WEBVTT - MINI: Six Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to hear about your weekend now in six words.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you texted six words right from your phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Hard to tell us just how your weekend was? Were

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<v Speaker 3>you what the barber chilling at home? Text us now, Bud,

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<v Speaker 3>only you six words in your message?

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<v Speaker 2>Be so stress if you do spill over to seven

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<v Speaker 2>or eight words.

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<v Speaker 4>And an email over the weekend. Someone who said they

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<v Speaker 4>spent about half an hour trying to edit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the time of a feature.

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<v Speaker 4>It's okay, life's hard enough, all right, even I've been

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<v Speaker 4>going on not seven minion some people count. Okay, emails

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<v Speaker 4>again nine, call it nine my weekend. Then it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>This is called six on weekend and that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't worry. What's the store of your weekend? Then, Patsy, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Kicked out of my own bathroom. I have been. Our

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<v Speaker 5>bathroom is getting a bit long in the tooth, and

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<v Speaker 5>Chris and my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a bit sort of whisley and you know, wiseen

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<v Speaker 6>and long.

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<v Speaker 2>In the tooth.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a bit old. Anyway. The door makes this god

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<v Speaker 5>awful sound when you open the shower the shower door.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we've got audio. This will give you an

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<v Speaker 5>idea of how bad it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Good old radio satur that I think we've got audio.

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<v Speaker 4>I just said to you a minute, I've got the audio.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, got it here?

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<v Speaker 6>You're in a maximum security what's a sand quench.

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<v Speaker 2>And lock up?

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 7>What happens is it.

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<v Speaker 5>Going wakes up the poor love God? And because you

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<v Speaker 5>know the whole house, I know, it's like a catting

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<v Speaker 5>if you can imagine, he's in a dead sleep and

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<v Speaker 5>has managed to sleep through my alarm and I've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Up give them to the election.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is this in the dead of night at

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<v Speaker 5>like three o'clock, and he thinks it's like a home invasions.

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<v Speaker 2>So aggressive, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>But you've got to actually you've got to give it

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<v Speaker 5>like some force to close it. Otherwise it's got like

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<v Speaker 5>this side handle thing that's obviously come loose over twenty

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<v Speaker 5>five years of use. And so what it does. It

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<v Speaker 5>just slips to the bottom. It just like slips to

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<v Speaker 5>the bottom of the glass door. And so then all

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<v Speaker 5>the water.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not you slamming it because I see sometimes say

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<v Speaker 4>you close doors, you're a Siller.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're you're a slimmer.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we've got to do it properly.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, stay shut.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know how the glass isn't broken. So now

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<v Speaker 5>I have to shower in Audrey's bathroom. I've been banned

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<v Speaker 5>from out.

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<v Speaker 2>How horrific for your kid.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like chating that you've got up on the thing

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<v Speaker 4>that forgets what you're doing today.

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<v Speaker 2>You just can't put my ointment there, can you?

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<v Speaker 5>Well it is I've had to move all my stuff

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<v Speaker 5>into her bathroom. She's not impressed. Chris is an impressed.

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<v Speaker 5>I might as well shore a morning.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's best song.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll find out how Jack's weekend was Texas your six

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<v Speaker 4>word weekend of seven eight.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. I need to hear this one more time,

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<v Speaker 2>so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Your Weekend's and six words. Daniel sent us his tennis

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<v Speaker 4>saw Christian not him. Awkward.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, I listened to that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not sorry. I thought it was the English guy

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Peter's my photo hanging in an exhibition. Peterstone, congratulations, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Let us know where it is. Australian Open Long Hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Hard yaka who's that from Andy Murray? Natasha's got top wisdom,

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<v Speaker 4>teeth out so sore that agony.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Granny in a rowboat against the tide on the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Raining in a robot.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that to be a new phrase about something.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Heaven's above Granny in a robot against the tide. Kyl

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<v Speaker 4>wife returned from overseas. Luggage didn't That's always fun and

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<v Speaker 4>lunar fireworks meant hardly any sleep. That's from Chris, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Neil men, sure he's grumpy old, get.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun.

