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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody Shot afternoon everyone, Will and

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Speaker 1: Bodie getting your home on a very special Thursday. We're

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Speaker 1: here for pizza Hart's unreal deals This afternoon, Woulds and

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Speaker 1: the unreal deal that everyone got yesterday on the radio

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Speaker 1: was you calling your first date since you've been single? Yep,

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Speaker 1: to organize the date. It was a little treat for

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Speaker 1: everyone who has tuned in at five o'clock. But for

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Speaker 1: those of you who are just tuning in, have a

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Speaker 1: listen to this.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I should mention that you can call me Ibis

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Speaker 2: because I've been chicking you out. Yeah. Do you know

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Speaker 2: any food allergies?

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Speaker 1: Are just no?

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Speaker 3: Is he really awesome?

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Speaker 2: Perfect? I've got a couple, but you don't need to

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Speaker 2: worry about them.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 2: I was given that opening line. By the way, more

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Speaker 2: On called Josh.

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Speaker 1: At the time.

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Speaker 2: The show, and Josh said, go with that little killed

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Speaker 2: I've been telling you only killed with me. Well that

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Speaker 2: was a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: The great news for everyone is that the date did

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Speaker 1: happen last Yes, we filmed the whole thing. Yes we

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Speaker 1: recorded the whole thing. Yes we will reveal all to

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Speaker 1: you guys later on, so please keep it here to

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Speaker 1: find it out. Plus the stand review the Sock of Silence.

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Speaker 1: It's all happening here on Will and would it look

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Speaker 1: for the big things. But we'll be covering later on

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Speaker 1: all right, so would just a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: public service announcement here. There has been a particular type

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Speaker 1: of egg that has been recalled. One hundred thousands of

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Speaker 1: eggs were called over supermarkets throughout Australia because of a

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Speaker 1: rare salmonell strain. Oh right, yeah, I'm not gonna put

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Speaker 1: my job or my caons on the line and say

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Speaker 1: what the company is. Sure, sure that there is a

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Speaker 1: company that you guys can do a bit of investigating yourself.

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Speaker 2: But sorry, going forward though, if you've just bought some eggs,

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Speaker 2: throw them out.

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Speaker 1: No, I just go online and google it. I probably

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Speaker 1: can say it. It's just not worth my wife. Sure, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you're well not worth your while. I'm gonna stop talking. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about Forrest Gump. This movie.

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Speaker 2: My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.

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Speaker 5: You never know what you're going to get.

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Speaker 2: Great movie. You think it's a stinker. Will, But how's

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Speaker 2: this not like Tom Hanks. I'd love Tom Hank.

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Speaker 1: He's only got one character I know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now I've thought about this. By the way, go on,

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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks, don't say Woody toy story. It's not that sad.

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Speaker 1: No, he's always has like mildly good intentions in the background,

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Speaker 1: like struggling through.

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Speaker 2: That's every carry.

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Speaker 1: Does not play a villain, mate, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, okay, the news today is that Forest Gump came

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Speaker 2: very close to getting a sequel.

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Speaker 1: He's nauseating. Stop it's nase.

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Speaker 2: Stop it. He is a saint, He's an absolute saint.

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Speaker 2: And you know, not as he's a bad person.

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Speaker 1: I don't like him as an actor.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, fair enough, you're right to your opinion. But

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Speaker 2: as this, the sequel of Forest Gump, which isn't going ahead,

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Speaker 2: was going to include him in the back of O. J.

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Speaker 2: Simpson's car during the famous police chase that was going

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Speaker 2: to be incorporated into the sequel. And how's this Forrest

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Speaker 2: Gump was going to become a ballroom dancer, a professional

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Speaker 2: ballroom dancer, and he was going to dance with Princess

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Speaker 2: Diana so Footlet now, I'm not sure. I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: what the song selection is, but I think this would

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Speaker 2: have been good.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a stinker gump, it does. It does sound

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Speaker 1: like a stinker. Everyone's thinking. Fine. Story here today is

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Speaker 1: that NASA astronauts they're under attack in space. Currently dangerous

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Speaker 1: stuff here, you know, but it's not by aliens, it's

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Speaker 1: not by a rogue media.

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Speaker 2: Right, space rubbish, not by my space rubs. Big problem

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Speaker 2: in space apparently space rubbish.

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Speaker 1: Herpes actually is what's going on there? Herpyes, the NASA

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Speaker 1: has made a statement admitting that a lot of their

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Speaker 1: astronauts are suffering from herpes.

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Speaker 2: They're just leaving around up there.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't know the shaky little We don't know that.

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Speaker 2: I'll go to the Russian space station now I've been

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Speaker 2: up here for a while, a little bit lonely. He's

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Speaker 1: Better line than.

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Speaker 2: You can see from here.

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Speaker 1: What have you bought?

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Speaker 2: Two?

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Speaker 1: Justify a Bunnings snack? A little of a story of that.

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Speaker 1: PA today would about the fact that Bunnings could be

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Speaker 1: canning their snags. A lot more people shopping online.

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Speaker 2: It's a travesty. It could be a travesty.

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Speaker 1: It's an absolute travesty. Personally, you might as well call

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Speaker 2: I tend to agree.

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Speaker 1: It is just it's the best part about going to

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Speaker 1: bunny It's a.

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Speaker 2: Stupid business move from Bunnings. To mean, I love Bunnings,

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Speaker 2: and I can't stress that enough how much I absolutely

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Speaker 2: just the beginning, how much I do love Bunnings. But

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Speaker 2: why would they want to get rid of the sauce?

