1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:32,203 Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app on 4 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:35,204 Speaker 2: the cutting room floor today? Do you like latest gen 5 00:00:35,324 --> 00:00:36,524 Speaker 2: z dating terms? 6 00:00:36,763 --> 00:00:39,804 Speaker 1: Is this the shrekking we spoke about? Shrekking is where 7 00:00:39,884 --> 00:00:44,884 Speaker 1: women apparently are dating someone who is below their normal standards, 8 00:00:44,924 --> 00:00:47,924 Speaker 1: like a Shrek, not just in looks, but maybe financially, 9 00:00:48,324 --> 00:00:51,124 Speaker 1: job prospects, et cetera, because they feel that that gives 10 00:00:51,164 --> 00:00:53,244 Speaker 1: them the upper hand and it widens the dating pool. 11 00:00:53,324 --> 00:00:54,084 Speaker 1: Is that what this is? 12 00:00:54,524 --> 00:00:59,684 Speaker 3: No, this is called cushioning. Cushioning is ghosting's evil cousin. 13 00:01:00,204 --> 00:01:00,964 Speaker 1: How does it work? 14 00:01:01,204 --> 00:01:04,284 Speaker 2: What happens is you keep someone on the back burner, there, 15 00:01:04,563 --> 00:01:07,444 Speaker 2: little miss back burner, in case you don't find anyone else. 16 00:01:07,563 --> 00:01:09,764 Speaker 1: Then why isn't that called back bernie? Why is it cushioning? 17 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:12,643 Speaker 3: They should be back burnings, be back plating. You know 18 00:01:12,684 --> 00:01:15,764 Speaker 3: the hot plate. It when you look at you your stove. 19 00:01:15,604 --> 00:01:19,684 Speaker 2: And you've got your favorite one, and there's always one 20 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:22,084 Speaker 2: burner that you go, I don't like that one. 21 00:01:22,644 --> 00:01:25,604 Speaker 3: It doesn't get hot enough, or it's too small yeah, 22 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:26,164 Speaker 3: or it. 23 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,364 Speaker 2: Blows out of the if it's gas, and if it's electric. 24 00:01:29,604 --> 00:01:31,124 Speaker 3: There's some sort of dodginess with it. 25 00:01:31,564 --> 00:01:33,604 Speaker 1: So cushioning is that because they're a safe cushion to 26 00:01:33,684 --> 00:01:35,804 Speaker 1: land on if you don't get something more interesting. 27 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:39,404 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's being someone's cushion usually means you're just being 28 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:40,004 Speaker 2: strung along. 29 00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:42,684 Speaker 3: You are planed B. You're not a priority. 30 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:44,284 Speaker 1: So this is one of those things where you might 31 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:46,244 Speaker 1: say to somebody, or maybe you only say it in 32 00:01:46,284 --> 00:01:49,124 Speaker 1: your head, if I've ever met someone else in ten years, 33 00:01:49,164 --> 00:01:50,484 Speaker 1: we'll do it, We'll do it. 34 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:53,844 Speaker 3: It'll happen. And that happens to most people in life. 35 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:55,124 Speaker 3: When when you look at it, if you. 36 00:01:55,124 --> 00:01:57,044 Speaker 1: Do, you think people a lot of people end up 37 00:01:57,044 --> 00:01:58,004 Speaker 1: marrying their plan B. 38 00:02:00,164 --> 00:02:02,444 Speaker 2: That's a good question. I think when you're younger, you're 39 00:02:02,484 --> 00:02:05,884 Speaker 2: less discerning. As you get older, you become more discerning. 40 00:02:05,924 --> 00:02:09,323 Speaker 2: And that's the problem, you know. And if you're in 41 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:11,924 Speaker 2: a relationship, as we have been for a long long time, 42 00:02:12,004 --> 00:02:15,564 Speaker 2: you and me, you want to see other people? Do 43 00:02:15,244 --> 00:02:16,844 Speaker 2: you to other time calls? 44 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:20,044 Speaker 1: I can smell someone else's time calls on your breath. 45 00:02:20,124 --> 00:02:21,923 Speaker 2: You too, You want to do the weather with someone else? 46 00:02:21,964 --> 00:02:23,123 Speaker 2: I see what's happened here? 47 00:02:23,163 --> 00:02:24,524 Speaker 1: Oh, so all you think I do on this show 48 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,244 Speaker 1: is the weather I'm breaking up with you. 49 00:02:27,124 --> 00:02:28,724 Speaker 3: I was hoping we could bring in another you know, 50 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:30,483 Speaker 3: another girl perhaps. 51 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,884 Speaker 1: Oh it's always a girl. No, why don't we bring 52 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:35,683 Speaker 1: in another guy and see how you go? Well, that's big, 53 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:38,484 Speaker 1: guy's fair to size about threesomes. Let's get another guy in. 54 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:40,043 Speaker 3: I can sit in the corner and just watch you 55 00:02:40,084 --> 00:02:40,564 Speaker 3: two talk. 56 00:02:41,363 --> 00:02:43,603 Speaker 1: You've been in the cup chair over the side. All 57 00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:45,404 Speaker 1: this modern lingo I only learned last week. 58 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:48,084 Speaker 3: But it it's curious with that. 59 00:02:48,163 --> 00:02:50,804 Speaker 2: As you get older, you become more discerning, and that's 60 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,724 Speaker 2: why a lot of people have to long term marriages 61 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,164 Speaker 2: and stuff find it hard to find another partner. 62 00:02:55,204 --> 00:02:55,284 Speaker 4: Oh. 63 00:02:55,324 --> 00:02:58,564 Speaker 1: Absolutely, And I think when you're younger also a lot 64 00:02:58,603 --> 00:03:02,644 Speaker 1: of couples kind of drift along because you might be flatmates, 65 00:03:02,964 --> 00:03:06,364 Speaker 1: then you might end up being partners, and you don't 66 00:03:06,404 --> 00:03:09,444 Speaker 1: make necessarily the big decision to beat it. You just 67 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:13,683 Speaker 1: drift along. Whereas if you've been in a relationship that's 68 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,564 Speaker 1: ended and you're single, it'd be very hard to leap 69 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:17,444 Speaker 1: into something. 