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<v Speaker 4>We already have a New Years, all right, Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your weekend? Six words?

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<v Speaker 8>Dads get to the airport too early, and my dad

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<v Speaker 8>is no exception. I was here on Friday morning. My

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<v Speaker 8>wife and son are flying out to La to where

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<v Speaker 8>his sister lives to meet their new baby, and Dad

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<v Speaker 8>was in charge of taking them to the airport. They

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<v Speaker 8>fly at eleven thirty am. I said, Dad, pick him

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<v Speaker 8>up at nine am.

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<v Speaker 4>That's no, no, no, no, no, no, even thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be there on feet on ground at

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<v Speaker 2>eight thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Total three hours.

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<v Speaker 6>International, oh clear? Security? Three hours?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, even so, Dad Dad got there at seven am.

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<v Speaker 6>Times seven am.

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<v Speaker 7>Dad got there at seven am. By seven thirty am.

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<v Speaker 8>He started packing their bags in the car and Baker

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<v Speaker 8>said to him, those aren't ready yet, and he said

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<v Speaker 8>they look ready. No, he's always been like this, wanting

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<v Speaker 8>to get this so early.

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<v Speaker 7>But it's a dad thing.

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<v Speaker 8>Because I remember Andy Lee's dad, you know. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 8>made him and his mum do a dry run to

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<v Speaker 8>the airport the day before they flew so that.

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<v Speaker 4>He easily understand what circumstances may need to do that

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<v Speaker 4>in the future.

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<v Speaker 7>What to expect on the drive from the exact time

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<v Speaker 7>it took to get.

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<v Speaker 2>To the airport rehearsal for a state event. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>found this as well.

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<v Speaker 4>That so before we had kids, I was it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>mind getting late to the airport, and there's something in

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<v Speaker 4>his dad dna get to active. And now I've always

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<v Speaker 4>been like this the last eighteen years of being a

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<v Speaker 4>dad about getting to the airport early. I even my

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<v Speaker 4>phrases always get there early. You can relax, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you have a nice leisurely breakfast and then you're just

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<v Speaker 4>so much happy And wouldn't want with that then just

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<v Speaker 4>stressing running around.

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<v Speaker 5>Something happens to Dad's when you travel. It's like this

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<v Speaker 5>total base that must take over control of everything. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not allowed to have the passports. Chris has to have

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<v Speaker 5>the passports because I'm not responsible.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I left stair because even though I'm not, I

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<v Speaker 4>know you look after paperwork the other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I do as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I have two of these digital weighing things, so I'll

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<v Speaker 4>wait the suitcases night before.

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<v Speaker 7>You got them at home?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got two case. I lose one,

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<v Speaker 4>got that back up I ordered too.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it on holiday as well, in case they're buy

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<v Speaker 4>anything hl there. I always wait the night before so

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<v Speaker 4>we can go through this matter and open up the suitcase.

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<v Speaker 2>Watson, so I bord a patrol, But.

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<v Speaker 8>Then you waste two or three kilograms on carrying the

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<v Speaker 8>scales around everywhere. If we got rid of the scales,

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<v Speaker 8>we would have more room in our beds.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's the same Daddy that also gets to

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<v Speaker 4>activate as well. Like on Christmas Day, I am like

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<v Speaker 4>it's I'm there with that garbage bag that wrapping papers.

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<v Speaker 4>Their opening presents doesn't even hit the floor. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 4>them my wife's that Chris can just sit. I'll take that.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me give it here now.

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<v Speaker 8>Dads don't really enjoy what I'm meant to be enjoyable

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<v Speaker 8>moments of.

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<v Speaker 6>We to pay characters a janitor of Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't worry and have this built up energy on making

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<v Speaker 7>sure it all goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the next couple of years, the moon will come

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<v Speaker 4>back around. You will get activated.

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<v Speaker 2>Is coming with those fireworks.

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