Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: This is a big one.
Speaker 1: This is not the girls, this one. Some things make
Speaker 1: more sense than the other.
Speaker 4: Whimsy lowhand in the face after trying to take a
Speaker 4: boy away from a mother.
Speaker 3: You're a good little boy. I won't leave enjoyed.
Speaker 4: Bil.
Speaker 1: Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line.
Speaker 1: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 4: Well, get new glasses.
Speaker 1: Just couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: One Mitch is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now here is Mixturie and Mitchell Ko. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Hello, well, welcome back to You can't say
Speaker 3: the same for producer Jenna.
Speaker 1: No, she's violently ill.
Speaker 3: Should we take it personally that we're only four shows
Speaker 3: in and she's already like nah?
Speaker 4: C be.
Speaker 1: Pregnancies are hard on people.
Speaker 3: Listen. I know that coving bit chicken is your thing
Speaker 3: and you get a saw throw, but today it's me
Speaker 3: that's struggling with my voice.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 3: First thing, when I woke up, I swallowed something that
Speaker 3: I really could have done without.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you had the date this morning.
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to take it there, No, listen,
Speaker 3: I swallowed something that ought not be swallowed mouthwash.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 3: It was the worst. I've never had done it before,
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you not any mush to do it again.
Speaker 1: That can ruin. How did you do it with your
Speaker 1: gargling and it slipped through?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. I do this every
Speaker 3: day and it happened. You know what else I did?
Speaker 3: It was a very dramatic start to the day. Here's
Speaker 3: two things that you shouldn't attempt to do at the
Speaker 3: same time. Blow your nose while cleaning your teeth everywhere.
Speaker 1: How would that feel with your hands, your right hands brushing.
Speaker 3: No, I stopped brushing, so I just had a foamy man. No,
Speaker 3: and just picture it all over the mirror. Between that
Speaker 3: and literally guzzling mouthwash, I've had quite an eventful.
Speaker 1: Four in the morning. Oh god, yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: big show here. I am.
Speaker 3: I'm a trooper and you're give me a smile. No,
Speaker 3: come on, no, I am not your puppet.
Speaker 1: Okay. I was just gonna say, you have a lovely smile.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's fine. We have a lovely show too. I want
Speaker 1: to tell the people we got played well.
Speaker 3: I know you're going to be happy about this one
Speaker 3: another comming bit chicken. This will cheer me. I love
Speaker 3: making a fool of you.
Speaker 1: I need to make a full of you because I
Speaker 1: know we're getting rave reviews on this bit so good.
Speaker 1: People are liking it. A lot of people are calling
Speaker 1: it cringe.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's the word that I hear most often. Cringe
Speaker 3: in a good way. Yeah, yeah, as in like it's
Speaker 3: so awkward that they can't actually stand it. But what
Speaker 3: it is is a challenge where you coughed to someone
Speaker 3: on the phone and see how long it takes them
Speaker 3: to hang up.
Speaker 1: And I don't know who it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can promise you that be someone that you
Speaker 3: don't know, unless it's just a massive coincidence. Okay, so
Speaker 3: this person might not be some understanding Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Speaking of I am, I'm not so understanding because this
Speaker 1: show is it just me? Yes, I thought the name
Speaker 1: was creative. When we came up with it, we were fools.
Speaker 1: We didn't search to see if there were any competition.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: First, we accidentally ripped off Chris this One's autobiography, and
Speaker 3: a lot of people after we launched our podcast pointed
Speaker 3: out to us that we are not the only people
Speaker 3: with this name. But I believe you've been sussing out
Speaker 3: the competition.
Speaker 1: I've been searching. There's at least four other podcasts that
Speaker 1: have the name. Is it just me? One of them
Speaker 1: is above us in the ranking?
Speaker 3: So what I've done? Second?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're second, We're second?
Speaker 3: How do we pull that off?
Speaker 1: The ratings talk they tell a different stories. So I've
Speaker 1: got some audio from all the different shows. I've got
Speaker 1: the description. I've listened through hours of terrible order.
Speaker 3: I'm jumping on listen. I've not heard any of this,
Speaker 3: but I have come up with a way that will
Speaker 3: guarantee we will come out on top. Okay, we're an
Speaker 3: it DYM not to be missed.
Speaker 1: All right, that's later in the show. Let's start the
Speaker 1: show though, the same way we do every week. It's
Speaker 1: the backbone, it's the spine, it's the heart of it.
Speaker 2: Just me.
Speaker 1: They are what I fondly refer to as igems.
Speaker 3: I'm still not on board, even though I catch myself
Speaker 3: doing it all the time. I literally just it.
Speaker 2: It just me.
Speaker 3: We have one each and we don't know what it's
Speaker 3: going to be. Would you like to go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start off.
Speaker 6: You gay.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Am I the only person that when at computer application crashes,
Speaker 1: I actually write out a full report.
Speaker 3: Oh, when I give you the opportion to do it
Speaker 3: like a report thing?
Speaker 1: Yes, what is it again?
Speaker 3: An area exactly?
Speaker 1: But I have been doing this for years. I've been
Speaker 1: filling it out. I've been writing pages, writing paragraph.
Speaker 3: You go in detail, yes, all the time? Do you
Speaker 3: greet them hello?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go hi? Or sometimes I'll be mad, like
Speaker 1: sometimes when I complain about my uber eats, I'm furious
Speaker 1: and I just get straight to the point avocado, I'm allergic.
Speaker 1: But other times, like this, I'll go hi. It crashed
Speaker 1: when I when I had ten tabs open, and I
Speaker 1: go into full detail. Until my sister was with me
Speaker 1: on my computer over the weekend and was like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I've ever done this. How long
Speaker 3: are we talking? Are you talking? Like? Full on says,
Speaker 3: what do you say?
Speaker 1: I'm not being dramatic, but say, for example, I'm on
Speaker 1: my computer and then you know, out of the middle
Speaker 1: of where you get a lovely little ding sort of
Speaker 1: just takes your break.
Speaker 3: It's not a lovely ding, it's a done.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I have a Mac, but that's the
Speaker 1: Windows version. And then sometimes you get a bit aggressive
Speaker 1: and you keep kicking it.
Speaker 3: Control a delete bitch, that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I just offer right. It says, please help us, like,
Speaker 1: of course I'll help. So I type it in and
Speaker 1: I go app crashed, had too many tabs over and
Speaker 1: then I tried to ope in Spotify. Then I had
Speaker 1: the search tab, and then I had YouTube. This is
Speaker 1: the fourth time it's happened. Thanks Mitch, send it off.
Speaker 1: Really yeah all the time.
Speaker 3: See, I think because of my abandonment issues, I did
Speaker 3: be offended. They don't get back to me. Did I
Speaker 3: ever get back to you? Yeah? No never, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Why bother did it ever fix the problem?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, it has never continuously happens.
Speaker 3: You're a serial time was.
Speaker 6: You're only thing?
Speaker 1: Too?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: But then again, I'm a sucker for feedback. Like I
Speaker 1: went to Ikea and I walked out got a hot
Speaker 1: dog one dollar dis great those things really yeah really cheap.
Speaker 1: Really it's probably hoarse.
Speaker 3: I just I'm definitely afraid of I care in general,
Speaker 3: like really stay away.
Speaker 1: I love the stuff love it's some architecture.
Speaker 3: No, it's too busy to people of the parking earth.
