1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many has would he got the 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: best butt in Australia? 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 2: Did you go a lineup of Australia's best male tushes? 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: Who would be in the lineup? 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 3: Matt Shervington. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 2: My bottom would be much better than she and his 7 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 2: twenty He's got me covered chevo now things that's like 8 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 2: we live. 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's good. So to be the best you 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 3: have to beat the best. 11 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 2: We decided with a quick discussion that Matt Shervington currently 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 2: has the best male tush in Australia. Yeah, so cold 13 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 2: called him yesterday challenged him to a toushof We all 14 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 2: saw your sprinting mate in those tids. You obviously have 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 2: a very good ass. I would love for you and 16 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 2: me to engage in some sort of tush off. 17 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 4: I'm happy to go to head or cheek to cheak. 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 4: You come up with the parameters. Okay, we're going to 19 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 4: do and how we can just measure it and then 20 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 4: we're going to be sharing. I was going to say 21 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 4: high fives, but it's going to be more low two's yes. 22 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: So the parameters, how you actually run a toush off? Now, incredibly, 23 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 2: in the last twenty four hours senior producer LJ has 24 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 2: found that in Julia Creek, Queensland, there is a festival 25 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 2: called the Dirton Dust Festival, which is on again this 26 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 2: year by the way, twenty first twenty third of April 27 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: twenty twenty three the Dirton Dust Festival, and they host 28 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 2: a competition called Australia's Best. But Wow, I reckon they've 29 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: been doing it for like twenty years and I am 30 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 2: very excited. 31 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 3: To I love our country. 32 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 2: Sometimes I am very excited to announce that we have 33 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 2: the MC of the Australia's Best but competition. 34 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 3: Justin on the phone, Hello Justin. 35 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 4: Hi, guys, how are you today? 36 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 3: Juzzi. 37 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 4: Oh, it's a big call that you'll call yourself Australia's Best, 38 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 4: like you said, yes for twenty years? 39 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 3: Yes, Justin? 40 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: I mean you've seen in your time some delicious driers. 41 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 3: What what makes a great butt? 42 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 4: It makes the crowd get going if you get there 43 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 4: two and a half thousand people on their feet, hands 44 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 4: in the air and cheering lud. Of course, that's that's 45 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 4: what's wings Australia's Best. But but let's talk. 46 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: Let's talk visuals, Justin, I mean, let's really break it 47 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 2: down of your twenty year. 48 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 3: Experience, one of those two and a half thousand. 49 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: If you've seen twenty years of amazing butts physically, like, 50 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 2: what are the butts that have won before? 51 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 3: Justin, They've got to be They've got to be tight. 52 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 4: There's got to be tight tight jeans as well. And 53 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 4: most of these most of these guys are ringers or 54 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 4: bush mechanics. So they work out on the land, they 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 4: work hard, and they ride the right horses, ride bulls. Oh, 56 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 4: you've got to be tight and have that tight pair 57 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 4: of jeans on the ladies if you just have your 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 4: just yndies just over the top there a bit. 59 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 2: We're just focusing on the jail Toush's justin because it's 60 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: me v servo. 61 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 3: So maybe I'm not what you're in mate. I have 62 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 3: to ride some bulls and some horses potentially, but can 63 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 3: I is it part of it though? 64 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 1: Justin? In terms of firming up the mail bum this 65 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: the time spent in the saddle. 66 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 4: Well, I reckon it would be. 67 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 3: Yeah. 68 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 4: These bringers are out there out west there they work hard, 69 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 4: so yeah, but they play hard on the night too. 70 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: That they must have absolute sandpaper for goos. 71 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 3: No, but it's not a good shop. 72 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: Will it's a tosh off now, Justin, So how do 73 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: you actually decide who who who has the best bart? 74 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 2: So obviously the best barts come forth, your bull riders, 75 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 2: your horse riders, et cetera. How do you crown Australia's best? 76 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 2: But every single year at the Dirt and Dust Festival. 77 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 4: We go down both numbers, so we drop it if 78 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 4: you're not if the crowd is not making a noise 79 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 4: for you, and I'm getting steaming over the top of 80 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 4: your point, and that's what about this? But and then 81 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 4: the crowd and look on the face I look on 82 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 4: the girls of boards faces if they don't get any noise, Yeah, 83 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 4: because we've got to kick them off and Will marrow 84 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 4: it right down to our. 85 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: Hey, Justin, I would mind getting your thoughts on something. 86 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: You're obviously on your phone now. I'm not sure if 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: this is in your capabilities, but if you could chuck 88 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: it on speakerphone, I'm actually I've got our producer to 89 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: send you a text message now, which is a photo 90 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: of the two butts that we're comparing. There's Matt Shervington, 91 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: who's in the blue shorts you'll see there, and there's 92 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: Woody who's standing there in the bikini. So just and 93 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: by the way, this photos on our Instagram will and 94 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: what if you want to have a look at it 95 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: on the story so you guys can see it for yourselves. 96 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: Just as a professional butt judge. When you look at 97 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: that photo, what do you think? 98 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 4: All? Yeah, how you'd have to because it's wrong. If 99 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 4: I pick one of you, I believe, I think I 100 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 4: wouldn't hear the end of it. 101 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 3: No, no, no, we're asking out. 102 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: We want your honest opinion. 103 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 4: Now I would bring in Murphus here, the great Australia 104 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 4: in Victorian cricket legend. He came with me for Best 105 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 4: but competition about fifteen years ago. 106 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 3: Move hughes like Australia's best bud. 107 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 4: He's a big he come and help me and see 108 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 4: and judge Australis. But he didn't read the room. He 109 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 4: got in and touched Oh. 110 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 3: Well okay, all right, well but I reckon if I was. 111 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, well I'm fun with this. 112 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Justin I appreciate that. I'll tell you what. 113 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 4: And he came up and move his name. I love it, 114 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 4: you reminded, I don't we never remind. 115 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 3: Him of anything. 116 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,839 Speaker 2: Just do you want to go see Justin go to 117 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 2: the Dirt and Dust Festival. 118 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 3: It's in Queensland. Julia Creek and April. Okay, look, I appreciate. 119 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,039 Speaker 3: Look I'm the underdog here, Will, I'm the underdog. 120 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 2: Justin's seen a lot of buds. He's saying Chervo's got it. 121 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 2: The polls saying Servo has got it. 122 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 3: At the end of the day. 123 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 2: Will. At the end of the day, Ervo is the 124 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 2: hot favorite, but he still needs to take me off. 125 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, I agree. So I just can't stop 126 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 1: thinking about poor Swerve and Merviners driving home to. 127 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 3: His wife and we had to swerve out of that. 128 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: One has just been absolutely scorched. 129 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 3: Afar no love. 130 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast 131 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 2: all on the iHeartRadio a app. 132 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,160 Speaker 3: Oh where me get your podcasts?