70 00:03:17,644 --> 00:03:19,204 Speaker 3: Yeah, because true. 71 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:21,404 Speaker 1: Drifting along in one thing is one thing. Leaping into 72 00:03:21,444 --> 00:03:22,163 Speaker 1: something's another. 73 00:03:23,163 --> 00:03:25,644 Speaker 3: So cushioning can join all the other dating. 74 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:29,324 Speaker 1: Terms like what we heard about shreking shrekking benching? What's that? 75 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:33,844 Speaker 2: Which is similar to cushioning benches? Involves keeping someone as 76 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:37,444 Speaker 2: a backup while you explore other potential partners. And that's 77 00:03:37,524 --> 00:03:40,204 Speaker 2: kind of friends with benefits really well. 78 00:03:39,964 --> 00:03:42,044 Speaker 1: Only if you both know that that's what it is. 79 00:03:42,244 --> 00:03:45,284 Speaker 1: If one of you thinks it's a proper relationship and 80 00:03:45,404 --> 00:03:49,683 Speaker 1: you have aspirations and the other ones is going, yeah, 81 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:51,564 Speaker 1: Helen did with you when you got together. 82 00:03:51,803 --> 00:03:53,764 Speaker 2: I think we're still friends with benefits, but there's no 83 00:03:53,844 --> 00:04:01,524 Speaker 2: benefits and not always friend. 84 00:04:02,524 --> 00:04:05,284 Speaker 3: On the cutting room floor today, this man. 85 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:06,284 Speaker 1: His name is Mark. 86 00:04:06,604 --> 00:04:07,164 Speaker 3: Hello Mark. 87 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:13,204 Speaker 1: He has a very interesting physiological response and interesting what 88 00:04:13,284 --> 00:04:17,044 Speaker 1: do we call it? Syndrome? Abs? 89 00:04:17,204 --> 00:04:19,243 Speaker 3: ABS automatic breaking syndrome. 90 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:21,724 Speaker 1: That's what happens when his car is car breaks. 91 00:04:22,004 --> 00:04:25,884 Speaker 3: You wouldn't be here today if you didn't have ABS. 92 00:04:26,044 --> 00:04:28,764 Speaker 1: You like to paint me as a bad drivers. Has 93 00:04:28,764 --> 00:04:29,844 Speaker 1: had ten accents I've had. 94 00:04:31,324 --> 00:04:32,204 Speaker 3: I rode a motorcycle. 95 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:34,204 Speaker 1: The jeopardy is more real times ten. 96 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:37,044 Speaker 3: It just happens. That's the risk you take. 97 00:04:36,964 --> 00:04:41,284 Speaker 1: And yet you profligately mock me for my driving. 98 00:04:41,404 --> 00:04:43,684 Speaker 2: I don't mock you as much as I just you know, 99 00:04:43,804 --> 00:04:48,124 Speaker 2: state facts. But the ABS, the automatic breaking system. 100 00:04:47,884 --> 00:04:49,524 Speaker 1: There's got nothing to do with this. There's nothing to 101 00:04:49,564 --> 00:04:53,924 Speaker 1: do with that. His ABS stands for auto brewery syndrome. 102 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:59,324 Speaker 1: So what happens is for years he was confused and 103 00:04:59,364 --> 00:05:03,364 Speaker 1: stigmatized because of his symptoms. Without drinking alcohol, his body 104 00:05:03,364 --> 00:05:09,604 Speaker 1: would mimic being drunk, slurred speech, balance problems, sense of 105 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:12,884 Speaker 1: the smell of alcohol in his breath. He was arrested 106 00:05:12,924 --> 00:05:16,804 Speaker 1: twice for driving all intoxicated. Even his wife thought surely 107 00:05:16,844 --> 00:05:21,524 Speaker 1: he must be secretly drinking. Eventually, he searched online and 108 00:05:21,564 --> 00:05:27,764 Speaker 1: he learned about auto brewery syndrome. So what happens this condition? 109 00:05:28,324 --> 00:05:33,524 Speaker 1: His gut microbes convert carbohydrates into alcohol, so raising his 110 00:05:33,564 --> 00:05:36,443 Speaker 1: blood alcohol levels without him even having a single drink. 111 00:05:36,524 --> 00:05:38,604 Speaker 1: He might eat a packet of chips or some roast 112 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:42,924 Speaker 1: potatoes or whatever a carb might be and his alcohol 113 00:05:42,964 --> 00:05:44,604 Speaker 1: blood alcohol levels rise. 114 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:46,604 Speaker 3: So his actual blood alcohol level goes up. 115 00:05:46,684 --> 00:05:50,604 Speaker 1: Yeah, a glucose test revealed this. So after sugar his 116 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:53,844 Speaker 1: blood alcohol spie to point one four within an hour 117 00:05:54,204 --> 00:05:56,564 Speaker 1: without him having a drink. How many times over the 118 00:05:56,604 --> 00:05:59,844 Speaker 1: Australian legal limits. That three times, four times. 119 00:06:00,004 --> 00:06:01,564 Speaker 3: Four times? Wow? 120 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,644 Speaker 1: By the time, so he doesn't even have a drink. 121 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:09,284 Speaker 1: He has sugar. And that's what happens. I know what thing. 122 00:06:09,364 --> 00:06:11,444 Speaker 1: You can even smell alcohol on his breath. 123 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,164 Speaker 2: So he doesn't really get any betefits happing. No's well 124 00:06:14,604 --> 00:06:15,764 Speaker 2: or is he always just drunk? 125 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:19,404 Speaker 1: Would you get that tipsy feeling? His body mimics alcohol, 126 00:06:19,444 --> 00:06:23,084 Speaker 1: so would you get the nice tipsy feeling on shore? 127 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:25,004 Speaker 3: That's fascinating. 128 00:06:25,324 --> 00:06:28,804 Speaker 1: But sadly, by the time he was diagnosed, he'd already 129 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:32,564 Speaker 1: lost his teaching career. He'd sold his house and relocated 130 00:06:32,644 --> 00:06:34,524 Speaker 1: due to the stigma and the felony charges. 