Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast
Speaker 1: Acarma bus.
Speaker 2: Excuse my ignorance? What kind of hat did Napoleon?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: Jack, I s here, we put these clubs down and
Speaker 4: just fightless.
Speaker 1: Bunker, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know you said the phrase karma bus yesterday.
Speaker 3: I love that, Patsy the karma bus. Yeah, good morning,
Speaker 3: it's a Christian O'Connell show Tuesday morning. Good morning, Patsy morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning. Jack your boys was a Monday winner. Yesterday
Speaker 3: I was a I.
Speaker 2: Got a winning a loss on the board. Actually, yes,
Speaker 2: what happened? I lingered around after the show because I
Speaker 2: didn't want to go straight home knowing that my in laws,
Speaker 2: who were staying with us at the moment, we're doing
Speaker 2: a full skate Saale clean, Why.
Speaker 4: Why would you say that listening they hurt? Wait, they
Speaker 4: heard the podcast yesterday.
Speaker 2: I heard yesterday. He was actually proud to show them, like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, let's have a listen to Jack's work.
Speaker 2: And then I come out of the gate saying that
Speaker 2: laws here.
Speaker 4: Make me do everything.
Speaker 3: And now he's lingering at work not to be productive.
Speaker 3: But simply just to hide from his life.
Speaker 2: I'm not hiding from knowledge ingering a full scale clean
Speaker 2: of the whole house, hell hospital disinfectant grade clean of
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: So basically saying, well, you know you're looking after the boy.
Speaker 3: Just a guy doing who does a three hours sort
Speaker 3: of out of twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: We're going to have to clean his house. I was
Speaker 4: my in laws at least joined them past, when you
Speaker 4: least join the weird.
Speaker 2: The win is that the house is spotless. I mean,
Speaker 2: it never looks so clean you could eat off the floor.
Speaker 3: Again, not when wit to say that you could eat
Speaker 3: off the floor and my son does.
Speaker 2: The The low point of my day yesterday was I
Speaker 2: was lingering so much as I started to get hungry.
Speaker 2: Then when you're so hungry, you're just desperate. So I
Speaker 2: did drive through Machas when parked up in a Dan
Speaker 2: Murphy's car park and everything on my own.
Speaker 4: Wow, which bits the win?
Speaker 2: When is the house.
Speaker 3: Crystically you could grade that yourself, rather than that was
Speaker 3: winning being the damn's car in the mid of the
Speaker 3: dell of Monday snatching a Marcus.
Speaker 2: And I was parked furthest from the door as well,
Speaker 2: so that. Hopefully no one parked near me and saw
Speaker 2: my shame.
Speaker 5: You'll get papped, You'll be in the one of the
Speaker 5: papers is spread.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to be seen by strangers when
Speaker 2: somebody walked close by me. I did that thing where.
Speaker 4: I'm surpisor Tesla has a good thing. We can black
Speaker 4: out the windows shame covers.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what they need to invent. Patsy, Were you
Speaker 3: a Monday Winner or Lucy?
Speaker 4: Yesterday?
Speaker 5: I reckon I was a winner. You know why? Very
Speaker 5: mundane for me. I had to go to my local Woolies.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I was probably overly excited. But they've removed those COVID
Speaker 5: screens at the checkouts and you're not used to like operator.
Speaker 4: Be No, that is a win, spoken them so long?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know why has yours been down for
Speaker 5: ages over your side?
Speaker 4: I haven't noticed, don't I don't think i've even noticed.
Speaker 2: What's the win about it? Now you can sneeze on
Speaker 2: the No.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you it's more than now she can grab
Speaker 4: them a person.
Speaker 5: The win is every time I went to pay, hit
Speaker 5: either my glasses or my nose on the screen because.
Speaker 7: I can't again, Yeah, come on, No, seriously, Like the
Speaker 7: screens were so close to where they had their f
Speaker 7: POS machines, I inadvertently every time WO whacked my.
Speaker 4: Eyes on the screen.
Speaker 3: Anyone who was going yeah, Christian, actually this is my
Speaker 3: experience too. Is anyone ever hit their head trying to
Speaker 3: pay that? So your head doesn't need to come forward
Speaker 3: to see the screen. You have independent limbs that they
Speaker 3: can retract and go and do it for you don't
Speaker 3: lean forward.
Speaker 4: What have you got the phone attached you forehead? I
Speaker 4: can't say properly my eyes licking it. I'm using your
Speaker 4: tongue to put your pin code in.
Speaker 5: No, I can't see it proper She's a Monday it guys.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: You can always contact the show about anything interesting.
Speaker 3: Text here from Craig Wating Morning Craig and Seaford.
Speaker 4: Christian, what happened about the catapult you had made?
Speaker 3: Actually? Actually that that actually is a great question. A
Speaker 3: couple of years ago I had an idea of actually
Speaker 3: making a catapult and we caught the cashipult that actually
Speaker 3: would fire bags of cashing and you would catch it.
Speaker 3: Kind of a medieval idea anyway, it got made, like
Speaker 3: people actually made it, and this thing worked. It was
Speaker 3: like flinging. Last I saw it, there was video of
Speaker 3: it flinging watermelons like one hundred and twenty meters.
Speaker 2: It was six meters tall.
Speaker 3: It was huge, right, so, and it involved a lot
Speaker 3: of wood and people and engineers getting involved donating their
Speaker 3: free time.
Speaker 4: Anyway, a couple.
Speaker 3: Of months ago, from time to time, people like you
Speaker 3: Craig asked, Hey, what happened about that catapult idea? So
Speaker 3: we made some inquiries in turn and where it actually
Speaker 3: is it? Because you know we had it made, it's
Speaker 3: actually gone missing now you know no one.
Speaker 4: Knows where it is. How how do you do it?
Speaker 3: A working trebuchhe go missing? Who someone has this right?
Speaker 3: Has gone missing right after that factory? And someone has
Speaker 3: this right now? Who is using a huge it's this
Speaker 3: thing's massive. You can't steal it discreetly. It's in Victoria
Speaker 3: or has it been broken down? It is in China?
Speaker 3: Are the Russians using it? Nefariously?
Speaker 4: Someone has our cash a part?
Speaker 2: We got to follow the trail. Who is the last
Speaker 2: person to have it? Who is the last person to
Speaker 2: see it?
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to ever name names on it,
Speaker 3: but our outgoing senior producer was the last person who
Speaker 3: saw it. Who's moving to the very much the Silicon
Speaker 3: Valley or Broadcasting Australia Adelaide Radio Socks Clark so flinging
Speaker 3: bags of money.
Speaker 4: We know where it went missing.
Speaker 3: It's in his camera in pieces that boot space, Tom,
Speaker 3: Why is it always slightly open?
Speaker 4: It's got my trebuche in there. So that's what's happened
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 3: We have to find that otherwise I fear we're to
Speaker 3: start scratcher.
Speaker 2: No, I think didn't. The timber alone costs like ten
Speaker 2: thousand of Douglas fir.
Speaker 3: Douglas fir. It was the finest Douglas. This is a
Speaker 3: beautiful work of art, this thing. So anyway, thanks Then
Speaker 3: and then I got this email overnight from one of
Speaker 3: our listeners, right and I was looking at Frages, going,
Speaker 3: we're talking about magnets over the last couple of weeks
Speaker 3: and no yesterday we start to get into hats from
Speaker 3: history that you'd like to go into. And I always
Speaker 3: say there are no tangents on the show, but this
Speaker 3: one really was one from Gavin Walker Christian if it's
Speaker 3: not too late your colleague, Patsy should retrieve the speaker
Speaker 3: from the skip and smash it and get the magnet
Speaker 3: located at the base of the speaker cone. Probably one
Speaker 3: of the best magnets you could ever have.
Speaker 5: Kevin, What, Yeah, I don't, Gavin, I don't know if
Speaker 5: I've got used for a super powered magnet.
Speaker 2: I don't often walk around the house going if only
Speaker 2: had a stronger.
Speaker 4: Madly I had not.
Speaker 9: Just that.
Speaker 3: Actually he knows that this is you can't buy them
Speaker 3: like this. It's probably the best magnet you could ever have.
Speaker 5: Well, there was two speakers, so that would have been
Speaker 5: two magnets. But the skip's gone because I had some
Speaker 5: more junk I brought in the other day Friday, and
Speaker 5: the skip was already gone, so it's still in my vaccine.
