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Speaker 1: Brillant podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now I need to spell something out for you. For

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Speaker 2: people that know us, know what we look like. You'd

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Speaker 2: know that Woody looks like a surfer.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's got you know, you've got You've got should

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Speaker 3: You've got shoulder length blonde hair, you're tanned, and you

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Speaker 3: wear a cloth bracelet on your wrist.

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Speaker 4: So you often I wear surfy style gear. Yeah, you were,

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Speaker 4: and I tried to because I like looking like you know,

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Speaker 4: it gives you a bit of strey. It's my expect.

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Speaker 1: But the funny thing is that you don't actually surf.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know you don't, but it was not

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Speaker 4: very good at it. That you don't serve.

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Speaker 1: You don't serve it all.

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Speaker 2: You don't own a surfboard, and as you said, you

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Speaker 2: trade off on your surfy looks all the time, which

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Speaker 2: I would.

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Speaker 1: Actually be okay with if I didn't surf.

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Speaker 5: I surf frustrates you, and you and you look like

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Speaker 5: an accountant. Sorry for those that don't, so more than

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Speaker 5: one estion. No one would think that you serve. I know,

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Speaker 5: so it kills me on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: On the weekend.

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Speaker 2: You took this too far. You took it way too far.

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Speaker 2: I went for a surf over a seven on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: You came out with me row you borrowed a wetsuit,

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Speaker 2: and what did you do?

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Speaker 4: You just floated around, just floated in the water. Idea

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Speaker 4: when he would give you so much flotation. So I

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Speaker 4: had a starfished out there before.

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Speaker 2: But you're in the wa so you're budding out of

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Speaker 2: the water, epic and you and I, you know, And

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Speaker 2: I was just trying to not talk to you because

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Speaker 2: I was hanging out with other guys out there, obviously

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Speaker 2: hanging out on boards as well.

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Speaker 1: You like this kind of seal with dreadlocks.

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Speaker 4: I was just in the weighing of all the surfers

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Speaker 4: floating around plane in the air.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, we went after after we've been out in

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Speaker 2: the water together, we're into the supermarket afterwards. I took

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Speaker 2: my wet suit off like any normal person does afterwards,

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Speaker 2: and you kept yours on because it kept you street

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Speaker 2: cred going and kept the dream alive.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely. Now.

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Speaker 2: The other the other part about this is my surfboard

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Speaker 2: I left in the car and I went into the

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Speaker 2: supermarket to get the boys some dinner.

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Speaker 4: And I drive an suv. It's a surfy looking.

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Speaker 1: It was all. You didn't have to get out of

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Speaker 1: the car, but you did.

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Speaker 4: Ye hang around. You can hung around in my car.

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Speaker 2: You could stand in the car with your surf with

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Speaker 2: your wet suit rolled halfway down and you surfboard in

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Speaker 2: your car basically look just waiting for somebody to come

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Speaker 2: and talk to you about the surf.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely absolutely, and that happened.

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Speaker 1: In fact, someone that we know came into the car park.

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Speaker 2: They saw you, They saw that, they saw that the

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Speaker 2: wet suit, obviously, they saw your hair, your whole look,

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Speaker 2: plus my surfboard in the car two.

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Speaker 1: Plus twohkles four.

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Speaker 2: I walk outside after having paid for the dinner, bought

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Speaker 2: everything whatever. Obviously I'm carrying all the bags. See you

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Speaker 2: with a wetsuit half rolled down at the surfboard. You're

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Speaker 2: talking to someone about the swell. And I couldn't believe it. Here,

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Speaker 2: I am absolutely stop it.

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Speaker 4: I walk out.

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Speaker 1: I'm furious, I see this.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't believe this, jealous, And just as

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Speaker 2: I walk over to go and burst your bubble and

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Speaker 2: just explain to this person that you've floated like a

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Speaker 2: bunch of kelp instead of actually surfing something happened.

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Speaker 1: He absolutely, he burst into laughters in laughter.

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Speaker 2: We don't go into it because you so clearly gave

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Speaker 2: away the fact.

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Speaker 1: That you didn't actually surf.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I slipped up. I slipped up.

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Speaker 1: Now, thirteen one O sixty five is our phone number?

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think that was?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I'd love I mean, if you're a surfer, you can

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Speaker 2: you can call and maybe have a guess at it.

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Speaker 2: But anybody should be able to get this. What did

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Speaker 2: would he do to.

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Speaker 1: Give away the fact that he definitely didn't.

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Speaker 5: Surf and there was no coming back from it as

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Speaker 5: well as soon as the person made or figured it out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was no absolutely not. Got Dave here thirty

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Speaker 4: one sixty five, Dave? What do you think this person noticed? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm goody guys. Yeah, when what was asked how it was.

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Speaker 5: We suggested it was barreling and four foot and cleaner.

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Speaker 4: In fact, there was set two foots dribbly on shore.

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Speaker 2: Ah at that day. That's very it's technical surfing gear.

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Speaker 2: He wouldn't have even gone for that. He would have

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Speaker 2: steered the conversation away from that sort of area. Yaou

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Speaker 2: We knew he would.

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Speaker 4: Have been shown up.

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Speaker 2: Thanks the call day, I've got Scott here, Scott, how

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Speaker 2: do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: Woods?

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Speaker 1: Got shown up?

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Speaker 2: I'd missed the start out of the story, but I

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Speaker 2: had assumed that he had the leg strap on his

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Speaker 2: wrists instead of.

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Speaker 5: Actually, funnily enough, I've done that before, Scott.

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Speaker 4: But I learned from that mistake, so I wasn't wasn't

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Speaker 4: that wasn't good, guess.

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Speaker 2: Tara Woods got shown up as a non surfer in

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Speaker 2: the car park to the supermarket. What do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: It was?

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Speaker 1: But he didn't wear his surf suit properly.

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Speaker 4: I think that he either were backwards inside out or

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Speaker 4: didn't they how to wear it at all. She's got ahead.

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Speaker 1: Standing talking this way had been.

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Speaker 2: Jeez made moms are like out there when he skates

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Speaker 2: fast that with whatever a loop language he uses, and

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Speaker 2: the boat just looks down and then sees the kneepads

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Speaker 2: are on the.

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Speaker 4: Backs of his knees.

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Speaker 1: He was actually wearing the.

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Speaker 2: Fact to run, which is amazing because on the way

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Speaker 2: into the water. Actually, when he put the wetsuit on,

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Speaker 2: he turned to me and literally felt the neepads at

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Speaker 2: the back of his legs and said, God, it's good

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Speaker 2: that they really protect the back of the see what

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Speaker 2: and Woody