Speaker 1: It's a Christian Condall Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've got some Tim.
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Speaker 2: Gold He Good morning Friday morning. Welcome to the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show. Good morning Jack, Good morning Bats And what
Speaker 2: are you all up to this weekend? What have you
Speaker 2: got ahead of yourself?
Speaker 3: I've been summered back to the gym now that gym's reopened.
Speaker 3: I've kind of liked the last two and a half
Speaker 3: weeks of just being lazy every day. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2: Get into that rhythm real quick, isn't it? And how
Speaker 2: many workhouse have you done in the last couple of weeks? Three?
Speaker 3: I promised Frank, my personal trainer, that I do push
Speaker 3: ups every day. First two days I did it. I
Speaker 3: haven't done it since.
Speaker 2: So it's going to hurt today.
Speaker 3: Oh it's going to hurt.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask.
Speaker 3: I'm going to beg him for an easy entry back
Speaker 3: into day.
Speaker 2: Can I see you Monday? And he went no, but
Speaker 2: if you come in today went better for who? I
Speaker 2: don't want this? You can come round and get me.
Speaker 1: Patsy.
Speaker 2: What are you up to this week?
Speaker 4: I've got a massive weekend in our household We've got
Speaker 4: Audrey's teeenth birthday party.
Speaker 2: What's she going to be done?
Speaker 4: Oh it's insane. So her and a few girlfriends are
Speaker 4: going to get their nails done and manis and petties
Speaker 4: and then we're all taking them out for pizza. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: with the parents. So it'll be lovely. We're just really
Speaker 4: looking forward to having a birthday party.
Speaker 2: Thank god you can actually go on and she can
Speaker 2: have a proper birthday and obviously comes to us. But
Speaker 2: has she got like a main present? She's got a
Speaker 2: few Yeah, a couple of cut stuff and came.
Speaker 4: There is a bit of km under me.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that, Pert, all right, double thumbs up, Patsy,
Speaker 2: Why don't you kick us off? Then to us what
Speaker 2: you're into this week?
Speaker 4: Yes, speaking of more free time and a bit more
Speaker 4: freedom with these restrictions, easy, we can go out and
Speaker 4: do more stuff. School holidays is coming up and something
Speaker 4: on our list at the NNGV, the National Gallery of Victoria,
Speaker 4: that is my favorite.
Speaker 2: Precinct, beautiful museums. It's an amazing place. I love it.
Speaker 4: And they've got the French Impressionist series coming up, so
Speaker 4: there's about one hundred works of art from Boston that
Speaker 4: are being lent to the n GV.
Speaker 2: We'll explained to that that's not French people that do
Speaker 2: like impressions of Christopher Walking. They put their head through
Speaker 2: art frames.
Speaker 4: No ject's paintings by Money and Renoir and all those
Speaker 4: muchs Oh, you.
Speaker 2: Know he's an art fan. This just this week he
Speaker 2: was saying, now he's paying money to watch Jeff Bezos
Speaker 2: eat the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 4: Anyway, all these were a lot of them, about eighty
Speaker 4: of them haven't been seen by anyone in Australia.
Speaker 2: Incredible.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm so looking forward to this, really looking forward
Speaker 4: to it. We went and saw Van go last time
Speaker 4: it was here. It wasn't really my husband's you know.
Speaker 4: You sort of dragged him along as all right, and
Speaker 4: he loved it. He went through like twice. He loved
Speaker 4: it so much.
Speaker 2: Was he looking for the toilets where it's the gift shop?
Speaker 3: It is easy to get lost to the n GIV.
Speaker 2: It was an upstairs. Didn't know it was an upstairs, right,
Speaker 2: I was leaving and they went, did you enjoy it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: What do you think of the upstairs? But it went lovely?
Speaker 2: What is up there? They went, everything's up there. Basically,
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful music.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite places. It's onto October. And the
Speaker 4: other thing this week, Oh my goodness, the.
Speaker 2: Hand, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: It Mad's Tale finale last night. Such a musical one
Speaker 4: no no, no spoiler alerts SBS on demand. But I
Speaker 4: stumbled across a few weeks ago. There's this little it's
Speaker 4: almost like a mini book club slash podcast, and it's
Speaker 4: called One Burning Question, and the journalist is her name
Speaker 4: is Stacy Wilson, and she speaks with a couple. She
Speaker 4: sort of rotates it a couple of the stars from
Speaker 4: from the series and super Fans and they discuss the episode.
Speaker 2: That's just it.
Speaker 4: Why are you screen your face up like caep.
Speaker 2: On a podcast? Why do you want to watch people
Speaker 2: to chat about TV shows?
Speaker 3: Super Fans? Is the red flag? Yes season?
Speaker 2: And did anyone else notice the egg in it? The
Speaker 2: master said this, and yeah, keep it yourself, get it
Speaker 2: off my TV.
Speaker 4: I hear super Fan, and I hear passion, and I
Speaker 4: see passion. The ankle will love it.
Speaker 3: Check yes, tell her about it.
Speaker 6: She will love it.
Speaker 4: They're about seven eight minutes. They're really really good, like a.
Speaker 2: Little they together. I've never seen a TV show the
Speaker 2: outbreaks of five minutes during US next week. I think
Speaker 2: we've got a good two or three minutes to catch
Speaker 2: you then.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe why do they call it? It's so lame.
Speaker 2: They called it one moning question, one morning question. We
Speaker 2: get half an hour out, so it sounds it sounds great.
Speaker 4: Cobra Kai, that's so deep, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Thank you? She just told me off us.
Speaker 1: Do you know Connalls show podcast?
Speaker 2: Jack? What are you giving your double thumbs up to
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 3: Bianker and I just watched a great documentary last night
Speaker 3: on Netflix. Anything with David Attenborough in it, I'll always
Speaker 3: watch one hundred percent of the time. This is called
Speaker 3: Breaking Boundaries, and where David Addenberg has done great in
Speaker 3: the past, Animals is like his forte. It goes without
Speaker 3: saying he loves animals.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, animals in a natural world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a natural world. And now he's like doing all
Speaker 3: he can to combat climate change, which is you know,
Speaker 3: when you watch this documentary, it's on our doorstep. And
Speaker 3: this is a confronting documentary and these are hard to watch.
Speaker 3: We watch another one, another great one is an Australian
Speaker 3: made one called twenty forty about you know how urgent
Speaker 3: it is and how we really need to act straight away.
Speaker 3: They're getting more and more urgent and harder and harder
Speaker 3: to watch. But it feels like necessary viewing because we
Speaker 3: really need to know this. So even though it's frustrating
Speaker 3: and shocking the information that's in this documentary, I encourage
Speaker 3: everybody to check out Breaking Boundaries with David Attenborough on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It is necessary viewing.
Speaker 2: Jack well done. It's it's hard to say that because
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes you watch them and you feel it's
Speaker 2: hard to watch because it feels so depressive. Not what
Speaker 2: can you do? But is our responsibility to do more?
Speaker 2: And it's not too late, but we are running out
Speaker 2: of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we started a conversation even in our house
Speaker 3: about like what can we do immediately our own household
Speaker 3: to reduce our footprint on the earth. Yes, and I'm
Speaker 3: sure if you guys do it with your families as well,
Speaker 3: you'll be wanting to make changes in your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, when we come back then I'll give
Speaker 2: you a double thumb up. Everything we talk about this
Speaker 2: on any TV shows that thirty second TV show Patsy's
Speaker 2: watched at the moment you can find on us just
Speaker 2: giving it a plug, finding our Facebook page or Instagram page,
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 7: Show, Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Doing double Thumbs Up Friday when we go around the team,
Speaker 2: meet Jack and Patsy, tell you about the things we're
Speaker 2: into at the moment. All right, So last week I
Speaker 2: mentioned this new Netflix show we are watching together. We
Speaker 2: couple more episodes and it's getting better and better. I
Speaker 2: can't recommend it enough. It's Netflix. One Sweet Tooth you
Speaker 2: and be Ankle would love. It's like a sort of
Speaker 2: modern version of a fairy tale. It's really really good.
