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Speaker 2: I did agree to get a message on my bottom,

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Speaker 2: to you guys. It was voted on today's show as

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Speaker 1: It was an awesome suggestion from Kelly.

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Speaker 3: It's topical. It look just trust me, it's worth waiting

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some really good gear there.

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Speaker 3: We're also joined by Kate Langbrook on this podcast. She's

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Speaker 3: a radio goddess. I think you'll be able to hear

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Speaker 1: That way a little bit? You were a little a

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Speaker 2: You can enjoy that bit, not to mention if you

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Speaker 1: They see the gag written on my ass.

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Speaker 3: It's actually digging into my tush a bit. So let's

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Speaker 3: Everything else that happened was just awesome. I can't really

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Speaker 2: Actually a little bit of a hint for Friday's quiz

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Speaker 2: on Friday's quiz. If you want to win five hundred bucks,

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Speaker 2: the answer is a clock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a clock. Easy way to five hundred on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: See you guys. Enjoy the podcast and where is fun?

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Speaker 5: Listen?

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Speaker 1: What will Ela? Very? Very you know what? I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: You mentioned Kate Langbrook is going to be coming to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're nervous. I'm incredibly nervous. Get nervous when those

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest, the first two minutes of

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Speaker 3: Like you find it endearing and think of me is

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Speaker 1: You got to make light of these things in your life.

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Speaker 2: Guys, We're going to put a message on my bum

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Speaker 3: We are, we're genuinely doing that. We're gonna write a

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Speaker 2: One of your favorite sayings, which I genuinely despise, is

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Speaker 1: She's also joining us in twenty twenty one. Exciting Have

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Speaker 1: you met her? Kitlyn? I have? Yeah, Well, how did

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Speaker 3: He's big whack to the person You've forgotten there? Oh no, Ben,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was a big chance for me to

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Speaker 1: Kate Langbrook joins us later on, what's your porn is?

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Speaker 1: Right up next? Right now, those woods.

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Speaker 2: I have a girlfriend of mine who I think committed

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not that bad, but essentially they knew where

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Speaker 8: Here?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Sure, and wait for them to take my clothes off?

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Speaker 9: That's right, Why that's right? Get this party's right, that's right.

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Speaker 9: So she's just got a right. They've both got their

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Speaker 2: Like he's still had a.

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Speaker 2: She said, he still had his sonnies on the outside

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Speaker 3: But the fact of the matter is she's completely stark

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Speaker 1: Is there an exchange rate there?

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Speaker 2: Like ordinarily in my experience, I mean, it's been a

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Speaker 1: I said that very right, analogy, that's really good. It

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Speaker 2: Anyway, in my experience, there is a bit of an

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Speaker 2: you take off your shirt. I take off my pantcsy

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Speaker 2: you take off isn't there? It's pretty pro quo well

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Speaker 2: they take their shirt off, you take yourself.

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Speaker 3: Having said that, there is a change that occurs when

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Speaker 3: pret you mean that's fine. I mean, okay, by.

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Speaker 1: Man, it would be fine.

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Speaker 3: It would be fine if I was nude before them,

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Speaker 3: because they have taken my clothes, been a focus together

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Speaker 3: to take my clothes off, right right, But if I

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Speaker 3: just take.

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Speaker 1: My own, your own kid off nude and their clothes,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. Yeah, is it different?

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Speaker 2: The other question I've got you is it's different for

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Speaker 2: the one thing that she's got to sleeve here is

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Speaker 2: that she's a chick. If you're a guy that takes

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Speaker 1: Neud you know what I mean? Like and yeah, you

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Speaker 3: And also a man's never going to complain about, wow,

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Speaker 3: the woman's fully naked, whereas I think on the other

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Speaker 3: side of women's like what do you chill out mate

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Speaker 3: and make an assumption there because I'm not a female,

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Speaker 3: but I assume they're a bit like call your jets

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Speaker 3: yeah cool off turbo yeah yeah, all right cool.

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Speaker 2: Let's I want to ask some other people about this, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Grand thirty one and six five? What's the what's the

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Speaker 2: exchange rate on removing your clothes when you're hooking up

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Speaker 2: with another person? Can you get fully naked before they've

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Speaker 2: taken an item of clothing off? Has this happened to

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Speaker 2: you before? Maybe someone's done it to you. We'll take

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Speaker 2: your cause the next time on a Tuesday after noon,

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Speaker 2: Kate Lanebrooks joining us after five and that says after

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Speaker 2: Australia's Easiest Quiz, which is back again in twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 2: a chance to win five hundred bucks every day at

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Speaker 2: five o'clock with us here on Will and Woody. But

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Speaker 2: Woods right now, can you take all of your clothes

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Speaker 2: off without the other person having taken an item of

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Speaker 2: clothing off?

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Speaker 3: We are talking about in a consensually sexual environment as well.

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Speaker 1: We're not just talking about bumping into someone in the street.

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Speaker 2: No, But in what universe does anyone I think that

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Speaker 2: that was the case?