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Speaker 1: So people shoving online? There's like some sort of like

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Speaker 2: Send us a sauce online? Is that what they're thinking, isn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're thinking about sending put a sausage

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Speaker 1: in process and hot process meat in the male, Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I started thinking about the Bunning snag saying I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, look, you know I do love a

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Speaker 1: Bunning snag. And then I started realizing that, like I

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Speaker 1: start asking myself the question, like would I actually go

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Speaker 1: to Bunnings if they didn't have the sausage?

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Speaker 2: It's the old debate is it the cake or is

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Speaker 2: it the icing? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's exactly fuck yeah. And then I started

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Speaker 1: thinking to myself, well, I took myself out to my

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Speaker 1: looking everything I've gotten there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I started.

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Speaker 1: Going through them and going like, Okay, when I bought that,

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Speaker 1: did I go for the drill or did I go

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Speaker 1: for a snag? Did I go for the hammer or

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Speaker 1: did I actually go for a snack. I started to

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Speaker 1: realize we had about a fifty percent hit rate. This

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Speaker 1: is my girlfriend and I sim who absolutely dies for

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Speaker 1: a bunning snag as well, like, yeah, she dreams of

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Speaker 1: these things. I started realizing that about fifty percent of

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Speaker 1: the stuff, and our shit, which was just gathering dust,

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Speaker 2: Brilliant, So you just need to justify it to the

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Speaker 2: trip to Bunnings needs to be justified. So you go like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we need to go to Bunnings together, and you just

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Speaker 2: make it up. Well, we buzz saw.

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Speaker 1: This a couple of times. Well we're not going to

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Speaker 1: a buzz or what is a buzz saw by the way.

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Speaker 2: No idea, but you'll get there eventually because you just

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Speaker 2: want to go there for the sausage.

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Speaker 1: Or there's so many times we've driven past it and

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Speaker 1: we've literally driven past Bunnies and you know, we drive

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Speaker 1: turn to sim and I'll go, do do I don't

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Speaker 1: need anything from Bunnings? And we'll see the sausages and

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Speaker 1: we just lie to each other. We need some new

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Speaker 1: pebbles for the path. Oh, we're thinking about getting at something.

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Speaker 2: You do always need pebbles. Well, you'll need pebbles one

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Speaker 2: day at some stage, come to think of it. My

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Speaker 2: dad once came home, you know, duwel wielding sausages from

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Speaker 2: Bunnings one time and he came home with a high

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Speaker 2: pressure hose. Dad, what do we need the high pressure

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Speaker 2: hose for? He didn't have an answer for me, like,

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Speaker 2: we've got a hose. I don't know why we need that.

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Speaker 1: So I thought this was ridiculous. I sort of came

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Speaker 1: on you, not joining if anybody else would call, but

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Speaker 1: thirty one six fives the phone number. What have you bought?

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Speaker 1: Just to justify a bunning snack? And from the partner's angle, like,

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Speaker 1: I reckon. My girlfriend is smiling to herself if she's listening,

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Speaker 1: Now screw you, Sam.

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Speaker 2: Because she convinces you.

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Speaker 1: I reckon. There's a lot of times when I found

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Speaker 1: myself in Bunnings. I'm like, oh yeah, we really do

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Speaker 1: need that gravel flattener.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, And.

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Speaker 1: We come back with it and I've never used it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she's got her sausage.

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Speaker 1: She's got a sausage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Talking Bunnies every Australian's favorite shop. What I'm asking the

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Speaker 1: question though? I mean you, I think the analogy you

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Speaker 1: used before could not have been better.

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to repeat it?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're wondering if people do go to Bunnings and

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Speaker 2: they sort of just like make up that they need

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Speaker 2: something from Bunnings, so they get so they can get

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Speaker 2: a sausage. So I metaphorically describe this as what is

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Speaker 2: the cake and what is the icing?

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 1: Very good stuff that's arguably your best work ever.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Or in my girlfriend's case, what have you convinced your

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Speaker 1: partner that they need just so you could grab a

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Speaker 1: stag on a Saturday morning? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We got Jonathan here, Jonathan, what did you buy?

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Speaker 3: I bought two shovels two weeks ago? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you just stop at one?

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Speaker 7: John with that time?

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Speaker 1: Mate? You didn't just stop at the one?

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Speaker 7: No? No, I bought two because I had to come

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Speaker 7: home with darting.

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Speaker 2: And so and if you used the shovels, Jonathan Wrapte

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Speaker 2: still in the rabbit. Great stuff, And you got a sausage?

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Speaker 2: I got Greg? Here, Greg, what did you buy to

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Speaker 2: get the sausage?

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Speaker 1: I'm only a bit embarrassed to tell you this. I

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Speaker 1: bought a fifteen hundred and ninety seven dollars barbecue.

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Speaker 3: Was still in the box.

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Speaker 8: Six months later, I've had a big blue with missus

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Speaker 8: and we went back and bought a nine hundred and

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Speaker 8: ninety five dollars barbecue that's still in the box.

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Speaker 3: So I think we bought a twelve hundred and fifty

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Speaker 3: dollars sausage.

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Speaker 1: Great, Greg, Can I ask you I was going around before?

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of the time I get conned

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Speaker 1: into the thing because it's actually my partner that wants

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Speaker 1: the sausage. Is that your situation or is this a

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Speaker 1: bit of a duel?

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Speaker 3: Very much so? When it was a good induce to

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Speaker 3: get out of the car and have a sausage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's the one that winds about it. She's the

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Speaker 1: one that winds about it. We don't even use the barbie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I haven't got barbecue. Up now, get many

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Speaker 3: sausages do have to make to retep my money?

