my phone a message from my Ura ring letting

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<v Speaker 1>me know how I slept last night. What do I

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<v Speaker 1>do with this? This just messaged me right now? Recovery

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<v Speaker 1>up forty three percent. Oh, but I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. Recovery from what life, childhood issues, mom and

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<v Speaker 1>dad issues. I'm forty three percent better than yesterday. That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been during the night.

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<v Speaker 7>Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, already hit a lot of quantum meeting.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't like when it tells you of your sleep, But.

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<v Speaker 1>Then this one better recovery despite twelve percent less sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what the twelve percent left sleep is about. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>I was scrolling on my phone yesterday that we do

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<v Speaker 1>scrony scronny.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it came across an article about this show.

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<v Speaker 6>A good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, why do you think I've got less sleep? If

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good one, you're like, that was nice nap.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's a bad I'm workshopping at Ted Talk. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to do I'm going to say this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tweet this. I'm going to suddenly a

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<v Speaker 1>Trump at three am make Australian radio great again. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>on a Wednesday, we do your midweek scores. I think

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<v Speaker 1>on a Wednesday it's kind of like halftime. How is

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<v Speaker 1>the week shaping out for you so far? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>how you thought it was going to be? And we

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<v Speaker 1>also you tell about your week so far three word Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>How's your week going so far? In three words? Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 10>My day yesterday did not go as at all as

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<v Speaker 10>well as I thought it was going to. As I

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<v Speaker 10>was driving home, I knew I was coming home to

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<v Speaker 10>an empty house. My daughter was at school, my husband

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<v Speaker 10>was at the office yesterday, so I had the whole

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<v Speaker 10>house to myself, and I was rather tired, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 10>you know what, it's going to be a perfect day

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<v Speaker 10>for a little nanny nap, just a cheeky little nanna nap.

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<v Speaker 10>No one will be in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>How long do you get now? I set time enough

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<v Speaker 1>for no more than half an hour. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>do two hours, and that's dreadful.

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<v Speaker 10>I do two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you fel afterwards?

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<v Speaker 10>Fantastic?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you all right?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I used to feel just drained. Do you Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>would just not take calls for an hour. I tell people,

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever call between three and four. That's not my sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me recovering from the sleep.

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<v Speaker 6>Two hours is a full, full sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Your body starts to go in a sort of shut

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<v Speaker 1>down mode as well. I think sleep is.

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<v Speaker 10>Coming yeah, that three to four hour I find the

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<v Speaker 10>hardest these hours, isn't it. It's like kind of feels

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<v Speaker 10>like five, like you're walking over broken.

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<v Speaker 6>Glass or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. The book publisher said, hey, we've got this

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<v Speaker 1>amazing opportunity if you did with this book thing. When

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<v Speaker 1>your book comes out and at the game of the

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<v Speaker 1>day it's sort swinging three and four. I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, No one's buying a book from that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like what, And I explained. They were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll move it. There's a ten am, ten thirty, eleven

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<v Speaker 1>twelve that's still in the good So the butteres got

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<v Speaker 1>thirty percent left, so you can make an international call.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not downloading any new apps exactly. Okay.

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<v Speaker 10>Anyway, I got home and I made myself a lovely

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<v Speaker 10>sandwich and I thought, off, I go. I had my

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<v Speaker 10>pajamas on.

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<v Speaker 1>It you watch anything on TV. First of all, I.

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<v Speaker 10>Didn't even turn the Telly on. I was straight for bed.

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<v Speaker 10>I even made myself a little heat bag for my back.

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<v Speaker 10>I thought, this is going to be fantastic. I've been

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<v Speaker 10>looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a high level napping. This is great.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, it was brilliant, drew the curtains. It was very dark.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh it was so good, like a bear cave. And

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<v Speaker 10>then the doorbell went and I thought, I'm not expecting

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<v Speaker 10>any packages. What do I do? Do I ignore it?

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<v Speaker 10>And they were very persistent, funny hell to the door,

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<v Speaker 10>and there was a tradesman standing there. He goes, Oh, hi,

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<v Speaker 10>I'm here to put your phone line in for the internet.

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<v Speaker 10>Your husband called me.

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<v Speaker 1>What someone you're instilled in the landline dial up patch

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<v Speaker 1>has taken it to dial up.

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<v Speaker 10>No, I just needed another point in Chris's office. But Chris,

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<v Speaker 10>for my husband, did not tell me there was a

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<v Speaker 10>tradesman coming.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, oh god, you must have been filthy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess you were in your ninety as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The face cream was on the handnecks, cumbers, rollers in

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<v Speaker 1>their hair.

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<v Speaker 10>Anyway, I said, he didn't remind me. I didn't realize.

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<v Speaker 10>I said, Hell, is this like a quick job? He said, oh,

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<v Speaker 10>you know, a couple of hours or bringing.

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<v Speaker 1>Into the land job.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, it's not a quiet job either.

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<v Speaker 10>It wasn't in the roof. The dogs were barking. It

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<v Speaker 10>was just ridiculous. I thought, I can't send him away

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<v Speaker 10>like Chris's booked him. It's a part of his routine.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not going to do that to him. So needless

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<v Speaker 10>to say, my window closed, slam shut. Oh noday slammed

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<v Speaker 10>shut and shut at the clue.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've had no nap, no nap. Oh now we

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<v Speaker 1>have to pay a very heavy and napchack has just

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<v Speaker 1>been served on us. Oh no, Pats, go on, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling the langham. Now prepare a bed for her. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be off the chain today, off the hook,

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<v Speaker 1>no red flag warning. Now you know what to do

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<v Speaker 1>at the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Condor Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>How's your we going so far Wednesday? Three word Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us about the week so far? Three words text

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<v Speaker 1>me four seventy five three one o four three. Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning to Debbie Potter. When you're texting the show, tell

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<v Speaker 1>us your name and also let us know where you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Debbie Potter, congratulations for tomorrow. What a moment in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>She's retiring tomorrow. Oh and Debbie, are you retiring, retiring,

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<v Speaker 1>retiring or are you easing into it? Because my dad

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<v Speaker 1>retired and then went through a succession of seriously twelve

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<v Speaker 1>other jobs. He just couldn't. It wasn't good for him.

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<v Speaker 1>And now he is retired, retired, and he was doing

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<v Speaker 1>jobs that he had no business doing. My dad gets

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<v Speaker 1>a stress with an abundance of joy. He needs to

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<v Speaker 1>step away from too much joy. He took a job

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<v Speaker 1>right at seventy three at a children's amusement park, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, listen, they don't need seven crust the

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<v Speaker 1>old seventy three where I was like you, they're getting moody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there'd be an incident, okay, you yelling at a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>sure enough, and then a week'd quit just said the

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<v Speaker 1>noise there, it's a children's it's a noise. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>noise of joy.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it's joy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not noise, it's joy.

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<v Speaker 6>What did he do with the amusement part?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you talk about like the wrong person

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<v Speaker 1>for certain people. He was the guy that was meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be going up the people like queueing to get in, saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're only about forty five minutes and you're in, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he just and all the kids were like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the kids is irritating you. In his lunch break,

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<v Speaker 1>he would just drive off from the amusement park, find

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<v Speaker 1>a lay by someone have his lunch, and just get

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<v Speaker 1>so stressed about going back to the children's amusement par Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Debbie, good luck. Let us know are you retiring

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<v Speaker 1>and retiring? Retiring or easing your way into it? Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know how old you are. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think is retirement age these days? I think people

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<v Speaker 1>are retiring later unless they hit some sort of big windfall. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>when you go yeah, yeah, no, I'm retired and plan

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<v Speaker 1>you're young and only fifty two, you're thinking they got

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of fat cap buy out. They invested in shares, something,

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<v Speaker 1>they saw some opportunity. There's some guys mentioned something called

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<v Speaker 1>uber and they gave them a couple of k and

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<v Speaker 1>now it's like paid off.

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<v Speaker 6>One hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon maybe average age seventy five.

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<v Speaker 6>Sixty five?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixty five you're kidding sixty five five?

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<v Speaker 10>You can get the pension at sixty five, I believe,

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<v Speaker 10>is that right? But it depends what you do, Like

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<v Speaker 10>if you're a trade like a concrete or a bricklayer,

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<v Speaker 10>like really hard physical Yeah, do that to your seventy

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<v Speaker 10>seventy five Shira, Yeah, yeah, you're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly went for shaer one, we'reever file away from farm jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just like, perhaps you haven't concrete to trade

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<v Speaker 1>e Sharer the three most common jo like I always

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<v Speaker 1>think it's not the ones you see on the board game.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who are you? Malcolm the sheer Malco today? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>someone just messaged me. You didn't put your name on this,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're three word weeks so far? Impressive dumpster fire?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that today's show? I'm happy with that. I aspire

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<v Speaker 1>every single day. My dreamers they get out of bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for another impressive dumpster fire of a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Real what's your three word weeks so far?

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<v Speaker 5>New statement piece? And I'm keen to get your guys

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<v Speaker 5>thoughts on this. We haven't taken our Christmas tree down

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<v Speaker 5>since last year?

