WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! The top plastic surgeries in Australia revealed! 💉

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on hello everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Happy Tuesday everyone. I have some one day

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<v Speaker 2>old cake for you all.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you burn this one with a sparkler as well?

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<v Speaker 2>No, nothing like celebrating Yesterday. It was my daughter's birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>She's four, finally, and we didn't tell her it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was her We've been well. We didn't tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>It was her birthday until we picked her up from

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<v Speaker 2>daycare because we didn't want her to get upset in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning that we had to go to work.

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<v Speaker 4>So she only found out it was her birthday at

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<v Speaker 4>four point.

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<v Speaker 5>Put your kid into not knowing it was their own birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to go to daycare and celebrate with their friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I had to go to work early in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't, Laura's all, No, that's trauma.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember four.

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<v Speaker 4>But she was a lovely surprise when she.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember this shocks me.

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<v Speaker 2>She came home it was Monday afternoon and we said,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's your birthday today, Happy birthday, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>had a party for her.

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<v Speaker 5>She's going to be so messed up. She's going to

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<v Speaker 5>think with all her future partners that birthdays start at noon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, four pm. The day is almost over.

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<v Speaker 5>Just coincides when the pickup's over and our birthday starts.

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<v Speaker 1>The odds, you know what the day's going to click

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<v Speaker 1>when she's like, hang on mom, work every day.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she knew it was her birthday, but we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to make a big deal about it in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning because because nothing was really planned in the route

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<v Speaker 2>and we both had to go to work. So we

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<v Speaker 2>made a big fuss about her last night. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you guys don't want to eat your one day old cake,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have it myself.

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<v Speaker 4>You're taking ungrateful all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, coming up, I saw some new stats today. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a surprising amount of people of Australians that are

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<v Speaker 1>getting cosmetic surgery. And you won't believe the top three.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean we spoke about this recently and how

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<v Speaker 2>prevalent it is. But part of me is not surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like everybody is getting plastic surgery. Now maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's just in my second Well.

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<v Speaker 3>The stats aren't one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm not got my Brazilian But if you guys

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<v Speaker 5>weren't that shots remember and.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're at your hair transplant.

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<v Speaker 5>Transplant, Yeah, I was in Turkey.

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<v Speaker 4>For success and you are looking at great Mitch. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>we want to know how did you ruin a wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>Because look, I ruined a wedding on the weekend, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to feel as bad as I do.

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<v Speaker 5>All Right, that's all on the way here on the

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<v Speaker 5>pickup thanks to Chemists Warehouse. Heading today it's great savings

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<v Speaker 5>every day. It's the pickup around the country, Britt, Laura

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<v Speaker 5>and Mitch Tuesday, thanks to Chemists Warehouse. Right now, write

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<v Speaker 5>this down. There's half price off cosmetics across the Maybelene,

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of cosmetics, but the different kind. A little while

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<v Speaker 3>ago on this show, we were speaking about the rise

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<v Speaker 3>of cosmetic surgery. We had a discussion about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have got some pretty alarming statistics that have

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<v Speaker 1>come out about cosmetic surgery here in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're talking about how prevalent it is across social

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<v Speaker 2>media now and how it's like so normalized that it's

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<v Speaker 2>almost gone past the point of being normalized to the

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<v Speaker 2>point where now it's celebrated.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I remember thinking like way back when that

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<v Speaker 5>facelifts were only something that Kim Kardashian or Chris Jenna

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<v Speaker 5>would get. But now like my piano teachers how to facelift,

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<v Speaker 5>she looks great totally.

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<v Speaker 1>It used to be the botox were only for Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>all that kind of stuff, and now it's just very accessible. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>almost seven million Australians, or thirty eight percent of the

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<v Speaker 1>adult population are considering undergoing cosmetic surgery in the next

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<v Speaker 1>ten years.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the funny thing about this study is it says

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<v Speaker 1>that almost half are doing so to feel better about themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>But it doesn't say what the other half are doing

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<v Speaker 3>it for.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty percent are obviously saying I want to change something

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<v Speaker 1>to feel better for me. I'm doing this for me,

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<v Speaker 1>but what are the other fifty percent doing it for?

