WEBVTT - FULL: Jazz Crime 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.600 Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:09.200 No baby bombit please. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:11.959 I thought Patridge family was a real family. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.040 They don't want to come and chat to me while 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:15.880 the old purse is out. The ex are on display. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.400 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.320 My kids saw that video yesterday. They had questions to 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:28.520 ask me any who another day and another know my friends. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:32.040 Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show Tuesday morning. Coome 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.519 onr In, Patsy Money. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:34.920 Good morning, Jackie boys. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.280 I'm good well. I had an awful start to the 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.360 day today. I was just telling gently boilers broken down. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.080 It only starts that only happens this time of the year, 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.600 doesn't it when you really need it on the summer, 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.400 They don't check it, will maintain it. I don't believe. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:52.080 I was told to several times by the plumber, some 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.920 of me a great time to get it maintained and 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:57.240 just checked I was and then went to fireal last week. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.400 So I've got plumber coming tonight. We've had no heating 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.760 in the house last couple of days. It's a bit 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:03.480 fresh that the moment. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.120 It was fresh this morning, this morning it was very cold. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.720 You just got your snow gear on undering around the house. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:09.960 I do you know what We've been doing the last 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.679 couple of days. I've been lighting a fire and like 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.880 yesterday evening, me and the girls who are on the 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.160 couch watching TV together in front of a roaring fire. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.720 It's actually really nice, very wholesome. Yeah, and it war 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.960 was the whole house up. However, I can't keep doing that. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.600 It's gona cost me a fortune in firewood. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.800 Back in the day, when the fire was the only 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:27.760 thing to light the house, the kids wouldn't have been 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.520 in their bedroom. They would have sat around the fire 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:30.240 with the family. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.600 Yeah, they don't see it like that. Their kid asking 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.920 when is can we actually have some heating, like you 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.440 know this morning when they wake up it's freezing in there. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.240 And then, you know, we were talking about this last week, 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:45.120 how early in the morning a smell really really is 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.800 more potent because there's nothing else for it to compete with. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:49.760 As soon as they got out of a freezing cold 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:53.680 show this morning, that's I could smell. Dog mess today 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:57.279 needs to They need to go better than this horrible cold. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.400 Start now in my hands and knees, clean dog crap 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.480 and the dog had crapped on a multi socket. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:07.880 Point, the powerboard, all the plugs. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.400 You've got to pull them up, wipe them, and then 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.360 it's in the little things that I know. I'm not 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:15.320 gonna get rid of it. I'm not that detailed. I 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:19.720 can't of a forensics SS like Dexter on this five 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.400 six weeks from now, I'm gonna smell it. And now 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:27.440 there's a dried bit in there. So I'm charging why 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.800 you I'm not man's best friend right now? This is 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.600 this is all before caught to five guards before quarter 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.200 to five. And Jackie, boy, what happened to you yesterday? 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.839 Yesterday jack told some amazing story being caught out red 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:41.080 handed regifting. At some point this week, you're gonna see 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.760 the neighbor. You need to tell people what you did. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.400 By the way, yeah, I regifted him a baby toy 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.919 that I got sent to the station for my son Gordon. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.680 I didn't realize until he opened it that had Gordon 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.639 embroidered a lot across the teddyes. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.040 To large bold letters. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.120 So I've been trying to avoid child is not called Gordon, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:02.600 it's Lonnie. And I've been like peering out the shutters 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.280 every time I need to leave the house so I 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.240 don't bump into them. Took the dog for a walk yesterday, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:10.160 coming home around the corner. Oh no, neighbors spotted me. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.840 I should have it should have been the first thing 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.680 I said. I should have the first thing I said. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.240 It should have been sorry for the regift. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.600 Like politicians do. You've got to get ahead of it, 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.400 haven't it. You know, the narrative, control the narrative. What 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:21.840 do you do? 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.720 I went for small talk about the weather, and it was. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.399 You're now making it. It's a succession of bad choices, now, 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.280 is it? He will then go, And I saw him 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.600 a couple of days later bs about. