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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every fortnight, the boys from the Imperfects are coming in

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Speaker 2: here with a brand news segment. When things are.

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Speaker 3: Down, you need and frown or a kind word, We'll

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Speaker 3: turn you around.

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Speaker 2: It's so compliment alrighty Soday, We've got Ryan Sheldon, Josh

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Speaker 2: van Collenberg. Welcome boys, Thanks.

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Speaker 4: Guys for having us.

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Speaker 5: Any any and be honest, any disappointment that he's not here.

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Speaker 2: I was just about to ask you, guys.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I actually when there's all three of you here

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Speaker 6: and don't tell this is the wrong way. If you

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Speaker 6: are listening to this, it's quite nice to more intimately

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Speaker 6: talk to.

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Speaker 4: The two of you. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 6: When when when there's it's very crowded in here, when

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Speaker 6: we're all in here, So maybe next time I'll just

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Speaker 6: step out.

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Speaker 5: It's nice. It's nice to hear from George and Kramer. Finally,

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Speaker 5: what do they think?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm probably they're both.

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Speaker 6: Bad though, So which one of you guys is going

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Speaker 6: to explain the science then this time?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, look, I mean.

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Speaker 2: I think George to give it again, Josh, do you

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Speaker 2: want to do it? I'll give it a go. Okay, great, So,

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Speaker 2: so you guys come in here with.

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Speaker 5: Fortnite and please our podcast is a reliable mental health

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Speaker 5: He was there usually, he's just not here today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So George. I don't know why, George, but I

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Speaker 2: would love I'd love you to explain why you guys

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Speaker 2: come in here fortnite and do a compliment for Australia.

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Speaker 7: Well, I think we all know compliments are important, but

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Speaker 7: I don't think we traditionally do them properly. We sort

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Speaker 7: of brush them off, we make a joke about them,

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Speaker 7: and no one's very good at receiving them. So what

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Speaker 7: we're trying to do is teach people how to give

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Speaker 7: compliments correctly, and that being that you tell someone how

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Speaker 7: what you like about them, or what they've done or

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Speaker 7: something good, But the really important thing is to say

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Speaker 7: how that thing makes you feel?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Josh, And the.

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Speaker 7: Reason why we do it is it releases oxytocin for

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Speaker 7: both you and I.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's sounded science. That was a really sciencey finish. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's my best huge personation.

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Speaker 5: She would be turning in his grave and field.

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Speaker 2: There's not always not here.

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Speaker 5: He's alive and what you carry with you everywhere, so

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Speaker 5: you can always touch wood.

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Speaker 6: Do you actually he has actually pulled out a small

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Speaker 6: wooden egg.

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Speaker 4: Is that an Easter thing?

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Speaker 5: No, it's just always in my pocket. Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Tell you go for a jog, you'll have your wooden

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Speaker 5: If I go for a job, do you sRNA, No,

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Speaker 5: it wouldn't be the sauna because there's wood covered in.

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Speaker 2: So you don't take it to wooden places, cabin in

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Speaker 5: I'm in the forest, I'm fine. But if I'm in

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Speaker 5: like a radio studio, definitely take the wood.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and like beach holiday, obviously wooden eggs.

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Speaker 2: There's beach huts because then you can touch the trees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, all right, I think that's fascinating question.

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Speaker 4: How long have you done that?

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Speaker 5: For years?

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Speaker 4: What was the Was there a traumatic moment where you

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Speaker 5: Not in a traumatic moment, but there's been many. There

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Speaker 5: was many inconvenient times where I was like, in this situation, Honestly,

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Speaker 5: if I didn't have that wooden egg in my pocket,

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Speaker 5: I'm so superstitious about it that if I had have

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Speaker 5: somewhere to touch it. Yeah, I'd have to i'd have to.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, alsome you found a solution there a small wooden egg.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So right up next or what's left of The

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Speaker 2: the compliment. That's what they are here for. We're going

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Speaker 2: to hear a live compliment on the radio right up next,

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Speaker 2: so that you guys can experience the power of this.

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Speaker 2: Why we do it's just been explained. And the great

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Speaker 2: It's probably the best part about this. This is something

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Speaker 2: our favorite podcast. I can actually say that as well,

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Speaker 2: a tremendous program. If you haven't heard it, get it

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Speaker 2: it's brilliant. And to explain or just to show how

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Speaker 2: brilliant they are, they come in here every fortnight with

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Speaker 3: When things are down, you need and frown or a

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Speaker 2: Okay, So every fortnight someone in the studio gets a compliment,

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Speaker 4: What happens when we've all got one.

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Speaker 2: We'll think about it when it happens.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because we can't give someone two complimentsn't possibly because

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Speaker 5: there's only one good thing about all of us that

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Speaker 2: You run out of rope quickly with all of us.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's all right. We'll just make stuff up,

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Speaker 2: So Josh. The science around a compliment basically is that

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Speaker 2: it means that we get a chance to deliver one properly,

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Speaker 7: When you give a compliment, you're at least oxytocin yourself.

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Speaker 7: The person receiving a compliment releases oxytocin oxytocin and being

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Speaker 4: Well you're I'm delivering my confident.

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Speaker 2: Yes. I'm really excited about this as well because I

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Speaker 2: There's the thing to build this up, isn't there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got all this production. Let's use it.

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Speaker 2: Got How intense that is?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I had to write this down because there's

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Speaker 2: multiple layers to this. I don't think you realize how

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Speaker 2: So about two years ago, I went on the Imperfect

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Speaker 2: it was awesome. And I actually went home that night

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Speaker 2: Ryan and you always talk about this is your questions,

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Speaker 4: So no, it's quite overwhelming.

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Speaker 5: Don't need to go to the conception.

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Speaker 4: It's been more like Josh, if it was a boy,

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Speaker 6: And when we asked Sarah like, what do you what

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Speaker 6: Let's just focus on how you got injured in the bed.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was in the throats of passion and I

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Speaker 4: I would be open for that. I'll speak to mem tonight.

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Speaker 6: I thought to set the mood, I would light some candles.