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Speaker 1: Stuff?

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Speaker 4: Agreeing?

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Speaker 2: You got Taylor here? Now, Taylor, Taylor, what did you

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Speaker 2: buy to just get the sausage?

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Speaker 9: Well, I've actually called to tell you that you're both

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Speaker 9: walking with it. You don't have to actually buy something

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally gi Yeah, I got bally here Balley, what

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Speaker 2: Why so why is that sick?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I just freaking asking anyone to dress

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Speaker 2: Well, technically it's for their kids, it's not for them.

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Speaker 1: They're leave and then like let her wear our own clothes.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, what the thing is, it's part of the job.

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Speaker 2: They're going to pay fifty two thousand dollars a year.

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Speaker 1: What's the benefit, the benefit for whom, for the people

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Speaker 2: The kids have this really special experience where you know,

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Speaker 1: What's the expression, never meet your heroes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe they're disproving that one will. Because how's this.

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Speaker 2: Elsa comes to your school, all the kids are going,

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Speaker 1: Elsa shoots some ice from your hands.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe she'll be able to do a magic trick

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Speaker 2: and you know, do that for the kids. I don't

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Speaker 1: You will walk around with a tray of ice cubes

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Speaker 2: Well, like I said, well I'm not the person playing else.

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Speaker 2: I think it's pretty cool. So you get this, Elsa's

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Speaker 1: Do they know where as Elsa or does she have

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Speaker 2: No show she would be permanently in character.

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Speaker 1: It is Elsa that is that's terrifying and.

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Speaker 2: By the way, they're also accepting Cinderella, so if there's

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Speaker 1: You get different Disney princesses on different days.

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Speaker 2: I think that the job application said, just give us

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Speaker 1: Give us your best princess. Yes, exactly right, right, then

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Speaker 2: Well no, maybe you could do that. You just keep

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Speaker 1: What do you want us to do?

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Speaker 2: Go to bed? Oh you can't get in here, so stuff. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: it's actually it will it's actually inspired me. It has

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Speaker 2: lines thirteen one oh sixty five. I want to hire

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Speaker 2: a friend.

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Speaker 1: Hire a friend.

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Speaker 2: Ye, hire a friend who will permanently be in character,

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Speaker 2: and I will pay right, I will pay very good money.

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Speaker 2: I'm being serious. So if you're out there right now,

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Speaker 2: and you can do a really good character, whether this

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Speaker 2: a Disney if you can do a good character, I

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Speaker 2: might hire you as a friend.

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Speaker 1: Why do you need to hire a friend? You've got

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Speaker 1: You've got mates.

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Speaker 2: But I don't have a character, mate, what an example

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Speaker 2: like Mickey Mouse? Everybody, you want someone to go to

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Speaker 2: the pub with that little guy? That'd be pretty fun.

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Speaker 1: He's pretty positive, isn't he going to say? Yes?

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Speaker 2: What if I going to dinner with missus Doubtfire? So

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Speaker 2: I aways have this like friend who is Missus Doubtfire

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Speaker 2: and I just hang out with it all day?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good?

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Speaker 2: What about Jack Sparrow when you marooned me on make

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Speaker 2: God for saken spit of land.

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Speaker 1: You've forgot one very important thing, mate, I'm Captain.

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Speaker 2: Jack Sparrow going sailing with that? With that guy?

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna go sailing.

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Speaker 2: He's on paying him so his bloody will gor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good person. You've paid to impersonate Jacks Arry,

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Speaker 1: He's not. He can't sail.

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Speaker 2: No, I'd right there than the sea as well. Make

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Speaker 2: sure you know how to say, I imagine just going

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Speaker 2: to the gym with this guy. Well, it's go to

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Speaker 2: the gym with that, But again.

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Speaker 1: Do they They have to be very strong and muscly

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Speaker 1: to be Nie.

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Speaker 2: That would help to play the character. My number, sorry,

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Speaker 2: our number my number for any friends, look pretty friends

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Speaker 2: out there? A number thirty one six five. If you

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Speaker 2: can play a really good character, and you would like

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Speaker 2: to be hired as my friend permanently playing this character,

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Speaker 2: call the show. Like I said, I pay.

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Speaker 1: Good by calling in character as well. Yes, yeah, that'd

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Speaker 1: be great. Let's just get straight to it. I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to Captain Jacks.

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Speaker 2: Bat and I'm paying cash Wood.

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Speaker 1: He's first date since he's been single. It happened last night,

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Speaker 1: revealing to everyone just what happened. Stay with us, m.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's it has to be heard

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Speaker 2: So as I'm concerned, it one of those great it's

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Speaker 2: the warm moments, and it's a shame that I'm the

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Speaker 2: the job application. You've got to be able to play

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Speaker 2: a very good character. And before I do, got to

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Speaker 2: Donald duck Will if you were, you know, if you

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Speaker 1: I think my Connory is my best Connor. You want

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Speaker 1: to hear the Connery? Well, if I could pretend to

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Speaker 1: be a friend for a day, that should probably show.

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Speaker 2: Me like fish Jesus Christ. Clap him, clap him, clap him,

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Speaker 2: clap him. Yeah, brilliant, that's a brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Do you prefer me? Would refer me as Conry?

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Speaker 2: I think going to like a cocktail bar with you

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Speaker 2: as Connery would be absolutely elate.

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Speaker 1: Right, but again I don't look like him.

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Speaker 2: We can do we can do a bit of work

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Speaker 2: plastic surgery these days, will it's amazing's surgery. Let's cross

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Speaker 2: now to Donald Duck. Hello, Donald Duck. Wow, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Can you get a beer tonight?