131 00:06:35,324 --> 00:06:38,284 Speaker 2: Right, so this poor guy wasn't drinking and everyone would 132 00:06:38,284 --> 00:06:39,444 Speaker 2: have presumed that he was drinking. 133 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:44,004 Speaker 1: And he's a teacher. Ironically, he's tried to rebuild his 134 00:06:44,044 --> 00:06:46,444 Speaker 1: life as a real estate agent because no one would 135 00:06:46,484 --> 00:06:51,364 Speaker 1: have noticed. But that's a tough syndrome to live with. 136 00:06:51,564 --> 00:06:53,684 Speaker 2: That's you know, and you don't even think about that 137 00:06:53,724 --> 00:06:56,164 Speaker 2: what you put into your body. But really, that's how 138 00:06:56,204 --> 00:06:59,204 Speaker 2: they make prison hooch, how well they get you know, 139 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,204 Speaker 2: they don't make it in their stomach, but they'll get 140 00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:02,724 Speaker 2: a garbage bag and. 141 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:05,123 Speaker 3: They fill up with like sugar, sugar. 142 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,604 Speaker 2: Well, that's why they let him have juice in prison, 143 00:07:07,964 --> 00:07:09,884 Speaker 2: or potatoes because they can make vodka. 144 00:07:10,124 --> 00:07:12,124 Speaker 1: You know, you could march potatoes in prison. 145 00:07:12,204 --> 00:07:14,484 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's well, you can have potatoes, but they you're 146 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,244 Speaker 2: not allowed to have a full potato. 147 00:07:16,524 --> 00:07:18,564 Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? An uncooked potatoes? 148 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,884 Speaker 1: So an uncooked full potato. 149 00:07:21,244 --> 00:07:21,444 Speaker 5: Yeah. 150 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,924 Speaker 3: And like if you've got wheats and. 151 00:07:23,924 --> 00:07:27,284 Speaker 1: Barley's see, where would they get those from the kitchen. 152 00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:32,484 Speaker 2: I've heard of prisoners using tomato sauce, corn flakes, and 153 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:34,804 Speaker 2: they can make prison hoots out of anything. 154 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:36,444 Speaker 1: But how do they know how to do it? Do 155 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:37,524 Speaker 1: they have to google it? 156 00:07:38,044 --> 00:07:38,204 Speaker 4: Well? 157 00:07:38,484 --> 00:07:40,004 Speaker 1: You know, do you see a recipe? Do you look 158 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:44,204 Speaker 1: up a recipe? Tea eats recipe? How to make prison 159 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:48,284 Speaker 1: hoot't know how to start? What about? They? Was it 160 00:07:48,324 --> 00:07:51,324 Speaker 1: in mash where they'd make it out of socks? Am 161 00:07:51,364 --> 00:07:52,204 Speaker 1: I imagining that? 162 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,844 Speaker 3: No? They ran it through someone socks? They ran it 163 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:56,964 Speaker 3: through a hawkeye socks. 164 00:07:57,484 --> 00:08:00,084 Speaker 2: Well, I think it might have been Bej's socks because 165 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:04,284 Speaker 2: his feet weren't as repulsive as Wow, would you know 166 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:05,644 Speaker 2: a recipe. 167 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:05,964 Speaker 3: To make hoogs? 168 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,564 Speaker 1: This is Paul Kelly's news song how to make hoo? 169 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:12,684 Speaker 3: I did make homebrew one time? I got a homebrew, 170 00:08:12,764 --> 00:08:13,644 Speaker 3: kid said to me, and I. 171 00:08:13,564 --> 00:08:16,724 Speaker 1: Thought, the ingredients are in there, you're not having to 172 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,644 Speaker 1: make up add tomato, sauce and corn flow. 173 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:20,684 Speaker 2: Now did you start to experiment with it? You get 174 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,644 Speaker 2: your various things, and if you put extra sugar in 175 00:08:23,684 --> 00:08:26,484 Speaker 2: each bottle, so when you get to the final bit 176 00:08:26,484 --> 00:08:28,884 Speaker 2: of the process, before you put the lid on, I'd 177 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,844 Speaker 2: put an extra tea spin of sugar. Problemly that it 178 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:35,843 Speaker 2: can turn into an explosive blow up. But also homebrew. 179 00:08:35,924 --> 00:08:39,324 Speaker 2: What I learned is you lose all your friends, make 180 00:08:39,364 --> 00:08:42,004 Speaker 2: them Jonesy's making homebrew if. 181 00:08:41,844 --> 00:08:45,124 Speaker 1: Only if you've done that painter plate stuff instead. Harley's 182 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,764 Speaker 1: father used to make beer and we'd be sitting upstairs 183 00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:51,764 Speaker 1: with all the lids popping off, popping off. But also 184 00:08:52,284 --> 00:08:55,084 Speaker 1: he used to make wine, red and white. 185 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:55,764 Speaker 3: Any good. 186 00:08:55,964 --> 00:08:58,564 Speaker 1: I'd like to think that I've done some amateur theatrics 187 00:08:58,564 --> 00:09:02,723 Speaker 1: in my time. The faces of casual enjoyment I had 188 00:09:02,764 --> 00:09:06,404 Speaker 1: to pull while I was sipping that stuff. I should 189 00:09:06,404 --> 00:09:08,364 Speaker 1: have got an Oscar Meryl Streep couldn't have done. 190 00:09:08,204 --> 00:09:11,204 Speaker 3: It as well as lock me up, You lock me up. 191 00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:20,044 Speaker 1: I want the tomato sauce and the corn flakes. 