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<v Speaker 6>Why April? I know it's one hundred and twenty five May.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps May this weekend? Oh yeah, that's my that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a statement piece. It says you've given up all your

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<v Speaker 1>like students, We just sort.

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<v Speaker 6>Of we never got around to it.

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<v Speaker 5>There's never a good time to take down the Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>there is afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always something better to only work a half day.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be honest, you work a half day, take it

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<v Speaker 1>down this afternoon. You've got no.

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<v Speaker 6>Excuse, no no, But now it's like now I take

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<v Speaker 6>it down.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I've got to put it up in a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of weeks anyway, for Christmas anyone.

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<v Speaker 6>And it's a good talking point.

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<v Speaker 5>We had people over last Saturday and they're like, oh Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Dress, that's what they say to you. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I always think there's two conversations when people come around

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<v Speaker 1>to yours, right, there's the one they have to and

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<v Speaker 1>then the real conversation, which I always thinks should be

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast, is that uber ride home the debrief The debrief, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we aren't those the best bits of the night? What

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<v Speaker 1>you say?

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<v Speaker 8>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>I always think there should be a TV show just

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<v Speaker 1>literally people from all over the world get getting an

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<v Speaker 1>uber or taxi home from some event and where they go,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell was she wearing? And she had some

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<v Speaker 1>work done? Not great either, not great.

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<v Speaker 10>I always get in trouble from my family because I,

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<v Speaker 10>while I loved it, I love Christmas is we all know.

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<v Speaker 10>And the tree goes up on Melbourne Cup Day. Soon

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<v Speaker 10>Boxing Day comes and they actually like protested last Christmas

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<v Speaker 10>they said that's it because Boxing Day boxes come out.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm ready to put had enough of it, I'm ready

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<v Speaker 10>to put it away.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my wife's just saying she loves Christmas. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the moment that is six sing boxing day, it's

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<v Speaker 1>over real quick boxing. It loses it shine real quick

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<v Speaker 1>for my wife. She wants to get Christy to throw

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<v Speaker 1>the tree out of the house. But what did it

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<v Speaker 1>do wrong, Like it's a bad family member or something,

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<v Speaker 1>showing the door kick to the curb.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm scared to invite Sarah over. Now what she's

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<v Speaker 6>going to think, throw.

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<v Speaker 1>That tea out there? Yeah, sure, she'd throw that out

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<v Speaker 1>the window. That Christmas tree also, I just think it

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<v Speaker 1>just the only time you see them up now, are

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<v Speaker 1>in really cheap hotels trying to sort of add some

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<v Speaker 1>fake a chair. Or airports around the world. You know

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<v Speaker 1>there's always a Christmas tree someone like a Singapore airport. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always a Christmas tree there. Yeah. Yeah, that's so.

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's a statement piece.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I think it's evolved into a sort of bold

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<v Speaker 5>fashion choice, a daycor decision that we've made.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Look, if you're out in John or something like

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<v Speaker 1>that liber art shack, get it, you're not I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Think it's quirky, it's flair. Maybe Architecture Digests might come

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<v Speaker 5>over and do a little special.

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<v Speaker 1>On our as a of hipster. Yeah, actually that's a compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, faux hipster, Alex. What's your three words? Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 1>Found my wallet and you never gave up. You believed

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<v Speaker 1>it would come home. I just kept searching.

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<v Speaker 9>The search never ended, Christian, and I found it under

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<v Speaker 9>the stairs in my son's, my four year old son's

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<v Speaker 9>little preschool kindergarten bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's part of a gang, as he must be.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in Patsy's Gone News a lot, aren't that at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, the Gangs of Melbourne, they get them young.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it'd be five bombing shops next machetes.

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<v Speaker 6>And I didn't care what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You been seeing your bank account. I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on. One of those cloning card machines under his

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<v Speaker 1>bed as well, Daddy. I'm working for mister big promotion

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. That's what you're I'm running my own vape

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<v Speaker 1>store the black market. Dad, It's very little. Was everything there,

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<v Speaker 1>the cards, everything was there.

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't cancel my card. I didn't have to go

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<v Speaker 9>and get any license, and even thirty bucks cash was

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<v Speaker 9>in there. Still, I couldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, if that kid had that watlet in ten years time,

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<v Speaker 1>he's suddenly fourteen and fifteen that cash in there. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing left in that wallet, it's all been rinsed.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>who messages earlier. She's retiring tomorrow and we want to

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<v Speaker 1>know a few more details. Deb is an amazing person.

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<v Speaker 1>She is an angel like all the nurses. She's been

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<v Speaker 1>a nurse for over forty years. She's sixty four. She's

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<v Speaker 1>retiring tomorrow. Debbie, enjoy your retirement and thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>everything you've done. My mum was a nurse, Her three

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<v Speaker 1>sisters were nurses, My two grandmothers were nurses. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of nursing in my family. They work so hard, it's

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<v Speaker 1>incredible what you do. She's been nursing around Australia for

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<v Speaker 1>over forty years. Vicky her three word weeks so far?

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<v Speaker 1>Dream bubble burst? What has gone on? My friend? Has

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<v Speaker 1>it really burst? Can we repair that dream bubble? VICKI,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happened? Ipe? Think's okay?

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Christian O'Connell's show. I'm now obsessed with the

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<v Speaker 1>life and times of Deb Potter. The lady you miss

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<v Speaker 1>is saying that she is retiring tomorrow. She's been a

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<v Speaker 1>nurse all over this country for forty years and I

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<v Speaker 1>message and saying what are you going to do? This

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<v Speaker 1>is incredible. They're going on a lap of Australia. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>That is enjoying. That's not retiring. That's that's fullhearted living.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to do that. My wife and I always

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<v Speaker 1>talking about doing that. And Christian we've been listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the show from twenty twenty nine, so you're in the future, bloody,

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<v Speaker 1>we're still going Oh my god, wow. I think maybe

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<v Speaker 1>mid twenty nineteen from Melbourne, Aubrey Wodonga and camera in Theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I retired Becausetian last April, but got bored waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>my husband retired from forty plus years in the army

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<v Speaker 1>in the infantry, so I took a small job operating

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<v Speaker 1>theaters at Port Macquarie. We picked up a new caravan

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<v Speaker 1>and Ford Ranger super duty in Canberra mid May, planned

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<v Speaker 1>to do a very slow big lap with our two

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<v Speaker 1>mid aged dogs. We will still be listening on the

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<v Speaker 1>iHeart app using our starlings. Yeah, so I got one

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<v Speaker 1>of these starlings. It's incredible, is that the Tesla one?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they are a lot of friends of mine

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<v Speaker 1>who have boats and that they've taken them all over

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Wow. And you can still get satellite receptions,

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<v Speaker 1>so she will she will be able to listen to us.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we just track how they get on.

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<v Speaker 6>Would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Could we have regular updates? You know what they call this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it gran nomads?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>When the carriers wanted to track one of them, like

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<v Speaker 1>what happens, what they see and what do they do?

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<v Speaker 1>So many bits of Australia we don't even know about,

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<v Speaker 1>and that you've never met anyone who's ever been there,

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<v Speaker 1>because the last parts of Australia are all pushed to

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<v Speaker 1>the edge, aren't they. All the cities are shoved out

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<v Speaker 1>to the edge. There's this big bit mega bit in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle that's about half the planet that we're never

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<v Speaker 1>going to go to We don't know about what are

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<v Speaker 1>they going to see. I don't know what I saw

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday that I've never seen before in my life. A pelican.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh really, you've never seen a pelican?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Seeing them kind of like kazooba in the wild.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not native to the UK, obviously, they're normally for

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<v Speaker 1>very hot countries. They normally are around deserts. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to mean the UK. They shouldn't be here. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make sense plans desert.

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<v Speaker 8>Know.

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<v Speaker 6>I looked at it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't belong here. How is it here in Australia?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And you know there's certain stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>the palms brought over them. Yeah, this open cage were

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<v Speaker 1>going to go off, you go go and destroyings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this whole list of them. It's kind of a reverse arc,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what That's what we did. But surely the pelicans

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be here. How did it end up here? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have that native to Australia.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think it's native.

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<v Speaker 1>But how did it get here? Someone actually introduced it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking at this pelican right and there were

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of other people. I was just walking my

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<v Speaker 1>dog and there were a couple of other dog walkers

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<v Speaker 1>there and it was just the bay yesterday was just

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<v Speaker 1>still as a milk on It was beautiful, okay, like

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<v Speaker 1>sheet of glass. You could just walk out too. About

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<v Speaker 1>four o'clock yesterday and there were other bystanders just staring

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<v Speaker 1>at this one loan pelican. It was with no other pelican.

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<v Speaker 1>A seagull came down and sort of was opposite him,

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<v Speaker 1>like checking him out, like who you with? What tribe?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they were saying, but they look

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<v Speaker 1>like having a conversation of some description for a minute

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<v Speaker 1>to two and then the pelican just took flight. Amaze,

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<v Speaker 1>amazing thing to see the huge too, yeah, massive with

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<v Speaker 1>that big distinctive bill. Yes, it's not a pleasing word

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<v Speaker 1>to say, it's distinctive bill. Anyway. What was it doing alone?

