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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast That fight sized Right now,

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Speaker 1: we've got one of our absolute favorites who joins the boys.

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Speaker 1: And there's Ziem who's saying it's going to be cheering

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Speaker 1: all over the country. Nas who's saying that. Tickets for

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Speaker 1: all your shows at livenation dot com dot are you?

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Speaker 1: Adelaid Fridge?

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Speaker 2: First off?

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Speaker 1: First, Cab, off the rank? What are you yelling about?

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Speaker 2: Noise?

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Speaker 3: What were the noises?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Boys, But then you kept going with my toolsugs.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to drop that, so I just sounded

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Speaker 2: like good guys are so cool, and I just I

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Speaker 2: just I have to try and match your energy. You

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Speaker 2: just exude, you know, masculinity and youth virility.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'd like to say the same thing about you.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like last time you were in the

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Speaker 1: studio with us, you told us a story about how

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Speaker 1: your sister did a ship and killed a whole bust

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Speaker 1: of people. If anyone missed that, I have listened to this.

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Speaker 2: No, everyone on that bus was dead, and that was

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Speaker 2: the bus that we were on. We would have all

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Speaker 2: been dead. Did you know she's also received an Order

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Speaker 2: of Australia.

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Speaker 3: We don't care about that they should.

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Speaker 2: They should get in touch with those people and tell

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Speaker 2: them to revoke that. But anybody have them.

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Speaker 1: The Order of Australia had nothing to do with the

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Speaker 1: pooh she did on the bus that day. By the way,

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Speaker 1: if anyone tried to join those DUTs.

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Speaker 3: But she was banned from using the toilets when she

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Speaker 3: was announced. Did you I think last time we spoke

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Speaker 3: you were going to go to the ceremony where she

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Speaker 3: was announced as having an Order of Australia, and then

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Speaker 3: you said you were going to try and steal some

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Speaker 3: of the cutlery that's right from the Governor General's house.

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Speaker 2: I stole this is Is this criminal? I admitting to

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Speaker 2: I do have a tea spoon? Oh but you know what,

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Speaker 2: there's no there's no inscription on the teaspoons before, mixed

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Speaker 2: up in the draw. But I did take that. I

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Speaker 2: remember one to show a friend and now I don't

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Speaker 2: even know which one it is. But if anyone from

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Speaker 2: you know, from her family is listening the Governor General, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the Governor Do they tune into your show?

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Speaker 1: Of course I would have thought. So you're listening.

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Speaker 2: I use a toilet, But you feel that if you

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Speaker 2: go somewhere important use the toilet because you always look

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Speaker 2: at that building and go, I did some nasty stuff

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Speaker 2: in there. Someone dies.

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Speaker 3: You've also I see you coming up on Celebrity goggle

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Speaker 3: Box very soon, which is very exciting. And you're with

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Speaker 3: Julian Morris watching TV. Now last time she was on

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Speaker 3: the show, she'd had a couple of shouties. Was that

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Speaker 3: pretty much what was going down when you were watching TV? Togain?

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Speaker 2: Well, we haven't actually recorded it yet, so I don't

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Speaker 2: know how practice for the show. But Julie and I

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Speaker 2: talked shit together all the time, Like you know, I've

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Speaker 2: worked with her. I guess on, I'm a celebrity. Get

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Speaker 2: me out of here. That's a reality show I would

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Speaker 2: never do again. You know. Goggle Box is the class

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Speaker 2: worn to be a part of the sit on the count.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Nazim Hussein's touring all over the country. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a great time to be in Australia right now.

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Speaker 1: Wo'ds all the best comedians out and about. You can

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Speaker 1: also go and see Nazam Hussein who's touring with Hussein

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Speaker 1: that Tickets for all of NASA's shows found livenation dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au. NAS welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Now, mate, I wanted to ask you so twenty eleven

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Speaker 1: you were contacted by asy Oh, which led to a

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Speaker 1: dinner date on the ERA and then you quitting your job.

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Speaker 1: They're all They're the only facts I've been given about

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Speaker 1: this story. I don't know anything more.