192 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:32,924 Speaker 4: A more floor at a party near are on the 193 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:33,964 Speaker 4: cutting room floor. 194 00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:38,364 Speaker 1: I know you say you like animals. I do, but 195 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,164 Speaker 1: you don't want one. 196 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:43,203 Speaker 3: No, you've had them. 197 00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,884 Speaker 1: You said you had a dog that was just a 198 00:09:44,924 --> 00:09:45,804 Speaker 1: pooing machine. 199 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,324 Speaker 3: It was. It was a po machine. 200 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:48,723 Speaker 1: Well that's what babies are, but you don't. 201 00:09:48,884 --> 00:09:49,564 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was. 202 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:51,844 Speaker 2: It was no good for anything, and just run around 203 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,684 Speaker 2: like a nut at a bark at everyone and scare people. 204 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:57,324 Speaker 1: If you've got a dog that's a nut, that's your fault. 205 00:09:57,884 --> 00:09:58,724 Speaker 1: Do you acknowledge that? 206 00:09:59,284 --> 00:09:59,843 Speaker 3: Probably? 207 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:01,964 Speaker 2: But I was the only one that attended to it. 208 00:10:02,204 --> 00:10:04,364 Speaker 2: The problem was the people in my house at the time. 209 00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:07,484 Speaker 2: Your family, Yes, these people are we. 210 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,124 Speaker 3: On a dog. We had a dog. We want we 211 00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:11,684 Speaker 3: want dogs, we want ducks. But they don't do anything 212 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:12,204 Speaker 3: with the dog. 213 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,484 Speaker 2: They like the idea of the pet, but they don't 214 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:16,764 Speaker 2: do anything with the pet. They don't walk it, they 215 00:10:16,764 --> 00:10:18,484 Speaker 2: don't feed it, they don't clean them up to poo. 216 00:10:18,804 --> 00:10:20,604 Speaker 2: I'm the guy that doesn't want it, but I'm the 217 00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:23,164 Speaker 2: one that ends up doing it. And unfortunately for poor 218 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:27,524 Speaker 2: sammar our dog. It was a cattle dog Rhodesian ridgeback 219 00:10:27,684 --> 00:10:30,444 Speaker 2: cross as a big dog, was a nut. 220 00:10:30,644 --> 00:10:33,404 Speaker 3: It was a full blown nut was one of those ones. 221 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:33,684 Speaker 3: I reckon. 222 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,164 Speaker 2: You would have seen it on a current affair that 223 00:10:35,364 --> 00:10:36,764 Speaker 2: ripped some kid's face off. 224 00:10:37,244 --> 00:10:38,244 Speaker 3: It was a nut dog. 225 00:10:38,444 --> 00:10:39,084 Speaker 1: Where'd you give it? 226 00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:42,204 Speaker 2: I went to a farm, like a legitimate farmer guy 227 00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:44,524 Speaker 2: in Queensland, a farmer we were living up there at 228 00:10:44,564 --> 00:10:46,324 Speaker 2: the time. He came along and he said, this is 229 00:10:46,364 --> 00:10:50,244 Speaker 2: perfect for a property. It's good at running up pigs 230 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:53,724 Speaker 2: and killing sheep. I actually know running up sheep and 231 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:56,644 Speaker 2: killing pigs, although this summer I reckon it would have 232 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,284 Speaker 2: killed everything. 233 00:10:57,404 --> 00:10:58,204 Speaker 3: It was a nut. 234 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,004 Speaker 1: Wow. You gave it a good start. 235 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:00,444 Speaker 3: And you know what. 236 00:11:00,524 --> 00:11:03,124 Speaker 2: Years later, I was walking through a shopping ce and 237 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:05,404 Speaker 2: I thought I saw it. You know, I'm in Sydney 238 00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:08,564 Speaker 2: and I'm my god, that's summer. It was exactly the 239 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:11,364 Speaker 2: same breed and it was just going right. It was 240 00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:13,964 Speaker 2: tied up to a post and the owner was in 241 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:17,404 Speaker 2: the supermarket. It was rash, savaging you people as they're 242 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,564 Speaker 2: walking past, and they're pulling their children aside. 243 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,603 Speaker 3: And the owner came out and I said, what sort 244 00:11:21,644 --> 00:11:22,083 Speaker 3: of dogs out? 245 00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:24,084 Speaker 2: And he said our cattle to a dog Rhodish and 246 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:26,444 Speaker 2: ridgeback cross, said worst dog ever. 247 00:11:26,764 --> 00:11:27,924 Speaker 3: And we chatted for age. 248 00:11:27,924 --> 00:11:30,604 Speaker 2: I said I had one, and he said, what did 249 00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:31,844 Speaker 2: you do it? I said, I went to a farm 250 00:11:31,844 --> 00:11:34,084 Speaker 2: and he said, this thing will be going to a farm. 251 00:11:34,124 --> 00:11:34,324 Speaker 1: Wow. 252 00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:36,524 Speaker 3: And then he went wing wing and he thought that 253 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:38,964 Speaker 3: I meant that I put two bricks in it, you know, 254 00:11:39,044 --> 00:11:42,244 Speaker 3: in its head. But no, we shot two bricks into 255 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,284 Speaker 3: its head and went