Speaker 3: Well, Patsy, go and get that. It's probably the best
Speaker 3: magnet you guys would ever have. I just I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: where would I put what's the magnet? Draw is that
Speaker 3: in with the batteries and why it would know it
Speaker 3: would suck the power? Then where would I locate this
Speaker 3: best magnet I've ever owned?
Speaker 8: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack and I just found out, Actually, what has happened
Speaker 3: to the Casha Pult. The only way we're ever doing
Speaker 3: this again is to actually have anyone constructed the actra
Speaker 3: true story saw things that someone make a true life
Speaker 3: podcast about.
Speaker 4: Wow, we the things that can happen sometimes in life.
Speaker 4: Who knows? AnyWho can you make a brand new Cachiapoult
Speaker 4: for us? That would be the.
Speaker 3: Big thing for this show going into next year as
Speaker 3: it starts again, a brand new Casha Polt.
Speaker 4: It's what's required, all right.
Speaker 3: So we have some very important thank you to share
Speaker 3: with so many of you right now. Over the last
Speaker 3: couple of days, we've been asking you can you help
Speaker 3: out the children of Melbourne who if you don't, we
Speaker 3: won't be able to get them a Christmas present this year.
Speaker 3: There's an amazing small and I mean small, but very
Speaker 3: big and powerful chouity right here in Victoria called Backpacks
Speaker 3: of Kids and they're doing an amazing thing and one
Speaker 3: of the things they're trying to do at Christmas and
Speaker 3: they have been trying really hard, but they're running out
Speaker 3: of donations. They're entirely funded by your donations, and over
Speaker 3: the last couple of months has been via virtually possible
Speaker 3: to get any donations because obviously a lot of families
Speaker 3: are wired about their Christmas and their summer holidays and
Speaker 3: the huge rise in interest rates and also the dramatic
Speaker 3: rise in now the cost of living as well, so
Speaker 3: they're struggling. What they're trying to do is they're trying
Speaker 3: to give a Christmas present, what they call a Santi
Speaker 3: pack to all the children around Melbourne that we had
Speaker 3: no idea just how many that is. Sadly they're going
Speaker 3: to be in care this Christmas. And so they managed
Speaker 3: to get about sixteen hundred of these Santi packs, sixteen
Speaker 3: hundred kids, but they actually the demand is you're talking
Speaker 3: about five to six thousand children, and so it meant
Speaker 3: because they just run out of money. When Sally, who's
Speaker 3: the founder of this charity called me Wednesday night and
Speaker 3: not really knowing what else to do, there were thousands
Speaker 3: more kids that were going to be going without a
Speaker 3: Christmas present. So Thursday morning on the show, we started
Speaker 3: to ask could you help. You know, every thirty five
Speaker 3: dollars is another kid who's actually going to get a
Speaker 3: Santa bite, it's going to get a Christmas present this year,
Speaker 3: and that would be a magical thing. We had no
Speaker 3: idea how much you could donate, because of all the
Speaker 3: things I've just mentioned. We thought maybe a couple of
Speaker 3: thousand at least. It's a couple of extra Christmas presents
Speaker 3: to try and help we can, but I'm amazed to say,
Speaker 3: actually it's humbling. What's happened in the last couple of
Speaker 3: days is that Jack, what is the money that our
Speaker 3: listeners have kindly donated.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and eight two hundred and eighty dollars, which
Speaker 2: equals nine hundred and fifty of the Santi packs.
Speaker 3: So that's over five and our thousand children who will
Speaker 3: get a Christmas present this year thanks to your generous donation.
Speaker 3: And the good news is if this is the first
Speaker 3: time you're hearing about it, you said, well I could
Speaker 3: do thirty five dollars, then you can still get involved.
Speaker 3: There's still a huge demand. Heads to the Christian o'connells
Speaker 3: show dot com dot au and when you go on
Speaker 3: there you'll see everybody else's donations that they're putting on
Speaker 3: there and these lovely messages as well, And so we're
Speaker 3: urging you to leave a message so we can actually
Speaker 3: thank you on the show says thank you this morning
Speaker 3: as we start today's show to Ben Toolio. So happy
Speaker 3: to be part of something special. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: Ben for your donation.
Speaker 2: Thank you to Gary pask Sally. You are an absolute legend,
Speaker 2: the true Ozzy spirit. We need to take a leaf
Speaker 2: out of your book. We need more people in the
Speaker 2: world like.
Speaker 3: You, Anonymous, and my grandchildren are with my husband and I,
Speaker 3: Otherwise they would being fostercare. Making sure no whether Charles
Speaker 3: will get something for Christmas is what we'd love to do.
Speaker 3: Making sure they get something. Thank you for helping out
Speaker 3: kids in out of their home environment.
Speaker 4: Bless you all.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Debbie Lafontaine. Christmas is for the kids. Please
Speaker 2: enjoy what most of us take for granted.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Natalie Oohland. No charge should go without christ Us.
Speaker 3: Thank you to the people on the ground co ordinating
Speaker 3: this amazing charity. And if you do want to give
Speaker 3: your time, they are always looking for volunteers to help
Speaker 3: them out.
Speaker 4: Find out more. If you go to our website you
Speaker 4: can find out more.
Speaker 2: Thank you to Luke Easton. Thank you to all the
Speaker 2: hard working people at Backpacks for the Kids. You guys
Speaker 2: are legends and your work is greatly valued and appreciated.
Speaker 3: And now a lot of you are doing this on
Speaker 3: behalf of your kids. I think this is good, a
Speaker 3: great idea. I've done this and so I think it'd
Speaker 3: be a lovely thing. Mums and dads. If it's not
Speaker 3: to think about Christmas presents and how many presents some
Speaker 3: of your kids get, what a lovely thing on Christmas
Speaker 3: Day for you. Maybe there's a card and it tells
Speaker 3: a story of what their donation is going to be
Speaker 3: giving a Christmas present to a child that wasn't going
Speaker 3: to be getting one. So you can donate on behalf
Speaker 3: of your kids like Daniel Corman, christianas is on behalf
Speaker 3: of my twin boys Miles and Clark, wanting to help
Speaker 3: kids in need.
Speaker 2: Rebecca Davis on behalf of the Davis family and their kids,
Speaker 2: Jack and.
Speaker 3: Miller, Greg Curney, What amazing work they are doing. Four
Speaker 3: packs and four big hugs on my wife, two children
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Cas Ingham has given on behalf of her two beautiful boys.
Speaker 3: Matt Griffith's three packs on behalf of my three kids.
Speaker 3: Every kid should feel the joy of Christmas. Lovely words Matt.
Speaker 2: And thank you to the Akroyd Mehan family on behalf
Speaker 2: of their six kids.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Joe Foster Johnson. Merry Christmas, guys,
Speaker 3: my two boys to two beautiful kids. We hope this
Speaker 3: helps at least a little bit. That's from Patrick and Alex.
Speaker 3: Please keep this going. Every thirty five dollars is one
Speaker 3: extra child who will get a Christmas present this year.
Speaker 3: If you go to the Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au,
Speaker 3: that's where we can find it more.
Speaker 8: Thank you well Christian o connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know someone like Jack post
Speaker 3: your life, but sometimes you have a friend.
Speaker 4: They're from the future.
Speaker 3: And Jaxas just noticed he was pressing his shape that
Speaker 3: he has his muscle powdering createen plus nine hundred or
Speaker 3: whatever it is. It's the same stuff the Rock drinks
Speaker 3: fifteen times a day.
Speaker 2: It's simply a liquid breakfast because says we don't have
Speaker 2: time sometimes with these early starts to sit down and
Speaker 2: have a full bacon and eggs.
Speaker 4: You know, I've already made scrambled eggs this morning. You
Speaker 4: have not I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, scrambled eggs this morning. Yeah, nice way to
Speaker 3: start the day. It was real, cleaned it all up,
Speaker 3: so there's no mess for my wife to go even
Speaker 3: dried the plate so that it's a perfect crime, so
Speaker 3: it doesn't come into a stressy kitchen in the morning.
Speaker 3: So but yeah, I guess for people that you know
Speaker 3: and you live quite far away, no way, you live the.
Speaker 4: Nearest to the radio station, what the hell is this thing?
Speaker 2: So I was looking for a smoothie bottle and then
Speaker 2: I came across online. It's like one that will shake
Speaker 2: and stir for you. So it's got a little button
Speaker 2: on the bottom and then.
Speaker 4: It will upgrade. This sort of thing came up. Must
Speaker 4: have an ancho.
