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Speaker 4: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show Tuesday morning. Coome
Speaker 4: onr In, Patsy Money.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jackie boys.
Speaker 4: I'm good well. I had an awful start to the
Speaker 4: day today. I was just telling gently boilers broken down.
Speaker 4: It only starts that only happens this time of the year,
Speaker 4: doesn't it when you really need it on the summer,
Speaker 4: They don't check it, will maintain it. I don't believe.
Speaker 4: I was told to several times by the plumber, some
Speaker 4: of me a great time to get it maintained and
Speaker 4: just checked I was and then went to fireal last week.
Speaker 4: So I've got plumber coming tonight. We've had no heating
Speaker 4: in the house last couple of days. It's a bit
Speaker 4: fresh that the moment.
Speaker 3: It was fresh this morning, this morning it was very cold.
Speaker 3: You just got your snow gear on undering around the house.
Speaker 4: I do you know what We've been doing the last
Speaker 4: couple of days. I've been lighting a fire and like
Speaker 4: yesterday evening, me and the girls who are on the
Speaker 4: couch watching TV together in front of a roaring fire.
Speaker 4: It's actually really nice, very wholesome. Yeah, and it war
Speaker 4: was the whole house up. However, I can't keep doing that.
Speaker 4: It's gona cost me a fortune in firewood.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, when the fire was the only
Speaker 3: thing to light the house, the kids wouldn't have been
Speaker 3: in their bedroom. They would have sat around the fire
Speaker 3: with the family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't see it like that. Their kid asking
Speaker 4: when is can we actually have some heating, like you
Speaker 4: know this morning when they wake up it's freezing in there.
Speaker 4: And then, you know, we were talking about this last week,
Speaker 4: how early in the morning a smell really really is
Speaker 4: more potent because there's nothing else for it to compete with.
Speaker 4: As soon as they got out of a freezing cold
Speaker 4: show this morning, that's I could smell. Dog mess today
Speaker 4: needs to They need to go better than this horrible cold.
Speaker 4: Start now in my hands and knees, clean dog crap
Speaker 4: and the dog had crapped on a multi socket.
Speaker 3: Point, the powerboard, all the plugs.
Speaker 4: You've got to pull them up, wipe them, and then
Speaker 4: it's in the little things that I know. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna get rid of it. I'm not that detailed. I
Speaker 4: can't of a forensics SS like Dexter on this five
Speaker 4: six weeks from now, I'm gonna smell it. And now
Speaker 4: there's a dried bit in there. So I'm charging why
Speaker 4: you I'm not man's best friend right now? This is
Speaker 4: this is all before caught to five guards before quarter
Speaker 4: to five. And Jackie, boy, what happened to you yesterday?
Speaker 4: Yesterday jack told some amazing story being caught out red
Speaker 4: handed regifting. At some point this week, you're gonna see
Speaker 4: the neighbor. You need to tell people what you did.
Speaker 3: By the way, yeah, I regifted him a baby toy
Speaker 3: that I got sent to the station for my son Gordon.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize until he opened it that had Gordon
Speaker 3: embroidered a lot across the teddyes.
Speaker 4: To large bold letters.
Speaker 3: So I've been trying to avoid child is not called Gordon,
Speaker 3: it's Lonnie. And I've been like peering out the shutters
Speaker 3: every time I need to leave the house so I
Speaker 3: don't bump into them. Took the dog for a walk yesterday,
Speaker 3: coming home around the corner. Oh no, neighbors spotted me.
Speaker 3: I should have it should have been the first thing
Speaker 3: I said. I should have the first thing I said.
Speaker 3: It should have been sorry for the regift.
Speaker 4: Like politicians do. You've got to get ahead of it,
Speaker 4: haven't it. You know, the narrative, control the narrative. What
Speaker 4: do you do?
Speaker 3: I went for small talk about the weather, and it was.
Speaker 4: You're now making it. It's a succession of bad choices, now,
Speaker 4: is it? He will then go, And I saw him
Speaker 4: a couple of days later bs about.
Speaker 3: The weather, an awkward two minute conversation where neither of
Speaker 3: us bought it out. So it's just now hanging in
Speaker 3: the nether mentioned it. Neither of us mentioned, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is all stinks. It stinks. I have to You
Speaker 3: were right yesterday. I have to move house because I
Speaker 3: I can't keep bumping into him.
Speaker 4: No, you need to buy the one that has longie
Speaker 4: on it. Then you go around, you make a joke
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 3: Or I go I was gonna know this is a
Speaker 3: bad idea. Was going to say, like a sneak in
Speaker 3: the middle of the mind switch.
Speaker 4: To worst check.
Speaker 3: Oh, I called it before I said it.
Speaker 4: That was a bad I but it means you've only
Speaker 4: added bad only because you were saying it in front
Speaker 4: of badult company. It means you've been ruminated. I thought,
Speaker 4: that's that's another one of your breaking storm choices.
Speaker 1: Breaking the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we hit our weekly Monday meeting when we were
Speaker 4: supposed to talk about stuff to do with the show
Speaker 4: and that. But for third meeting, Running Good God producer
Speaker 4: Tom Ball on the pants off us right about this
Speaker 4: thing Friday with him for Council Counsel, which is an
Speaker 4: amazing thing. We're happy to do it. I'll always support
Speaker 4: any of the councer charities and what they do and
Speaker 4: with me. Patsy and Jack are having a three way
Speaker 4: bakeoff again, which is a table idea Patsy's doing. I'm
Speaker 4: not making this up. Patsy's doing a six hundred year
Speaker 4: old medieval recipe for doughnuts.
Speaker 5: You have.
Speaker 4: I got to say you joined the short straw with
Speaker 4: that one, Patsy.
Speaker 2: I was looking at the recipe last night. I don't
Speaker 2: even read it. There's words in there that I want.
Speaker 4: What is it? Why? What language is it?
Speaker 2: In Celtic Latin? I don't know, six hundred yoldie worldy language.
Speaker 4: Why did they use for jam? Then? Were they making
Speaker 4: jam six hundred because they would not have had bomb mammon, I.
Speaker 2: Know that what I mean, like starting think grassroots cooking,
Speaker 2: Like go out to the bush and collect your ingredients
Speaker 2: in the fields.
Speaker 4: Have you worked out well, I'm going to make a
Speaker 4: Lamington with jam in the middle.
Speaker 3: I'm going to improve the vanilla slice, which is the
Speaker 3: most overrated tree in Australia. I can't believe it. God
Speaker 3: on a commemorative coin. I've always hated it. I'm going
Speaker 3: to take on the vanilla slice.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we're doing this a council Council or part
Speaker 4: of their biggest morning tea this Friday, and they're doing
Speaker 4: them throughout May and throughout Tune and I hope you
Speaker 4: guys get involved and do that as well. And the
Speaker 4: thing is where once we bring our bakes in on Friday,
Speaker 4: they're then going to be taken somewhere in Melbourne where
Speaker 4: if you like so you can on your way to work,
Speaker 4: you can taste them and let us know what you
Speaker 4: think of them. And so this feels like to me,
Speaker 4: that's the end of my involvement in it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they go wherever. Just let me know what it is
Speaker 4: and I'll mention it into the microphone. That's as far
Speaker 4: as I need to know.
Speaker 3: All that has to be is two or three people
Speaker 3: summary Melbourne eating the trades and tigers what they think.
Speaker 4: So that's sad on black Thunder with my picture on
Speaker 4: the side of it. Whatever. Okay, this happens out of you.
Speaker 4: I don't need to be across any more chit chat
Speaker 4: by this because you know why, nothing to do with
Speaker 4: the radio show. Nothing to do with the radio show.