to a legitimate farm. 256 00:11:44,364 --> 00:11:47,324 Speaker 1: When we first got our border collie, the boys were, well, 257 00:11:47,444 --> 00:11:50,364 Speaker 1: the dog is now thirteen, and my children are twenty three, 258 00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:52,364 Speaker 1: and how old are they twenty four and twenty two? 259 00:11:52,404 --> 00:11:55,564 Speaker 1: So they were, you know, they were ten and eleven, whatever, whatever, 260 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,284 Speaker 1: And I said, look, this is a border Collie is 261 00:11:58,324 --> 00:12:00,044 Speaker 1: going to be very smart. We need to all be 262 00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:02,804 Speaker 1: on the same step page when we train her. It's 263 00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:04,924 Speaker 1: interesting because Jack was so little, his voice was high, 264 00:12:05,284 --> 00:12:08,244 Speaker 1: so when she would run behind him and nip at 265 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:10,723 Speaker 1: his ankles and we had to say to him, turn 266 00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,764 Speaker 1: around and he's a deep boy's like they treat they 267 00:12:12,804 --> 00:12:15,204 Speaker 1: teach you in bark buses and go wow. He had 268 00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:18,044 Speaker 1: to fake a deep voice. And of course now she's 269 00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:20,364 Speaker 1: an elderly dog and the boys just love her and 270 00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:23,084 Speaker 1: they call her their hairy sister and every time they 271 00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:25,203 Speaker 1: come over They just shower her with the laugh. 272 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,524 Speaker 2: She is a very sweet dog. Your dog is the 273 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,524 Speaker 2: absolute opposite she was. 274 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:32,684 Speaker 1: And I spoke to some guy the other day who 275 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:35,164 Speaker 1: used to have a Border Collie, and he said that 276 00:12:35,244 --> 00:12:37,404 Speaker 1: his dog had passed away four years ago. He waited 277 00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:39,844 Speaker 1: two years to get a new one. And he said 278 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:43,203 Speaker 1: he'd forgotten how hard a puppy is, particularly a collie pup. 279 00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:46,724 Speaker 1: He said he'd seen a meme, which is true. A cute, 280 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,604 Speaker 1: little fluffy puppy, two years of velociraptor, and then a 281 00:12:50,764 --> 00:12:53,724 Speaker 1: very loving dog. Those two years of Velociraptor in the 282 00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:55,244 Speaker 1: middle a very very much. 283 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:57,524 Speaker 3: You went to puppy school, you had a puppy trainer. 284 00:12:57,724 --> 00:13:00,723 Speaker 2: We did all that, And I remember she said to you, 285 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,964 Speaker 2: you know, when you get home from school or work, 286 00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:04,484 Speaker 2: find something else to do. 287 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,204 Speaker 1: Don't just don't lavish the dog. 288 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,724 Speaker 3: And what did Jack say? I don't know what if 289 00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:09,884 Speaker 3: I haven't got anything else to do. 290 00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:14,044 Speaker 1: That's so like Jack. I don't have something. 291 00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:16,404 Speaker 3: I come home and I've got nothing else to do 292 00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:17,684 Speaker 3: but play with the dog. 293 00:13:18,324 --> 00:13:21,044 Speaker 1: Well, the reason I bring up dogs is our dog 294 00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:23,603 Speaker 1: now comes up and loves a scratch. Most dogs love 295 00:13:23,644 --> 00:13:27,684 Speaker 1: a scratch. And here's why dogs experience a state of euphoria, 296 00:13:27,804 --> 00:13:31,644 Speaker 1: a natural high when you rub their ears because there's 297 00:13:31,684 --> 00:13:35,843 Speaker 1: a dense network of nerve endings in their ears that 298 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:40,244 Speaker 1: trigger in doorphins and oxytocin, which are the natural feel 299 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:44,524 Speaker 1: good hormones. They reduce pain, promote relaxation. The process activates 300 00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:48,564 Speaker 1: the parasympathetic nervous system, so it calms them, puts them 301 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:51,963 Speaker 1: in a contense state, and it does the same for us. 302 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:55,084 Speaker 1: So because it slows us down and the dog has 303 00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:57,564 Speaker 1: a moment of connection with you, you don't just pat it 304 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,564 Speaker 1: in passing. If you take a moment to scratch your 305 00:14:00,564 --> 00:14:03,644 Speaker 1: dog's ears, have you seen I've seen lots of footage 306 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,804 Speaker 1: of people sticking their fingers in dogs ears and rolling 307 00:14:06,844 --> 00:14:08,884 Speaker 1: them around, or you know, scratching right inside the ear, 308 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:13,044 Speaker 1: and the dog just goes its eyes rolled back in 309 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,524 Speaker 1: its head. It just loves it, loves it so much. 310 00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:18,324 Speaker 1: So if you do have a dog, that touch isn't 311 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:20,844 Speaker 1: just a gesture. It's a message to the dog and 312 00:14:20,884 --> 00:14:22,284 Speaker 1: it receives it loud and clear. 