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<v Speaker 1>How do they get here? Ken confirm then native to Australia?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they really just googled?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, mister, thank you brillion pelicans?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're right? And where do they normally hang out

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<v Speaker 1>at the beach? I have never seen one at Newcastle

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<v Speaker 1>And there's always always pelicans like.

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<v Speaker 10>Or actually heaps of them. There's never like really just

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<v Speaker 10>a lone one.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's what I felt sorry for. Why is he alone? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's why that text message dream bubble burst. She

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<v Speaker 1>also saw that lone Pelican. Where was he flying to

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<v Speaker 1>find his friends? What has he been thrown aside by

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<v Speaker 1>the family, you know, lion king? What's he done get

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<v Speaker 1>cast aside from the Pelican tribe?

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know you are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, thank you very much to Chan. You just sent

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<v Speaker 1>me a link to Wikipedia. It is apparently good luck

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<v Speaker 1>to see a lone white Pelican. It reminds us of

0:26:02.085 --> 0:26:05.365
<v Speaker 1>loyalty and friendship and goodness knows and breakfast radio. You're

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<v Speaker 1>finding neither of those Patsy, get those knives out of

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<v Speaker 1>my back again, Christian. My mum loved Pelicans. Used to

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<v Speaker 1>call every one of the mister Percival reference to the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventies movie you've seen storm Boy, classic beautiful movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a classic patch. Yeah. They're very symbolic to me.

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<v Speaker 1>In my family, we lost mum in twenty ten, so

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<v Speaker 1>whenever we come across a pell a Pelican, we always

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<v Speaker 1>feel Mama's presence. My wife is like that with rainbows.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mum love rainbows. I know what that's like. Callan Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know this? Pelicans to regulate? I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>you knew so much about pelicans. I just saw when

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday first time my life, and now there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Pelican chat coming at me, and I'm here for it,

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy Christian. Pelicans to regulate their body temperature, pull their

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<v Speaker 1>spines through their mouths, oh, enjoy your breakfast, Australia Earth,

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<v Speaker 1>Did I do that?

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<v Speaker 6>It is going to be a better way to regulate

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<v Speaker 6>your temperature?

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<v Speaker 1>On Yeah, And then another another person saying, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know how they breed?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this. Breeding begins with courtship. Like us, The

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<v Speaker 1>female leads potentials potential mates two to eight or more

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<v Speaker 1>around the colony. She's taking them for a little walk.

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<v Speaker 1>As the males follow her. In these walks, they will

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<v Speaker 1>threaten each other while swinging their open bills easy from

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<v Speaker 1>side to side, literally big billing it, big bill energy,

0:27:29.085 --> 0:27:31.165
<v Speaker 1>trying to attrack the female's attention. The males will also

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<v Speaker 1>pick up small lodgers, sticks or dry fish, which they

0:27:33.925 --> 0:27:36.205
<v Speaker 1>toss in the air to catch again, as if to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>check this out, well, can that the pelican do this,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Both sexes perform and they clap

0:27:43.205 --> 0:27:46.005
<v Speaker 1>their bills shut several times a second, and the pounchers

0:27:46.085 --> 0:27:48.485
<v Speaker 1>ripple like a flag and a strong breeze. As the

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<v Speaker 1>courtship parade progresses, the males drop out one by one.

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<v Speaker 1>How do they know to drop it out? I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a reality show. Yes, you know what it

0:27:55.885 --> 0:27:59.765
<v Speaker 1>is is Pelican Love Island. I'd watch this Pelican Love Island.

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<v Speaker 1>After one is singled out, courtship period begins in a

0:28:05.965 --> 0:28:08.885
<v Speaker 1>different way. The bill and the pouch of the male

0:28:08.965 --> 0:28:12.205
<v Speaker 1>and female birds changed color dramatically. Forward half the pouch

0:28:12.325 --> 0:28:14.845
<v Speaker 1>becomes bright salmon pink, while the skin of the pouch

0:28:14.965 --> 0:28:17.445
<v Speaker 1>in the throat region turns chrome yellow. Do we know

0:28:17.645 --> 0:28:21.445
<v Speaker 1>this happens unaware al of our sites. It's incredible. Parts

0:28:21.525 --> 0:28:22.965
<v Speaker 1>on the top of the base of the bill changed

0:28:22.965 --> 0:28:26.445
<v Speaker 1>the combot blue. Then a black diagonal stripper appears from

0:28:26.445 --> 0:28:30.005
<v Speaker 1>the base to the tip. Easy. The color changes of

0:28:30.045 --> 0:28:33.685
<v Speaker 1>short duration, the intention subsiding by the time intubation starts.

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<v Speaker 1>That is today's Pelican chat.

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<v Speaker 8>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's move on now too. There are two

0:28:38.605 --> 0:28:40.925
<v Speaker 1>types of people in this world. Christian there are two

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<v Speaker 1>types of people in this world, those that close their

0:28:43.725 --> 0:28:46.965
<v Speaker 1>tabs and those that leave them open. Well, I'm sorry,

0:28:47.005 --> 0:28:49.685
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave them open. Guy on my iPhone four

0:28:49.805 --> 0:28:52.845
<v Speaker 1>hundred and ninety eight open tabs. Oh my, I can

0:28:52.925 --> 0:28:55.405
<v Speaker 1>go back to anything at any time. Now, there's a

0:28:55.485 --> 0:28:57.285
<v Speaker 1>pair of Nike I was looking out five years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I can open that tab back up.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, my mate, same discussion like last year, he still

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<v Speaker 5>had a tab up and it searched.

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<v Speaker 6>What is COVID?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut it downtro tabby Patsy. There are two types of

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<v Speaker 1>people in this world.

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<v Speaker 10>There are Christian those who put a T shirt on

0:29:19.725 --> 0:29:22.325
<v Speaker 10>arms first, and those who put it on neck or

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<v Speaker 10>head first.

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<v Speaker 1>I go arms, How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 10>I just put left arm and then I put right arm,

0:29:29.325 --> 0:29:31.045
<v Speaker 10>and then I pick it up over the top of

0:29:31.125 --> 0:29:34.645
<v Speaker 10>my head, whereas my husband will like gather up to

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<v Speaker 10>the neck and put me too over.

0:29:36.805 --> 0:29:39.205
<v Speaker 1>I thought we all did that. You're going through the neck,

0:29:39.445 --> 0:29:40.765
<v Speaker 1>so torso.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, yeah, head first and then arms, but on the

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<v Speaker 10>opposite maybe because I'm left handed, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 10>go left, right arm, and then I do the neck

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<v Speaker 10>of the T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems harder the way you're doing it.

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<v Speaker 10>But that's the way I've always do.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you not get stuck? I feel like you would

0:29:56.005 --> 0:29:57.485
<v Speaker 6>get stuck so easily like that.

0:29:57.725 --> 0:29:59.765
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, let's do that as a phone after seven.

0:29:59.805 --> 0:30:02.085
<v Speaker 1>You ever got stuck in a piece of clothing. I

0:30:02.205 --> 0:30:05.445
<v Speaker 1>once got stuck in a zip up sort of waterproof thing,

0:30:05.485 --> 0:30:07.965
<v Speaker 1>you know, one you know, only your mates trying to

0:30:07.965 --> 0:30:10.445
<v Speaker 1>pull you out of, and then it gets it gets

0:30:10.445 --> 0:30:16.605
<v Speaker 1>stuck around your latch and it's like Jerry Lee Lewis

0:30:16.685 --> 0:30:19.925
<v Speaker 1>kind of sketch going up, ma'am Martin and actually wedged anything.

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<v Speaker 6>When I have to living my life like this, especially

0:30:21.925 --> 0:30:22.685
<v Speaker 6>if it's wet.

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<v Speaker 1>Where was wet? Was song? It was the perfect storm

0:30:26.925 --> 0:30:28.685
<v Speaker 1>in there? I did.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to cut me out, try to get them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do it alone. You've got to sort of

0:30:40.445 --> 0:30:42.525
<v Speaker 1>like limber up your body, you know, like someone insert

0:30:42.605 --> 0:30:45.125
<v Speaker 1>the sleigh, start to get ready to touch your shoulder,

0:30:45.405 --> 0:30:48.285
<v Speaker 1>dislocate the giant all right, after seven this morning, then

0:30:48.365 --> 0:30:51.685
<v Speaker 1>let's do trapped in clothing. But two types of people

0:30:51.885 --> 0:30:54.045
<v Speaker 1>in this world. There are two types of people in

0:30:54.085 --> 0:30:57.485
<v Speaker 1>the world. Okay, there are those I think there are

0:30:57.565 --> 0:31:00.885
<v Speaker 1>those kind of people that understand that steaks should only

0:31:00.965 --> 0:31:03.565
<v Speaker 1>be cooked on the barbecue, and never in a pan

0:31:03.805 --> 0:31:05.765
<v Speaker 1>on the stove top, never.

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<v Speaker 6>In the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, talk me through your isn't it It's better on

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<v Speaker 1>the barbecue.

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<v Speaker 6>I like the smokings, but sometimes you get them.

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<v Speaker 1>You think about you go, you go to it and

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<v Speaker 1>looking at a proper kitchen, how they're doing the steaks.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not doing it on a kind of stovetop like that.