Speaker 3: Version of this patsy. It stirs the bottom so you
Speaker 3: don't get that sediment.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. I mean I was so excited when
Speaker 2: I purchased it. When it came I realized that it
Speaker 2: wasn't so hard to just shake the bottle. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: feels a bit lazy to press the button on and not.
Speaker 5: I loved that.
Speaker 4: It's a gimmick. It's a fidget spinner. Do you find that.
Speaker 4: I mean, in two years time, they'd be landfill.
Speaker 3: Everywhere, screwing up the environment because where you got bored
Speaker 3: of that basically, and when you can just tip it.
Speaker 4: It makes no you can be doing something else and
Speaker 4: still be shaken up.
Speaker 2: You drink and then no batteries. Simple charge it with
Speaker 2: the USB C. You know what I'm getting excited about.
Speaker 2: I've just thought of a Christmas present for everybody whole.
Speaker 3: No, well, Black Friday sales this week yesterday, yesterday, So
Speaker 3: I think I actually I am a Monday Winner.
Speaker 4: Actually, a couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine.
Speaker 3: Is moving house, right, He's going to a place where
Speaker 3: they did what do you call hardwood floors, and he
Speaker 3: had one of these robot cleaners and he said to me, oh,
Speaker 3: do you want to bar off me?
Speaker 4: I'm not using it.
Speaker 3: It's mainly carpeted, so we can't use the robot. So
Speaker 3: I've got this some robot cleaner thing, right. It is amazing.
Speaker 3: The kids think that now, it's like I've got another
Speaker 3: younger kid. The way I talk to this thing.
Speaker 2: Have you named it?
Speaker 4: Because I have you You know, I'm a big fan
Speaker 4: of Crazy Anatomy. It's called if you know, you know,
Speaker 4: it's called mccleaney.
Speaker 2: That's actually very good.
Speaker 3: And what's lovely is it speaks to me during the day.
Speaker 3: It says he messages like the dirty water tank would
Speaker 3: need empty and then I need this.
Speaker 4: I'll make sure you do that.
Speaker 3: But it just messages me from mccleaney, and it's got
Speaker 3: a picture off Patrick Demptcher as well. I now believe
Speaker 3: in my mother's part of me that Patrick Dempsey has
Speaker 3: mates of me, and he's in my phone chatting to
Speaker 3: me that he needs emptying later.
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought he was meant to make your life easier.
Speaker 2: You're a servant to him.
Speaker 3: This guy, I tell you what he does do though,
Speaker 3: is as he's sort of going to all this, he's
Speaker 3: got these these lights and these scatterers and stuff like
Speaker 3: this one and these things that come out the side
Speaker 3: and go.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 3: Both are dogs terrified of this robot thing that suddenly goes.
Speaker 3: I'm cleaning, right, even sometimes when I put it on,
Speaker 3: it still startles me.
Speaker 4: It's like this is ai. This is how it starts.
Speaker 4: I'm cleaning, and he goes.
Speaker 3: And then suddenly it just leaves his docking station right
Speaker 3: and starts to the petts just scarp out of the
Speaker 3: screw this.
Speaker 4: What the hell is? This?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 4: One of them? What has got no face?
Speaker 3: Whereas Larry the Cat sometimes sleeps on top of it.
Speaker 3: As it moves, he just jumps off and he follows
Speaker 3: it around the house.
Speaker 4: And what's going on? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Yesterday it messes me to saying I need to get
Speaker 3: some more clean fluid for it, right, I yesterday felt
Speaker 3: like such a grown up. Oh my god, I did
Speaker 3: my first ever Black Friday discounted cell I can't. I
Speaker 3: felt like a proper grown up at Patsy. I actually
Speaker 3: brought some cleaning fluid half priced in these Black Friday.
Speaker 4: Sounds right, did it?
Speaker 3: And when my wife came home went, hey, I've just
Speaker 3: got some Black Friday cleaning fluid from mccleany, she went,
Speaker 3: just when this plenty hell, Chris, Like if I said,
Speaker 3: I just split the atom. I know you just think
Speaker 3: I'm a thick DJ. She's Jesus blenty like looking at
Speaker 3: who is this new you?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm falling in love with you all over again.
Speaker 3: Now I can you can take advantage of coupon CODs
Speaker 3: at check out.
Speaker 2: If you can look after the robot back, maybe you
Speaker 2: can look.
Speaker 4: At me like this. All you have to do is
Speaker 4: message me, Sarah.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every day this week.
Speaker 3: Then one thousand dollars up for grabs the spand at
Speaker 3: Cogan dot com. Black Friday Sound now on selling some
Speaker 3: Monday the time only seventh at Coogan dot com Clicking
Speaker 3: awesome every day this week. Then the way we give
Speaker 3: away the one thousand. As we're playing this game, don't panic.
Speaker 4: Don't pant. I want to win our prize. I really
Speaker 4: want to win it all.
Speaker 3: All right. The game is called Don't Panic, and it's
Speaker 3: about don't panic. However, me, Jack and Pats, we'll be
Speaker 3: urging them to panic ten seconds and the clock. We
Speaker 3: give them an instant category. They have to try and
Speaker 3: name as many things in that category within their ten seconds. Up. First,
Speaker 3: this morning, here's MICHAELA. Now, Michayla, we've met you before.
Speaker 3: You were kind enough to bring your dad to our
Speaker 3: Father's Day lunch we did last year.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, so back then, I'd only just moved out
Speaker 11: a home and it was my first Father's Day. We
Speaker 11: already were not waking up with him, and he was
Speaker 11: very excited to come down and meet you. And then
Speaker 11: not long after that he said that he actually saw
Speaker 11: you in Sorrento.
Speaker 4: And with his own grand fine on the grand phone. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it. Yeah, with his friend. They're off to the pub.
Speaker 4: They didn't invite me to come.
Speaker 10: But.
Speaker 4: It was nice to see dad. And how are you, McKayla,
Speaker 4: how's life outside the nest?
Speaker 12: Great?
Speaker 11: We actually bought a house at the start of this year.
Speaker 11: It's falling to pieces, so we have to renovate it.
Speaker 4: Hence, while congritulation of those two.
Speaker 2: There's actually a hole in the four where we can
Speaker 2: see the ground.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely thing for your son. It's a portal,
Speaker 4: all right. So Makayla, how do you think you're going
Speaker 4: to get on with this?
Speaker 11: I'm not great under pressure.
Speaker 3: Live radio with one thousand dollars up a grass called
Speaker 3: don't paint.
Speaker 11: Pressures high pressures definitely on.
Speaker 4: So all right, all right, so I'm going to give
Speaker 4: you the category.
Speaker 3: As soon as I said the category, your ten seconds
Speaker 3: will begin. Now we'll be saying panic what you have
Speaker 3: to do, which is keep going. This is very gettable
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Macaye.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so you have ten seconds to tell
Speaker 3: us as many cartoon characters as possible.
Speaker 5: Go Simpson House.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was on a roll and then I just panicked.
Speaker 4: You got five? Five is good? You got four?
Speaker 2: And first second, yes.
Speaker 3: All right, so five to be Now, let's go to
Speaker 3: your contestant this morning. Is a very serious looking man.
Speaker 3: Looks like a head teacher who's come to take assembly
Speaker 3: or he's a part time magician. Justin black there now,
Speaker 3: Dave Pearl, Good morning.
Speaker 4: What a great name you've got, Dave Pearl, Thank you
Speaker 4: so much. And what do you do, Dave Pearl?
Speaker 13: I work in continuous improvement for a wonderful company called
Speaker 13: care Super Super Innoaction.
Speaker 4: They're an advertiser the show. Yes, yes they are.
Speaker 3: You might have heard their advertse I played that for
Speaker 3: you because the new you're in I take requests. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much. Now I understand. Actually, as part of
Speaker 3: your campaign to take part in this dam Dave, you've
Speaker 3: written a poem I have.
Speaker 4: Now I write the post.
Speaker 13: I wanted to sound like a pre boxing match because
Speaker 13: this is competition, Can I read it?
Speaker 4: They much bring in that male energy that's not need
Speaker 4: in the world. Right now.
Speaker 3: I just had a lovely chance with me Kayla about
Speaker 3: a dad and the guy wants to bring this squish
Speaker 3: the apartment the spirit of Christmas to a boxing match.
Speaker 4: But okay, let's go with it.
Speaker 13: Continuance improvement, Dave, Absolutely, so the palm goes. You'll see
Speaker 13: my zeal when I spin the cog and wheel. Ice
Speaker 13: in my veins, no stress in my stride, cool under
Speaker 13: pressure where others may hide, Calm in the chaos, A
Speaker 13: master of grace in the heart of your whispers. I
Speaker 13: set the pace, some beautiful lines. You have the heart
Speaker 13: of a poet. And by the way, well done, Mikayla.