Speaker 4: I have three meetings on the trot now tie boys
Speaker 4: banging on about which arterial That's what he dropped yesterday,
Speaker 4: the phrase arterial, which three lanes? So we need a
Speaker 4: three lane at least arterial road out of the many
Speaker 4: arterial ones in and around Melbourne that should be the
Speaker 4: home author Baker.
Speaker 3: He said, best case scenario is a four lane arterial lane.
Speaker 4: Now see now, don't forget this guy has come from
Speaker 4: across the ditch, New Zealand, where they've just opened up
Speaker 4: their first road. So that little lad, once we're done here,
Speaker 4: he just drives around second photos of three lane arterials,
Speaker 4: four lanes. The waistcake. He sends it back to his
Speaker 4: farm folk. You know when they come in from shipsher
Speaker 4: what are they doing that they have a god of sons?
Speaker 4: This is a four lane then three four three four
Speaker 4: three four they believe. They call it Bunt Road.
Speaker 3: And Tom will take them on a tour of Punt Road,
Speaker 3: King's Wayne Highway, all the sides.
Speaker 4: And where this is like the ninth Hanging Garden of Babylon.
Speaker 6: These one of the.
Speaker 4: Wonders of the world, all these arterial roads. So I
Speaker 4: understand why New Zealand's going to get very excited, giddy,
Speaker 4: to be honest, and every meeting still gets angsty. We
Speaker 4: haven't yet decided where these flipping cakes are going to be,
Speaker 4: do we know?
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 4: I've got no idea. However, the meeting then descended into
Speaker 4: genuinely people talk about their favorite arterial three lane I
Speaker 4: who ever followed us for Punt Road, okay, me too,
Speaker 4: because we bring it.
Speaker 3: We take it in off from opposite directions every night.
Speaker 4: And this morning, right as I was going along Tom's
Speaker 4: excitement about which arterial network we should be on. I
Speaker 4: started to count because at some points this is so boring, right,
Speaker 4: but anyway, we'll just let this go with it. It's
Speaker 4: three lanes, then it becomes four because obviously that's the
Speaker 4: one that if you're coming down where I do, where
Speaker 4: it goes across Swan it then goes on to Brunton Avenue,
Speaker 4: so it goes three into four, then back down to three.
Speaker 4: But tomall bieksite, it's a three laner.
Speaker 3: I did the exact same thing coming on the southbound lane.
Speaker 3: So three lanes and then four for the bus lane.
Speaker 3: Don't know if the bus lane counts for you, Tommy,
Speaker 3: No bus lane till Victoria Parade, then back to the
Speaker 3: three lane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So should we ask them what is their favorite
Speaker 4: three lane, three or four lane? There are some fivers,
Speaker 4: aren't there. I'm pretty sure the Napeans are dread driving
Speaker 4: on the peann dry driving on the media right.
Speaker 3: To me, it's like the Nile I don't like.
Speaker 4: I don't like about the time where crawl and I
Speaker 4: crawl during the well. It was the fourth lockdown where
Speaker 4: you're just desperate to go for anyone with a walk
Speaker 4: of course said I'll take it out for a proper walk,
Speaker 4: and we did. However, at one point involved going across
Speaker 4: five lanes right of the Nepean, not a red light,
Speaker 4: like playing frog or something like that, and.
Speaker 3: You're on a cross back and speaking back in US, so.
Speaker 4: I think at some point it's a five lane of
Speaker 4: the Nepean.
Speaker 3: I hate the Nepean with that nature strip that's in
Speaker 3: the middle of the road.
Speaker 4: On the other has been English. But that is terrifying.
Speaker 4: Point of that, what the point is? This is anxiety inducing.
Speaker 4: It's terrifying, all right? What is your favorite three, four
Speaker 4: or five five arterial road book?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: For the last three sort of team meetings while we'll
Speaker 4: try and work out where we're going to take some
Speaker 4: cakes on Friday for you to try them as Jack
Speaker 4: Pats in It Party, Cancer Councils, Big Morning Tea. We've
Speaker 4: had too many chats in the meetings about various arterial
Speaker 4: roads of Melbourne. It actually feels like we're planning the
Speaker 4: new mailways. I don't know whether some of the team
Speaker 4: have forgot we're actually also running breakfast show here anyway,
Speaker 4: because we've been talking so much about it. This morning.
Speaker 4: We generally do want to know what is your favorite
Speaker 4: three lane, four lane, maybe even a five lane arterial
Speaker 4: in this great city. Jack, what's yours?
Speaker 3: Wild controversial because I know a lot of people hate
Speaker 3: Punt Rode but actually enjoy hoddle into Punt in the
Speaker 3: mornings because there's no other traffic on the roads, so
Speaker 3: it's just me and a couple of trades driving in
Speaker 3: free as a bird.
Speaker 4: I'd also go Punt Road. It's northbound. Just over. I
Speaker 4: go Swan Street, I go under the bridge and you're
Speaker 4: going up there. It's a three. Then it becomes a force,
Speaker 4: it gets a little bit tricky, but predominantly it's a
Speaker 4: good old classic common or garden three laner. Everyone knows
Speaker 4: what lane need to be in because at this time
Speaker 4: of the day, you know where you're going. You're not
Speaker 4: switching lanes. I got to say this, if you're driving
Speaker 4: at this time of day, you're a night of the road.
Speaker 3: And you know you you can anticipate the turns you
Speaker 3: need to take kilometers before you get there. I get
Speaker 3: in my right lane, you know you have five minutes,
Speaker 3: and it's easy.
Speaker 4: It's all glidy, it's all just moving along and then
Speaker 4: when everyone knows, when there's someone who is not a
Speaker 4: night of the road who's doing it for the first time,
Speaker 4: one's like, yeah, no, it's that lane over there. Some
Speaker 4: bows that they're going too slow, you shouldn't make it over,
Speaker 4: but they're not going they're not riding the rapids. Don't
Speaker 4: get in the way of the canoes coming behind you.
Speaker 4: All right, So this morning over to you. Now, what
Speaker 4: is your favorite three lane, four lane or five lane
Speaker 4: arterial road in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite three lane arterial of Melbourne? Patsy, I
Speaker 4: felt so rude. We haven't even asked you.
Speaker 2: Yours has to be the West Skate. I feel like
Speaker 2: it's a game of Russian rule at every day because
Speaker 2: every day you go on it, it's different. There's different
Speaker 2: lanes at the moment, like there's to go heading up
Speaker 2: onto the bridge coming from Wherribee, you know outbound. It
Speaker 2: forks out now so you can go left or right.
Speaker 2: And when you go left, you think, hang on, I'm
Speaker 2: going to end up in like Williamstown.
Speaker 4: But no, it's okay.
Speaker 2: It directs you back onto the bridge. It's like come.
Speaker 4: That is the ultimate test of any driver. You know,
Speaker 4: we have the Grand Prix here, right, they work at
Speaker 4: who's the best? I've like, no, no, no, they need
Speaker 4: to rerout that from Albert Park to go to the
Speaker 4: West Skate. Then we see just how good some of
Speaker 4: these Formula one drivers are. I'd like to see Hamilton
Speaker 4: and some of his colleagues take on the West Skate.
Speaker 4: Isn't it all five lane pats?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But it changes constantly Christian and then the speed signs
Speaker 2: is a whole thing, like eighty, then it's forty.
Speaker 4: Then that's right. You've got to be really paying a
Speaker 4: lot of attention to those various sort of It's like
Speaker 4: an arcade game. You go into it from all the
Speaker 4: different flashing looks, like going to a frown on the
Speaker 4: slot machines, which slot you can go into? And that
Speaker 4: one's at sixty? Those two is shut. Now.
Speaker 3: Remember the first time you came to my house when
Speaker 3: I live in Coburg. You're coming from Bayside and you
Speaker 3: called me and you're like, have I gone over?