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<v Speaker 2>Even when we say that you're doing it for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>And I do understand, I know that there are some

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<v Speaker 2>people who there's things that they don't like about themselves,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, if you want to go out and get

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<v Speaker 2>plastic surgery, this is absolutely no judgment on it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do wonder are you doing it because it's to

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<v Speaker 2>feel better about yourself or you're doing it because there's

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<v Speaker 2>a deep insecurity that comes that needs to be fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're going to fix one thing and then

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<v Speaker 2>that's not going to make you feel better. So you've

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<v Speaker 2>got to go and fix something girls, or change something girls.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what is the best reason to go

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<v Speaker 2>and get plasting sel.

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<v Speaker 5>Actuary A, a bit of col a, bit of column B.

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<v Speaker 5>But if it is an insecurity and fixing it makes

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<v Speaker 5>you feel better than gray, like problem solved.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pro cosmetic surgery. If somebody wants to feel better

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<v Speaker 1>about themselves. I don't there's no problem with it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not what this is about.

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<v Speaker 3>But listen to this statistic. More than one.

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<v Speaker 1>Billion dollars is spent every year on more than five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand procedures. Now that makes it more popular in

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<v Speaker 1>Australia per capita than the United States. Cosmetic surgery is

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<v Speaker 1>more popular in Australia than the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that not wild?

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<v Speaker 5>That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it makes me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that you say, like, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>do something to fix something about yourself it makes you

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<v Speaker 2>feel better about yourself. That it's fine, And I do

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<v Speaker 2>think it's fine. But there's part of me that also things.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's because I have two little girls. I

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<v Speaker 2>would hate for my children to grow up feeling insecure

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<v Speaker 2>and thinking, well, that's okay, I'll just get my boobs

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<v Speaker 2>done and my nose done and then my butt done,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll be more beautiful than people will like me.

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<v Speaker 2>More like, what is the insecurity there that you should

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<v Speaker 2>be addressing more so than the reason of getting something fixed?

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<v Speaker 5>I think I have to go hand in hand. I think,

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<v Speaker 5>like you have to you've got to be aware of

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<v Speaker 5>why you're doing it. But that also doesn't negate that

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<v Speaker 5>it can help. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>This is also why it's so good that the government

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<v Speaker 1>are bringing in now that to go and get cosmetic surgery,

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<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to have a consult with a professional, a

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<v Speaker 1>psychologized as like to really get to the bottom of why,

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<v Speaker 1>make sure you understand. I think that that's a great

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<v Speaker 1>step forward for this. But the most popular cosmetic surgery

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<v Speaker 1>here in Australia. Number one, what do you reckon it.

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<v Speaker 5>Is boobs have to be boobies?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's rhinoplasty, which is the nose. It's a nose

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<v Speaker 1>job is number one. Number two boobs and number three

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm going to say the colloquial name is an eyelift,

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<v Speaker 1>had all three and the hair transplant. You had the

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<v Speaker 1>hair transplant at.

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<v Speaker 5>Lushy do I get a free sort of transplant by

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<v Speaker 5>three get one free punch card.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many people now though, that are very transparent.

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<v Speaker 2>Even Julia Morris spoke about when she got an eyelift done,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was talking about on her social media. I

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<v Speaker 2>do think it's become very, very normalized. And I have

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<v Speaker 2>nothing against plastic surgery, but I do think it's wild

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<v Speaker 2>that thirty eight percent of the population doesn't just want

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<v Speaker 2>to age. Thirty eight percent of the population are like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to change something.

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<v Speaker 3>If I can stop myself aging one day, I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I'm so for it. People. One hundred years ago,

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to live to thirty and not get polio.

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<v Speaker 5>Now we've got all these amazing procedures to look good.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll take it. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm You just asked me where to get botox.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not won't repeat that.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not baiting this, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I have definitely had moments where I thought I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>and get my especially after having kids. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll go and get myself a boob lift or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And I even had a conversation with that about it

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<v Speaker 2>my husband once and he said to me, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, it's really hard to explain to our little

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<v Speaker 2>girls that they're perfect the way they are and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to change anything about themselves if you have

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<v Speaker 2>gone and gone and gotten things done yourself. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was the one thing that changed my mind about it,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, well, I want them to feel

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful exactly as they are, So I think I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to age gracefully if I want to.