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Speaker 1: Don?

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Speaker 2: This is cool?

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Speaker 1: You love a what loves a pame?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 2: You love a parma?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's getting really weird all of a sudden call,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Donald, I'll call you from after hiring you.

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Speaker 2: We've got a call now from Yogi Bear. Hello, Yogi Bear.

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Speaker 8: I wasn't that chicken nigga basket? Great?

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Speaker 2: And finally we've got Arnold Schwartzenegger. Hello, Annie, everywhere to get.

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: I'm really good. You keen to came out for dinner tonight? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, body that was shocking. You really dropped it quickly.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Boys, Yesterday arguably my favorite moment on radio. It was spectacular.

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Speaker 1: since you've been single. Correct, it's been three four months.

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Speaker 2: For year five four. It's really good.

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Speaker 1: Five months. Yeah, I know. And then you only realized

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Speaker 1: formally asking her out live on the airwaves. Now. The

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Speaker 1: The opening line that you were given by a guy

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Speaker 2: My emphysis Josh, he wrecked everything.

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Speaker 1: Which you went with the line.

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Speaker 2: I've been chicking you out. Yeah, well you know any

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Speaker 2: Really awesome. Perfect. I've got a couple, but you don't

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Speaker 8: So good?

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Speaker 1: a time. You were out to dinner with Maddie, your

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Speaker 1: It's woody stand reviews.

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Speaker 2: Say a forbidden word and get punished.

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Speaker 12: He's gone.

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Speaker 1: Last week he reviewed now Apocalypse and had to tell

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Speaker 8: Well, that's confronting to me.

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Speaker 2: I probably won't cook again.

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Speaker 1: This week, billions.

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Speaker 4: I've got a good idea about who they are all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Wood, So you come in here week in, week out, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with absolute passion to review your favorite.

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Speaker 1: Now, deal is that you and I would happily be

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Speaker 1: the face about what we're watching on the stand. Ye.

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Speaker 1: The producers have allowed us to talk about it, but

444
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Speaker 1: with certain mitigating factors.

445
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Speaker 2: Yes, And the mitigating factors are that you give me

446
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of forbidden words. If I say those words,

447
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Speaker 2: I get punished during my review.

448
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Speaker 1: That's right, and Ben's punished quite a lot. Today is

449
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Speaker 1: a personal favorite, though it's a classic one for all

450
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Speaker 1: those out there, all those into classic punishments. I mean,

451
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Speaker 1: we've had Sam Growth serving a year, eaten a Lamb's

452
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Speaker 1: tongue smoothie, all sorts of things live on the radio.

453
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Speaker 1: But today standard mouse trap Woods.

454
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Speaker 2: It surprises me. I have another this money earlier because

455
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Speaker 2: it is a classic. So there are mouse traps in

456
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Speaker 2: front of me and I'm just putting my hand in them.

457
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Speaker 1: Yes, there's exact here right now, what show is it.

458
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's Billions this week. Will it's a bloody cracker. Okay, So,

459
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Speaker 2: like you said, it's season four, but we have the

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Speaker 2: time already.

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Speaker 1: I've got to give you words.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, sir, okay.

463
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Speaker 1: So your words are trade, money, gangster, business, and American.

464
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Speaker 1: They're the words you can't say five words whilst reviewing

465
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Speaker 1: season four of Billions. You've got mouse traps in front

466
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Speaker 1: of you. For every word that you say, you will

467
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Speaker 1: get trapped. The mouse trapped. They look painful. It's always

468
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Speaker 1: looked painful. I'm looking forward to this time in the clock.

469
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Speaker 1: Your time starts now.

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Speaker 2: Go all right, So Billions, like this is one of

471
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Speaker 2: the all time shows. We're up to season four, and

472
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Speaker 2: I mean the show just gets better and better, you

473
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Speaker 2: know how to. Usually shows maybe start winning a little

474
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Speaker 2: bit as they go on. This one just gets better.

475
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Speaker 2: One of the all time rivalries. You've got Chuck Rhodes

476
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Speaker 2: and Bobby Axel, rub the Rod himself. They're like Swift

477
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Speaker 2: and Kardashi and David and Golive, the Backstree Boys and

478
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Speaker 2: n Sync.

479
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Speaker 3: Will.

480
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so that they're so against each other. But

481
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Speaker 2: this season something different goes on because I reckon you know,

482
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Speaker 2: I'm without giving too much away, maybe these guys start

483
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Speaker 2: working together because they're so in deep together. Of course,

484
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Speaker 2: it is a world of the it's the world of finance.

485
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Speaker 2: It's a world of uh money, money, no, no, no,

486
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Speaker 2: a coach ah ow ow ow ow w that's quick.

487
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Speaker 2: Hi really okay?

488
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah it did.

489
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Speaker 2: I'll kill the mouse. Well who was I So it's

490
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Speaker 2: like the Wolf of Wall Street sort of. So Bobby

491
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Speaker 2: Axelrode is one of the great traders.

492
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Speaker 1: So it's an extension of.

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Speaker 4: The word.

494
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Speaker 1: Oh ha ha, I would have really all right, carry on,

495
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Speaker 1: you've only got to live in a time lamp ah.

496
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, so but okay, So when I was

497
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Speaker 2: talking about these two rivals, Chuck Rhodes, who works for

498
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Speaker 2: he's the government, he's the good guy. Bobby axl Rode,

499
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Speaker 2: he's doing dodgy stuff. They're trying to get him. They

500
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Speaker 2: actually start to come together because of another evil character.

501
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Speaker 2: It's John Malkovich. Get this. John Malcovich is playing a

502
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Speaker 2: Russian gangsters.