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<v Speaker 1>They do it differently. They see it on the stovetop.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they put the pan in the oven.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but that's not on a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they can't go outside. If you saw your chef,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're at rock Pool or somewhere, where's her

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<v Speaker 1>bloody going. He's going out there, you know, and suddenly

0:31:33.045 --> 0:31:35.205
<v Speaker 1>there's like ten wembers and he's like chucking it around,

0:31:35.685 --> 0:31:38.085
<v Speaker 1>having a dart out there, and it's like it's done,

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. You're not paying your fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? You want the idea that they're doing something else,

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<v Speaker 1>finessing it. But I think they taste so much better.

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<v Speaker 10>On Oh yeah, the flavor is much yes, like a charcoal.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, and that's stripping you get, oh god, the castinogens. Yeah, yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 12>yum yum, yum yum yum, yummy yum.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We have no downtime on the show. The moment News

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<v Speaker 1>and sport kicked in RHEO and I went and got

0:32:08.045 --> 0:32:10.085
<v Speaker 1>our fluid the first time I ever got flu. Job.

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<v Speaker 1>I pretend myself this season. Always going to flu every year,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I want to do it differently this year.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife went yesterday. You can book in store or

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<v Speaker 1>online today. Christian and team car Daniel here. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>regular scuba diver. We have a saying there are two

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<v Speaker 1>types of divers, those that pee in their wet suits

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<v Speaker 1>and those that lie. Ah, you scuba guys, you have

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<v Speaker 1>a laugh down there.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't have to be crazy to scuba.

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<v Speaker 1>Bu bud it bloody else.

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<v Speaker 12>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it at Scooby Bands, That's what I call it. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy to be your roving reporter, So John. The last

0:32:51.085 --> 0:32:55.085
<v Speaker 1>hour we've been negotiating with Debbie who's retiring tomorrow and

0:32:55.445 --> 0:32:57.765
<v Speaker 1>her and her husband's Debbie's been a nurse. I've worked

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<v Speaker 1>all this sound the last hour we have. She's been

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<v Speaker 1>a nurse of forty odd years. She retires tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 1>her husband has been in the army for forty years

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<v Speaker 1>as well as an infantryman. So they're going on a lap,

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<v Speaker 1>a slow lap, they call it. So I just enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>a nice meander, no rush, yes, huge, huge lab to

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<v Speaker 1>do it slowly as well, Christian, I'm happy. So I

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<v Speaker 1>want to track their progress over the next year or so, photos, videos,

0:33:21.125 --> 0:33:22.845
<v Speaker 1>and chat to them. They've got a starlink so we

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<v Speaker 1>will be able to actually call them as they make

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<v Speaker 1>their way around this incredible country. Happy to be your

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<v Speaker 1>roving reporter. We will touch base in maybe June, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like Deb's dad. I was that June. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't not till June.

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<v Speaker 6>Even though you're saying, author, may where are you right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Whish where you go in clockwise anti clockwise?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Great question.

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<v Speaker 1>What do people do? There must be a preference and

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<v Speaker 1>are they chasing the sun?

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<v Speaker 5>I remember hearing there's some crazy fact. I think it's shorter.

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<v Speaker 5>It's significantly shorter one way than it is the other way.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that's a great question, but that is true.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that really yes, can anyone verify that? Please

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<v Speaker 1>call us? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Is it shorter

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<v Speaker 1>to do a lap of Australia going left or clockwise

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<v Speaker 1>or anti clockwise and more portly? Why? Christian? This is

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<v Speaker 1>on Debian Nomad reporter. We have never followed the rules

0:34:16.565 --> 0:34:18.565
<v Speaker 1>about much in life, so it won't be north for

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<v Speaker 1>the winter or south in the summer like hundreds of

0:34:21.085 --> 0:34:25.645
<v Speaker 1>other nomads and vans. Questions for other gray nomads or

0:34:25.845 --> 0:34:29.045
<v Speaker 1>younger people that also travel around Australia in all seriances,

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<v Speaker 1>This is a great question. How do you not get fat?

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<v Speaker 1>Every little town has a bakery declaim they have Australia's

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<v Speaker 1>best pie and orphan and a slice, and you feel

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<v Speaker 1>obliged to like, maybe this is actually Australia's best one.

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<v Speaker 1>How we not gonna part on the case. Yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>also follow multiple potato scallop cake appreciation pages on Facebook

0:34:50.725 --> 0:34:54.325
<v Speaker 1>around Australia. So again we're gonna get bigger and bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Georrs, We're gonna need a bigger caravan, certainly

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<v Speaker 1>in his and hers caravans the bloaters.

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<v Speaker 5>As you go around Australia as well, Potato sculpts are

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<v Speaker 5>called different things in every state.

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<v Speaker 6>Your kidding cakes potato, those gallops, there's another one, Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 6>have some weird one. I've got the answers well to

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<v Speaker 6>the going around Australia Peace?

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<v Speaker 1>Peace?

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<v Speaker 7>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Going anti clockwise is technically shorter by twenty to ninety

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<v Speaker 5>meters because you're on the inside left lane rather than

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<v Speaker 5>psych athletics.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because you're going because you're driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Racing about the inside line, even around the Great Southern

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<v Speaker 1>Land exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a great snat Christian Colors Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the team all just had our flu jabs.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for Chemist's warehouse. Patsy, how are you with the needles?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You just probably did it yourself. Do you ex give

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<v Speaker 1>me five Actually, I'll get the next five years done now.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 10>I steps myself back up trapping a baby and ivy

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<v Speaker 10>extra fullhand and everything. Needles are just like you know,

0:35:56.845 --> 0:35:57.645
<v Speaker 10>getting on a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the old cheap sharer. I hate them. I

0:36:00.085 --> 0:36:02.245
<v Speaker 1>hate needle. Do you like not being a farm land?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've been through far worse. I have half out

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<v Speaker 1>on those farms.

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<v Speaker 9>Just something like a bit of steel going your arms.

0:36:08.605 --> 0:36:11.925
<v Speaker 1>Steals it at one point seven mill.

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<v Speaker 9>Titanium.

0:36:14.205 --> 0:36:17.085
<v Speaker 1>Take that lancing thing out of me using.

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<v Speaker 9>Which was like, just think of a nice place, and

0:36:21.565 --> 0:36:22.765
<v Speaker 9>I thought of Barley while she did it.

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<v Speaker 1>That you judge producer Caleb being a moga. Where were you?

0:36:28.845 --> 0:36:32.005
<v Speaker 1>I was just getting a nice tattoo. It's getting a

0:36:32.045 --> 0:36:40.005
<v Speaker 1>bin tattoo. Oh seven in a sports bar. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>oh my happy place, oh with other loud Australians.

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<v Speaker 6>You're very brave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are. Yeah, you get a little bag of

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<v Speaker 1>Alan snakes morning you calebre moning Christian. My name is Caleb,

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<v Speaker 1>and then listen to you guys for five years. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My partner and I are seven weeks seven months pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you say your partner and you, let's be honest,

0:37:06.685 --> 0:37:09.205
<v Speaker 1>she's pregnant. There is no WHI she's doing a bit

0:37:09.205 --> 0:37:11.245
<v Speaker 1>of a heavy line. Not unless we need to contact

0:37:11.365 --> 0:37:13.445
<v Speaker 1>all news aging. She's around the world in some new

0:37:13.525 --> 0:37:17.685
<v Speaker 1>miracle way. But your partner is pregnant. You are we are,

0:37:17.725 --> 0:37:21.645
<v Speaker 1>as guys a bystander. You are not pregnant. She is pregnant.

0:37:22.005 --> 0:37:24.205
<v Speaker 1>And I wanted to message you and thank you for

0:37:24.405 --> 0:37:26.685
<v Speaker 1>the show you do every day. Ok, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>And also to ask your advice about being a good dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you've been listening for five years, you'll have

0:37:32.285 --> 0:37:34.565
<v Speaker 1>picked it up on not so much the good dad,

0:37:34.645 --> 0:37:36.685
<v Speaker 1>the stories. I don't have any about being a good dad.

0:37:36.725 --> 0:37:40.765
<v Speaker 1>It's the shabby dad. And then you can whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite is of what I did. There's your advice.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got cautionary tale, cautionary tales.

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<v Speaker 1>I am but a causery tale. I can summon up

0:37:49.205 --> 0:37:52.005
<v Speaker 1>in three and Patsy can do hers as well. As

0:37:52.205 --> 0:37:54.924
<v Speaker 1>a great month for me and I used to read

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the books as well. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>most important things I can sum up in three very

0:37:58.325 --> 0:38:01.005
<v Speaker 1>easy points. One that the thing that normally talks about

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<v Speaker 1>about being a parent is your whole job is to

0:38:03.965 --> 0:38:06.325
<v Speaker 1>enjoy being a parent. A lot of it. They turn

0:38:06.365 --> 0:38:08.125
<v Speaker 1>it into an ordeal and you've got to worry about this.