Speaker 3: I don't like fantasies, though, I think you'd like this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's magic spells and stuff.
Speaker 2: There's no magic spells. Actually, it's not about that. And also,
Speaker 2: if you really nice, if you could have an open mind.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't like superheroes or fantasy.
Speaker 2: There's none of that in this. The other thing is,
Speaker 2: if you're looking for a really really funny show, sometimes
Speaker 2: you see a comedy that really sort of surprises you.
Speaker 2: Didn't realize you're looking for someone like that. There's a
Speaker 2: new show Me and the teenagers watching it together. It's
Speaker 2: really laugh out loud funny. It's called We Are Lady Parts.
Speaker 2: It's on Stan. It's about a Muslim punk band who
Speaker 2: are trying to make it. It is the most original laugh
Speaker 2: out loud comedy I've seen in a long time. We
Speaker 2: Are Lady Parts. It's on Stan, very very funny. Are
Speaker 2: you gigging them? Because it's the saying Lady Parts up.
Speaker 2: The other thing is, if you're looking for a great
Speaker 2: book at the moment, I've finished it in two day.
Speaker 2: It's called The Plot. Same writer that wrote another novel
Speaker 2: called The Undoing, which became the big TV show with
Speaker 2: Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman. I've read it in two days,
Speaker 2: very very good. The author that if looking for a quick,
Speaker 2: easy book at the moment, that's really smart, I'm sure
Speaker 2: will be a movie. There's even this big praise for
Speaker 2: that on the back of the book by Stephen King.
Speaker 2: It's called The Plot by Gene Krara Leff. And the
Speaker 2: other thing is if you look at a someone with
Speaker 2: teenagers my daughters. I'm not allowed to watch it with
Speaker 2: them because it's their show. It'll just be weird if
Speaker 2: you're watching it with it. So goodness knows what it's about,
Speaker 2: based on a teenage novel by one of the most
Speaker 2: popular teenage novelists writers John Gray. It's called Searching for Alaska.
Speaker 2: They are tearing through that and it's rare. I love
Speaker 2: still seeing my teenage smart there a round fourteen and sixteen.
Speaker 2: They still fight sometimes. When I see them on the
Speaker 2: couch together watching their TV show together, it makes me
Speaker 2: so happy. It's rare that they both like a show together.
Speaker 2: So whatever it is they're seeing in Searching for Alaska,
Speaker 2: I can't recommend it enough. Those are mine.
Speaker 1: This week the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're about to speak to someone who we first spoke
Speaker 2: to when we started the show in the New Year,
Speaker 2: and when we came back in January. I was asking
Speaker 2: if any of you had a New Year's resolution that
Speaker 2: you really wanted to now. I didn't set the time
Speaker 2: what the idea was. And the company called in and
Speaker 2: on the first big of the called in was a
Speaker 2: lady called Tracy, and she said she want to lose
Speaker 2: a bit of weight like all of us in Lockdown,
Speaker 2: so that she can actually get up on a surfboard.
Speaker 2: She wants to be surfing on her fiftieth which is
Speaker 2: next weekend. And so I then told her what the
Speaker 2: idea was that you know a lot of people when
Speaker 2: they they take on a New Year's resolution, they have
Speaker 2: a rough time actually committing to it. My idea was,
Speaker 2: whatever your news resolution is, would you have it written
Speaker 2: all over your car so you're really accountable to strangers,
Speaker 2: you know? And Tracy went, well, she did think about
Speaker 2: it for about five seconds. Now went I'm in I
Speaker 2: really do want to do this. So on her car,
Speaker 2: which isn't a small car, it's a Toyota land Cruiser
Speaker 2: that is a big car written all over it was
Speaker 2: the catchphrase that we came up with with you guys
Speaker 2: dropped ten to hang ten and Tracy's on the line.
Speaker 2: Now we've got some good news for Tracy.
Speaker 8: I'm not here.
Speaker 9: I mean, I haven't even said all and I'm pacing.
Speaker 9: It's just been amazing Christians.
Speaker 8: I've had people waving, bipping, honking, winding down their windows
Speaker 8: when I've had a really bad day and they've went
Speaker 8: down their windows and they've gone get a I've heard
Speaker 8: you on the radio.
Speaker 9: I think I know you, but I really don't.
Speaker 8: You've got this, darling.
Speaker 9: I honestly didn't think that I would get the response
Speaker 9: that I have been getting with the.
Speaker 2: Car, so lovely to hear this is brilliant. Thanks to
Speaker 2: everyone who's been doing that for Teresy as well. What
Speaker 2: lovely listeners we have that they've been doing that for you.
Speaker 2: I love that and has it helped?
Speaker 9: Look, it really has you walk out every day you
Speaker 9: see the car and you go, yep, I'm on this.
Speaker 9: And with this realization that it is achievable, it's now
Speaker 9: a continuation and inspiration.
Speaker 2: Awesome. I'm so pleased you're doing so well, and so
Speaker 2: I know Next weekend's the big fiftieth. One thing that
Speaker 2: we just like to do for you and your family
Speaker 2: is we'd love to shout you and ten mates and
Speaker 2: all your family to take you down to Urban Surf.
Speaker 2: We'll get you all dinner down there tomorrow night, a
Speaker 2: week before you hit fifty, and they are guaranteeing that
Speaker 2: they will get you up. You will be surfing in
Speaker 2: front of all your family and friends a week before
Speaker 2: your fiftieth. That's on us, Tracy. That's it's all booked out.
Speaker 2: There's no one else allowed in there. It's just like
Speaker 2: a private sort of surf party for you and your mates.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm not I'm gonna cry. You don't
Speaker 9: make my mistah run god oh no, oh oh god
Speaker 9: if I cry.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: Well, Tracy is just like it's just a little early
Speaker 2: birthday president from us. You've done so well and you're
Speaker 2: such a great sport in January saying do it. And
Speaker 2: I remember like your teenagers obviously they were not getting
Speaker 2: the car with you because obviously that was written around
Speaker 2: the size of it top ten to hang ten. My
Speaker 2: kids don't want to get in the car with anywhere,
Speaker 2: and we're going anywhere near school. So but you've done it,
Speaker 2: and it's so hard for us to do that. So
Speaker 2: you're awesome, and I think it's great. A week before
Speaker 2: your birthday in front of all your family and friends,
Speaker 2: you're going to have a few beers and they can
Speaker 2: all toast you. You're going to be up, you'll be surfing,
Speaker 2: You'll get the hero shot you deserve.
Speaker 10: Do you know what.
Speaker 2: There'd be so many people listening to this who you'll
Speaker 2: inspire them to do something like this. So you've done
Speaker 2: a lot for everybody. So I really hope you enjoy
Speaker 2: tomorrow night, week before you're fiftieth, you're up there with
Speaker 2: all your family and friends, having a couple of drinks
Speaker 2: on us and something to eat as well. So enjoy it.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much. You've got no idea. Things like
Speaker 9: this don't happen to people like me, and all it
Speaker 9: was was one little phone call and my stars aligned
Speaker 9: and bingo.