Speaker 1: Ye, there's a lot going on. But when you walk out,
Speaker 1: there's like a it's very futuristic, very Scandinavian. That poor girl,
Speaker 1: what's the name, Greta Thunberger. I love it.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: It's just this white device with a with like a
Speaker 1: bright red angry face, then like a yellow face, and
Speaker 1: then a happy neutral blue and then a green and
Speaker 1: it just you just rape them. You just tap it
Speaker 1: as you walk out.
Speaker 3: Oh, you just punched the face that you think resonates
Speaker 3: with you best.
Speaker 1: And they're big and they're soft and they're squishy. It's
Speaker 1: so Scandinavian and I just go just give them good feedback.
Speaker 3: So wait, but this is the computer errors that only
Speaker 3: happens when it's negative feedback. You're not a fuck of
Speaker 3: a feedback when it's positive.
Speaker 1: No, I'm never rude. I'm never rude. And my photo
Speaker 1: shop crashed, fix it, but have a nice day. I'm
Speaker 1: doing my granddaughter's invitation to a wedding and it's crashed.
Speaker 1: My comic Sands was at seventy two and I don't
Speaker 1: know how to get it back anyway.
Speaker 3: Let's get into my eth just me, shall we?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is introducing your date to your mates the most daunting
Speaker 3: thing ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh god, I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3: I've only gone through this recently. As you know, I'm
Speaker 3: seeing someone at the moment and he says to me,
Speaker 3: I'd really like to meet your friends, and I thought,
Speaker 3: oh shit, because the last time this happened was like
Speaker 3: nearly a year ago that I introduced this guy I
Speaker 3: was seeing to my friends and I never saw him again.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to meet this guy.
Speaker 3: No, I only introduced him to two of my friends.
Speaker 3: His name is Blake. Funnily enough, the current guy's name
Speaker 3: is also Apparently I have a type. Yes, So the
Speaker 3: other Blake he met my friends and I never saw
Speaker 3: him again. And so when new Blake says I'd like
Speaker 3: to meet your friends, I was like, oh fuck me.
Speaker 3: History is about to repeat itself. Love my friends dearly,
Speaker 3: wouldn't trade them for anyone or anything, but god, we're
Speaker 3: just too bizarre for some people to process.
Speaker 1: You're alive. They see you can admind one of the friends,
Speaker 1: and it is a lot.
Speaker 3: It's my date, and I was reluctant to introduce you
Speaker 3: to my friends. Yeah, god, we're just so foul.
Speaker 1: I was at your house on the other night for
Speaker 1: oh god knows what we were doing there, but one
Speaker 1: of your friends was talking to herself in a handheld
Speaker 1: mirror for twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: You don't think that's money, Well, I mean now I do.
Speaker 1: I'm now knowing her. But for an outsider looking in,
Speaker 1: that is some real asylum shit.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I agreed for this to happen. We rock
Speaker 3: up to the house, I've got some friends waiting. I
Speaker 3: think you'd be on your best fricking behavior to the friends.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep.
Speaker 3: I was like, if you repulse another man, I'm going
Speaker 3: to have to make some rearrangements when it comes to
Speaker 3: my friend's circles. I walk in with old mate, and
Speaker 3: what should my friends be doing but flicking through my
Speaker 3: creative cursing generator.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: Well, I've got it here for you actually, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to hand it over to you. People listening. Picture
Speaker 3: a calendar hanging on a wall that's been cut in half.
Speaker 3: There's a word on the left and a word on
Speaker 3: the right, depending on what page you turned to on
Speaker 3: each side, it generates a different curse. Word, So open
Speaker 3: open a random page on the left. Mitchell, Yep, what
Speaker 3: do you got?
Speaker 1: I got wiener?
Speaker 3: And now open a random page on the right, ween
Speaker 3: a twister. There we go. Can you talk into the
Speaker 3: mic place anyway?
Speaker 1: Ween a twister?
Speaker 3: Do another one?
Speaker 1: Dildo rag?
Speaker 3: So anyway, I walk in with this man that I'm
Speaker 3: potentially trying to impress, and there are my friends going
Speaker 3: bum faith Willie Knuckle, and I was like, for fuck's sake,
Speaker 3: was he into it? It was a bit much, as
Speaker 3: you can imagine, at first, but he was into it
Speaker 3: after a while. After a while he was like, flop biscuit,
Speaker 3: there's really dumb insults in here. Ready turning on the left,
Speaker 3: fanny nuggets.
Speaker 1: Rather not, I'll pass as you're gonna take him to
Speaker 1: your next family event. He's going to think they're involved.
Speaker 1: He's like, love would have meet you? Would? Sucker? Like, no,
Speaker 1: you can follow the show online.
Speaker 3: Just search a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tickhead. Now I actually have
Speaker 1: met him. We met on the phone, right, Well, that's
Speaker 1: not meeting, but it's a conversation. We had a good,
Speaker 1: in depth, at length conversation. Yeah. So, and I'm arguably
Speaker 1: a close friend of yours and business partner. So how
Speaker 1: did that go?
Speaker 3: Can I actually tell you? And I'm not making this up.
Speaker 3: The first thing he said to me after getting off
Speaker 3: the phone from you, yeah, Well it wasn't even a word.
Speaker 3: The first sound he made was oh, no, because you
Speaker 3: were showing off. I was.
Speaker 1: I was really impressing for you.
Speaker 3: Well he was just like, whoa, that was exhausting.
Speaker 1: Well, I was driving through traffic and I was exhausted.
Speaker 3: An introvert like me, So when you're showing off and
Speaker 3: being a lot, it can be positively draining.
Speaker 1: Well he gave it back to be fair, really keep up?
Speaker 3: Yeah he did. Then he had to have a lie down,
Speaker 3: wrecked him.
Speaker 1: Speaking nobody lie downs. I had to have one of these.
Speaker 1: I'm still recovering from coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, back in episode one we did coughing bit Chicken,
Speaker 3: we did ben Fordham, and it's time for another one.
Speaker 3: Let's do it now, It's time for another round of
Speaker 3: coughing Fit Chicken.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a feeling this segment is going
Speaker 1: to become like a bottle of red wine.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like every time I cough at home
Speaker 1: for a completely normal reason. Dust will fall off my
Speaker 1: ceiling fan or inhale some two minute noodle fluff.
Speaker 3: And that the worst.
Speaker 1: And I know it isn't It happens more than you'd expect,
Speaker 1: and I'll go So I think the longer we do this,
Speaker 1: the worse my perpetual death cough is going to get.
Speaker 3: For anyone who hasn't heard this segment, coughing fit Chicken,
Speaker 3: we've only done it once before episode one. Ben Fordham
Speaker 3: from two GB in Channel nine, we called him and
Speaker 3: you coughed to him on the phone for two minutes
Speaker 3: and six seconds.
Speaker 1: I set the very high.
Speaker 3: It's a game of who hangs up first. He hung up.
Speaker 3: I honestly thought you were going to chicken out, and
Speaker 3: today I think you're going to be the chicken.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it depends on the situation. For very nice,
Speaker 1: I freak out. But we Ben, we know him, so
Speaker 1: I sort of thought, you know what, I'll make it
Speaker 1: as cringe as possible and I can call him after Well, I.
Speaker 3: Can guarantee today you will not know this person. Because
Speaker 3: I know how much you liked to be liked. I
Speaker 3: made sure that it was someone that you were very
Speaker 3: unlikely to run into in real life as well.