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<v Speaker 5>Can only celebrate their birthdays for six hours? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 5>kids first first, next to the show, Laura going back

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<v Speaker 5>into it, tell everyone what happened at the wedding on

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend? Quickly?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, one of my beautiful friends. They got married on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. It was truly a special occasion and it

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<v Speaker 2>was lit up even more so by the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I set myself on fire and I also set the

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<v Speaker 2>wedding cake on fire and set off the fire alarms

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<v Speaker 2>right at the crucial moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that that's not even clickbait. She literally set

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<v Speaker 3>herself a fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I have the bvantages to prove it.

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<v Speaker 5>Laura ruined a wedding and if you have two, will

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<v Speaker 5>take your calls next thirteen one, I six five at

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<v Speaker 5>the pickup. It's the pick up around Australia. Happy Tuesday

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<v Speaker 5>afternoon with Brittain, Laura and Mitch heading to chemist ware

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<v Speaker 5>house today, great savings every day. Britt Laura still got

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<v Speaker 5>her bandaged fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's gotta be banished for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got my pointer finger and my thumb all bandaged

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<v Speaker 2>it up because I set myself on fire on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>To everyone, So, I had a friend's wedding. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful wedding, and I was put in charge with

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<v Speaker 2>lighting the sparklers, which seems like an innocent enough job,

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<v Speaker 2>but I took it really seriously and I tried to

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<v Speaker 2>light an entire pack of sparklers at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>and they went up like a bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>You ruined your friend's wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost set the place on fire. I set the

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<v Speaker 2>wedding cake on fire, and I set myself on fire.

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<v Speaker 5>Your bandage to tell the story, can I just say

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<v Speaker 5>you threw the sparkle bomb at the cake.

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<v Speaker 4>I threw it on the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't want to throw it on the bar

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<v Speaker 2>because the bar was wooden and the whole place had

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<v Speaker 2>a Hessian roof.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro it's not the fact it's wooden, it's alcohol.

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<v Speaker 4>It's also okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The fire alarm went off right at the pinnacle beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>moment when they were about to announce that they were

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<v Speaker 2>getting married.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a whole thing, you know, to make.

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<v Speaker 3>Yourself feel better.

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<v Speaker 4>You got me.

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<v Speaker 3>Thinking I ruined the wedding. Ones just got back the reception.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd only just started to eat the main meal, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're pretty early into the night.

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<v Speaker 3>I obviously was feeling happy. God only knows why.

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to drink red wine. But I went up

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<v Speaker 1>to her to congratulate them and hug them, tripped and

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<v Speaker 1>my entire red wine went down her wedding dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Britt that's the bride, the whole, and I down in

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<v Speaker 3>the front of her. I started crying. I stood there

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<v Speaker 3>and started crying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was shaking because I was like, you can one

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<v Speaker 1>shot it this day, and I'm just and I was

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<v Speaker 1>beside myself, and I was like, don't make this about me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what can I do?

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<v Speaker 3>The weight stuff? She was fine, she was like, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>Doh.

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<v Speaker 3>We got the photos and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not fine, it's your wedding day. Anyway, we poured

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<v Speaker 1>leaters of soda water that they were getting.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sure she loved dancing around in a wet

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<v Speaker 2>dress for the rest of the night.

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<v Speaker 4>That would have been even better.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you believe that?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's the ultimate thing besides setting the

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<v Speaker 1>whole venue on fire, is putting red wine on.

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<v Speaker 4>At least I didn't set the bride on fire.

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<v Speaker 5>Grace on thirteen one, six five. What happened at the wedding?

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<v Speaker 5>What went wrong? Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well this wasn't me. This is actually what my

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<v Speaker 7>brother did at his own wedding. He got a little

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<v Speaker 7>bit excited the night before and had a few too

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<v Speaker 7>many drinks and he was so hungover that he actually

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<v Speaker 7>missed the ceremony. Oh god, look he did. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>we waited for a few hours and it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, we're kind of falling damage. This is a

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<v Speaker 7>few years ago now, and we're all sort of in

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<v Speaker 7>damage control, and you know, we got to the reception

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<v Speaker 7>and he came to the reception, but he looked like

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<v Speaker 7>an absolute zombie, like he like eyes were all like

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<v Speaker 7>blood spots and everything, and we're trying to just make

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<v Speaker 7>it this really like chill situation to cover what was

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<v Speaker 7>just an absolute awful.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you even go to the reception when there

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't actually been a wedding, they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Married, but you paid for it's still got to go party.

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<v Speaker 7>You paid, well a lot of money I've been spent,

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<v Speaker 7>so you've just got to kind of roll with.

