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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. The MET Gala. You've probably seen

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Speaker 1: it on your socials or on the news last night.

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Speaker 1: The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York has an

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Speaker 1: annual fundraiser and they raise gazillion bazillion dollars and it's kookmuscrooks.

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Speaker 1: It didn't used to be this, or it's always been

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Speaker 1: the avant garde kind of red carpet. It's not your

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Speaker 1: normal red carpet. It is outrageous red carpet. And the

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Speaker 1: theme this year was Garden of Time. So guess how

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Speaker 1: much it costs to go? In Australian dollars. A ticket

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Speaker 1: to the MET Gala was up fifty percent on last year.

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Speaker 1: Is one hundred and thirteen thousand dollars. A table is

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Speaker 1: five hundred and thirty thousand dollars. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: the stars pay this, because it's the fashion houses that

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Speaker 1: buy tables and then dress everyone. Well, it could be

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Speaker 1: good because Hugh was there and he's split up from

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Speaker 1: Debs now, so you don't have to pay for one.

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Speaker 1: That night, he's thinking, you know what, this is where

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Speaker 1: being single really pays dividends. I don't have to swap

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Speaker 1: the chicken and the beef with Debs. Apparently he's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Once you're inside, no one knows what happens. There's no

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Speaker 1: cameras allowed inside. Apparently you can take a selfie in

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Speaker 1: the loo and that's about it. So you can film,

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Speaker 1: that's right, And like the footy shell at the Logi,

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Speaker 1: you have to follow a certain eating chart. Foods are

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Speaker 1: bands such as onions and garlic and parsley because it

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Speaker 1: gets stuck in your teeth. I probably inside, no one's

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Speaker 1: eating anything, because this is the azembic world that we

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Speaker 1: live in now. All the restaurants in New York apparently

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Speaker 1: during all the big awards season throughout the country, all

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Speaker 1: the restaurants are complaining because everyone's on a zempic and

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Speaker 1: no one's eating anything. So the outfits, though, there was

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Speaker 1: some criticism for Kim Kardashian. Did you see her outfit? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't. She looks like the mother in the Adams

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Speaker 1: family in terms of that pinched in waste. She couldn't breathe.

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Speaker 1: Her mouth was open the whole time and she couldn't

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Speaker 1: actually breathe. It was obscene and a lot of people

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Speaker 1: have said, this is twenty twenty four and this is

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Speaker 1: what we're trying to show people give me a break. Well,

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Speaker 1: the corstory of the fourteen hundreds, we've moved on from there.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Jimi Rice just puught that up? Yeah? Whatw whoa?

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Speaker 1: How could she? I know? All her organs are gonna

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Speaker 1: pop out? I know that's exactly right. It is completely

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Speaker 1: a horrendous, discomfiting look. And how she gets away with

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Speaker 1: this with daughters, I just don't know, because that is

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Speaker 1: such a bad look, I think. But some of the

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Speaker 1: other kooks that we saw now we love Rita Aura.

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Speaker 1: We've interviewed her a few times. You gave her a gift,

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Speaker 1: that's right. A friend of mine made a Dolly Parton badge.

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Speaker 1: We interviewed her. She had approached on. She said, that's nice.

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Speaker 1: I gave it to her. Why didn't she wear that?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't she wear that with a nice suit. What

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Speaker 1: she had on was like a body suit with what

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Speaker 1: looked like those plastic strips you get in the milk

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Speaker 1: bar over the top. Stop the fly Someone said, that'll

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Speaker 1: stop the flies coming in your back door. We had

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Speaker 1: one woman, actually it was Doja Cat did tower wrapped

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Speaker 1: around her head and was in a bathrobe. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even joking. It looked like the airline had lost her luggage.

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking, that's what she wore. Well, you have

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Speaker 1: to have your outfits cleared by Anna Wintor, who runs

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Speaker 1: the whole event. You have to have your outfits cleared,

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Speaker 1: and also you have to be cleared to be allowed

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Speaker 1: to come in. There's been lots of people who don't

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Speaker 1: get invited for a second year. You get banned at

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Speaker 1: the drop of a hat, including Donald Trump, yep, Amy

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Speaker 1: Schumer and Tony and Tina Fey. Maybe they spoke out

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Speaker 1: about how stupid it was. Where there goes mine. Camilla

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Speaker 1: Cabeo carried a handbag that was a block of ice

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Speaker 1: that was melting, and she said it's symbolic of the

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Speaker 1: changing world. And she had a dress it was disintegrating

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Speaker 1: as well. Was that made of ice as well? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. And so it was just weird Central. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. If you saw Lizzo, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that was. Maybe some kind of octopus arrangement. Someone here

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Speaker 1: looked like she's in mosquito netting around her head. Even

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Speaker 1: the guys look cookie, the screwks. I wonder you wear

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Speaker 1: you just wore a nice tuxedo. Yeah, just sitting at

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Speaker 1: the singles table by himself, thinking I don't have to

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Speaker 1: pay for another one tonight. They get the chicken and

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Speaker 1: the beef. Oh, that's swapping of meals for me.