Speaker 2: You'd been awesome. It's been a joy having you on
Speaker 2: the show the last couple of months and I'm really
Speaker 2: I'm really proud of you. Honestly, you should be really
Speaker 2: proud of yourself. Enjoy tomorrow night.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much for everything. I really oh, I'm
Speaker 9: I'm lost for words. I really do appreciate it. Thank
Speaker 9: you so much.
Speaker 2: A pleasure, all right, enjoy tomorrow night. Take care, Tracy,
Speaker 2: well done, You're awesome.
Speaker 11: Thank you well.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Urban Surf for haw up in
Speaker 2: our Tracy out as well. Urban Surf Melbourne Australia's first
Speaker 2: surf park with perfect waves for every level of surfing.
Speaker 2: You can book your sessions now, make sure you thank
Speaker 2: them as well if you do do. That's an amazing place.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: In the studio with Me is a bandwagon in a bright,
Speaker 2: aggressive orange Holland football kit. Jack post before. No, you
Speaker 2: never won it before. I could tell it's brand new.
Speaker 2: It's so new. They're playing right now at the part
Speaker 2: of the European Championships and winning. Are they to nil up?
Speaker 3: There's only a minute ago two nil up against the
Speaker 3: great footballing nation of Austria.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, giants. You have never mentioned the Holland team
Speaker 2: once in three years? Have I not? Patsy, have you
Speaker 2: ever heard you mentioned or even his any sort of
Speaker 2: connection with that country.
Speaker 3: My grandparents from the motherland of my dad is a
Speaker 3: strong Dutch supporter. I thought I always talked about the
Speaker 3: dough and always, But.
Speaker 2: Now having that season, you now gone to another hemisphere
Speaker 2: and another code of sports.
Speaker 3: I thought I always mentioned.
Speaker 2: No, no, you must have forgotten. That is brand new.
Speaker 2: I mean perhapsing that orange is so harsh, isn't it?
Speaker 4: That used to be our primary school school colors and
Speaker 4: black ye.
Speaker 2: Doesn't really go with any names or absolutely nothing. But
Speaker 2: you went into Neil all right, some of your emails
Speaker 2: are coming overnight. L all right, late's the party, the
Speaker 2: home of all your emails to the show Christian in
Speaker 2: the gang. Gooday, you were talking yesterday about going out
Speaker 2: to buy milk and then getting something else bigger. One
Speaker 2: day after I finished work, I was meant to buy milk,
Speaker 2: but on the way out I heard some guy talking
Speaker 2: the radio that if you buy a slam of Gym Beam,
Speaker 2: you get a goat for free. What so I've bought
Speaker 2: five slams of Jim Beam. I end up having that
Speaker 2: goat for three years? What you was this? These are
Speaker 2: all the questions I emailed it back late yes Eve
Speaker 2: before going to bed. I was like, Tony, could you
Speaker 2: tell me what year? Where are you? Kind? Just three lines?
Speaker 2: Isn't enough?
Speaker 3: And are they at the bottle ough? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are they just like enough goats there? You know? Buy
Speaker 2: the slabs of Jim Bean? She literally? And also what
Speaker 2: genius of Jim Beam? Hey, that's marketing. If we said,
Speaker 2: if you if you managed to convert a friend of
Speaker 2: yours from another breakfast show to this show, we'll give
Speaker 2: you a free goat.
Speaker 3: You would do it?
Speaker 2: Are there any goat farmers listening? Can we have some
Speaker 2: of your goats? What? When did Jim team? Can we
Speaker 2: look into this? This is one of the greatest marketing ideas.
Speaker 2: It's genius.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I read it covered on someone who went and thinking,
Speaker 2: have I missed something else, meant to buy milk my
Speaker 2: way on the radio, I heard some guy saying, if
Speaker 2: you buy a slab of jim bean, you get a
Speaker 2: goat for free, or vice versa. So if you get
Speaker 2: the goat, you get a slab of jim bean for free.
Speaker 2: So bought five slabs, so technically to five gasts or
Speaker 2: what is it five slabs? So many questions, Tony Woodrow.
Speaker 2: We ended up having one of those goats for three years.
Speaker 2: Good times, Tony. Christian. My name is Joshua and I'm
Speaker 2: eight years old. No, I love it, Joshua, Joshua, this
Speaker 2: is that's the only sort of the age you're at
Speaker 2: now is the only time you tell people how old
Speaker 2: you are. I don't email anyone. Go my name is Christian,
Speaker 2: I'm forty eight. I'm halfway dead, Joshua. A lovely email.
Speaker 2: I me emailing email. Went out for milk, came back
Speaker 2: with yesterday. We were talking in show. We went to
Speaker 2: Big w with my grandma and aunts a few years
Speaker 2: ago for the newspaper. It's a bit of a trip
Speaker 2: to go to the newspaper, isn't it. Going to park
Speaker 2: up Que with all the other people and they came
Speaker 2: out were two years worth of Christmas and Birthday presents. Joshua,
Speaker 2: thank you very much your email. Christian and I went
Speaker 2: out for Christmas cards in the post Christmas house, buying
Speaker 2: your head for the next year in order to save money.
Speaker 2: That is tie, isn't it that sort of thing? I
Speaker 2: bet you do that.
Speaker 4: Patsy do not know I've given up doing Christy cards now?
Speaker 4: Does anyone sending Christy card still?
Speaker 2: No? While I was there, I bought a trampoline. I
Speaker 2: funny thing was I had to sit on it while
Speaker 2: I went to my husband and come and get me.
Speaker 2: That's from Cowen. This is an amazing story. I heard
Speaker 2: you yesterday morning talking about Jack told you that you
Speaker 2: can buy shops for sale on gum Tree.
Speaker 3: Saw a hair salon in an Indian restaurant on sale
Speaker 3: for gum Tree.
Speaker 2: I had to giggle because at the moment I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sell my business on gum Tree. I'm just not
Speaker 2: really getting anywhere my colonic irrigation business. Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 2: had to pull the advert too many time wasters. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to hear that. I'm sorry here that pranksters are
Speaker 2: out there. You know, people like Jack late now after
Speaker 2: cutlor beers asking it the bum business is, how might
Speaker 2: do that tonight after too? If you guys got an
Speaker 2: advice or you're interested in buying it in all seriouses,
Speaker 2: can you help me out? It's a very niche business.
Speaker 2: You're right, Julie, I think we could all agree it's
Speaker 2: a niche business. But it is a business.
Speaker 3: How do you get into it in the first place?
Speaker 2: Well, lubrication and buy me a drink?
Speaker 3: And then who's surfing gum tree going? I've always thought
Speaker 3: of a creer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're really interested in getting into that kind
Speaker 2: of business, you're not just going on gum tree as
Speaker 2: your kind of entry point to the colonic industry.
Speaker 3: You have the tubes, do you have the pumps?
Speaker 2: You know, like we would do all this great work
Speaker 2: for Kangon and they really can help people with free teeth.
Speaker 2: It's then you must have to You can't just buy
Speaker 2: the business then start operating. Please tell me, please tell
Speaker 2: me right, there is some kind of training or tape
Speaker 2: to go into the bum business.
Speaker 3: If you rock up and they say this is my
Speaker 3: first day, I just bought the business own gum tree,
Speaker 3: you're walking straight out.
Speaker 2: Let me assure you I'm just gonna be watching a
Speaker 2: YouTube video and pausing its shows. I didn't realize you
Speaker 2: in that Holland football shirt was the whole show today.
Speaker 3: Oh it's the shirt I'm wearing, right, Okay, I thought
Speaker 3: I got nothing to change it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that it was just the thing you
Speaker 2: were doing while they're playing. So we've got to do
Speaker 2: you being so orange. You look like your ushering children
Speaker 2: across a busy road outside of school, like a really
Speaker 2: shifty one. Yes, it's so bright, all right, Friday morning.