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<v Speaker 3>What did his fiance do?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? I don't know what happened behind closed doors, but

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<v Speaker 7>it wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 5>Joe, Hey, how did you ruin the wedding? What happened

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<v Speaker 5>to you?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't ruin a wedding, but I was a wedding planner,

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<v Speaker 6>so just about ten years ago, and I was given

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<v Speaker 6>the CD from a bride who was told who I

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<v Speaker 6>was told to put on at the start of their ceremony.

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<v Speaker 6>So as I put the CD in, having not checked out,

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<v Speaker 6>everyone was gasping. And when I looked up at the

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<v Speaker 6>four big screens that was above all the wedding guests,

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<v Speaker 6>it was actually a video of the groom that was

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<v Speaker 6>standing there in the bride maids having it off together.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait and you played it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well, it was sposedly a montage of photos of them,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, in their life together before getting married, and

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<v Speaker 6>you know, beautiful images and whatnot, and that was a

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<v Speaker 6>very standard thing. It was actually something I suggested. I said,

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<v Speaker 6>a lot of brides do this, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 6>were having you know, some images and papas with CD

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<v Speaker 6>and we'll put it up to the ceremony. And I'd

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<v Speaker 6>actually had this a CD given to me a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of days before at their rehearsal, and it was legitimate

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<v Speaker 6>of their images, so I didn't think anything to check

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<v Speaker 6>it again. And yeah, the CD she'd given me the

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<v Speaker 6>second time around just happened to be this video that

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<v Speaker 6>she catched.

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<v Speaker 4>She ruined her own wedding.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, no, she actually had a really good time because

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<v Speaker 6>her whole his whole family and friends were obviously mortified,

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<v Speaker 6>got up and left, and she continued to have the

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<v Speaker 6>reception with just her friends.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is a movie.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, oh yeah. It was tricky at the time,

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<v Speaker 6>but we got there.

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<v Speaker 4>My mouth is on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't I feel absolved of my mistakes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my accidents that I did. No one invite me

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<v Speaker 4>to your weddings. I'm a liability.

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<v Speaker 5>All right. Next on the show, we're discussing how old

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<v Speaker 5>is too old to have a baby as from a

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<v Speaker 5>man's perspective, how old is too old for a daddy

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<v Speaker 5>to be a daddy? Big discussion. We'll have it next

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<v Speaker 5>on the pick Up. It is the pickup around the

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<v Speaker 5>country Tuesday afternoon, Britt and Laura and Mitch. Or thanks

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<v Speaker 5>to Chemist's Warehouse. Right now, guys, this half price of

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<v Speaker 5>is at Chemists Warehouse. There is a new pandemic other

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<v Speaker 5>than COVID sweeping the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it also airborne?

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<v Speaker 5>It's no, it's crotchbrawn. This this is a liquid based pandemic,

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<v Speaker 5>and it is the pandemic of eighty year old men

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<v Speaker 5>having babies with women that are a quarter of their aims.

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<v Speaker 4>This one is also close contact though.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're talking about I'm talking about Alpucino. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 5>this is all sort of back in the news again

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<v Speaker 5>if you did miss it. Al Pacino welcomed a baby

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<v Speaker 5>into the world. Al Pacino is eighty three, his partner

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<v Speaker 5>is twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, I mean, I know we've said plenty of times,

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<v Speaker 2>even on this show, we've said age gaps don't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I read age gaps like that and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think they do matter.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a gap a gad.

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<v Speaker 5>A gap is like ten centimeters between the train and

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<v Speaker 5>the platform. Is a cliff. That is you're going straight

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<v Speaker 5>into a river.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the problem here, guys, we are not ages.

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<v Speaker 3>Love is love. The problem here is is there a problem?

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<v Speaker 3>I think there is?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a problem having a baby when you're about

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<v Speaker 1>to hit eighty five. Let's be real, with all the

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<v Speaker 1>science and all the money in the world, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>outliving one hundred You're not gonna do it. If you do,

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<v Speaker 1>you're one hundred and three year old, you will not

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<v Speaker 1>be around for that child.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the mum will be though, because she's twenty four.