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.920 The weather, an awkward two minute conversation where neither of 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.920 us bought it out. So it's just now hanging in 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:43.440 the nether mentioned it. Neither of us mentioned, Oh my god, 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.800 this is all stinks. It stinks. I have to You 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.080 were right yesterday. I have to move house because I 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:51.920 I can't keep bumping into him. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.080 No, you need to buy the one that has longie 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.720 on it. Then you go around, you make a joke 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:57.480 out of it. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:59.440 Or I go I was gonna know this is a 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.040 bad idea. Was going to say, like a sneak in 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.400 the middle of the mind switch. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.360 To worst check. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.880 Oh, I called it before I said it. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.960 That was a bad I but it means you've only 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.040 added bad only because you were saying it in front 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.880 of badult company. It means you've been ruminated. I thought, 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:17.680 that's that's another one of your breaking storm choices. 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:23.240 Breaking the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:27.479 Yesterday we hit our weekly Monday meeting when we were 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.320 supposed to talk about stuff to do with the show 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:33.040 and that. But for third meeting, Running Good God producer 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.600 Tom Ball on the pants off us right about this 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.760 thing Friday with him for Council Counsel, which is an 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.000 amazing thing. We're happy to do it. I'll always support 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.280 any of the councer charities and what they do and 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:44.640 with me. Patsy and Jack are having a three way 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:48.760 bakeoff again, which is a table idea Patsy's doing. I'm 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.360 not making this up. Patsy's doing a six hundred year 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.680 old medieval recipe for doughnuts. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:54.640 You have. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:56.640 I got to say you joined the short straw with 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:57.320 that one, Patsy. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.240 I was looking at the recipe last night. I don't 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.680 even read it. There's words in there that I want. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.359 What is it? Why? What language is it? 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:09.640 In Celtic Latin? I don't know, six hundred yoldie worldy language. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.159 Why did they use for jam? Then? Were they making 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:15.920 jam six hundred because they would not have had bomb mammon, I. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:20.159 Know that what I mean, like starting think grassroots cooking, 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.960 Like go out to the bush and collect your ingredients 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:24.800 in the fields. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:26.440 Have you worked out well, I'm going to make a 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.719 Lamington with jam in the middle. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.000 I'm going to improve the vanilla slice, which is the 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:33.400 most overrated tree in Australia. I can't believe it. God 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.960 on a commemorative coin. I've always hated it. I'm going 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.080 to take on the vanilla slice. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.840 Yeah. So we're doing this a council Council or part 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.320 of their biggest morning tea this Friday, and they're doing 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.360 them throughout May and throughout Tune and I hope you 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.080 guys get involved and do that as well. And the 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:49.360 thing is where once we bring our bakes in on Friday, 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.000 they're then going to be taken somewhere in Melbourne where 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.800 if you like so you can on your way to work, 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.359 you can taste them and let us know what you 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.520 think of them. And so this feels like to me, 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.640 that's the end of my involvement in it. Okay, Yeah, 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:02.920 they go wherever. Just let me know what it is 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:04.840 and I'll mention it into the microphone. That's as far 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:05.520 as I need to know. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.200 All that has to be is two or three people 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.440 summary Melbourne eating the trades and tigers what they think. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.720 So that's sad on black Thunder with my picture on 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.600 the side of it. Whatever. Okay, this happens out of you. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.840 I don't need to be across any more chit chat 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.800 by this because you know why, nothing to do with 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.080 the radio show. Nothing to do with the radio show. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.800 I have three meetings on the trot now tie boys 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:27.240 banging on about which arterial That's what he dropped yesterday, 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:31.680 the phrase arterial, which three lanes? So we need a 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:35.440 three lane at least arterial road out of the many 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.440 arterial ones in and around Melbourne that should be the 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:39.240 home author Baker. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.400 He said, best case scenario is a four lane arterial lane. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.000 Now see now, don't forget this guy has come from 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.960 across the ditch, New Zealand, where they've just opened up 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.560 their first road. So that little lad, once we're done here, 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.839 he just drives around second photos of three lane arterials, 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.400 four lanes. The waistcake. He sends it back to his 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.960 farm folk. You know when they come in from shipsher 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.359 what are they doing that they have a god of sons? 