Speaker 1: Oh who are ringing?
Speaker 3: Well, Mitchell, I'm.
Speaker 1: Glad you asked.
Speaker 3: Today you will be calling a library in the small
Speaker 3: Western Australian town of Bustleton.
Speaker 1: Where did you get that from?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just googled small towns in Western
Speaker 3: Australia and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it's like a fake nagbe is that where else's from?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a suburb that you made up?
Speaker 1: It does it? Does?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Shit? Okay, send me the number.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just going to make some sort of inquiry.
Speaker 3: I'll leave that up to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, book, I'm a book, do a book.
Speaker 3: I'm here with the Stopwatch and I've only got one
Speaker 3: point to give. It'll either go to the call up
Speaker 3: or another point to you.
Speaker 1: And I'm already on one point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Ben hung up.
Speaker 1: Surprising, gross prising. Okay, I'm dialing it.
Speaker 3: I reckon it's going to be you that today.
Speaker 1: If she's a sixty year old librarian, I could just
Speaker 1: picture her glasses on the tip of her nose almost
Speaker 1: falling off he.
Speaker 4: Library.
Speaker 7: Good afternoon to speaking.
Speaker 1: Good afternoon, Hey, very quickly, I'm after a very specific book.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you could help me find it.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, do you know the title or the author?
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know. I don't know the author, but
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the title is Dragonology. It's it's a
Speaker 1: book I have when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, sorry, I'm back.
Speaker 7: Okay, Oh, I like you might need some water?
Speaker 1: Get some sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it.
Speaker 7: Dragonology? The Complete Book of Dragons?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I don't want all of them, every single.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, bustlet and doesn't have a copy that. There's
Speaker 7: a number of other libraries that do.
Speaker 1: Anyone's near near, Sorry to get away from the phone.
Speaker 1: If you don't have it. What about what about del
Speaker 1: to request?
Speaker 7: Oh yes, we've got a number of those books. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so we're like, we're linked with many other books in
Speaker 7: the Southwest. So books that we don't actually have, we
Speaker 7: can just order from another library and have it sent
Speaker 7: here within a few days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, i'll take I'll take if I could get sorry,
Speaker 1: I can feel it, cake, god's the fog. I'll take
Speaker 1: the request.
Speaker 7: Do you want to do you want to just go
Speaker 7: get a drink of water? Yeah, yeah, go do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: You didn't even make two minutes Mitchell, Oh no, well,
Speaker 3: I guess that point goes to the call and my
Speaker 3: friend we the chicken this time she was so I
Speaker 3: knew it was going to happen. Did you think of dragonology?
Speaker 3: Why was that front of mine for you?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I loved him as a kid.
Speaker 3: I'm more of a paratology maymmoiselle.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised about you. Oh she was beautiful. What
Speaker 1: a lovely lady.
Speaker 3: Do you need water? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I do.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 1: podcast app.
Speaker 3: You can't think of anything nice to say, Just hit
Speaker 3: five stars and tell them why you'd rather be buried
Speaker 3: or chrometis all right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Before we go, I believe you've been sussing out the competition.
Speaker 1: Well I can't really call them competition. Let's be real.
Speaker 3: Well, they just happened to have our namesake, and in
Speaker 3: all fantasy, they were their first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were, a lot of people have pointed out
Speaker 1: to us that is it just me? This podcast that
Speaker 1: we're making isn't the only one on the iTunes store
Speaker 1: with that name.
Speaker 3: I'm now telling people to search couple of mitches because
Speaker 3: we are the only people that come up when you
Speaker 3: search that.
Speaker 1: The problem is there's at least one, two, three, four
Speaker 1: other is it just me podcasts?
Speaker 3: So I've been told one of which.
Speaker 1: Comes up before us. They're beating us in the ranking.
Speaker 3: This seems to bother you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't pisces me off.
Speaker 3: I just I don't. I'm not bothered by it because
Speaker 3: it's actually not that creative. Let's be real. In fact,
Speaker 3: you know Tanya Hannathy, Yes, she does radio, viral videos,
Speaker 3: all sorts of stuff. She I was talking to her
Speaker 3: about this podcast. It's chatting to her about the idea
Speaker 3: and what we were doing before we launched, and she says, oh,
Speaker 3: for God's sake, I was gonna call my podcast that
Speaker 3: because she was working on something as well.
Speaker 1: She can just stick to serials. Have so manybody project's happening,
Speaker 1: let us have it. I have been I have like
Speaker 1: an hour drive after my show at night finishes, and
Speaker 1: I always listen to podcasts, So I've listened to every
Speaker 1: other Is it just me? Oh God, Okay, I've found
Speaker 1: some things I'd like to start with.
Speaker 3: You're not going to ship can the money.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna ship can them? No, And I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to give any negative I feel like that's.
Speaker 3: Actually well, are you just going to point out everything
Speaker 3: that they've done well? Because it's going to make me
Speaker 3: feel insecure? Do I point out what their strengths are?
Speaker 1: I want to see what they're doing differently. You know
Speaker 1: Coles look at Woolworth's and it inspires them.
Speaker 3: I'll go in with an open mind.
Speaker 1: Great, this will inspire us. This is the first Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Which is above uf?
Speaker 3: I'm getting this one comes up in first play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sure does. Great logo too, Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Joe Elvin and James Williams the team who brought you
Speaker 1: gleamor Hey it's okay? Oh yeah that was great? Be
Speaker 1: a bit about no, no, no no. They bring you
Speaker 1: the funniest, weirdest, and most pressing dilemmas from social media
Speaker 1: to mental health to bra washing.
Speaker 3: So there you go. Well that's the niche that we
Speaker 3: shan't be exploring.
Speaker 1: Bra washing Definitely, it's just them. I've got some moredo,
Speaker 1: I've got a taste. You're ready to hear?
Speaker 2: Go for it?
Speaker 4: Hello everybody, and welcome to another episode of Is It
Speaker 4: Just Me? The podcast basically is just me and my
Speaker 4: lovely co host Joe Elvin.
Speaker 3: Am I lovely? Never said You've had a tough commute
Speaker 3: to get here, so I've got a cough.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: James Willis the other host.
Speaker 1: I always let's just pause it there for a second.
Speaker 1: They've already in my bit.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would never call you my lovely co host. No, actually,
Speaker 3: in the opener today you said the word lovely.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did. We're turning into them, you
Speaker 1: are morphing into them subconsciously.
Speaker 3: First we feel their name, and now we're feeling their
Speaker 3: bloody adjectives.
Speaker 1: I don't want people thinking we stole the cough from them.
Speaker 1: She just has some sort of illness. She's just under
Speaker 1: the weather. She's not doing it as content, not a fact.
Speaker 1: She's just sick.
Speaker 3: We'll carry it water, thank you. She's so down to
Speaker 3: her today. We love her already. I'm going to give
Speaker 3: you a big into. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've ruined the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's all gone now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, as you know, everyone, it is your weekly fix
Speaker 4: where we give you know, the very silly, stupid stuff
Speaker 4: in life that do you gravitas we feel it deserves.
Speaker 4: So we're going to go on to discuss some very
Speaker 4: serious top but as ever, we are joined by a
Speaker 4: third wheel.
Speaker 3: I have to stop it there, the Duke gravitas, we
Speaker 3: feel it deserves. That is the most eloquent thing I've
Speaker 3: ever heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're already beating us.
