Speaker 1: Something happened to me over the weekend and it was
Speaker 1: a case of mistaken identity.
Speaker 2: But when I think about it.
Speaker 1: It still makes me feel like I viscerally cringe inside
Speaker 1: whenever I think about this.
Speaker 2: So we're at the farmer's market.
Speaker 1: It was me and the kids and my husband, and like,
Speaker 1: it's busy, there's so many people around, and the biggest
Speaker 1: thing at the farmer's markets when you've got the kids
Speaker 1: there is just trying to keep an eye on them
Speaker 1: at the same time whilst you're ordering. And one wants
Speaker 1: to go and play on the play equipment. The other
Speaker 1: one wants to go and get pancakes. So I'm trying
Speaker 1: to juggle all these different things at once, and one
Speaker 1: of my kids is being a bit naughty, and so
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to herd them towards the play equipment
Speaker 1: because finally I was like, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: Come on, Lola, come on, MALEI, let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Lola's trying to run away at the same time,
Speaker 1: and I grab Lola and I grab Mali and my
Speaker 1: technique and I recommend any parents try this if your
Speaker 1: kids are not listening to you, but you want them
Speaker 1: to move in the direction of a certain way. You
Speaker 1: just put your hands very softly at the back of
Speaker 1: their heads and you literally.
Speaker 2: Heard your children. Yeah, so I heard them a gentle push.
Speaker 3: Have soft heads not meant to touch baby's heads because.
Speaker 1: They're not babies, they're fire These were their newbornesh, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't probably shouldn't drop them on their head.
Speaker 2: Loris, kids are not newborns, like five and five and three.
Speaker 2: I met them, and they're unruly. Anyways, I heard them.
Speaker 2: So here I am.
Speaker 1: I've got like my hand on Lawla's head, hand on
Speaker 1: Mally's head, and I'm hurting my children through the crowd.
Speaker 2: And so I'm about at this point, about.
Speaker 1: Twenty meters from where we originally started. We were at
Speaker 1: the sugar cane stand, and now we're all the way
Speaker 1: to the towards the play equipment.
Speaker 2: Oh, the sugarcane to the equipment. That's a journey.
Speaker 3: It's a journey.
Speaker 2: That's a journey.
Speaker 3: It's maarrathon.
Speaker 1: Now you've gone past the fruit, you've gone handcakes, you've
Speaker 1: gone past the pancakes. Anyway, we get towards the play equipment,
Speaker 1: and like Lola's being really annoying, I'm trying to herd Lola,
Speaker 1: and at the same time, she's like pushing back, like
Speaker 1: she visibly doesn't want to be HER's.
Speaker 4: It almost like when you have a little sheep and
Speaker 4: you're kind of padding your sheep and you feel the
Speaker 4: resistance against your hand, like they're pushing back.
Speaker 2: Do you pat a sheep and feel resistance?
Speaker 3: Mitch?
Speaker 2: When has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 1: People in the car get it, and those who know no,
Speaker 1: and those who don't are confused. And that's okay. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I look down, I'm like, okay, we've made it to
Speaker 1: the play equipment. I looked down and there's Molly looking
Speaker 1: back at me, and there's someone else's child.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, it wasn't your kids. Oh my god, you
Speaker 3: kidnapped a child.
Speaker 2: I heard it.
Speaker 1: The wrong baby pushed someone else's child to the twenty
Speaker 1: meters towards anyway, so where's my back at the pancake stand?
Speaker 2: Not someone yelling?
Speaker 1: And they were yelling and they were like calling this
Speaker 1: little kid's name. But she had seen the mum had
Speaker 1: seen what was happening. It was kind of a bit
Speaker 1: confused because my child was just standing next to her
Speaker 1: and just so that was waiting and She was just
Speaker 1: calling out to her kid, who eventually looked at me
Speaker 1: and said, can I go back to my mum back?
Speaker 4: Isn't that cute that mums just know like that in
Speaker 4: that moment, you parented that girl, and in the moment
Speaker 4: that mum also parented your kid.
Speaker 1: This wasn't a case of like it takes a village.
Speaker 1: This woman was like Sarah Sarah.
Speaker 2: She eventually she'll stop.
Speaker 1: I don't actually think that the woman from the pickup
Speaker 1: is still in my child?
Speaker 4: Is that Radioslaura Byrne hurting my daughter? Yeahhh, my god.
Speaker 2: Surely this happens to everyone.
Speaker 3: This happened to you, This happened to me.
Speaker 4: I ran up to who I thought was my god
Speaker 4: brother at Westfield and I ran up behind him antiquity
Speaker 4: of under the armpit, and then this guy like physically
Speaker 4: jolted forward, turned around and swore at me. And it
Speaker 4: was not him. It was some man just outside Nara Williams.
Speaker 3: Do you like please touch me? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I thought you were my brother in law and I
Speaker 4: read hard that is Ken Kevin.
Speaker 3: Karen Karen Karen, Well, it's a hybrid of the two.
Speaker 2: It's not Kevin min Hello, Karen.
Speaker 3: Kevin, what happened? Hello?
Speaker 5: Love the show?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you? What did you do? Who did your mistake?
Speaker 5: Okay, it wasn't me mistaking I was being mistaken for.
Speaker 5: So I was at the gym and a friend of
Speaker 5: mine walked in and hugged somebody from behind, thinking it
Speaker 5: was me, and I walked out of the change room
Speaker 5: and the look on her face she just went realizing
Speaker 5: it wasn't me that she was hugging. It was actually
Speaker 5: somebody who was brand new to the gym with their
Speaker 5: first class.
Speaker 2: You're like, this is how we welcome everyone to the gym.
Speaker 2: That's so nice. It just seems like you're a really welcoming,
Speaker 2: friendly place. I like that.
Speaker 5: She was very confused.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Paul Chrissy, Hi, what's your story? Hello?
Speaker 6: Hey, So I was in a shop with my nan
Speaker 6: and some other family members and my NaN's walked and
Speaker 6: I accidentally bombed to this lady and was like, oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, I'm so sorry, and then cracked up laughing, going,
Speaker 6: you've got the same shoes on as me, before realizing
Speaker 6: it was a mirror.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: She did not she did.
Speaker 6: She was in port back to Brittany.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that happened.
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Mother's Day on the weekend. If you are
Speaker 4: a mum or you want a thousand bucks to give
Speaker 4: your mum this Mother's Day, we have all thanks to Target.
Speaker 4: We're going to go to a break, we'll check your
Speaker 4: traffic and when we come back, girls, let's give the.
Speaker 2: Cush It's on. I love giving away money.
Speaker 3: It's fun, isn't it. All right, it's after this on
Speaker 3: the pickup