Speaker 4: We went over it four times. That's happened. That's happened
Speaker 4: every time we've come to see you. Even at Christmas time,
Speaker 4: we still went over it bridget We're gonna have to
Speaker 4: get on a plane the marine.
Speaker 3: Last time you came you actually called me and said,
Speaker 3: how do I get to your house without getting on
Speaker 3: any freeways?
Speaker 4: All right, so let's go to lines. Arterial chat. It's
Speaker 4: kicking off, guys. Steph's on the line. Good morning, Steph,
Speaker 4: Good morning to you all. Now, Steph, is this a
Speaker 4: three lane? Are you talking about? What's your favorite arterial
Speaker 4: in Melbourne?
Speaker 8: Three?
Speaker 7: I think it's three. Maybe it's for the best road
Speaker 7: in Melbourne? Is the Dingley Bypass? You you can't bypass
Speaker 7: the Dingley Bypass?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I kind of call it?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: It is. It is a nice little one, isn't it
Speaker 4: round there?
Speaker 8: It's good Like.
Speaker 7: It feels like you're part of a secret little club
Speaker 7: when you use it. Like so, yeah, I'm in the now,
Speaker 7: I'm going eighty kometers an hour. I'm zooming where I
Speaker 7: need to go, and it's like no one knows about it.
Speaker 7: Everyone does.
Speaker 4: And there's there's some nice around there as well. It's
Speaker 4: got some nice scenery as well, the dingy green grass.
Speaker 3: Yes, I told Steph what I always think of whenever
Speaker 3: I drive on a bypass. The Greensborough bypasses the same.
Speaker 3: I feel sorry for the suburb because it's like they
Speaker 3: built the road together. The last thing you guys want
Speaker 3: to do is drive through Dingley. That is a graphole here.
Speaker 4: Let's build a special road, pass the pace and not
Speaker 4: go anywhere near it.
Speaker 3: You don't have to stop it Dingley. You don't have
Speaker 3: to stop in Greensboro. You just go right around eid.
Speaker 7: If you're worthy of going straight pass ye, Steph, that's.
Speaker 4: A great one. Shout out to Dingley Bypass. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, Steph. Let's go to Neil.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Neil, Good morning, Christian. Patsy Jack, how are
Speaker 6: you will?
Speaker 4: When you're talking about artial roads, You're never happy? Here
Speaker 4: are you? And it's your favorite one in Melbourne?
Speaker 6: Okay, it's Patty was taking before about Russian Roulette. Years
Speaker 6: ago we had the Peen Highway. It had three lanes,
Speaker 6: so we had the City band lane, far over we
Speaker 6: had the Frankston band Lane, and in the middle we
Speaker 6: had the Chicken Lane. So every now and then when
Speaker 6: I drive up in the pen Hillway, I think about
Speaker 6: the old days and that range in about the mid eighties.
Speaker 3: What's the Chicken lane?
Speaker 6: Well, It's like you're driving towards the city and there
Speaker 6: was a lane in the middle, so there was three lanes,
Speaker 6: so you'd look out and if there was no one
Speaker 6: coming the other way, you could overtake, and vice versa
Speaker 6: for the people heading towards Frankston.
Speaker 3: Like a game of chicken.
Speaker 6: People never believe me, I tell us people all the time.
Speaker 6: We had three lands on the plane between Karen and
Speaker 6: Morty Alick, what.
Speaker 4: Is it's good now that our tier chair has actually
Speaker 4: branched out like a great arteria road into a sort
Speaker 4: of the history of all right now, thank you very much?
Speaker 6: You cool pleasure.
Speaker 4: Bye. Let's you know what we've just done. Now we've
Speaker 4: had a good idea. What is going to be like
Speaker 4: twenty years from now to be on three w I'm
Speaker 4: not sure I feel good about that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I notice again on Mother's Day, right, which is a beautiful,
Speaker 4: beautiful day to celebrate all this crayt about our mums.
Speaker 4: And it's not just today. It's a couple of weeks,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Of the build up? You know, you go
Speaker 4: past the shop front and there's not the flowers, the balloons,
Speaker 4: the cards, the candles, the flowers. Fast forward to September
Speaker 4: for Father's Day. None, none of that. There's actually none
Speaker 4: of that. There's none of that. You go past the
Speaker 4: boo shop, there's something for Father's Day, big lot of
Speaker 4: whiskey for him to just numb the pain of being alive.
Speaker 3: Funnily enough, I just want to get my dad every year.
Speaker 4: Why yep. Last year I got a bottle of wine
Speaker 4: again to go with the other bottles of wine, and
Speaker 4: a pair of socks that had bottles of wine on it.
Speaker 4: Basically said all we know about him, very narrow band
Speaker 4: with he likes to drink, That's all it is. But
Speaker 4: when I was going out for lunch with obviously you know,
Speaker 4: my daughter's mum, and we also had my mum's mom there,
Speaker 4: so my mother in law. There were mums everywhere in
Speaker 4: this restaurant pact.
Speaker 3: You can how they get a scene on Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: They told me they were triple triple booked, so winning
Speaker 4: canceled and there were other people waiting. Now as she
Speaker 4: had a waiting this and it was like that all
Speaker 4: over the city. You go to Father's Day, there's no one.
Speaker 4: No one takes that out. I've never been a restaurant
Speaker 4: on Father's down a Sunday and seen other dads and
Speaker 4: other tables packed and it being double booked. Have you
Speaker 4: ever seen that.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've even taken my dad out for
Speaker 3: lunch on Father's Day.
Speaker 4: Let's not upset dads anymore. It's ridiculous. Just call it
Speaker 4: Father's five minutes. That's what you get at nine am.
Speaker 4: It's a couple of minute, says right, Just get on
Speaker 4: with the day. That's why I get three to five minutes. Tops.
Speaker 2: You all say you don't want fuss. You don't want
Speaker 2: fuss on Father's Day.
Speaker 4: A little bit of fuss. I would love a lunch
Speaker 4: would be nice.
Speaker 3: You know what I've always been about no first, and
Speaker 3: my dad has always said no first. But now this
Speaker 3: will be my first Father's Day, and I feel like
Speaker 3: some fusty.
Speaker 4: Last year they brought me some meats that I had
Speaker 4: to make for a Father's Day barbecue. Imagine on Mother's
Speaker 4: Day on Sunday, if I said to my wife, there's
Speaker 4: a pork chop, there's some potatoes. You cook it for us,
Speaker 4: But that's a happy for you.
Speaker 2: You love to smoke. Your meat gives.
Speaker 3: You you love to do it.
Speaker 4: I don't know Father's Day, Father's Day. You just want
Speaker 4: you do want them a little bit of panpring.
Speaker 3: You can't put your feed up like they do on
Speaker 3: Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm thinking, we should do an all
Speaker 4: sense right Father's Day first weekend in September. Maybe we
Speaker 4: should hire a restaurant and encourage dads to join us
Speaker 4: and their families to come along to host an actual lunch.
Speaker 3: Especially those who have never taken their dad out on
Speaker 3: Father's Day.
Speaker 4: Jack, that's everyone. That's ninety nine point of people.
Speaker 1: Cal brighter. You're listening to the question o Kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, Patsy was sharing the news about these limited edition
Speaker 4: one dollar coins designed to celebrate all that's great about Australia. Now,
Speaker 4: before we get into the ones that they've obviously brainstorm
Speaker 4: and what's going to go on the back of the
Speaker 4: coins to show us all this great about Victoria, let's
Speaker 4: just talk about the ones that are just meant to
Speaker 4: be celebrating the very best of Australia. So I had
Speaker 4: to look into this yesterday. On the back of one
Speaker 4: of these to celebrate all this great about Australia is
Speaker 4: mister R m. Williams. Is he really yep?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: They are Also they make great chocolates. They've got their
Speaker 4: own coin now, Darryl Lee yep sponsored coins. Then there's
Speaker 4: an Ekidnap. Now the kidna has been back of the
Speaker 4: five cent coin from about fifty years already there already then,
Speaker 4: so shout out again to old only a Kidnap. He's
Speaker 4: been upgraded to the one on a limited edition coin.