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Speaker 6: And I flipped a pillow off the beard, which then

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Speaker 2: That's it. That's a number of total calls right next,

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Speaker 2: injuries again. I got astras I actually would prefer it

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Speaker 2: yeah here, anything incidental to that. Would love to hear

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Speaker 4: Would here after.

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Speaker 2: This it's will and Woody. We are talking bedroom injuries

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Speaker 2: right now. Thirteen one oh six ' five was as

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Speaker 2: to and could quickly explain to her housemate, this is

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Speaker 2: not what it looks like. Isn't that hectic story?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, very hectic, What a shocking ailment to have it.

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Speaker 6: So she's really scared of seeing blood.

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Speaker 2: Well, she faints as soon as she says it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, totally incredibly difficult for her given what happens. Yes,

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Speaker 6: every month, that is, so that's really tough.

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Speaker 2: Totally.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Beck here.

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Speaker 6: If any one six y five, Beck, this was your

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he he woke up in the morning as you do,

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Speaker 6: Oh you so what was the damage there when he

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Speaker 8: He just had a little quick trip to the emergency apartment,

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Speaker 2: Shut the door on it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's behind him obviously big.

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Speaker 8: I think he just didn't get out of the way,

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Speaker 2: Credit on a second though, without again without going too

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Speaker 2: much in I'm interested in the ergonomics here because if

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Speaker 2: it's a door, if it's a door that you're closing

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Speaker 6: To be lag It swings like a grandfather clock's I'm

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Speaker 4: Such a stallion?

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Speaker 2: Was it a close behind door? Was it because sliding door.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine he just got a little bit too

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Speaker 2: close to the sun.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I think he was facing the door and he went

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Speaker 8: to grab it and pulled it. Couldn't get out to.

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Speaker 2: Grandfather cla mid ninety. My goly, gosh, well, Sarah, what's

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Speaker 2: your bedroom injury? What should be a new phone to me?

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Speaker 2: Can we tell our bigger is based on how you

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Speaker 2: heard it?

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Speaker 4: Hi, Sarah wants your bedroom injury.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 12: So I was with my partner of five years now,

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Speaker 12: but when we first got together, we went out, had

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Speaker 12: a lovely night sinner, come home and went together, went

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Speaker 12: and you know, I didn't want to go like go

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Speaker 12: and everything that's dark. As I sort of come back,

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Speaker 12: I literally chipped over my foot and my head landed

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Speaker 12: on the end of that.

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Speaker 2: On Sarah.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, no, it's pretty bad, like really bad. So I

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Speaker 12: split my forehead open then and thought, yeah, I thought

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Speaker 12: that was okay. Like I said, I'm okay, I'm okay,

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Speaker 12: and he looked at me and he said, Sarah, you're not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: So after the emergency department and then once we've got

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Speaker 12: in there, once they sort of cleaned everything up. What

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Speaker 12: wasn't just my forehead they once they cleaned out my

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Speaker 12: whole nose was like slap jap, So intersection on my face?

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Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. When you go to the hospitals

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Speaker 2: there like so he takes you in there, obviously, do

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Speaker 2: you have to have that? Does he have to have

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Speaker 2: that moment where he's like, look, just met a. You

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Speaker 2: know we were gonna we're going to hook up. But

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Speaker 12: Knew he was? He was? He knew he was like, okay,

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Speaker 12: if I'm going to keep me on my tae. So

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Speaker 12: nothing's changed since?

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Speaker 2: Are you still with him? Oh?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, story and scars had character, Sarah. So I'm sure

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Speaker 12: Looks as he can't leave me after the star on

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Speaker 12: my face anyway, So after the what say, so he

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Speaker 12: can't leave me now I've got like a star on

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Speaker 12: my face?

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Speaker 4: Exactly right, Yeah, exactly right. It's like a tattoo for him.

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Speaker 4: What a scar form?

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Speaker 2: You don't know you one because you've got a scar.

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Speaker 6: You tripped over your own feet Thereah, it wasn't really

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Speaker 2: He can't leave you because I've got his bed imprinted

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Speaker 2: on my forehead. Maybe he loves you, Sarah, give yourself

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Speaker 2: some value, mate, he's into you. I reckon, thanks for

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Speaker 2: the call. We've got here on thirty one and six foot.

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Speaker 2: Eva Bedroom injuries is a few years back, hit us Hi.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so early days in our relationship with my partner,

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Speaker 10: we thought we'd be adventurers and we were going to

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Speaker 10: try the new move that we invented ourselves, the helicopter.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, let's just a couple.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you always, we're right there. Come on, But

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Speaker 4: I just.

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Speaker 2: Want to know. I don't want to know about I

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Speaker 2: don't want to know the details Woods. I just want

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Speaker 2: to know, Eva, just did you sit down together and

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Speaker 2: have a discussion let's inventor move? Or was it incidental?

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Speaker 10: It was kind of incidental. There wasn't a lot of discussion.

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Speaker 10: If there was, we probably would have realized that.

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Speaker 13: It was dangtics an ergonomy. Stop.

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Speaker 10: It just wouldn't have worked.

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Speaker 2: It's called the helicopter.

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Speaker 6: It's like the iron loaders and blades of Gloria. Imagine

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Speaker 6: that's what I'm picturing.

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 4: You can't ask that.

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Speaker 10: It involved him sort of slinging me ivery shoulders?

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Speaker 2: Why is it? Why?

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Speaker 11: Why?

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Speaker 4: Why is that the helicopter?

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Speaker 10: Well, there was a spin involved, so.

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Speaker 2: How big was it?

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Speaker 6: He's helicopter in and then fireman holding you over his shoulder.

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Speaker 2: He's not a helicoptering it while fireman holding her, she's

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Speaker 2: the blade of the helicopter. The helicopter while this is

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Speaker 4: This doesn't sound like a bedroom move like how.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like boring dancing exactly?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Sorry, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Do you mine? Actually? I wouldn't mind if you can

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Speaker 2: draw a diagram and send it to our Instagram page,

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Speaker 2: if you can dms, I'd really love to see what

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Speaker 2: this looks like.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that'd be great.