Speaker 2: So we've done a thing on a Friday before where
Speaker 2: we haven't done it in ages. Actually, we still love
Speaker 2: doing this called Snack Genius, where each week we would
Speaker 2: road test some of your crazy snacks that you make,
Speaker 2: where you know, it's a unique kind of food, combination
Speaker 2: of things that wouldn't normally go together, but we test
Speaker 2: out to see if it works. This week we were
Speaker 2: talking about when we're doing the eighties early eighties and
Speaker 2: the letter ff, how do we get into milo sandwich?
Speaker 2: Great question?
Speaker 4: Hi, Yeah, I used to come home and make one
Speaker 4: before I watched Fraggle Rock, Dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, Fraggle Rock, I'm trying to do it. Five degrees
Speaker 2: of this show. Sometimes it goes all over the place. Yes,
Speaker 2: Fraggle Rock is what led us to hearing about Patsy's sandwich.
Speaker 2: And loads of you then were calling in saying about
Speaker 2: what was the sandwich you made when you came home
Speaker 2: from school? Some of them sounded discussed, and some of
Speaker 2: them actually sounded really nice. So we're going to try
Speaker 2: them out. We'll bringing back a special version of Snack Genius.
Speaker 2: Normally it would open like this.
Speaker 12: Snacks Genius, Snack Strange food combinations, ship senor ice cream
Speaker 12: sharp clad in your bacon.
Speaker 2: However, it's a very different version. Have a listen to this.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 5: Sandwich Glory is sandwich ter school combinations.
Speaker 3: Shit with your ice.
Speaker 2: Cream with your bacon? All right, Sandwich Genius the school special.
Speaker 2: Three sandwiches to try out. First of all, the lady
Speaker 2: that started all this, Patsy, take us through. Then the
Speaker 2: ingredients to your mouth watering Milo moments.
Speaker 4: It's very simple. You've got to have very fresh white bread,
Speaker 4: preferably toast, lashings of margarine, not butter, and then look,
Speaker 4: the sky's the limit, as much limit as much on
Speaker 4: Milo as you like on it. Really, we used to
Speaker 4: put about I reckon.
Speaker 2: Half a cup. No, you really didn't.
Speaker 4: My mother used to go off and then you squish
Speaker 4: it together. It's all lovely and soft. You mustn't cut
Speaker 4: it and then just fang into it.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so hey Brady, we are we live on
Speaker 2: Instagram right now. No, he's just film, and that just
Speaker 2: for his personal record. Also, we've got expensive film, you know,
Speaker 2: actual cameras. Why is he just in with his iPhone?
Speaker 2: You asked him a coming in film. I think he
Speaker 2: just thinks you want it for your own personal things.
Speaker 2: Practicing it with an iPhone. It's one of the listeners
Speaker 2: is coming just to get a bit. Please get a
Speaker 2: proper camera next to guys. Just the illusion that people care.
Speaker 2: O god, this is being filmed in an iPhone.
Speaker 3: Huh. I'm biding into the mouth warpning milo moment.
Speaker 2: Enjoy, thank you, fang away as perhaps he said fang away,
Speaker 2: I was gonna put this on because the sounds someone
Speaker 2: eating as a vaulting on the radio. He is grimmacy.
Speaker 2: He is too dry. It looks so horribly from water producers.
Speaker 2: We need water, We need the water. Put the iPhone down, Brad,
Speaker 2: I like a check. It looks revolt but it's so dry.
Speaker 2: I don't crude here. It looks like someone smeared a
Speaker 2: cat mess in there and put it in between two.
Speaker 3: Like the Sala troulee.
Speaker 4: Maybe they haven't got the consistency of the margin they have.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it looks awful. Pats, all right? What if producers
Speaker 2: don't it bothering?
Speaker 3: I can't need the next one.
Speaker 2: Your mouth waters behind you. Apparently no producer. Tom's running
Speaker 2: in with water right now. The scenes here down there?
Speaker 3: Two out of ten?
Speaker 2: Yeah, where'd you drive next? Timan trying is snag in
Speaker 2: a bag. This came for one of our listeners who
Speaker 2: texted in sausage roll, hot dog bun, source of your choice.
Speaker 2: You put the hot sausage roll inside the white bread roll,
Speaker 2: and then you put some choice in it that is unnecessary.
Speaker 3: It looks awful.
Speaker 2: That is the sort of thing maybe at midnight when
Speaker 2: you've had a skime for past seven in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's horrific. If you're trying this at home kids this weekend,
Speaker 2: you get a white bread roll and then it's a
Speaker 2: giant sausage roll heated up in there.
Speaker 3: The thing about a sausage roll is they already got
Speaker 3: the ratio correct between pastry and sausage.
Speaker 2: You don't need any more food sandwich school special of
Speaker 2: slack genius. He's liking that one, neon holing it. Do
Speaker 2: we get any movement? Oh, it's going to take old
Speaker 2: baby birda watch. Digestis now I forgot the slow eateries?
Speaker 2: Have you got baby teeth? You break up your food?
Speaker 2: Where are your canines? And incisus drinking back into the water.
Speaker 2: Now this is going to finish shack off for the
Speaker 2: rest of the show. It's got to go home. Have
Speaker 2: we got a medical bay here? Remember at school, we're
Speaker 2: to go and lie down. Actually, you're seriously a right
Speaker 2: to do the way to bigger bart. You took two,
Speaker 2: all right, but pretty good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you like your bread? Oh no, seven out
Speaker 3: of ten? Yeah, pretty good?
Speaker 2: All right? Now the last one we've got here, what's
Speaker 2: this one? Silty plums? This came from one of you.
Speaker 10: Has to be salted vinegar chips and plum and strawberry jam.
Speaker 10: You've got to have that combination. Plaintips just doesn't give
Speaker 10: you the flagger and you still get the crunch. But yeah,
Speaker 10: the plumbing strawberry jam is also burners jack.
Speaker 3: You ready ready to bite in.
Speaker 2: Okay, ten scenes here in the studio. You're catching us
Speaker 2: on that iPhone. Yeah, history needs this preserved brother ocain
Speaker 2: straight to the museum or radio, just to give us
Speaker 2: a quick word. Okay, the way go through your col on. Okay,
Speaker 2: just go, master chef, you'd be the worst judge. Give
Speaker 2: him half an hour and let you know what he
Speaker 2: thinks of this once he's digested it, grapped it out.
Speaker 3: Ten.
Speaker 2: Okay, So salty plums is ten out of ten if
Speaker 2: you want to try it.
Speaker 10: This weekend has to be salted vinegar chips and plum
Speaker 10: and strawberry jam. You've got to have that combination. Plain
Speaker 10: chips just doesn't give you the flagger and you still
Speaker 10: get the crunch. But yeah, the plumbing strawberry jam is
Speaker 10: also bonus.
Speaker 2: That's listener, Andrew. You don't worry about chatting this link.
Speaker 2: He's actually gone back in to eat some more.
Speaker 1: Play Christian Shoe Podcast.
Speaker 2: Whenever we do, snack Genius always amazed that people actually
Speaker 2: contact me wanting the ingredients instructions, like a proper menu recipe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's only other there's only ever one step, and that's
Speaker 2: what snack Genius should only ever be if it's more
Speaker 2: than two steps, don't bother ever sending your recipes in
Speaker 2: Christian the chip and jam ten out of ten? Is
Speaker 2: that it? In the sandwich?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it, white bread sol rinding your chips, plumb
Speaker 3: and strawberry jam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Knock off Friday, not off Friday. He
Speaker 2: caught us up, and I thought sometimes then for some
Speaker 2: reason this week, the phone number is confusing me. Those
Speaker 2: digits in that order.