Speaker 13: That was actually really good.
Speaker 4: That's not like any boxing match. All right, So same
Speaker 4: rules applied, Dave.
Speaker 3: As soon as I've given you a category, go your
Speaker 3: ten seconds will begin. Are you ready, Dave Pearl, Yes,
Speaker 3: I am all right. So you got five to match
Speaker 3: or beats. Landmarks of the world.
Speaker 4: Tannic Bridge.
Speaker 3: Had a bridget stealing the money from Meca.
Speaker 4: She lives in a shed.
Speaker 3: It's a boxing actually got knocked out the first round, Diamond.
Speaker 4: Dave Pearls.
Speaker 2: I love that one of your landmarks was the bridge.
Speaker 3: Ye Bridge, It was like it was one of those
Speaker 3: bridges what meant all of them, the pantheon and number
Speaker 3: two as well.
Speaker 2: Very error day, very good, well done both of you, Dave.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for your poem. Makayla.
Speaker 3: You've won the one thousand dollars suspend at Cogan dot com.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do with it? Buy some
Speaker 4: stuff for the house.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so our oven doesn't work. You had a look
Speaker 11: online last night. I was sort of pretty empty, and
Speaker 11: I was like, I'm gonna buy that oven. But turns
Speaker 11: out there's not actually many ovens, but there is cooktops.
Speaker 11: So we're renovating our kitchen, so we'll probably buy a
Speaker 11: cooktop or a fridge or something to go in the kitchen.
Speaker 11: So yeah, thank you both of you.
Speaker 3: It was genuine enjoy getting you both on a show.
Speaker 3: Have great Christmases as well.
Speaker 2: Thank you to you guys.
Speaker 1: Brighter you're listening to the Christian o' Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 3: On this morning show. Then what can't you stand to touch?
Speaker 3: But before that important business, yesterday after the show, we
Speaker 3: were having a meeting here in this studio that I'm
Speaker 3: broadcasting to you live from and one of the engineers
Speaker 3: here stuck his head around the door. And one of
Speaker 3: my gifts is that I can become somebody's voice. I
Speaker 3: can just become the voice. And this is literally how
Speaker 3: we spoke. Okay, And he's an engineer and a very
Speaker 3: very good engineer.
Speaker 4: But he spoke like this. He stuck his head on
Speaker 4: the door and he went away. I'm now going to
Speaker 4: go back to being Christian. So there's no confusion here.
Speaker 3: And that is how engineers speaks a certain bit rate
Speaker 3: and you have to right click their face to like
Speaker 3: get onto another command. Okay, that is that's how he spoke.
Speaker 3: That's how he spoke.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying anything, but that is just how is
Speaker 4: that it's getting And so as he.
Speaker 3: Went back into his crypt where the racks are where
Speaker 3: they work here and that I said to Tom, I said,
Speaker 3: who the hell is that? And very shiny faced man,
Speaker 3: he said, I gues, I like, guy, that's Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 4: Carried on.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, we're going to rewe surname Bacon.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. If my surname's Bacon. I've got a T
Speaker 3: shirt with Bacon on the front of it. It's a
Speaker 3: it's a great eyes breaker. Perhapsly his name is Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 5: I wasn't aware his surname was that of Bacon. That's weird,
Speaker 5: isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's wed the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: It actually feels like you've begun your Christmas break and
Speaker 3: you replace it with some kind of AI that was weird.
Speaker 3: I wasn't aware what you said human. The irregularity is interesting, Christian.
Speaker 3: Is this what we're doing in this radio break?
Speaker 5: I've heard of Baker, Smith, Jones, what but bacon is
Speaker 5: a really.
Speaker 4: Good Do you think? We were amazed? And I want
Speaker 4: to not someone if we can.
Speaker 3: Basically fill a table with a banquet basically of food surnames.
Speaker 3: Does anyone else have a food surname? Bless Jackie, he's
Speaker 3: got this. He's at his phone out for the last
Speaker 3: half an hour staring at every single entry in there,
Speaker 3: trying to bend the words letters ends up being a food.
Speaker 2: So I mean up to Jay in my contact and
Speaker 2: I just want to see if there's anybody I know
Speaker 2: who has a surname of a food. The best I
Speaker 2: could do was Kathy Baker, like maybe baked goods.
Speaker 3: No, it's three degrees. You've got to go Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 2: Or I went to school with the fry Twins, so
Speaker 2: you you know, fry up some.
Speaker 5: That's like methods of cooking, isn't it bacon?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But we want on the table it's Bradley Bacon. He's Bacon.
Speaker 4: That's it. So food surnames.
Speaker 3: Now, Perry, who works on the show, said, oh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I went to school with someone called Aaron Cheney. There's
Speaker 3: no way that's true. There's no way that's true. That
Speaker 3: is not true. That's like one of those doctor called
Speaker 3: ivor Whopper. Okay, we've had those calls.
Speaker 4: Don you remember on nomine step determinus.
Speaker 2: If he called in Rado. Don't put him on.
Speaker 4: His ivor big in yet all the ivors.
Speaker 3: Aaron Cheney is up there with those, Perry, I smell BS.
Speaker 3: That's who you went to school with. BS, first name Bull.
Speaker 3: You know the rest.
Speaker 2: He's evidence as well, getting up the guy's Facebook page.
Speaker 2: But you can write anything in your face.
Speaker 3: He's the master of Adobe's knees. Doing some sort of
Speaker 3: fakery there, deep fake Perry. All right, so food surnames.
Speaker 3: At the moment, we have Bradley.
Speaker 8: Bacon the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I found out working at this radio station. We
Speaker 3: have an engineer with an amazing name. First name, Bradley's
Speaker 3: second name Bacon. That's actually his surname is Bacon. So today,
Speaker 3: can we form a banquet our food surnames from you
Speaker 3: on nine four one four one oh four three. Christian,
Speaker 3: will you accept Marissa first name surname Peacock. When is
Speaker 3: the last time you sat down and chucked into a
Speaker 3: flipping peacock?
Speaker 4: No, except peacock.
Speaker 3: The Holy Girl for me is Barry Onions and Dave Pepperoni.
Speaker 2: Can I throw a couple more from my phone book?
Speaker 2: The borderline?
Speaker 3: Have you you know someone with the surname Onions or Pepperoni?
Speaker 4: Margarita.
Speaker 2: I know a Matthew Eggleston. So there's egg eggo. You
Speaker 2: can put bacon and egg.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Another one a celebrity one the sky was in the
Speaker 2: Big Brother House. Michael Beveridge.
Speaker 4: Beverage.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, beverage, come to the table.
Speaker 3: Beverage, welcome at every table. Beverage next to bacon. That's good.
Speaker 3: So nine four one four one o four three. Have
Speaker 3: you actually go through your phone content? You must have
Speaker 3: a big one.
Speaker 8: Pat, I don't know.
Speaker 12: I can't.
Speaker 5: Don't record Lenny with food. Let me have a look.
Speaker 5: Shut up, we'll look. Now, just keep going and I'll
Speaker 5: have a look.
Speaker 3: Produces, go and take those monitors to out of us
Speaker 3: spin at least Black Friday sales has never grown a
Speaker 3: normal day.
Speaker 4: She's on that shopping Yes, you are very you and
Speaker 4: David Jones. No, all right, let's go to Monica.
Speaker 3: Goome morning Monica, good morning. Okay, So food surnames is
Speaker 3: what we're after today.
Speaker 4: What have you got, Monica?
Speaker 6: I worked with a lovely young boy called Marcus cappuccino.
Speaker 3: Cappuccino, beverage cappuccino. This is a great Marcus Cappuccino.
Speaker 4: Great name.
Speaker 2: You worked with a young boy?
Speaker 4: How old was he?
Speaker 2: Sound like a chi seven?
Speaker 10: But yeah, it's not the right way to actually not
Speaker 10: like a cappuccino.
Speaker 3: All right, Monica, thank you very much, missus Robinson. Then
Speaker 3: and let's go Tinia here coome morning, Tania.
Speaker 4: I'm going to China. So who do you work for?
Speaker 4: Is it Barry Onions?
Speaker 12: It was Robert Sultana.
Speaker 4: I love this one. We're gonna call him Bobby Sultana.
Speaker 4: I love that. Robert Sultanas might be the best one
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 3: Oh, Tony, thank you so much. According In I love that.