Speaker 3: I'm going to change our description to the gravitas we
Speaker 3: think of. Oh that is great.
Speaker 1: Now the problem is I'm going to make it worse
Speaker 1: for myself. You are going to want to join this
Speaker 1: team after you hear who they are.
Speaker 3: I already feel really insecure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very good. Yeah, and they're offering very different things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Their guest, I think will make you the most jealous
Speaker 1: you've ever been in your life. I think if I
Speaker 1: came to I know, but just sshoe wait you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we are.
Speaker 4: And they don't come much bigger than this wheel. She's
Speaker 4: quite frankly, a titan of the pop world.
Speaker 3: What a wheel?
Speaker 1: What a wheel?
Speaker 5: We have?
Speaker 1: Hell of a wheel.
Speaker 4: She's sold forty million records worldwide. She's pretty much one
Speaker 4: of our biggest pop exports. And we can't quite believe
Speaker 4: she's actually agreed to do this podcast this week, we
Speaker 4: are delighted she's back after a break of six years
Speaker 4: since our last album and I think fifteen years.
Speaker 3: Into the Lasting.
Speaker 4: Long Also, don't worry, you can't get out. Next two days,
Speaker 4: we are delighted to welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3: That was quite the welcome. It was turning out that was,
Speaker 3: oh my god, no, no, we have bloody Dito on
Speaker 3: our shot.
Speaker 1: You can't even keep producer Jennifer one shot?
Speaker 2: My god, so true.
Speaker 1: All right, So that's that's Is it just me Number one?
Speaker 1: Argively a better shot?
Speaker 3: And so they're the one ahead of us the name Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm not I'm not actually mad about that. They
Speaker 3: deserve to be there.
Speaker 1: They have they are, I will add, though, behind us
Speaker 1: in the rankings. They've got four point five stars and
Speaker 1: we have five.
Speaker 3: Oh how many reviews have they got?
Speaker 1: They've got half than we do. They got twenty five,
Speaker 1: we've got forty five.
Speaker 3: Oh so surprised because they are quite blatantly.
Speaker 1: Better than I know.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Tone changes when you hear is it just me number two?
Speaker 3: Okay? What's the call?
Speaker 1: Is it just me one? The Brits?
Speaker 3: Okay, smart, you've got the album covers? This is the
Speaker 3: black and white one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black and white one. It's I'll screaming into a microphone.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the mood, as if he's just stubbed his toe.
Speaker 1: They just read the description.
Speaker 2: No, I will not.
Speaker 1: It's been going since twenty seventeen. It's got one star
Speaker 1: and one writing. The writing is terrible. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's what it says.
Speaker 3: That's okay, let's not kick them while they're down.
Speaker 1: Go on, I point out what's wrong, and I want
Speaker 1: to know if only I feel this way?
Speaker 3: Is that the review?
Speaker 1: No, that is the description of the podcast. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and look I don't hate it.
Speaker 6: Here it is time five seconds and now it's time
Speaker 6: for me to fox some shit up. What's up everybody.
Speaker 3: It's been a while and.
Speaker 1: It's September second? Should I put the dates on the
Speaker 1: fuck it?
Speaker 8: September second, twenty seventeen?
Speaker 3: Mm?
Speaker 1: How the hell are you?
Speaker 8: Well, you know, just because you say what date it is,
Speaker 8: that doesn't mean that actually verifies what date it is. Hey,
Speaker 8: check it out, everybody, It's August fourteenth, twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: He's wasted.
Speaker 1: How the fuck are you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: And now, depending on what time you tuned in, you
Speaker 6: have no fucking idea when I recorded this, it's only
Speaker 6: one of these two days or a third anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm fucking mad. So I thought I just turned the
Speaker 6: microphone on. I just got a couple of things built
Speaker 6: up there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I just went on for an hour and
Speaker 1: a half at that pace.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, I don't hate it? Next week,
Speaker 3: Let's experiment instead of writing down things that we notice
Speaker 3: or that piece us off, and then we come back
Speaker 3: and talk to each other about it in the heat
Speaker 3: of the moment, let's just whip out the iPhone voice
Speaker 3: memo and go right, listen the fuck here random, and
Speaker 3: then we play it to each other and discuss.
Speaker 1: All right, challenge, Let's.
Speaker 3: Experiment next week with that. Because he just sounds like
Speaker 3: he just thought of that out of no. He just
Speaker 3: rolls out of bed and goes right, I mean, and
Speaker 3: I'm angry. Off we go, bitch.
Speaker 1: I did listen for a bit long.
Speaker 3: Guy.
Speaker 1: I listened to episode two as well, and he had
Speaker 1: some good points.
Speaker 8: Do you ever get hassled by the hygienist at the
Speaker 8: dentist's office?
Speaker 1: So I think before after you have no idea, But
Speaker 1: that's that's the point. He was making say that is
Speaker 1: just you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is awful.
Speaker 1: God, let's move on to the next one. This one
Speaker 1: is sorry, I am You're like, all right?
Speaker 3: Next one? God, I mean I know I wanted you
Speaker 3: to get out of Radio moben fuck name the basic.
Speaker 1: Sorry this podcast one star rating as well, twenty eighteen
Speaker 1: to twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: You keep pointing that out.
Speaker 1: They've seemingly quit. They've seemingly given up. Haven't had an
Speaker 1: episode for a year.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's been a nice abstract pink They do like it.
Speaker 1: Sean, Lou and Joel, three longtime friends, discussing life, love,
Speaker 1: and all the consequent God, I can't even speak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're having a stroke.
Speaker 1: In consequential things in between while dropping casual shade and
Speaker 1: pretending to know how to podcast, They're open from the
Speaker 1: get go. Problem is Episode one couldn't even get the
Speaker 1: name right.
Speaker 3: Welcome to It's not Joseph Me.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? They got it? It's not just for me?
Speaker 1: Episode one, Welcome to It's not Joseph Me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm taking notes of what we can learn from
Speaker 3: listening to these other podcasts. We get the name wrong,
Speaker 3: all right, guys, Welcome to another episode of do You
Speaker 3: reckon here again?
Speaker 1: Sure we are not the only one. What does some
Speaker 1: other options visitors meet in case together?
Speaker 3: There aren't many?
Speaker 1: No, ok I admit it, admit it.
Speaker 3: There we go. I thought we should call it.
Speaker 2: Admit it.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. That's all we need to hear
Speaker 1: on that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, moving on, so we need to do good.
Speaker 1: Final one was released last week. Bullshit, very similar launch
Speaker 1: date to us.
Speaker 3: Does that make her newer than us?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Newer than us?
Speaker 3: Wow? Okay, we've started a trend.
Speaker 1: Hold on. She launched on the twenty ninth of September.
Speaker 3: When you were, when you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Kaitlin West, high production quality. Really not
Speaker 1: as many of our ratings as us, because you know,
Speaker 1: she's only new and obviously isn't coming off the back
Speaker 1: of other successful podcasts.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is.
Speaker 1: Episode one that sets up the show safe to say.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's pretty, She's got herself on the cover.
Speaker 1: It looks like Tandy Phoenix's.
Speaker 3: Like Nola Haifner, she used to be that chick that
Speaker 3: was on Channel seven.
Speaker 1: Never mind, looks like who's the one that got a
Speaker 1: rested for driving Paulinie? Anyway, this is Paulinie's Wise Words
Speaker 1: of Wisdom.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, and welcome to Is It Just Me? The
Speaker 5: Safe Space podcast where we discuss being human and connect
Speaker 5: over stuff that makes us feel alone. Every episode will
Speaker 5: tackle validating the human experience to show you just how
Speaker 5: awesome scene and not alone you really are.