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Speaker 1: Just in case, just okay, I'm John, Tina, you completely Tina.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about the thin edge of the wedge with

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Speaker 2: someone you're obviously moving towards, you know, a parallel part

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Speaker 2: a situation and one what do you mean just move on? Well, anyway,

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Speaker 2: you're moving towards that and one of you. My mate,

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Speaker 2: she'd been in a drought for a long time, three

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Speaker 2: months since she'd actually hopped on the good foot and

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Speaker 2: done the bad thing. She was fully stark as the

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Speaker 2: guy still had his hat on. In fact, he had

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Speaker 2: his sonnies on his hat while that was still kissing,

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Speaker 2: and she'd managed to get completely rude far too keen,

443
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Speaker 2: let's go to deb. I think it's got to be

444
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Speaker 2: an exchange rate of a one for one item as

445
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Speaker 2: you're taking off each other's clothes clothes, deb, what do

446
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Speaker 2: you think?

447
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Speaker 10: Look, I do agree with you that it should be

448
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,719
Speaker 10: a one for one, but there's a little bit of

449
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Speaker 10: like insurance if you kick it off as the girl,

450
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Speaker 10: we'll check and you know, like you're halfway there, right,

451
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Speaker 10: so he's half naked.

452
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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, are you saying you take off when you

453
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Speaker 3: take off his clothes, that's your insurance policy.

454
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Speaker 10: Yeah, there's your insurance.

455
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Speaker 2: I've missed the insurance party insurance saying that she can't

456
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Speaker 2: be caught fully naked, and he'd be clothed if she

457
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Speaker 2: takes his shirt off, So you just take his shirt

458
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Speaker 2: off dead, so dead agrees you can't be fully naked

459
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Speaker 2: and then fully but.

460
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Speaker 10: There's two ways to that insurance pomace. And you're also

461
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Speaker 10: seeing what you're about to get right, Oh.

462
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Speaker 1: Jeez, do you work in insurance, dead, because I don't.

463
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Speaker 10: But you know, there's no use doing a dud.

464
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Speaker 3: Sorry, so sorry, sorry, deb Sorry, let's just let's just

465
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Speaker 3: go to that point. So if you remove my shirt

466
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Speaker 3: and then you.

467
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Speaker 10: Go, well, no going lower?

468
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Speaker 3: Whoa? So but you remove my pants and then you're saying,

469
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Speaker 3: if you're not interested from what you see, if you're

470
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Speaker 3: paying too much excess on the premium, you're back out.

471
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Speaker 10: Yeah, and I'd say, why.

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Speaker 1: Oh why God? All right savage?

473
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not not shy, you

474
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Speaker 2: have it.

475
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Speaker 10: And if I can't kiss even taking the pen.

476
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, beautiful family friend show.

477
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Speaker 3: I think question one more question as far as a

478
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Speaker 3: percentage rate, how many don't make it past the pants

479
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Speaker 3: come off stage?

480
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Speaker 10: I only have one and you know that word micro.

481
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Speaker 1: Didn't it going that way? But we knew we were there.

482
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Speaker 1: She's obviously you know, she was pushing the en below.

483
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Speaker 1: We've never had to ask one more question. It was important.

484
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Speaker 2: It's got a we've got an anonymous caller. And if

485
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Speaker 2: this is just dead calling under a pseudonym, we're moving on.

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Speaker 1: Anonymous. Are you there?

487
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Speaker 6: Yes?

488
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Speaker 1: Okay, Look, this started out.

489
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Speaker 2: In a very family friendly sort of an area where

490
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Speaker 2: a friend of mine managed to take her full kid

491
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Speaker 2: off while the guy she was about to you know with,

492
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Speaker 2: was fully closed.

493
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Speaker 1: Is that acceptable to do?

494
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Speaker 11: I think it's just about how much you want him?

495
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Speaker 1: Yes? So've you done this before? Anonymous?

496
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Speaker 6: Wow?

497
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Speaker 3: And it went like it went well? Like it was

498
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Speaker 3: received well? Anonymous?

499
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I think you've just got to get the pre vibe.

500
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Speaker 5: Can I?

501
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Speaker 1: Can I say as well?

502
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Speaker 3: I mean, if a woman was to get completely starkers

503
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Speaker 3: very early on, it also says it screams confidence.

504
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Speaker 1: Oh you reckon? Ye totally. I was being sarcastic.

505
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Speaker 2: All right, that's afternoon, and well and what do he

506
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Speaker 2: we are in your cast for the next a little

507
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Speaker 2: while all across Australia and it's Thursday afternoon, We're back

508
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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty one at his.

509
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Speaker 1: Time for this telling me what's.

510
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Speaker 13: Your Oh yeah, it's the little thing that really gets

511
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Speaker 13: you going, this small, mundane thing Will yeah, yeah, yeah,

512
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Speaker 13: that feels so good to you that it almost feel sexual.

513
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Speaker 2: But it's not sexual though we're going to flag that

514
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Speaker 2: it's not sex. We're a family friendly show. We might

515
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 2: not have been very family friendly last year. I realized

516
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Speaker 2: that was a few people that thought we were a bit crass.

517
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Speaker 2: That's changing this year. Oh you know, we always get

518
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Speaker 2: that feedback. Boys better all right, I'll put the pants

519
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Speaker 2: back on.

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Speaker 3: Hey, let's go to a song though thirteen one oh

521
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Speaker 3: sixty five. If you have something in your mind that

522
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Speaker 3: feels sexual but is and give us a ring and

523
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Speaker 3: let's take them right up next Great, it's What's Porn?

524
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Speaker 1: Right up next podcasting Thair's Afternoon, What's Your Porn?