0:38:08.565 --> 0:38:11.325
<v Speaker 1>I'm so stressful. If you can keep reminding yourself, even

0:38:11.365 --> 0:38:13.565
<v Speaker 1>at the tough times when you're exhaust and overwhelmed by all,

0:38:13.925 --> 0:38:15.845
<v Speaker 1>your job is to enjoy it. It is the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>privilege in life is to be someone's parents. So the

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<v Speaker 1>job is to enjoy them always always always always always

0:38:22.325 --> 0:38:25.805
<v Speaker 1>always always keep them talking the moment those channels of

0:38:25.845 --> 0:38:28.725
<v Speaker 1>communication start to get shut down, don't hang on to

0:38:28.845 --> 0:38:30.765
<v Speaker 1>being who's right and who's wrong. That is a life

0:38:30.805 --> 0:38:33.085
<v Speaker 1>of misery. The most important thing is to keep them

0:38:33.165 --> 0:38:37.285
<v Speaker 1>always talking, especially during the teenages as well. Tough, tougher

0:38:37.365 --> 0:38:39.964
<v Speaker 1>than ever to be a teenager right now in these

0:38:40.165 --> 0:38:43.205
<v Speaker 1>crazy times. Keep them talking. And the other thing is

0:38:43.845 --> 0:38:46.925
<v Speaker 1>never Caleb, never ever stop working on your own bs.

0:38:47.525 --> 0:38:50.245
<v Speaker 1>They see it all. You're always teaching your kids a lesson,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not always good lessons. How you are with

0:38:52.485 --> 0:38:55.285
<v Speaker 1>your anger, your joy, your dreams of frustration. They are

0:38:55.405 --> 0:38:57.765
<v Speaker 1>watching all of it. So always be working on your

0:38:57.845 --> 0:39:01.565
<v Speaker 1>own inner stuff. Otherwise you pass it on to them.

0:39:02.205 --> 0:39:04.045
<v Speaker 1>Work on your own stuff, or you're just going to

0:39:04.085 --> 0:39:05.525
<v Speaker 1>pass it on to them. The best use of stuff

0:39:05.525 --> 0:39:07.605
<v Speaker 1>you can do is to keep working on your own

0:39:07.725 --> 0:39:10.085
<v Speaker 1>inner stuff, because I'm telling you now, they are mirror.

0:39:10.125 --> 0:39:12.485
<v Speaker 1>They see all of it. My daughters now tracked me

0:39:12.605 --> 0:39:15.285
<v Speaker 1>quicker than my own wife. They know when I'm lying,

0:39:15.445 --> 0:39:18.565
<v Speaker 1>quicker than I do. I remember when the ratings went

0:39:18.645 --> 0:39:20.205
<v Speaker 1>down to third last year and I was trying to

0:39:20.205 --> 0:39:21.965
<v Speaker 1>tell them. They were, oh my god, are you going

0:39:22.045 --> 0:39:25.205
<v Speaker 1>to get sacked? Are we going to be homeless? Are

0:39:25.245 --> 0:39:26.925
<v Speaker 1>you going to a bit of pain against university? Like

0:39:26.925 --> 0:39:29.205
<v Speaker 1>a press conference? I was getting really stressed. I was going,

0:39:29.245 --> 0:39:31.565
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter, and they were going, we don't believe you.

0:39:31.645 --> 0:39:33.085
<v Speaker 1>There's no way you don't think it does matter. It

0:39:33.125 --> 0:39:35.725
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. And then my way of fact, Chris, can

0:39:35.765 --> 0:39:38.805
<v Speaker 1>we have a word. You're trying to tell them that

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<v Speaker 1>you're okay with this? Yeah, I was okay to go

0:39:41.565 --> 0:39:46.045
<v Speaker 1>back out, Patsy, Well, but how would you summon up?

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<v Speaker 10>I've just got to say, you just talking like that

0:39:48.605 --> 0:39:52.845
<v Speaker 10>is so inspiration for me as a mum, with you know,

0:39:53.285 --> 0:39:55.125
<v Speaker 10>keeping the communication lines open.

0:39:55.205 --> 0:39:57.245
<v Speaker 1>That so true that my mums have to work so

0:39:57.325 --> 0:39:58.925
<v Speaker 1>much harder. No, I can be I'm not trying to

0:39:58.965 --> 0:40:01.885
<v Speaker 1>be fake monest My wife works far harder as a

0:40:01.965 --> 0:40:04.205
<v Speaker 1>parent than I do. And I think even Chris, your

0:40:04.285 --> 0:40:06.765
<v Speaker 1>husband would agree with that as well. Mums, No, no, no,

0:40:06.885 --> 0:40:08.165
<v Speaker 1>mums are the sense of the whole thing.

0:40:08.245 --> 0:40:11.685
<v Speaker 10>I think initially definitely, But what I would say to

0:40:11.805 --> 0:40:12.645
<v Speaker 10>our listener is.

0:40:12.725 --> 0:40:15.525
<v Speaker 1>Particularly within you, p please call them Caleb brother, thank you.

0:40:15.605 --> 0:40:18.325
<v Speaker 10>Sorry I forgot Caleb's name. Congratulations.

0:40:18.365 --> 0:40:20.844
<v Speaker 1>You don't know who I am right now? She's a mom,

0:40:20.965 --> 0:40:23.085
<v Speaker 1>not to think about instinct.

0:40:23.205 --> 0:40:26.325
<v Speaker 10>Follow your instinct. You have this newborn. There's no guide book.

0:40:26.405 --> 0:40:28.485
<v Speaker 10>You don't know what the hell you're doing. Your boobs

0:40:28.485 --> 0:40:30.805
<v Speaker 10>are leaking. Everything's happening. You're not sleeping.

0:40:31.005 --> 0:40:34.685
<v Speaker 1>Caleb's boobs are leaking. Go see a doctor, Go to

0:40:34.845 --> 0:40:36.285
<v Speaker 1>chemists warehouse. They've got patches.

0:40:36.445 --> 0:40:38.605
<v Speaker 10>Follow your instinct and you do know what to do.

0:40:38.765 --> 0:40:40.885
<v Speaker 10>I can remember with Audrey, she was crying. I had

0:40:41.045 --> 0:40:43.725
<v Speaker 10>she was a colligy baby, she was six weeks prem

0:40:43.845 --> 0:40:46.325
<v Speaker 10>It was all happening. It was five years in the making,

0:40:46.445 --> 0:40:48.605
<v Speaker 10>you know, infertility, and I finally had this baby, and

0:40:48.645 --> 0:40:51.005
<v Speaker 10>I felt like I'd had this massive, big run up

0:40:51.085 --> 0:40:53.485
<v Speaker 10>to being a mum. And suddenly I remember one day

0:40:53.525 --> 0:40:55.485
<v Speaker 10>I really didn't feel like I knew what I was doing,

0:40:55.605 --> 0:40:58.085
<v Speaker 10>and my mother came up to help, just to release

0:40:58.165 --> 0:41:00.525
<v Speaker 10>so I could go and have a shower, and she said,

0:41:01.045 --> 0:41:02.004
<v Speaker 10>just keep calm.

0:41:02.125 --> 0:41:03.325
<v Speaker 1>You do know what you're doing.

0:41:03.445 --> 0:41:06.005
<v Speaker 10>Follow your instinct. But Mom, I don't have an instinct,

0:41:06.085 --> 0:41:08.165
<v Speaker 10>and she said, you do. It's inside of you. And

0:41:08.245 --> 0:41:10.165
<v Speaker 10>you know, don't listen to what anyone.

0:41:09.885 --> 0:41:12.725
<v Speaker 1>Else for your mum, hand generation to.

0:41:12.765 --> 0:41:16.605
<v Speaker 10>You, angel, angel, and don't listen to what what might

0:41:16.685 --> 0:41:19.645
<v Speaker 10>work for someone else, doesn't necessarily work for you. And

0:41:19.725 --> 0:41:21.964
<v Speaker 10>the other thing, the third and last thing I would say.

0:41:23.085 --> 0:41:25.925
<v Speaker 10>A maternal nurse said to me, I'd picked Audrey up,

0:41:25.965 --> 0:41:27.964
<v Speaker 10>and she said, I'll be careful with that. Don't nurse

0:41:28.045 --> 0:41:30.405
<v Speaker 10>her too much. So you know, it's all don't do this,

0:41:30.605 --> 0:41:32.924
<v Speaker 10>don't do this, you should be doing that. I wish

0:41:32.965 --> 0:41:35.725
<v Speaker 10>I hadn't have listened to that, because now, even though

0:41:35.765 --> 0:41:39.725
<v Speaker 10>she's nearly fifteen, I would give my left leg to

0:41:39.805 --> 0:41:41.605
<v Speaker 10>be able to just pick her up in my arms

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<v Speaker 10>and give her a cuddle and sniff right into a

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<v Speaker 10>little head. And you know, you're just so conscious of

0:41:47.245 --> 0:41:49.205
<v Speaker 10>everyone says don't pick them up, then you'll have to

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<v Speaker 10>nurse them all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>To hell with that.

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<v Speaker 10>Do whatever you want, do what's right for you, and

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<v Speaker 10>you'll be a perfect parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy it. It goes so fast, beautiful stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian o'condle show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now we turn our attentions to the fourth coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Flick around. You can hear anyone else hosting a breakfast

0:42:09.765 --> 0:42:12.685
<v Speaker 1>show who's happy to drop in the word forthcoming. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think bo Ryan's doing that. I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>has to do that. Guy we are searching for Australia's

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<v Speaker 1>funniest mom.