Speaker 3: My name is Kaylin West. All right, let's do this thing.
Speaker 3: Very promising, right, Yeah, I think she's taking a really
Speaker 3: mature approach to the concept.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What I've got to say, all these podcasts have listened
Speaker 3: to the angle that they're coming at it from, whether
Speaker 3: it be wellness or anger. They seem more passionate than
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not wrong, and like what, Caitlin's very holistic
Speaker 1: takes it from a really wholesome point of view until
Speaker 1: you get about halfway through the podcast and her her strategies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her igems, as I like to call them, start to
Speaker 1: become clear.
Speaker 3: Talk to yourself.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds bananas whatever, Who cares if it does?
Speaker 5: I know, but it's one incredibly effective way to figure
Speaker 5: out exactly what's going on on the inside of you.
Speaker 3: No, I think that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1: Are you're kidding?
Speaker 3: And she's completely correct? It does sound bananas, but I
Speaker 3: see what she's trying to say. I think that's a
Speaker 3: good point. I'm gonna bloody subscribe to this.
Speaker 1: I need some of that.
Speaker 3: Caylen is it Kayleb, Well it's Kalen West, Kaylin West.
Speaker 3: I need some of that in my life. Wow.
Speaker 1: We do have to say if you go and search
Speaker 1: these podcasts.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying. So I said to you,
Speaker 3: we can't bring them. We can't play these podcasts on
Speaker 3: ours and then slag them off course, of course, albeit
Speaker 3: we do want it to be known that we are
Speaker 3: the superior is it just me? Podcast? And so I
Speaker 3: mentioned that we have a way that we're going to
Speaker 3: come out on top, but it is not an evil way.
Speaker 3: So our method it would like everyone listening right now
Speaker 3: to kill them with kindness.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: A lot of them don't have as many reviews as
Speaker 3: are because they probably don't beg as heavily as we do.
Speaker 3: We have like seventeen sweep as a show asking for
Speaker 3: people to leave reviews.
Speaker 1: Ever someone does, we repost it on an instant story exactly.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you haven't left a review yet,
Speaker 3: it actually is valuable.
Speaker 1: It is Please do it bumps us up? Yes, but
Speaker 1: we think go to their go to their podcast, yes,
Speaker 1: give them five stars.
Speaker 3: Yes, But in the review you've got to mention us somehow,
Speaker 3: and it has to be in the air of positivity.
Speaker 3: So one thing you might say is, oh, I love
Speaker 3: this podcast, this is the best attempt at and is
Speaker 3: it just me since Mitch and Mitch Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: There we go. So you've got to compliment them, but
Speaker 3: promote us at the same time. That's your challenge.
Speaker 1: And send us your reviews on Twitter the best one
Speaker 1: we've got a shout out next week or put on
Speaker 1: our socials. Can we do that?
Speaker 3: You seem to have made up your mind, so I
Speaker 3: don't run social gain go for it. You've got the
Speaker 3: past of it. You can do that if you like.
Speaker 3: But I, yeah, I think that I don't want to
Speaker 3: slag these people off. No, because they're all very different.
Speaker 3: One of them is a wasted man just screaming into
Speaker 3: the void. One of them is this holistic woman who
Speaker 3: clearly seems to have it all together and wants to
Speaker 3: tell everyone else how they two can have it together.
Speaker 3: We're just fucked.
Speaker 1: We have no credibility at all. No, and the second ones,
Speaker 1: beautiful British accent and they get.
Speaker 3: Dieah yeah, god, they belong in the number one spot.
Speaker 3: I've got to say they do.
Speaker 1: That made me really jealous.
Speaker 3: But of course while you're in this spear of leaving view,
Speaker 3: you don't forget to leave us one. Yeah, we're about
Speaker 3: to get out of here, and thank you for listening
Speaker 3: to another edition of Is it just me great to
Speaker 3: have your company? As always?
Speaker 1: Next week it's going to be huge. Can you tell
Speaker 1: them what we've got planned on that?
Speaker 3: Okay, we can't tell them what we've got planned, but
Speaker 3: since Produce the Jenner isn't here, I'm going to say
Speaker 3: we do have a prank that involves her being out
Speaker 3: of her comfort zone and she doesn't know what it
Speaker 3: is because we've already done it.
Speaker 1: Also, it really could make her career, but this could
Speaker 1: put her on the map, yes, as one of Australia's
Speaker 1: biggest media persons.
Speaker 3: But because Jennery is quite a shy person, we know
Speaker 3: she's not going to like what we've done.
Speaker 1: Would never do it ourself, No.
Speaker 3: That's why we've had to go ahead and do it
Speaker 3: for her.
Speaker 1: Well, thing's going to kill us as well.
Speaker 3: Don't say anymore. She's going to be listening to this
Speaker 3: show for all the clues that she can get a
Speaker 3: hands on. But we shan't be saying anymore. All I'm
Speaker 3: saying is you're going to want to tune into episode
Speaker 3: vibe next week.
Speaker 1: We'll be back. Leave a review. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: even the tenth social I do it every week, and
Speaker 1: I stumbled a couple of mitches, Yeah you.
Speaker 3: Got it, but at a couple of mitches fail and
Speaker 3: Facebook at couple of mitches. We will see you there,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: I see you next week.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 1: podcast app. Okay, we're back.
Speaker 3: This is the secret segment, people. I hope to god
Speaker 3: you haven't told anyone about this segment. It's a secret.
Speaker 3: We've made that clear. This is a d D brief.
Speaker 3: This is where Mitch and I give ourselves permission to
Speaker 3: let our how do you even describe, well, you let
Speaker 3: your hair down.
Speaker 1: Literally, we give.
Speaker 3: Ourselves permission to just talk shit, unstructured, unfiltered, because we
Speaker 3: both have a very short attention span and an inability
Speaker 3: to stay on track as far as focus goes, and
Speaker 3: so We just thought we'd set aside some time for
Speaker 3: that and keep the show as tangent free as we can,
Speaker 3: although that has not been achieved.
Speaker 1: There's a tight knit show.
Speaker 3: We go on tangents, though we really do anyway. So
Speaker 3: the rule of listening to this segment, because what we
Speaker 3: are is that everyone tunes out after the show finishes,
Speaker 3: and we've made it pretty clear that oh, bye bye,
Speaker 3: and then everyone just turns off their phone. If you're
Speaker 3: still here, it's your fault. The rule is that you
Speaker 3: can't leave a review, or rate us, or even recommend
Speaker 3: us by word of mouth based off this part of
Speaker 3: the show. This cannot sway your opinion.
Speaker 1: What's the demilitarized zone. We'stion noble. Nothing happens here. It's
Speaker 1: just bad, dead gone.
Speaker 3: I would say it's more appropriate to say we're Switzerland neutral. Yes,
Speaker 3: of course, mutual territory. We shan't be allowing hate in
Speaker 3: this space.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3: If you hate the show when Leadership reviews, so be it.
Speaker 1: Has to be from the main content, though it can't
Speaker 1: be from what happens here.
Speaker 3: Yes, because I've got nothing planning here to you. No,
Speaker 3: I've got nothing to say, absolutely nothing that's the.
