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Speaker 1: Good Morning, Pats Money, Goome oning Rio, Good Morning Now
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: On it.
Speaker 1: For the first twenty minutes, we go around the team.
Speaker 1: We asked you guys as well yesterday, how did you
Speaker 1: start your week? How was your Monday? Would you say
Speaker 1: you're a Monday Winner? Or loser. Now you're saying you're
Speaker 1: a loser.
Speaker 4: Big time loser.
Speaker 5: I thought, and I thought I was going to be
Speaker 5: a winner because I thought I'd be too clever. We've
Speaker 5: had to go to Ikea to get five things. We
Speaker 5: need a bookcase, a bathroom.
Speaker 4: Cabinet, a what else was it?
Speaker 5: A A desk and a curtains, curtains and the bleak curtain.
Speaker 1: Why do you order online? That's what I do now.
Speaker 1: It's so much easier.
Speaker 4: That is what I should have done. And we're going
Speaker 4: to do it on the hallways.
Speaker 1: If you go in, you won't get you'll leave it
Speaker 1: all than five you do you just oh, hang on
Speaker 1: a minute, ah spice rn. I did buy month Tree,
Speaker 1: You'll get loads more stuff.
Speaker 5: I ended up thinking, okay, well, let's not do it
Speaker 5: on the weekend because that's crazy. I'll do it by
Speaker 5: myself on Monday when it's a lot quieter. What I
Speaker 5: didn't count forward was a doing it by yourself is
Speaker 5: incredibly difficult.
Speaker 4: It is a two man job.
Speaker 1: I know you think it's easier to get in and out.
Speaker 1: Why is it harder at solo?
Speaker 4: It's so much harder.
Speaker 1: It's a teen It's why It's a teen job, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Mentally it's exhausting physically you've got to build up about
Speaker 1: ten thousand steps getting through it out the door.
Speaker 4: Yes, because you need one person looking at it.
Speaker 5: And then you end up with so much stuff that like,
Speaker 5: I'm not an octopus, so I can only carry so
Speaker 5: many things.
Speaker 1: Surely can't they steal some F one designers to get
Speaker 1: better design trolleys as well?
Speaker 6: Yes, the one wheel, yes, yes.
Speaker 5: Yes, so it took me so long to get all
Speaker 5: this stuff. And also because I'm only at Monday at
Speaker 5: mid day, it's all that demographic is a.
Speaker 1: Lot older, older than and bless them, you know, they
Speaker 1: come out then because it's a bit calmer for them.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of slow day walkers.
Speaker 7: They've got all day to do that they have they take.
Speaker 1: And also I guess it's going to happen to all
Speaker 1: of us, to be fair, maybe as you get older,
Speaker 1: does your periphery vision just disappear? Just disappear? Wait, they'll
Speaker 1: think nothing they do on the street as well of
Speaker 1: just stopping on the spot. Yes, like that, And don't
Speaker 1: mind me. I just want there's no one else here.
Speaker 5: And I here, there's there's arrows pointing where to go,
Speaker 5: but they pay no zero f I'm trying to hit
Speaker 5: it at pace, move quickly, but I can't get around because.
Speaker 1: She's got somewhere to be to, somewhere to go to.
Speaker 1: This is just part of your date. It is not
Speaker 1: your day exactly. It's like really old where you think
Speaker 1: that is your day. And you see some of them
Speaker 1: so they like they put a bit of efforts to
Speaker 1: what they're wearing.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yes, it's a big day out.
Speaker 1: It used to be a festival. Now it's like here.
Speaker 5: And so I was in there for no joke, an
Speaker 5: hour and a half. I finally get to the end.
Speaker 4: I get through.
Speaker 1: You know, we've got to do a game. We've got
Speaker 1: to do the IKEA challenge. Who can get what they want?
Speaker 1: Like five items the quickest. How can you be in
Speaker 1: there at nineteen minutes?
Speaker 5: It just took final and then I had to go
Speaker 5: back and get I forgot the little curtain rod holders
Speaker 5: such a run back horse, come back get that, and
Speaker 5: people don't.
Speaker 1: Like it if you start swimming up against that.
Speaker 5: And I finally get to the end, I finally check
Speaker 5: everything out and then the one thing that the bathroom
Speaker 5: cabinet you had to pick up from a five minutes
Speaker 5: away at the warehouse. You know, sometimes you get unlucky.
Speaker 5: And at that point I was like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 5: like I.
Speaker 1: Think the reason also to go is to treat at
Speaker 1: the end as the Swedish meat balls.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I couldn't because I had to go.
Speaker 5: I had to go to this five minute warehouse away,
Speaker 5: which took which just it finally like took my soul
Speaker 5: at the end, it killed me.
Speaker 1: Is the museum of many souls and flat pack as well,
Speaker 1: and now genuinely boringly and this is you know, if
Speaker 1: you Tuesday, we do something called signs you're grown up.
Speaker 1: I now want to know what bookcase you've got? Is
Speaker 1: it the sort of swim line sort of vertical weather
Speaker 1: all vertical?
Speaker 4: We have two of those.
Speaker 5: Yes, we've got one of those that fits in between
Speaker 5: the sink and the toilet, and then we.
Speaker 4: Have ano slim one.
Speaker 1: Yes, would for the black or we went white grown
Speaker 1: up beige beige. It was easy if we need to
Speaker 1: resell it will.
Speaker 5: We also needed one for underneath the sink because we
Speaker 5: have no body book no, just.
Speaker 4: More bath just like a little what's called like a
Speaker 4: little capsu is.
Speaker 1: Now this is I would say this isn't the top
Speaker 1: five signs you're grown up. It's all about storage space,
Speaker 1: so its maximizing storage space. Is being a grown up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 1: When you're a kid, you don't dream of Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be like mum and dad and
Speaker 1: get a bed whenever I want, to have sweets whenever
Speaker 1: I want. And then really get into really in depth
Speaker 1: chats about storage solutions, surfaces.
Speaker 4: Oh, we need more surfaces, things we can put stuff on.
Speaker 4: That's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: Are you a Monday winner or loser? Let us know.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show, podcast.
Speaker 1: Guys, Big News and the Australian VIEWERAU of Stats. Do
Speaker 1: want to know what's going on in my house next
Speaker 1: Tuesday night. I've been feeding a little bit fomo guys
Speaker 1: every day, gone to letterbox. You know, I never opened
Speaker 1: the letterbox, but I really wanted to. I feel like
Speaker 1: I was missing out because last week we're doing the census,
Speaker 1: which is a week today and fat it finally arrived yesterday.
Speaker 1: They're reassuring orange front cover. Lets you know that it matters.
Speaker 1: They want to know what's going on in your home. Now,
Speaker 1: what is this about a lot of people are just
Speaker 1: getting it done? Now, what's nervness? Don't you want that
Speaker 1: collective buzz? We're all doing it tonight?
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 5: I want the thrill of knowing that I'm doing the
Speaker 5: same time as everyone.
Speaker 4: August eleven.