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<v Speaker 8>Mom's gonna tell the Joe Mama, don't make you laugh,

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<v Speaker 8>selling Mary on the poll.

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<v Speaker 9>They're gonna make you laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>We are searching for Australia's funniest mom and we have

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<v Speaker 1>the ultimate Mother's Day Langham Melbourne package. Great price for

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<v Speaker 1>the winning mom. Two nights day are they also Langham

0:42:44.965 --> 0:42:49.884
<v Speaker 1>here in Melbourne for you and a friend. Now, we're

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<v Speaker 1>saying you and a friend because actually a weekend two

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<v Speaker 1>nights away, pampering a spy you get, you're really gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get looked after. And if you're in Sydney, whether you're

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<v Speaker 1>in Adelaide, whether you're in Birth, whether you're in Brizzy

0:43:02.485 --> 0:43:04.125
<v Speaker 1>listening to the show, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll fly you here.

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<v Speaker 1>We will look after. You're gonna have an amazing weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We're saying a friend because that's be honest. You might

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<v Speaker 1>not want to bring your partner. You might just want

0:43:13.645 --> 0:43:16.605
<v Speaker 1>to break from all of it. It's a lot being

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<v Speaker 1>a mum. This weekend is for you. That's the price

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<v Speaker 1>you sort out. Two nights at the Lang in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>Lunch at the Amazing Melbourne restaurant Chuan spa treatment for

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<v Speaker 1>you and your friend, access to the Langon Club, including

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon tea, Oh my word, fancy evening cannapees and cocktails.

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<v Speaker 1>Great Bryance. Mom's two jokes. It's as similar as that.

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<v Speaker 1>Call us now, mums thirteen fifty five twenty two team,

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<v Speaker 1>Are we ready to be entertained? I'm ready? Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Stepping up? The first mom this morning is Rachel. Good morning, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Christian. How are you? I'm good? So, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a mum, I'm a mom. Brilliant and tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about your family. Mom to how many kids? How old

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<v Speaker 1>are they?

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<v Speaker 7>One daughter? She's twenty seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Okay, you don't sound you don't you sound

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<v Speaker 1>pretty young? I thought you we'd have young kids.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh I had her when I was twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, okay, I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm glad you said you're joking, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've read stories about what goes on the outback around Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and out west. Oh so, Rachel, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>first courage to do this. All right, Mum, Rachel, off

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<v Speaker 1>you go. What's your joke for us?

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<v Speaker 7>So I got a job as a bank teller right,

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<v Speaker 7>and I got fired on the first day because a

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<v Speaker 7>little old lady come up to the counter and she said,

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<v Speaker 7>can you check my balance? Darlen's over the counter, go.

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<v Speaker 3>For a nudge and she fell over.

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<v Speaker 4>Boo. I love it.

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<v Speaker 6>I's gonna tell the job.

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<v Speaker 1>Well down, Rachel, Wow, down, Rachel.

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<v Speaker 4>We're off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good guy. That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>It took me a while, really yeah, straight away.

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<v Speaker 9>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was genius. It's very good. Rachel's strong start. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much, thank you, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 4>You're Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As you look ahead to Mother's Day a week Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. For the next week and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all about celebrating mums. We know about dad jokes,

0:45:19.765 --> 0:45:24.004
<v Speaker 1>what about mum jokes. Mom's doing jokes on the show

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<v Speaker 1>to try and win an amazing Mother's Day. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>real treat. It's all about you. For the whole weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We will bring you to the Langham in Melbourne, a beautiful,

0:45:31.685 --> 0:45:35.924
<v Speaker 1>incredible five star hotel. You get pampered, you get two

0:45:36.045 --> 0:45:38.125
<v Speaker 1>nights there. It's you and whoever you want to bring.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom's doing jokes.

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<v Speaker 8>Mom's gonna tell the joke Mama, don't make you laugh,

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<v Speaker 8>Sally Mary on this call, they gonna make you.

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh, bick down. Hey, perhaps this is an an alex

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<v Speaker 1>your d This is gonna drive you mad. Projesse Canaan

0:45:59.085 --> 0:46:02.405
<v Speaker 1>just comes in. She goes, now, I'm gonna put one on.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's a mother to dogs? I went, no, you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a dog. It's not like a human. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. It's not the same. O way, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the same.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, Kaylyn calls her dog Henry her son.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we don't know what to encourage people like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Two types of people in this world. Those understand dog

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<v Speaker 1>is dog. I'm a dog owner. It is not my son.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a dog. He's a fairy thick dog.

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<v Speaker 6>You really don't like your dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I accept him to I tolerate him. Perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>so I tolerate yes, alright, mom's telling jokes. Moms she

0:46:37.005 --> 0:46:42.245
<v Speaker 1>killed us up thirteen fifty five, twenty two. We've also

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<v Speaker 1>dealt with another one. The chuckle sister's coming in, going

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<v Speaker 1>someone wants to win it for her mum. Her mom

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't speak very good English, but she's going to try

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<v Speaker 1>and translate for her. That's a lot going on there

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<v Speaker 1>actually a lot going on there as well. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>mom's come on, you tell us a joke. We love it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Mama just made us laugh. That's it, all right.

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<v Speaker 6>The stage is yours. Mom's who you got here?

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<v Speaker 1>Helena? Good morning, Helena, good morning?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good Helena. So you're a mum and wander how

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<v Speaker 1>old are you kids? Helene? And welcome to showing. Also, Helena,

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<v Speaker 1>your mum number two calling us up, So thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much for doing that and taking part.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, no problem, happy to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, how are your kids, Helena?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they're older.

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<v Speaker 7>They wouldn't like me to say so, they're older.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are they?

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<v Speaker 7>In their forties?

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<v Speaker 1>This is brilliant. Why would they want you to say that?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you know, mom's skip, mum getting embarrassed all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, even their forties kids are still embarrassed by

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<v Speaker 1>their parents.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're not an embarrassing mom. You're a cool mom,

0:47:48.445 --> 0:47:52.685
<v Speaker 1>you rock, You're a stand up mom. Now, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>in your own time, in your own time. It's currently

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<v Speaker 1>working progress this show. Let's hear your joke.

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<v Speaker 7>What do you call woollies when it burns down?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know calls. That's a great guy.

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<v Speaker 6>You just made us laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be worried there. I was like, hey, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great one, Helena. We love you, Joe, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be coming to the Big Final next Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>But thanks Acorning. We send your price. Thank you, thank you. Susie.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got mum Susie in morning, sus good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Susie. And how are you going this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>You're good?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm great.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got three kids, you're a busy, busy mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Three kids. That's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 7>Three kids. I work as a teacher, so.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's it's everywhere. Kids are own, kids in the

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<v Speaker 1>classroom crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bless you. And what age of kids do you

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<v Speaker 1>teach as well, Susie?

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<v Speaker 7>I teach great four.

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<v Speaker 1>Grade four as well. That they'd be lively, won't they?

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<v Speaker 3>They are loving?

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<v Speaker 7>But they're lots of fun and they tell me lots

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<v Speaker 7>of good jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh brilliant. Okay, you've got some good jokes. Then all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your best one? Off you go?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh the best one? Why was the maths book so depressed?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Why was the maths book so depressed.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it had too many problems?

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<v Speaker 1>That is what you call classic teacher joke, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>You get standing ovation in the older the teacher room?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the teacher's room?

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<v Speaker 8>Just made us la?

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<v Speaker 1>Why no, Mamma, Susie, you will send your prize. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much much. Shake care mate, here we got here, Amanda, Amanda,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you. I'm first time call a long time listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, well done. First of all right, I get it's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to call up a radio show. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>way above that to call up and tell a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>So well done. Thank you very much for taking a

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<v Speaker 1>big leap off you go. We'd love to hear you joke.

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<v Speaker 7>Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Why did the scarecrow win an award

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<v Speaker 1>for being outstanding?

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<v Speaker 11>And need speak?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a classic straight into the old jokes home.

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<v Speaker 6>Mama just made us laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand out, Mama, Manda, very good. We send your price.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. All right. That is the end

0:50:21.805 --> 0:50:25.884
<v Speaker 1>of the first auditions today. Back tomorrow for mums. Make

0:50:25.965 --> 0:50:28.285
<v Speaker 1>us laugh. We're looking for Australia's Funniest mom. If you've

0:50:28.285 --> 0:50:30.325
<v Speaker 1>got a joke, nudge your mum. If you get ready

0:50:30.365 --> 0:50:33.565
<v Speaker 1>for school, run your mum's rushing around tomorrow. We're gonna

0:50:33.565 --> 0:50:35.325
<v Speaker 1>be doing at eight o'clock. Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 8>Mom's gonna tell the joke, Mama. Don't make you laugh,

0:50:40.525 --> 0:50:43.365
<v Speaker 8>selly Mary on the Paul, They're.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna make you laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. If you're listening to this as well, mum cently,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't think I could call it in the morning.

0:50:48.805 --> 0:50:50.245
<v Speaker 1>I haven't got the courage for that. Doesn't money. You

0:50:50.245 --> 0:50:52.725
<v Speaker 1>can still get involved. We want to hear your voices.

