WEBVTT - MINI: Laura nearly kidnapped a child (accidentally) 🧒

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<v Speaker 1>Something happened to me over the weekend and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a case of mistaken identity.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It still makes me feel like I viscerally cringe inside

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're at the farmer's market.

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<v Speaker 1>It was me and the kids and my husband, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's busy, there's so many people around, and the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>thing at the farmer's markets when you've got the kids

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<v Speaker 1>there is just trying to keep an eye on them

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time whilst you're ordering. And one wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go and play on the play equipment. The other

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<v Speaker 1>one wants to go and get pancakes. So I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to juggle all these different things at once, and one

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<v Speaker 1>of my kids is being a bit naughty, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like trying to herd them towards the play equipment

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<v Speaker 1>because finally I was like, let's go, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Lola, come on, MALEI, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Lola's trying to run away at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I grab Lola and I grab Mali and my

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<v Speaker 1>technique and I recommend any parents try this if your

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<v Speaker 1>kids are not listening to you, but you want them

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<v Speaker 1>to move in the direction of a certain way. You

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<v Speaker 1>just put your hands very softly at the back of

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<v Speaker 1>their heads and you literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard your children. Yeah, so I heard them a gentle push.

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<v Speaker 3>Have soft heads not meant to touch baby's heads because.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not babies, they're fire These were their newbornesh, you

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't probably shouldn't drop them on their head.

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<v Speaker 2>Loris, kids are not newborns, like five and five and three.

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<v Speaker 2>I met them, and they're unruly. Anyways, I heard them.

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<v Speaker 2>So here I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got like my hand on Lawla's head, hand on

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<v Speaker 1>Mally's head, and I'm hurting my children through the crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I'm about at this point, about.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty meters from where we originally started. We were at

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<v Speaker 1>the sugar cane stand, and now we're all the way

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<v Speaker 1>to the towards the play equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the sugarcane to the equipment. That's a journey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a journey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a journey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's maarrathon.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've gone past the fruit, you've gone handcakes, you've

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<v Speaker 1>gone past the pancakes. Anyway, we get towards the play equipment,

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<v Speaker 1>and like Lola's being really annoying, I'm trying to herd Lola,

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<v Speaker 1>and at the same time, she's like pushing back, like

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<v Speaker 1>she visibly doesn't want to be HER's.

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<v Speaker 4>It almost like when you have a little sheep and

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<v Speaker 4>you're kind of padding your sheep and you feel the

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<v Speaker 4>resistance against your hand, like they're pushing back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you pat a sheep and feel resistance?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 2>When has that ever happened to you?

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<v Speaker 1>People in the car get it, and those who know no,

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<v Speaker 1>and those who don't are confused. And that's okay. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I look down, I'm like, okay, we've made it to

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<v Speaker 1>the play equipment. I looked down and there's Molly looking

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<v Speaker 1>back at me, and there's someone else's child.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, it wasn't your kids. Oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 3>kidnapped a child.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it.

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<v Speaker 1>The wrong baby pushed someone else's child to the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>meters towards anyway, so where's my back at the pancake stand?

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<v Speaker 2>Not someone yelling?

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<v Speaker 1>And they were yelling and they were like calling this

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<v Speaker 1>little kid's name. But she had seen the mum had

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<v Speaker 1>seen what was happening. It was kind of a bit

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<v Speaker 1>confused because my child was just standing next to her

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<v Speaker 1>and just so that was waiting and She was just

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<v Speaker 1>calling out to her kid, who eventually looked at me

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<v Speaker 1>and said, can I go back to my mum back?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that cute that mums just know like that in

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<v Speaker 4>that moment, you parented that girl, and in the moment

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<v Speaker 4>that mum also parented your kid.

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<v Speaker 1>This wasn't a case of like it takes a village.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman was like Sarah Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>She eventually she'll stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't actually think that the woman from the pickup

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<v Speaker 1>is still in my child?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that Radioslaura Byrne hurting my daughter? Yeahhh, my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely this happens to everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>This happened to you, This happened to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I ran up to who I thought was my god

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<v Speaker 4>brother at Westfield and I ran up behind him antiquity

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<v Speaker 4>of under the armpit, and then this guy like physically

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<v Speaker 4>jolted forward, turned around and swore at me. And it

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<v Speaker 4>was not him. It was some man just outside Nara Williams.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like please touch me? I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were my brother in law and I

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<v Speaker 4>read hard that is Ken Kevin.

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<v Speaker 3>Karen Karen Karen, Well, it's a hybrid of the two.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not Kevin min Hello, Karen.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin, what happened? Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Love the show?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you? What did you do? Who did your mistake?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it wasn't me mistaking I was being mistaken for.

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<v Speaker 5>So I was at the gym and a friend of

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<v Speaker 5>mine walked in and hugged somebody from behind, thinking it

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<v Speaker 5>was me, and I walked out of the change room

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<v Speaker 5>and the look on her face she just went realizing

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<v Speaker 5>it wasn't me that she was hugging. It was actually

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<v Speaker 5>somebody who was brand new to the gym with their

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<v Speaker 5>first class.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, this is how we welcome everyone to the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so nice. It just seems like you're a really welcoming,

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<v Speaker 2>friendly place. I like that.

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<v Speaker 5>She was very confused.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Paul Chrissy, Hi, what's your story? Hello?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, So I was in a shop with my nan

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<v Speaker 6>and some other family members and my NaN's walked and

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<v Speaker 6>I accidentally bombed to this lady and was like, oh

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<v Speaker 6>my gosh, I'm so sorry, and then cracked up laughing, going,

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<v Speaker 6>you've got the same shoes on as me, before realizing

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<v Speaker 6>it was a mirror.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>She did not she did.

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<v Speaker 6>She was in port back to Brittany.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>There?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, listen, Mother's Day on the weekend. If you are

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<v Speaker 4>a mum or you want a thousand bucks to give

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<v Speaker 4>your mum this Mother's Day, we have all thanks to Target.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to go to a break, we'll check your

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<v Speaker 4>traffic and when we come back, girls, let's give the.

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<v Speaker 2>Cush It's on. I love giving away money.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fun, isn't it. All right, it's after this on

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<v Speaker 3>the pickup