Speaker 3: Thank you have we got here?
Speaker 4: Cat? Hello, Hello, team?
Speaker 14: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Great name? I love the name Cat morning. Cat surname's
Speaker 4: bunny yours yep. Your name is cat bunny.
Speaker 14: It sure is.
Speaker 4: Get out of it.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's like a professional name, like an entertainer
Speaker 3: or something. Child's entertainer, not real human.
Speaker 14: No, no, I'm not an entertainer by no.
Speaker 10: Mates, your name is by cat and it's cat bunny.
Speaker 4: And the spelling of the bunny why wow, bonie?
Speaker 2: Okay, but do we eat a bunny?
Speaker 4: Rabbit?
Speaker 2: But you would never say, serve me some bunny.
Speaker 4: It's the etomology. It's rot origin word it is rabbit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you called a choke, but it's all right.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you'd pull the etymology car you.
Speaker 3: I'm never far away from going up the etymology rote
Speaker 3: origins of the word cat bunny.
Speaker 4: Great name. What do you do cat Bunny?
Speaker 10: I work for Peter's ice Cream?
Speaker 4: Gotcha? Not not for your name? All right, cat bunny,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You're at the table.
Speaker 14: So we got a wonderful day, and.
Speaker 3: Please you have a wonderful day too. Who's at the
Speaker 3: table so far? So we've got cat Bunny.
Speaker 4: Good. Yes, the team learn works.
Speaker 2: I'll just doing it simply from memory on there all right,
Speaker 2: we've got by Bradley Bacon. Yes, we got Michael Pepfridge
Speaker 2: from the Big Brother House. We've got Cat Bunny, We've
Speaker 2: got Robert Sultana and we've got Marcus Cappuccino.
Speaker 1: There we go all up there, Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're on the hunt. If you know anyone, it might
Speaker 4: be you.
Speaker 3: Who has a surname that's the food after we met
Speaker 3: one of our engineers yesterday, amazing surname Bacon b.
Speaker 4: A C O.
Speaker 3: And it actually is spelled the same way Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 3: So we're trying to form a banquet. Now, who's at
Speaker 3: the table. We need your food surnames. So who's joining
Speaker 3: Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 2: Just sitting with Bradley Bacon is Michael Beveridge, Marcus Cappuccino,
Speaker 2: Robert Sultana and Cat Bunny.
Speaker 4: Few more. What about everybody went away for Helen Olive.
Speaker 4: Helen Olive has just tasted me and Murray Waters. You're
Speaker 4: going to take water.
Speaker 3: We need water there, Thank you very much, Murray Waters.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the lines now. So we've got nine
Speaker 3: four one four one O four three.
Speaker 4: If you've got a food surname for us today, Hey, Diane,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Stone and my husband work with a guy by the
Speaker 9: name of Bert Pineapple.
Speaker 8: Really, yes, yes, what name?
Speaker 10: When I heard it too?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bert Pineapple.
Speaker 2: Now that sounds like a kid's entertainment, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Mean someone's passport always going to go look at you
Speaker 3: and go what every medical form? And that there's mister
Speaker 3: b Pineapple. Bert Pineapple.
Speaker 4: Awesome name. I'm gonna have to google him now. I
Speaker 4: want to know more about him.
Speaker 3: All right, Bert Pineapple, Welcome to the table. Dianne, thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 14: You call thank you.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow. We do special ways. People insist you call their name.
Speaker 4: It's Diane. You know, it's same with Lionel. No, it's Leonelle.
Speaker 3: No, it's Lionel messy, Okay, Andrea, or it could be
Speaker 3: Andrea Andrea, good morning.
Speaker 9: Question.
Speaker 14: And my girlfriend when I was at UNI. Him mum
Speaker 14: was originally Janice Jelly and then she got married and
Speaker 14: became Janice Honey.
Speaker 3: Oh w this is great. We're going to give her
Speaker 3: a double barrel name, Janie Jealous. No, Janis Jelly Honey.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Janice Jelly Jelly honey.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's so good. Feels like a kid's right. We've got
Speaker 3: to repeat ten times and then spin round. Andrew, thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 14: You called me, You're welcome, have a good days.
Speaker 3: So why do the producers label up certain people right there?
Speaker 3: Their origin in the brackets. It's got Andrew, that's their brackets. Keew,
Speaker 3: be careful he does that with the Scottish ones.
Speaker 4: Have noticed as well, some of you do. The English
Speaker 4: ones are the worst ones.
Speaker 3: Watch another one of them there, she'll be a quota
Speaker 3: as him, and then he's brought more.
Speaker 4: Meredith, Meredith, good morning, Good morning, Meredith. Are you very
Speaker 4: very excited. We're looking for food surnames? What have you got?
Speaker 6: Oh many years ago I worked for solicitors and another
Speaker 6: solicitor rang our office and his name was Michael cold hands.
Speaker 4: Nah, you can't have cold hand, han, Yes, no, you
Speaker 4: don't ever say maastard cold.
Speaker 2: If there was a table some cold and I wanted to, I'd.
Speaker 4: Go, sorry, what I want to look? Warm hand? Please?
Speaker 3: I have the warmed up ham, I have the hot burger.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, murder not at the bacon table. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: No cold ham on this table. No, no, we've got
Speaker 3: to be strong.
Speaker 4: Sorry murders.
Speaker 3: Come on, Alice, goodbye, good morning, How are you? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm so excited because apparently you can move
Speaker 3: a bit closer to the Holy girl, finding someone like
Speaker 3: Berry Onions or Dave Pepperoni.
Speaker 4: Do you know an onion?
Speaker 15: I know a bougie onion. So I was a front
Speaker 15: office lady and had to take a phone call from
Speaker 15: Missus o'n iron.
Speaker 4: She might know I was going to earlier Diana. So
Speaker 4: what's actually spelled spelled onion? Yeah?
Speaker 15: And she said in io n s but there was
Speaker 15: no apostrophe.
Speaker 2: It was onion, no apostop onions.
Speaker 3: Yes, we found that. We found that Missus Onions is
Speaker 3: at the table.
Speaker 2: Do you remember our first name?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 15: It was about ten years ago, but I will never forget.
Speaker 3: And do you think was this someone in Australia, someone
Speaker 3: in Australia calling? Yes, yeah, let's google this. Okay, there
Speaker 3: must be a Missus Onions. But anyway, Missus Onions is
Speaker 3: at the table. This is exciting, huge breakthrough. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, Alice.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I found out we have an engineer work and
Speaker 3: it's got an amazing name. His surname is a food
Speaker 3: It's Bacon. His name is Bradley Bacon. So today we're
Speaker 3: asking you do you know someone? Is it you who
Speaker 3: has a food surname nine four one four one four
Speaker 3: three Draft pick number eighty three. Producer Rio has just
Speaker 3: made this. We have production as we made now.
Speaker 2: Food surnames yummy yummy like Sean Bean yummy, yum yummy.
Speaker 3: I'm getting easy he greens. All right, So who joins
Speaker 3: Bradley Bacon? These are from the food surnames you told
Speaker 3: us about so far.
Speaker 4: Jack. Who's at the table.
Speaker 2: It's a full table now, Michael Beveridge, Marcus Cappuccino, Robert Sultana,
Speaker 2: Cat Bunny, Helen Olive, Murray Waters, Burt Pineapple, Janna's Jelly Honey,
Speaker 2: and the famous Missus onions.
Speaker 4: All right, that's not on there now.
Speaker 3: Debbie Bean, yep, she's actually married to a mister Bean.
Speaker 4: Debbie Bean made to mister Bean. This is incredible, Debbie Bean.
Speaker 9: This.
Speaker 3: I used to get some greens on the table, Christian,
Speaker 3: and they didn't go for cold Ham.
Speaker 4: But my surname is Oldham again, you know.
Speaker 3: For the cold Am, and you so asked. I'll have
Speaker 3: the old hand please. It's when sat out in the
Speaker 3: side all day, Christian. I went to a school with
Speaker 3: a guy called Jason Garlic. Yeah, we have Jason Garlic.
Speaker 3: Where do we stand on Terry Towel?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, I mean town t Town? You eat and then
Speaker 4: as a napkin.
Speaker 2: If you're accepted that, then could I throw one more?
Speaker 2: Now that I'm a w in my contacts list, I've
Speaker 2: been searching through for food surnames. Would you accept Wesley
Speaker 2: gil as in the gill of a fear?
Speaker 4: No? No is the bit where there's nothing there. It's
Speaker 4: the slits.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know?