0:50:52.885 --> 0:50:54.405
<v Speaker 1>We want to say hello to you, We want to

0:50:54.485 --> 0:50:57.165
<v Speaker 1>laugh with you as well and thank you. But if

0:50:57.205 --> 0:50:59.525
<v Speaker 1>you still want to get involved, you can. You can

0:50:59.645 --> 0:51:01.885
<v Speaker 1>record it on your phone and email it to me

0:51:02.005 --> 0:51:04.844
<v Speaker 1>if that's easier for you. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

0:51:04.885 --> 0:51:05.565
<v Speaker 1>com Today you.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Christian Connall Show podcast every Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>In the show, we love getting your stories about coincidence

0:51:13.085 --> 0:51:15.645
<v Speaker 1>and chance. We got so many amazing stories. We call

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<v Speaker 1>this what are the odds? Let's do it?

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<v Speaker 6>Believe it. I'm not what are the odds? You gotta

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<v Speaker 6>be justhing me.

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<v Speaker 8>Like were you with Cheryl who married a Hun who

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<v Speaker 8>work with the Cheryl.

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<v Speaker 6>Who married a Hunt as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Last week on what are the Odds?

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<v Speaker 3>My parents sent me a birthday card one year and

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<v Speaker 3>they've been separated since I was four years old, and

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<v Speaker 3>it was the same card.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife I'm at twenty seven years ago, live in

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<v Speaker 2>different towns. We decided we better get the fathers to

0:51:53.845 --> 0:51:55.605
<v Speaker 2>sort of meet. So they went on a golf day

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<v Speaker 2>for return servicemen and they had to put their army

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<v Speaker 2>numbers in and they are following numbers they enlisted at

0:52:01.925 --> 0:52:05.005
<v Speaker 2>the same time. And yeah, the service numbers were following numbers.

0:52:05.085 --> 0:52:08.285
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually a twin. My expartner was a twin and

0:52:08.565 --> 0:52:11.285
<v Speaker 2>I have twin daughters in both pointixelnovers. We're both twins.

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<v Speaker 1>Twin power activated, twin power adivated. I love it. Let's

0:52:16.245 --> 0:52:19.005
<v Speaker 1>kick off with this story here email here from Listen

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<v Speaker 1>called Sarah Christian IVVITA family history research came across a

0:52:22.805 --> 0:52:26.485
<v Speaker 1>ship called the Petrel which arrived in Port Jackson nineteenth

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<v Speaker 1>of November eighteen forty eight. On board that ship, it

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<v Speaker 1>must have been Patsy on board that ship, and you

0:52:33.925 --> 0:52:37.364
<v Speaker 1>would have been like Lear nineteen just stops off my head.

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<v Speaker 1>The mass on board that ship were my husband's great

0:52:40.725 --> 0:52:45.965
<v Speaker 1>great great grandparents, Isaac and Sarah Evans. Also on that board,

0:52:46.005 --> 0:52:49.325
<v Speaker 1>we found out on board that ship were my great

0:52:49.605 --> 0:52:54.445
<v Speaker 1>great great grandparents, Alfred and Harriet Mel. This means our

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<v Speaker 1>two kids, our kids have two sets of great great

0:52:56.885 --> 0:53:01.005
<v Speaker 1>great grandparents that migrated together on the same boat. What

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<v Speaker 1>are the odds? Also, there were fifty six married couples

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<v Speaker 1>on board that ship for three months, one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>seventy seven years ago. I wonder if our great great

0:53:12.605 --> 0:53:17.444
<v Speaker 1>great grandparents were friends with them. Beautiful one, Sarah, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Now I've got my own one. Actually, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear it.

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<v Speaker 8>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>About an hour and a half ago, we're all getting

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<v Speaker 1>our flu jabs done. A lovely nurse came in from

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<v Speaker 1>chemist warehouse. Now, the young lady that was doing her

0:53:31.005 --> 0:53:34.925
<v Speaker 1>injections was very helpful, But she had this tunicon, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a nurse would wear. I said, that is exactly

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<v Speaker 1>the same one though, that a chef might wear as well.

0:53:40.165 --> 0:53:49.925
<v Speaker 1>She said, I am a part time chef. Ah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the second day. I said, I'm not sure this

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<v Speaker 1>is show worthy, right, it's a bit of a kind

0:53:54.805 --> 0:53:56.565
<v Speaker 1>of mild one sort of thing Pats might bring in

0:53:57.405 --> 0:53:58.965
<v Speaker 1>or Caitlin. And you were, no, no, no, it's a

0:53:59.005 --> 0:54:01.445
<v Speaker 1>really good one. I said, I don't trust you. Yesterday

0:54:01.485 --> 0:54:02.405
<v Speaker 1>you tried to stitch me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I just had to go with the crowd. I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't hear much of the rats are in the show.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't give much fatty. I didn't want to be

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<v Speaker 5>the only one being like sucking up being. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 5>a good that's a good story.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, wait Tina. Also, Tina, you said, do that chemist

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<v Speaker 1>warehouse the nurse chef one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows two a tone dead? What now I know?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know it sucks.

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<v Speaker 6>So a chef gave me my needle?

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<v Speaker 1>What yes, chefs us. All right, let's get some stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>We got Eve on the line recording in Sydney. Good morning, Eve,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning. How are we guys?

0:54:47.525 --> 0:54:49.445
<v Speaker 1>I'm good? Thanks to cooing the show. So what is

0:54:49.485 --> 0:54:51.325
<v Speaker 1>your story for? What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 7>What are the odds? Well, when I was nineteen, we

0:54:55.645 --> 0:54:58.125
<v Speaker 7>had a younger brother who was ten years younger than us,

0:54:58.325 --> 0:55:02.165
<v Speaker 7>and I lived in Armadale on my Annie and nuncles

0:55:02.205 --> 0:55:05.205
<v Speaker 7>property at the time and on the twin and my

0:55:05.325 --> 0:55:08.485
<v Speaker 7>twin brother was in Sydney. I hadn't seen him four

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<v Speaker 7>or probably six or seven months because of living up

0:55:12.005 --> 0:55:15.365
<v Speaker 7>on the farm. We were all getting together for Christmas.

0:55:16.445 --> 0:55:19.245
<v Speaker 7>I went to a story in Amada, which is completely

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<v Speaker 7>different to all those Sydney stores. Anyway, I ended up

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<v Speaker 7>buying my brother, my younger brother, a remote control car,

0:55:27.445 --> 0:55:32.005
<v Speaker 7>wrapped it up in blue paper. It had blue numbers

0:55:32.045 --> 0:55:35.765
<v Speaker 7>on it and it had seventy nine on it. My

0:55:36.045 --> 0:55:41.445
<v Speaker 7>twin bought the exact same car, same color, same model,

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<v Speaker 7>with the number on it. We came back to Sydney

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<v Speaker 7>for Christmas and my younger brother opened my brother's present

0:55:50.525 --> 0:55:53.045
<v Speaker 7>and I couldn't believe it because I had mine in

0:55:53.165 --> 0:55:55.965
<v Speaker 7>my hand still, and I handed mine to my younger

0:55:56.005 --> 0:56:00.205
<v Speaker 7>brother and it was identical. We hadn't spoken, we hadn't

0:56:01.325 --> 0:56:03.325
<v Speaker 7>decided what we're going to buy, and it wasn't an

0:56:03.325 --> 0:56:05.565
<v Speaker 7>impulse by I decided I was going to buy it,

0:56:06.565 --> 0:56:10.565
<v Speaker 7>and yeah, it was just he couldn't believe his luck

0:56:10.605 --> 0:56:12.285
<v Speaker 7>when he had double cows.

0:56:11.925 --> 0:56:16.085
<v Speaker 1>And he was It is incredible. It's a twin interstate.

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<v Speaker 6>What are the odds twin power activated EPA my.

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<v Speaker 1>Friend for life. Incredible Eve, great story. We send you price,

0:56:24.445 --> 0:56:26.405
<v Speaker 1>thanks for sharing, Thanks.

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<v Speaker 7>For your tom I have a good day guys. A

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<v Speaker 7>lovely show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much.

0:56:29.645 --> 0:56:29.805
<v Speaker 4>Eve.

0:56:30.085 --> 0:56:31.645
<v Speaker 1>The calls coming you and I need to have a

0:56:31.685 --> 0:56:32.285
<v Speaker 1>word my friend.

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<v Speaker 4>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:56:37.485 --> 0:56:40.765
<v Speaker 1>Right now, last chance, your course, your stories, coincidence and

0:56:40.885 --> 0:56:43.605
<v Speaker 1>chances to do this every Wednesday on the Christian O'Connell

0:56:43.685 --> 0:56:46.885
<v Speaker 1>Show here on Gold we call it what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 1>If you've got one for us Christian at Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 1>dot com dot au. Linda, good morning, good morning, Good morning, Linda.

0:56:55.285 --> 0:56:59.445
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for giving us ago and are you a new listener, Linda, No.

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<v Speaker 11>No, I've been listening for a very very long time.

0:57:03.405 --> 0:57:05.765
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Linda. Now I see on the phone here

0:57:05.845 --> 0:57:07.445
<v Speaker 1>it says you're about to teach a class.