525
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Speaker 2: We're taking your calls right now thirty one on sixty

526
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Speaker 2: five Australia.

527
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Speaker 1: You haven't heard this segment before.

528
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Speaker 2: Basically, just something really small that gets you going to

529
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Speaker 2: the point that it almost feels sexual. Importantly, it is

530
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Speaker 2: not sexual, though, it's almost like the non sexual thing

531
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Speaker 2: that is so good that it feels like that thirty

532
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Speaker 2: one and sixty five?

533
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Speaker 1: What's your porn Australia? Your con telling me what's your corn?

534
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Speaker 5: All right?

535
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Speaker 1: We got Kelly here, Kelly, what is your pawn?

536
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Speaker 2: Oh?

537
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Speaker 11: Look, when you find the perfect dress and it's a

538
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Speaker 11: little bit too expensive, but you decided to spoil yourself,

539
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Speaker 11: get up to the counter and the checkout lady or

540
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Speaker 11: man is like, it's half dressed.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah at the time.

542
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Speaker 1: Never happened to me.

543
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Speaker 3: What do you mean You've never gone to the counter

544
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Speaker 3: with the perfect dress?

545
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Speaker 1: No, but like in general, I feel like that never

546
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Speaker 1: happens to me.

547
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Speaker 2: Why isn't they remind you that's fifty percent of No, yeah, no,

548
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Speaker 2: I just know if it's fifty percent off, you know,

549
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Speaker 2: so good. And I've never walked up to a counter

550
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Speaker 2: and been like, oh my god, this was, you know,

551
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Speaker 2: one hundred dollars less than I was expecting to pay.

552
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Speaker 1: You know how much you're paying.

553
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Speaker 3: Exclusively shop in the bargain exactly exactly.

554
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Speaker 2: If anything, I'm the one reminding them, like I get

555
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Speaker 2: up there, I'm okay, by the way, fifty percent off here, man,

556
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Speaker 2: don't even try and put that through it for us.

557
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Speaker 1: Let's go to James. Now, James, what is your porn?

558
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Speaker 6: Hey, so my porn is a sharehouse is with three

559
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Speaker 6: other people opening the people jar. So everyone in the

560
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 6: house has had had to go at opening the jar.

561
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Speaker 6: No one can open it here.

562
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Speaker 14: I like Arthur drawing a sword from a stone, My friend,

563
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Speaker 14: that is a league.

564
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Speaker 2: That's the vibe. You know what kills me after that, James?

565
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Speaker 2: You know what kills me after that? Though, James is like,

566
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Speaker 2: after you've done it, You've nailed it, You've whipped it off.

567
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: I mean, if anything, they should be whipping your pants off.

568
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 2: I mean, like you've nailed it. All of a sudden,

569
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Speaker 2: All of a sudden they start saying I loosened it

570
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Speaker 2: for you, And I mean, I just they are the

571
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Speaker 2: worst kind of people. Those people, they should be in

572
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Speaker 2: the jar themselves. Bastically call those James, You're a hero

573
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Speaker 2: in my eyes. You're a hero in my eyes.

574
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Speaker 1: And those listeners out there, I mean, you know what

575
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Speaker 1: I mean? Is there anything I always loosen it for you?

576
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Speaker 7: Now?

577
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Speaker 1: I'm stronger than your art is. I mean, I agree

578
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Speaker 1: with you, But is there any.

579
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Speaker 3: Any argument to suggest that the jar lid can be

580
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Speaker 3: loosened by the first person no, I'd love to hear

581
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 3: a scientist. I'd love to hear it scientists, because I

582
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 3: think you actually can loosen a little bit.

583
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 2: But you're a classic looser. Classic I've whipped off jam

584
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Speaker 2: jars for you your whole life.

585
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: But I was listening them let's go to Actually, Actually,

586
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Speaker 3: what is you're born.

587
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Speaker 15: When you're heading home late at night and you've got

588
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Speaker 15: the kids in the back of the car, and they

589
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 15: fall asleep before you get home. So when you get home,

590
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 15: there's no argument, there's no book reading. You just take

591
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Speaker 15: the shoes off, put them straight into bed, and they're asleep.

592
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Speaker 1: Because to do anything, I mean, is it?

593
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Speaker 3: Is it a difficult process though, getting them from car

594
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Speaker 3: to bed and keeping them asleep.

595
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Speaker 1: Actually, no, because.

596
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Speaker 15: They're like little drunk people.

597
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Speaker 10: Once they're out, they're out for good.

598
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Speaker 1: I've always thought a kid their children obviously.

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Speaker 2: Actually, and if you're a smart kid, what you do

600
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Speaker 2: there is you pretend to be asleep from the car

601
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Speaker 2: to your bed because you know your parents are going

602
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Speaker 2: to carry the.

603
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Speaker 1: Whole way.

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Speaker 3: That the weekend, so you do it on the weekend,

605
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Speaker 3: you cheeky bastard. I get your parents to carry you

606
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Speaker 3: to your bed. For now, let's go on, Let's go

607
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Speaker 3: to the quiz.

608
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Speaker 2: The most redundant nothing coming. Went for a gag at

609
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Speaker 2: the end of the second huge miss. You are halfway

610
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Speaker 2: through it, and then I got you.

611
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Speaker 1: Explained and you were like, oh god, this sucks. Got

612
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Speaker 1: your parents.

613
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: I saw you, your parents carrying you from the.