Speaker 1: Yes, why there's no prices getting your homeworking early? Nurse?
Speaker 7: You're not meant to fill it out early. I believe
Speaker 7: it's got to be.
Speaker 1: It's the whole point of it. Otherwise you could just
Speaker 1: do it old fashioned word here willy nilly. Oh, we
Speaker 1: wouldn't like that, says on the bottom in brackets. No,
Speaker 1: willy nearly filling out this? So have you got yours? Pats?
Speaker 6: No, No, we got the letter to say it's coming.
Speaker 6: That haven't got the actual orange form yet, which is odd.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: That's got a.
Speaker 7: Sting trying to kick me out of the country.
Speaker 1: No, they're all, they're all. They're all handed out one now,
Speaker 1: aren't they for the people that they they want?
Speaker 4: This is the top two.
Speaker 1: The prime candidates are known as PCs. If anyone pea
Speaker 1: ones they want, they know that pea ones are. You know.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, it was like who's going
Speaker 1: to get the alert? Not everyone can get in the skateboats.
Speaker 1: And now that it's already hone down that the ones
Speaker 1: we leave behind is at the slow east.
Speaker 7: Oh well, you know I'm on the bench.
Speaker 1: So I thought it was compulsory though we all have
Speaker 1: to do. You do you do?
Speaker 4: Patty will get hers hopeful maybe to go west.
Speaker 1: Last they're still during straws. Who's going to drive across
Speaker 1: the bridge? A by that we mean drawbridge. Every city
Speaker 1: in the world, the west is always a bit same
Speaker 1: in London, same in Sydney, same in Melbourne. I can
Speaker 1: probably the same in Perth and adelaide as well, what
Speaker 1: is it about out west.
Speaker 4: With the bears. We don't need to do it.
Speaker 6: We're just like we are the supreme corner.
Speaker 4: Of the world.
Speaker 1: Now, perats you Monday a loser.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit both.
Speaker 6: I think I'm a winner, but the love God would
Speaker 6: say he's a loser. So we had an air task
Speaker 6: A guy come over yesterday to build this.
Speaker 1: The Chester draws that you're waiting for the other week.
Speaker 6: So it came into flat pack boxes and I thought
Speaker 6: I was doing a favor for my husband, who feels
Speaker 6: a little bit emasculated overnight because this guy came out.
Speaker 6: It would have taken us, honestly. And it's just because
Speaker 6: Chris is the mail of the house doesn't mean that
Speaker 6: he should be the flat pack builder, right.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, truth away from microphone, Christ, I can't
Speaker 1: you've got meat and to pretty doe.
Speaker 6: Chris, he's pretty good at stuff. But when I got it,
Speaker 6: he said, oh great, So this is going to be
Speaker 6: my whole weekend?
Speaker 7: Now is it building this?
Speaker 6: And I said, don't worry, I've taken that.
Speaker 1: And then note, so you would have said to hey,
Speaker 1: just because you're the man house, it's not your whole weekend,
Speaker 1: it's a whole weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I said, let's just a a task
Speaker 6: it you've deserved, you know, let's make it easy. So
Speaker 6: this guy Phil came out, Lucky Phil came out yesterday. Geez,
Speaker 6: he was a ripper.
Speaker 7: He was like a beast.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, this is the same kind of sort
Speaker 1: of well attention that you were showing the man on
Speaker 1: House of Prayer felt he was a beast I've never
Speaker 1: heard in eight years, Patsy, you're talking about Chris the
Speaker 1: Love God as a ripper.
Speaker 6: A beach, mean in that sense, I meant in his
Speaker 6: work since so I said to him, how long do
Speaker 6: you reckon? This will take Phil, you know, like two three,
Speaker 6: four hours? And he goes, oh, no, no, no, I've done
Speaker 6: heaps of these before. Won't take me long. I thought, oh,
Speaker 6: this will be.
Speaker 1: Good, poor crispy and flatback.
Speaker 5: Did Chris watch or did he couldn't bring himself to do.
Speaker 1: Out west hang on is just someone in the cupboard film. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's Spike, a colded husband. It's it's our thing. If
Speaker 1: you could just they don't really need to be made.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yet, just do that.
Speaker 4: Boat to a very awful.
Speaker 8: Stop.
Speaker 6: No, anyway, he came down, he said, oh, get a mate,
Speaker 6: thanks for doing this data at R and Chris thought
Speaker 6: he'd be like ours ten minutes later.
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 1: I mean they've just got that conference. They've also got
Speaker 1: as I'm always saying to my but they've got all
Speaker 1: the right gear.
Speaker 7: Oh you had to drill.
Speaker 1: You could go and buy that stuff easy for Bunnings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what what is the right gear? If
Speaker 1: he came in to radio studio, actually probably better do
Speaker 1: that quite easily. As well, but yeah, did he have
Speaker 1: the electric screwdriver?
Speaker 6: All like, no, yeah, all it was no, he had
Speaker 6: a drill.
Speaker 1: It was like, that's it. That's all you hear, and
Speaker 1: then you go, it's done, Come and check it.
Speaker 4: It's done.
Speaker 6: And I looked and it was perfect, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh my god. I said, Chris, you need to come
Speaker 6: and look at this.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Rubbi's nose. He said, he doesn't have to
Speaker 1: do it. It wasn't happy, Chris. Why don't you just to
Speaker 1: look at this a real man? Look at him? Going
Speaker 1: now that's a big drill. Oh my god, that's that Matt.
Speaker 1: Damon those guns on him.
Speaker 6: You kind of shuffled off back up to the office,
Speaker 6: back to his computer and.
Speaker 4: Wept to your email. Job. I thought I was doing
Speaker 4: him fat orders. Apparently not, Chris.
Speaker 3: You know Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian of My Monday Loser decided to mount my partner's
Speaker 1: TV sort of wall. Brought a stud find that borrowed
Speaker 1: a drill, did the mass somewhere to position the bracket.
Speaker 1: After six trilled holes failed to find a wall, stud
Speaker 1: gave up, put the TV back top. Partner, I changed
Speaker 1: your mind about it, and they don't notice basically Canon
Speaker 1: city've made a mess, actually created a problem in turn.
Speaker 1: Peat Good morning mate, Good morning guys.
Speaker 8: I'm winners and losers.
Speaker 9: Can I get you guys to decide for me today
Speaker 9: if that's okay, because I feel like I may have
Speaker 9: been a winner for being a reporter on the scene last.
Speaker 4: Night in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Is this about your video? Yes? This is a Paul.
Speaker 9: Park last night about fifty to sixty police officers chasing
Speaker 9: down two men. Apparently one of them was carrying a
Speaker 9: fake gun and a fake costume, and it was very
Speaker 9: sort of.
Speaker 1: Weird when you want to be doing that any city
Speaker 1: these day, especially Sydney right now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it had that weird vibes that I was
Speaker 9: out in a run and I I guess I was
Speaker 9: one of these people that sort of ran towards the
Speaker 9: situation because I wanted to sort of see what was
Speaker 9: going on.