503
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Speaker 1: Gang start.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that's your time, okay.

505
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Speaker 2: So, like I said, it was great show. John Markovic

506
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Speaker 2: is one of my favorite actors and he's absolutely brilliant

507
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: but again, you've got two amazing actors in ow Damien

508
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Speaker 2: Laws and Paul Giammardi. Who are the stars it's on?

509
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Speaker 2: I think I've broken my finger four four, he's out

510
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Speaker 2: of far.

511
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Speaker 1: Gon't check out season four of Billions. Amazing stuff, woards,

512
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Speaker 1: well done, great review, comic relief there with the old

513
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Speaker 1: mouse traps. Go and check that out. I'm sure online

514
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: very shortly willing with you Instagram or Facebook. The brand

515
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Speaker 1: new season of highly acclaimed series Billions started this week

516
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Speaker 1: only on STAN. A huge moment last night Wood was

517
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Speaker 1: massively You're hugely nervous, mate. You asked a girl out

518
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Speaker 1: live on the airwaves and then you went out for

519
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Speaker 1: your first date since you've been single.

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Speaker 2: I mean, wow, I couldn't have been more nervous. So

521
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Speaker 2: I've been honest, and I like, even if cameras weren't

522
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Speaker 2: in my face and I knew that you were listening

523
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Speaker 2: to the entire thing, I would have been terrified. Because

524
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Speaker 2: there's obviously a pretty big moment to me going on

525
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Speaker 2: first day. It's been five months in the wilderness there

526
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Speaker 2: and to be honest, it hasn't been going very well,

527
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Speaker 2: so it was very emotional for me. Will but again,

528
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Speaker 2: the camera's there, really added to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, now that you say that, I'm terrify.

530
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Speaker 2: Put me through.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, fair enough, I got you.

532
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate that.

533
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: And yes, we did film the whole thing. Yes, we

534
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Speaker 1: recorded the whole thing. Was she was cool with that,

535
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Speaker 1: by the ways, really great chick, Maddie, Yes, really really

536
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Speaker 1: great chick.

537
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but no bud no.

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Speaker 1: No, no no, but on her. That's it was remarkable.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I feel like I've got a new

540
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Speaker 1: passion for reality TV. Like I should seriously, I should

541
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Speaker 1: be producing Bachelor in Paradise. This was amazing. This was

542
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: such a cool thing to do, to watch your best

543
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: mate on a date, with filming and recording the whole thing.

544
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Speaker 1: Your game couldn't have been rusty.

545
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 2: It was a little bit rastic. It's a while, so look.

546
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Speaker 1: You guys can go and watch this online if you

547
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: follow us Instagram and Facebook. Really woody, but I'm just

548
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Speaker 1: going to give you a few little treats just to

549
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Speaker 1: show you how much of a train wreck this was.

550
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Speaker 1: I mean, to start off, look, you'd had a few

551
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Speaker 1: nervous beers, had you'd had a number of nervous piers

552
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: and it's started to get into an area where you

553
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Speaker 1: needed to prove yourself. And amazingly, I don't think I've

554
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Speaker 1: ever seen this with you before, but you started with

555
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Speaker 1: name dropping, which is just the biggest no. No, have

556
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Speaker 1: a listened to the first name drop, which by the

557
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Speaker 1: way is a complete light and Julia mean common dating

558
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Speaker 1: in the background.

559
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Speaker 5: Play tennis, Oh.

560
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Speaker 2: Tis, here we go. I once had a hit of

561
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Speaker 2: tennis against Mark Philips. Really yeah, no you didn't. You

562
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: said I had one of the best backhands he's ever seen.

563
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Speaker 5: It's god.

564
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Speaker 2: She was impressed, though with Mike Philip it's a porcypy

565
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 2: no dad, but she was impressed by that.

566
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Speaker 1: Amazing stuff. Amazing, Hey, look believable. I was listening to

567
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: that and I was going, look, you've dropped my Philipps's name.

568
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: Bit weird, Yeah, awful, but it was believable. She bought it.

569
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Speaker 2: Mate.

570
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Speaker 1: The next person you name dropped is not only unbelievable,

571
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: the scale by which is unbelievable. You you used your

572
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: leveraged Australia arguably Australia's greatest celebrity. And not only just

573
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Speaker 1: like you know, you know, had one chance to you know,

574
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: rub shoulders with them in the corridor. You made it

575
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: seem like we genuinely hang out with this person again, and.

576
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Speaker 2: I've got piggervites you a Hugh Jackman. I remember I

577
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 2: was at a barbecue with him recently and it was

578
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: sort of still lying, chatting away, and he told me

579
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Speaker 2: the perfect way to cook a sausage. At the time,

580
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: it seemed like a good idea and I thought it

581
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: would step things up a little bit. But again hearing it,

582
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 2: it's not good.

583
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: It's not good.

584
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: It's not good.

585
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: Get you guys. Go on. There's some will and Woody Instagram,

586
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: Facebook if you need to. This was there was so

587
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: much to pick from. This third bit of third and

588
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: final bit I've got here is a real favorite because

589
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Speaker 1: I just never saw it happening. You've got a nipple piercing.

590
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 2: I think it's my EX factor and you've got to

591
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: You've got to try and weave your X factor in. Actually,

592
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 2: the beauty of this, I think think, if you don't mind,

593
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 2: we'll take it. I think I've managed to beautifully, you know,

594
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: just weave this into conversation, you know, like I didn't

595
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: even mean for this to come up.

596
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: You know, I'll let everybody judge for themselves.