Speaker 3: On core performance from the Kidnap.
Speaker 4: It's still very happy about the older Kidnap. Then we
Speaker 4: come to Victoria. So much to celebrate about this great state.
Speaker 4: Not on those coins Lunar Park and snot block.
Speaker 3: I hate that vanilla slice got on there?
Speaker 4: Is that the very best Victoria?
Speaker 2: They're delicious.
Speaker 3: Another other Australia. They originate from France.
Speaker 4: Yes, funny right, it is a desert. It's just a dessert.
Speaker 3: We might as well put a bit kid or not.
Speaker 4: It's just a dessert. You're saying, this is that come
Speaker 4: to come to our country and when you come it,
Speaker 4: don't go to New South Wales. We'll queens a kind
Speaker 4: of Victoria.
Speaker 3: First of all, have you ever had custard before?
Speaker 4: Have you heard of custard? Your people call it custard
Speaker 4: or they call it something else, and then come to
Speaker 4: this very old, decrepit amusement. It looks like something out
Speaker 4: of a horror movie. Can we found out why has
Speaker 4: no one used it as a location? Right for one
Speaker 4: the Saw movies? People go, they must have built that.
Speaker 4: How did they re search that place? No, it's still
Speaker 4: running in a place called Melbourne.
Speaker 3: The rollercoaster isn't even fast, it's called the Scenic Slow.
Speaker 10: Someone stands on the back of it, Rick and Wooden,
Speaker 10: I would I would not get.
Speaker 4: Coming on it when with the kids, I was terrified
Speaker 4: get kicked. You were actually hanging on to it, and
Speaker 4: then the other thing on one of the coins hands
Speaker 4: and I'm not I'm not making this up right, I
Speaker 4: thought first, Oh, the right of this article must have
Speaker 4: mentioned this as a joke. I just opened up another
Speaker 4: chab to just cross references. No one of the coins
Speaker 4: actually has on the work of it to sort of
Speaker 4: it all. That's grave Australia Assy Oi Oi Oi, I
Speaker 4: love that. Does anyone say, do you really feel proud
Speaker 4: when you hear that?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been overseas and got in a cab
Speaker 2: and they find out you're from Australia and they go
Speaker 2: oh ossie like they know it for any Olympics.
Speaker 4: That should be preserved on a coin to celebrate all
Speaker 4: this great about along with some sloplotrepit horror park, along
Speaker 4: with mister r and Williams and Darrel as well. All right,
Speaker 4: so we are saying, look, let's happen them out. What
Speaker 4: should be on the back of the coin to celebrate
Speaker 4: all this great about Victoria and also Australia. Patsy, what
Speaker 4: would it be for you?
Speaker 2: Well, on the subject of food, I think the South
Speaker 2: Melbourne dim sim deserves its own coin. Have you ever
Speaker 2: had one of those?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're nice, but you know they're lovely, They're great.
Speaker 4: I think this should be put on the back of
Speaker 4: a coin.
Speaker 2: And the other thing that I really think gets overlooked
Speaker 2: far too many times is the water treatment plant out
Speaker 2: my way.
Speaker 4: Up out of it. Very seriously, I'll tell you why.
Speaker 4: A lot of treatment.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it is home to some of the world's rarest
Speaker 2: bird and frog species.
Speaker 4: That is true. That is true. I saw documentary on
Speaker 4: it once, this thing called Coast where he goes and
Speaker 4: explores beautiful coast signs of the world. So I said,
Speaker 4: he sees coming to Australia and I said, the kids
Speaker 4: going this would be great. It's a massive show. Uk
Speaker 4: Neil the guyst the place who comes to Victoria is
Speaker 4: to water treatment.
Speaker 3: So I said, birds that only eat or something.
Speaker 2: But it has some of the rarest species of birds.
Speaker 4: Just focused my Binoclis. I can see the great Pooh Melbourne.
Speaker 3: It is lovely the frogs have.
Speaker 4: You two.
Speaker 2: But when you're swimming in Port Philip Bay, swimming.
Speaker 4: In the.
Speaker 2: Enjoying its pristine waters, you can thank the wary Be
Speaker 2: water treatment plant.
Speaker 4: So what you're gonna have like a picture of photo
Speaker 4: or something before it gets mashed up.
Speaker 2: But you can have an aerial view, a never aerial
Speaker 2: view of it. It's quite you know, it's his biggest
Speaker 2: Philip Island.
Speaker 4: Will you were you in on these coins? It's one
Speaker 4: hundred patsy put forward, ossy, ossy, ossy. Have you never
Speaker 4: been a bro sign?
Speaker 3: Destinate to see the bird's eye view of the war.
Speaker 3: Do they do helicopter too?
Speaker 4: You know, if I was going to get engaged again,
Speaker 4: you know, I know, I proposed a hot air bloom
Speaker 4: Rye over Smarttish Pooh factory. All right, what else sho.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I was just mentioned earlier, how there's Mother's Day and
Speaker 4: then there's Father's five minutes, you know, right about nine o'clock,
Speaker 4: quick coffee, change change your gifts. I don't get on
Speaker 4: with the day compared to the majesty of Mother's Day
Speaker 4: that goes off for a couple of weeks, the cards
Speaker 4: and flowers, the candles. Christian only talking about Mother's Day
Speaker 4: compared to Father's Day. I've got the facts to back
Speaker 4: you up. I run a very large distribution center for
Speaker 4: greeting card company here in Melbourne. We have palette racks
Speaker 4: full of Mother's Day cars that got stores every year
Speaker 4: it comes to Father's Day, there's never more than one
Speaker 4: or two. In fact, it's it's slightly the same as
Speaker 4: Easter Day. Who is I don't know anyone who sends
Speaker 4: cars car, so who the hell sends Easter cars? Who
Speaker 4: want to note some? But thank you very much for
Speaker 4: backing up. Jack and I are thinking about having our own.
Speaker 4: I was just saying how actually dads don't really get
Speaker 4: taken out for lunch, right, and it'd be a nice
Speaker 4: thing to do to take your dad up for lunch.
Speaker 4: So we're going to hire some way somewhere in September
Speaker 4: and host our own Father's Day lunch on September the fourth.
Speaker 4: All right, right now, then we've got born business to
Speaker 4: talk about. They have a limited edition range of one
Speaker 4: dollar coins. On the back of the coins to showcase
Speaker 4: all the very best of Australia and also Victoria, to
Speaker 4: showcase the very best of Australia that people have decided.
Speaker 4: Whoever made the these coins to showcase the very best listen, Echidna,
Speaker 4: it's been on the five cent coin for fifty five years,
Speaker 4: so it's the kidnap again. Mister R. M. Williams. Lovely boots,
Speaker 4: Darrel Lee, it's lovely chocolates. The phrase ossy ossy ossy
Speaker 4: oi oi oi again. This just remind us sounds what
Speaker 4: these coins are for the showcase the very best of
Speaker 4: advance for Australia. And you found another phrases on the
Speaker 4: back of them.
Speaker 3: There's good a as well.
Speaker 4: Of course you must well just have that's not a
Speaker 4: knife another shrimp.
Speaker 3: Paul Hogan should probably be in Pete.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then to showcase the very best of Australia on
Speaker 4: the back of the sorry Victoria on the back of
Speaker 4: these coins, Lunar Park and snot Block. We're saying what
Speaker 4: should be on the back of the coins. Patsy's put
Speaker 4: forward a very passionate case for the sewerze treatment plant.