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<v Speaker 4>She's fresh out of university, finishing school.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do think it's pretty hard to bring children

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<v Speaker 2>into the world knowing that you probably only have five.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if you are so lucky to make it to

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<v Speaker 2>the ripe old age of ninety six or whatever, that

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<v Speaker 2>you have ten years left, you're leaving a kid before

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<v Speaker 2>they're even ten years old.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, this yeous on Chelsea Handler. She's a comedian in

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<v Speaker 5>the US. She's so funny. She has such a big

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<v Speaker 5>problem with this. She went and posted a video to

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<v Speaker 5>her Instagram last night. It's actually quite intense. You looks

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<v Speaker 5>down the barrel of the camera and has this to

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<v Speaker 5>say on the whole matter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's new epidemic sweeping the country.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's not another virus.

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<v Speaker 5>It's worse old men who won't stop spreading their seats.

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<v Speaker 3>They cannot stop procreating.

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<v Speaker 2>Between the four of those guys, they have thirty two children.

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<v Speaker 5>Robert de Niro just had his seventh child at the

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<v Speaker 5>tender age of seventy nine.

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<v Speaker 4>In my last clearly isn't as old as Murdoch or

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<v Speaker 4>De Niro.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not in his eighties, but because of his personality

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<v Speaker 1>he may as well be.

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<v Speaker 5>It's never worth mine, yeai. So she's talking about Elon Musk,

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<v Speaker 5>al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Alec Baldwin, all having yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>thirty two children between they're all over the age of sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think we are very much focusing on the

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<v Speaker 2>men having the children.

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<v Speaker 4>This takes two to tango.

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<v Speaker 2>There are young women who are married to these men,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, mighty wealthy, powerful men who have one putting

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<v Speaker 2>the grave and the other one slipping in. They also

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to have babies with the men that they chose

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<v Speaker 2>to marry, So I mean, they're obviously taking the responsibility

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<v Speaker 2>of the fact that they're going to be parenting these

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<v Speaker 2>children on their own, with proximply a very big inheritance.

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<v Speaker 5>If we had to put an age on a dad,

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<v Speaker 5>that's all I'm gonna I'm gonna put an age. Well

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<v Speaker 5>for a newborn, yeah, for a dad to bring a

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<v Speaker 5>newborn into the world. I say, like maybe cabin at

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<v Speaker 5>light seventy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there's gonna be someone in their seventies who's

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this. He doesn't feel too good. Grandparent age,

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<v Speaker 2>that's under if you're in your seventies. If you're in

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<v Speaker 2>your seventies and then there's babies coming into the world,

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<v Speaker 2>you should probably be a granddad, not a year.

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<v Speaker 5>A number.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say, Okay, you know what, I look at my

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<v Speaker 3>dad now.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad is sixty five. This is why I have

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<v Speaker 1>a probably put a number on it, right, my dad's

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five. If he became a dad now, he's so

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<v Speaker 1>young and sprightly and fit and he'd be fine, but

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<v Speaker 1>then you get other sixty five year olds that can't

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<v Speaker 1>get out of bed.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then just up at ten years and go seventy five.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, i'd go seventy. Don't do it up to seventy end.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I'm glad, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to consider my opinions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that if you're in the seven zeros,

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<v Speaker 2>you're probably a bit too old to be bringing a

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<v Speaker 2>fresh baby into the You're not going to be running

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<v Speaker 2>around kicking balls with them, You're not going to be

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<v Speaker 2>playing soccer.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know, well said everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, that's the end of us. We've been our

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<v Speaker 5>boss at seventy. If you miss anything, you can listen

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<v Speaker 5>to the pickup podcast on our heart radio.

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<v Speaker 2>We do know if we get any complaints, they're only

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<v Speaker 2>coming in from men in the eighties who have brand

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<v Speaker 2>new children.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly right. But when cold and flu strikes did

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<v Speaker 5>the demison gets it done? Always follow the directions for

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<v Speaker 5>use Well, what are you up next? Guys?

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<v Speaker 4>They are and I think they're still trapped.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, we look, we are trapped. We are in the

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<v Speaker 8>room filled with puzzles. We've got to solve them all

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<v Speaker 8>to get out of here. It's themed Indiana Jones themed, obviously,

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<v Speaker 8>but it's like an Aztec term and yesterday was hectic.

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<v Speaker 8>We were blindfolded, handcuffed at one stage.

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<v Speaker 9>Now we haven't slept because we've got these looks like

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<v Speaker 9>kids single bed hammocks in here, which is just awful. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 9>if you want to hear more about our experience trapped

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<v Speaker 9>in this room and join us about five minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Golden alright, I have a good one boy, see tomorrow