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Speaker 2: I'd appreciate that. All right, carry on though, you're in

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Speaker 2: You're in the helicopter.

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Speaker 10: So yeah, it didn't it didn't go too well. I

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Speaker 4: Oh god, and so did you? Did you continue though?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Was that that?

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Speaker 4: That was the you cracked the rib and helicopter needs

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Speaker 4: to be grounded?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, the helicopter was grounded real quick. A bit of

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Speaker 10: a crash landing actually a nice like.

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Speaker 2: What you've done there carried on with the helicopter.

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Speaker 4: Metaphor very very unlucky cockpit.

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Speaker 12: Again.

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Speaker 2: You and I've got a segment on this show. It's

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Speaker 2: a bloody funny segment. I love it. It's called this

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Speaker 2: is it your Daddy?

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Speaker 14: Oh Daddy?

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Speaker 4: It's actually a brilliant bit. I don't say that a

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Speaker 6: We get two people on with the big age difference

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Speaker 6: it actually your dad or is.

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Speaker 4: It your partner?

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's absolutely genius.

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Speaker 2: It's a really good bit, all helped by the fact

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Speaker 2: that you came up with it. It's good stuff. What

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Speaker 2: did I so? I read? It hasn't stolen the bit,

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Speaker 2: is it your daddy or is it your daddy? Which

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Speaker 2: truly having laughing at it, I'm just going to read

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Speaker 2: the post if I do this, But it's just it

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Speaker 2: was too good, awesome, Okay, true story that I still

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Speaker 2: laugh about to this day. In high school, two buddies

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Speaker 2: So the three of us hanging out with one of

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Speaker 2: My other buddy and I stay in the living room

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00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 2: watching TV. They start getting louder in the other room,

449
00:21:55,200 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: building and building. Eventually, eventually, my buddy says, eventually, my

450
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: buddy says, practically practically yelling at this stage, who's your daddy?

451
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Speaker 4: Oh wow? Oh wow? So how old I They're pretty

452
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 4: pretty young. Who's your daddy?

453
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 2: My buddies. My other buddy in the other room yells out,

454
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,159
Speaker 2: who's your daddy?

455
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 6: Oh wow?

456
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 2: And she oh no, she shouts out her actual dad's.

457
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 4: No, why no, why are you serious?

458
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: That is?

459
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 4: That is so good?

460
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: Who's your daddy? And Clive.

461
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 8: Right now?

462
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 2: She wi is, Have I got a story for you?

463
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 2: A woman called Maddie on TikTok.

464
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Speaker 15: Ah.

465
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Speaker 2: Sorry, can't do that. Seriously.

466
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 4: You love the talk.

467
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 2: I love the talk. I love the talk. It's just

468
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,719
Speaker 2: this sort of gear that is the reason we're all

469
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: going to die. This is this. This woman has got

470
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Speaker 2: a tattoo for her husband.

471
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with that, which she's been wrong with that?

472
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 4: I've got matching tattoos.

473
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: Careful tread carefully smoking like a man who's got one.

474
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: So no, no, it's not matching. She she got a

475
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: tattoo for him, which she's going to reveal to him

476
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 2: on their wedding night.

477
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 4: All right, it's like area obviously.

478
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 2: He's in a sexy area, which he's only going to

479
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: spy when they're in the puppy position. It's going to

480
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: be like having fun, having fun. Oh my god, what

481
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: the hell? Anyway, I'm getting.

482
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Speaker 11: A secret tattoo for my fiance and he doesn't know

483
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Speaker 11: about it, obviously, the secret.

484
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Speaker 13: We're getting married in eleven days and he's going to

485
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Speaker 13: find out on the wedding day.

486
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Speaker 4: On the wedding what's the what's the tattoo?

487
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Speaker 15: Is it?

488
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Speaker 2: You know what? Like I've of loved this story if

489
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 2: it was a bit of fun, Yeah yeah, because like

490
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: she could have had a little bit of fun with

491
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: it and put something on her back, like I'm pregnant

492
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 2: or like funny, yeah nice, your brother was better or

493
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: something like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just it's it's his

494
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: the first letter of his first name. His name is Greg.

495
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 2: She got a G anyway, yeah, right right, And I

496
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 2: feel like for everyone that has to see that in

497
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 2: the future, assuming that she and let's let's let's be honest,

498
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 2: I think we can probably all assume that she'll probably

499
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: divorce and get remarried. Let's she's gonna have to explain

500
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 2: that G to somebody else. She's gonna have to say, oh, sorry,

501
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 2: excuse the G. I was getting married to this guy

502
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: put it. Wanted to surprise him on the wedding night

503
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: when we were in this particular position, so I put

504
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Speaker 2: the first letter of his first name on that.

505
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Speaker 4: It's a shocking reason.

506
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: And she goes through that explanation. Yeah, and I reckon that.

507
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: They are arguably some of the most shocking moments. And

508
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,479
Speaker 2: I'm not in this position. But like when you've got

509
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: a tattoo and you see it unfolding, you know, when

510
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 2: you've asked the question, you ask the question, you see

511
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 2: the tattoo on someone, you go, ohy, where'd you get that? Yeah,

512
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: you see the moment they go, oh, I've got to

513
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 2: wheel out this story right now, which I hate and

514
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 2: I would love to hear more of these. If you've

515
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 2: got one, because I know you've got one, woulds third

516
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,959
Speaker 2: and one O six ' five. What's the worst reason

517
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: behind that you ever had to explain behind a tattoo.

518
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Speaker 6: Apologies to the person if they're listening that this tattoo

519
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 6: is about. But yeah, so I've got a tattoo of

520
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 6: half a horse on my foot.

521
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Speaker 4: Naturally this gets a lot of attention. If I'm ever barefoot.

522
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Speaker 6: The first thing people ask is why why have you

523
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 6: got half a horse? And it's the back half of

524
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Speaker 6: a horse on life, it's a horses ask it's horses

525
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 6: ass And I have to explain every single time I

526
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 6: got this to attempt to impress someone.