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.520 This is a four lane then three four three four 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.240 three four they believe. They call it Bunt Road. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.200 And Tom will take them on a tour of Punt Road, 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:14.400 King's Wayne Highway, all the sides. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.880 And where this is like the ninth Hanging Garden of Babylon. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:18.840 These one of the. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.880 Wonders of the world, all these arterial roads. So I 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.880 understand why New Zealand's going to get very excited, giddy, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.000 to be honest, and every meeting still gets angsty. We 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.200 haven't yet decided where these flipping cakes are going to be, 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:30.560 do we know? 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:31.200 We don't know. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.120 I've got no idea. However, the meeting then descended into 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:39.920 genuinely people talk about their favorite arterial three lane I 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.200 who ever followed us for Punt Road, okay, me too, 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:42.960 because we bring it. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.480 We take it in off from opposite directions every night. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.560 And this morning, right as I was going along Tom's 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:52.640 excitement about which arterial network we should be on. I 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:56.000 started to count because at some points this is so boring, right, 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.320 but anyway, we'll just let this go with it. It's 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.000 three lanes, then it becomes four because obviously that's the 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.320 one that if you're coming down where I do, where 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.200 it goes across Swan it then goes on to Brunton Avenue, 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.000 so it goes three into four, then back down to three. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.960 But tomall bieksite, it's a three laner. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.160 I did the exact same thing coming on the southbound lane. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.160 So three lanes and then four for the bus lane. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.000 Don't know if the bus lane counts for you, Tommy, 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.320 No bus lane till Victoria Parade, then back to the 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:20.880 three lane. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:24.320 Yeah, So should we ask them what is their favorite 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:28.239 three lane, three or four lane? There are some fivers, 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:34.160 aren't there. I'm pretty sure the Napeans are dread driving 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.200 on the peann dry driving on the media right. 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.880 To me, it's like the Nile I don't like. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.840 I don't like about the time where crawl and I 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.679 crawl during the well. It was the fourth lockdown where 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.240 you're just desperate to go for anyone with a walk 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.439 of course said I'll take it out for a proper walk, 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.480 and we did. However, at one point involved going across 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:54.560 five lanes right of the Nepean, not a red light, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.760 like playing frog or something like that, and. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.720 You're on a cross back and speaking back in US, so. 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:02.800 I think at some point it's a five lane of 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:03.280 the Nepean. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.400 I hate the Nepean with that nature strip that's in 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.280 the middle of the road. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.320 On the other has been English. But that is terrifying. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.840 Point of that, what the point is? This is anxiety inducing. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:18.120 It's terrifying, all right? What is your favorite three, four 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.560 or five five arterial road book? 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.200 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.719 For the last three sort of team meetings while we'll 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.080 try and work out where we're going to take some 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.120 cakes on Friday for you to try them as Jack 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.920 Pats in It Party, Cancer Councils, Big Morning Tea. We've 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.199 had too many chats in the meetings about various arterial 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.120 roads of Melbourne. It actually feels like we're planning the 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.280 new mailways. I don't know whether some of the team 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:46.760 have forgot we're actually also running breakfast show here anyway, 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.839 because we've been talking so much about it. This morning. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.720 We generally do want to know what is your favorite 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.479 three lane, four lane, maybe even a five lane arterial 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.320 in this great city. Jack, what's yours? 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.240 Wild controversial because I know a lot of people hate 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:03.000 Punt Rode but actually enjoy hoddle into Punt in the 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.400 mornings because there's no other traffic on the roads, so 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.760 it's just me and a couple of trades driving in 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:08.880 free as a bird. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.280 I'd also go Punt Road. It's northbound. Just over. I 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.880 go Swan Street, I go under the bridge and you're 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.280 going up there. It's a three. Then it becomes a force, 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.840 it gets a little bit tricky, but predominantly it's a 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.560 good old classic common or garden three laner. Everyone knows 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.360 what lane need to be in because at this time 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.160 of the day, you know where you're going. You're not 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.679 switching lanes. I got to say this, if you're driving 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.040 at this time of day, you're a night of the road. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.000 And you know you you can anticipate the turns you 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.679 need to take kilometers before you get there. I get 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.199 in my right lane, you know you have five minutes, 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:42.600 and it's easy. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.880 It's all glidy, it's all just moving along and then 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.280 when everyone knows, when there's someone who is not a 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.280 night of the road who's doing it for the first time, 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.679 one's like, yeah, no, it's that lane over there. Some 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.840 bows that they're going too slow, you shouldn't make it over, 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.640 but they're not going they're not riding the rapids. Don't 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.000 get in the way of the canoes coming behind you. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.800 All right, So this morning over to you. Now, what 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.040 is your favorite three lane, four lane or five lane 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.439 arterial road in Melbourne? 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.720 Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.400 What's your favorite three lane arterial of Melbourne? Patsy, I 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.040 felt so rude. We haven't even asked you. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.760 Yours has to be the West Skate. I feel like 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.480 it's a game of Russian rule at every day because 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.480 every day you go on it, it's different. There's different 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:26.520 lanes at the moment, like there's to go heading up 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:30.720 onto the bridge coming from Wherribee, you know outbound. It 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.760 forks out now so you can go left or right. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.320 And when you go left, you think, hang on, I'm 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:36.839 going to end up in like Williamstown. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:37.760 But no, it's okay. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:41.520 It directs you back onto the bridge. It's like come. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.840 That is the ultimate test of any driver. You know, 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:46.679 we have the Grand Prix here, right, they work at 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.800 who's the best? I've like, no, no, no, they need 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:50.559 to rerout that from Albert Park to go to the 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.079 West Skate. Then we see just how good some of 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.120 these Formula one drivers are. I'd like to see Hamilton 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.680 and some of his colleagues take on the West Skate. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.760 Isn't it all five lane pats? 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:01.080 Yeah? 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.880 But it changes constantly Christian and then the speed signs 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:07.040 is a whole thing, like eighty, then it's forty. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.160 Then that's right. You've got to be really paying a 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.760 lot of attention to those various sort of It's like 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.240 an arcade game. You go into it from all the 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.040 different flashing looks, like going to a frown on the 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.679 slot machines, which slot you can go into? And that 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.640 one's at sixty? Those two is shut. Now. 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:24.640 Remember the first time you came to my house when 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.680 I live in Coburg. You're coming from Bayside and you 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.600 called me and you're like, have I gone over? 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:34.480 We went over it four times. That's happened. That's happened 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.960 every time we've come to see you. Even at Christmas time, 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:40.599 we still went over it bridget We're gonna have to 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.360 get on a plane the marine. 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.440 Last time you came you actually called me and said, 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.000 how do I get to your house without getting on 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:47.800 any freeways? 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:53.440 All right, so let's go to lines. Arterial chat. It's 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:57.160 kicking off, guys. Steph's on the line. Good morning, Steph, 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.679 Good morning to you all. Now, Steph, is this a 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.160 three lane? Are you talking about? What's your favorite arterial 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:03.280 in Melbourne? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:03.720 Three? 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.520 I think it's three. Maybe it's for the best road 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.439 in Melbourne? Is the Dingley Bypass? You you can't bypass 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:11.760 the Dingley Bypass? 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.280 Do you know what I kind of call it? 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:14.560 Yes? 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.160 It is. It is a nice little one, isn't it 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:17.680 round there? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:18.959 It's good Like. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.160 It feels like you're part of a secret little club 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.800 when you use it. Like so, yeah, I'm in the now, 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:27.360 I'm going eighty kometers an hour. I'm zooming where I 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.440 need to go, and it's like no one knows about it. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.120 Everyone does. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.640 And there's there's some nice around there as well. It's 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.400 got some nice scenery as well, the dingy green grass. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.679 Yes, I told Steph what I always think of whenever 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.160 I drive on a bypass. The Greensborough bypasses the same. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.440 I feel sorry for the suburb because it's like they 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.880 built the road together. The last thing you guys want 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.640 to do is drive through Dingley. That is a graphole here. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:54.840 Let's build a special road, pass the pace and not 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:55.880 go anywhere near it. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:57.760 You don't have to stop it Dingley. You don't have 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:00.640 to stop in Greensboro. You just go right around eid. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:04.440 If you're worthy of going straight pass ye, Steph, that's. 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.240 A great one. Shout out to Dingley Bypass. Thank you 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:08.880 very much, Steph. Let's go to Neil. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.720 Good morning, Neil, Good morning, Christian. Patsy Jack, how are 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:13.480 you will? 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.120 When you're talking about artial roads, You're never happy? Here 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.880 are you? And it's your favorite one in Melbourne? 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:23.640 Okay, it's Patty was taking before about Russian Roulette. Years 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.960 ago we had the Peen Highway. It had three lanes, 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.040 so we had the City band lane, far over we 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.200 had the Frankston band Lane, and in the middle we 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.720 had the Chicken Lane. So every now and then when 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.560 I drive up in the pen Hillway, I think about 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:40.640 the old days and that range in about the mid eighties. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.200 What's the Chicken lane? 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.760 Well, It's like you're driving towards the city and there 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:47.840 was a lane in the middle, so there was three lanes, 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.000 so you'd look out and if there was no one 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.120 coming the other way, you could overtake, and vice versa 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.160 for the people heading towards Frankston. 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:56.760 Like a game of chicken. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.920 People never believe me, I tell us people all the time. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.400 We had three lands on the plane between Karen and 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:06.400 Morty Alick, what. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.800 Is it's good now that our tier chair has actually 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.240 branched out like a great arteria road into a sort 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:15.760 of the history of all right now, thank you very much? 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.240 You cool pleasure. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.920 Bye. Let's you know what we've just done. Now we've 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:21.280 had a good idea. What is going to be like 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.600 twenty years from now to be on three w I'm 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:25.720 not sure I feel good about that. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:30.040 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.200 I notice again on Mother's Day, right, which is a beautiful, 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.200 beautiful day to celebrate all this crayt about our mums. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.440 And it's not just today. It's a couple of weeks, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.080 isn't it. Of the build up? You know, you go 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:45.720 past the shop front and there's not the flowers, the balloons, 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:51.200 the cards, the candles, the flowers. Fast forward to September 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:55.360 for Father's Day. None, none of that. There's actually none 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.680 of that. There's none of that. You go past the 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.880 boo shop, there's something for Father's Day, big lot of 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.040 whiskey for him to just numb the pain of being alive. 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.760 Funnily enough, I just want to get my dad every year. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.200 Why yep. Last year I got a bottle of wine 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:11.760 again to go with the other bottles of wine, and 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.880 a pair of socks that had bottles of wine on it. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.120 Basically said all we know about him, very narrow band 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.120 with he likes to drink, That's all it is. But 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:24.240 when I was going out for lunch with obviously you know, 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.560 my daughter's mum, and we also had my mum's mom there, 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.960 so my mother in law. There were mums everywhere in 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:30.720 this restaurant pact. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.200 You can how they get a scene on Mother's Day. 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:35.520 They told me they were triple triple booked, so winning 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.920 canceled and there were other people waiting. Now as she 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:39.680 had a waiting this and it was like that all 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:43.280 over the city. You go to Father's Day, there's no one. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.760 No one takes that out. I've never been a restaurant 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.440 on Father's down a Sunday and seen other dads and 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.560 other tables packed and it being double booked. Have you 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:50.960 ever seen that. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:52.880 I don't think I've even taken my dad out for 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.080 lunch on Father's Day. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:57.600 Let's not upset dads anymore. It's ridiculous. Just call it 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.800 Father's five minutes. That's what you get at nine am. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.720 It's a couple of minute, says right, Just get on 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:06.879 with the day. That's why I get three to five minutes. Tops. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:10.160 You all say you don't want fuss. You don't want 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.440 fuss on Father's Day. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.440 A little bit of fuss. I would love a lunch 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:15.200 would be nice. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.760 You know what I've always been about no first, and 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:19.560 my dad has always said no first. But now this 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.879 will be my first Father's Day, and I feel like 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:22.680 some fusty. 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.720