Speaker 1: Problem, though. We should talk about your boyfriend. Are we
Speaker 1: calling him boyfriend?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: What are we calling him?
Speaker 3: I told you I'm just seeing someone, your poor thing.
Speaker 3: How long were you in Hayden dating before you weren't nothing?
Speaker 1: And you actually, oh, there's a weird period, especially if
Speaker 1: someone's more into it than the other, like me like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'll see I'll see someone.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: We're married, I would marry someone in you are like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very romantic.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it because I want to smack a
Speaker 3: label on something asap. I'm like half quite happy cruising along.
Speaker 3: It's just when other people ask, like you've just done
Speaker 3: do we calling your boyfriend? I was like, no, we
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. I it probably took maybe
Speaker 1: six weeks, eight weeks, Oh okay, but we were talking
Speaker 1: for maybe three or four before that, so before you met, yeah,
Speaker 1: before we met in person. Yeah, we were damning were.
Speaker 3: My attention span? Even with the deck Sam better mean
Speaker 3: PILs it tag is not that big. Three weeks of
Speaker 3: talking as in by texting? Have you gotten the new
Speaker 3: iPhone update? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Loved bits.
Speaker 3: What's with the thing where you don't have to lift
Speaker 3: your finger to text anymore. Oh, this is like typing
Speaker 3: quicker and I'm will it.
Speaker 1: I'll send you one now. Ready.
Speaker 3: It's like drawing on your phone like you'd like you're
Speaker 3: scribbling a snapchat.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's do it. You know what it looks
Speaker 1: like those you know people have Samsung galaxies, awful people,
Speaker 1: and they have their pass codes that are like a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of dots, and you've got to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 3: It forms the power.
Speaker 1: It is like me a message, you go, hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: how are you? And try I'll do the exact.
Speaker 3: Same, all right, Oh okay, well so far it's working.
Speaker 1: I've just done it. You have to lift your finger
Speaker 1: for the space.
Speaker 3: I fucking know, mate, I've had an update for a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh we've done it.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: Oh I actually got it wrong. I wrote home, Mitch High.
Speaker 3: You wrote high, Mitch High? Are you?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: What'sd I right?
Speaker 3: Hi Mitch High? You and your fucking sound of it.
Speaker 1: And not mine? Here we go. One came in. Oh,
Speaker 1: someone said, Mitch, it's so good to finally see you happy.
Speaker 1: The years of bitter, bitter, bitter resentment I've noticed in
Speaker 1: your eyes and your face its me final not me,
Speaker 1: which well they've tagged you. They're just happy to see
Speaker 1: you happy.
Speaker 3: If this is your first time listening. To add brief,
Speaker 3: Madam fat Mitch over here thinks it's funny. I just
Speaker 3: go rogue on the sound effects board and just pretend
Speaker 3: that people are live tweeting, even though logistically it's not
Speaker 3: possible because we don't tell people when you're recording the show.
Speaker 3: And more to the point, even if they knew, hey,
Speaker 3: we're recording right now, they wouldn't be able to give
Speaker 3: feedback base of what we're saying because it isn't going live.
Speaker 1: That's what we recorded. That's what you think I said it.
Speaker 3: We precord the podcast, then we uploaded. It's like you
Speaker 3: can't live common on youtubeyes.
Speaker 1: Who's live listening? Tracy Grimshaw? She is no, she said
Speaker 1: she loves it.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't.
Speaker 1: God, we send a lot of voice messages to each other.
Speaker 1: What it is just at random, let's try this is
Speaker 1: you talking to me?
Speaker 3: I think we should make this coming chicken not a
Speaker 3: celebrity one. There we go a bit of work and
Speaker 3: didn't you fucking listen? Yeah, I did because I don't
Speaker 3: want to ruin all your celebrity contacts. Get go.
Speaker 1: No, I have a feeling that not going to work.
Speaker 1: I think they're outdated. I tried to ring Sophie Monk
Speaker 1: the other day, went straight to message back, and I thought,
Speaker 1: ringing love that personal stuff. I'm at Love Island.
Speaker 3: She's in Greece or some shit.
Speaker 1: I tried to ding it the next day to kind again,
Speaker 1: so I think she got a new number.
Speaker 3: She's still in Greece. The show is still on. But anyway,
Speaker 3: there's plenty of people in that phone book that we
Speaker 3: can What is that.
Speaker 1: Back and forth? You and I talking? Let's just try
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 1: You get the juiced? You get the gift?
Speaker 3: I probably didn't. Now I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It's funny because someone said to me, oh, do you
Speaker 3: and are you and much really good friends? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: we genuinely don't hang out because it's just too much
Speaker 3: work trying to fucking make plans. But we just voice
Speaker 3: the message because it's easiest way.
Speaker 1: But when we do hang out, we get along. We
Speaker 1: get we get along very well.
Speaker 3: I literally I think I've only hung out with you once. No,
Speaker 3: that's genuine. Every other time you've either bailed or I
Speaker 3: just haven't tried to make plans. You know, I don't
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 1: It's not what I'm fake. I've just got so much
Speaker 1: going on, and I never communicate that with anyone else.
Speaker 1: It's all happening in my head, and I never tell anyone.
Speaker 1: That's a bad, bad trait.
Speaker 3: But it's this, This is going back to common sense. Here, Hello,
Speaker 3: are you free at this time on this day? Pause,
Speaker 3: have a think about whether you are or not?
Speaker 1: Then, But sometimes I am, and then sometimes things happen
Speaker 1: in between that.
Speaker 3: See. Now we're just at a point where you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're hungry, we should get we should get dinner tonight.
Speaker 3: I just don't even I don't get even tempted to agree,
Speaker 3: because I know that you'll then be like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: I've got my great Agnes's birthday. Oh fuck, like you
Speaker 3: double book yourself because you suggest it?
Speaker 1: Yeah I do. I'm just wat. It's not everyone to
Speaker 1: be friends with me.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: It's actually one of your worst traits.
Speaker 1: Wanting everyone to be friends.
Speaker 3: No, just wanting to be liked by everyone is bad
Speaker 3: because then people end up not liking you when you
Speaker 3: end up being a fucking flake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to tell you what, a lot of people are
Speaker 1: right on my wall, my b.
Speaker 3: See. Look, I'm just at the point where I've got
Speaker 3: a resting bitch face. Yeah, I've just come to accept
Speaker 3: the fact that I'm gonna be misread. There's people that
Speaker 3: aren't gonna like me based off first impression. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna fucking like exhaust myself trying to make sure everyone
Speaker 3: loves me from the get go, because and then I
Speaker 3: just have no energy left. Because you're an extrovert, it's
Speaker 3: easy for you to put on a show and be
Speaker 3: all lovable and like friendly, whereas for me, I have
Speaker 3: to muster up a lot of FM. Okay, all right, go,
Speaker 3: and so then I'm exhausted by the end. So I'm
Speaker 3: just like, I've accepted that I'm gonna be misread. Like
Speaker 3: there's so many people in this office that I've never
Speaker 3: had a conversation with that if you ask what's Mitchell like,
Speaker 3: they would say he's a rude cunt, because I just
Speaker 3: look like one, and I've never made any effort to
Speaker 3: be perceived as otherwise. I'm not a rude cunt.
Speaker 1: No, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I literally don't have the energy to try and impress everyone. Yes, sometimes,
Speaker 3: and I don't care that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, See sometimes I do, but I do care.