313 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,004 Speaker 2: Wow. What about that time when Minnie ate all that 314 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:27,284 Speaker 2: grass and there's a big blade just sticking out. 315 00:14:27,124 --> 00:14:27,764 Speaker 3: Of a bumhole. 316 00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:31,724 Speaker 1: Imagine the satisfaction. And when I pulled it out, we've 317 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,364 Speaker 1: both got a little bit of something something out of that. 318 00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:43,684 Speaker 2: I've been both eating grass since on the cutting room 319 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:44,484 Speaker 2: floor today. 320 00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:46,924 Speaker 1: Have you ever sponsored a child? 321 00:14:47,204 --> 00:14:50,724 Speaker 3: Yeah, a little pushy, remember pushy? And you had one? 322 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:55,004 Speaker 3: What was your one? Suri and pushy? Yeah, and you. 323 00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:56,964 Speaker 2: Know, you pay your money and you get a card 324 00:14:57,004 --> 00:15:00,284 Speaker 2: from I'm starting to get a feeling that it wasn't 325 00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:02,044 Speaker 2: coming from a kid. It seemed a little bit too 326 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:05,004 Speaker 2: adult for me as far as, like, you know, when 327 00:15:05,044 --> 00:15:07,164 Speaker 2: an adult writes with a left hand to get like. 328 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:10,084 Speaker 1: I see, you're very cynical. Because it was through a 329 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:14,724 Speaker 1: reputable organization, and it was nice to receive a card. 330 00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:18,164 Speaker 1: It was very nice to receive communication from someone whose 331 00:15:18,204 --> 00:15:22,404 Speaker 1: life your small amount of money can change enormously. It's 332 00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,924 Speaker 1: interesting you don't think about what happens when those kids 333 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:25,444 Speaker 1: grow up. 334 00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:26,124 Speaker 3: It's true. 335 00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:29,724 Speaker 1: And I saw an interesting TikTok from a guy who 336 00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:33,124 Speaker 1: has an interesting spin on what happened to his family 337 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:34,004 Speaker 1: sponsor child. 338 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,924 Speaker 6: My mum and dad just got a letter from one 339 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:38,484 Speaker 6: of their previous World Vision kids, and she's let him 340 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:44,164 Speaker 6: know that she's become a doctor. Which that's incredible and everything, 341 00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:47,204 Speaker 6: but it now means that their World Vision kid is 342 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:51,404 Speaker 6: their most successful child thirty bucks a month, they got 343 00:15:51,404 --> 00:15:56,004 Speaker 6: a doctor. It's bad enough that when I was growing up, 344 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:58,564 Speaker 6: she used to send over her report cards and my 345 00:15:58,644 --> 00:16:01,124 Speaker 6: mom would show like she'd compare hers to mine, and 346 00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:03,924 Speaker 6: I always get so jealous. And one time I got 347 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,324 Speaker 6: so jealous that I put her photo in the fridge 348 00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:08,084 Speaker 6: so she could see how much food we had. 349 00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:16,844 Speaker 1: You know, the sponsored child has gone on to be 350 00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:20,764 Speaker 1: a doctor, mum and saying I've paid for your education. 351 00:16:20,884 --> 00:16:22,124 Speaker 1: I ended up with you drop. 352 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,444 Speaker 3: Kicks thirty bucks. 353 00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:24,644 Speaker 1: A month, yeah, and get a doctor. 354 00:16:24,804 --> 00:16:24,964 Speaker 4: Yeah. 355 00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:27,444 Speaker 3: Because there's nothing worse when you get compared to other kids. 356 00:16:27,484 --> 00:16:29,004 Speaker 3: And that was the story of my life when I 357 00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:29,444 Speaker 3: was a kid. 358 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,524 Speaker 1: Could you get compared as a kid down the right 359 00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,044 Speaker 1: Edmund Hillary, you live next door? 360 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:36,004 Speaker 2: Mark does this? And Mark does that and he's so good, 361 00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:39,444 Speaker 2: and Mark's university. And then even in life when I 362 00:16:39,484 --> 00:16:43,124 Speaker 2: was in life, when I was getting into radio. But Mark, 363 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:47,124 Speaker 2: he's a radiologist. Now he's he went to university. He's 364 00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:49,884 Speaker 2: doing radiology. You're just doing radio. 365 00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:53,964 Speaker 3: Still, you know, still, still I still go what's up 366 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:54,564 Speaker 3: into Mark? Now? 367 00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:57,364 Speaker 2: He's still doing radiology. I'll just say I get paid 368 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,124 Speaker 2: more than him. 369 00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:00,804 Speaker 1: Though, so obviously this burn I did. 370 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,124 Speaker 2: Let's compare pace slips, good old Mark. Yeah, let's golden boy. 371 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,484 Speaker 1: Let's compare the worthiness of the job Brenn and I 372 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,204 Speaker 1: think Mark. 373 00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:10,163 Speaker 3: Wins X raying people. 