WEBVTT - FULL: The Karma Bus 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.519 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.960 Acarma bus. 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:13.400 Excuse my ignorance? What kind of hat did Napoleon? 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:13.600 Wait? 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.720 Jack, I s here, we put these clubs down and 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:17.840 just fightless. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:22.119 Bunker, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:25.400 I didn't even know you said the phrase karma bus yesterday. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.600 I love that, Patsy the karma bus. Yeah, good morning, 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:32.159 it's a Christian O'Connell show Tuesday morning. Good morning, Patsy morning, 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:36.000 Good morning. Jack your boys was a Monday winner. Yesterday 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:38.120 I was a I. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.040 Got a winning a loss on the board. Actually, yes, 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.479 what happened? I lingered around after the show because I 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.080 didn't want to go straight home knowing that my in laws, 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.200 who were staying with us at the moment, we're doing 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.920 a full skate Saale clean, Why. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:55.400 Why would you say that listening they hurt? Wait, they 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:56.640 heard the podcast yesterday. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:59.680 I heard yesterday. He was actually proud to show them, like, hey, 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.600 you know what, let's have a listen to Jack's work. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.480 And then I come out of the gate saying that 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.559 laws here. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.720 Make me do everything. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.200 And now he's lingering at work not to be productive. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.040 But simply just to hide from his life. 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:16.200 I'm not hiding from knowledge ingering a full scale clean 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.440 of the whole house, hell hospital disinfectant grade clean of 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:20.919 the house. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:25.240 So basically saying, well, you know you're looking after the boy. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.760 Just a guy doing who does a three hours sort 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.679 of out of twenty four hours. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.080 We're going to have to clean his house. I was 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:36.320 my in laws at least joined them past, when you 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:37.559 least join the weird. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.039 The win is that the house is spotless. I mean, 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.959 it never looks so clean you could eat off the floor. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:45.120 Again, not when wit to say that you could eat 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.160 off the floor and my son does. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.920 The The low point of my day yesterday was I 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:52.960 was lingering so much as I started to get hungry. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.800 Then when you're so hungry, you're just desperate. So I 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.680 did drive through Machas when parked up in a Dan 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.520 Murphy's car park and everything on my own. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.200 Wow, which bits the win? 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.080 When is the house. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.200 Crystically you could grade that yourself, rather than that was 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.000 winning being the damn's car in the mid of the 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.120 dell of Monday snatching a Marcus. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.040 And I was parked furthest from the door as well, 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.040 so that. Hopefully no one parked near me and saw 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:21.480 my shame. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.920 You'll get papped, You'll be in the one of the 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.120 papers is spread. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:27.399 I don't even want to be seen by strangers when 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.320 somebody walked close by me. I did that thing where. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.280 I'm surpisor Tesla has a good thing. We can black 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.720 out the windows shame covers. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.079 Yes, that's what they need to invent. Patsy, Were you 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:38.280 a Monday Winner or Lucy? 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:38.760 Yesterday? 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.799 I reckon I was a winner. You know why? Very 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.480 mundane for me. I had to go to my local Woolies. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:44.320 You know what. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:44.560 I know. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:48.200 I was probably overly excited. But they've removed those COVID 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:53.080 screens at the checkouts and you're not used to like operator. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:55.320 Be No, that is a win, spoken them so long? 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.800 Well, I don't know why has yours been down for 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.000 ages over your side? 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.680 I haven't noticed, don't I don't think i've even noticed. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.960 What's the win about it? Now you can sneeze on 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:05.959 the No. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.160 I'll tell you it's more than now she can grab 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.760 them a person. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.200 The win is every time I went to pay, hit 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:19.160 either my glasses or my nose on the screen because. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:25.800 I can't again, Yeah, come on, No, seriously, Like the 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.080 screens were so close to where they had their f 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.360 POS machines, I inadvertently every time WO whacked my. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.400 Eyes on the screen. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.520 Anyone who was going yeah, Christian, actually this is my 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:38.080 experience too. Is anyone ever hit their head trying to 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:41.000 pay that? So your head doesn't need to come forward 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:45.680 to see the screen. You have independent limbs that they 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.040 can retract and go and do it for you don't 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:48.800 lean forward. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.560 What have you got the phone attached you forehead? I 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:56.560 can't say properly my eyes licking it. I'm using your 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:58.320 tongue to put your pin code in. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:02.680 No, I can't see it proper She's a Monday it guys. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.480 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:11.600 You can always contact the show about anything interesting. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:15.680 Text here from Craig Wating Morning Craig and Seaford. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.040 Christian, what happened about the catapult you had made? 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:23.240 Actually? Actually that that actually is a great question. A 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.240 couple of years ago I had an idea of actually 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:28.839 making a catapult and we caught the cashipult that actually 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.200 would fire bags of cashing and you would catch it. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.320 Kind of a medieval idea anyway, it got made, like 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.440 people actually made it, and this thing worked. It was 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.080 like flinging. Last I saw it, there was video of 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.880 it flinging watermelons like one hundred and twenty meters. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:43.920 It was six meters tall. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.400 It was huge, right, so, and it involved a lot 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.040 of wood and people and engineers getting involved donating their 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:49.600 free time. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:51.599 Anyway, a couple. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.360 Of months ago, from time to time, people like you 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:56.039 Craig asked, Hey, what happened about that catapult idea? So 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.800 we made some inquiries in turn and where it actually 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.000 is it? Because you know we had it made, it's 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.800 actually gone missing now you know no one. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.280 Knows where it is. How how do you do it? 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:10.120 A working trebuchhe go missing? Who someone has this right? 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.480 Has gone missing right after that factory? And someone has 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.760 this right now? Who is using a huge it's this 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:20.080 thing's massive. You can't steal it discreetly. It's in Victoria 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.160 or has it been broken down? It is in China? 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.520 Are the Russians using it? Nefariously? 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.160 Someone has our cash a part? 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.119 We got to follow the trail. Who is the last 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:29.839 person to have it? Who is the last person to 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.240 see it? 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.400 I don't I don't want to ever name names on it, 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.840 but our outgoing senior producer was the last person who 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.400 saw it. Who's moving to the very much the Silicon 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:47.200 Valley or Broadcasting Australia Adelaide Radio Socks Clark so flinging 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.080 bags of money. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.880 We know where it went missing. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:54.120 It's in his camera in pieces that boot space, Tom, 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:55.599 Why is it always slightly open? 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.559 It's got my trebuche in there. So that's what's happened 0:05:58.600 --> 0:05:58.760 to it. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.560 We have to find that otherwise I fear we're to 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.480 start scratcher. 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:07.320 No, I think didn't. The timber alone costs like ten 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.039 thousand of Douglas fir. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.680 Douglas fir. It was the finest Douglas. This is a 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.200 beautiful work of art, this thing. So anyway, thanks Then 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.359 and then I got this email overnight from one of 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.120 our listeners, right and I was looking at Frages, going, 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:24.000 we're talking about magnets over the last couple of weeks 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.840 and no yesterday we start to get into hats from 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.839 history that you'd like to go into. And I always 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.080 say there are no tangents on the show, but this 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.719 one really was one from Gavin Walker Christian if it's 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.839 not too late your colleague, Patsy should retrieve the speaker 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.320 from the skip and smash it and get the magnet 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.680 located at the base of the speaker cone. Probably one 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.240 of the best magnets you could ever have. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.400 Kevin, What, Yeah, I don't, Gavin, I don't know if 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.320 I've got used for a super powered magnet. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.599 I don't often walk around the house going if only 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:58.640 had a stronger. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:06:59.440 Madly I had not. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:06:59.680 Just that. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.440 Actually he knows that this is you can't buy them 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.360 like this. It's probably the best magnet you could ever have. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.360 Well, there was two speakers, so that would have been 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.440 two magnets. But the skip's gone because I had some 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.800 more junk I brought in the other day Friday, and 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.160 the skip was already gone, so it's still in my vaccine. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.160 Well, Patsy, go and get that. It's probably the best 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.400 magnet you guys would ever have. I just I'm thinking, 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.480 where would I put what's the magnet? Draw is that 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.320 in with the batteries and why it would know it 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.200 would suck the power? Then where would I locate this 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:28.840 best magnet I've ever owned? 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.720 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.920 Jack and I just found out, Actually, what has happened 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.320 to the Casha Pult. The only way we're ever doing 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.000 this again is to actually have anyone constructed the actra 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.160 true story saw things that someone make a true life 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:42.960 podcast about. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:47.320 Wow, we the things that can happen sometimes in life. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.680 Who knows? AnyWho can you make a brand new Cachiapoult 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.240 for us? That would be the. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.040 Big thing for this show going into next year as 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.360 it starts again, a brand new Casha Polt. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.440 It's what's required, all right. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.440 So we have some very important thank you to share 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.520 with so many of you right now. Over the last 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.360 couple of days, we've been asking you can you help 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.760 out the children of Melbourne who if you don't, we 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.960 won't be able to get them a Christmas present this year. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.800 There's an amazing small and I mean small, but very 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:18.320 big and powerful chouity right here in Victoria called Backpacks 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.040 of Kids and they're doing an amazing thing and one 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.520 of the things they're trying to do at Christmas and 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.800 they have been trying really hard, but they're running out 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:28.840 of donations. They're entirely funded by your donations, and over 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.320 the last couple of months has been via virtually possible 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.640 to get any donations because obviously a lot of families 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.760 are wired about their Christmas and their summer holidays and 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.360 the huge rise in interest rates and also the dramatic 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.160 rise in now the cost of living as well, so 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.240 they're struggling. What they're trying to do is they're trying 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.000 to give a Christmas present, what they call a Santi 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.320 pack to all the children around Melbourne that we had 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.240 no idea just how many that is. Sadly they're going 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:57.400 to be in care this Christmas. And so they managed 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:00.640 to get about sixteen hundred of these Santi packs, sixteen 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.640 hundred kids, but they actually the demand is you're talking 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.880 about five to six thousand children, and so it meant 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.360 because they just run out of money. When Sally, who's 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.360 the founder of this charity called me Wednesday night and 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.480 not really knowing what else to do, there were thousands 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.240 more kids that were going to be going without a 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.040 Christmas present. So Thursday morning on the show, we started 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.520 to ask could you help. You know, every thirty five 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.559 dollars is another kid who's actually going to get a 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.920 Santa bite, it's going to get a Christmas present this year, 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.360 and that would be a magical thing. We had no 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.920 idea how much you could donate, because of all the 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.440 things I've just mentioned. We thought maybe a couple of 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.680 thousand at least. It's a couple of extra Christmas presents 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.800 to try and help we can, but I'm amazed to say, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.920 actually it's humbling. What's happened in the last couple of 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.120 days is that Jack, what is the money that our 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.200 listeners have kindly donated. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.600 Two hundred and eight two hundred and eighty dollars, which 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.880 equals nine hundred and fifty of the Santi packs. 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.040 So that's over five and our thousand children who will 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.760 get a Christmas present this year thanks to your generous donation. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:01.560 And the good news is if this is the first 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.920 time you're hearing about it, you said, well I could 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.240 do thirty five dollars, then you can still get involved. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.440 There's still a huge demand. Heads to the Christian o'connells 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.280 show dot com dot au and when you go on 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.640 there you'll see everybody else's donations that they're putting on 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.679 there and these lovely messages as well, And so we're 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.319 urging you to leave a message so we can actually 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.079 thank you on the show says thank you this morning 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:25.160 as we start today's show to Ben Toolio. So happy 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.160 to be part of something special. Thank you very much 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:28.079 Ben for your donation. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.480 Thank you to Gary pask Sally. You are an absolute legend, 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.880 the true Ozzy spirit. We need to take a leaf 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.720 out of your book. We need more people in the 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:36.280 world like. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:40.040 You, Anonymous, and my grandchildren are with my husband and I, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.160 Otherwise they would being fostercare. Making sure no whether Charles 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.160 will get something for Christmas is what we'd love to do. 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.559 Making sure they get something. Thank you for helping out 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.960 kids in out of their home environment. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:51.240 Bless you all. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.680 Thanks to Debbie Lafontaine. Christmas is for the kids. Please 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.520 enjoy what most of us take for granted. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:11:00.240 Merry Christmas, Natalie Oohland. No charge should go without christ Us. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.120 Thank you to the people on the ground co ordinating 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.559 this amazing charity. And if you do want to give 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.640 your time, they are always looking for volunteers to help 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:08.000 them out. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:09.920 Find out more. If you go to our website you 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:10.720 can find out more. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.720 Thank you to Luke Easton. Thank you to all the 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.280 hard working people at Backpacks for the Kids. You guys 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.800 are legends and your work is greatly valued and appreciated. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.840 And now a lot of you are doing this on 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.040 behalf of your kids. I think this is good, a 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.520 great idea. I've done this and so I think it'd 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.280 be a lovely thing. Mums and dads. If it's not 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.760 to think about Christmas presents and how many presents some 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:30.920 of your kids get, what a lovely thing on Christmas 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.880 Day for you. Maybe there's a card and it tells 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.400 a story of what their donation is going to be 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.440 giving a Christmas present to a child that wasn't going 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.480 to be getting one. So you can donate on behalf 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.080 of your kids like Daniel Corman, christianas is on behalf 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.200 of my twin boys Miles and Clark, wanting to help 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:45.880 kids in need. 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.600 Rebecca Davis on behalf of the Davis family and their kids, 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:49.200 Jack and. 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.280 Miller, Greg Curney, What amazing work they are doing. Four 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.520 packs and four big hugs on my wife, two children 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:55.040 and I. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.200 Cas Ingham has given on behalf of her two beautiful boys. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.800 Matt Griffith's three packs on behalf of my three kids. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.760 Every kid should feel the joy of Christmas. Lovely words Matt. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.960 And thank you to the Akroyd Mehan family on behalf 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:08.040 of their six kids. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.880 Thank you very much, Joe Foster Johnson. Merry Christmas, guys, 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.360 my two boys to two beautiful kids. We hope this 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.120 helps at least a little bit. That's from Patrick and Alex. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.440 Please keep this going. Every thirty five dollars is one 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:22.000 extra child who will get a Christmas present this year. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.720 If you go to the Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au, 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:25.880 that's where we can find it more. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.000 Thank you well Christian o connell's show podcast. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.280 I don't know if you know someone like Jack post 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.200 your life, but sometimes you have a friend. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:34.040 They're from the future. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.920 And Jaxas just noticed he was pressing his shape that 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.280 he has his muscle powdering createen plus nine hundred or 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.120 whatever it is. It's the same stuff the Rock drinks 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.439 fifteen times a day. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.360 It's simply a liquid breakfast because says we don't have 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.000 time sometimes with these early starts to sit down and 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:53.040 have a full bacon and eggs. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.040 You know, I've already made scrambled eggs this morning. You 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:56.480 have not I did. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:59.120 Yeah, yeah, scrambled eggs this morning. Yeah, nice way to 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.400 start the day. It was real, cleaned it all up, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.000 so there's no mess for my wife to go even 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.199 dried the plate so that it's a perfect crime, so 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.080 it doesn't come into a stressy kitchen in the morning. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.560 So but yeah, I guess for people that you know 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.839 and you live quite far away, no way, you live the. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.760 Nearest to the radio station, what the hell is this thing? 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.000 So I was looking for a smoothie bottle and then 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.440 I came across online. It's like one that will shake 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:22.360 and stir for you. So it's got a little button 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:23.960 on the bottom and then. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.240 It will upgrade. This sort of thing came up. Must 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.160 have an ancho. 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:30.840 Version of this patsy. It stirs the bottom so you 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:31.760 don't get that sediment. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.920 Yes, that's right. I mean I was so excited when 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.880 I purchased it. When it came I realized that it 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.040 wasn't so hard to just shake the bottle. Yeah, it 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.120 feels a bit lazy to press the button on and not. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.720 I loved that. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:47.160 It's a gimmick. It's a fidget spinner. Do you find that. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.479 I mean, in two years time, they'd be landfill. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.559 Everywhere, screwing up the environment because where you got bored 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.200 of that basically, and when you can just tip it. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.360 It makes no you can be doing something else and 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:57.360 still be shaken up. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.520 You drink and then no batteries. Simple charge it with 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.920 the USB C. You know what I'm getting excited about. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.400 I've just thought of a Christmas present for everybody whole. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:12.600 No, well, Black Friday sales this week yesterday, yesterday, So 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.520 I think I actually I am a Monday Winner. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.440 Actually, a couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.240 Is moving house, right, He's going to a place where 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.720 they did what do you call hardwood floors, and he 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.960 had one of these robot cleaners and he said to me, oh, 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:23.920 do you want to bar off me? 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:24.800 I'm not using it. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.080 It's mainly carpeted, so we can't use the robot. So 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:31.120 I've got this some robot cleaner thing, right. It is amazing. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.480 The kids think that now, it's like I've got another 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:35.280 younger kid. The way I talk to this thing. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:36.240 Have you named it? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.720 Because I have you You know, I'm a big fan 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.280 of Crazy Anatomy. It's called if you know, you know, 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:42.280 it's called mccleaney. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.640 That's actually very good. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.040 And what's lovely is it speaks to me during the day. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.800 It says he messages like the dirty water tank would 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:52.800 need empty and then I need this. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:53.720 I'll make sure you do that. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.920 But it just messages me from mccleaney, and it's got 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.800 a picture off Patrick Demptcher as well. I now believe 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.800 in my mother's part of me that Patrick Dempsey has 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.440 mates of me, and he's in my phone chatting to 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:04.880 me that he needs emptying later. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.320 Yes, I thought he was meant to make your life easier. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:09.840 You're a servant to him. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:11.920 This guy, I tell you what he does do though, 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.320 is as he's sort of going to all this, he's 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.600 got these these lights and these scatterers and stuff like 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.520 this one and these things that come out the side 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:20.800 and go. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:22.400 That. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:26.760 Both are dogs terrified of this robot thing that suddenly goes. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:30.200 I'm cleaning, right, even sometimes when I put it on, 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.080 it still startles me. 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:34.120 It's like this is ai. This is how it starts. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.920 I'm cleaning, and he goes. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.880 And then suddenly it just leaves his docking station right 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.320 and starts to the petts just scarp out of the 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:44.880 screw this. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:46.440 What the hell is? This? 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:46.720 Is it? 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.320 One of them? What has got no face? 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.840 Whereas Larry the Cat sometimes sleeps on top of it. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.400 As it moves, he just jumps off and he follows 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:56.120 it around the house. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.360 And what's going on? Anyway? 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.480 Yesterday it messes me to saying I need to get 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.400 some more clean fluid for it, right, I yesterday felt 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.440 like such a grown up. Oh my god, I did 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.720 my first ever Black Friday discounted cell I can't. I 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.200 felt like a proper grown up at Patsy. I actually 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.960 brought some cleaning fluid half priced in these Black Friday. 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:14.960 Sounds right, did it? 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.080 And when my wife came home went, hey, I've just 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.680 got some Black Friday cleaning fluid from mccleany, she went, 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:24.040 just when this plenty hell, Chris, Like if I said, 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.120 I just split the atom. I know you just think 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:30.920 I'm a thick DJ. She's Jesus blenty like looking at 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:31.960 who is this new you? 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.800 Well, I'm falling in love with you all over again. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:38.800 Now I can you can take advantage of coupon CODs 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:39.800 at check out. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.160 If you can look after the robot back, maybe you 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:44.200 can look. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:46.240 At me like this. All you have to do is 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.600