614
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Speaker 1: Shucking tag it to the quiz. I already took it

615
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Speaker 1: to the.

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Speaker 2: Posting the furstday afternoon. You're having a great drive home.

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Speaker 2: I've got a very very special guest in the studio

618
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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 16: Our next guest is what you might call a radio

620
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Speaker 16: living legend.

621
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Speaker 12: If you listen to.

622
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Speaker 17: The radio on radio, you'll have heard her beautiful tones.

623
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Speaker 1: She has up a little bit of a break though.

624
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 16: In twenty nineteen, she moved to Italy with her hommie.

625
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Speaker 1: I'm four kids Belissimore.

626
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 7: I was almost supposed to be for a year, but

627
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Speaker 7: then she fell in love.

628
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Speaker 13: The people, the pizza and let's not forget that.

629
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Speaker 1: Now she's backed and the news member of the three

630
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Speaker 1: p M P Cup team.

631
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Speaker 12: It start to catch up.

632
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Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

633
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 12: The bellas in your herself.

634
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Speaker 5: Kate.

635
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Speaker 1: Deser you deserve.

636
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Speaker 12: Okay, see ya el.

637
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Speaker 16: Her and I loved it was sort of international, so

638
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 16: that makes it sound more. You know, in Australia we

639
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 16: always respect more like you respect an actor who's been

640
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 16: overseas more when they come back.

641
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 3: To respect doctors more. Doctors with an accent, I go, well,

642
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: you've been international. I trust you much more. You lost

643
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Speaker 3: me there, So Italian doctors weren't.

644
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Speaker 1: Good well.

645
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Speaker 12: International doctors.

646
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Speaker 3: If my lecturer had an accent, I was like, I'm listening.

647
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 3: You've got me see more mental note.

648
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Speaker 16: There's obviously something deeply wrong with Woody.

649
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Speaker 12: He sees a lot of foreign doctors. Oh sorry, can

650
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Speaker 12: you just pass my face?

651
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Speaker 1: Mark very doing the game on the radio so.

652
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Speaker 12: Much, I've totally forgotten everything, no seriously.

653
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Speaker 1: To do radio.

654
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Speaker 12: Well you know, oh.

655
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Speaker 16: That's a good question. Probably I just I don't know.

656
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Speaker 16: I've let everything go. Yeah, cool, including myself.

657
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Speaker 17: Is right.

658
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Speaker 1: We're cards on the table.

659
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Speaker 2: We used to when we when we were at school,

660
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Speaker 2: we would listen to you on the on the on

661
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Speaker 2: the way into school.

662
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Speaker 1: Really you go to the same school to drive and

663
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Speaker 1: theool really, so yeah, it's a big deal for us.

664
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Speaker 1: And we got super nervous when we met you. And

665
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Speaker 1: now I'm not sure if you remember this but Meredith

666
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Speaker 1: Music Festival. I'm bringing it up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, do you do you remember meeting two fans

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Speaker 3: of you at Meredith Music Festival?

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Speaker 16: All right, I don't want to big myself up here,

670
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Speaker 16: but I've got more than two fans fair enough?

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Speaker 12: Maybe four? Maybe four?

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Speaker 16: But Meredith is this like brilliant music festival that happens

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Speaker 16: in Victoria.

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Speaker 12: It's really gorgeous.

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Speaker 16: And I I have so I've just gone for years

676
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Speaker 16: and years, and I often have encounters with people because

677
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Speaker 16: of course the drunken people.

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Speaker 1: Get that's wilder and wilder, doesn't it.

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00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, alcohol seems to like people lose their inhibition.

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Speaker 12: Where were we when we had our.

681
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Speaker 1: Encounter just right of main stage? Right?

682
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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 12: How many years ago?

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Speaker 1: What you would have been?

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Speaker 10: Will?

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Speaker 1: I don't we? Also we also go for years, so

687
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Speaker 1: you know, the years tend to.

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Speaker 3: Like together pretty much. Yeah, yeah, you found out before.

689
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Speaker 3: We live in the same suburbs in Columbia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we live with a Colombia each other. We go

691
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Speaker 1: to the same stuff, we do the show together. I

692
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: mean it gets I get separation anxiety. What do you

693
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: bought a house? Nine hundred metes to me?

694
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Speaker 2: When he then told me and was like I got

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Speaker 2: as close as I Wow.

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Speaker 12: Now I'm finding your laugh unnerving.

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Speaker 1: Just more, Kate, we got next for podcasting? What it

698
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Speaker 1: thurst out? I don't hope you having a wonderful drive home.

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Speaker 2: I've got a very special guest this year, own Kate

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Speaker 2: lang for the first time. She's a brand new edition

701
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Speaker 2: to the three PM Pickup team in twenty one, replacing

702
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Speaker 2: Beck Judd.

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Speaker 12: Yes so, and it is twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 16: That's like one of the first times I've I didn't

705
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Speaker 16: say it, but I've had to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I realized. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now, look, Kate, I just wanted to talk to you

708
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Speaker 2: a little bit about the fact that we're doing the

709
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Speaker 2: Drive show here.

710
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: Now you've obviously done the Drive Show here. Now you're

711
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: in before us.

712
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: Yes, are you trying to take the job back because I'm.

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Speaker 1: Won't working her way into.

714
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Speaker 7: What hell I thought i'd hid in my track. I

715
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Speaker 7: mean I'm worried because I mean, you're a good lang Brook.