374 00:17:10,204 --> 00:17:14,004 Speaker 1: I could do to meet Mark? What's Mark's story? He 375 00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:17,804 Speaker 1: sounds like I reckon if he handsome? Can I see 376 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,884 Speaker 1: pictures of Mark. 377 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:19,404 Speaker 3: And their chickens? 378 00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:22,763 Speaker 2: They go and stand by the big radio, the big metals. 379 00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:25,964 Speaker 1: Would you do? You'd say, okay, come and fry my organs. 380 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,843 Speaker 3: Why you're getting blasted by the X ray. 381 00:17:29,284 --> 00:17:33,004 Speaker 1: Then the sounds like someone's a bit sensitive about Mark. 382 00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:35,924 Speaker 3: I think this kid, this kid has every I think you. 383 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,884 Speaker 1: Should put Mark's picture in your fridge. 384 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,124 Speaker 3: I'll just show more for my wealth. 385 00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:44,843 Speaker 1: Oh what an unattractive quality this is? 386 00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:48,484 Speaker 2: This is what I've got, mate, I'm with your mom. 387 00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:50,244 Speaker 1: Mark sounds so humble and lovely. 388 00:17:50,284 --> 00:17:51,324 Speaker 3: Where's your university? 389 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,724 Speaker 1: Mark has very nice human qualities? 390 00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,684 Speaker 3: Where's your university degree? Now? 391 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,484 Speaker 1: Mate, I'd like to do a radio show with Mark. 392 00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:02,404 Speaker 3: He'll be boring, and he'll step out of the room. 393 00:18:03,044 --> 00:18:06,244 Speaker 5: A dream of Hey, hey, everybody, hears some more Chelsea 394 00:18:06,324 --> 00:18:10,164 Speaker 5: and a man's curtain Room for Hey, hey, hey, get 395 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:15,444 Speaker 5: ready everybody, here's some more Josiana Man's curtain room for Hey, hey, hey, 396 00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:18,684 Speaker 5: why are you ready for on. 397 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,004 Speaker 3: The cutting room floor today? 398 00:18:20,524 --> 00:18:23,564 Speaker 1: Have you been following these pranks that girls are doing 399 00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:26,444 Speaker 1: to their boyfriends their husband's whole range of things. 400 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,604 Speaker 3: Is this the power tool thing? 401 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:30,124 Speaker 1: That's one of them? That's very funny. So a woman 402 00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:33,124 Speaker 1: will carry some of her husband's power tools, whether she's 403 00:18:33,124 --> 00:18:36,363 Speaker 1: carrying a ladder, carrying a chainsaw, carrying a drill without 404 00:18:36,404 --> 00:18:39,843 Speaker 1: any comment. Shielders walk past him carrying a piece of 405 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:43,844 Speaker 1: his equipment, and every single time he jumps up and 406 00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:45,444 Speaker 1: runs out to follow her. What are you doing? 407 00:18:45,444 --> 00:18:47,724 Speaker 3: What are you doing? There's a woman's gonna ladder in 408 00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:49,924 Speaker 3: a chainsaw? What are you doing? Is he just going? 409 00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:52,084 Speaker 1: What? What? Chasing out of the house. 410 00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:52,724 Speaker 3: It's a good one. 411 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:55,044 Speaker 1: I saw another one where women do this to their 412 00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:58,484 Speaker 1: partners if the partner in particular is an athlete, an 413 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:01,124 Speaker 1: ex athlete, has been maybe a professional athlete, or prides 414 00:19:01,164 --> 00:19:04,803 Speaker 1: themselves on their athleticism. This was even done to my 415 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,884 Speaker 1: boyfriend Jack Richer. The actor's real name is Alan rich Richon. 416 00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:10,444 Speaker 3: Yeah, Richard Richson. 417 00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:13,684 Speaker 1: He was at the Toronto Film Festival and one of 418 00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:16,764 Speaker 1: the journalists said this to him. 419 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,164 Speaker 7: So, the internet wants, now, do you consider yourself athletic? 420 00:19:19,444 --> 00:19:22,204 Speaker 3: Does the internet really ask that question? If they have 421 00:19:22,284 --> 00:19:25,124 Speaker 3: to ask, I guess not. Am I a little too 422 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,884 Speaker 3: slow and old and round? 423 00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:27,043 Speaker 4: For? 424 00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:27,684 Speaker 5: No? 425 00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:31,083 Speaker 7: I would I would have considered myself athletic. I was 426 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,884 Speaker 7: doing athletic stuff today. Was repelling off a building. 