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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast Nini Well Joe.

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Speaker 2: A couple of nights ago, the Netflix Is a Joke

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Speaker 2: Festival was happening at the Hollywood Bowl in l a

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Speaker 2: big comedy set up for some of the biggest names

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Speaker 2: in comedy. Dave Chappelle's up there and he gets attacked

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Speaker 2: by a guy with a knife. Well, it's a gun

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Speaker 2: which shot a knife. Sorry, I find that detail funny.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that existed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Wadies and gentlemen makes some noise for him, half

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Speaker 2: history extrawdinary and he's probably thinking yourself, guys, you guys

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Speaker 2: are just gonna have a bit of a chat about

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Speaker 2: this in a laugh about it. But you're wrong, because

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Speaker 2: right now we have someone who was actually there. It's

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Speaker 2: my primary school crush, Arlene Selena, who joins us on

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Speaker 2: the phone. She's back.

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Speaker 3: It's your primary school crush and a woman that I

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Speaker 3: made out with in the back of a car. I

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Speaker 3: think it's good to.

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Speaker 2: Bring it out. Didn't think you were going to bring

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Speaker 2: that up. I was going to leave that she's my crush. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you made out with her behind my back.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's put it down.

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Speaker 2: The funny thing about this is Arleen, is that the

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Speaker 2: only reason I know that you went to the Hollywood

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Speaker 2: Bowl in LA on Tuesday evening to this festival is

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Speaker 2: because I obviously still follow you religiously on Instagram and

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Speaker 2: I saw it. So the flame still burns. My friend

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Speaker 2: and I saw you going with your partner into the festival,

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Speaker 2: and then I saw this story and I was like, gee, whiz,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna get Arleen on the show. So mate, what happened?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, personally, I was going to say quickly with

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Speaker 1: the whole gun nice thing. It's crazy because when we

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Speaker 1: walked into the show, you're not allowed phones, so they

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Speaker 1: had these contractions where every single person has to put

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Speaker 1: their phone in to a little bag and they lock

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Speaker 1: it with a magnet. So the fact that they're able

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Speaker 1: to do that with like phones, but they're not be

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Speaker 1: able to check done the knives and stuff.

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Speaker 2: So they spend too much time enough time weapons so bad.

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Speaker 3: I've never been to the States, but is rocking up

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Speaker 3: to a comedy show with a gun a pretty normal

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Speaker 3: thing that people do.

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Speaker 1: I'd say no, but I didn't trually never know in

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Speaker 1: the state. You don't know it's not normal, and you

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Speaker 1: definitely shouldn't be allowed to know. But yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how that was passed. Again,

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Speaker 1: most of the line when I was going in was

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Speaker 1: all about make sure you get your phone out. We're

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Speaker 1: locking everyone's bones, and then there was not really that

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Speaker 1: much about you know, checking everything else.

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Speaker 2: So okay, So he manages to get in with this

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Speaker 2: makeshift done nine thing, and then Dave Schappelle apparently makes

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Speaker 2: a gag and then moments later, this guy actually gets

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Speaker 2: up on stage and as a crack at kind John.

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Speaker 1: So what actually happened was he was kind of being sentimental.

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Speaker 1: It was the end of his set. He was like

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Speaker 1: so excited and happy about you know, how everything was

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Speaker 1: going with comedy and how grateful he was, and then

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Speaker 1: he got he got taken down. You know, no one

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Speaker 1: kind of knew what was happening, and everyone was like, wait,

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Speaker 1: is this real? Is this not real? And then we

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Speaker 1: see Dave chase after the guy, and then hordes of

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Speaker 1: people like this whole team Commit a Side came and

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Speaker 1: swarmed the guy. So they were swarming him on the

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Speaker 1: back right hand corner. While that was happening, Dave kind

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Speaker 1: of came back to the front, grabbed the microphone and

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Speaker 1: was just like, what is happening, like trying to like

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Speaker 1: make it a little bit lighter. And then Chris Rock

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Speaker 1: comes from side stage grabs the microphone off them and

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Speaker 1: was like, man, I thought that was Will Smith, And

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Speaker 1: like the whole crowd started laughing, and then we're like,

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Speaker 1: if we be laughing, is this funny? Like he's getting

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Speaker 1: beat up in the back.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to put He's still getting beaten up

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Speaker 2: in the background. When Chris Rock made that gag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah America, America, I know, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And then and then all of a sudden, from

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Speaker 1: the side of the stage, Jamie fox comes out, but

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Speaker 1: Jamie Fox is now on the microphone with the three

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Speaker 1: of them.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Then Jamie FOXX was like, Chappelle, you are a national treasure.

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Speaker 1: We have to protect him at all costs. Like everyone

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Speaker 1: it was just and then all of a sudden they

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, bust arrives in the audio. What I

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Speaker 1: can't even Yeah, who wasn't there, No, honestly everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know. It just keeps getting better and better.