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00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 7: I mean we were talking about him before. You've done

717
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Speaker 7: it all.

718
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: You've seen it all where you know when you we

719
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Speaker 2: can get wiped off easily and no one would miss us.

720
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Speaker 12: Such a man show, isn't it.

721
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Speaker 1: We're a blokey shoow so.

722
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Speaker 16: Blokey you could easily be out wished by the cunning

723
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Speaker 16: of one woman.

724
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Speaker 1: Why are we vocalizing this.

725
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Speaker 2: Monte when she's good as well? It is just they're

726
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: coming forest Woods. You me as well. We're in stripe,

727
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: sitting down in a woman's well.

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Speaker 1: The first it'll be there.

729
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Speaker 3: We'll go to three till four thirty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wrap up. You just get us with a

731
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Speaker 1: half hour at the end of the pick up and then.

732
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Speaker 16: You'll end up doing the three PMP and you'll be like,

733
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Speaker 16: don't you hate it when your kid does a poop

734
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Speaker 16: in pa?

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Speaker 1: You can get the best price to keep us well.

736
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Speaker 3: Actually, ok, there is a part of that job, the

737
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Speaker 3: job you're taking over may not know about. So our

738
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Speaker 3: show doesn't get any budget. We're a low budget show,

739
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 3: to be honest. The bosses are back in it.

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Speaker 1: Really at all. Well, as we keep flagging, we're vulnerable. Yeah, yeah,

741
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Speaker 1: we're very vulnerable.

742
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Speaker 3: So what we would do for our prizing is steal

743
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Speaker 3: something off beck Judd's desk that she because.

744
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Speaker 12: She would have got a lot of start.

745
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: Like you have no idea, like loads of gear spill

746
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Speaker 2: out of her pigeonhole.

747
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Speaker 12: Really, is that a mood for your poor wife? She's

748
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 12: an Instagram queen, so she would have had a lot

749
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Speaker 12: of stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but your cape Langbrook, Now I assume your pigeonhole

751
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Speaker 3: is going to start getting said.

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Speaker 16: Well, let me just say that I probably have a

753
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Speaker 16: much large.

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Speaker 3: Empty Okay, okay, but despite that, I need my pigeonhole field.

755
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Speaker 16: As an emergency Insta handle.

756
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Speaker 1: What's your Insta handle if I want to send you something, Oh.

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Speaker 12: It's my name at CP Langbrook l A n G

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Speaker 12: B r oh. Kate tricky Dutch.

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Speaker 1: One of the sort of swing by something out of there.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know, depends how it is.

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Speaker 12: I mean, I think we've all got the message.

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Speaker 17: Look, stop saying John, she's joining pick I didn't know

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Speaker 17: that you could blush, blushing and blushing three PM pick Up.

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Speaker 3: No, he's not a blush so when he does a

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Speaker 3: special moment, it's sweet.

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Speaker 1: I am a blusher definitely, because I'm a nice boy.

767
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Speaker 1: I'm like you, what are you freak? Three PM pick

768
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Speaker 1: turned on Kate Lanbrook.

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Speaker 16: Joining The best method of defense is attack.

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Speaker 2: Up. We're done is back on the three PM pick up, Kate,

771
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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 12: The last time.

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Speaker 1: Apartment, I'm in your pigeonol next week.

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Speaker 12: Podcasting now.

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Speaker 1: Till the money. It is a Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Hope everyone's having a wonderful drive home woods.

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Speaker 3: Will you are getting a colonoscopy tonight?

778
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It is wild, it's I mean, you're.

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Speaker 2: A little bit nervous about it, first one I've ever had,

781
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: basically checking to see if I'm yeah, something bad's happening

782
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 2: in the gush.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so yeah, I'm worried.

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Speaker 3: Me in Australia a sensitive but we are also interested

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Speaker 3: in entertainment. So it is my idea to write a

786
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: message on your bum So when the doctor flips you

787
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Speaker 3: over to put the tube where the sun don't shine,

788
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Speaker 3: he'll get a little giggle at a message written to

789
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Speaker 3: him on your bum. The question is Australia, what message

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Speaker 3: do we write?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll talk about it up next. Up to the

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Speaker 1: tune A.

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Speaker 2: Little bit of green Day bit Thursday afternoon. This is

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Speaker 2: the last time I hear I mean, I don't know,

795
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Speaker 2: could your complication? Who knows appropriate song as well? Time

796
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Speaker 2: of your life? Afternoon and will and what do you

797
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Speaker 2: Hope everyone's having a great drive on That is green

798
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: Day for the tune to play great song five thirty

799
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Speaker 2: every day and as I just said, could be my

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Speaker 2: last song.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't think that. Well, we know that.

802
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 3: We know this isn't a life threatening surgery you're about

803
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Speaker 3: to do. If you've just joined us, Will is getting

804
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 3: the kolonoscopy, you do sound sick? Will getting the klonoscopy tonight?

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Speaker 1: Will.

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Speaker 3: This is a test if you've got polyps or internal hemorrhoids.

807
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Speaker 2: Or there's a third one there, there's the C word. Okay,

808
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 2: we're not looking forward to I'm nervous about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

809
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Speaker 2: but I think the best way to talk about it

810
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: is just to have a laugh about it, right, That's.

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Speaker 1: Where we're at.