Speaker 8: But it was absolute chaos last night.
Speaker 1: But you were running and filming it as well. I
Speaker 1: watched a video because when Pete said, Hey, I'm just
Speaker 1: involved in a police incident right now and then sent
Speaker 1: me the video, I thought it was going to throw up.
Speaker 1: It was like Cloverfields come back for a part two.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9: My filming wasn't great, and I posted it on my
Speaker 9: socials and I have copped it in the comments for
Speaker 9: the terrible filming and that I'm like, but I'm not
Speaker 9: a new.
Speaker 1: It begs one to wonder, how do you run, Pete?
Speaker 1: And it was someone that does a lot of mouth
Speaker 1: is you're super fit, you're an endurance athlete. But the
Speaker 1: hands must be like failing or something or wingmeiling. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Look, I was definitely caught up in the moment last night,
Speaker 8: so copying it in the.
Speaker 1: So the he catched the idiots. So there's a fake gun?
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I saw literally you're see it
Speaker 9: in the footage, like fifty people diving onto these two blokes.
Speaker 4: It was absolutely not on your footage. Though, was the
Speaker 4: have to see it from someone else.
Speaker 1: And actual like journalists. I guess all the news and
Speaker 1: this train pros.
Speaker 9: That I'd like to know if I'm a winner or loser.
Speaker 9: Because Channel seven, nine, the ABC, They've.
Speaker 1: All ran my footage.
Speaker 9: They're all yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but no credits, no credit, no.
Speaker 1: Pete.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 8: But then I got a notification at about four forty.
Speaker 9: This morning that on the Golden Network that gold E
Speaker 9: FM's Peter Deppler was there at the time and they
Speaker 9: used some of my audio from the footage, So I
Speaker 9: don't know if you were behind that, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Yes, we're using it. You're leading, You are leading the
Speaker 6: news and we've said our own Pete Depler was on
Speaker 6: the scene.
Speaker 1: I think this is a Monday win.
Speaker 4: This is time for you.
Speaker 8: We'll take it.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. I love the fact that they're just
Speaker 1: using the audio.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Look, we can't use the vision, can we?
Speaker 1: Because you see it makes you feel watch it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was going to hurl if I watched anymore.
Speaker 8: And to be honest, I put it on TikTok as well.
Speaker 9: But I did this weird thing where it put like
Speaker 9: scary music behind it and everything like that.
Speaker 1: That's the one he's to me, And I was like,
Speaker 1: what is he up to remixing this? Fred again?
Speaker 9: You don't remix the news beyond the scene for all
Speaker 9: future events.
Speaker 1: Just not really? Well, all I tell you what we
Speaker 1: do the next Let's get out Pete's video as soon
Speaker 1: as possible on our socials. Will put it on Facebook
Speaker 1: and Instagram, on TikTok. See if you can go more
Speaker 1: than I tapped out of forty seven seconds. What I
Speaker 1: couldn't my head swilling? I feel little giddy right now.
Speaker 1: I need to keep my eyes on the horizon. Stop
Speaker 1: feeling seasick.
Speaker 8: Sorry everybody, but yeah, that's the comments. People were like, yeah,
Speaker 8: could have edited it down to be fair enough.
Speaker 5: Stopped running just for one second maybe so you can
Speaker 5: actually film it.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on.
Speaker 8: Last God, Okay, I'm so sorry everyone, but I hope
Speaker 8: you enjoyed.
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Speaker 1: the future. What would be like to travel in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty nine to get the airport?
Speaker 4: You know, but you always get a really big window.
Speaker 5: Google map says, I could take anywhere between twenty and.
Speaker 1: Sally. When I pour a nice could drink and sit
Speaker 1: on the deck staring at the back lawn. Back lawn,
Speaker 1: feeling quite accomplished, and how beautiful looks after I've mowed it.
Speaker 1: That's a great thing, that is Peter getting excited about
Speaker 1: bedtime always Santo. When something is simple as going bowling
Speaker 1: and waking up the next day with an aching body. Calmen,
Speaker 1: when I set on the floor and I can't, I
Speaker 1: can't get back up and I have to wig on
Speaker 1: my bum to a wall to help me get up.
Speaker 1: Tim nowadays, all my algorithm now is just how you
Speaker 1: can do exercise in the gym to help you get
Speaker 1: up if you have a full And I've not been funny, right.
Speaker 1: It's not someone the same age as me. It's someone
Speaker 1: eighty to ninety. There's several decades between us. There's several
Speaker 1: decades that algorithm. Come on, now, go come on, this
Speaker 1: is demotivate. You're gonna have a full start rehearsing in
Speaker 1: the gym now, I wan't be worrying about the bench
Speaker 1: press and chip ups. How about you just get up.
Speaker 4: In that video?
Speaker 1: How about you doing five reps of loads the old floor?
Speaker 1: Getther tho.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's these ones of us. All one I think
Speaker 4: is one get a time?
Speaker 5: Yes, and it showed you how to fall yes. And
Speaker 5: now all these old people just falling over voluntarily.
Speaker 1: It's the new F forty five where the f stas
Speaker 1: will fall over forty five times, Tim, when you go
Speaker 1: on holiday and I want to talk about is where
Speaker 1: the next holiday is going to be? Tim? That's a
Speaker 1: great one. Now. But you say Caitlin Haw's hack, she
Speaker 1: got a great one. This is also would say a
Speaker 1: life hack as well. What have you done? So we're
Speaker 1: looking for your signs you're an adult.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, So last night I ordered a ten pack of
Speaker 2: happy birthday cards, a ten pack of congratulation cards, and
Speaker 2: a ten pack of generic cards, just to have it
Speaker 2: home for any occasion.
Speaker 1: This is a great any point there's no stress, then
Speaker 1: suddenly get a candor alert and you're not my god,
Speaker 1: I've got to go out and go somewhere and oh,
Speaker 1: it's shop. I just have to go to a servo
Speaker 1: and get one of those monkey ones or a supermarket ones.
Speaker 2: And I'm sick of it, and I'm sick of having
Speaker 2: to tick of it.
Speaker 1: I'm just sick of it.
Speaker 2: Captain Kim, two dollars, I have to go down to.
Speaker 1: The That's nice. Now we know everyone on this team knows.
Speaker 1: You get one of those Caitlin's generics or what it cost.
Speaker 4: To my mum?
Speaker 6: Does that Caitlyn? And she's eighty two?
Speaker 1: It is, and she's been through the war all right.
Speaker 1: She punched Hitlor in her throat and killed him.
Speaker 4: Congratulations for getting through the war. He's hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, So that's society.
Speaker 1: Can't wait for our generic Christmas cards from Caitlin.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 4: Mother dozen, dear colleague.
Speaker 1: The worst ones still, I still like getting an actual
Speaker 1: handwritten card. The worst ones are that email card.
Speaker 4: Would you like to add a gift?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how low on the total bowl
Speaker 1: that screams last minute? Yeah? Absolutely? Rio. What is your
Speaker 1: sign you're an adult when.