Speaker 4: I'll just have the gill with some of that old
Speaker 4: old hand. Please. No, there's no Terry Town, there's no Gills.
Speaker 4: Is an on coming on?
Speaker 2: She didn't want let her explain. She doesn't want her
Speaker 2: name on the.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a bit of a situation on nine one.
Speaker 4: Hello anonymous?
Speaker 9: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? And now are you okay to talk to
Speaker 4: me on the radio?
Speaker 3: Yes? Siam, yep, yep. I want to make a situation
Speaker 3: worse or anything. So what's the food surname that's got
Speaker 3: you remaining anonymous?
Speaker 16: Onions?
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it's going to be so controversial. Your
Speaker 3: name more friend's name or someone at work.
Speaker 16: No, somebody I used to work with a very long
Speaker 16: time ago. So her maiden name is Debbie Onions and
Speaker 16: she used to even what she used to go by Williams,
Speaker 16: which is her ex married name, but never went back
Speaker 16: to Onions as.
Speaker 4: Is her choice.
Speaker 2: And why do you have to remain anonymous?
Speaker 4: Tell Chris did you two fall out?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 10: We did?
Speaker 15: Oh oh, DearS, Debbie Onions.
Speaker 16: Let's if you searched Debby Onions, you'll find her.
Speaker 3: Let's just leave this, Okay, there's a real kind of
Speaker 3: air we're being dragged into.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. When I was just mainly looking for
Speaker 4: anyone with same onions, I didn't know it would leave
Speaker 4: us at this.
Speaker 3: It's a wonderful thing being a human. It can be complicated,
Speaker 3: messy and wonderful. But thank you very much for Debbie Onions.
Speaker 11: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: And now wonder about Debbie bin at the table. Nothing
Speaker 4: to do with her, but there's a bit of a as
Speaker 4: usual history.
Speaker 3: There's history, and I don't want to upset her because
Speaker 3: she could be listening. She's moved on from whatever that
Speaker 3: situation was. Okay, so let's let's park Debbie park her.
Speaker 4: You know this food that always gets left behind in
Speaker 4: the kitchen. They didn't. No one brought out Debbie Onions.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Chris. Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you guys? I'm good. So have you played
Speaker 4: golf with.
Speaker 9: I'll see your Barry Onion and raise your whole bag.
Speaker 12: I used to play golf with John Onions.
Speaker 4: That wasn't he a PGA pro player? John?
Speaker 9: He used to be yeah, yeah, yeah, tour player.
Speaker 3: Yeah well yeah, there used to be an English Test cricketer.
Speaker 4: It must have been about ten or fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: Graham Onions.
Speaker 2: Uh what Yeah, it's onions everywhere now you think about
Speaker 2: it once you go to the onion patch. She can't
Speaker 2: stop kicking.
Speaker 4: Right, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, John Onions at the table, Jackie, Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for that.
Speaker 4: Chris. Let's get a frank yes, and the onions keep
Speaker 4: on coming. What did you got? What did you got,
Speaker 4: Frankie boy?
Speaker 9: Bye, don't have an onion? I have an onion?
Speaker 4: Oh great, it's a lone one.
Speaker 12: No, just just just a single.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alone, single alone, a John Onion, John Onion. And
Speaker 4: how do you know John Onion?
Speaker 12: I bought a house off him.
Speaker 3: Onions all right, John Onion. That's a great one, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Frank, Yeah, you swiftly get him off.
Speaker 3: He's a troublesome customer.
Speaker 4: That one what I'm Jack Luise, good morning. Hey, a
Speaker 4: big one.
Speaker 12: With and I don't know if there were onions involved
Speaker 12: or not, but his name was Barry Hamburger.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is great at the head of
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, and there's loads of onions at the table.
Speaker 4: If you want the son, Oh this is so good,
Speaker 4: Barry Hamburger.
Speaker 12: I would say it with a I think it's a
Speaker 12: South African Jewish name, you know, yeah, anyway, but yeah, Hamburger.
Speaker 12: Obviously he had a pretty hard time with that name
Speaker 12: at school. You know, kids' is it cool?
Speaker 4: It's a cool they would judge a Hamburger.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, look, you know he got
Speaker 12: through it.
Speaker 4: Glad to hear that. I'm now going to have this.
Speaker 4: I now, who.
Speaker 2: Thought food such a delicate.
Speaker 4: Nature of the show to be controversial? Right?
Speaker 3: That's not this, That's not why I do this, but
Speaker 3: this I thought, this is an innocent question. We just
Speaker 3: want to hear the food surname where some kid who's
Speaker 3: had a terrible life at school because of the surname
Speaker 3: of Hamburger. I don't feel bad now about having him
Speaker 3: at the table, because I'm going to look at him think, oh,
Speaker 3: poor kid. He's already been through some stuff. And Debbie
Speaker 3: Onions as well. Hamburger is now inside with Debbie Onions.
Speaker 3: They're forming their own side table of people that were
Speaker 3: not sure.
Speaker 2: He's been the scapegoat again. He went through school. Now
Speaker 2: escape him.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jewels. Good morning Jews. They got that
Speaker 4: Christian every minut yournes. It's Greens. I've got a Federico
Speaker 4: broccoli genius. This is brilliant. Frederico Broccoli amazing. And where
Speaker 4: did you come into contact with Frederico Broccoli.
Speaker 12: Of business contact?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do a bit. I would dream of
Speaker 3: business with a broccoli everywhere. Yes, everywhere, Broccoli everywhere. A Hi,
Speaker 3: nice and Juels, thanks for calling.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Christian O connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Coome on into my daughter. Ruby's just tuned in, And Dad,
Speaker 3: what earth do you do on the show? I'm so confused.
Speaker 3: She just heard like us talking about someone called Hamburger
Speaker 3: rest of Shore. Dad is in full control of the show.
Speaker 3: This is what Marconi made this thing for daughter I'm
Speaker 3: asking for people with food surnames after we met an
Speaker 3: amazing engineer yesterday here at this radio station, Bradley Bacon.
Speaker 3: So let's now think of this as like the last supper. Yep, Okay,
Speaker 3: what are they want to shot for that last banquet? So
Speaker 3: Bradley bacer and is joined by.
Speaker 2: Who Michael Beveridge, MICUs Cappuccino, Robert Saltana, Cat Bunny, Helen Olive,
Speaker 2: Murray Waters, Burt Pineapple, Janice, Jolly Honey, Debbie Bean, Jason Garlic,
Speaker 2: John onions Berry, Hamburger, Frederico Broccoli, Mick Burger, Robin Salt.
Speaker 4: Two more Lindon surname Duck Lyndon. Do have that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ie, some game on there? Thank you very much. Ed Christian,
Speaker 3: I know you're looking for pepperoni. Will you settle for
Speaker 3: something less spicy? I went to school with a guy
Speaker 3: called Robert Salami. We'll have Robert, we will have Welcome
Speaker 3: to the table, Robert Salami.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 3: We'll come back to this tomorrow because there's still loads
Speaker 3: more of you calling in antexting as well. Email me now,
Speaker 3: who else you you got with a food surname? Christian
Speaker 3: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU.
Speaker 8: Well, Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: We will return tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Trust me, we were had tomorrow with more of your
Speaker 3: food surnames people you've known, or remy be you with
Speaker 3: a food surname, Christian name. Moving on, But my best
Speaker 3: friend going up was a mate I had called Trevor Rice.
Speaker 3: Just hearing this last twenty minutes, wondered whatever happened to
Speaker 3: Trevor Rice.
Speaker 4: Oh, if anyone knows Trevor Rice, could you let Fred
Speaker 4: know how he is now? What's going on with or
Speaker 4: just let me know. I'm happy to be an intermediary.
Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot A you anything
Speaker 3: to do with Trevor Rice? Okay, So why can't you
Speaker 3: stand to touch? Sometimes there's a certain field and a smell,
Speaker 3: the look of it, just a feel of it that
Speaker 3: does something to a person. It's subjective, it's unique to
Speaker 3: people can touch the same thing. Someone can have one reaction,
Speaker 3: someone else can barely even touch it.
Speaker 2: What's it for you, Jane, I've got to the first
Speaker 2: one actually makes me physically feel ill. I hate the
Speaker 2: idea of a paddle popstick dry on my tongue.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what about when you go to the
Speaker 3: doctors and they put that Oh I hate.
Speaker 5: That paddle thing?
Speaker 2: I reach, yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4: Why do they stare?
Speaker 3: I think they only didn't the people that don't like
Speaker 3: or that I just a bad day, and they go, well,
Speaker 3: I know it's uranus, But is.