812
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 2: So that is where we're at, and we escalated it

813
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: probably to a level that I'm uncomfortable with.

814
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Speaker 3: But you know, play ball, play ball. I want to

815
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 3: give the surgeon actually a bit of a laugh. I mean,

816
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: he's how many people apparently.

817
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 2: He does so only he does like hundreds of these.

818
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: So everly I just get in, they wiel me in.

819
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: I'm in a gown, They flip me over, bang yep. Effectively,

820
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Speaker 2: they just camera on the end of like a little antenna.

821
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: If you will, has a has a squizze, pulls it

822
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Speaker 2: out and then just throws me out the saloon doors,

823
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: and then the next bed comes in like he's just.

824
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Speaker 3: It's very transitive factory line. So what I'm wanting to

825
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Speaker 3: do is give the surgeon. I want to give the surgeon.

826
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Speaker 3: It's it's a shocking jobs, but greatly when they're important

827
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Speaker 3: and not just then in there as well the nurses,

828
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 3: so we want to give them a bit of a

829
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: giggle when they flip you over. I want a message

830
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: to be written on your bottom, or as Sting woulds,

831
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: a message on your body, writing a message your bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was tight. That was live everyone anyway, That's it's.

833
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 2: Cool when we do it and people are like, wow,

834
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: that was live as you say it was.

835
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Speaker 1: That was awesome.

836
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 3: So anyway, so I know I want to write a

837
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Speaker 3: message on your bottom. I'm not creative enough to think

838
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Speaker 3: of what I want to write.

839
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Speaker 1: You are?

840
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: You just want a band of people to gather behind

841
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Speaker 2: you so that you don't feel guilty for doing it.

842
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much it.

843
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: Actually, thirty one o six fives out number Get involved Australia.

844
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Speaker 2: We're doing this. He's getting a colon leave the studio

845
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Speaker 2: in like half an hour.

846
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: Say what should we write in permanent marker? Well, we'll

847
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Speaker 1: talk about what the market will be. We'll talk.

848
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that permanent marker or paint on his

849
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Speaker 3: bottom to give the surgeon a gigg or message John

850
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Speaker 3: his spot.

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Speaker 1: God, I'm glad you brought this back. Here he goes again,

852
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: writing a message John his spot.

853
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 3: You decide the message Australia, give us a call, will

854
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: take him up.

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00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 2: NeXT's will it's a Thursday afternoon, Woods and in.

856
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Speaker 1: We're just joining us. This is a little bit personable.

857
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: But I'm very.

858
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Speaker 2: Nervous about the fact that I'm getting a kolonoscopy tonight,

859
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: very worried about it, and I just figured the best

860
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 2: way to talk about it. Heavy bit of a laugh

861
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: about it, that's right, have a bit of a laugh

862
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 2: about the fact there's a camera going right up there, Yeah,

863
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: to chest if there's some polyps, which we've discussed before

864
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: the song. We don't need to get into the nitty

865
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Speaker 2: gritty of why the camera is up at the tushy,

866
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 2: but what we do need to get down to is

867
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: what message I should write on your bottom? So the

868
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Speaker 2: surgeon gets a giggle when he goes to put the

869
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Speaker 2: tube up the bottom. Yes, so it's a great moment,

870
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: just to give everyone a little bit of perspective, or

871
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: just to paint the picture here. I'm going to get

872
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: nude in a gown beforehand, they're I was going to

873
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: see my a bare bum.

874
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 1: I currently have a meer.

875
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: Cat already tattooed on my bum as well, which is

876
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: your spirit animal. So if you can tie in the

877
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 2: mere cat with the bum as well, extra points totally.

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00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to know. That gets quite complicated.

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00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 3: Let's got any here on thirteen one oh six five, Annie,

880
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 3: what message should we write on Will's bottom?

881
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Speaker 15: I can? You should right mine the gap?

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00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very good, Annie, that's good stuff. Don't mind.

883
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: I like that. Annie. It's good to be safe, you know,

884
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: good to be careful when you're approaching.

885
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: A little bit of a reference to the London underground

886
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: for everyone that's been over to London.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get that. I thought it was a cliff.

888
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: I thought it was a cliff gag.

889
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's go to gin Gin fitting one six five, Jin,

890
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 3: what do you think we should what I should write

891
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: on Will's bottom for his colonoscopy.

892
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 10: This is MTV.

893
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 15: Welcome to my crew.

894
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 6: Like that.

895
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: I really like that.

896
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 3: I think that's in the lead because mainly I get

897
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: the first gag. Let's go to Andrea. Andrea, what do

898
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 3: you think I should write on Will's bum for his colonoscopy?

899
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 15: Wh your feet before you went?

900
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 1: That's good, that's very good.

901
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: There's plenty of hair in around there. I mean to

902
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 2: talk about. I think a door, Matt, I think we

903
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 2: should wax you down.

904
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.

905
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 3: No, I think we should wax you down. It'll make

906
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 3: it easy for the message to be written. What are

907
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 3: you writing the message?

908
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 7: Like?

909
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: What are we doing this in Biro? No, like a

910
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: like a texter, like a permanent You want to go

911
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: the permanent maker. And I don't want to have to

912
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 3: write on one of the hospitals.

913
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 2: Like twenty minutes made. It doesn't need to be tattooed

914
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: on me. It can just be like a little.