Speaker 5: You go to the footy and you're no longer watching
Speaker 5: the game live because your eyes are getting worse. So
Speaker 5: you have to watch it on the big screens, nice.
Speaker 1: Big shiny big screen. You see all the action. How
Speaker 1: many times at the game you got? Did we score?
Speaker 1: Is squinty? Is that one of my? Which one is?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: Isn't anyone? And the one it was suspended, it was
Speaker 1: a tribunal. Who's playing?
Speaker 10: You pay all that money to go? And I could
Speaker 10: have just done this at home. It was so much
Speaker 10: easier on that big jumper tron. What did they do
Speaker 10: before we had the big jumbo screens. Oh no, you
Speaker 10: know what we were doing. They were always just listening
Speaker 10: to it back on the radio.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Signs You're an adult? What is it for you? Send
Speaker 1: us a text semesters share you'ls O four seven five
Speaker 1: three one oh four three Christian. My name is Corey.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty five years old. Us going out every weekend,
Speaker 1: having drinks and socializing. It's changed recently. I've just moved
Speaker 1: into my first house, got excited about buying a new vacuum. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is how it gets you. Well. The other sign
Speaker 1: Corey that you are you're an adult is you will
Speaker 1: keep the box that came in and find yourself saying
Speaker 1: the phrase just in case, just keep that, just just
Speaker 1: in case this goes wrong with it. We've got to
Speaker 1: take about it. Just keep it just in case. Christian
Speaker 1: signs you an adult getting getting excited by the sentences. Well,
Speaker 1: a lot of you are so excited. You've already done it. Premature,
Speaker 1: ruined the big though, You ruin your Christmas Day. Christian
Speaker 1: signs you an adult looking forward to falling asleep on
Speaker 1: a Saturday afternoon. The old recliner that was passed down
Speaker 1: from Riches's mum. It's a generational recliner. Christian. My wife
Speaker 1: and I now book joint appointments for our skin cancer
Speaker 1: checkout's blood donations. It's our date. Life now signs you
Speaker 1: an adult thinking about cremation or a plot.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, what do you mean, I.
Speaker 4: Think I'm going to go cremation? Are yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Again. This is a sign you're an adult when you
Speaker 1: start to think about which way you want to go out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I like the finality of it. You
Speaker 4: know it's all done.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, when you're done, You're done. There's nothing more final,
Speaker 1: whether they bury you or cremate you. You're done that.
Speaker 1: They don't do that as a final check and he's
Speaker 1: definitely dead. Yeah, yeah, well hang, we just got the lot.
Speaker 1: We're going to shove him in the ground and hopefully
Speaker 1: that should do it. Signs you an adult close ready
Speaker 1: the night before we will do this close. Yes, one
Speaker 1: person is doing it in the morning.
Speaker 4: Crazy.
Speaker 1: They're laid out. They're laid out. Do you have them
Speaker 1: in a certain place, Patsy, yep.
Speaker 7: Over the chair in our bedroom.
Speaker 6: I've even got my door, like my bags and everything,
Speaker 6: keys in a certain place at the front door.
Speaker 5: Droom though, because we're so early, aren't you waking up?
Speaker 5: Chris at three.
Speaker 7: Food is usually awake anyway, Oh my god, oh man,
Speaker 7: we have a conversation when I get out.
Speaker 1: I think you're right there. Just that one headline signs
Speaker 1: you're an adult. Salad spinner.
Speaker 4: I love they're the Bears.
Speaker 1: Its usually yesterday making it pretty zesty, pretty zesty Greek onion.
Speaker 1: And I was enjoying, you know, putting that little thing
Speaker 1: at the top so much. I was thinking, why this
Speaker 1: is suddenly so much fun.
Speaker 5: It was the first thing we bought when we moved
Speaker 5: into a house because we couldn't justify space for in
Speaker 5: the apartment. So when we finally got a house, I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm getting the goddamn salad spinner.
Speaker 1: It's essential, the salad spinner. You don't see them enough
Speaker 1: on Master Chef. I want to see those next generational
Speaker 1: chefs getting the old salad spinner out.
Speaker 4: Do you clean yours? Or do you just give it
Speaker 4: a little sort of No?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what it is. I get obsessive
Speaker 1: about it. I can't stand there's one shard of iceberg
Speaker 1: or a little bit of red onion just in the
Speaker 1: top that I have to get rid of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it drives me nuts. Also, you also have a brand
Speaker 1: on what washing detergent you're going to use as well.
Speaker 1: You think about it, you'll have your own go to,
Speaker 1: won't you. You won't just free fall and try a
Speaker 1: different one each week.
Speaker 5: Now I know when the omo cycle is in terms
Speaker 5: of yeah, i'mo cold wash.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm eldie.
Speaker 4: Oh you do say it's really it's brilliant.
Speaker 6: Smells gorgeous, the gold one, the liquid one on liquid?
Speaker 7: Are you powder or liquid liquid?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: Who has space for liquid?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Powder?
Speaker 1: Liquid? I find a lot of wastage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do spell it a lot.
Speaker 1: You're science, You've got theories behind it. I just like
Speaker 1: the smell of when it comes out and it's been washing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they use as a sense. You
Speaker 1: also say stuff that it's a family. I was saying
Speaker 1: this over the weekend. I was like, bloody hell, I'm
Speaker 1: really I'm an adult. When you go, no one asks
Speaker 1: you where you go, like this, traffic was fin actually,
Speaker 1: and you say it like you're sharing some good news.
Speaker 1: No one even says how was the traffic? You actually
Speaker 1: volunteer it like it's a hot tipbit for conversation, and
Speaker 1: you go, traffic was fin? Actually? All right, okay, which
Speaker 1: way did you come? And then you I find myself
Speaker 1: defending a route. Wait you went that way?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Actually I always no, no, no, actually I always go
Speaker 1: that way. It was this time of day. People think that,
Speaker 1: but actually it's okay. You start defending roots. Also, when
Speaker 1: I was clearing out one latrawls over the weekend, I
Speaker 1: realized that no only do I own secreateurs, I have
Speaker 1: good ones as well. Oh yeah, and I'm just checking
Speaker 1: my hand right and now to spell secreturs as well.
Speaker 1: That's pretty high.
Speaker 3: Level Christian O'Connell Show on podcast.
Speaker 1: Seven days time. It is the National Census and already
Speaker 1: people who are getting it in early. But the whole
Speaker 1: idea is it's a snap shot of what is happening
Speaker 1: in Australian households at the same time. You know, it's
Speaker 1: kind of interesting, isn't it. In the In the UK
Speaker 1: we do it every ten years. Here it's like every
Speaker 1: five years. They want to be snooping around and going
Speaker 1: how many people are in there asleep right now? What
Speaker 1: are you all up to in there? And it's compulsory,
Speaker 1: so is there a fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's like three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 7: I think sleep here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every day you don't fill it in.