427 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,844 Speaker 3: That's pretty athletic. 428 00:19:35,644 --> 00:19:36,964 Speaker 7: I guess if you have to ask, though, I don't know. 429 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:39,283 Speaker 7: It's like when people ask are you famous? If you 430 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:43,364 Speaker 7: had to ask, no, maybe do I need to resign 431 00:19:43,404 --> 00:19:45,164 Speaker 7: my resume to you? I'm not going to do that 432 00:19:45,244 --> 00:19:49,444 Speaker 7: because that clearly I'm not famous. Yeah, I would have 433 00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,844 Speaker 7: before today, I would say yes. 434 00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:53,724 Speaker 1: Really triggered. And it's like it's like women who say, then, 435 00:19:54,284 --> 00:19:56,244 Speaker 1: so if you're an athlete, what sport would you play? 436 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,083 Speaker 1: And they say, well, you know, you know, you know 437 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,884 Speaker 1: what I used to do, right, Yeah, But if you 438 00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:02,364 Speaker 1: say you were athletic, what would you brilliant. 439 00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:03,884 Speaker 2: Say what you get on the train and you see 440 00:20:03,884 --> 00:20:06,004 Speaker 2: like a really fit dude standing there and you offer 441 00:20:06,084 --> 00:20:06,684 Speaker 2: up your seat. 442 00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:08,404 Speaker 3: I made you want a city there. 443 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:11,404 Speaker 1: What do you mean men's egos are so very job 444 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,844 Speaker 1: and what this one is my favorite one. I've seen 445 00:20:13,884 --> 00:20:15,284 Speaker 1: a whole lot of women do this. This is where 446 00:20:15,284 --> 00:20:17,924 Speaker 1: they bring in a box, they say it's from Amazon 447 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,323 Speaker 1: or whatever. They open it up to the camera as 448 00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:23,364 Speaker 1: if they're doing some kind of influencer moment and they've 449 00:20:23,484 --> 00:20:26,084 Speaker 1: just collected rocks or a piece of some sticks from 450 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:28,964 Speaker 1: the garden and open it up in front of their partners. 451 00:20:29,004 --> 00:20:31,244 Speaker 1: This is what this woman has done. So I got 452 00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:35,324 Speaker 1: these from Zara Holme is literally two pound each. 453 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:38,484 Speaker 5: And two pounds on twigs that I can find on 454 00:20:38,564 --> 00:20:42,404 Speaker 5: the street. You've paid money for twigs. 455 00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:46,324 Speaker 1: And stones, which I'm going to believes, stop messing. 456 00:20:47,404 --> 00:20:54,323 Speaker 7: And then I got these decorative stones twenty pound for 457 00:20:54,364 --> 00:20:55,804 Speaker 7: the free of them. 458 00:20:55,844 --> 00:21:00,204 Speaker 5: Sorry, you've paid twenty pounds for this money for this? 459 00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:04,644 Speaker 4: Yes, carved from scratch by man by a man. 460 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,604 Speaker 5: I'll carve some stone feer for free. Look at the 461 00:21:09,684 --> 00:21:14,204 Speaker 5: detailing what details these were limited editions from? 462 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,684 Speaker 3: You have a no? 463 00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:19,164 Speaker 1: These were limited edition from Zarah. 464 00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:23,084 Speaker 5: Hall Licht, made from scratch. They are so stunning. 465 00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,324 Speaker 7: So this just and then my little. 466 00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:31,244 Speaker 6: At brand ship, Dave, you've just broke it. 467 00:21:31,404 --> 00:21:34,043 Speaker 5: Oh, don't worry. If I did break it, I'll go 468 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:35,844 Speaker 5: outside and get you another. 469 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,803 Speaker 1: With the big unboxing what I bought for our for 470 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:42,004 Speaker 1: our entryway. Look what I bought to put on our 471 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:44,804 Speaker 1: dining table. There's rocks from the driveway, so good? 472 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:45,563 Speaker 3: What about that? 473 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,684 Speaker 1: Otherwise are you talking about what? I think it's pants? 474 00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:52,244 Speaker 3: Explain it. I can't explain because it makes me he 475 00:21:52,484 --> 00:21:52,844 Speaker 3: This is. 476 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,924 Speaker 1: Where women get the juice from a tin of tuna 477 00:21:57,164 --> 00:21:59,484 Speaker 1: and just sort of put it on their leggings or whatever, 478 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:01,164 Speaker 1: and then they sit down in front of the TV 479 00:22:01,244 --> 00:22:03,684 Speaker 1: and they get their husbands to lie in their lapsuds 480 00:22:03,684 --> 00:22:05,844 Speaker 1: are going on my head? My goodness, what's going on? 481 00:22:06,564 --> 00:22:08,804 Speaker 2: I know that old joke about the blind guy or 482 00:22:08,884 --> 00:22:09,924 Speaker 2: ad buys the fee sparket. 483 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,924 Speaker 1: How's it going, Brendan, Okay, I'd rather bring in a 484 00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:14,924 Speaker 1: rock from outside. 485 00:22:16,164 --> 00:22:19,004 Speaker 3: I'll get kids. That's it for today. Come back tomorrow 486 00:22:19,044 --> 00:22:20,684 Speaker 3: from more of Jones and a man who's cutting the 487 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:21,204 Speaker 3: room floor.