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Speaker 2: We've got more with Arlene running next, Don't go anywhere

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Speaker 2: Arlene Place. I think we didn't finish. I think we

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Speaker 2: didn't figure out how this ends. We're here learning all

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Speaker 2: about the Dave Chappelle stabbing or attempted stabbing last night

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Speaker 2: in Hollywood. Don't go anywhere. Arleen was there, She's got

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Speaker 2: more for us. But next to where the wood is.

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Speaker 2: We are talking right now about Dave, Dave Chappelle, the

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Speaker 2: attempted stabbing at one of his gigs in Hollywood last night,

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Speaker 2: totally wild. And we're joined by my high school crush,

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Speaker 2: Arlene Zelena, who joins us on the phone. Now, you

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Speaker 2: subsequently made out with her without telling me a few

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Speaker 2: years later. But we're putting behind us, we're putting that

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Speaker 2: we're not we're not talking about that anymore moment. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Arlene was at the Dave Chappelle gig, which is just extraordinary, Arleen,

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Speaker 2: and we're at the point of learning that. Also at

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Speaker 2: the gig is Chris Rock, Jamie Fox and and they're

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Speaker 2: all on stage, yes, and.

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Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, when they're all on stage

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Speaker 1: talking and then he was like, you know, I want

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Speaker 1: to end his positivity. Dave walks to the back and

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Speaker 1: he goes, you know, hold on I want to see

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Speaker 1: that guy all more time, walks to the back, does

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Speaker 1: whatever he needs to do, and then comes back in

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Speaker 1: the front and was like, yeah, I stomped on him,

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Speaker 1: and then opinion.

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Speaker 3: What sorry, isn't he just walked to the back, stomped

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Speaker 3: on him just one more time, and then announced to

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Speaker 3: the crowd that he just stomped on him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said. That's what he said. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it was like a joke. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he was saying it like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just stomped on him all the time. You know, he

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Speaker 1: just kind of made a comment and then yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then and all of a sudden, then he had to

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Speaker 1: somehow like got from there into okay, well now we

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Speaker 1: have a musical act with some of my favorite musicians

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Speaker 1: that haven't performed in twenty years. It was like Charlie Qually.

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Speaker 2: Cry so the show does goes on.

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Speaker 3: The show literally just goes on.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of quiet and like, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I can just be like dad thinking hip hop right

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Speaker 1: now or what kind of vibe I have with me?

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Speaker 4: But so wild.

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Speaker 3: That story has everything I know. You've told it so well, Eline,

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I just kind of believe how

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Speaker 3: many layers that story has.

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Speaker 2: I just can't believe they keep going back to just

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Speaker 2: stomp on the guy. Only when Buster Ryan started his set,

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Speaker 2: you know, he was just like hung up like a

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Speaker 2: pinyarda and everybody got to have a swing at him. No, right, ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised they didn't let the crowd, as you said, just.

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Speaker 2: Get up on everyone gets that's wild.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, halfway through, Dave, when he was trying

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Speaker 1: to like to pick up the audience a bit, he

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Speaker 1: was like, get him off stage, Like, get him off stage,

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Speaker 1: do it behind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, body is still in the background.

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Speaker 3: Stumping behind the curtains. And Dave didn't get hurt, did he?

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Speaker 3: Dave was unharmed by the inside the god it was Yeah,

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Speaker 3: did the guy shoot a knife? If we understand if

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Speaker 3: he's got a gun that shoots, No, he didn't shoot

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Speaker 3: a knife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I was always like afterwards, I had

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Speaker 1: to speak about this, like with my partners for hours.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I need to understand the motive, Like

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Speaker 1: what happens? Why would he bring a knife in? And

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Speaker 1: like he kind of tackled into the ground. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we didn't know there was any sort of knife gun it.

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Speaker 1: We didn't know there was anything, so we only read

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Speaker 1: that after the fact.

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Speaker 4: Okay, God and the other.

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Speaker 2: The other really awful detail here is you just say

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Speaker 2: you have a partner.

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Speaker 4: What still burns?

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Speaker 2: It still burns?

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Speaker 1: Both of us actually still burns.

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Speaker 3: I had that one car ride and Will had primary school.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's just like both of the hearts just sunk.

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Speaker 2: Then tell who your partner? Wow until you Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Of course wait, I did see because I jore both

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Speaker 1: of you. Someone got engaged and someone is having a baby.

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Speaker 2: We both also moved on. We're allowed to. We're allowed to.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, that guy didn't get to land a dagger

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Speaker 4: on Dave Chappelle, but you certainly just landed one on us.

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Speaker 4: Alen Twin daggers, tell you what. It's always good to

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Speaker 4: talk to you, Arlene. Thank you so much for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Mate, glad to safe geez, say safe, mate, and we'll

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Speaker 2: speak to you soon. Thanks so much for joining us.

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Speaker 2: If anybody wants to get around Arlene Arleen Selena, go

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Speaker 2: and check her out on Instagram living it up in

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Speaker 2: La Over. There still some great tunes coming out of you. Mate,

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Speaker 2: Always a pleasure talk to you. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 3: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 3: from women Woody on the Full Show podcast.