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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow's show is our last one of the year. I

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Speaker 2: know Lightweight's packing up already typical radio presenters. The bad

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Speaker 2: news about that is already my wife yesterday starts to

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Speaker 2: give me a list of tasks that now I'm captive

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Speaker 2: at home, no excuse of the radio show. Mysterious phone

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Speaker 2: calls that I need to go and make, and stuff

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Speaker 2: that I can't hide from the to do list that's

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Speaker 2: been building. Oh yeah, and the number one thing in

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Speaker 2: there is when we went to lockdown, like a lot

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Speaker 2: of people, we all started to buy stuff, didn't we.

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Speaker 3: We all thought, well, I'm gonna need this.

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Speaker 2: And one of the things that I got was a

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Speaker 2: full size table tennis table. Put it in the garage,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, we're gonna use We're gonna be on

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Speaker 2: this every single day. I don't know what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: I'm really every time I see it now it's like

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Speaker 2: it's in half, like in a shame corner of the garage. There,

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Speaker 2: big full size, unwieldy thing in half. The bats discarded

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Speaker 2: sadly on the floor like toy story. I think they

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Speaker 2: cry at night, those bats, unused and unloved.

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Speaker 3: Many how many games do you think you honestly played.

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Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to say under twenty. The saddest thing was

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Speaker 2: what happens is when you got teenagers. There are a

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Speaker 2: tough crowd, right, and so every Friday and Saturday night

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Speaker 2: I'd be going, I turn up with the two bats

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Speaker 2: and go who fancies a game? And they would.

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Speaker 3: Barely even look up at me, barely even look up

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Speaker 3: at me.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing sad when you've got to walk away by

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Speaker 2: yourself with two two is useless. You can't even play

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Speaker 2: by yourself, you know, there's nothing you can do. They

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Speaker 2: barely even look up for the phones. And then I

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Speaker 2: would do this, I go just five minutes, I guarantee

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Speaker 2: willing not play for ten, but thet's just agree five.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I think eighteen tops eighteen sad games on that.

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Speaker 2: It breaks my heart that I've got to say goodbye

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Speaker 2: to that full size table tennis table.

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Speaker 3: David, Welcome to the show. What did you get in lockdown?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 3: What's left over?

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Speaker 1: A bum washer?

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Speaker 3: Right? Okay again.

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Speaker 1: Not a b DA? No, I know it looks like

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Speaker 1: the sort of garden hose young with the squeeze trigger

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Speaker 1: that you'd have to wash a cab, Yeah, except just

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Speaker 1: design for washing underneath. I bought it online when the

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Speaker 1: everyone was going crazy and buying up every piece of

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Speaker 1: toilet paper they could find.

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Speaker 3: You're a smart man, is you the car? So, isn't it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So how does it work? Do you attach it to

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Speaker 3: the toilet sink or yeah?

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Speaker 1: Now you you attach it like it's got a hose

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Speaker 1: on it about a meter or so long. You just

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Speaker 1: attach it to a t junction on your inlet water

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Speaker 1: for the toilet system, and then you squeeze it like

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Speaker 1: you would if you were washing your car. And it's

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Speaker 1: only a little like it's probably.

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Speaker 3: To give afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all stayless steel.

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Speaker 3: And but what while you were stood in the bathroom

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Speaker 3: you are you're doing this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sitting on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: I see right, you don't go into the bedroom and

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Speaker 2: then you got to do that thing like you're do.

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Speaker 3: In the yard, you know where you go sweah all away?

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Speaker 3: How did you David?

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Speaker 1: For me, very different. My wife's Indonesian and they virtually

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Speaker 1: never used toilet papers there. They always liked themselves. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so she was quite used to it and she was

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Speaker 1: happy to see it turn up. But for me, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a bit of an odd sensation, but now

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Speaker 1: it's just yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are you still use it every day?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well we've cut down from going through maybe three

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Speaker 1: rolls a week to one roll a week.

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Speaker 3: This is You're for the whole bumwasher campaign movement, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: No one wered want to see my brom.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you the second term giddiness, isn't it to

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Speaker 2: the show this week, David, Thank you very much. You cool.

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