Speaker 3: It was getting that fax machine, I think, and throwing
Speaker 3: in a new It.
Speaker 2: Was there's no room for a new number of lives.
Speaker 2: It's rid of that. It's like when an online thing
Speaker 2: asked you for a new password. I haven't got the
Speaker 2: energy in my life for another password. Dying for four
Speaker 2: one four three produces, do not ever give me another number?
Speaker 2: In this show, okay, not go Friday. We ask you
Speaker 2: what tell me you're knocking off today? I tell me
Speaker 2: finishing work, downing tools. And then what's your high out
Speaker 2: of the weekend? The weekend? For me, it's all about tonight.
Speaker 2: We must call tonight. Dad's got this. My wife is
Speaker 2: going away until tomorrow afternoon. Right in our house.
Speaker 5: This is like.
Speaker 2: And if my wife pulled me aside yesterday and went,
Speaker 2: have you know this? Do we need a babysitter for
Speaker 2: the kids? Also been working with you at times with
Speaker 2: you to raise these children. They're fourteen and sixteen. We've
Speaker 2: got them together this far. She's like, you got this
Speaker 2: because Friday and also Friday night for the kids, end
Speaker 2: of the term today for them is Shenanigans. And that's
Speaker 2: why she spooks. And even I'm like, have I got this?
Speaker 3: Because there's two of them on two of them, and
Speaker 3: then's so bloody smart and I'm so thick.
Speaker 2: Child one right there, almost seventeen year old, that's the
Speaker 2: one who's got Shnanigan's plany tonight. You just dropped me
Speaker 2: off here. Then where we go I don't know. We're
Speaker 2: going somewhere else. And then we're going somewhere else, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh this somewhere else. I got.
Speaker 3: Dad's got this.
Speaker 2: Sure if I get this Child one. That's why I
Speaker 2: call my kids and mother learning in her names. I go,
Speaker 2: child one, come here, Child two, Child one, the almost
Speaker 2: seventeen year old, right she's after school, she's got all
Speaker 2: her clothes ready, she's getting changed at another friend's house.
Speaker 2: Are all going back there? Shenanigans. She said, can you
Speaker 2: turn up at five o'clock. One of her friends is
Speaker 2: her birthday today, Right, she's bought She's bought her mate
Speaker 2: a nice orchard in a pot. Okay, posh friends around
Speaker 2: our way? She said, can you bring the orchid? Can
Speaker 2: you bring the orchid? Wait, get load of this. Bring
Speaker 2: the orchid at five o'clock. Leave it on the doorstep.
Speaker 2: Do not do not ring the doorbell, because once I
Speaker 2: roll the door, right, and they don't invite me for drinks, Right,
Speaker 2: I end up staying for six hours. Ruby went home. Right,
Speaker 2: I can stay. His exacution, do not bring the doorbell,
Speaker 2: Get in the car, get out of there. Text me
Speaker 2: saying the orchid is on the doorsteps. Fight the orchid
Speaker 2: is on the doorstep. The eagles fly upside down in
Speaker 2: the summer. Then come back at seven o'clock to take
Speaker 2: us to a restaurant for dinner, and then I'll be
Speaker 2: back around you pick me up somewhere at midnight. This
Speaker 2: mysterious couple of hours.
Speaker 3: Again, don't be seen. Come and pick us up wearing
Speaker 3: black cloak while you drive.
Speaker 2: Wait around the corner. So, yeah, Dad's in charge. It's
Speaker 2: all about this Friday that night. Thank you. If I'm
Speaker 2: not here Monday, you know it's all about what went
Speaker 2: down Shenanigans. Jackie boy, what's the knock off? Friday few?
Speaker 3: We're going to buy a knife after the show?
Speaker 2: Do you mean a knife? You don't just no, one
Speaker 2: says I go to buy knife? Who are you poor at?
Speaker 2: Nanny by knife? Going to my knight. I'm here to
Speaker 2: my knife. Do you have knife?
Speaker 3: We're actually not looking for a knife set. We're looking
Speaker 3: for one knife, one powerful man cutting knife.
Speaker 2: What's you up to? Is it cooking?
Speaker 3: Cooking with you?
Speaker 2: What the hepsays might be up to getting into some
Speaker 2: sort of husband and wife knife throwing out to the weekends,
Speaker 2: whatever gets your rocks off.
Speaker 3: So the argument at the moment banker wants to go
Speaker 3: to the high end chef's hat where you get the
Speaker 3: good stuff. I just want to go to DFO places
Speaker 3: plastic with sales signs that face.
Speaker 2: It's got nine thousand pots of pants to him, griddles everywhere.
Speaker 2: You can just about squeeze into the taill there where
Speaker 2: it's just like the back. What a great way to
Speaker 2: do your shot. Why not bring all the crap you've
Speaker 2: got out of the back and just put it in
Speaker 2: the front, like the shop the warehouse.
Speaker 3: If you want to buy stuff, you gotta collect more
Speaker 3: things on your way to the register to get there.
Speaker 2: So you go into that place, they're like you're yellow
Speaker 2: with like big shop Happy ninety nine point nine. It
Speaker 2: seems good because it's cheap, So she's obviously one. You're
Speaker 2: going to get a high end chefs.
Speaker 3: Now that argument is still go on going.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Knock Off Friday, where you call her something, you chice
Speaker 2: what time you're knocking off today and then once your
Speaker 2: high the weekend. A lot of people, a lot of
Speaker 2: guy he's very excited when they hair that Jackie boy
Speaker 2: is heading out to my a really good kitchen night today.
Speaker 2: And I just remembered a couple of years ago, I
Speaker 2: was interviewing Gordon Ramsey and when he came in we
Speaker 2: were doing some on the show and he had a
Speaker 2: we had a just a cheap kitchen knife to use
Speaker 2: and he was moaning about how crap the kitchen knife was.
Speaker 2: How do you know a good one? So the two
Speaker 2: things you need to look for, Joe, all right, First
Speaker 2: one is the tang the what the tang is the
Speaker 2: bit of the blade that goes into the handle. You know,
Speaker 2: there's a bit that's sometimes in, yes, And the more
Speaker 2: it continues in, the more better balancing grip you get
Speaker 2: in your hand. So your sound good and you go
Speaker 2: in there going good tang on this. The other thing
Speaker 2: is is you need to be able to balance it.
Speaker 2: You should be to balance the blade midway through on
Speaker 2: your finger. A good blade you literally to hold it
Speaker 2: like that and it will balance on its flat side, right, okay,
Speaker 2: So wear the handle like a seesaw. Midway through the blade.
Speaker 2: You should be to hold it like the flat side
Speaker 2: down midway through the blade you should, but not the
Speaker 2: sharp bit, you know, if you laid it down flats
Speaker 2: like that. This is the blade that's a bit like this.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a demonstration. Now we should work one of
Speaker 2: those those demonstration things. And then you should be to
Speaker 2: balance it so as I a see.
Speaker 3: Okay, So nothing about sharpness.
Speaker 2: Or they're all going to be sharp. And then the
Speaker 2: other thing is the role. So when you put the
Speaker 2: other tip of the blade down, then you roll it
Speaker 2: down like that when you're chopping up stuff.
Speaker 3: Let's just say I don't know how to do that fast.
Speaker 2: Yes, how do they do that? Wish someone could show me?
Speaker 2: All right, so remember the tang? Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 2: go to lines now not called Friday?
Speaker 11: Ian, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Patsy and Jess.
Speaker 2: We we're fuddy tanged up? And Ian, what's not called
Speaker 2: Friday for you?