0:57:08.125 --> 0:57:11.125
<v Speaker 11>I am, I'm teaching shut myself in the kitchen.

0:57:11.685 --> 0:57:12.525
<v Speaker 1>What are you about to teach?

0:57:13.445 --> 0:57:16.365
<v Speaker 11>I seen you as strengthening balanced classes?

0:57:16.645 --> 0:57:19.405
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, great, I bet that's really enjoyable, isn't it.

0:57:20.205 --> 0:57:22.125
<v Speaker 11>It is absolutely fantastic club.

0:57:22.565 --> 0:57:24.325
<v Speaker 1>So when you said you shut yourself in the kitchen,

0:57:24.445 --> 0:57:25.405
<v Speaker 1>are they in your house?

0:57:25.605 --> 0:57:28.765
<v Speaker 6>Are you in a community a community hall.

0:57:28.925 --> 0:57:31.005
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so I thought you shut the old people in

0:57:31.085 --> 0:57:33.565
<v Speaker 1>your living room. They're like, who's on the phone. Tell

0:57:34.245 --> 0:57:38.205
<v Speaker 1>this is the radio show? All right now, Linda, what

0:57:38.325 --> 0:57:39.125
<v Speaker 1>is your story for us?

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, we were on a cruise and we were stopping

0:57:42.805 --> 0:57:46.445
<v Speaker 11>in Israel and we went on a tour that went

0:57:46.485 --> 0:57:50.245
<v Speaker 11>to the Dead Sea. When we got there, the group

0:57:50.325 --> 0:57:52.365
<v Speaker 11>before us had left. But I found a cruise card

0:57:52.485 --> 0:57:53.285
<v Speaker 11>on the ground.

0:57:53.805 --> 0:57:54.805
<v Speaker 7>You can't get back on the.

0:57:54.805 --> 0:57:57.805
<v Speaker 11>Cruise without this cruise card. So we thought I will

0:57:57.845 --> 0:57:59.685
<v Speaker 11>pick it up and we'll take it back and hand

0:57:59.765 --> 0:58:02.125
<v Speaker 11>it in when we get back. On the way back,

0:58:02.205 --> 0:58:05.085
<v Speaker 11>our bus blew a tire and so we had to

0:58:05.205 --> 0:58:08.125
<v Speaker 11>sort of wait and bus came along to pick us up.

0:58:08.605 --> 0:58:10.765
<v Speaker 11>None that there was only four people and one of

0:58:10.805 --> 0:58:13.565
<v Speaker 11>them was yelling at her husband for losing her cruise car.

0:58:15.045 --> 0:58:18.405
<v Speaker 11>So out of four thousand, nine hundred people on the ship,

0:58:18.885 --> 0:58:21.045
<v Speaker 11>we ended up on a bus that picked us up

0:58:21.685 --> 0:58:23.565
<v Speaker 11>with only four people on it than one of those

0:58:23.685 --> 0:58:24.405
<v Speaker 11>was that cruise car.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, the odds are incredible for that. That's an

0:58:28.165 --> 0:58:34.565
<v Speaker 1>amazing story. That yeah too, Linda, Thank you very much

0:58:34.605 --> 0:58:37.125
<v Speaker 1>to give us a call. Enjoy the class today. Thank you.

0:58:37.685 --> 0:58:40.365
<v Speaker 1>I Tams gerving us a call. Good morning to Tim.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your story for? What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, sir guys. I've got a spider in the car. Story.

0:58:45.925 --> 0:58:49.965
<v Speaker 3>I pulled up at the traffic lights one day, window opens, pressing,

0:58:50.125 --> 0:58:52.285
<v Speaker 3>so spider crawls out onto the roofs of the car.

0:58:52.685 --> 0:58:56.565
<v Speaker 3>No problem there, beautifully dressed man in his suit gets out,

0:58:56.605 --> 0:58:59.765
<v Speaker 3>whips off with Julius Marlow reaches over the roof, tries

0:58:59.805 --> 0:59:02.925
<v Speaker 3>to kill the spider. Spider keep moving, He's not having

0:59:02.965 --> 0:59:07.685
<v Speaker 3>any trouble. Spider light change green anyway. Spider crawls back

0:59:07.765 --> 0:59:10.165
<v Speaker 3>down over to the Beck windscreen at the top. He

0:59:10.325 --> 0:59:19.085
<v Speaker 3>takes one final messy swipe smashes the wing screen. The

0:59:19.125 --> 0:59:20.525
<v Speaker 3>spider forms Beck into.

0:59:20.405 --> 0:59:26.045
<v Speaker 1>Car, chuckling to itself. It's doing it high fiving itself

0:59:26.045 --> 0:59:30.285
<v Speaker 1>with all those legs. Tim, that is a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you two hundred and fifty dollars Suspend

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<v Speaker 1>at Chemists Warehouse. We love that story, mate, Tim, really

0:59:37.205 --> 0:59:39.485
<v Speaker 1>funny story. Thank you very much. He told it really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great day, mate, Thanks Christian, So you Christian

0:59:43.365 --> 0:59:48.285
<v Speaker 1>O'Connell show podcast time for today's time Waster today. We're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for your school bands for the Western Show today,

0:59:51.525 --> 0:59:53.765
<v Speaker 1>and she send us shoes to be marked on four

0:59:53.885 --> 0:59:57.485
<v Speaker 1>seventy five O three one oh four three, Your time wasters,

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking for your school bands Western Show today. Off

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<v Speaker 1>to the cinema Gold Class double pass. Some outstanding movies

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<v Speaker 1>to go and see in the cinema project Hell Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>I really really loved. I cannot recommend enough. Patsy went

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<v Speaker 1>to see Last Weekend Michael, which he absolutely Lord, there

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<v Speaker 1>are two great choices there. All right, let's go back

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<v Speaker 1>to school test tube dummies. How was the last time

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<v Speaker 1>we helped test tubes? That it's a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Assembly Holder notes, Dinner Lady Gaga, Dinner Gold, School Run

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<v Speaker 1>DMC Silk Class Jim and the dread of the school run.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, like the cross country in the school run, like

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<v Speaker 6>the drug no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, your school country would have probably been in

1:00:50.365 --> 1:00:53.245
<v Speaker 1>a lot nicer weather than ours. It was always done

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the football season, so it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>at wintertime, so frozen ground, fog, missed rain, mud through

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<v Speaker 1>farmers fields.

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<v Speaker 6>Worst day of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh horrendus. I remember once where because I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, I just said, I've I've forgotten my

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<v Speaker 1>sneak because should you go home? It's got a lost property.

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<v Speaker 1>Found a pair of rugby boots with metallic studs and

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<v Speaker 1>said there's only these and these don't fit. He went, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you either doing that or bare feet actual wear rugby

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<v Speaker 1>boots with metallic studs, running for five k like a

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<v Speaker 1>dog on ice. Sure that you get like special Forces selection.

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<v Speaker 1>All the way. It was an Middleton yelling at me

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<v Speaker 1>and spelling me fifty two's gold? All right, Rio, what

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<v Speaker 1>have you got? School band's?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, Shaggy's late for class, Yeah he's Waggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I see done gold?

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<v Speaker 5>All these punk rockers got a ninety six point eight

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<v Speaker 5>the a Tarisari's well done?

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<v Speaker 1>Another gold?

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<v Speaker 6>M see grammar?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, the school fate's being canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Fate you say.

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<v Speaker 6>It's no fate, fate no more?

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<v Speaker 1>What I was like, No, wow, can you judge me

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<v Speaker 1>about that? What the else? Karma? You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>said to you, my friend? Karma?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Time wasted today. We're looking for your school bands. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go one O four seventy five three, one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four three three are you.

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<v Speaker 6>Ready to mark president mister O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good, okay, gold class top a past of the

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<v Speaker 1>best in show. Kerry kicks us off with a potential gold.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Jason Darula, god no Derulo dar Rula, Jason Drula.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how we start, Kerry Charles, that's very good. To

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<v Speaker 1>pack your play lunch, To pack your play lunch principle,

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<v Speaker 1>princepo silver. Then Anthony's strange nuts. That's his name, lunch

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<v Speaker 1>shop boys silver plus alphabet, Middler gold. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who's that John the hex pistols. Danny, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Pit bully, not pitbullady around with a menace in the hallways,

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<v Speaker 1>Pit bully, mister world wide. Nathan's got a note from

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<v Speaker 1>your mom for and sons. Sons sung with a ban

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<v Speaker 1>late Silver men at homework Gold. Now you fumble the

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<v Speaker 1>bag with your fate one. What about fate Hill. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's very good gold back, Well done, KINDI lauper and Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right you CARDI be quiet at the back.

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<v Speaker 6>Silvah.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried Tyon and Justin Baker. Justin Baker that is

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<v Speaker 1>very good. Who just pipped him with that one? Melissa

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<v Speaker 1>very very good? All right, there's some great goals there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ring Over, How are you gonna pick one? Who's the winner?

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<v Speaker 6>They were brilliant but lead from start to finish.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Darula, Yeah right winner today, Well done, you are

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<v Speaker 1>the winner. We are back tomorrow morning on the show

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