Speaker 4: Yes at Spotterswood, No, we be sorry, sorry, weary.
Speaker 2: Well, significant size.
Speaker 4: Misappropriate that I've been canceled by nine. All right, so
Speaker 4: let's take some calls right now. We've got Roger on
Speaker 4: the line. Good morning, Roger.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's definitely can't go past the bunny snag, a bunning.
Speaker 4: Snag to go the back of the coin than the
Speaker 4: snot block, to be honest.
Speaker 6: Oh, definitely, I mean I have minimum one of that
Speaker 6: one a week, So yes, I heard that on me.
Speaker 4: All right, Roger, thank you very much. Thank you the
Speaker 4: best we could start with. I guess it's you know,
Speaker 4: we've got to stop the bottle mountain this morning, and
Speaker 4: then we go up to.
Speaker 3: Can't do your favorites straight away?
Speaker 6: You're right right, Edward, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat
Speaker 6: how are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Eddie? What do you reckon? Should be back about
Speaker 4: one dollar coin?
Speaker 6: Well, hopefully this is going from the bottom back up
Speaker 6: to the top with the sporting capital of the world.
Speaker 5: It's got to be the magnificent MPG.
Speaker 4: Yes, how can that not be on that? But Lunar
Speaker 4: Park is is an amazing mega stadium, the Colosseum MCG.
Speaker 3: Definitely no roller coasters.
Speaker 6: Maybe they should build the roller coast of the NTD
Speaker 6: that it would definitely get on.
Speaker 4: Yes, and have a water retreatment facility. Patsy loves one
Speaker 4: of those.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to put all three together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: Perfect Yari park.
Speaker 4: Edward. Very funny, cool, very good idea. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Paul.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there you're going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm good Paul. And what do you reckon?
Speaker 4: It should be in the back of the limited edition
Speaker 4: one delar coin.
Speaker 11: How about the giant silver gnome in Frankston. It's about
Speaker 11: fifty foot tall in the summit, just shines everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's the chrome gnome, isn't it. You're talking about you?
Speaker 11: That's it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And is it still there? I thought it was moved.
Speaker 11: Oh, as far as I know, it's still there.
Speaker 3: Where did he Where did he go when he got moved?
Speaker 3: Because I do remember he went on the back of
Speaker 3: a trush Yeah, and he was a place.
Speaker 4: With a love flower.
Speaker 11: I haven't seen the love.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that it's been a while, but anyway,
Speaker 4: let's start getting to that now, Paul. I love flower
Speaker 4: on the back of it, all right, Paul, I hope.
Speaker 4: So I'm not sure we'll talk about anymore. Paul, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Yet called no for one.
Speaker 1: For the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So there's a limited edition range of one dollar coins
Speaker 4: on the coins everything to showcase the very best star
Speaker 4: of Australia and also here Invicoria Melbourne. The genius is
Speaker 4: behind this. I thought the best things are put on
Speaker 4: there to showcase what's great about this great state in
Speaker 4: the city. Snop Block and Lunar Park. We're saying what
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm actually a timtam over a snop Block
Speaker 4: if you get a one food item on there or
Speaker 4: the slag like earlier carters.
Speaker 3: You know how I feel about the vanilla totally over.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a fundamentals Okay, he's got a fats what
Speaker 4: on them? We're asking you what else do you think
Speaker 4: should be on the coins? Nine one O four three Paul,
Speaker 4: Good morning morning, Jane. How are we and how are
Speaker 4: you on the roads this morning?
Speaker 6: Paul, very very good, thank you. It's a lovely morning
Speaker 6: to be out the best.
Speaker 4: It is a bit off a morning. And Paul, what
Speaker 4: do you think should be on the coin?
Speaker 1: One word?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is not on there. It should be
Speaker 4: a double do you mean we saw viny shuff a
Speaker 4: double a side. It should be the MCG on one
Speaker 4: side of the coin and Warning on the other. Those
Speaker 4: would be really special.
Speaker 3: Actually, Warnie should be where the queen's head is on
Speaker 3: every coin.
Speaker 4: Controversial. I mean, I know she's not looking very well
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 7: Chack.
Speaker 4: Just wait for things to naturally progress.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's pick this up again this time next year.
Speaker 4: I don't think she might be next year anyway. Paul,
Speaker 4: that's a great idea. Thank you very much. You kill me.
Speaker 5: He sure, everyone Amy, good morning.
Speaker 4: He gave me. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: What do you think, mate, I think it should be
Speaker 8: in the street station.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a great idea, underneath the clock.
Speaker 8: Yeah yes, obvious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, okay, heard the show. Some of our review
Speaker 4: is a little bit slow, you know. You mean where
Speaker 4: that guy is that sells a big issue shop at
Speaker 4: the side there.
Speaker 8: No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, all right, glad, We're on the same
Speaker 4: page there, Amy, I was just double check it. Amy,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, she called take care thank you.
Speaker 5: Jason, Yes, good on, Christian?
Speaker 4: Yes, and Jason, what do you think should be on
Speaker 4: the coin?
Speaker 5: Heidi mullet Head, Jimmy, Jimmy Barnes, you can't go wrong mate.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, no, and then fancy on the side
Speaker 4: she got Barncy fans.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, forget he's overrated. He's overrated.
Speaker 4: Strong talk today of music.
Speaker 5: He can't go both bond from from Downe to Dunny?
Speaker 5: Do everyone loves Bardy?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, lovely great one. Thanks Jason. You know what next?
Speaker 4: Only a couple of we signed four years of the show.
Speaker 4: Do we need to bring out a limited coin? Oh?
Speaker 3: That would be nice.
Speaker 4: I just want to say what I think showcase the
Speaker 4: very best of this show. That water treatment plant, for one,
Speaker 4: I think that's got to go in the top four
Speaker 4: things that we should consider putting on the back of
Speaker 4: our show. Commemorative coin Christian Connell's show podcast, Why are
Speaker 4: you about to hear? It's of a boy becoming a man?
Speaker 4: We know Jack Post, We think we know Jack Post.
Speaker 4: She's stall at the radio sometimes goes for real. Oh
Speaker 4: he's for really right. You hear what happened yesterday to
Speaker 4: this guy.
Speaker 3: This is a tale for anybody who hates injustice and
Speaker 3: loves the truth of prevailing.
Speaker 4: What's a leader? I've got goose by.
Speaker 3: My wife was in a minor car accident. Everybody's okay,
Speaker 3: that's the main thing. No one was hurt, but the
Speaker 3: cars were pretty banged up. The lady at the scene said,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I did that. I was driving on the
Speaker 3: wrong side of the road. I shouldn't have been doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so almost like a head on collision hit her
Speaker 4: head on. What was in the testa The test wasn't
Speaker 4: it hovers up above it flips ober.
Speaker 3: Even the Tesla wasn't ready for someone driving on the
Speaker 3: wrong side of the road. Bordy wasn't in the car,
Speaker 3: but Bianca was shaken up. The lady on the scene said,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I did that. I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: I was on the wrong side of the road. She
Speaker 3: was trying to do that thing where you sneak up,
Speaker 3: you know, you try and take a right hand turn
Speaker 3: that's ages away and the tracks back back, so you're like,
Speaker 3: I'll just sneak up here. It's illegal, crazy, dangerous, then
Speaker 3: goes home tells her insurance come to me, she wasn't
Speaker 3: at fault and she was just driving on the right
Speaker 3: side of the road. Injustice, it was killing me. It
Speaker 3: was making my blood, actually making my blood or from
Speaker 3: the sheer injustice of it. So I was like on
Speaker 3: the phone to the insurance company, I'm trying to help
Speaker 3: out Bianca with what happened and her version of the story.