Speaker 1: I know I have no energy, but I will go
Speaker 1: down and talk to everyone in this building because I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: It's very I can't even walk down the hallway with
Speaker 3: you because you just go oh oh, dear ba ah,
Speaker 3: do a juggling act for you. You don't stop until
Speaker 3: you get a laugh, and then you're like all right, satisfied.
Speaker 3: Deb loves me.
Speaker 1: No, it's not it.
Speaker 3: I just like, Tolly, how are you? And I'm just like,
Speaker 3: it's not that I dislike these people, but I just
Speaker 3: don't have the energy they talk to me. No, you
Speaker 3: invade everyone's personal space. Going back to episode one with
Speaker 3: you the way you treat me, I've got.
Speaker 1: A comment on that. What so I'm not going to
Speaker 1: reveal what the poor thing has changed your name to him?
Speaker 3: Its spicy Dot Clear.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that's spicy dot clip In episode one, I
Speaker 1: was revealing that I is it just me or always
Speaker 1: love talking to strangers making friends with strangers? I still do,
Speaker 1: always will Spicy Dot Clear compelled. I feel compelled to
Speaker 1: do it. Yes, Spicy dot Cleo has had to change
Speaker 1: her Instagram handle because she is getting hate from you listeners.
Speaker 1: You because you tongue in cheek. You flippantly said, oh,
Speaker 1: say Mitch made me do it, or Mitch told me
Speaker 1: to come here and say you've done.
Speaker 3: You were given example to me about how you make
Speaker 3: friends with the hospitality staff. And there was this waitress, Cleo,
Speaker 3: who you became friends with, and then we gave out
Speaker 3: her Instagram name, and I said, I don't think you're
Speaker 3: actually friends. She didn't answer your call. I my point,
Speaker 3: and then I said, as a joke, everyone go find
Speaker 3: spicy dot Clear on Instagram and just message her. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, Mitch was talking shit about you on his podcast,
Speaker 3: but never give the podcast name, so that she's paranoid,
Speaker 3: if my memory serves correctly. I then followed that up
Speaker 3: with god, I'm cruel, yeah, which I thought was enough
Speaker 3: to imply I was kidding. Apparently people actually fucking did
Speaker 3: it a lot, to the point that Spicy dot Clear
Speaker 3: is no longer on Instagram, she had to change her
Speaker 3: name and her going into witness protection.
Speaker 1: She's now mild Clear. It is so sad. She messaged
Speaker 1: me and I won't play it because I don't have
Speaker 1: her consent. But she's beautiful and Spanish, and I got
Speaker 1: a message from her going, miche is this you?
Speaker 5: Did?
Speaker 3: She voice messages?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she said is this you? And there's a
Speaker 1: screenshot of one of our fans and I want out
Speaker 1: this little brad either.
Speaker 3: But he had give it to me. I want to
Speaker 3: see if I recognized them.
Speaker 1: And then and then she was I can't bit it,
Speaker 1: can I Spicy Clear's messages?
Speaker 3: No, give it?
Speaker 1: Don't read all the private messages. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So she sent a screenshot of one of the messages
Speaker 3: that she received. Oh my god, what did you do
Speaker 3: to Mitch? He was talking you want this podcast? She goes, what, Mitch?
Speaker 3: What podcast? What did he say?
Speaker 1: No reply?
Speaker 3: Oh that's awful. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: We apologize. Don't read out her new tandle because we
Speaker 1: did not want people go this guy.
Speaker 3: He sent the message Connor legend, well done, committed to
Speaker 3: the gag even though I was kidding. Thank you, Connor.
Speaker 1: Connor's just tweeted in, Oh, we blocked him, that's what
Speaker 1: we did.
Speaker 3: So we didn't know I did. Wow, So you and Blake.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we're not going.
Speaker 1: I just want to know what happens at day. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's the conversation. I want to set the scene. So
Speaker 1: you're at a dinner and he's shouted. He's gone, hey,
Speaker 1: comefort dinner. My shout. You've had a stressful week podcasting
Speaker 1: with Mitch and god knows he's exhausting. So I set
Speaker 1: up a friend restaurant. I've got some and I've organized.
Speaker 1: We're considering that. You've got your sexual health check back
Speaker 1: and it's all clear. I'm over the moon. I really
Speaker 1: like to indulge you in some French music. Take us.
Speaker 3: God, can I tell you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He plays jazz. He's into jazz.
Speaker 1: So you walk into the house and then that's not jazz.
Speaker 3: Well, so I've got type in take five.
Speaker 1: Okay. I used to read the take five when I
Speaker 1: was on break at Cole's because it was not the
Speaker 1: magazine No no, but it was good. I don't have
Speaker 1: any take five.
Speaker 3: It's a jazz song.
Speaker 1: So hold on, I'll set the scene. So you're walking in.
Speaker 1: You take a seat in the living room. Yeah, take
Speaker 1: a seat and r in the living room.
Speaker 6: Now is this what you is?
Speaker 1: What you experience, crank it up. He's played this for you.
Speaker 3: No, my sister used to play saxon, which she still
Speaker 3: does play saxophone. Really yeah, this is one of the
Speaker 3: only songs in the world that uses five four time.
Speaker 3: It's fun. Really yeah. You know how most songs are
Speaker 3: like one, turn it down a bit. You know how
Speaker 3: most songs are like one two three one. This one's
Speaker 3: like turn it back up two, three four five? Oh
Speaker 3: yeah a three four five. It fucked.
Speaker 1: I used to apply at saxophone in primary call.
Speaker 3: I can see that to some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the alto and yeah, and then they took it
Speaker 1: off me because I wasn't getting anywhere, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we only have the budget for three autos.
Speaker 3: And imagine if I took the podcast off here because
Speaker 3: you're not getting.
Speaker 1: Anywhere, you wouldn't have the right. Well I've made that
Speaker 1: call before, and everyone on Instagram was like, no.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, I actually it's not that
Speaker 3: I have the right, but like, it is uploaded in
Speaker 3: my name, so I could just control a lot. Delete
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, get rid of the whole podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't think you anthething. Honestly, do you know how
Speaker 3: to upload a podcast. Do you know what I did
Speaker 3: to upload this podcast Wushki and no Whushkashka. But that's
Speaker 3: just uploading it to Wushka. And then what do you
Speaker 3: have to do to get it from Ushka to Apple?
Speaker 1: I'll have you know that I had a successful podcast
Speaker 1: that I ran. That podcast, I submitted it to Apple.
Speaker 3: What did you submit to Apple?
Speaker 1: The RSS feed?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love into Apple? You don't to Apple a
Speaker 3: podcast your podcast connect account? Yes, guess what podcast connect acount?
Speaker 3: It's in what mine?
Speaker 1: So do you own this yep?
Speaker 3: So you couldn't delete it if you wanted to. Well,
Speaker 3: not only can you not get onto Wushka, which is
Speaker 3: the first hurdle. You can't get onto my podcast connect account.
Speaker 1: I know the password, you don't.
Speaker 3: It's my personal account.
Speaker 1: I know what it would be. What dexies capital d
Speaker 1: capital xy. You're thinking a year ahead? I love but
Speaker 1: either three be I L zero ve e J zero
Speaker 1: E hilde Brand, Yeah, studio ten ridiculousness, Loo, it's been
Speaker 1: a great show. Should we get out of here?