527
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 4: On a first app.

528
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: Laura from The Bachelor, Thank You The Bachelor and Bachelor

529
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Speaker 2: in Para.

530
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 6: I found out she was into horses, so I was like, great,

531
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Speaker 6: this is going to be impressed it. I'll get a

532
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 6: tattoo of a horse on my foot. I ran out

533
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 6: of time because had to come to the radio show,

534
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 6: and so I ended up with just's I actually hit

535
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Speaker 6: it from my current partner for a long time.

536
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 4: You want to explain war sock.

537
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, big sock guy, But that moon.

538
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 2: Exactly.

539
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 6: But because you never want to have that moment, I

540
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 6: have to explain why I got this awful tattoo.

541
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Speaker 2: Look, I'm sure other people are in the same boat.

542
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 2: Third one six five. I'd love to hear from you guys.

543
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: What's the worst reason behind a tattoo? What's the story

544
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: that you just hate wheeling out but you know you

545
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: have to because when someone asked you where you get

546
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: that from. I'd love to hear from you, guys. Tom Grennan,

547
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: who's been on this show, who's a singer, a musician,

548
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: he's got he's got a backwards question mark on his throat.

549
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right.

550
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, naturally we asked him that in

551
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: an interview with that with him, and it's possibly the

552
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 2: worst reason behind any tattoo.

553
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 4: These guys were doing tattoos. I did a question mark

554
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Speaker 4: because I didn't know why I was in there.

555
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: That was why.

556
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 5: That was why I did.

557
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 6: Then they put it, put it on and showed me

558
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 6: in the mirror and I was like, no, no, nice,

559
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 6: the wrong way round?

560
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 8: Are you sure?

561
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 4: And then showed me in the mirror. I was like, yeah,

562
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 4: that's the right way around.

563
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: Thirty one six five. I love to hear from you guys,

564
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 2: worst reason behind a tattoo, worst story. Yeah, if you

565
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: can beat Tom Grennan being shown a tattoo in a

566
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: mirror and telling them that it's the wrong way round.

567
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.

568
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: I'll take the cake right now. Give us a called

569
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six y five? Here do you hate

570
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: explaining your tattoo? Believe for the worst story possible behind

571
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: a tattoo anyone can beat? What are you getting a

572
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 2: horse's ass on his foot to try and hook up

573
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 2: with an ex bachelor contestant? Wow, that's that story is

574
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: stranger than fiction and that.

575
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 4: Bar is too high to beat.

576
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 6: That is that's so embarrassing and now yeah successful in

577
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 6: the end though we did schery kiss.

578
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 4: I've got another shock, so I I just moving past

579
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 4: that one.

580
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 6: I've got, as you know, I've got the sun tattoo

581
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 6: yes on my ankle. And that's because I was in

582
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 6: Argentina when I was twenty one years old and I

583
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 6: had this epiphany in Argentina of like, you know what,

584
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 6: it just doesn't matter what happens, because the sun will

585
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 6: come up tomorrow.

586
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 4: And I thought I came up with that when I

587
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 4: thought it.

588
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 6: Anyway, I go and show people this tattoo when I

589
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 6: got back and they were like, oh, like the.

590
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 4: Song will come off tomorrow.

591
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 6: And now I'm like no, this is now the most

592
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 6: embarrassing story to tell.

593
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Junior producer Analysha's got a story which I'm

594
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: really keen to hear. She's going to jump on the air.

595
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: Come here, get down here, mate, What have you got?

596
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 12: So?

597
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: My brother has a tattoo of my sister's name on

598
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: his foot.

599
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 4: Oh it's nice, very lovely.

600
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: But the reason he got it was because he didn't

601
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: want to get something he would regret, so he thought

602
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: he'd get my sister's name. However, when she saw it,

603
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: she burst into tears and cried because she hated it

604
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: so much.

605
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: Ge wir, why did he just not get a tattoo?

606
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 4: Because he really.

607
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: Wanted one, He just got just getting her name on

608
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: his for I was glad that he didn't get mine,

609
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: to be honest, what.

610
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 4: The almost swore? There, my goodness, Analys, you should know better.

611
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 5: You should know.

612
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 6: You mean, you work on the show. You know the

613
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 6: codes on your codes training. Oh my god, you know

614
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 6: it's real.

615
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: When she really swears, well, she was pumped about that

616
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: it is.

617
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 6: In fact, Let's go to Stephen here, Stephen, what's your tatto?

618
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 4: And why have you got it?

619
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Speaker 16: Good guys, it's Stephan's that I suppose it's probably not.

620
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 16: Ten is a different name on this one. But I

621
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 16: got a camel totooed on my toe.

622
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: Now can I Stephan? And I'm going to my real

623
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 2: name because he deserved the shame wood. He thought that

624
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: was the funniest thing he's ever seen, and he thought

625
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: about getting it for at least a year or two.

626
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 4: It's true.

627
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, Look, one wasn't really a decision that I made.

628
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 15: It was.

629
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 16: It was sort of like on the spot. It was

630
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 16: for my cousin's eighteenth birthday. He was seventeen on the

631
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 16: day or the next day, he was turning eighteen, and

632
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 16: I had it booked into the Tato parlor and was

633
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 16: all ready to go. And then they checked his idea

634
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 16: and they said, we can't do it. So I don't know.

635
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 16: I drove all the way down there. I just said

636
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 16: I'll get it done. So, oh, you.

637
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 4: Volunteered his tribute like in the Hunger Games. But you

638
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 4: were like, I'll take your spot. Oh, Matt a good man.

639
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: Thanks to call Stephen. Stephen appreciated Steven.

640
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 6: He's got Alex, Alex I've you were thinking about again, Yeah.

641
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 4: Good mate. What's your tattoo?

642
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Why do you have it.

