1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 2: Maybe McDonalds wouldn't be thrilled with the association with the 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 2: segment we're about to do. 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: Now, this is not a segment we're about to do. 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: This is a segment that I don't want to do. 6 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: Well, we're doing it. This is something that was on 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 2: Channel four English television. Viewers were left disgusted last night 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 2: after watching a bizarre program that appeared to show Greg Wallace, 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 2: the host, eating human flesh. It was a satirical a 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 2: satirical documentary called Greg Wallace British Miracle Meat, and it 11 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: saw the presenter to a factory which manufactured engineered human 12 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: meat before trying it himself. 13 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: And while the program it's fake human meat. 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, But while the program was at parody, many viewers 15 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: fell for it, tweeting oh it makes me feel sick, 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 2: which begs the question any questions, so many questions. I 17 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: love this. People have asked what does human flesh actually 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 2: taste like? This is a sentence I've really enjoyed. It 19 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 2: says here, cannibalism is widely accepted to be very wrong, 20 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 2: yet some have let curiosity get the better of them. 21 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you something and answer it seriously. 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: No, If you had not curious, and I'm not. 23 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 2: Weight of human flesh in front of you, not attached 24 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 2: to a person, no personality attached to it, would the 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 2: tiniest morsel you'd I'd be tempted to try. 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: It, of course you would, but not me. No, are 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:26,559 Speaker 1: you serious? 28 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 2: You have no curiosities to what human flesh tastes? No? 29 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 1: I have none. 30 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,320 Speaker 2: Well. Back in the nineteen twenties, American adventurer William C. 31 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 2: Brook set out to provide a detailed record of societies 32 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 2: that devoured human flesh. Apparently, he noted that raw flesh 33 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 2: looked like beef, but less red, with pale yellow fat, 34 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 2: and once cooked it turned gray and smelt like beef. 35 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: As for the taste, he said, it was so nearly 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 2: like good, fully developed veal. I think no person with 37 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 2: a pallette of ordinary normal sensitivities could distinguish it from veal. 38 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 2: Do you don't know how many calories are human flesh 39 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 2: in the human skin is very fatty? 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: Of course. 41 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 2: That's why when I order human flesh, eye them to 42 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 2: take the skin off it, like I do with chickens 43 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: and stuff. 44 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: So you got Matt Preston and. 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 2: Skin is ten thousand calories, bones twenty five. 46 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: Thousand with your bone broth? 47 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: Why is the bone so fatty? Skeletal muscle thirty two 48 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,119 Speaker 2: thousand calories, brain, spinal cord, and nerves. I wouldn't eat 49 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 2: that stuff. Let that be known. It's over two thousand calories. 50 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 2: The heart is six hundred and fifty. How fatty is 51 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 2: the body fat? You think, well, I'll tell you fifty 52 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: thousand calories. You'd expect that, but that would sustain you 53 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 2: if you're at the snow, say Ginderbyne and the restaurant 54 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 2: was closed. If you want to eat something from humans 55 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: and you're looking for the thinnest option, I even do 56 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 2: this at restaurants. 57 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: What's the least calories are? Cannibal? 58 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 2: I would order the spleen one hundred and thirty calories, 59 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,519 Speaker 2: but I would insist that you also ordered fries so 60 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 2: I could eat some of yours. 61 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm gonna eat this spleen, but I 62 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: want some of. 63 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 2: Your bit more filling. 64 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: This is why I go on boat rides with you. 65 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: As soon as we sit out from the dock, you 66 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: just looking at me, and I just look like a 67 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: giant chicken drumstick stop looking at me. A man running 68 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: on a giant chicken drumstick. 69 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 2: I'd like a spleen with that. 70 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: You're a nut.