WEBVTT - BONUS EPISODE: Introducing Concealed with Art Simone! 🔎💥

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hello, fancy sing me here? Right? My name's Art Simone.

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<v Speaker 2>And because you've clearly got such great taste in podcasts,

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon you'd probably like my show. It's called Concealed

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<v Speaker 2>with Arts, Simone. Want to know what it's all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you take a listen? I'll see you at

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<v Speaker 2>the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is me Art Simone, and I think it

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<v Speaker 2>has been far too long since I've been in your

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<v Speaker 2>e holes. So I have returned, and with me, I

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<v Speaker 2>have brought along more fascinating and peculiar people. So together

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<v Speaker 2>we can uncover the weird ways seemingly normal people make money,

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<v Speaker 2>spend their spare time, or even the big secrets they kept.

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<v Speaker 1>Hidden until now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Concealed with Me, Art Simone, let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess Hi. My name is Emma.

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<v Speaker 4>I run a successful remedial massage business. I'm a sole practitioner.

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<v Speaker 4>I also used to be an intensive care cutting your

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<v Speaker 4>thoracic nurse for many years.

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<v Speaker 3>I live in the Suburbs. I have two kids.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually in a blended family, so I make that

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<v Speaker 4>six kids. But Art actually knows me, but would not

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<v Speaker 4>recognize me if she saw me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, hello Emma, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ark the mystery, the mystery, I may know you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>So remedial, massage, practition person, practitioner, sole person, all the above,

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<v Speaker 2>all of that. Remedial that means like fixing things with massage, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it does. Yeah, I'm a bit dumb, So I just

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, everybody asked, what is remedial? What's the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you're not doing, like you know, massage is

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<v Speaker 2>in that dark little venue that I walked past with

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<v Speaker 2>the red light out the front.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing things in which you can help people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, and you can claim on your health.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, that's good. Actually, that's good. What's your favorite

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<v Speaker 2>thing to massage?

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<v Speaker 4>I would say probably shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a nice clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Answer there, shoulders. Okay, just thriting that down. This could

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<v Speaker 1>be a clue. This could be a clue, shoulders.

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<v Speaker 2>And you used to be a nurse in at Rasko.

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<v Speaker 3>With hearts and those.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can nursing with heart's intensive care. What got

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<v Speaker 2>you out of it? Too many hearts? Too much love?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the other thing that you'd know me for, I

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<v Speaker 4>would dovetail the two of them. So I eventually got

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<v Speaker 4>out of nursing because I'd been out of it for

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<v Speaker 4>probably about five years, and I had to do a

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<v Speaker 4>refresher course and it was going to cost me ten

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars and I went, Now, hence why I am

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<v Speaker 4>now a medial massage therapy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, speaking of are you and your massage remedial massage uniform?

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<v Speaker 2>At the moment, I wasn't sure when you walked in

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<v Speaker 2>because you look like you've come straight from work?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you just wear this? You just go to Cole's?

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<v Speaker 2>You like to put it on? Is it part of

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<v Speaker 2>your advertising? You put it on to go walk around Coles?

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<v Speaker 3>And I came straight from work.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it looks like a nursing top.

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<v Speaker 3>It does. It's the hospital scrubs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but blue hospital scrubs. Your hair's tied back. You're

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<v Speaker 2>all prim and proper and ready to help remedy some shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what I'm going to do is ask you three questions,

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<v Speaker 2>and from the answers to those three questions, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to determine what it is you're concealing from me.

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<v Speaker 3>May the odds be ever in your favor.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, with all the information put together, right, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>remedial message, we've got shoulders, we've got six kids, blended family,

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<v Speaker 2>nurse hearts, and apparently I may know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, I think you might even love me.

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<v Speaker 1>I might love you. Oh my goodness, adore me.

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<v Speaker 2>I might know you might love This is so it's

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<v Speaker 2>so kooky. This is like what I met a meet

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<v Speaker 2>and greet and I meet someone and they're like, we've

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<v Speaker 2>met three times before. You don't remember me. I'm like, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Okay, You're just another person at the moment. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I meet a lot of people really lovely, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember you. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Have I met you at a meet and greet before?

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<v Speaker 3>No, not that I'm aware of.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get that out of that way. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>first question, do you have any pets?

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I have two dogs and a cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what are their names?

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<v Speaker 3>Buddy Maker and Ziggy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, my car was called Ziggy because their

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<v Speaker 2>number plate was z HD. But she just went out

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<v Speaker 2>to pasture.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to upgrade.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, little Blue Yaris is gone. No more.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number two, Yes, what vegetable do you most align with?

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<v Speaker 3>A vegetable would have to be a carrot.

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<v Speaker 2>A carrot, and what do you like about a carrot?

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<v Speaker 2>What functions?

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<v Speaker 3>Crunchy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, crunchy. That's so you're more of a raw

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<v Speaker 1>carrot rather than a coo.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well you can eat them cooked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love a cooked carrot, baked carrot, and it

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<v Speaker 4>is full of vitamin CI.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, stop selling me the carrots. It's fine, fine. And

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<v Speaker 2>the third question is do you have an alter ego?

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<v Speaker 2>If so, tell me about about them. What's their personality?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, Cheeky gets away with anything, completely inclusive of everybody,

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<v Speaker 4>loves everybody, and naughty as all get out and non

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<v Speaker 4>stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>This is really hard this week. Okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>talk it out all right. So radial massage used to

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<v Speaker 2>be a nerve's work with the hearts. Likes to touch shoulders,

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<v Speaker 2>six kids, two dogs, and a cat, ziggy car.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Carrots, crunchy and cheeky gets away inclusive, naughty. Oh Emma,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a hard one. And I may know you somehow,

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<v Speaker 2>do Okay. All that's coming to mind is, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>this man that walks around in Melbourne with a giant carrot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the carrot Man and he has a giant carrot

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<v Speaker 2>and he just shows up all the time and walks

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<v Speaker 2>into venues and has his carrot. No one knows why,

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<v Speaker 2>except for the fact that he just says it makes

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<v Speaker 2>people feel good. So maybe, just maybe because you're in Sydney,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you were the Sydney equivalent of carrot Purson. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it a carrot man, your carrot woman? Maybe that's maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's who you are. Are you, Emma? Are you a

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<v Speaker 2>carrot woman?

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to be, but I'm not. No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>I am a professional puppeteer and voice artist. I have

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<v Speaker 4>been doing professional puppeteering since the early nineties. One of

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<v Speaker 4>my most favorite things I've ever worked on was the Ferrals,

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<v Speaker 4>where I was mixy for two series of Fellows and

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<v Speaker 4>then two Errol. Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled my headphones out.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, don't say anything, don't say anything, let me pull

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<v Speaker 2>Then well I have to start again.

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<v Speaker 1>I put my head by down, Go back, go back.

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<v Speaker 4>I am a professional puppeteer and voice artist. I have

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<v Speaker 4>been doing professional puppeteering since the early nineties. One of

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<v Speaker 4>my most favorite things I've ever worked on was The Ferrels,

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<v Speaker 4>where I was mixy for two series of Ferrels and

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<v Speaker 4>then two series of Feral TV.

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<v Speaker 3>I've also been a magpie me tortoise, and multiple.

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<v Speaker 4>Farm yarn animals on bananas in pajamas, and a whole

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<v Speaker 4>hYP of other things I can never remember.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, OW, that's where I'm going to cut you off.

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<v Speaker 2>You better believe I had a lot more questions and

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<v Speaker 2>I get some very interesting answers.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to hear more. I know you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Search for Concealed with Art Simone wherever you're listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast right now.

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<v Speaker 1>OW, see you there,