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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free I heard Will is on paternity leave.

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Speaker 1: So Sophie Monkey is here in the studio with me,

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Speaker 1: and so for right now we are putting on a

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Speaker 1: Hen's party. So Claire is getting married in this radio

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Speaker 1: studio tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Claire joins us on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Hi Claire, Hello, Hey Claire.

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Speaker 4: And Claire's tried out for Maths before Lavan, so this

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Speaker 4: is made for her.

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Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, it's like.

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Speaker 2: A third chance lucky. I guess it's good to be.

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Speaker 1: It's so clear the moments now, like yesterday you spoke

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Speaker 1: to a guy called Jack for fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you felt like you felt like there was

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Speaker 2: something there.

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Speaker 3: I liked what I heard for sure, bloody oath.

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Speaker 1: And now you have agreed to marry that person tomorrow

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Speaker 1: hear out this studio. You're hoping he's tall, muscly tattooed.

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Speaker 1: How good we know what he looks, no idea. We

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Speaker 1: also tattoos are optional, that's true, that's and you can

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Speaker 1: always get tattoos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah if he's not.

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Speaker 1: But look before before of course you can clear now

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Speaker 1: before we do get into a long, happy life with

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Speaker 1: you and Jack though. I mean, let's go to Noughty

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Speaker 1: Town because we've organized a couple of strippers for you, Claire.

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Speaker 4: A couple of strippers. We're gonna striper. I think that's

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Speaker 4: what's happened. We've got two vocal strippers here.

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Speaker 3: Is that what's happening? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, vocal strippers because we couldn't get those strippers to you,

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Speaker 1: and obviously they're not here.

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Speaker 2: But we've got Dash Chocolate here.

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Speaker 3: Hi guys, good, are you an actual stripper? I am? Oh,

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Speaker 3: like in real life? Good for you. That pays the bills.

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Speaker 1: It does, it does, and you're good. I can tell Dash,

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Speaker 1: why are you called Dash Chocolate?

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Speaker 3: I make the women like chocolate? But what Dash was that?

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Speaker 3: Cause the Instagram you had to put a dash? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we can say that if you want, you can have

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Speaker 3: it whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: Well, hey, stuff letting with Sophie going with the wrong person.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Claire Claire, Claire, you're getting the lap

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Speaker 1: dance from Dash, so Dash. The way this is going

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Speaker 1: to work is maybe discribed through us.

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Speaker 2: Do your thing?

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Speaker 3: Dash helmets coming off?

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Speaker 2: Helmet You didn't tell us you had a helmet on?

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Speaker 2: What hang on? What are you, Dash, I'm a firefighter.

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Speaker 3: Where's your hose? Helmets off?

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Speaker 4: Jackets coming off?

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Speaker 3: Got the suspenders underneath?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did you wipe your feet before you walked in?

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Speaker 4: Did I?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I'm daddy. Oh clear, We're not done. We've

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Speaker 3: got another one for you. Maybe go to the next time.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on. Jonathan is a member of Thunder from

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Speaker 2: down Under.

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Speaker 3: His name ripped him off?

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Speaker 2: Jonathan? Are you from Thunder from down Under? Or is

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Speaker 2: that just your name?

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Speaker 3: A clever you've done that.

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Speaker 2: You've ripped off a group. I love it, Jonathan. What

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Speaker 2: are you wearing?

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Speaker 3: Let's go, Jonathan.

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Speaker 2: I'm out here right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, talkatively?

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Speaker 2: Take it off?

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Speaker 3: Are you taking it off? No?

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Speaker 4: Not? Actually can you do it?

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Speaker 3: Was the first time?

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Speaker 2: Going back to Dash? Go back, Dash, that's.

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Speaker 3: Where are we at? Are you dressed now? Like? What's happening?

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Speaker 2: I've still got one piece on one? What one piece?

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Speaker 2: What is it? What have you got on? Dash?

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Speaker 4: That's my underwear?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Dash? You know what to do? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Keep him on? Is that what he's doing?

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Speaker 1: Please keep it on you?

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Speaker 3: Please run into it. That's mine, Claire.

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Speaker 4: They're all okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Desh chocolate.

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Speaker 2: So you're just standing there by yourself now naked.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little bit old. It's normally better when

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Speaker 1: there's baby flowers to each other, people around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: I feel the opposite