915
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: If you're going to do it. So someone gave me

916
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: some No, it's not that hairy as well.

917
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: You're going to be able to You and me both

918
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: know that your you're going to be harry. You're going

919
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: to be able to get to the skin. Just no,

920
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: not just it's not like.

921
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: The Amazon.

922
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 3: Let's go to Kelly, Kelly, what do you think we

923
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: should write on Will's bottom for his colun escopy?

924
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 16: So I reckon what you should do is like draw

925
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 16: on a little QR code on there, and then you'd

926
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 16: like write above it.

927
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 10: Please scan.

928
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: Kelly. That is genius. It's topical.

929
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 3: It's topical, and I love the idea of the seargerment

930
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 3: actually going enough. He's already got his mask on one

931
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 3: and then he gets his phone and scans Kelly, you're

932
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 3: a genius.

933
00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 13: Regon.

934
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: We should be that one. Great.

935
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 2: Well, look we've only got twenty minutes and then I'm

936
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 2: off to the hospital, so you need to we'll go

937
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: to a song on track. I was about to say

938
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 2: we're get a permanent marker, and I think we're just

939
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: going to draw some sort of like chess boarders.

940
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can do that all right.

941
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: I think legally we're going to be able to put

942
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 2: this on our Instagram so you'll be able to see

943
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: the photo of exactly what this is going to look like.

944
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to take my phone in with

945
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: me on the Will and Woody socials as well and

946
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: hopefully get a nurse or something to fill me in

947
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: the studio.

948
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: Why don't we sneak me in because you won't be

949
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: allowed at a hospital. Put some scrubs on me. Sneaking

950
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: you in, mate, it's a lot of James Bond movie.

951
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 2: Will's winking at me when I sneak. I'm not sneaking

952
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: you into the hospital. I'm not seeing you in the hospital.

953
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask a nurse politely if they can

954
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: film the theater so hopefully people can see when the.

955
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: Gastro first sees the QR and that nurse looks a

956
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: lot like me. All right, anyway? Can I get a

957
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: texture here? We haven't got logsdasting now, willing moody, It

958
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: stirs out THEMBO. It's back in twenty twenty one.

959
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 2: One of the best moments of last year's show, though,

960
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty, was when a friend of mine, Dylan,

961
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 2: pranked his then fiance Alice, live on the radio under

962
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: the premise of could any man.

963
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: Double book his wedding day? And look, could it happened?

964
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: He was game enough to do it in hindsight, messing

965
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: with a COVID bride who'd already moved the date of

966
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: the wedding twice and changed the numbers twice. It was

967
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: a really bad idea.

968
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 5: My brother rang today.

969
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 8: He's been able to secure a game at this golf club.

970
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 8: It's actually pretty close to our wedding venue.

971
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 5: The catch years.

972
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 8: It's actually on our wedding day.

973
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, I can't even know you Els, it's will

974
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 3: and Woody here.

975
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: It's a frank. It's a frank all.

976
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 4: Dylan.

977
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: Now, I retained my invite to the wedding. I was

978
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: at the wedding on the weekend. Did it blow up

979
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: in my face? Said about it right up next on

980
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: Wildcat Wow heys willing Woody Thursday afternoon. I hope everyone's

981
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: having a wonderful drive home Woods. Twenty twenty you'd think

982
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 2: was behind us. You'd think, so we are back in

983
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. Great to be live on your radios, guys.

984
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: But look, there's a ghost of twenty twenty which I

985
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: thought I would leave behind, but which was always going

986
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: to follow me. There's always a chance that was going

987
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: to follow me into twenty twenty one. It was your

988
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: idea to prank a COVID bright last year. You you

989
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 2: recruited the groom who's a good friend of yours, Ylan,

990
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: and you basically asked him to make a phone call

991
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 2: suggesting some changes to the schedule of the wedding.

992
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

993
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 2: Well, the premise the premiers behind the call was was

994
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: there a groom bold enough to double book themselves for

995
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: their wedding day? And which is an outrageous proposition. My

996
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 2: friend Dylan, who just got married in the weekend. By

997
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 2: the way, congratulations Jill's news. And I'm honestly given the

998
00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 2: way this call went, glad Ford slash relief that they

999
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 2: actually got married. Like, there was a moment at the

1000
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: end of this call where I think we were all like, wow,

1001
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: look great radio, but we're bitten off way more than

1002
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: we can chew. You were panicking, panicking. We actually we

1003
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: actually had to play another song. We're gonna go like

1004
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 2: obviously I'm going to talk again on the on the show.

1005
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 2: And I was like, Noah, we need to play it

1006
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 2: on the song. I needed to call him, call her.

1007
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 2: She wasn't. She wasn't answering my calls. If you haven't

1008
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 2: heard her, this is Dylan. Last year, in the middle

1009
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 2: of a pandemic. They've moved their wedding date twice. Can

1010
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: I just add I mean, like, when you start to

1011
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: go through it all again. It was in bad taste.

1012
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 1: It was dumb. It was dumb.

1013
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 2: They've moved their date twice, they changed their numbers twice,

1014
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: and we decided to prank on the live on the radio.

1015
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 3: I surprised you didn't get cut, given that numbers were

1016
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 3: being reduced. But here is the prank.

1017
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh god, Hello, this is Ellie. Oh hey, wait to

1018
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: see Oh Hi? They going to awake on ID.