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Speaker 2: Please Australia Australia's spy agency. And back then, like now,

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Speaker 2: I was a Muslim and I still am. But being

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Speaker 2: a Muslim in the middle of the War on Terror,

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Speaker 2: it just became a thing in the community to prank

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Speaker 2: call each other, pretending to be asier because a lot

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Speaker 2: of us were getting you know, we felt we were

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Speaker 2: being capital calls, that we were followed. Man, one day

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Speaker 2: I got a call flocking. I'm not picked up, said hello,

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Speaker 2: that said, Hi, is this Nazim. My name is David.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling from Asia. And I said, oh, look, sorry, David,

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Speaker 2: I can't speak to you right now. I'm just about

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Speaker 2: to blow up a primary school. I was like that

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Speaker 2: my friend Armor and he goes, no, no, this is

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Speaker 2: David from asy and David Sometimes me and my friends

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Speaker 2: will paying for each other pretend to be you. But

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Speaker 2: God anyway, long story short. It took me out to dinner,

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Speaker 2: asked me all these questions. Basically said they don't think

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Speaker 2: I'm a terrorist, but I have a personality that could

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Speaker 2: make other people follow me, so they just want to

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Speaker 2: make sure that I stay on the right path. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 2: they said that the actual words. Looking we don't think

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Speaker 2: you're a terrorist from extremist Muslim, but we do think

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Speaker 2: you have the propensity to become ready quiet Jesus around

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Speaker 2: you and shout out to the waiters who serve me

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Speaker 2: and my two spy mates. But it was actually found

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Speaker 2: that a lot of my friends and had similar things

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Speaker 2: happened to them. I had any racky friend, he said,

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Speaker 2: I can say his name. His name is a Katib.

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Speaker 2: He was, well, he looks like his name sounds right,

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Speaker 2: like he looks like Iraqi guy. Yeah, anyway, he loves

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Speaker 2: taking photos. He was out taking photos in Sydney of

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Speaker 2: Sydney Opera House. If you have a bridge, other bridges,

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Speaker 2: he loves bridges. Right. The next day he got a

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Speaker 2: knock at the door. He opened it up, clar members

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Speaker 2: of Asia standing there. A high went from Asio till

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Speaker 2: he come and signed speak to you please, And he said, well,

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Speaker 2: I spoke to my friend Zam and he said, you

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Speaker 2: guys pay for meals. He goes goodness. We went to

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Speaker 2: Love or Ked. I was like Mills from the Deluxe Man,

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Speaker 2: you're promising SCRMO pizza, extra copies on Milton bro he's

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Speaker 2: a reporter, but taking a photo laptop and his camera.

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Speaker 2: They went through all the photos and asked for his questions.

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Speaker 2: They got to this one photo where you're taking a

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Speaker 2: photo up his own nose, and at that point they

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Speaker 2: closed his laptop pass him back a camera to that

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Speaker 2: of your Thanks mate, like.

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Speaker 3: That is what I'll just take nuds of myself. That'd

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Speaker 3: be so funny watching spies go through all your nerds

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Speaker 3: keep going. The next one's amazing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, so far it's worked. I mean,

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Speaker 2: we haven't had that much terrorism in Australia, so what

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Speaker 2: if they're doing.

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Speaker 1: That's the keys, mate, Thanks much for joining us. You're

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Speaker 1: a bloody legend. Always love talking to you. That is

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Speaker 1: honestly one of the wildest stories I have ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life. If you want to hear it, going,

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Speaker 1: hear nas tell more great stories like that and just

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Speaker 1: laugh until you drop Go and see him here included

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Speaker 1: this new show. Who's saying that tickets for All in

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Speaker 1: the EM's show can be found live Nation, dot com,

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Speaker 1: dot you. He's doing all the comedy festivals, kicking it

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Speaker 1: off at the Fringe Festival over in Adelaide, which is

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Speaker 1: a cracker of a festival. It's great to have comedy

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Speaker 1: festivals back, and you be down in Melbourne as well. Mate,

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Speaker 1: It's always good to have you on the show. Thanks

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Speaker 1: so much for coming on men.

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Speaker 2: Thanks more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know You're one two