Speaker 11: I knocked off thirty seven minutes ago at seven o'clock
Speaker 11: this morning.
Speaker 2: Good man? You worked there in the night shift somewhere.
Speaker 11: Yeah, HK, night shift.
Speaker 2: Well done, buddy. And what's your highlight this weekend?
Speaker 11: I sitting on the couch eating a lot of popcorn
Speaker 11: with my son watching the new edition of The Justice League,
Speaker 11: which goes for four hours?
Speaker 3: Awesome?
Speaker 2: Awesome? Are you going to have a break in between that?
Speaker 2: Four hours is a long old hold, Yeah, we'll do.
Speaker 11: It's on two DVDs on two disks, yep. The actors
Speaker 11: actually complained that the original was too compressed, so they
Speaker 11: remade it with added stuff into it to make it
Speaker 11: go for four hours.
Speaker 2: Now, so yes, added stuff into it. I think that's
Speaker 2: what they talk about in the movie game as well.
Speaker 2: In between discs, you're gonna have a break then on
Speaker 2: you go for a walk? Four hours? How long time?
Speaker 2: We sat on the couch toilet. Yeah okay, well we
Speaker 2: didn't need the detail about that, but yeah, thank you
Speaker 2: Ian for taking us to exactly how the four hours
Speaker 2: are going to go. H Ian, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Enjoy that too, disc Special.
Speaker 11: The two guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Catherine, Good morning. I installed trapped to the phone system. Catherine.
Speaker 13: Hi, I'm knocking off at three forty five and I'm
Speaker 13: retiring never going back to work.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Do do work know this? Or you're just sad enough
Speaker 2: you had run those weeks. One of us keeps telling
Speaker 2: us that he's going to retire at thirty three most Fridays, after.
Speaker 13: Everybody knows, everybody knows everybody.
Speaker 2: You guys know, Patsy, Why is it the news she's
Speaker 2: retiring today? Three forty five? And what are you retiring from?
Speaker 13: I work on a school crossing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were they going to need someone to carry on
Speaker 2: to and now you've got replacement if you trained up
Speaker 2: your protege.
Speaker 14: Well, not my worry.
Speaker 2: Once you down that old big stack, you don't care.
Speaker 3: It's not my problem.
Speaker 2: The carful brats.
Speaker 13: When I pull out those flags today, there no looking back.
Speaker 2: And Louise, you're just taking off into the sunset.
Speaker 13: I'm sail into the sunset or.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what is your choice? With there? We're going to
Speaker 2: a sunset night? And how dang how are you going
Speaker 2: to celebrate retiring?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I'm they're throwing me morning tea this morning, so I
Speaker 13: mean morning tea tea well alcohol free job, unfortunately, drossing kiss.
Speaker 2: I think if you just lead the boots into at
Speaker 2: least three when you say you're retiring, are they saying
Speaker 2: it's time for you to go? Okay?
Speaker 13: Oh no, hopefully I'll be able to go overseas one day.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, awesome, Well, enjoy your yes, where are we
Speaker 2: going with this one? They enjoy your retirement At three
Speaker 2: forty five, Catherin, We're going to send you one of
Speaker 2: our lidless stignes as a retirement.
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, bye bye, now bye, have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Happy retirement.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Turn out for standby Band, where you call us up
Speaker 2: and you tell us the song that you're secretly embarrassed
Speaker 2: to make you like. We hear all the different songs
Speaker 2: we've got ours, and then we picked one of them
Speaker 2: and in the next half an hour, we'll play it
Speaker 2: stam by your bad.
Speaker 5: Don't be a shamed you like them just because the
Speaker 5: world don't understand.
Speaker 2: The Other Tree is the song that we play from
Speaker 2: all your different songs that you call us up and
Speaker 2: tell us about the secretly embossed to me, You're not
Speaker 2: pay one of them. Jack then does an acoustic comor
Speaker 2: version of it. This time last week, the song we
Speaker 2: went for was the seminole Scapman, I'm a Scatman. Smart
Speaker 2: you think gold classics and anything? Scapman A big your Wait,
Speaker 2: what would this sound like in an EMTVOS styling? Because
Speaker 2: you are all thinking that I know you are. This
Speaker 2: is another Jack post masterpiece Hard to Do.
Speaker 3: It's actually a very beautiful song, scat Man. It's the
Speaker 3: story of how Scatman John battled with a stutter and
Speaker 3: then he used scatting to overcome his stutter. The lyrics
Speaker 3: in Scapman I'm a scap Man are about the stutter.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Have you seen that beautiful documentary?
Speaker 2: It's a one part thing. I think it's on SBS
Speaker 2: and it's like there's in Melbourne. There's a school here
Speaker 2: that revolutionized how people's stutters can overcome it within a
Speaker 2: couple of hours. At the end of the documentary, they're
Speaker 2: all getting up in front of classrooms and doing talks
Speaker 2: like their idea of head is getting up and speak
Speaker 2: in front of people. I think it's called School of Stutter.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 2: It's only like an hour and a half. It will
Speaker 2: reduce you to tears. It's so beautiful, the joy at
Speaker 2: the end of These people are doing what they thought
Speaker 2: was impossible. But yeah, it's a school out here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's changed all over the world. Anyway, Let's hear the
Speaker 2: acoustic version of them Scatman John. Now we own story
Speaker 2: of the song.
Speaker 3: I'm a scat man. Skipper did.
Speaker 5: Don't?
Speaker 1: Skipper did?
Speaker 3: Don't? Everybody says the scatman study, Buddy doesn't stutter anything. No,
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 1: Stutter and scat.
Speaker 2: Is the same thing.
Speaker 9: Be up ba butter ba ba ba bottom.
Speaker 3: That well the scatman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually is brilliant.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You should be really proud of that. That is gold
Speaker 2: plus a billion.
Speaker 3: It was a privileged to tell Scatman John's story.
Speaker 2: Thank you for doing that. All right, So this week's
Speaker 2: songs and me, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. I'm
Speaker 2: back into this. Good Vibrations won the fighters that the
Speaker 2: UFC used this as a walk out music. When I
Speaker 2: was watching it on Sunday, what a good time. This
Speaker 2: is good vibrations and a good time with Marky Mark
Speaker 2: and the Funky Bunch. When I played a bit this Monday,
Speaker 2: it not even said it's not Mark Wahlburg, it's Donnie's brother.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: The clue is in the title. All Right, you see
Speaker 2: the people texting in game, there's Donny Warlburg. It's called
Speaker 2: Marky Mark signifying there's a Mark somewhere in the mix,
Speaker 2: the mark being Mark Warburg.
Speaker 3: Mark's upfront, He's upfront.
Speaker 2: It's all Mark. He's the guy. He's bringing the good vibrations. However,
Speaker 2: Johnny war Book isn't it. I think he got confused
Speaker 2: because in this rap, about the three minute mark, he
Speaker 2: goes Donnie D break it down, saying saying, you, brother,
Speaker 2: you can have a little bit here. This is that
Speaker 2: bit where Donny breaks it down. Break it down, Donny
Speaker 2: need break it down. It's a family affair. This is
Speaker 2: donniy d breaking it down. He's on the backup.
Speaker 3: I'm in your backup.
Speaker 2: I know you play, Donny, You're in the back up.
Speaker 2: There's only one Warburg in this family. Mark you Mark
Speaker 2: front the house.
Speaker 3: I love the idea that Donny bought his lyrics for
Speaker 3: his rap to Mark. He's like, let me just change.
Speaker 3: It's just going to make you in the back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so people know that I'm at the front, Markey, Mark
Speaker 3: at the front.
