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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian O'Connell show podcast. Tell us about

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Speaker 1: your weekend than the weekend you've just had in six words?

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Speaker 2: And then you texted six words right from your phone.

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Speaker 2: Hard to tell us just how your weekend was? Were

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Speaker 2: you what the barber chilling at home? Text us now, Bud,

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Speaker 2: only you six words in your message?

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Speaker 3: All right? Six word weekend? Sex it in six words,

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Speaker 3: not five, not seven? Use all six?

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Speaker 1: Text them in four seven, five, three, one oh four three,

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Speaker 1: I've got two first one obviously depends on Friday night.

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Speaker 1: The DS felt like a gone time traveling. So when

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Speaker 1: I got here four years ago, what happened is my

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Speaker 1: six word weekend? After I was angry, it took me

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Speaker 1: one a gush. You can't early go to sleep. No

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Speaker 1: more talk of dynasty now, no back to backs. But

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Speaker 1: actually my six world weekend is can I escape my

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Speaker 1: lycra fate out forty nine? I know, very very very

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Speaker 1: vulnerable some of my year right where barely a week

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Speaker 1: goes by.

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Speaker 3: I'm not invited out cycling with other men.

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Speaker 4: My age sands strong, Christian.

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Speaker 3: I'm struggling.

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Speaker 1: Jack Hay, Miss Blake got in my head last week

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Speaker 1: telling me to accept now and give up because you

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Speaker 1: know he's into cycling.

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Speaker 3: I know heavily into it.

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Speaker 1: He sent me three messages on Friday, and I went

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Speaker 1: to look at a bike Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get it. A stronger part of me told

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Speaker 3: me to leave.

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Speaker 4: You're allowed to ride a bike. This is what I

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Speaker 4: don't understand. People can ride a bike without wearing the

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Speaker 4: clumpy shoes and the lycra. You don't have to break

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Speaker 4: land speed records on a Sunday morning around the ballpark.

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Speaker 3: I met a guy last week.

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Speaker 1: We were getting on really well okay, and he says, hey,

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Speaker 1: what do you do Saturday mornings? And that's what the

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Speaker 1: door goes. Why don't you come out with me? And

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Speaker 1: my buddy's on a bike. We go out cycling every

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Speaker 1: Sunday morning. We have a coffee, We cycle back, came closest.

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Speaker 4: Wear a T shirt and shorts. You don't have to

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Speaker 4: get in the skin tight guys.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I can't escape my life.

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Speaker 4: To me neck when you're at the shop, come call

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Speaker 4: me yes and I'll ansor.

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Speaker 3: Having a tough moment. I don't reckon. I can hold

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Speaker 3: out the air.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, make into fifty at least.

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Speaker 1: Changing they keep saying the weather's getting nice. Come out

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Speaker 1: on Saturday morning, which is going for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: We have a chat, a coffee, you come back. It

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Speaker 1: seems a nice proposition.

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Speaker 4: I'll be disappointed. I'll understand, but I'll be disappointed.

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Speaker 3: You know, it goes Jack. What was your six word weekend?

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Speaker 4: Printer scanner can go to hell?

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Speaker 3: Oh god.

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Speaker 4: The worst news you can ever get in an email

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Speaker 4: Friday on a Friday, mind you, is please print and

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Speaker 4: scan this document, sign it and send it back to us.

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Speaker 3: It's awful, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know how to print at home, let

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Speaker 4: alone try and scan and get it back into the computer.

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Speaker 4: I had to go and get ink as well from

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Speaker 4: office works because that black cartridge, I swear, yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: got about five print in it. It's like, no, I'm done.

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Speaker 4: Even though in our printer there's two black cartridges, right

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Speaker 4: mixes with the colors to make darker colors and then

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Speaker 4: the normal black and.

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Speaker 1: Those cartridge are solid stuff in there. You think there

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Speaker 1: must be enough in here.

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Speaker 4: Every year when the when the black ones run out

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Speaker 4: for printing black and white, why don't you just to

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Speaker 4: use the other black one that's in there, it's.

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Speaker 3: Already in there.

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Speaker 4: You've got black in and I need a print now.

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Speaker 3: I refuse to top up the colors. Now.

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Speaker 1: I make the kids right when they're printing off schoolwork,

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Speaker 1: just to choose the black and white option. There's been

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Speaker 1: no yellow and no magenta, and no that was go

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Speaker 1: choose black and white.

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Speaker 3: Looks at our school projects. That doesn't matter. We had

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Speaker 3: to do.

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Speaker 4: Actually, that reminds me. As kids, we had a rule

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Speaker 4: with the printer that everything had to be printed black

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Speaker 4: and white and you had to go in the settings

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Speaker 4: and choose draft mode which printed it in.

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Speaker 1: Like every time they print you have to unselect color

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Speaker 1: and go into monochromatic world. I keep telling this to

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Speaker 1: help the environment, you know that they're growing into. This

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Speaker 1: is what I can save a couple of hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: because cartridges.

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Speaker 3: It's how expensive.

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Speaker 4: Should be illegal to ask people to sign and print

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Speaker 4: documents because we just do the digital stuff.

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Speaker 3: But then it's the worst part of using that home

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Speaker 3: set up, the scanner.

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Speaker 4: Scanner, I hate it. I don't even know how to

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Speaker 4: get into the sorne way.

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Speaker 3: Does it go once it scanned? Is it in there?