643
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 15: So I met a girl and I got her name

644
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 15: tatooed on my hoot on my hip, and then we

645
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 15: broke up after three years and I got a new

646
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 15: partner and pretty much she asked me for four years

647
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 15: why I had my sister's name, and I told I

648
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 15: was close with her, and she let it go. And

649
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 15: then seven years in the relationship, I went and got

650
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 15: the rest of my family's names targooed above it. Oh

651
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 15: my god, try and cover it up. Yeah, And she

652
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 15: went and asked my sister about this tattoo and she

653
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 15: didn't check out my story.

654
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 4: Respond.

655
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 16: She was furious.

656
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 15: Mate. She made me go and get it covered up.

657
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 15: And yeah, she does not let me live it up

658
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 15: every day that I live.

659
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 4: It's kind of sorry.

660
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 6: Just so, does your ex partner have the same name

661
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 6: as your sister or are you just lying?

662
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 15: Yeah? Yeah, she has the same name actually.

663
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 4: So it actually works as a cover up for a while.

664
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you were just lying about your sister's name.

665
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 4: And imagine telling your sister. Listen, you're gonna have to

666
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 4: be Olivia for the next.

667
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: The rest of my partner, your name will be Jessica. Wow,

668
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: I'm glad you picked up on that. I think a

669
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: lot of people were like me. I was thinking that

670
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: he just lied about his sister's.

671
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Speaker 4: Name, which is a much harder Sorry.

672
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: Alex, thanks for that, mate. Final call here Brennan very quickly, mate,

673
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: we're talking worse stories behind tattoos.

674
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 16: What you got, hey, fellas? How are we going?

675
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 15: Not too bad?

676
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 13: Yeah?

677
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: No?

678
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 11: This one dates back to me high school days. I

679
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 11: had this group of mates too. I don't even know

680
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 11: where they are now, but I don't know. We just

681
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 11: used to all sit at this table together throughout the

682
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 11: lunch periods and we used to carve YTV all over

683
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 11: the table and that was what we called our group. Yeah,

684
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 11: the boys.

685
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 15: And so when we were.

686
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 11: Sixteen at a house party one time, for some reason,

687
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 11: we thought it would be a great idea to use

688
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 11: one of the boys dad's tattoo gun to tattoo YTV

689
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 11: on all of our ass cheeks.

690
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: No do you say it's do you? When someone asked you,

691
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 2: do you say it's yeah the boys? What do you say?

692
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 8: Well?

693
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 15: What?

694
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 16: Actually?

695
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 11: When I first met my partner I've been with for

696
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 11: nearly two years now, I remember the first time that

697
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 11: we actually sort of got got down the business and

698
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 11: I've taken off my jocks and she's seen it. When

699
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 11: I turned around and she just cracked up laughing and said, what.

700
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: Oh no, no.

701
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 6: Little part where he's just dropped he's.

702
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: And she said, what's why t B stand for? We're

703
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 2: gonna have to go to the traffic and Brendan can

704
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: continue his story on the other side. What boy has

705
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 2: to I know there's a bit of traffic sticker out

706
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: because I'm going.

707
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 11: To hear it.

708
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: I'm kidding hear what do you think he changed it for?

709
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: Why t B?

710
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 6: You think he changed it? Yes, yeah to bums or

711
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 6: like yeah to bums.

712
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: We'll find out what it actually was. Poor Will and

713
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: Woody Goodness.

714
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 4: After this it's the Women Woody Podcast.

715
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 2: We are just talking worst stories behind tattoos. A man

716
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: called Brennan just explained to us that he got his

717
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: childhood boy's brand or tag. Yeah, the boys white the

718
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 2: tattooed on his ass.

719
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 4: Brilliant.

720
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: Now he was mid story. He swore we had to

721
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: dump him and we had to go to the traffic.

722
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: Brennan's back to finish the story. Brennan, we've picked up

723
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 2: at the point where you're now partner and has seen

724
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: the tattoo, Hye TB for the first time. Hello Brennan, Hello, what.

725
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 6: Happened when your partner saw the tattoo for the first time.

726
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 4: When you'd removed your underwear in the bedroom?

727
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 11: She burst out laughing and pretty much asked for an explanation,

728
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 11: because I think her initial assessment was that maybe that

729
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 11: tattoo was sort of implying that I was inviting other

730
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 11: men into my life.

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00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 6: Hang on, why would you think wy TB was inviting Yeah, yeah,

732
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 6: two boys.

733
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 11: Well, when you've got yeah, the boy's written on your

734
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 11: butt cheekers.

735
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 8: Right now.

736
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 14: It's the groom in India has called off his upcoming

737
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 14: wedding because he found out his bride got poor in

738
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 14: her year twelve exams.

739
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 4: I'm going to put that down because I just made

740
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 4: me yeah, and here we go. You're like that guy.

741
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 6: You are that guy who's pulling off his wedding because

742
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 6: of low.

743
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 4: Marks from the bride. It's really annoying the team.

744
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 6: And this is a great excuse to talk about it,

745
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,479
Speaker 6: but it's really starting to annoy the team. How much

746
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 6: you bring up your results from your end of year exacts.

747
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 2: Well, I think people aren't thinking about it. From my perspective,

748
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 2: which is that i've you know, essentially got to know

749
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: drop myself down to the last common denominator when I

750
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: have conversations with you guys' no one's on my level.

751
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 4: No, you actually know what you do actually.

752
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: And it's tough, really tough.

753
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 6: You use big words and then condescendingly go sorry, I'll

754
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 6: use a smaller word, and you do that.

755
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 4: I have to you do that a lot.

756
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,479
Speaker 2: I look at you guys, and you're like, gee, whiz,

757
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: did he just talk Spanish?

758
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 13: No?

759
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 2: It was English, but you guys didn't. You know, it's hard.

760
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: It's hard being that person, I.

761
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 6: Think, sure, And it's starting to leak through on the

762
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 6: show as well. Here's us talking on air.

763
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: I was a good student.

764
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 4: You're a great student. But you were so good as.

765
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: A great student, it was how do you laugh at that?

766
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 4: You garnered You garnered hate.

767
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: From the center of the state. Thank you very much.

768
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: I was amazing.

769
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 4: It's disgusting.