Speaker 3: But the insurance company said, it's her word against your word,
Speaker 3: and she says she was driving straight, And the banker
Speaker 3: pulled out how.
Speaker 4: Distressing's bad enough to be in a head on collision
Speaker 4: that luckily normal as soon as he her, But then
Speaker 4: to go through all that, it's basically been accused of
Speaker 4: me a liar exactly.
Speaker 3: So everyone's furious at home yesterday until I decided to
Speaker 3: take matters into my own hands and become my own
Speaker 3: detective of the case. Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 4: What happened.
Speaker 3: I went to the scene of the crime. I looked
Speaker 3: around for any video cameras, street video cameras.
Speaker 4: That might have seen Boston starts looking around looking at
Speaker 4: is that what you were doing? Looking up?
Speaker 3: But exactly looking up at the street. No street cameras,
Speaker 3: no street cameras, a shame. I was about to give
Speaker 3: up when I saw an F forty five and I
Speaker 3: thought maybe they film people coming in and out of
Speaker 3: their front door. They do. They have a little security
Speaker 3: camera at the front door, and the security camera points
Speaker 3: out to the very road where the lady drove on
Speaker 3: the opposite side of the road.
Speaker 4: That is some sleuthing.
Speaker 3: So thank you to Josh who ran the forty five
Speaker 3: and Coburg. He scrolled through the footage with me, good
Speaker 3: man for ages like trying to find this footage. And
Speaker 3: there it is, in dry daylight, she drives onto the
Speaker 3: wrong side of the road before crashing into my wife.
Speaker 3: There it is, Justice prevails. I was so giddy with happiness.
Speaker 3: I felt like Sherlock Holmes honestly was kicking my heels
Speaker 3: together on the way home, which is not something that
Speaker 3: Sherlock Holmes does.
Speaker 4: But no, I mean, I've read all the books. I
Speaker 4: haven't read that, but I'll go back to the check.
Speaker 4: But this is incredit. When Banco must have been an order.
Speaker 4: I burst through the front door and she said, how'd
Speaker 4: you go? I said, you will not believe what I've
Speaker 4: got on.
Speaker 3: My phone Exhibit A to the courtroom. Please I arrest.
Speaker 4: No further questions. You're on rest my case.
Speaker 3: So now the footage is with the insurance company. The
Speaker 3: ball is in their court, but there is nothing they
Speaker 3: can do. Their hands are tired. The hands are tired.
Speaker 3: The footage shows the lady on the other side of
Speaker 3: the road. Justice prevails.
Speaker 4: That is all she wrote. And to this is it
Speaker 4: our legal right to go and ask I believe it
Speaker 4: is to go and ask for any relevant CCTV footage around.
Speaker 3: Don't know if police can, but I don't know if
Speaker 3: a citizen can ask for some private.
Speaker 4: I love it our producer Caitlyn right when she gets
Speaker 4: when we're talking about something and she knows something, she
Speaker 4: gets so excited. You know. There's always that kid, the nerd,
Speaker 4: and they bounce up and down like listen ship. She's
Speaker 4: literally had her hand. We're not at school technically. Sometimes
Speaker 4: it is a bit like that, Kaitlyn. Can any of
Speaker 4: us citizens just ask for CCTV footage?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: You can that, all right, I asked Eves. Yes, you
Speaker 4: just fills up on the callers. We won't let them
Speaker 4: on just to go.
Speaker 2: So news reporters can go into any establishment and ask for.
Speaker 4: Special which means.
Speaker 3: That anyone can. You don't need any legal documents to
Speaker 3: go and ask for CCTV as long.
Speaker 2: As the person that owns it gives you the permission goes.
Speaker 4: Yes, you can have a look through my listeners if
Speaker 4: anyone gives you any sort of blowback to sound working
Speaker 4: on a hot lead right now with Petrina Jones. I
Speaker 4: think you know who that name is.
Speaker 3: The business still has to give you permission, so that's
Speaker 3: just the same as like I still have to go
Speaker 3: and ask permission for the footage, So that's not any
Speaker 3: special rights. No, but you're allowed to just go in.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: Show me in the back room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, crime is oc curd I come and near you
Speaker 4: on private business, so we can technically we can. It
Speaker 4: is our right to ask for it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is your right to ask for it. But
Speaker 3: he can but they can say no. That owner the
Speaker 3: business can say no.
Speaker 4: They say we're getting lost in the weeds. I reckon,
Speaker 4: this is probably your greatest moment.
Speaker 3: And now it's been taken over by this admin logistics.
Speaker 4: This is my problem with producers. If they're not boring
Speaker 4: us about three lane arterial roads, we're getting lost in
Speaker 4: about your right.
Speaker 3: How this was meant to go as I was meant
Speaker 3: to say, I'm Sherlock Holmes and you go bang into
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 4: That's it. You know, we got this ready, We've got
Speaker 4: the bill, music mus we celebrate. You need to go
Speaker 4: on the back of a coin.
Speaker 3: Thank you. No more logistics, no more, I mean, no
Speaker 3: more fine print about CCTV footage.
Speaker 4: Everyone jis abrek. Just take a moment, right, take your
Speaker 4: knee to celebrate Jackposts.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: A hero of the show today, You, sir, Jack Post,
Speaker 4: justice is served. What a shame you never got to
Speaker 4: say that to the woman as well.
Speaker 3: Actually wish there was some kind of courtroom appearance so
Speaker 3: that we could all look at each other. And she
Speaker 3: tries to lie about what happened on under oath up.
Speaker 4: To grumpy on the bond of guitar, and suddenly you're there.
Speaker 3: And then I get to stand up and go, well,
Speaker 3: what does this footage say? And then I click on
Speaker 3: a TV and there it is CCTV footage of her
Speaker 3: driving on the wrong side of the road.
Speaker 4: So obviously a lot of people dipping and out of
Speaker 4: the show. If you literally just tuned in Jack solved.
Speaker 4: I kind of crime is it yesterday? Would you call
Speaker 4: it a crime? I guess it's lying to an insurance company.
Speaker 4: You're lying about a traffic violation. It could have been
Speaker 4: a lot more serious.
Speaker 3: That's right. She was driving on the wrong side of
Speaker 3: the road hit my wife, than to the insurance company.
Speaker 3: She's at the end of the day, yea, I was.
Speaker 3: I was driving straight on this on the right side
Speaker 3: of the road, and my wife ran into her so.
Speaker 4: Upset. First of all the shock of it. And she's
Speaker 4: only a two you know, been a month two months.
Speaker 4: You just you've got this very strong maternal instinct and
Speaker 4: that's why.
Speaker 3: And she was shaken at the scene of the crime.
Speaker 3: So she didn't take many like photos or video or
Speaker 3: try and get any witness reports or anything like that.
Speaker 3: I also told her that the Tesla films everything, so
Speaker 3: I said, oh, we'll be sweet now.
Speaker 4: A couple of people texted in, is that true that
Speaker 4: the Tesla has like cameras in the wing mirrors.
Speaker 3: It's meant to film everything. Didn't film it?
Speaker 4: Oh no, In my mind, Elon Musk has got feet
Speaker 4: of all your cars. I don't know why, you know
Speaker 4: you see like a Baddy's lair and they're like everywhere.
Speaker 4: I think that I actually wouldn't be surprised if that
Speaker 4: came out.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, I went to the local F forty five
Speaker 3: that had a camera at their front door, and they
Speaker 3: were able to pick up the footage.
Speaker 4: Much if you actually just lied and said you went
Speaker 4: to a forty five. If anyone wants to join you,
Speaker 4: you need a vigilant when there's to form a posse.
Speaker 3: Put down that bar bell, pitchforks at the ready.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those kettles and those stretching bands and the phone rollers.
Speaker 4: So case dismissed.