597
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: I'm a bit of a bad boy as well. I've

598
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Speaker 2: got a piercing.

599
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Speaker 5: Oh really, where do I want to know?

600
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: Do I turn under your ship? It's worse and worse.

601
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: So you were sitting there in the restaurant, and again,

602
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: go check it out with the Instagram with them, why Facebook?

603
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: But you're sitting there in the restaurant.

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Speaker 13: You you've uton your wine shirt which I haven't even

605
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 13: got started on, to show her your nibble, pissing, and

606
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Speaker 13: then you tweak your.

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Speaker 1: You tweak you ry nibble. Fascinating stuff. It gets a

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00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: whole lot better though everyone. I mean, I'm just I've

609
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: saved the best to the last obviously, and I just

610
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: can't believe that this happened. But you went for a kiss,

611
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: and you can find out right up next how that

612
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: when Jesus is exciting stuff? Just recapture date your first

613
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Speaker 1: date since you've been single. Wards, it happened last night.

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00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: You can check it out with them what you're online

615
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: on all the socials.

616
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, early review, I was probably trying a bit hard.

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00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we got that vibe.

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Speaker 2: Just to summarize, I name droped Hugh Jackman.

619
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Speaker 1: Anderson both Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean, I thought

620
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Speaker 1: this was gutsy from you. I thought this was really gutsy,

621
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Speaker 1: and I really there's a part of me that was

622
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Speaker 1: there was an appreciated what what you went for at

623
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Speaker 1: the end of the day, because it takes guts, particularly

624
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Speaker 1: in your first date after five months in the wilderness.

625
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Speaker 1: But you went for a kiss, mate, you went, I mean,

626
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Speaker 1: and it was a beautiful, beautiful little set up because

627
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: you thought we'd stopped filming, and you thought you had

628
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: you'd taken Maddie, take Mattie atra uber chivalrous thing to do, yes,

629
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Speaker 1: And I don't know whether you know it was like

630
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: just the heat of the moment or.

631
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought she was giving me signs,

632
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: which was surprising me, if I'm being honest, because of

633
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 2: about the date. But I thought I thought she was

634
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: you know, we took calls from people a while ago,

635
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 2: and you know, I thought she was looking at my mouth.

636
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you had a bit of a ham in there.

637
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna tell me that a lot of the

638
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 2: day she was staring on them out So I just yeah,

639
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: So I thought I just look at the the the

640
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: in the heat of the moment, whill I just thought,

641
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 2: yes it was on, and I wait for it so

642
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: people can go.

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00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: On seas for themselves. It's worth watching. But if you

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00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: can't and you're just listening to us right now, I

645
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: need to paint a bit of a picture for you.

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00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: You went out in the front of the pub. Yep,

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Speaker 1: you're won on one. She's standing there waiting for an

648
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: urbar pretty much the only people on the street. M

649
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: you don't think you're being filmed, and it just makes

650
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: it so good.

651
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: It's really to meet you. May go to that Melbourne game.

652
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely.

653
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: Okay, wait for it.

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00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: You didn't hear it again because the lead in chat

655
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Speaker 1: is amazing and the rejection you can hear it make

656
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: schel because if you're listening for the first time, that

657
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: little that she makes is actually her dodging your mouth.

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00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: Let's go again.

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00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: It's really us to meet you to that Melbourne game.

660
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely okay.

661
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 10: Rejection you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart, Oh.

662
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: Wows, there's nothing worse, and you just you're there and

663
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: you've done it. You've gone for it. You've clearly gone

664
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: for it. And then you go for the hug and

665
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: your you're and because then you're hugging and you're just devastated.

666
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: But there's nothing that can be said.

667
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,959
Speaker 1: It was comic. It was almost like comical, like it

668
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: was almost like like you because you you obviously for

669
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: the last like let's say fifteen centimeters, you close the eyes,

670
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: you close the eyes, You close the eyes, and she

671
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: sees you coming and like like a great boxer, keeps

672
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: her eyes open, just dodge their head and then go

673
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: in for the hug. I need to I just need

674
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: to drill and I'm not done with it. I just

675
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: we've got a live rejection. Have her listen to this?

676
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: Is you going into it? I'm just trying to figure

677
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: out what you say? Do you mumble? Do you mumble

678
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: something before?

679
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: Do you kiss it? That Melbourne game?

680
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 10: Oh?

681
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah we should definitely?

682
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: No, No, don't be there. What is that little bit there?

683
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: Definitely, yeah, just copying muches it because I thought I

684
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: had to fill the space violating. I went for it,

685
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 2: so I just mumbled I God, definitely she was thinking

686
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: definitely not.

687
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh man, go check it out of your will on Instagram,

688
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: Will and Woody Facebook mate, great stuff. Got to applaud

689
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: the guts she care for it was a great first date. Well,

690
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: You're had a great sport about it, Mattie, isn't.

691
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 2: She has an absolute legends absolutely nothing against her. Of

692
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: course she had a lot of fun with her last night. Look,

693
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: it didn't work out the way I thought it would

694
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: in the fourth quarter there, but it was a good

695
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: experience and I think I'll be stronger because of it.

696
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: Will I think so too. It doesn't kill you, makes

697
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: you strong, and I.

698
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: Think everyone will be stronger for watching it online as well.

699
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: So worth watching. My God, that's good stuff. You're a

700
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 1: great sport for going on camera, so is Maddie. Thanks

701
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: so much. The tchitchen is going to happen right up

702
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: next on Will and Woody, Let's go to the traffic Woods.

703
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: A kiss at the end of a date.

704
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 2: Means it went well, right, I think it's definitely one

705
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: of the categories that can go well.