Speaker 2: So Johnny's going, you know, because a lot of people
Speaker 2: just think it's just you. No, no, no, You're in
Speaker 2: the song. You're singing it with me.
Speaker 15: Break down.
Speaker 2: This is a drum machine. Where's Johnny breaking it down.
Speaker 7: On the.
Speaker 2: This is so bad, but I love this song. I
Speaker 2: actually went down a worm holiday watched the video so nineties.
Speaker 2: It's so cheap and basic. All right, Jackie boy, what's yours?
Speaker 2: Stand by your band?
Speaker 3: I love to listen to this song in the bath
Speaker 3: with the lights out. It's in your only time.
Speaker 1: I don't know this.
Speaker 2: I don't know any part of this, the story leading
Speaker 2: into it. And you're a lady at a spar Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is such a beautiful, powerful song.
Speaker 1: This is awful.
Speaker 3: You're crazy, You've actually gone crazy?
Speaker 2: Any any feels to me like Lord of the rings.
Speaker 2: I see orcs, I see mountains.
Speaker 3: I franchise, there's well respected and love.
Speaker 2: Over long and this is unnecessary. Shut the scene again.
Speaker 2: You're in the bath light. I bet those candles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next time I'm going to put some down.
Speaker 2: Add a candle to the party.
Speaker 3: Jack in the dark, I'll shuffer all of your in
Speaker 3: your's greatest hits.
Speaker 2: What you shuffle? Yeah, all her hits? What there's only
Speaker 2: an Orno co flow.
Speaker 3: She's got more sell away this one.
Speaker 2: Shoveling away in the dark in the bar.
Speaker 10: Damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a life of regrets.
Speaker 3: There's still time, It's still time to have that bath
Speaker 3: with the candle. It just feels like I arrived at
Speaker 3: a spa great what a what a great day. But
Speaker 3: this that kind of music that's in the background, what's
Speaker 3: this called only time?
Speaker 1: Beautiful?
Speaker 2: All right? So stand by your band? This, this in
Speaker 2: a nutshell sums up? This is my one. What a song?
Speaker 2: Johnny doesn't speak. Yeah, if you hang around waiting for later,
Speaker 2: Donny d break it down, break it down, don't even
Speaker 2: breaking it down. And then there's Jackie Boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours is popcorn stuff. This is a real dramatic film.
Speaker 2: My sparser furious, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Stamby your band.
Speaker 2: Don't be a.
Speaker 5: Shamed you like them just because the world don't understand.
Speaker 2: Calls confessions ninety four one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: What is that song that you only listen to? Myself?
Speaker 2: You call us up to us a song your secretly
Speaker 2: bound to make you like?
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 2: This week I brought in Mucky Mark and the funk
Speaker 2: b good vibrations? What as on a different flavors? Completely
Speaker 2: chat post.
Speaker 3: Again in your Only Time. I shouldn't be embarrassed to
Speaker 3: say a great song.
Speaker 2: I should embarrassed and ashamed. Christian, I love that in
Speaker 2: your song. It's the very song my wife and I
Speaker 2: walked down the art and when we got married. Mike, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go and see what your songs are
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three. Let's Jamie, Jamie,
Speaker 2: one of guys, Jamie, what's your song every night?
Speaker 14: Well, I'll play Mulan be a man.
Speaker 2: This is a This is an amazing song. This is
Speaker 2: one hundred percent guaranteed banger. Want a scene the kitchen
Speaker 2: as well? Chopping the onions?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm going to crack this up
Speaker 2: tonight as well. This is a brilliant song.
Speaker 3: That's a great song if you're doing a workout or run.
Speaker 3: When I was used to be a runner. Are you
Speaker 3: sure I used to put Milan was on my running playlist?
Speaker 2: He always surprised me. You're an enigmama baked in Enigma juice.
Speaker 3: That's such a powerful song, Jamie, great choice.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 2: Work out to it, run to it. It's a Swiss
Speaker 2: Army and I O songs. Jamie. Have a nice weekend.
Speaker 2: Thanks you cool buddy. Kelly, Good morning Money. Hi, I'm
Speaker 2: good Kelly. How are you having a good week? What's
Speaker 2: the song for you?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 2: Stand Away Band.
Speaker 6: Finally coming out.
Speaker 9: I can finally say you could on the block step
Speaker 9: by step.
Speaker 2: I the list back of the day. Which one did
Speaker 2: you fancy the most? Kelly?
Speaker 6: I love Donny.
Speaker 2: Today's show is dedicated to Donny d.
Speaker 6: Then we go shopping at cold comes on and I
Speaker 6: can't stand it.
Speaker 8: A mom, please don't.
Speaker 2: Next time you're there that happens. We need if you
Speaker 2: don't film it, we need this. We need to see
Speaker 2: you dance into it in the isle at Coles. It's awesome,
Speaker 2: all right, Kelly, have a nice weekend.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Gotta say right. Sometimes that Coles Radio, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: We bother what we're not playing that song Carl's Radio.
Speaker 6: Not just that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they break out like the Smiths. Someone's in there
Speaker 2: once on a Sunday and they're playing every day lyric
Speaker 2: Sun does it. This is a funny selection, all right,
Speaker 2: this we got here? Lee?
Speaker 14: Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: You bigaboo Lee.
Speaker 14: I'm hiding in a corner because it's really terrible. It's
Speaker 14: cheesy as tacky and the title says all steps tragedy.
Speaker 2: Good lord man, Wow, I appreciate the courages. This is
Speaker 2: an unnecessary cover.
Speaker 1: Lea.
Speaker 2: You've got to set the scene for me. Lee, When
Speaker 2: did you break out? The Steps and tragedy?
Speaker 14: Headphones on YouTube? That where nobody can see it?
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Speaker 11: God?
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Speaker 2: Let's take some more songs here, these are great this week. Kathy,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Kathy, thanks to Corn the show. And what's
Speaker 2: the song that you listen to and see.
Speaker 14: Deeply deepy by?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 8: Said Fred?
Speaker 6: What about that the way you When I was young,
Speaker 6: I was quite large and I love the way they
Speaker 6: talked about loving curves?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, did you also get into I think it
Speaker 2: was number one here and in the UK I'm Too Sexy?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: The first song? Yeah, yes, I actually went and brought
Speaker 2: the album. That album was not great.
Speaker 13: There was a few good songs on it.
Speaker 2: Well, I must have to go back to an alplot
Speaker 2: because I tried. I tried. There was just the two
Speaker 2: bigger hits, but that I haven't heard of anyone mentioned, right,
Speaker 2: said Fred? In years blessed the two brothers one though
Speaker 2: they were actually really funny. I think there were just
Speaker 2: two dancers discovered by I wasn't Simon Colbert, someone like
Speaker 2: just dancing in a nightclub, and he thought they were
Speaker 2: really good looking guys. Has put them in a recording studio.
Speaker 2: They weren't singers. They were so surprised by their success.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of joy to interview because they
Speaker 2: were just enjoying it. They were like, we can't hold
Speaker 2: a tune, but three number ones bycident. They were just
Speaker 2: dancing in a nightclub, next thing and were in a
Speaker 2: recording studio. So great song, perfect for standby band. Christian,
Speaker 2: I have a nice you can mate.
Speaker 15: Damien Damien, Yes, yes, Damien is yes, Hello, Hello are
Speaker 15: you there?
Speaker 2: Damien?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 2: Christians? I'm good, buddy. He's hand a bit croaky, are
Speaker 2: you okay?
Speaker 13: I'm just in a dark room away from my family.