Speaker 4: This paddle pop? Is this paddle pop on your your
Speaker 4: your tongue?
Speaker 2: I get where I get those the side bowls that
Speaker 2: I love so much. I hate the spoons they give
Speaker 2: you because they give you the little wooden spoons, so
Speaker 2: I et it like I try and trip it into
Speaker 2: my the spoon on my tongue.
Speaker 4: What's the other one? You can't see? The other one is?
Speaker 2: My son's eating a lot of sardines at the moment,
Speaker 2: and I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Just disgusting because they're very very good for you. I
Speaker 4: brought some for the cat the other day, right because
Speaker 4: they're good for them, and the cat has not touched them.
Speaker 4: I've seen him eat poop, all right, I've seen him
Speaker 4: eat dog poop. He's got a I you touched this stuff.
Speaker 4: It's horrible. What is it about?
Speaker 2: I can't kid chops them up into little sardini bits
Speaker 2: so you can see the cross section of the and
Speaker 2: I refuse to feed them to him because I don't
Speaker 2: want to touch them for shine.
Speaker 3: They're very shiny and excessively scay to me, and that
Speaker 3: what is it about any fish? Even if you see
Speaker 3: it in the fridge, that big old pop eye they've
Speaker 3: got there, put a patch over it.
Speaker 4: Come on, perhatsy, what do you stand to touch?
Speaker 5: I hate in the shower and the drain, all the hair.
Speaker 4: From washing your hair, all that codelled hair.
Speaker 5: I try to get it on a Thursday before our
Speaker 5: cleaner comes on a Friday, because I think it's not
Speaker 5: fair to leave it there for her to gain. I
Speaker 5: think that's disgusting. So I have to get the love
Speaker 5: to do every week.
Speaker 4: You're doing it? Yeah, were you doing shedding hair? Lady?
Speaker 5: I do lose a lot of hair when I washed off.
Speaker 2: You should be doing it after every shower, I think.
Speaker 2: I think if there's hair in the drain, you should
Speaker 2: be pulling it out after the shower, not leaving it
Speaker 2: for the next person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Chris can do it. That's his job.
Speaker 4: Lovely all right, that's how they live.
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one o four three What can't
Speaker 3: you stand to touch?
Speaker 4: We got here, Megan, how are you? I'm good, Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show. What can't you stand to touch?
Speaker 9: I hate touching chalk As a kid, I couldn't even
Speaker 9: touch chalk as a kid. And I'm old and asked that.
Speaker 9: You know, there is chop boards in the classroom. I
Speaker 9: was a weird kid that had to wear gloves to
Speaker 9: do chalk on the footpath. Okay, yeah, I know it's bad.
Speaker 9: I just hate the dusty, horrible feeling in my head.
Speaker 4: I can't stand it.
Speaker 2: But it's drawing way too much attentions.
Speaker 4: Move my chalk.
Speaker 14: I know.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what Rot was wrong with Michael Jackson.
Speaker 9: Maybe too. And like I like doing rights and crafts,
Speaker 9: and I've got kids, and the kids love chalk, and
Speaker 9: so they always dug me to use chalk.
Speaker 4: Have that colored chalk? Is it the colored chalk? Yeah?
Speaker 9: The colored chalk. Yeah. And so sometimes I relent and
Speaker 9: let them use chalk, but then I make them shower
Speaker 9: straight afterwards.
Speaker 6: Who yeah, I cannot.
Speaker 9: I cannot stand at the thought of being covered in
Speaker 9: choc do.
Speaker 4: Glitter.
Speaker 9: I feel absolutely sick.
Speaker 4: Hey, thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, no worries.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What can't you stand the touch of? For me, it's
Speaker 4: baked beans.
Speaker 3: Even when I see wife and kids love baked beans
Speaker 3: as kids, they sort of devour these flipping baked beans.
Speaker 4: It's the juice.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when they got order to upset me, they would
Speaker 3: just be chatting and they just have a bit hidden
Speaker 3: on their hand, smear it on the back of my hand,
Speaker 3: just to upset me.
Speaker 2: It's just a minosource, you know, it's not.
Speaker 4: There's something they do. Know what it is?
Speaker 5: Is it the water?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just the look of them as well. They just
Speaker 3: look like little things. Christian, I'm a forty year old
Speaker 3: man who cannot I will dry heave. The thought of
Speaker 3: touching dryer lint.
Speaker 2: So satisfying.
Speaker 4: Just when it all comes off one sheet.
Speaker 2: I feel like Bianca sometimes. Look at the cake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a joy thing.
Speaker 3: Jody can't stand to touch the material that stubby holders
Speaker 3: are made of? Is that near pre Yeah? I get
Speaker 3: a tingle, Christian, bracket's not the good kind. Now that's enough, Jody,
Speaker 3: keep it clean. American Bob, good morning, I'm good Bobby.
Speaker 3: So what can't you touch oh.
Speaker 8: Cotton balls, cotton balls, bloody skin crawl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was off you a thousand dollars, would
Speaker 3: you put your hand in a bag.
Speaker 4: Of cotton balls for an hour?
Speaker 3: It's always a question. Good to go, you never know
Speaker 3: we're going to use that radio. Pay attention if you're
Speaker 3: new to radio, just have that always change.
Speaker 2: That's how we're starting the unit.
Speaker 3: Cotton balls, the golden balls. A good chat, Bob, Let's
Speaker 3: go to Polar. Good morning, Poler, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 14: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Paula, Welcome to the show. What can you
Speaker 4: stand a touch of?
Speaker 14: That would be prawns.
Speaker 3: You won't even you won't even peel them. Or if
Speaker 3: you get garlet prawns off a barbecue, you won't pick
Speaker 3: them up.
Speaker 14: Any kind of prawns. Won't touch them. Love eating them,
Speaker 14: love to eat them, but just the sort of their
Speaker 14: little tentacles and legs and the little buggy eyes won't
Speaker 14: touch them.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is weird. So you you the mouth will
Speaker 2: touch them, but the hands work.
Speaker 4: And swallow them and show them.
Speaker 14: I eat them. By the time I eat them, I've
Speaker 14: already worked out how to peel them with a knife.
Speaker 14: And fork.
Speaker 4: See is it? Is it? It looks hard to work
Speaker 4: with a knife and fork sort of shelling those Well that's.
Speaker 14: What everyone tells me. But you just chop the head
Speaker 14: and the tail off, and then you can flick the
Speaker 14: little knife around and peels.
Speaker 3: But they're not cheap aloys. Wonder there's a narrowshy bit
Speaker 3: stuck right up in his head or up in his neck.
Speaker 14: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I leave that behind,
Speaker 14: Leave that behind.
Speaker 8: Okay, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now, What can't you stand to touch?
Speaker 3: For some reason? I have no idea why. I just said,
Speaker 3: can we get a bit of Ncie hammer? Can't touch this?
Speaker 3: Because I know radio? Uh so, I've got three different
Speaker 3: clips of it. I mean, I mean too much, a rush,
Speaker 3: take out, take out it. Make it short, mate, nice enough.
Speaker 3: I haven't got time for this. No, make it shorter.
Speaker 3: I can't touch Christian. I don't call me Christian if
Speaker 3: you're calling him right now, we're up against it. It's
Speaker 3: already late for the news. I can't Christian. Don't come
Speaker 3: me Christians. Crip Christian. I hate touching frogs and cotton
Speaker 3: wool together, Christian. I can't stand biting into our water
Speaker 3: icy pole. Even worse than that, I can't stand hearing
Speaker 3: people bite into a water icy pole. It's worse than
Speaker 3: nails down the trump board for me, Sonia Christian, I
Speaker 3: can't stand touching that insulation when it's up in the roof.
Speaker 3: That feeling, the text, the itching is Oh, Peter, let's
Speaker 3: got to Belinda, Come morning, Belinda, good morning.
Speaker 6: I cannot touch cornflower. Any other flower is fine. The
Speaker 6: corn flower just makes me, I could, just makes the
Speaker 6: body go into all funny sorts of ye feelings.
Speaker 3: The cornflower slightly larger granulation than the normal flower.
Speaker 5: Oh it's crunchy, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more. Yeah, there's it's a thickness to it.
Speaker 6: There, definitely is. I discovered that I couldn't touch corn
Speaker 6: flow when I was fifteen and I started a job
Speaker 6: as a check out check and I scanned it through
Speaker 6: the register and then violently vomited into the bin.
Speaker 2: Wow, I can't even touch the box.