706
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: But like if you have a kiss at the end

707
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: of a date, or if you go for a kiss

708
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: at the end of a date, it means that you

709
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: must have got some sort of a feel that they

710
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: were obviously going to be willing to kiss your back.

711
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 2: Definitely, yes, that's right, right, yes, which makes it all

712
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: the more shocking. But yes, on the date that I

713
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 2: had last night, I still went for a kiss, even

714
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: though most people would say that the date probably didn't

715
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: go too well.

716
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people going out their own mind. You can

717
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: check it out of whether Wood, Instagram, and Facebook. But

718
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: right now, to make you feel a little bit better, mate,

719
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: thirty one or six fives of phone number? How badly

720
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: did a date go and they still went for a kiss?

721
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 2: We got some owe here what happened for your date?

722
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 3: OHI guys, So a couple of years ago, I went

723
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: on a blind date to a relatively nice restaurant. The

724
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 3: guy I went with rocks up putting in no effort whatsoever.

725
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: He was wearing broad shots and songs good start.

726
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was actually last night wearing board shorts s slides.

727
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 2: So this is really hitting close to home. So that

728
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: supposed to make me feel better. But go on someone.

729
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 3: So it was going terrible. We had nothing in common.

730
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 3: And then at the end of the night he turns

731
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: around and goes to give a right to get this. Yeah, yeah,

732
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 3: I don't have my wallet and I went okay, yep,

733
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 3: no worries paid for it, and then we were leaving.

734
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 3: Had our own cars and he's pulled me in for

735
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 3: it kids, and I'm like, yeah, no, sorry, wasn't really

736
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 3: feeling it. And then he proceeded to call me a

737
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 3: few nice word Yeah, so it didn't go too well.

738
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: That sucks. And we were just saying, you know, how

739
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: nice Maddie was the woman that you went out with

740
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: last night, mate.

741
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and obviously you know, I had nothing against her

742
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: at all for rejecting me after the date. That was

743
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 2: absolutely fine. And again things are still, you know, fine

744
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 2: between us. I think you know, we're friends. Obviously I've

745
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: been friend zoned very quickly.

746
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Nothing more than that.

747
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hated to go after that mine. That's shocking.

748
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: And someone, have you got any commiserations for Woods?

749
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 12: I mean and all this.

750
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: Sorry, what was that?

751
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: Have you got any commiserations for Woods?

752
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: Okay? Definitely if you rocked up in broad shots and songs,

753
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: maybe put in a little bit more effort, okay, so

754
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: that you're interested, because it's not a good start when

755
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 3: you rock up. Girls go to a lot of efforts

756
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 3: when you're rocking up, and that's it. You're kind of like, oh, okay, okay.

757
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough, thank you. Sim and I appreciate that.

758
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 2: I'll write that down. No you are, I didn't. I

759
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: love so and I want my best socks. We got

760
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: Aaron here. Aaron tells your story. What's happened with you?

761
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 11: So I went to my Uni Wollongong and I was

762
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 11: at the Uni bar and the dude was asking on Tinder.

763
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 11: He was asking me that if he could come, so

764
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 11: I said he could. About thirty minutes later, he shows

765
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 11: up with a duffel bag. I was really confused and

766
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 11: I asked him what was in it, because maybe he

767
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 11: went to the gym or sign. And then he said, oh,

768
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 11: I've booked a backpacker's place not far from here for

769
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 11: the next two nights. And I only met the DUDEO

770
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 11: and I was yeah, and I was freaking out about going.

771
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 11: Oh no things, I'm going to go home after this.

772
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 11: And then the date just went horribly were we were

773
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 11: just clashing heads on every conversation and then he said, oh,

774
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 11: you ready to go to the backpacking place and I said, yeah, no,

775
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 11: that's not happening, and he said, oh okay, and he

776
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 11: went for a kiss goodbye, and I quickly dodged it.

777
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 11: And then he said, can you at least give me

778
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 11: a list to the train station, and I said, there's

779
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,479
Speaker 11: a bus coming soon.

780
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: Thanks for the call. I mean, if anything, the message

781
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: here for Woods is even if you did get rejected,

782
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: you know there are far lot of worse people out

783
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: there Woods who have had far worse dates. Aaron, have

784
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: you Aaron? Can I ask you? Have you seen have

785
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: you seen the date with Woods last night?

786
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 8: No?

787
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,959
Speaker 1: Okay, but you obviously heard us talking about it before.

788
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: It didn't sound half as bad as the as the

789
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: date that you just went on.

790
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 2: Oh no, great. It's the sock of silence.

791
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: It's the sock of silences.

792
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: We also have a sock. It connects out two faces

793
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 2: that blocks everything else out. And that's why it's such

794
00:39:59,200 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 2: a safe space.

795
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: It's a size face and it's a very weird space

796
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: to be in here, and we like to, you know,

797
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: just to make ourselves vulnerable. I think it's about vulnerability. Yep.

798
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: There's no judgment. If you just need a bit of

799
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: inspiration and you're worried you're going to be confessing too much,

800
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: then have to listen to some other people that have

801
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: called the show. During the soccer siance.

802
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 8: When I first started my apprenticeship, my boss sent me

803
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 8: one day to the cafe and said go get me

804
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 8: a long way. So I went there and I waited,

805
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 8: and I didn't know what that was. I waited for

806
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 8: like half an hour, taking a piece out of me.

807
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 8: And then the second time you started telling me to

808
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 8: get his coffees, I made sure I make my fingers

809
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 8: as few far as I could, and I used to

810
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 8: dip my fingers in his coffee every time.