770
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 16: Yeah you were.

771
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: That's a choice of sign. Were I was amazing?

772
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 6: Were I got so much like lower than you. We're

773
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 6: doing the same thing. So cop that What do you

774
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 6: mean I'm saying? You know, I got fifty you got

775
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 6: ninety nine. We're doing the same thing. So, but I

776
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 6: was a lawyer before. Know you were, you were training,

777
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 6: you were training, you never got past your training wheels,

778
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 6: my friend in the law game. But honestly, on the

779
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 6: subject of pathetic flexes, I think you're the king of

780
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 6: the pathetic flex you.

781
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: Know, you just love I realized that as well. I

782
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 2: went in on write down a few that I thought

783
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 2: you might pathetic flex on.

784
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 13: No.

785
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 2: I'm well, well, if anyone's got any sort of issues

786
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 2: with their bodies, you're always very quick to quote that

787
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: you did a half a sports science degree and you

788
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 2: diagnose them with a very remote knowledge.

789
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 4: Of only if they ask for my help. I volunteer that.

790
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 4: I do not volunteer you.

791
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 6: On the other hand, you come in here a lot

792
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 6: and you'll be like a little bit sore, Like, oh god, yeah,

793
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 6: my back muscles are a bit sore.

794
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 4: You went for a surf. I went for a surf

795
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 4: this morning. You bring that up a lot.

796
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: I did all the going surfing on Friday.

797
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 4: Actually, And there you go.

798
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 2: Just not sho up to intermediate. Hit that music for me,

799
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 2: get it to me. I'm amazing. Surfs Speaks French ninety nine,

800
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 2: percentile wine was once a lawyer. They're dying outside and wine.

801
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 4: Let's talk about wine.

802
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 6: You come in here a lot and you go a

803
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 6: little bit hungover, and everyone's like cool, whatever mate. Then

804
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 6: you go like, yeah, drank a two thousand and two

805
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 6: Yelonge Valley.

806
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: Shible Grand Crew.

807
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 4: And this is what I'm talking about Australia.

808
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: What about I hate about myself?

809
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 4: The king of it?

810
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: You are the king in a restaurant and you read something,

811
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: You're like an Italian or French restaurant, and you read

812
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: something from the menu in the in the accent, the

813
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 2: way that they say it in the place, and then

814
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: someone at the table goes, wow, have you been there before?

815
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: And then you go, yeah, actually I studied there for

816
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 2: six months.

817
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: All right, thirteen one oh six five is own number.

818
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 4: I hate you. What's a pathetic flex that someone you

819
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 4: know does?

820
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: Let's just torch them what we're talking on thirteen one

821
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: oh six y five pathetic flexes?

822
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, just join us right now.

823
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 6: Dup someone in someone in the office who just like,

824
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 6: I've got a bad show.

825
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 4: You are the king of the pathetic flex. There's no

826
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: doubt about that.

827
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 6: But if you don't know what a flex is it's

828
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 6: just something really insignificant that someone shows off about and

829
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 6: they feel the need to bring that up as much

830
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 6: as possible. And for you, I mean, there's just a

831
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 6: myriad of really unimpressive things that you bring up that

832
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 6: annoys everyone in your company. But the one that really

833
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 6: gets us is the amount of times you bring up.

834
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 4: Your of your exam results. Yeah, that would be like

835
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: bi weekly.

836
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 6: Somehow you slip in the conversation the fact that you

837
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 6: did incredibly well in your end of view exams.

838
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: Well, I think if you get ninety nine point two.

839
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 6: And there he goes again, there was no need to

840
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 6: say it, then there was no need to say it.

841
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 6: But you felt that and you always give the decimal,

842
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 6: just say that you've got in the ninety nine percent.

843
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 2: It's a rat race because you know that when you speak,

844
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: it's only got ninety nine point one. You're better than them,

845
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 2: and that's what it's about.

846
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 4: That's what you think.

847
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: That's what it's about.

848
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 4: Do you do you think you're better than me?

849
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: Yes, quite obvious.

850
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 6: Let's go to Stephen here on thirteen one six five.

851
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 4: Stephen, we're talking about pathetic flexes. What's the pathetic flex

852
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 4: that you.

853
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 13: Hear, well, when someone goes to the gym for like

854
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 13: a couple of days, like two, three days. Yeah, they

855
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 13: think they're all like big and patmans. They think you

856
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 13: can they can be you on the fire and all

857
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 13: that stuff.

858
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: You know.

859
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had that that. I know what you mean. Yeah,

860
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: I know exactly why the complaining of the soreness that

861
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: it's that. Oh man, and you see them stretching. Yeah,

862
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: you ask the question and then you're like.

863
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, what happened then a couple of times, Yeah.

864
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 4: It sucks mim.

865
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 6: So my partner did pilates for the first time for

866
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 6: a while yesterday. Oh god, you should have really the

867
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 6: chat about the glutes. I don't need to hear that

868
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 6: your glum because.

869
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: You do a lot of exercise. But you do a

870
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: lot of exercise.

871
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 4: Not that I bring that up.

872
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: That's the point though, because you don't. You don't bring

873
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: it up. It kills you when other people do what

874
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 2: it does.

875
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 6: There's someone we're I'm going to name names, but there

876
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 6: was someone very guilty of doing this.

877
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 4: At a former work.

878
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

879
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 4: He used to always come in stretching. Network Film. There

880
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 4: we go. Yeah, he used to come in stretch his hands.

881
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: And walk in and every meeting we have with him, he'll.

882
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 6: Be stretching his legs, stretching his hammies, and then he'd

883
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 6: be waiting just he wouldn't stay the meaning until someone said, hey,

884
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 6: why are you stretching your hamstrings? Yes, and then he'd

885
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 6: go And then he'd always go, your boys run.

886
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, we don't run. You've asked his question

887
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 4: everything about a minute. No, we don't run. I do yes,

888
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: twelve cave yes.