Speaker 1: So next Tuesday's Breakfast Show, the morning of the National Census,
Speaker 1: are going to be conducting our own Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 1: Census seven questions, one every half an hour, starting at
Speaker 1: six am, and I want you all there's a bit
Speaker 1: snapshot again. The show goes live into all the big
Speaker 1: five cities and beyond as well. I want everyone to
Speaker 1: actually answer the questions at the same time, so we
Speaker 1: get our own data and stats. Our questions are being
Speaker 1: made with you guys they're not going to be the
Speaker 1: same as how many people are in there? All right, Rya,
Speaker 1: what do you think we should be asking? Then? And
Speaker 1: I'll don't forget this is an opportunity to ask the
Speaker 1: nation your question. So if you've got a question the
Speaker 1: next couple of minutes that you'd like to be one
Speaker 1: of the seven that we're going to ask next week
Speaker 1: on the show the morning of the National Census, text
Speaker 1: me now four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 5: I would love to know is there anyone under eighteen
Speaker 5: with the name of Bruce.
Speaker 4: I feel like Bruce is a.
Speaker 5: Dying out name. I've never seen a young Bruce. Is
Speaker 5: there one in Australia?
Speaker 1: You're right, a lot of those, like older guy names
Speaker 1: are passing out. But on the on the naming young
Speaker 1: girl babies, you get a lot of the old like
Speaker 1: Matilda and Lotty in some of those older names.
Speaker 4: Violent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, violence that there's loads of little violence. Now, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what do you think we should ask the nation?
Speaker 6: I'd like to know if they like soft all hard tacos, Oh.
Speaker 5: That's a great one, or like the little girl says,
Speaker 5: pokes dos what harder? Is it?
Speaker 8: Sold?
Speaker 1: You know you can do both.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know you can.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 6: It's a swee in our house, like I like a
Speaker 6: hard one that the other.
Speaker 1: Are that crunch.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love the crunch.
Speaker 4: Tricky to get right though. I agree with you.
Speaker 5: But when you put it in the oven, you've got
Speaker 5: to get those little dividers in perfectly.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's only thirty to forty seconds in there. What
Speaker 1: kind of chef if you can't handle that? It's two
Speaker 1: steps stricky, it's tricky. It comes with a divider. It's tricky.
Speaker 1: It's God, is it gonna be okay? To sod too hard?
Speaker 1: Put it back in rio.
Speaker 6: There's always hills left in our oven. We forget this
Speaker 6: two weeks later.
Speaker 1: I prefer the sensation of hard is better, but it
Speaker 1: needs a lot of mess.
Speaker 4: Yes, cracks in the middle they always do.
Speaker 1: The structural integrity isn't great for those things? Is it?
Speaker 1: First bite and then it all just collapses? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: nothing else. Then then you're just using it as a dorito.
Speaker 1: It's like a little scoop. All let's go to the
Speaker 1: chuckle sisters, Chuckle sisters. What do you want to ask
Speaker 1: the nation?
Speaker 2: What's the weirdest thing in a freezer.
Speaker 1: That is a good question.
Speaker 2: I feel like you forget about all the things that
Speaker 2: you pop in your freezer. Some people they go, oh,
Speaker 2: I better freeze this for long term. Like my mum
Speaker 2: used to freeze our baby teeth because she thought it
Speaker 2: would preserve it longer.
Speaker 4: What why would you need to preserve it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because their teeth they last phrases. I mean when
Speaker 1: they find a body, that's what they look at the
Speaker 1: dental records, trying and work out who it is. They
Speaker 1: last for decades.
Speaker 2: No idea why she just always for had them in
Speaker 2: the freezer.
Speaker 1: Dig up some old ancient man or something that he's
Speaker 1: still got his teeth. Oh, he must have been preserved
Speaker 1: in an ancient fleaser. Maybe I've been tweeted the teeth,
Speaker 1: those nice necklaces, they're still rocking and sharp teeth. I
Speaker 1: like the question, though, Yes.
Speaker 6: I feel like we get some quirky thing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I guarantee there's some people listen to
Speaker 1: the show that've got deceased pet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a budgy or no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this haven't got around to actually saying goodbye or
Speaker 1: to actually doing it or bearing it. It's in the
Speaker 1: freezer somewhere sandy, I reckon.
Speaker 4: Next to the peace next to and also how.
Speaker 1: Many times you feel smug? Like, you know what? I've
Speaker 1: made x strom our freezers six months? So what the
Speaker 1: hell is it? It all looks the same, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Curry spag bow chili. I don't know what this is, cathead,
Speaker 1: it's a mystery dinner. Isn't he thawing it out? I
Speaker 1: don't what do you think it is?
Speaker 4: That's bubbles?
Speaker 1: Tina chuckles, Sister Tina, what do we ask in the nation?
Speaker 4: I just want to know what you because you don't
Speaker 4: ask that.
Speaker 1: It is a good question as well. I've got one.
Speaker 1: What smell, guys, reminds you of your childhood? It's chlorine.
Speaker 1: For me, it's going swimming. I love that even now
Speaker 1: when I smell it, you know, and that rich kind
Speaker 1: of acidic smell.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you check it into cheap hotel and they go,
Speaker 1: there's a pool we got you don't entertain prop. It's
Speaker 1: burning in the back of my throat right now and
Speaker 1: it's like tongues of chlorine. It makes me so happy.
Speaker 5: It's a bit triggering as well, because it reminds me
Speaker 5: of school swimming carnivals, which was the word worst day.
Speaker 1: There are still there are a lot of us out
Speaker 1: there right now in the world trying to put ourselves
Speaker 1: back together, getting up at four am, trying to find
Speaker 1: some form of validation the other side of the world,
Speaker 1: anywhere where there's a microphone. The other one I would
Speaker 1: want to ask the nation is, if anything was to
Speaker 1: happen to you, all right, in suspicious circumstances, which TV
Speaker 1: detective would you want to solve your murder? Who? And why?
Speaker 1: All right? So next Tuesday, on the morning of the census,
Speaker 1: on this breakfast show, we're going to do our obviously
Speaker 1: unofficial census. We're gonna ask seven questions, one every half
Speaker 1: an hour. Your chance to ask the nation something. What
Speaker 1: do you want one of the questions to be? Text
Speaker 1: me oh four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Here's another one that's going to chuck chuck it. It's
Speaker 1: on my mind right now. I don't know. Why would
Speaker 1: you pay ninety nine dollars for the pleasure of listening
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Exactly seven days time it is the census.
Speaker 1: The morning of the census, will having our own highly
Speaker 1: unofficial one seven questions, one question every half an hour,
Speaker 1: as we ask the nation, We're going to make the
Speaker 1: seven questions with you guys. The number one question by
Speaker 1: far about eighty percent of people texting the show right
Speaker 1: now or want to know about toilet paper, Whether you're
Speaker 1: over under?
Speaker 5: Oh? I think this is so straightforward. Surely it's so
Speaker 5: who on earth would go under?
Speaker 1: And then it's two parts. Second part, are you a
Speaker 1: scruncher or folder? Do we really want to be going
Speaker 1: into the backside of Australia. I don't need that, Chrish.