811
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 3: When I was twelve years old, I had a one

812
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 3: year old younger sister. Yeah, and I caught chicken pots.

813
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 12: By what I did was I stuck my finger in

814
00:40:54,760 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 12: my mouth and I stuck that same finger home out.

815
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, god wow.

816
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,479
Speaker 6: So when I was a kid, I used to play

817
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 6: practical jokes on my dad. I found some deep peat

818
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 6: and just dabbed a little on the Sundays.

819
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 11: And yep.

820
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 6: Then Dad came home that night and he was like,

821
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 6: you know, kind of looked a bit embarrassed and sort

822
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 6: of I sort of overheard him saying to Mum like, oh,

823
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 6: I've had a bit of a bit of a burn,

824
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 6: sort of.

825
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 11: You know, my trousers.

826
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 2: It's a really safe space, weirdest.

827
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, no judgment, Hey, no judgment.

828
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 2: Thirteen. If you have a confession for the sock of silence,

829
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 2: now is the time.

830
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: To call into the safe space.

831
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 2: Of course, everyone remains anonymous with these confessions, of course,

832
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 2: because there are no names in the soccer silence. Will

833
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: I mean man, Anonymous number one, you've got a confession,

834
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: Amous one.

835
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.

836
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 12: I make sure the Easter bony only brings the finest

837
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 12: quality of chocolate to the Easter time, of course, so

838
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 12: I can steal my kids Easter eggs and eat them

839
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 12: and they don't.

840
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: Know that is appalling.

841
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, they owe it to me?

842
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it to me?

843
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: Can they do as well? Do they ask you? What

844
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: do they complain about that?

845
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: They do?

846
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 8: They do?

847
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 12: They'll come in and they'll say, Mom, you know that

848
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 12: the funny's gone? You know it was there yesterday. And

849
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,439
Speaker 12: I'm like, well, I don't know, what have you done

850
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 12: with it?

851
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 5: Where is it?

852
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: Said?

853
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: Bloody childhood? Sorry the confession. Thanks for the confession, Anonymous

854
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: number two. Here, what's your confession, Anonymous number two?

855
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 7: So my next door neighbor lent me her scrunchy head

856
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 7: and I lost it and I found it in the backyard.

857
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 6: And my dog had food on it.

858
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 8: A good idea.

859
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 9: She hoes it down and.

860
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 12: Give it back to it.

861
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: No, you didn't even put it in the washing machine.

862
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: You just hosed it down.

863
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're worrying about like seven.

864
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 2: You're only seven.

865
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, god you guys, but you haven't told her. You

866
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: didn't tell her that you gave her a ship scrunchy.

867
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: Hilarious.

868
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: Thanks, just hosed it down. How about the dog directly

869
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: on the scratch?

870
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, makes you think something that dogs are smarter than

871
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 2: we think. You know, maybe it's all just an act.

872
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: Will I reckon? Lie? Dog knows she like when I'm

873
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: looking at her and she's poohing, there's definitely a look

874
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: of recognition there.

875
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

876
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: But she's like, don't look at me.

877
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I get that. Of course there's mad

878
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: have to know they're taking a pooh.

879
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: No, but like they feel that, they feel shame, Oh

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Speaker 1: the shame.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking more. They're as smart as us, and they.

882
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Speaker 1: Like, I don't think the dog deliberately lined up a match.

883
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Speaker 1: That's the girl that pulls my ears when she comes over.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get there.

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Speaker 2: Let's go on three.

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Speaker 1: Three.

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Speaker 2: You've got a confession for us.

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, So I'm a waitress and sometimes I have

889
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 7: really like rude customers when I'm like taking their orders.

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Speaker 6: They're just terrible.

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Speaker 7: So when I get food and I know that it's

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Speaker 7: similar to their order, I'll like walk past their table

893
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 7: and like make eye contact with them so they think

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Speaker 7: it's theirs, and then I just keep walking.

895
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Speaker 2: I know the feeling. It's the worst feeling when you

896
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: think it's like, yes, it's a parma, I ordered a

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00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 2: parma and you that's genius.

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Speaker 7: Right, that's so funny because they're like faces light up

899
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 7: and you were found.

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Speaker 1: You were found the most subtle way to piss somebody

901
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: off so much and so little effort, for so maximum game,

902
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: like you will destroy them with a look of your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Great stuff.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I want to do this.

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Speaker 1: Love it, well done.

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00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 2: I want to do this.

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Speaker 1: You want to do?

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00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 2: What do you a restaurant? Give us a call. I'll

909
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 2: get in touch with this on Instagram and we'll just

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00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 2: do this. We'll just work for you for a night

911
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 2: and well would be really annoying your customers, so there's

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Speaker 2: no restaurant. Just run that through the whole brainstorm with

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Speaker 2: myself plenty. I want to go to a restaurant. I

914
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: someone's ordered a parmer, and go, great, I'm going to

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00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: walk ten palmers past this guy and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: keep I'm going to keep making eye contact with him.

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Speaker 5: Ten farmers and.

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Speaker 1: There's no table passed in my bed, so he doesn't

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Speaker 1: know where the farmers are going.

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00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: You turn and go back into the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I love that we are going to get.

922
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Speaker 2: Out of you.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you treat yourself to Woody's first date. Take

924
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: it out online with them Instagram with the mini Facebook.

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00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: Did he go for the kids? Of course he did.

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Speaker 1: Did he get rejected? Absolutely, Go and check it out.

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Speaker 1: We'll see tomorrow from for Goodbye. See what you're hearing?

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Speaker 10: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely

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Speaker 2: Sea letter