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Speaker 1: Great The flick with Ben out A Shay. Good morning, Ben,

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Speaker 1: Welcome Ben, Good morning guys. How are you today? Very well?

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Speaker 1: How are you are you are? I'm not like I

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Speaker 1: think about. I think about all that I sacrifice for

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Speaker 1: you guys, to bring you and the listeners movies that

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Speaker 1: are worth watching. And sometimes that means watching movies that

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Speaker 1: it may be not so good, and I might have

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Speaker 1: actually watched the worst film I've ever seen this week

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Speaker 1: in Brideheart the New Rebel Wilson, The New Rebel Wilson Movie.

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Speaker 1: To give you an idea of how bad this film

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Speaker 1: actually is. Some things that I would rather do instead

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Speaker 1: of ever watching it again conclude, but are not limited to,

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Speaker 1: jelly wrestling, jelly wrestling with Clive Palmer naked, personally personally

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Speaker 1: removing a fatberg from per sewage system by hand yuck,

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Speaker 1: and playing and playing fullbacks for the West Coast. It

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Speaker 1: is so bad, and so you can tell by the

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Speaker 1: title of the film, Brideheart. It's supposed to be loosely

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Speaker 1: inspired by die Hard, which courses an all time action classic.

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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis plays New York cop John McClain, who gets

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Speaker 1: trapped in the Nakotomi Plaza skyscrape and has to fight

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Speaker 1: German terrorists led by Hans Gruber by Alan played by

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Speaker 1: Alan Rickman. That is an amazing film. This is not

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Speaker 1: so amazing. So Rebel Wilson is the sort of John

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Speaker 1: McClain character. She very improbably has been cast as a

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Speaker 1: secret agent who is going to her vff's wedding in

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Speaker 1: a mansion in Savannah, Georgia. And then some drug cartel

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Speaker 1: henchmen are there to rob this this rich family who

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Speaker 1: owned the mansion of hundreds of gold bars. The reasons

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Speaker 1: that don't really make any sense, but so on the

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Speaker 1: surface level you go okay, like I get that that

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Speaker 1: could be fun, even though even though it's very similar

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Speaker 1: to Jlo's shotgun wedding from two years ago, but we

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Speaker 1: won't talk about that. But at every at every step

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Speaker 1: along the way, this film just makes the wrong decisions.

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Speaker 1: The script is terrible, individual plot points just make no sense.

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Speaker 1: The performance is a terrible. Rebel Wilson herself is just

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Speaker 1: absolutely unwatchable. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a comedy. There are no jokes to give you an

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Speaker 1: idea of just how lame this movie is. At one

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Speaker 1: point she falls on a wedding cake, beats up a

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Speaker 1: bad guy, grabs a hunk of cake, smashes it into

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Speaker 1: her mouth and says, piece of cake. Oh no, so

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Speaker 1: you're saying the only person laughing at at Sasha Baron Cohen,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, exactly. It's like it's like Rebel Wilson has

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Speaker 1: has looked at like The Brothers Grimsby and which is

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Speaker 1: a terrible movie, and thought, you know what, Slasha Baron Cohen,

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Speaker 1: I can make a worse movie that teach you a

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Speaker 1: lesson and she and she has absolutely done that that.

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Speaker 1: The bad guy is Stephen Dorf in the So yes

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Speaker 1: he is. He is usually good, but he is so hammy,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you could you could put him on

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Speaker 1: the table at Christmas lunch and you you wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: able to spot. You wouldn't be a difference. And things

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Speaker 1: just don't Things just don't make any sense. Like the

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Speaker 1: drug cartail guys they steal the gold bars, which if

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Speaker 1: we know anything about gold bars is that they're heavy,

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Speaker 1: but they put them in this plastic tube and use

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Speaker 1: a fan to blow the gold bars like they like

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Speaker 1: they're dan line hundreds of meters, Like it doesn't just

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Speaker 1: ask you to suspend your disbelief. It asks you to

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Speaker 1: wash your head against the wall twenty times until you

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Speaker 1: may be until you maybe lose one hundred IQ points

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Speaker 1: and then you can sit through this. That's quite a fan.

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Speaker 1: It is so bad. Honestly, I would rather poke my

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Speaker 1: eyes out with the rusty food and ever watch this

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Speaker 1: absolute garbage again. Okay, so clearly there there is no

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Speaker 1: kind of be any redeeming qualities coming out of this.

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Speaker 1: How many that's not true? That's not Truely, that's not true.

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Speaker 1: But you do have to close the closing credits. What's over?

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Speaker 1: How many you pk? Mother of the brides? Are you

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Speaker 1: giving it? I'm going to give this zero point fast zero?

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Speaker 1: And is just because they made it? Yeah, well there

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Speaker 1: were some people involved doing there were some people involved

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Speaker 1: doing the catering. Yeah, that's right. And so it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there are some people involved that deserve something.

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Speaker 1: It's just obviously no one that we see on camera.

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Speaker 1: Some carpenter made set and painted it. Yeah, for your service, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I watch it, So you guys, don't We'll see you

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Speaker 1: next week. A point for thanks, I don't say m