Speaker 1: And my colleague has a one year old son named Bruce.
Speaker 4: Oh one year old?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, yep, yeah. The biggest thing toilet paper, toilet
Speaker 1: paper over under, toilet paper? Butter or Margarine?
Speaker 7: Who are please?
Speaker 4: Surely butter butter?
Speaker 1: Christian? Can we get the official answer to kitkats? I
Speaker 1: know last week it was but kit Kats in the fridge? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no? Also? Can we find out Australia's least favorite
Speaker 1: chocolate bar Bounty Rich along with you Bounty dessiccated chopped up?
Speaker 1: All right, let's find out austra is least favorite chocolate bar.
Speaker 1: I bet you one hundred dollars. It's a bounty bar rio.
Speaker 4: No way, they're good.
Speaker 5: People of Australia will love a bounty.
Speaker 1: Christian Ian to know? Is there only one of them
Speaker 1: the forty other than myself? Who still drives manual?
Speaker 7: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Jared Christian Censor's question who owns a Victor lawnmower? Christianmo
Speaker 1: users need to be careful. There is a rumor lonely
Speaker 1: housewives would put a pack of Homo in the window
Speaker 1: if they were looking to have an affair in the window.
Speaker 6: We've got one up on our.
Speaker 11: Window.
Speaker 6: That's a bit up down.
Speaker 1: I have as well. Apparently, Omo, according to rumor, stands
Speaker 1: for old man out? What I am?
Speaker 4: Oh old man out? Come on in?
Speaker 1: All right, Keith is coming. Then we're looking for seven
Speaker 1: questions so us the nation next week for our unofficial census.
Speaker 1: What do you think we should ask everybody? Four? Seven, five, three,
Speaker 1: one oh four three? I've got one as well. What age?
Speaker 1: Give me an instant answer? What age would you say
Speaker 1: your happiest?
Speaker 4: Oh twenty one?
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's I'd say forty three.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask why forty three?
Speaker 6: Why forty three?
Speaker 7: Because I had just come out of cancer and I
Speaker 7: was given the all clear, and I had a beautiful
Speaker 7: toddler and a gorgeous husband and a great job, and
Speaker 7: it was like a second breath of life.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Me, it was a second chance. It was my second
Speaker 6: chance and made me not sweat the small stuff.
Speaker 1: That's a great answer. I'm definitely gonna put that question.
Speaker 1: Why twenty one for you?
Speaker 4: Mine's not as moving as that.
Speaker 1: Mine Wasn't it still moving for you?
Speaker 5: It was my first year at college in America. I
Speaker 5: went to Wisconsin and spent a year there, and that
Speaker 5: was the best one of.
Speaker 1: My experience to do that at such a young age.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 5: I was a twenty one year old as well, and
Speaker 5: I was the only one that could buy alcohol, so
Speaker 5: I was immediately incredibly popular on King campus.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 1: No wonder you went back to twenty one party boy,
Speaker 1: this is the origin story of Champagne Rio in formative year.
Speaker 1: Mine would be now fifty three. Wow, Really, I just
Speaker 1: appreciate a lot more. You've just seen a lot more
Speaker 1: and you understand a bit more, not much more, keyword there,
Speaker 1: a bit more. Mine would be now because I think
Speaker 1: you have a lot more gratitude when you're twenty one.
Speaker 1: You take everything for granted. You treat your body for granted.
Speaker 1: You treat your body like a higher cart. You know
Speaker 1: you do. Don't get salmon and or over revenue stuff
Speaker 1: like eh, giving it back in a week's time, putting
Speaker 1: the wrong oil in, yeah, you don't even care, and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and suddenly you'll pay a big price.
Speaker 1: So later on we're like, and just don't you know
Speaker 1: when you were young, giving like in your twenties, had
Speaker 1: so much energy you never even thought about a word
Speaker 1: like energy and recovery and energy management and naps. You
Speaker 1: just had this unltle. It's like you're plugged into some limitless,
Speaker 1: infinite electricity source.
Speaker 4: And it is like that old saying youth is wasted
Speaker 4: on the on the young.
Speaker 1: It really is. It really is. So I would say
Speaker 1: fifty three.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. It's still sending in possible questions
Speaker 1: for our alternative census on the show next Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: Christian pepsi or coke. People get mad if they're a
Speaker 1: coke fan and they go somewhere, they go, we've only
Speaker 1: got pepsy? Is that okay? People seed to get really
Speaker 1: upset by that, Christian. Theomo box was a common feature
Speaker 1: in their Navy households. If you turn the box upside down,
Speaker 1: it's also signed for old man out or old woman
Speaker 1: if you're in the market to have an affair. I
Speaker 1: don't think this is true. What year are we in now? Anyway,
Speaker 1: these days you don't worry about that. People people got apps. Yes,
Speaker 1: they worry about turning detergent boxes upside down. Is what
Speaker 1: you're going to meet your next partner who's driving around
Speaker 1: the suburb and hearing in windows. That's your next keeper. Christian.
Speaker 1: I'd like to know what Australian's least favorite chore is.
Speaker 1: Question of mine is washing, separating colors, choosing the right cycle.
Speaker 1: I get very up so friends who don't take it
Speaker 1: as seriously these favorites. Changing the seats sheets, Oh.
Speaker 5: I hate putting the dona back into the douna cover.
Speaker 1: I still think worse is sorting out the clothes once
Speaker 1: they're all done.
Speaker 4: Oh that no, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is just a night, especially because
Speaker 1: in my life it's three it's three women. I don't
Speaker 1: know who's is, who's yes? Oh my god. Then they care,
Speaker 1: they go, they get angry with me? Isn't I would
Speaker 1: wear someone don't know? I don't know anything, Christian. Census question,
Speaker 1: do you have an inny or our tea batty? By
Speaker 1: the government needs to know any how many hours of
Speaker 1: sept you get you to know? Look, every adult, it's
Speaker 1: never enough. That's the only answer. Christian, what about this one?
Speaker 1: I know you'll be strongly on this tea bag? Is
Speaker 1: it milk? Then water? Or tea bag? Water? Milk? Come on,
Speaker 1: you should know the right answer by now. It's always
Speaker 1: tea bag. Then you can control the brewing strength. Then
Speaker 1: you then you know how much of the milk you're
Speaker 1: gonna need. Otherwise you're playing with dynamite blindfold. And please
Speaker 1: don't do that, guys, please please Christian. Chicken or cheese?
Speaker 1: What is Australia's favorite twisty flavor?
Speaker 6: Oh that's a good question, original, haven't you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I actually like the chicken, but people hate the chicken.
Speaker 1: These questions are great, keep them coming now. Last week
Speaker 1: on the show, we stumbled into one of the biggest
Speaker 1: phoniess we've ever done in the history of the show.
