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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian o'conne show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, what is the strangest thing you ever seen?

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Speaker 2: Paul in Ashburton's got some story, Christian strange neow I

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Speaker 2: ever saw kitchen sink spontaneously falling out of a tree

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Speaker 2: in a field in Fiji? This is a poem. There

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Speaker 2: was an old lady from Nantucket. What a great opening

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Speaker 2: line to an email. Now you had me at kitchen

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Speaker 2: sink spontaneously falling out of a tree in a field

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Speaker 2: in Fiji. We're on our honeymoon in Fiji, and a

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Speaker 2: taxi to the way to our resort. Driving through farmland,

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Speaker 2: saw a few cows, few trees near the road, and

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Speaker 2: how are we looking directly at this old tree? Have no.

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Speaker 1: Kitchen?

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Speaker 2: Sink appears and falls out of the tree. I did

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Speaker 2: a double take. I said to my wife, you see

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Speaker 2: that sink just fall down. I'm thinking out of the

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Speaker 2: sink It in the tree in the middle of nowhere. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: But another kill imeter down the road, I've seen another

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Speaker 2: sink beside the then a bit further on, the third

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Speaker 2: sink in the middle of the road. This time taxi

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Speaker 2: driver stops and just picks up the sink. And chucks

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Speaker 2: it in the back seat next to my wife. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: even say anything. We carry on. We move on. A

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Speaker 2: bit further down the road, a bus is pulled over.

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Speaker 2: There are passengers running around picking up these sinks that

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Speaker 2: are just littering the side of the road. We keep going.

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Speaker 2: Finally we catch up the small with the source, a

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Speaker 2: small tray truck as a stack of the remaining sinks

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Speaker 2: on the back unsecured. The driver is unaware that the

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Speaker 2: load is catching wind and going off. So I said

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Speaker 2: the taxi driver, should you you too, and say anything?

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Speaker 2: Goes no, because obviously one of the sinks is in

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Speaker 2: the current. He doesn't want to give it back. Christen

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Speaker 2: to this stave, I've never met another person who's seen

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Speaker 2: a sink fall out of a tree.

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Speaker 1: It still doesn't explain.

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Speaker 2: Now, how did he get up the tree? I understand

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Speaker 2: the being littered on the road, Jack, you saw a

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Speaker 2: strange thing recently. I saw a man trying on a

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Speaker 2: puffer jacket over the top of his puffer jacket. All right,

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Speaker 2: So the strangest thing you've ever seen, Carol, I saw

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Speaker 2: a woman on the train. She had horns. Now I

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Speaker 2: was on the Craigie burn line, but still horns. Christian.

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Speaker 2: I went to the foot at the g one day.

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Speaker 2: I had to organize something in the member's tent. So

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting in line, just looking around without seeing anything,

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Speaker 2: when I noticed a man standing just behind me on

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Speaker 2: the left. So I turned this out. I look thing

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Speaker 2: to see who he is, and it like it was

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Speaker 2: the most natural thing in the whe He's got a

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Speaker 2: white rabbit on his shoulder. And he was admitted into

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Speaker 2: the member sension. Christian. I saw a neighbor one day

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Speaker 2: vacuuming his tiled roof and guttering while standing on the roof.

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Speaker 2: That's a way to get it clean. That is, yes,

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Speaker 2: a dangerous way. Know me. He's on the line. Good

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Speaker 2: want you know me? Morning morning? And what is straight

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Speaker 2: to it? And what is the strangest thing you've ever seen?

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Speaker 1: So you ago. I was riding my horse in the

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Speaker 1: Mountain Disappointment State forest, just sit through the bush and

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Speaker 1: along a do it road. I was riding along and

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Speaker 1: there was a car with a trailer and there was

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Speaker 1: a man that was loading his trailer fire and he

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Speaker 1: was wearing like a wooly jumper and a hat. And

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Speaker 1: as I got closer, I noticed that he was naked

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Speaker 1: from the waist down. And it was a cold day

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Speaker 1: and I was on my own at my horse, and

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Speaker 1: this man was loading firewood into his trailer's pants on,

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Speaker 1: and if I got closer, he saw me, and he

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Speaker 1: dust down behind the trailer all embarrassed, so I could

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Speaker 1: just see his jumper in his hat, and it seemed

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Speaker 1: to take forever to ride past the trailer.

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Speaker 2: That is unbelieva. Was he wearing boots or anything, or

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Speaker 2: just completely naked?

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Speaker 1: I didn't notice.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to have a pair around there, nerve

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Speaker 2: he's wearing cowber boots or anything? What kind of foot

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Speaker 2: where he was rocking?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was looking really closely.

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