WEBVTT - MINI: Christian Gets Woke

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Connel Show podcast. Yesterday we

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<v Speaker 1>had Logan Martin on and it was a lovely chat.

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<v Speaker 1>If you remember him at the Tokyo Games, he was

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that just smashed totally aced everybody else in

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<v Speaker 1>the freestyle bmxing and it was incredible. He's on yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lovely guy. His auntie Tracy asked him

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<v Speaker 1>to give us a call and at the end we said,

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<v Speaker 1>what's a guilty pleasure? It wasn't really a guilty pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually joked that our demograph of audience wouldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>the song by is it a Liver? Olivia Rodrigo Rodrigo.

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<v Speaker 1>After the show, Jack goes to me, I was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the biggest songs on TikTok because Jackson influencer. So

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, I'm going to use this to my advance today.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day Monday to Friday, when it's my daughter's a

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<v Speaker 1>lunch break from her online horror of homescoring, and right

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<v Speaker 1>we watch a TV show whatever she wants to sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and watch together and I saw out the food.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes it can be twuite a tough crowd. You've

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<v Speaker 1>met Lois, She's a tough kid. She's a fifteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old teenager. You know we had Ant Middleton on earlier

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<v Speaker 1>says special Forces, you know, breaks down seventies on se

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<v Speaker 1>s he tough enough. If he got in my fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter, the withering, they just say, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's like, you went, you were he's a teenager.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the whole lives. They've been watching you write,

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<v Speaker 1>and suddenly you see where the little weakness is right

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<v Speaker 1>where the where the key is to the hurt locker

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<v Speaker 1>that you thought is buried. They will pick that lock

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<v Speaker 1>and get right in there. Jim. And when she came

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<v Speaker 1>in on this show, when two questions broke you, she

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<v Speaker 1>broke me. Yeah, but what do you think asking a

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen year old, am I cool?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was cool, and I thought she would go,

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<v Speaker 2>yes this, Yeah, my dad's lame, but you are cool

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<v Speaker 2>and lucky we have you.

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<v Speaker 1>On the show.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't think I was still turned on you. I

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<v Speaker 2>also asked how old do you think I am? I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I actually thought I look younger than I.

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<v Speaker 1>Do in my early thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets, I look thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven and that crushed him. So anyway, yesterday I go

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<v Speaker 1>in thinking when I just mentioned this driver's license song,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as we're on the couch before about to

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<v Speaker 1>watch Brooklyn nine nine was what she yeah, sound on yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>So she sits on the count. She straight away she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk because she just wants that's her time. And

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<v Speaker 1>I go, hey, hang on a minute. She pauses it.

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<v Speaker 1>I now get I talk for a living right, I

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<v Speaker 1>will go and do stand up anywhere. I now get

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<v Speaker 1>dry mouth. I go, oh, the spotlight on you driver's

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<v Speaker 1>license was the song time talk Oliver Ollie. I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>go with the song title. I go, hey, you know

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<v Speaker 1>the song I do this? I do you know? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about it? I went, I even't lied, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say it came from you. I went, yes, it's driving

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<v Speaker 1>back today. Just listen to some new tunes and that

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<v Speaker 1>drive who is groaning in here? That driver's license track? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard that? Isn't it brilliant? She goes up there,

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<v Speaker 1>she looks at me with her and she goes, came out,

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<v Speaker 1>I like at the start.

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<v Speaker 2>Of this year, it's already dead and gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Presses play away. Sit there in a horrible silence, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the count swallows me. Oh, I'm hearing in this is

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<v Speaker 1>this in my mind? And I even said to her nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing she wants. It's just it's just, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just over. It's a long time ago. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what that song's about? I went, I'm guessing. We then

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<v Speaker 1>get into it go it's guessing that she gets a

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<v Speaker 1>driver's license, she drives away from him. She goes surprisingly close.

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<v Speaker 1>That is doesn't want to give an inch. The end

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<v Speaker 1>of the couch chat. Now, please help me out here.

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<v Speaker 1>If any any of you hipsters are listening right now,

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<v Speaker 1>what song I'm going to go back in today? And

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<v Speaker 1>my dad, I'm trying on this couch every day at lunchtime.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the toughest gick in my life. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>really fed up. She's just over. They order teenagers are

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<v Speaker 1>They're over lockdown and you got your old man trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get some chit chat during you a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of headspace to eat and just watch a TV show?

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<v Speaker 1>What song can I name drop to that? I might

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<v Speaker 1>even record her reaction right just to see how tough

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<v Speaker 1>it is in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we need something I guess extremely current because I

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<v Speaker 2>would have said brand news.

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<v Speaker 1>It just goes to show we know nothing about TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Please give me a song, give me a story that

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<v Speaker 1>I can just drop in there. Today The Christian O'Connell

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