Speaker 11: Won't confessing this song?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're in hiding okay. When they're like on the
Speaker 2: Current Affair, when they have them in silhouette, okay, then
Speaker 2: whistle Blair, what's the song?
Speaker 1: Well, I have to confess it's Britney Spears.
Speaker 9: Hit Me Baby one more time.
Speaker 2: I get the feeling he's deliberately disguising his voice as well.
Speaker 2: This is a great tune. Yes, walking backwards and forwards
Speaker 2: in that dark room. Love the backing vocals there from
Speaker 2: our very own Donnie d Damien, Damien, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You're going to send you one of our lidless steins.
Speaker 2: Very funny cool, Thanks for calling. I have a love
Speaker 2: come out the doking room. Now we've got Zara. Here's thirteen.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Zara, good morning, and you on your way
Speaker 2: to school? I am yeah, yeah, and uh what have
Speaker 2: you got to look forward today? On school? You must
Speaker 2: be breaking up soon?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, last day today?
Speaker 2: Oh but you can't wait?
Speaker 6: No excited?
Speaker 2: Right? And now you're calling in about a song, not
Speaker 2: that you are ashamed to make you like? But is
Speaker 2: this your dad?
Speaker 9: This is my dad's song?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: What is dad's song?
Speaker 6: He loves listening to the song and he won't tell anyone,
Speaker 6: but I'll be girl by aqua.
Speaker 2: I wonder you don't want anyone knowing what a lovely
Speaker 2: thing for you.
Speaker 3: To kill up.
Speaker 6: The boys.
Speaker 9: And when he's in the spar line with.
Speaker 3: The boys, we all heart a boy's weaken boys on top.
Speaker 2: Please tell me, someone's more akbarigo, guys, we're gonna about
Speaker 2: packing the beers and snags now, sorrow. Might be nice
Speaker 2: if you named your dad, because I think it'd be
Speaker 2: nice for him to get.
Speaker 11: What's his name, Chris Randall right, okay, this is great.
Speaker 2: Okay, I believe he's on the other line right now.
Speaker 2: Let's get does dad know your colling, Sarah?
Speaker 7: Dad didn't know I was, but now he does.
Speaker 2: We got the dad, Chris, Chris, good morning, Good morning Chris?
Speaker 2: Or should I say those boys trips on top?
Speaker 3: He'd be excited at lockdown? His eased this week? And Chris,
Speaker 3: let's get the boys in the car.
Speaker 2: Chris. Isn't it great what our teenage daughters will do
Speaker 2: to shame and embarrass us?
Speaker 6: Well? We yes, we do go away on boys shops,
Speaker 6: but we don't listen.
Speaker 11: She jumps on the Spotify count.
Speaker 6: This is the.
Speaker 2: First step.
Speaker 6: Two.
Speaker 2: Having a problem is admitting you've got a problem.
Speaker 11: Okay, yes, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 2: All right, Good on you, Chris. We'll send you both
Speaker 2: the price. Thank you very much, Chris, Zara, enjoy your break.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Christian bye, okay, Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Before we get into today's time Waste, I must say
Speaker 2: hello to a young man's nine who is a big
Speaker 2: fan of the outworkd Time Waste can know this is lovely.
Speaker 2: My wife yesterday I cannot resist to sell. She happened
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Speaker 2: that mys had a in seals. That means even though no,
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Speaker 2: every sign of pot. What we don't she came up
Speaker 2: with the pot I like, and what we don't need
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Speaker 2: And she comes out. She did that thing. We go
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Speaker 2: this pan. Trust me, my wife loves to chat, doesn't she.
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Speaker 2: and tells all his classmates what the top it was,
Speaker 2: and some of them trying to enter what the time was? Right.
Speaker 3: I hope they text in I love that.
Speaker 2: So Thomas, thank you very much to spread the word
Speaker 2: of time waster. Mate. I hope you enjoy your break
Speaker 2: from school. Hi, today's one Hi row cat bands? Cats bands,
Speaker 2: that's the time wasted today? Cat bands? You say, let's imagine.
Speaker 2: Then we're making a cat band festival cat Fest twenty one.
Speaker 2: Wow wa a legendary rock and roll band from the seventies.
Speaker 3: That's a snake, not a cat.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Who is it? Or they're wearing makeup? The cats? You
Speaker 2: got it, baby, No, it's no, that's in me ow.
Speaker 2: It hisses more.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a snake.
Speaker 2: All right, you do a cat hissing. That's my bad.
Speaker 2: Let's agree. You still listen Thomas. Oh another rock band here? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, deep, that's better Gold. Don't we all love
Speaker 2: Lionel Richie? What about cat version of him for Lionel
Speaker 2: Richie fee Linel Richie, Simon and double act now Simon
Speaker 2: and Garfield.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Silver, Yeah.
Speaker 13: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Another great double acts here, fur Ball and notes, fur
Speaker 2: Ball and thank you. And I think you like this
Speaker 2: because you like the band Licking Park, Licking Park, Silver.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's a goal, not Lincoln Park. They're licking.
Speaker 2: They've they lick themselves the cats, all right, Jackie Boy
Speaker 2: Cat Bands.
Speaker 3: Who's on the bill at the Cat Band Festival. It's
Speaker 3: Panic Cat the disco.
Speaker 2: For mel Oh saw that coming on on? Don't tell
Speaker 2: you ma, it's that one Tommy Boy Bronze.
Speaker 3: It's a rapper now coming to the stage like to
Speaker 3: shake things up at the festival. It's Little Baumeel.
Speaker 2: Silver. I asked Jack ten minutes ago, Ji and Patsies,
Speaker 2: how are your stain? He went there obvious and.
Speaker 3: Catboy Slim.
Speaker 2: That's good, we get gold gold, Come on, do the
Speaker 2: other one.
Speaker 15: Call Catman John Yes.
Speaker 7: Yes, Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All the Week coming up next right now. It's all
Speaker 2: about the time waster. Today's time waster is Cat's bands.
Speaker 2: Let's find out who you're putting on. Cat Fast twenty one. Jack,
Speaker 2: you're ready tomorrow, Let's go smash me ouf Gold that's
Speaker 2: from Lewis. Kylie me now, sorry, that's not right. I
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Speaker 2: I don't know where there's my delivery, but that will
Speaker 2: and good Meuder Finger gold Hannah, that's great as is
Speaker 2: litter Box twenty gold Death Cat for Death, Cat for.
Speaker 3: Qt Yes, Oh, Doublard.
Speaker 2: Well, Donvanni Fellen, Dion Gold well on, Johnny Boy, Ugly
Speaker 2: Kitty Joe.
Speaker 3: Silver plus Sphinx one two gold.
Speaker 2: These are really good one on Janet Kitty Purry A
Speaker 2: Doubler's one, isn't it? Yes, Yes, he's the Elliott Silver plus.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I whisper when I do my cat
Speaker 2: his new kits on the block. Bronze, Yeah, uh Ac
Speaker 2: Tabby Bronze Dann that did not work. You're lucky to
Speaker 2: get bronze. It's because it's Friday. Australian Cruel Gold plus
Speaker 2: Maza that's great, very good, Nine Live Snails Ol Trent
Speaker 2: Reznor and nine Lives Now Silver, Katy In Perlia Catley
Speaker 2: In plus they're red hotch and Chili peppers. Gold d
Speaker 2: Sex Pistols. That's really funny, feel very good, The Notorious
Speaker 2: c A t instead of b ig Silver plus, take
Speaker 2: about Johnny Boy the flee G's silver. All right, how
Speaker 2: are we going to give away the lidless Steyn too?
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of great ones. Bit me out
Speaker 3: a finger really tickled?
Speaker 2: Okay, well done. Feel it's yours.
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