Speaker 1: I think it ran over three shows last week and
Speaker 1: it was really why I didn't realize you could get
Speaker 1: so many different versions of just asking people what's their
Speaker 1: story about the wrong And we have some incredible stories
Speaker 1: from you guys last week, so much so we're turning
Speaker 1: it into a weekly feature. Now. There's just too much
Speaker 1: good stuff still there.
Speaker 11: My husband was looking to buy a car online and
Speaker 11: so I'm watching the online auction.
Speaker 1: I pushed on the button.
Speaker 12: To make sure that that's how you put in a bid,
Speaker 12: and I accidentally bought the wrong car.
Speaker 11: So my story is about getting carpet laid. The contractor
Speaker 11: rang halfway through the job regarding the position of the
Speaker 11: new carpet, but the penny dropped to me because I said,
Speaker 11: I don't actually have a couch there. I said, what
Speaker 11: number are you actually at? He ran to the front
Speaker 11: of the house realized he was at my neighbor's house.
Speaker 12: He'd actually slashed all the tarpet.
Speaker 1: That's still such a shocking story, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Now on Friday, we said, look, let's do this once
Speaker 1: a week. There's so many great stories here, and we're
Speaker 1: sort of baiting, like what could be the theme tune
Speaker 1: forant At first, it was thinking maybe Kato Perry Hot Cold,
Speaker 1: you know, you're when you're wrong, It's all right. We
Speaker 1: made you this anyway. The team won't lean on that one.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. And then one of you asked
Speaker 1: for the thong song by Cisco. Maybe that's the wrong song.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 4: It's been the most difficult.
Speaker 1: There's been a deafening silence from you and Lockey and
Speaker 1: they are the lenroccarney who make all these brilliant rio jingles.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 5: Well, Cisco, I've realized there are levels to this game,
Speaker 5: and Cisco is.
Speaker 4: At the top.
Speaker 1: He's got a level.
Speaker 4: That guy is maybe.
Speaker 1: Freddie Murcury. You've taken on all the ground.
Speaker 4: One of them can hold them. They can't hold it.
Speaker 1: Disco is your nemesis.
Speaker 4: Cisco?
Speaker 1: What did you get? What's happening? He has such a
Speaker 1: where's our boy gone? Who's what did you get from?
Speaker 4: Did you fill the wrong fuel? School? Flat?
Speaker 1: I finished a hawk over the weekend? How can Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell can do this song?
Speaker 5: Well, Ferrell, maybe you need to get him in now.
Speaker 5: This one incredibly difficult.
Speaker 4: What did you get wrong?
Speaker 3: Fuel?
Speaker 1: Isn't there technology that auto chain.
Speaker 4: Or sadly that is auto tune. It's very lyrically dance.
Speaker 1: It's actually Cisco.
Speaker 4: Cisco.
Speaker 1: It's dense maybe, but not lyrical lyrically dance.
Speaker 4: It's very, very difficult.
Speaker 1: Are you throwing the towel and against Cisco?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm going to give another crack way back.
Speaker 1: To Katy Perry. It's all right when you're wrong. We
Speaker 1: made you this song.
Speaker 4: That one might be more our speed.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So yesterday I was doing an online
Speaker 1: shopping order, okay for woodies, and I got way too much,
Speaker 1: way too much. The order was wrong five times one
Speaker 1: kilo tubs of Farmers Union Greek yogurt.
Speaker 4: I could do with that. And I'm trying to get
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, fie no.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're trying to offload it.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, I've scratched it in.
Speaker 1: You're going to be a real careful holding that fridge
Speaker 1: at the moment. It's booby trapped.
Speaker 4: That's insane.
Speaker 1: You'll have to like open the door for a bit,
Speaker 1: allow for one of them to sort of lean forward.
Speaker 1: Have I had a palm? Rid depart it back in.
Speaker 4: That's going to take you six months to get through.
Speaker 1: Trump I put it in my protein shakes is so nice. Now.
Speaker 1: Another sign you're an adult is you're can'stantly looking for
Speaker 1: ways to getting to protein, aren't you. Yes, nowadays they're
Speaker 1: cramming more. When I was ordering yesterday, there's now there's
Speaker 1: now yogurt sol I've got even more protein in the yogurt.
Speaker 1: How is piping it in?
Speaker 5: There's nothing that doesn't have I still protein two minute
Speaker 5: noodles recently.
Speaker 1: Okay, soon we're going to get protein toothpaste. You're working
Speaker 1: out and brushing your teeth.
Speaker 4: I've always thought protein wine would be a good idea.
Speaker 1: To God, that's such a credit and like a really
Speaker 1: heavy wine bottle. It was like fifty kilos, so it's
Speaker 1: it's like a workout, just pouring it like that. It's
Speaker 1: a workout as well. You're constantly working out whilst consuming
Speaker 1: wine as well.
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Speaker 1: Everything in life is working progress. Creativity is an iteration
Speaker 1: upon an iteration. Then MC can't have gone back in
Speaker 1: the studio. So I've just asked some simple thing if
Speaker 1: they can rework this that, apparently Rio is now saying
Speaker 1: is one of the greatest musical artifacts ever. Lyrically dense.
Speaker 1: His word's not mine dense. Maybe make your booty goal
Speaker 1: just so we have a theme now for our new
Speaker 1: big feature once a week. Your story is about being wrong.
Speaker 1: This is closer to gold.
Speaker 4: What did you get it wrong?
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 10: Back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, local fry unedited?
Speaker 1: Oh the wrong key? All right? Your stories about the wrong?
Speaker 1: What did your for us? You can call me. Thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two Jans, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning.
Speaker 13: How are you going.
Speaker 1: I'm good, James, welcome to the show. Your story about
Speaker 1: the wrong?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 13: So my parents were actually retiling their on sweet bathroom.
Speaker 13: They went away on holiday. Tyles turned up the tyler
Speaker 13: tyled the entire bathroom. I came home and had a
Speaker 13: look at it and said, hang on, this doesn't seem right.
Speaker 13: Walked out, called my mom. I said, hey, what color
Speaker 13: tile did you did you order? She said it was
Speaker 13: a dark gray tile. I said, this is quite a
Speaker 13: dark blue tile. What had happened was the code on
Speaker 13: the back of the sample tile was wrong, so they
Speaker 13: had ordered an entire bar room worth of tiles, tiled
Speaker 13: the entire bathroom and it was completely wrong. So the
Speaker 13: company had to then take red, rip it all out,
Speaker 13: it took forever. And I tell you what, the woman
Speaker 13: at the company, she was fuming with the with the
Speaker 13: person that had done the example tile.
Speaker 1: That is an everyone listening right now is going because
Speaker 1: you know what this involves. It's so much work smashing
Speaker 1: them all up again, getting them out as day's a skip,
Speaker 1: and then the regrants such a friddly, painstaking job as well.
Speaker 13: Yeah, then a very very expensive mistake, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great story. James, will send your price. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 1: Cheers Mate, Jane, come on and Jane money. Jane, what
Speaker 1: is your bond?
Speaker 4: Did you get wrong?
Speaker 1: What's your story?
Speaker 12: So I accidentally said my family petrigs a dinner.