Speaker 3: Well, I now now sitting with the insurance company, but
Speaker 3: they've yeah.
Speaker 4: The smoking guns there. So this morning, we want to
Speaker 4: know have you ever done what Jack has done? Imagine
Speaker 4: people would have stories where they've turned amateur detective.
Speaker 3: That's what we are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that is you, we want to hear about
Speaker 4: your story. Nine four I can't use that enough at
Speaker 4: the moment. Nine four one for one O four three.
Speaker 4: We want to hear about your stories about turning an
Speaker 4: amateur detective.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: When have you turned amateur detective like Jack posts yesterday,
Speaker 4: hot on the scene getting CCTV footage to clear his
Speaker 4: wife's name.
Speaker 3: I actually did feel like a true investigator. I'm in
Speaker 3: the back room of at forty five. Some guy's scrolling
Speaker 3: through CCTV footage and I found the culprit a woman
Speaker 3: driving on the wrong side.
Speaker 4: I can only imagine what's been up when you were happy,
Speaker 4: and even that the guy helping you out here, Josh,
Speaker 4: we got a mister post now Watson, not now Watson
Speaker 4: until they're behind the bars, all right, So you want
Speaker 4: to hear about when you've turned amateur detective. You must
Speaker 4: have solved quite a few crimes in the time.
Speaker 2: Patsy, you know what they call me neighborhood watch in
Speaker 2: my straight luce, because you insist it was a house
Speaker 2: going up for construction actually next door, and I could
Speaker 2: hear glass breaking through the night about one am one night.
Speaker 4: Did you get the old news time start writing out
Speaker 4: the lead story?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I rang tripple O and sure enough it was
Speaker 2: someone breaking in to get like all the appliances before
Speaker 2: the people moved into the house. They got a foot
Speaker 2: pursuit through the cul de sac to make.
Speaker 4: A quick get away.
Speaker 3: Look, I've got a fridge on my back.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Meil. Good morning, Meil, good morning.
Speaker 4: All right, mel when did you turn amateur detective?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 9: I had a similar incident with Jack where our lady
Speaker 9: hit me in my car and wired to her and
Speaker 9: sure and saying it I went through a red light
Speaker 9: and that's why she hit me. I had all the
Speaker 9: photos that it wasn't good enough. So I then went
Speaker 9: back to the scene, saw that might attend. Franks then
Speaker 9: actually had a camera that partially saw the road, and
Speaker 9: they were so helpful tracked it all and put it
Speaker 9: on a USB for me and so I could give
Speaker 9: it to the insurance company. And with that she had
Speaker 9: they paid six and a half thousand dollars to fix
Speaker 9: my car and she actually got her insurance canceled.
Speaker 3: The livails.
Speaker 4: Yep, don't mess with mail. No world done. Mail. Thank
Speaker 4: you for his story.
Speaker 5: Thank you, have a good day.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Belinda. Come on and Melenda, what's your
Speaker 4: story about turning an amateur detective? Blinda, good morning, how
Speaker 4: are you?
Speaker 8: I love your show?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to give us a go and
Speaker 4: listen to us.
Speaker 8: About twelve years ago, my husband lived in Carlton, and
Speaker 8: he got burgled and they stole everything from laptops to
Speaker 8: CDs and his CD collection has it's really obscure because
Speaker 8: he's a jazz musician, so there's some really random rare
Speaker 8: albums in there. Anyway, so I thought, nap, this is
Speaker 8: not cool.
Speaker 12: I'm not okay with this.
Speaker 8: And also I decided to go to every pawn shop
Speaker 8: within a ten kilometer radius over the next couple of
Speaker 8: days until I found where this guy had pawned off
Speaker 8: his obscure CD collection and I found them in a
Speaker 8: rare in a little pawn shop in my street. Fitzroy
Speaker 8: and I found the burglar and got all the details
Speaker 8: before the police did, so I ended up telling the
Speaker 8: police this guy who lives in Blackburn, he's the one
Speaker 8: that did that this video footage. Can we go get
Speaker 8: the stuff back down please?
Speaker 4: I just want to join the door. Say so when
Speaker 4: you you found me and there's nothing worse than a
Speaker 4: jazz crime. I mean, there's crimes you ain't still God
Speaker 4: trombone and that thing. Wow, we did you then answer
Speaker 4: that for the address of the guy brought the CDs
Speaker 4: in they gave it to you.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, back back then, I was like, who is
Speaker 8: the guy that's all our stuff.
Speaker 4: Around? Kick his doors?
Speaker 8: Would But yes, they at least showed me the details
Speaker 8: and I called thee we found him?
Speaker 6: Well I did.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: You've said three times that you found him in the place, didn't.
Speaker 4: He's six feet under?
Speaker 8: The catch seed line that I would from was even cooler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet that's it, Belinda. That's an amazing story.
Speaker 4: You went full John Wick, Thank you very.
Speaker 3: Much, did Belinda?
Speaker 4: All Right?
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Speaker 4: Anyway, they've gone, We don't want you guys worrying about this. Okay,
Speaker 4: so so great. We're having a TV effort. Jack and
Speaker 4: I had one four years ago. Never been near a camera.
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Speaker 4: We should put them online again. You can see that
Speaker 4: workout wall Well, never do that again. I mean, I
Speaker 4: guess you need to try something's work something don't. In marketing,
Speaker 4: we haven't had a TV for four years. They've decided, right,
Speaker 4: They've had a drive round Melbourne thinking about this. You know,
Speaker 4: what can we do? They're doing their secret TV campaign.
Speaker 4: What are we going to do? Obviously the marketing department,
Speaker 4: they've seen some of the amazing street art that is
Speaker 4: around Melbourne. So I think it's going to be painted.
Speaker 4: You know, it starts today. No more posters of me
Speaker 4: around town. There is the best way to mark at
Speaker 4: the show now with a mural billboards panty so there is.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a wall somewhere like the ones you
Speaker 4: see all over town.
Speaker 3: You see him on the side of the milk bars.
Speaker 3: There's some famous ones here in Richmond.
Speaker 4: That's the reason why I came here was to end
Speaker 4: up on the side of a milk bar. It's all
Speaker 4: milding to that. I don't want to be on I'm
Speaker 4: breaking maps on a lone wall somewhere that someone's going
Speaker 4: to draw a falas on within twenty four hours. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I'm getting a wall. It starts to be painted today.
Speaker 4: The parently takes one hundred hours.
Speaker 3: So if you're driving through it.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest, right, We've all had quotes from is
Speaker 4: obviously ripping this place off. It's not gonna They're not
Speaker 4: working on the Sisty Chapel, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Well you've seen Actually those murals could go good or bad.
Speaker 3: We're really talking about the raison warning one looks Granny warning.
Speaker 4: Out of black Rock. That's great, Dusty much after the cellware.
Speaker 4: Please tell me it's not the team that did Dusty.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see me out there all melty
Speaker 4: and sad.
Speaker 3: Right, so who knows?
Speaker 4: Who knows? Team in? They've flown this team in from Sydney.
Speaker 4: They told us Jim's murals. Anyway, why am I bothering
Speaker 4: you with this? Well, got a point. We're going to
Speaker 4: give you the chance to have what I'm having done.
Speaker 4: It starts today, will take one hundred hours. It's my
Speaker 4: mug on the side of a wall. We've got a wall.
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 3: We got a wall in commercial roads. So if you
Speaker 3: drive into long commercial road today and see people painting,
Speaker 3: that's the undercoat for Christian's face.
Speaker 4: It's going to take quite a lot of undercoming. I
Speaker 4: think normally if you've vaguely looked decent. It's only to
Speaker 4: our job, they mus say, take a note for me.