1019
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1020
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 8: I think it's work in the office, So just on

1021
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 8: the work fine. Hey, I just wanted to run something

1022
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 8: by you. So my brother rang today. He's got he's

1023
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 8: been able to secure a game.

1024
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: At this golf club.

1025
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 8: It's actually pretty close to our wedding venue, the catches.

1026
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 8: It's actually on our wedding day, would you believe. But

1027
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 8: I've had to chat I had to chat this with

1028
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 8: the venue girls, and they're they're all around it. If

1029
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 8: we if we could potentially push the ceremony.

1030
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 5: Start back to like five now, hey, no, no, I thought.

1031
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 8: I thought you might say that. So I think the

1032
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 8: kicker is I've got two spart spots and your mum

1033
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 8: and dad. Obviously they're mad golfers. If they were to

1034
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 8: if they were to join us.

1035
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 10: It's thing an hour and a half of our wedding

1036
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 10: that for you to play a.

1037
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 11: Game of golf?

1038
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:50,959
Speaker 3: Are you having?

1039
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 15: Are you?

1040
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 10: Are you joking?

1041
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 8: Well, it's like a once in a lifetime opportunity.

1042
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 5: I don't want to get on in Australia. Okay, fine,

1043
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 5: I can't even know.

1044
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody here. It's a Frank All.

1045
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 2: Dylan, extraordinary wild So she hangs up. I'm pretty sure

1046
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 2: the relationships over Dylan. I don't know what sort of

1047
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: groundwork you did there. I mean, who knows. That's off

1048
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: to him? But well done, great bit of audio. She

1049
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: gives this permission to play. The call all a bit

1050
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: of a laugh, needless to say, however, wedding was on

1051
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 2: the weekend. I'm rocking up.

1052
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: Nervous. In fact, I was. When I was looking for

1053
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: my name on the seating chart. There was a big chance.

1054
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: I was thinking to myself, I'm not going to see

1055
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: Will McMahon on the seating chart. I was just like,

1056
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe not. I hadn't seen them yet,

1057
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: obviously because they're getting married. So I was just like,

1058
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,959
Speaker 2: I'm here, but maybe I'm gone. I was there, huge

1059
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: relief and this whole time thinking, you know what I've

1060
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: been forgiven everything, everything's gone forgotten, doesn't matter time, He's everything.

1061
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: The best man who gets up, my best one of

1062
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 2: my good friends, Daniel gets up and then cues the

1063
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: DJ to play a techno remix.

1064
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: Outstanding of the entire phone call outstanding? Have I got

1065
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: the audio? You betterbody believe it.

1066
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 5: Hey, I just wanted to run something by you. So

1067
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 5: my brother rang today.

1068
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 8: He's been able to secure a game at this golf

1069
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 8: club is actually pretty close to our wedding venue. The

1070
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 8: catch years it's actually on our wedding day.

1071
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 5: But I've had a chat with the venue girls and

1072
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 5: they're all around it.

1073
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 8: If we could potentially push the ceremony to.

1074
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 5: Start back to like five No, I thought you might

1075
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 5: say that. I think the kicker is.

1076
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 8: I've got two best spots and your mum and dad,

1077
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 8: the mad golfers if they were to.

1078
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 5: If they were to join an hour and a half

1079
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 5: of our wedding night for you to play a game

1080
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 5: of golf.

1081
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: Wow, so good.

1082
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: The death look from the bride could kill, It could kill.

1083
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 3: Thanks so much for joining us, guys. It just gets

1084
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: worse for you. I mean, I love that you've brought

1085
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 3: up that embarrassment. But you need to actually leave now

1086
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 3: because you're about to go to hospital.

1087
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: You're about to get a colonoscopy.

1088
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 3: And the exciting thing for everyone if you've just joined us,

1089
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: is that you have agreed to put a message on

1090
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 3: your bottom.

1091
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 2: I want to brighten the I want to brighten the

1092
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 2: surgeon's day. I want to brighten his day. That he

1093
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 2: sees a lot of bums. He sees a lot of

1094
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: boring bombs. He has one hundred of these every day.

1095
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 2: We want to give him a bit of a giggle.

1096
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: That's right, We're giveing him a real gift.

1097
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 3: And the message is going to be I think it's topical.

1098
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: With COVID.

1099
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 3: We're going to put a QR code on your bottom

1100
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: and then we're going to say scan upon entry. I

1101
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 3: think that's genius. It was Kelly's suggestion. If you want

1102
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 3: to see the message that we're going to put on

1103
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 3: Will's bum, go to our What are.

1104
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: You even going to see?

1105
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: It's on my bum It is currently on my bum,

1106
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: so you can.

1107
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: Go and check it out.

1108
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 2: And also I should mention we're gonna I'm going to

1109
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: try if I can to give my phone to one

1110
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 2: of the nurses.

1111
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: When I go into the theater.

1112
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 2: So hopefully we can see whether or not we get

1113
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 2: a reaction out of the surgeon as he rolls me over.

1114
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to see that, I'd say join

1115
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 3: us on Instagram.

1116
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 7: Now.

1117
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: That video will come out on Friday.

1118
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 3: I imagine fingers goes good luck made as well with

1119
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 3: the surgery or not that you need lucky.

1120
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: This special there like a walrus wa. I imagine you

1121
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: look like a war was on the slab.

1122
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: That's what you look like on a slab anyway, Getting now,