Speaker 6: Well, no, no, no, like the plastic packaging.
Speaker 4: The packaging. Oh my, isn't it amazing how we just
Speaker 4: have these things.
Speaker 6: It's fair to say that I don't cook any recipes
Speaker 6: with corn flour in it.
Speaker 4: No way, you got no hope, thank you.
Speaker 3: I just can't touch, Christine, Good morning Christine. What can't
Speaker 3: you stand a touch? Or what can't touch?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: Jack, brother on with you, mate, You can't, I can't.
Speaker 10: It's just wooden cutlery and paper straws. I know they're
Speaker 10: good for the environment, but oh no, I just can't.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Dolphins, Sorry David.
Speaker 10: To the point where my sister, myself, my daughter, if
Speaker 10: we go to the movies, we take our own silicon straws.
Speaker 10: I always have like a reusable set of cutlery somewhere
Speaker 10: slashed away in case.
Speaker 4: This is great, this is a good copping strategy.
Speaker 2: It's just woeful that it's actually even better for the
Speaker 2: environment bringing reusable cutlery to the it environment.
Speaker 10: Plus sometimes I forget, and yeah it's not a good site.
Speaker 10: When I have to actually try and pile a whole
Speaker 10: heap on the spoon or the fork and try and
Speaker 10: take it off with my teeth without actually touching it
Speaker 10: actually gives me the hebes. I can't deal with it.
Speaker 4: There's a certain noise that I can't stand as well.
Speaker 4: You know, when they give you that the straw into
Speaker 4: the into the.
Speaker 10: Certain again, I'm the same as you. When you go
Speaker 10: to the doctors and I have to check your throat,
Speaker 10: which I've had done in the last last week. I
Speaker 10: didn't have a voice the mnuticiples that stick out. I
Speaker 10: just look at it in you case, you can do it.
Speaker 14: It's okay making me dry here.
Speaker 3: Surely they must invented something else. Why do I still
Speaker 3: use our olible wooden one?
Speaker 10: Who knows? Who're right?
Speaker 3: It's it's a mystery, like the mystery of life. Where
Speaker 3: do we go when we die? It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Remember, we got to get to the news into that
Speaker 2: one right.
Speaker 4: Now, just quickly.
Speaker 3: That's this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast to down
Speaker 3: the time waste. We're looking for your cartoon movies. Top
Speaker 3: five cartoon characters people have crushes on, according to Bustle magazine,
Speaker 3: Who do we think cartoon characters that people have crushes on?
Speaker 2: Jessica Rabbit definitely number four.
Speaker 4: Who's in the top three, Patsy.
Speaker 5: It's gonna say Popeye or Brutus.
Speaker 3: No one here, no aggressive horrible shouting men brutes. Tarzan's
Speaker 3: at number five, Jessica Rabb at number four, Aladdin at
Speaker 3: number three, Scar from the.
Speaker 4: Lion King No. Number two at yeah, and Penelope pit Stop.
Speaker 4: I get that one. I get that one's at number one.
Speaker 4: All right. So we're looking for your cartoon movies. Sit
Speaker 4: down the time, Wait stuff.
Speaker 3: Cartoon movies like Tom and Jerry Maguire, Gold, Nightmare on
Speaker 3: Elma Fudd Streets, Silver Brother, Where art thou brother?
Speaker 4: Where aren't they? Brother? Where are and Garfield of Dreams.
Speaker 2: Silver plus, Jackie boy, what have you got? Cartoon movies
Speaker 2: Killers of the Sailor Moon.
Speaker 3: Oh, Silver Salon, I don't do Fred Flinstone.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the Flintstones, Romancing the Flintstone.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good, very good.
Speaker 2: Gold Muttley and Me.
Speaker 4: And Me Gold Marley and he's very good.
Speaker 2: And this is for the MTV fans, The Curious Case
Speaker 2: of Benjamin butt Head.
Speaker 4: Oh that's very good as well, another Gold cal Brier.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast Today's Time, where we're asking to put a cartoon
Speaker 3: in a movie.
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, you're ready to mark, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Cartoon movies like Throw Kenny from the Train, Silver, Homer.
Speaker 4: Alone, Gold, well done, Laura.
Speaker 3: Tasmanian Devil wears Prada, gold Sonia and Deacon open Hoomer
Speaker 3: gold very surely they've done something in a recent episode
Speaker 3: about that. But Christopher Davies, well done. J Just Bigelow, Frozen
Speaker 3: Jiggilow Zilva, Mister and missus Smiths. I'd be very herbity
Speaker 3: at home with mister Smithers. Movie gold Lee Collins. That's genius,
Speaker 3: dumb and dumboil what i'd say?
Speaker 4: The last Samurai pizza cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Edward tweety hands bronze, Scooby, Dude.
Speaker 4: Where's my car? Scooby? Thank you? I was gonna do
Speaker 4: it again, Peter. But they're really good it.
Speaker 3: Good time, Smurf Nata Silver, the girl with the I
Speaker 3: don't have an air story.
Speaker 4: This fowl sounds out loud.
Speaker 3: The girl with the Homer Simpson tattoo, brom and tweetybird
Speaker 3: on a wire Silver, All right, who's western show? Who's
Speaker 3: getting the UNIDAM security camera? Well under, Christopher open Hoomer,
Speaker 3: Well don't, mate, Christopher Davies your Today's wanna.
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Speaker 3: Someone who has not got time to hang around like
Speaker 3: mc hammergana is Jack post hot out of here? You've
Speaker 3: got a hot day at nine fifteen, curious arrangement to
Speaker 3: go and tuck into the breakfast barfet at the Langham.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. I'm taking my in laws there. The
Speaker 2: same with us this next two weeks.
Speaker 3: When anyone finds out from you, we always take them there.
Speaker 3: It's the best there, lovely.
Speaker 2: They have high quality tastes, so I wanted to take
Speaker 2: them to the best place in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Freshly cut flowers on arrival. In reception, you've got those
Speaker 3: marble staircases. You go up the escalators and it all
Speaker 3: opens up.
Speaker 4: You've got that. You're going to get a table where
Speaker 4: it overlooks.
Speaker 3: The beautyful yarrow and look particularly good on a daylight
Speaker 3: today where it's really muddy.
Speaker 4: And then you see Flinders.
Speaker 2: Andre at the Langam has promised to be one of
Speaker 2: the best tables at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: Why isn't he giving you the best? That's for me right, Okay,
Speaker 4: now I got cha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks again Patty for passing on his details.
Speaker 4: She's like the Madam, isn't there this free people?
Speaker 2: I am nervous to take them there because they're a
Speaker 2: opinionated like they like to share their opinions.
Speaker 3: We just had to put that with five minutes of
Speaker 3: anxious brainstone. Well, I said, don't say that.
Speaker 4: Time.
Speaker 2: You said, don't say hard to please?
Speaker 4: Well, opinion it okay.
Speaker 2: I'll give you an example. Saturday night, when they first
Speaker 2: got here, I had to do steaks on the barbecue,
Speaker 2: and I was very nervous about cooking steaks for I
Speaker 2: wanted to make sure I got the medium rare just
Speaker 2: the way they liked.
Speaker 4: It, and all the thermometers so you know what the temperature.
Speaker 2: But I just kept I kept cutting into it.
Speaker 4: And just imagine a restaurant with the ship's the temperature.
Speaker 4: That's how they do it.
Speaker 2: I cut my one. I didn't cut their one.
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
Speaker 2: Then all my father in law said, like, so I'm
Speaker 2: watching him like a hawk because he's cutting up the
Speaker 2: steak and put it in his mouth. All he said,
Speaker 2: it's a little heavy on the seasoning.
Speaker 4: Oh that is harsh.
Speaker 2: So you have actually everything must be perfect.
Speaker 3: Andre and the team at the Langham right now, A game,
Speaker 3: A game, a game, it's always a game there. A
Speaker 3: plus game is what we're going to need today. Pull
Speaker 3: back on the season and frying out loud half the
Speaker 3: seasoning and you on the omelet station pick up the
Speaker 3: pace with that little spatchelor. Okay, don't be worrying about
Speaker 3: flipping it round the pan. It's like when they cut
Speaker 3: your hair and they get the eight cuts in the air.
Speaker 3: Just cut their hair, no flourishes, fingers cross for your
Speaker 3: Yeah no, we'll have a lovely morning.
Speaker 4: I can't miely Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, on the show tomorrow, more of your food surnames.
Speaker 3: Thanks everything. Today we had a cracker show with you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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