Speaker 4: Hmmm.
Speaker 12: It was on the butcher's bought. I thought I'd do
Speaker 12: something different for in the Spaghettian. So it's just normal
Speaker 12: beef mince. I've put chicken mince in and it's the
Speaker 12: budgers that had chicken mints. But I missed four pets
Speaker 12: and took it home, cooked it all up. It's not amazing.
Speaker 12: I had my family there and it tasted young. Actually
Speaker 12: it was just normal chicken. But we were pulling out
Speaker 12: bits of grittle.
Speaker 1: And oh no, no, no, Oh that's a that's an eyeball. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of talent there.
Speaker 5: Oh god.
Speaker 12: That's when we realized it was it wasn't proper, proper
Speaker 12: chicken mince. It was yet.
Speaker 1: Our old, our old German shepherd dog used to have
Speaker 1: this kangaroo mints and I just saw it in the
Speaker 1: freezer once. It's just like a bag of mince. And
Speaker 1: I made a spank ball for family and it just
Speaker 1: wasn't quite right. And then we were looking at the bag.
Speaker 1: It's kangaroo roadkill.
Speaker 4: Doug loved it.
Speaker 1: Dom she loved it. Yeah, Jane, great story, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 3: Thanks. Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show today is World Pet Day. I was
Speaker 1: just saying, a rio pantsy. At some point, I think
Speaker 1: you'll get a pet. You can see you're getting a
Speaker 1: little dashed, a little dash, and I would find a
Speaker 1: little dashing you have one of those little dogs.
Speaker 4: We're resisting it at the moment.
Speaker 5: We feel like it's kind of restricting our freedom to
Speaker 5: go away.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a massive comitment. You can't take it likely.
Speaker 1: It is not having a kid.
Speaker 4: We do have fish, you know, if we have six fish.
Speaker 1: You inherited those? Are they still there in that pond?
Speaker 4: I think so? It's hard to keep tracking.
Speaker 1: So the the old owners just left them some fish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shouldn't they take them with them? Does it come with
Speaker 1: the house?
Speaker 4: I had to ask.
Speaker 5: I had to send a separate email to their lawyer
Speaker 5: and say what happens with the fish?
Speaker 4: And they said they're part of the contract.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is sneak. It becomes your problem. So do
Speaker 1: you feed them or not they them?
Speaker 4: What have you got a goldfish?
Speaker 1: Goldfish?
Speaker 4: I have no idea?
Speaker 1: All right? So today on World Pet Day, we're looking
Speaker 1: for your pet celebrities celebrities as pets. Now before I
Speaker 1: go through mind what you saying? Very hard to to
Speaker 1: find what is a pet? Isn't it because it's subjective?
Speaker 1: Like Australia, A lot of our listeners might have some
Speaker 1: David Lee sloth. Someone listening may have a pet sloth.
Speaker 1: What about old snake killinghorn Silver Elton swan. This is
Speaker 1: actually the Queen Queen Queen gone too soon? Justin Beaver.
Speaker 1: There will be American podcast this is that. Do have
Speaker 1: pet beavers? Ol Pacino owl, Patino and ol kangaroo West
Speaker 1: Silver Flas. Chris Rock is a great comedian. He's got
Speaker 1: a pet, Croc Chris Krop No, no, no, sorry, it's
Speaker 1: my Cisco. Is my Cisco. It's lyrically dance right, that's
Speaker 1: why have you better with this? Okay, Rabbit de Niro?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 4: I got a footy player, Budgie Franklin.
Speaker 1: Oh, very good. Gold.
Speaker 5: I named one of my fish, actually, coy George Bronze.
Speaker 4: I had one of these, an axe a Lottle Rose.
Speaker 5: I actually didn't have an access, did you, Mexican walking fish?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not much? Really give you much much. You're not going
Speaker 1: to jump up on your lap and watch TV with
Speaker 1: your mate. They're not up for Shenanigans down the park.
Speaker 1: That's that what a good pet should be up for
Speaker 1: Shangan's down the local. They should be up.
Speaker 5: And finally, going back in history, we got cham and
Speaker 5: mouse it dong Oh wow, we that.
Speaker 1: Is very good. Last week's sh spirit songs all right?
Speaker 1: And you don't pay a cent for this show? You wouldn't,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much your time wasters. Today's time waster.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your pet celebrities. Best in show Double
Speaker 1: Bass to go and see Brian Adams next year. Co
Speaker 1: textuals four seven, five three one oh four three. We
Speaker 1: begin with Brad's pitbull silver plus arocious, Pauline Hamster actually
Speaker 1: does look a little bit about Jinjer Paul McCartney, Paul mcca,
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney silver, what an agent, Lady Gilla.
Speaker 4: That's gold? Actually?
Speaker 1: What on? Christy Thompson, Oh, we're going back a few
Speaker 1: year is here? Charles Chickens very smart one though, that
Speaker 1: is what about old Johnny trel lobster silver. We who've
Speaker 1: got pet lobsters will ferup silver plus canary bit more God,
Speaker 1: that's very good to Dushans, Christian Anderson, not hands, Christian Andsen,
Speaker 1: hands christ what's going on? We've got some new smart
Speaker 1: listen especial to come over from ABC. Welcome Leonardo Dicatrio. Yes,
Speaker 1: very good silver Christian. I've got parrot I generally have.
Speaker 1: I've got parrots called Steve Gutton bird we may have that.
Speaker 1: That is high level there, Steve Gunberg start police kellningy Cam.
Speaker 1: That is very good. Christian Brown, Chris Hem's worms worms.
Speaker 10: Le me.
Speaker 1: Some little ripper right now has got a worm.
Speaker 4: That's true, that's true, Silver.
Speaker 1: Plus sticking on the name Chris Hamsterworth not the same
Speaker 1: worms is better on Adam Lama del Ray s plus.
Speaker 1: By the way, I get a lot of press releases
Speaker 1: every single days. Is it's a lot, isn't it? At
Speaker 1: least ten a day? Perhaps you're not the same as well. However,
Speaker 1: one that has caught my eye that's coming today headline
Speaker 1: the country's finest our packers to strut their stuff at
Speaker 1: the Australian Al Packers Show in Bendigo. Hell you got me,
Speaker 1: you got me? I'm reading the finest. Yes, it's the
Speaker 1: Commonwealth Games of our packers. Saint Bernard Fanning just played him?
Speaker 1: Is there with that little bat of whiskey around his neck?
Speaker 1: Kenel g all right? Who is after see Brian Adams.
Speaker 1: It's got to be Steve Guttenbird Steve Gutenberg is to win.
Speaker 1: Well done, Adam. You re Today's when out. We are
Speaker 1: back tomorrow if you've got any more stories about the
Speaker 1: wrong and also tomorrow we'll be jumping straight into the
Speaker 1: middle of the week. It's all about what are the odds,
Speaker 1: your stories of coincidence and chances. If you've got a
Speaker 1: great one, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 1: dot A. You have a great day. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: Take care.
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