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Speaker 5: Cayl Brainer, you're listening to the Christian o'kyle's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about your weekend and six words on four

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Speaker 1: seventy five three one oh four three Patsy, what's your

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Speaker 1: six word weekend?

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Speaker 6: Yes, not even for our thirty eight dollars slab.

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Speaker 5: We were out on the weekend and Chris noticed this massive,

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Speaker 5: big sign.

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Speaker 6: He was like an owl. His head like turned around

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Speaker 6: like what was that? And there was a local bottle

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Speaker 6: shop advertising slabs of beer for thirty eight bucks. He's

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Speaker 6: beloved Melbourne and so we quickly turned off the road.

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Speaker 5: But as we approached the bottle shop, we noticed that

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Speaker 5: the shop right next door was a sixy Land And

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Speaker 5: we were in his work car that is emblazoned with

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Speaker 5: office works.

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Speaker 6: You guys, are I think we'll just do it?

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Speaker 1: I thought you were saying that sexy Land was selling

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Speaker 1: slams for thirty eight dollars.

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Speaker 6: You didn't think that would be a good a good look.

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Speaker 6: Thank goodness?

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Speaker 1: All right, so sixod weekends, let's go through yours now.

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Speaker 1: This is from Robert Lee took kids to the pool disaster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I remember in there when the kids were a

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Speaker 1: lot younger. Taking the swimming can be hard, hard, hard.

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Speaker 1: This is on carl just purchased a house in Spain.

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Speaker 6: Oh very nice.

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Speaker 1: Easily done over the weekend, isn't it. I've bought a

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Speaker 1: new pair of slippers though I was kicking goals. A

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Speaker 1: lovely new pair of slippers.

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Speaker 3: You're winning life. You are your house in Spain. Very nice,

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Speaker 3: Carlos whereouse?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Sun rode bike without training wheels A beautiful moment.

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Speaker 1: That is yeah, well done, lovely Tanya roller skating? What

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Speaker 1: was I thinking, Graham Dixon? Because you know that you

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Speaker 1: can scan documents with your iPhone. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: print and scan. You can scan it with your phone.

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Speaker 1: Our phones have got scan.

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Speaker 4: I've seen the app. It's like it app that makes

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Speaker 4: it look like a scanner and you take.

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Speaker 5: A photo of it, but it's a screenshot essentially, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's a screenshot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that not a screenshot?

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Speaker 4: You still got to print it out and then you

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Speaker 4: take a photo of it and then essentially, sure, if

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Speaker 4: you can.

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Speaker 3: Scan it, then the phone will have it and then

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Speaker 3: you can see it.

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Speaker 4: That's the idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, then why didn't you do that?

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Speaker 4: You still got to print it and that's still the

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Speaker 4: because then you don't need to print it because you

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Speaker 4: got to print it off to sign it.

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Speaker 1: Now you just sign sign it and then you can

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Speaker 1: just scan it into your phone that sends it.

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Speaker 3: You take one bit down of it.

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Speaker 6: What do you mean you cross out the middleman jackets.

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Speaker 3: While you sound like a conversation with my dad. You're

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Speaker 3: supposed to be a young hip one. You can't do that.

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Speaker 4: Sign it with your finger.

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Speaker 3: It's too early for this.

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Speaker 4: It never comes out right.

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Speaker 1: No, No, he's actually anyway, thanks for trying to help out,

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Speaker 1: Graham Dixon forgot my anniversary with the Misso. There's several

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Speaker 1: problems here when you forgot your university and then the

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Speaker 1: fact that you're testing or referring to us the Misso.

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Speaker 1: I know you like chuck and out on the end

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Speaker 1: of Letters Australia, but Misso brought a printer, no cartridges required.

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Speaker 3: What are they using, Frank?

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Speaker 4: Then I guess they still use ink and maybe you

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Speaker 4: have to pour it in like you can't take.

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Speaker 1: It to a servo somewhere, and is that what you do?

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Speaker 1: I love to know she filled out once in January

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Speaker 1: and has topped it. Yeah, that's going to be a

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Speaker 1: better way to do it. Nights and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: work out what is going for going on for this person?

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Speaker 1: They're six words night shift tiredness. This bit makes sense, Okay,

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Speaker 1: celebrating impregnated mum.

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Speaker 4: Oh her mom.

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Speaker 3: So she's becoming a mum. Yeah, that's what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Night shift tiredness, celebrating impregnant hat mum.

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Speaker 3: So they're celebrating the news that someone's announced they're.

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Speaker 6: Pregnant, or has she got pregnant after the night shift.

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Speaker 3: Because he's tired the first of his night shift.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Or they could be an adult and their mom

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Speaker 4: is getting pregnant like in Father of the Bride.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you said their mum is getting pregnant,

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Speaker 1: like it's an active thing. She's saying there right now,

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Speaker 1: it's happening.

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Speaker 4: But didn't that happen with Steve Martin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: He was His wife was having a daughter in one

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Speaker 4: room and his daughter was having a daughter in another room.

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Speaker 3: How do you scare that document? Though? On the fuck?

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Speaker 3: How many questions today?

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Speaker 1: It's like a haiku you.

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Speaker 3: Sent us please? You know who you are?

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Speaker 1: Seven o nine night shift tired and they're celebrating impregnated mum.

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Speaker 3: I need to know.

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Speaker 1: It's a very cryptic one that is This was more

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Speaker 1: like it from Laura. Hubbybuilding fence actually looking good. We

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Speaker 1: understand what's going on there. Okay, we get your surprise there.

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