889
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 2: And then he'd list that, he'd list the case he'd list,

890
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 2: he'd say, and then he'd be like, if you've done that,

891
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 2: run there Like, no, mate, we haven't. There's there's there

892
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: are more. I was thinking about this just before. Make

893
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 2: people that make their own bread.

894
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 4: Shut up as a team member.

895
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 2: There's a team member. He's not here, he's currently here.

896
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 4: So we're going we.

897
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: Don't care, Like ultimately, yeah, sure, because I think everyone

898
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: can do it.

899
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 4: Is it not hard to make bread?

900
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

901
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 4: Just chuck in the machine.

902
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 2: Well, no, check milk the nice cream baker, bind, check

903
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: check the whek the machine isn't you go to feed

904
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 2: the starter and stuff. But that's one of them. The

905
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 2: other one that kills me is when people buy their

906
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 2: own tea and bring into work and they don't have

907
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: the tea and coffee in the kitchen coming for me,

908
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: and they carry on about that. We don't care.

909
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 6: Blu Leaf Tea is a far better product. It's a

910
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 6: far better product, and I'm actually helping the team by buying.

911
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 2: Lose another one here, another one here. You know, when

912
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 2: you're watching football next to a person next to you

913
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 2: and like every second or third player that comes up,

914
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I played on him in juniors. Yeah,

915
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 2: but I did, Like good on your mate. I'm sorr.

916
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't talking about specific as you are, like, no

917
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 2: one cares, you know what's annoying about as well as

918
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 2: like he was like eleven at the time and you

919
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: were probably fifteen because he was playing out of his

920
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: age group.

921
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 4: That's a true story.

922
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I did Year twelve twice everyone, so I

923
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 6: was like a man.

924
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 16: I love it.

925
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 5: I have to be honest.

926
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 4: I did Year twelve twice, so I was genuinely a man.

927
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 6: My mom said, used to come to my games of

928
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,959
Speaker 6: school footy when I was doing sick, and it wasn't fair.

929
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 6: You were driving to the games and you were this man,

930
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 6: and then the really impressive players who are now playing

931
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 6: like AFL, It'd be like fifteen and I'd be.

932
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 4: Like, they'd be like, who who is this man? And

933
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 4: then and now I boast about betting them, and.

934
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: Then you give them a lift home after the game.

935
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: All right, welcome to the podcast. So you stop sniffing

936
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:04,479
Speaker 2: that ball.

937
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 4: You brought it in and you alluded me to hag

938
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 4: with this ball smeout. Sounds good, so I feel like

939
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 4: it's your fault. Sounds good, though now I can't stop

940
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 4: sniffing it.

941
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 11: HM.

942
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 4: Anyway, great show, you've all heard it.

943
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 6: I want to talk about the night I've got ahead

944
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 6: of me because I'm I am like, I'm going to

945
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 6: the trenches tonight.

946
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: This is totally wild.

947
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 6: I we do want to talk about during the show

948
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 6: because maybe people without kids don't care. But tonight we're

949
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 6: trying him and I and more me and trying for

950
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 6: the first time. We're going to put rem into her

951
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 6: cot and we can't settle her.

952
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 4: She's got no dummy. Oh and I have to stay

953
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 4: in the room.

954
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 6: But get this, I've got to go home and put

955
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 6: on like black clothes because she can't know. Like, so

956
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 6: I need to like blend into the darkness. So I've

957
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 6: actually to me, maybe I should be like a beanie

958
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 6: in some war paint only when I actually need to eyes.

959
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 6: So I'm going to have like headphones in and just

960
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 6: listen to probably the Will and Woody podcast heart Radio

961
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 6: where get your podcasts from? You're already here, and I

962
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 6: just have to sit there and then she's gonna.

963
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 4: Cry and apparently she might cry for three to four hours.

964
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I know if I so I'm only allowed

965
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 6: to touch her chest for three seconds.

966
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I really feel like I need to just

967
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: like go like.

968
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, it's all right, I'm here three seconds and

969
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 6: I need to back off and then just stay in

970
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 6: the room.

971
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: Oh you got to stay in the room.

972
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, because so apparently if you leave the room, they

973
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 6: can get a little bit of that separation anxiety and

974
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 6: it's not good for them. So like got to stay

975
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 6: in there, but you can't settle them. Yeah, it is

976
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 6: going to be I'm weirdly like sort of pumped why

977
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 6: it's going to be such a ride for us to

978
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 6: go through.

979
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 4: She's going to be having an awful time. I'm going

980
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 4: to be having an awful time.

981
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, But like if we get through this, I think

982
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 6: we're really going to bond as father daughter.

983
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, times did.

984
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 4: You do this sit in the room.

985
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: We didn't do this, sit in the room. Yeah yeah, yeah.

986
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 4: Everyone's got so many different theories we left.

987
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

988
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 6: It was intense, right obviously, them crying, it's just the

989
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 6: worst thing you can possibly hear.

990
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 4: Every part of you wants to go on, like.

991
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 2: I should think about it. I think the key ones

992
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: and you're doing the same with mim is just to

993
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 2: get Sam out of the room because the mum. I

994
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: had friends of ours who went to sleep coaches where

995
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 2: they give the mum a sleeping pill.

996
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 4: I've heard about this.

997
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 2: And they put her in another room. So they just

998
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: give her like a strong dose of tamasipam, knock them

999
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 2: out and they just go. You can't hear what's about

1000
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 2: to happen.

1001
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 4: It's like you're tranquilizing the line.

1002
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 2: Just train because she can't. Actually, when they train stressing.

1003
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 6: Yes, you know when they train lions and the dental

1004
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 6: work on them. Yes, that's the bit.

1005
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: Well, they're not doing your teeth while you're for one service,

1006
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: while we're teaching your kids to sleep. That's a great business.

1007
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 2: If anyone's an expert in sleep coaching and dinder work

1008
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 2: two for one sucking.

1009
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 4: There's your point a difference. There's your point of difference.

1010
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'll try try and record a bit of what

1011
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 6: I'm going I can't use my phone's to be a light,

1012
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 6: but I.