Speaker 3: I feel like a very short aded debrief by our standards?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does I have nothing else to sort of say? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm into? At the moment. Head massages. Really,
Speaker 1: I love the head massage. I'm doing it to myself
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: Wow, you've your whole faith moves when you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a very loose scalp.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look what's this? Ready? The hairdresser says it's the
Speaker 1: sign of either being very very relaxed, which is not true,
Speaker 1: or I have a detached scalp.
Speaker 3: Have a look, right, I think that one's more likely. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's really weird.
Speaker 1: Does yours not do that?
Speaker 3: You can, like, you can like fold his forehead and
Speaker 3: it comes like down near his eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's so weird to look at yours.
Speaker 3: If I have to describe what I'm currently seeing, it's
Speaker 3: like when you put a gear stick and neutral and
Speaker 3: you can move it around. That is your sulter fucking out.
Speaker 1: Well, I love head massages. Maybe that's why should we
Speaker 1: give a little teaser as to what's happening next week
Speaker 1: with General No, let's shut.
Speaker 3: No, because she'll be listening. She'll be listening and digging
Speaker 3: for clues. Okay, I'm very keen though her and a
Speaker 3: big brother will be listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should say I'm very clean. Sorry keen handsling
Speaker 1: you do I no, no, no, I think it's time
Speaker 1: to go. That'll make sense next week.
Speaker 3: It already makes sense that, yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I did want to say, do you want to,
Speaker 1: very quickly before we go, try doing our show in
Speaker 1: the style that one of the other is. It just
Speaker 1: means does.
Speaker 3: Their show in which one are we going with?
Speaker 1: All right, well, maybe you could be the very angry man.
Speaker 3: You'd be the angry man. I'll be the inspirational chick.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Should I start?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cool, I don't have an open up, but I'll just play.
Speaker 3: This is just well he has no sound effect whatsoever.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: He sort of just gets into it, doesn't it.
Speaker 9: Okay, five fifty six hot out. There a lot to
Speaker 9: talk about, no fucking time to do it.
Speaker 1: No one even listens ever, ever fucking listens to me.
Speaker 1: All I need to do is walk the dog. And
Speaker 1: when I walk the dog, what does she normally do
Speaker 1: at the bathroom or listen.
Speaker 3: I know this sounds bananas, but you're drinking so much
Speaker 3: water in the day, and you cannot underestimate the health benefits.
Speaker 3: Like water is like one of a gift from Mother Nature,
Speaker 3: and it's so underappreciated and underutilized.
Speaker 1: Look, I think it's time we announced a lovely, beautiful, magnificent, thuber, talented,
Speaker 1: down to earth, gracious, stunning co host Margaret Hey, Margaret
Speaker 1: that I've got only a week off now, fucking bit
Speaker 1: and here we are coffee. Imagine if they decided to
Speaker 1: listen to us ridiculous. All right, let's go, and now
Speaker 1: that we've slammed the camp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like so positive before.
Speaker 1: We would never do that. Do you disgusting?
Speaker 3: What do you think they are thinking when they listen
Speaker 3: to us?
Speaker 1: Oh, the Brits would just think the end is nigh.
Speaker 1: They get die though? Who is so good? Our biggest
Speaker 1: guest today is the audio we use of Paulin Hanson.
Speaker 3: Nah, bullshit, we had dharmiim we does no she was?
Speaker 1: We love how you put her in the title of
Speaker 1: the episode with dummy.
Speaker 3: Im was she with fucking on it?
Speaker 1: She was on the show, Ben Fordham.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan was talked.
Speaker 3: About Critsy on Can you get under that she's not here?
Speaker 3: She doesn't give a fuck given birth what she's pregnant? Oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know. She hides it very well.
Speaker 1: She does that slender frame or I think she get
Speaker 1: out of here, don't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we probably should.
Speaker 1: It's been a great show.
Speaker 3: Well I'm glad you think so.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed I do my radio bits on the
Speaker 1: intros and on the outs in the middle. I'm getting
Speaker 1: so much better like I used to.
Speaker 3: Actually, I've been trying to bludgeon the radio guy out
Speaker 3: of you, and today you're starting to show some improvement.
Speaker 3: But what do you mean by the start and finish?
Speaker 1: So like all starts. Yeah, we do this every week,
Speaker 1: and we do the setup and this is how we
Speaker 1: do it's called Is it just me? Let's jump in.
Speaker 3: I do radio people sound like they're swallowing when they talk? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does it sound any better?
Speaker 5: RADI?
Speaker 1: Or do two sentences? You tell me which sounds better? Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my mum after we've whish recording and
Speaker 1: seeing what's for dinner at home? Or Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ring my mum after dinner and see what's that.
Speaker 3: You get the point this one, because you sound like
Speaker 3: you're doing an impression of a radio guy not actually
Speaker 3: being you know.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, I do work for a voice over company,
Speaker 1: and she goes, Mitch, we love what you do. But
Speaker 1: your voice over is very twenty ten. It is, I know,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, you're you're not wrong,
Speaker 1: and then she goes people want mistakes because we stream now,
Speaker 1: we constantly listen to podcasts, so people know what a
Speaker 1: real sound of real voice sounds like. But ten years
Speaker 1: ago people would think that you should try vital weeks.
Speaker 1: They thought that was authority. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yes, anyway, we've wrapped like seven times.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should go.
Speaker 3: You were saying, Oh, I always I always wrap up
Speaker 3: like a radio guy. What do you mean because you just.
Speaker 1: I went, oh, we probably should get out of here. Look,
Speaker 1: it's been a good show, and I went, I did
Speaker 1: the radio bit, but I should have just gone, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's good. I'm sorry came in.
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh that was just that was just an admin notification
Speaker 1: with lost twelve followers.
Speaker 3: I'm not surprised with what you up, but hey, a
Speaker 3: couple of meters if you'd like to try and help
Speaker 3: a three.
Speaker 1: Bill that's us? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 3: I go? Did I talk like that? I don't know
Speaker 3: if I've tried a radio voice.
Speaker 1: You're right, we're ending the show and we're gonna end
Speaker 1: it as soon as you back an ounce, then you
Speaker 1: gonna forward an ounce into a song. And we're darne.
Speaker 1: We're not saying good but that's.
Speaker 3: Not how you used goodbye show by forward an ouncing
Speaker 3: a song. Just trust me, it's the end of a show,
Speaker 3: not a fucking jock shift. Can you just hit our
Speaker 3: closer so it's just our music and I'll i'll farewell
Speaker 3: the show like I'm a radio guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, good good, how you're doing it?
Speaker 3: You listen up next week's show. I missed the book,
Speaker 3: all right, you've got to be there day there. All right, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll see you next week. Say bye? How to go? No,
Speaker 3: I want to know what you thought that was the
Speaker 3: phenomenal good thing. I'm not gonna radio.
Speaker 1: Come on, give us your out hook the socials. Tell
Speaker 1: them we're back next week and I'm gonna end it.
Speaker 3: I thought I already did that.
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, I do it every night, Okay
Speaker 1: on the beat?
Speaker 3: All right, guys, you want to get a month, it's
Speaker 3: on the socials. You know you gotta hit up. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be at a couple of minutes there, all right, Okay,
Speaker 3: is it does me? The podcast? What you're gonna do
Speaker 3: with Leavis and five star review. Hey thank you, I
Speaker 3: thank you later for that. See it ain't play that.
Speaker 3: It is basically flirting with the audience.
Speaker 1: Ntaine very much.
Speaker 3: All right bye, we gotta go by the