Speaker 4: That's at least at least I don't know, one hundred hours,
Speaker 4: one hundred hours to make them look cute when you're
Speaker 4: not scared of people off. So we're going to give
Speaker 4: you a wall next week. All right, it will be painted.
Speaker 4: Once they've done mine, they will move on to another wall.
Speaker 4: It's not going to my mark. It's going to be
Speaker 4: whatever you would love to have on a wall. Where
Speaker 4: is the one we're giving.
Speaker 3: Away to secure another spot in like on Straight Street.
Speaker 4: That is a great location, an iconic street in the city. Now,
Speaker 4: what would you like on your wall? We really are
Speaker 4: going to do this. The team that are going to
Speaker 4: do mine, we'll do one hundred hours painting whatever. We
Speaker 4: We're going to pick one of you to go up there.
Speaker 4: What would you like on there? Whether it's a family
Speaker 4: photo that they can paint whatever you want. You We're
Speaker 4: going to give away a wall next week and the
Speaker 4: team will paint your own mural. What would you love
Speaker 4: to have up there? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. We are going to give this away this week.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: About to be immortalized a mural form. I will down
Speaker 4: some dotey side street just off Commercial Road. Oh, show biz,
Speaker 4: that's what's happening again. A mural advertising a show. It
Speaker 4: gets started today. It takes about one hundred hours and
Speaker 4: then team painting that. Once they've done that, which will
Speaker 4: be about Thursday Friday, time will move on to another
Speaker 4: wall that's in Ligon Street. Great location on that wall.
Speaker 4: We don't know. Yeah, it's not gonna be me, it'll
Speaker 4: be one it. We're gonna give you the chance to
Speaker 4: win your own wall. So up at there we'll be
Speaker 4: a mural. It would take about one hundred hours as well.
Speaker 4: It will look amazing. But you can have whatever you
Speaker 4: want on there. That's what we're going to give away.
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three. You never
Speaker 4: know when you ask someone a question on this what
Speaker 4: they're going to say. That's the joy in sometimes surprising.
Speaker 4: What about a picture of Obi one Kenobi saying hello there?
Speaker 4: At no point in any of those movies does he
Speaker 4: simply go hello there? What's so far? From a certain angle?
Speaker 4: When a dusty it looks a bit like Obi. Anyway,
Speaker 4: let's go to David.
Speaker 12: David, come on, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, buddy, thanks for goovingness of call. What would
Speaker 4: you like? What do you think should be on your wall?
Speaker 12: I've got a family picture of my grandpa and he
Speaker 12: looks like he's from the Peaky Blinders. With all the family,
Speaker 12: they are looking gangster.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, they've got the flat caps and the suits.
Speaker 12: They've all got their hats, they've got the coats. None
Speaker 12: of them are smiling. They look like they're all gangster
Speaker 12: talk from the mob.
Speaker 3: So you won your nineteen hundreds gangster family up on
Speaker 3: the wall, up and on straight.
Speaker 12: Yes, oh yeah, definitely, sweet Cob.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, David, thank you very much up there
Speaker 4: with Obi Wan at the moment, sir, those artists have
Speaker 4: got fair on work, haven't they. Sarah? Yes, good morning Christian,
Speaker 4: Good morning Sarah. What do you think should be on
Speaker 4: the wall? What would you like up there?
Speaker 9: Well, like on Street is iconic of food as Melbourn
Speaker 9: is it.
Speaker 6: It would be amazing to have executive chefs of Melbourne
Speaker 6: all on that wall, because we should be so proud
Speaker 6: of our ships.
Speaker 4: And so do you mean chefs? We don't know a
Speaker 4: sort of the well known TV chefs up there or exactly.
Speaker 6: Chefs you don't know?
Speaker 4: That should be the heading, Yes, unknown chefs of Melbourne mystery.
Speaker 4: That's a great idea. Thank you very much, Sarah, Thank you. Campbell.
Speaker 4: What would go in your wall?
Speaker 12: You're there?
Speaker 4: There we go. Vinci's on the line.
Speaker 3: You're trying to give people a wall?
Speaker 4: Campbell your wall? Mate?
Speaker 11: Okay, because it's Melbourne, we embrace our multiculturalism.
Speaker 12: How about the Melbourne Muppets and of course gold f
Speaker 12: m menomena.
Speaker 4: Join it all together? So is he saying foreigners a muppets?
Speaker 3: Where's the multi right?
Speaker 11: Everyone's unique?
Speaker 4: Everyone some form of muppet?
Speaker 3: Okay, and you think people will tie those two together
Speaker 3: as they're driving down on street.
Speaker 4: And the game on, Canoby saying hello there, bring it on?
Speaker 14: Yeah, Campbell, I mean so outside the box, Campbell, get
Speaker 14: back in the box. Campbell never would have predicted that one,
Speaker 14: but it's a condemn very much.
Speaker 4: Rick Rick, Rick, Rick, What do you think would go
Speaker 4: with rix wall?
Speaker 11: Look?
Speaker 5: I reckon a photo of my nine month old son
Speaker 5: up there is cheeky little smile light up every Wednesday.
Speaker 11: Mate.
Speaker 4: This is more like a big giant sort of wall.
Speaker 4: Baby Giant, the Mega Baby of Melbourne. People come from
Speaker 4: Afar to worship at the Mega Baby.
Speaker 5: They should. Yes, look at lies up my day every
Speaker 5: time I see that smile and I reckon he'll do.
Speaker 5: That's for Melbourne too, mate.
Speaker 4: A right, that's a lovely one, my favorite one so far.
Speaker 4: And it's the baby going hello there you know, like
Speaker 4: obi one at all?
Speaker 5: Well he's not a it's only nine most but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: lovely stuff. Thank you, Tristan, A good day, mate.
Speaker 4: Tristan, didn't he what's happened?
Speaker 3: This is why I tell you this will all change
Speaker 3: when you're on the side of the wall. They won't
Speaker 3: miss the one.
Speaker 4: Hundred hours from now. No, no, no, have we got here? Maria,
Speaker 4: Maria Christian how are you? Yeah you yes, yes, they're
Speaker 4: still good. And Maria, what should be on the wall, Maria?
Speaker 12: My greyhound Caesar.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yes, a wall of dog.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a good dog.
Speaker 12: He's a greyhound.
Speaker 8: Beautiful color really really he stands out. His color stands out,
Speaker 8: so there would be fantastic on a wall.
Speaker 4: Are stunning dogs? And what color, Caesar.
Speaker 12: He's brindle.
Speaker 1: It's a gold and a black brindle.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what they call it.
Speaker 12: Brindle.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a golden got up gold kind like a
Speaker 8: dark brown, a darst brown, and a black.
Speaker 12: You don't see very many of them.
Speaker 3: Can you get brindle and due lux? Because we need
Speaker 3: to tell the patients.
Speaker 4: Get back down to ten guys, you're gonna have to
Speaker 4: mix a couple together to get brindle.
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show. Then we'll have the return of your weakest
Speaker 4: claim to fame. So we're interested in no claim to
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Speaker 4: answer is this question. So the next hour or two
Speaker 4: work will comments, emiral will start. He painted and it'll
Speaker 4: be of an advert of me for this show. We
Speaker 4: want you to have the same thing. You can have
Speaker 4: your own war. It will be painted next week. What
Speaker 4: do you want on your wall? It's your wall, so
Speaker 4: you can have anything you want up there. What are
Speaker 4: the some of the ones we have today.
Speaker 3: Mega Baby's probably winning for me.
Speaker 4: I reckon Mega baby called Rick.
Speaker 3: His nine month old baby just plastered on the side
Speaker 3: of the wall has got.
Speaker 4: A gorgeous sort of baby smile that lights him up
Speaker 4: recause it would do the same for everyone else in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: So what would you like on your wall? Email me.
Speaker 4: We'll take some more calls on this tomorrow and then
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