1013
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: Look really quite like like it's a good it's a

1014
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 2: great thing to go through. I reckon it is one

1015
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: of those It does get to those areas though, like

1016
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: even if you're not the mom where the cry is.

1017
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 4: Really unset, like the sniffing for me, when they start, I'm.

1018
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: So when they cry and then you're like, okay, that's it,

1019
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: but then they go and then you're like, now here

1020
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: comes the big one.

1021
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: So apparently they can get so upset during this.

1022
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, hang it.

1023
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 6: I'm not I'm definitely not saying this is the way

1024
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 6: to do it. This is just a way that we're

1025
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 6: give it a try. Because she's not sleeping in the

1026
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 6: morning Coverty basis.

1027
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 4: Apparently she can cry so much that she'll.

1028
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 2: Spew yeah, Max, Max had that dry reaching.

1029
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and that's important. That's why I'm in the

1030
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 4: room as well.

1031
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 6: So it's like, well, if you are spewing and start

1032
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 6: choking that you can get over there. But if she's

1033
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 6: so if she's going so much that she's done spewing,

1034
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 6: my god.

1035
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really fucked. Actually it's going to be. But

1036
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: it's like ultimately.

1037
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 4: Be a great thing.

1038
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: It's a great thing in the it's just hard. The

1039
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: hard thing is you can't explain to them.

1040
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ryan, we did.

1041
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: A topic on the show the other day which is like,

1042
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 2: what you wish you could explain to your animal? Yeah,

1043
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: you know, like when I go outside, I'm not, well,

1044
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 2: I'm coming back, but I'm not going to the park

1045
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 2: every time. You know, I wish I could tell my

1046
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: dogs TV that because every time I go, she's like, well,

1047
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 2: you're clearly going to my favorite place without me. I

1048
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: don't know why. That's the only place that I go

1049
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: with it.

1050
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: Every time you go outside, she assumes you're going to

1051
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 4: the park.

1052
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 2: Yes. And it's the same with the baby, Like I wish,

1053
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 2: I wish you could just say to the baby, look,

1054
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: we're out of the room, we're in the kitchen and

1055
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 2: just down the hallway. Just you don't need to. In fact,

1056
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: what would be great here is if you can understand

1057
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, just use your words and lead into

1058
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 2: the monitor and say good Mom and dad, wouldn't mind

1059
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: you coming in?

1060
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1061
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: Great moment, but then I'm dreading them. But then the

1062
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: other someone's ending the other day awful when they start talking,

1063
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 2: because then they can start negotiating with you about things

1064
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: like because then it's not just a cry. Then you

1065
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 2: can't close it off because they.

1066
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 4: Go, hey, yeah, and would you.

1067
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 2: Guys mind coming in here for like ten minutes while

1068
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: I fall asleep And.

1069
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 4: You're like, well, no, I understood that.

1070
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 6: I've understood yes, and you know that I can't assume that,

1071
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 6: like I just turn.

1072
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 2: The podcast up in the headphone.

1073
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, it's a nightmare.

1074
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 6: You'll have a smart one too, so I think she'll,

1075
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 6: you know, use those smarts to get you in there.

1076
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 2: I'm not necessarily.

1077
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 4: Smart.

1078
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: Well, I think she sulredly.

1079
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 4: Speaks three languages. Dude, she's going to be a right

1080
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 4: And isn't she doing sign now? Is doing the same thing?

1081
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 2: But we signed her? Yeah, only the basic things though,

1082
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm not like signing.

1083
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 6: Your baby that's under one is already using Osland like

1084
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 6: I think she's doing no.

1085
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. She just understands a few signs.

1086
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 6: You need to and I'm just done signed there. No

1087
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 6: one can say that obviously, so that doesn't work. You

1088
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 6: need to I need to poo actually that whole famous

1089
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 6: gonn learn sign actually.

1090
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm not gonna get into that.

1091
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: See you guys, all right? And if who's the old

1092
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: who's the woman who called up? Who did the helicopter

1093
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: in the bedroom? You can't remember her name?

1094
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 4: I want to say Belinda either.

1095
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 2: No one near it. I'm gonna say Jasmine. If Eva

1096
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 2: is listening to this, can you please send a diagram

1097
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: through of what that position was? Because no one can

1098
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: figure it out. No figured it out. We spent the

1099
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 2: We spent the ten minutes after the show trying to

1100
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: figure out exactly what was going on there?

1101
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 4: What is the helicopter?

1102
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: And I don't think I'm any better for it, Like,

1103
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 2: I still don't know if.

1104
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 4: You've got a theory?

1105
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 6: Actually, dms obviously Instagram, Facebook?

1106
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you d him on TikTok?

1107
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 2: Ask analyst. She dms heaps of people on TikTok, including

1108
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 2: Matt Gelfies and in footballer is full name mentioned? She's

1109
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: into him.

1110
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 4: You'll be angry just about her. Let's get out let's

1111
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 4: get out of here.

1112
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 2: Ab have you DMed matt girlfie yet?

1113
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 6: She's serious, serious, you've taken away all her cool there

1114
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 6: because she could have slipped in very coolly, and now.

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Speaker 2: She wouldn't have slipped in coolly.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she was great with Tanasi cos like.

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Speaker 6: Oh, tough game, exactly, so close, so close, lots of love?

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Speaker 2: What sorry?

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Speaker 4: What was you deemed the Tanasi cokkanakas.

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Speaker 1: Oh I said, so close x brilliant. But I just

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00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: thought Matt's playing his first game this week. When he

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Speaker 1: wins or loser, say.

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Speaker 4: Great game, they'll get parmed, so close, they'll get absolutely.

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Speaker 2: You're playing Hawthorne at the g Oh you can actually win?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: I get two messages ready, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Alright, but anyway unless you can DM on TikTok right,

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00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: yeah you can't.

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Speaker 6: Great, Well sorry, that's what Yeah, dms anywhere, and let

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Speaker 6: us know what you think was going on with that

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00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 6: helicopter move that evil was trying to describe.

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Speaker 2: Yes, otherwise we'll see tomorrow. Come bye,