WEBVTT - #184: Wet Wednesday x 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.360 This is. 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:10.960 Just posted a couple of mitches yourself for the rude 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.080 shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.040 I don't want to poor everyone and show you my 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:16.160 Europe trip videos. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:17.159 It's a bit late for that. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:27.400 And Mitchell coos hello you, hello you, Hello, welcome back. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.400 Yeah, we're here. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:31.880 But Jenny is also here with what looks like a cauldron. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:34.600 Oh have you clocked the new drink bottle. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:36.800 She's a big loss recently. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.520 What did I say to you when you first walked 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.800 in the room? 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:40.440 What is that? 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.440 Correct? And that's after I stopped looking at the outfit 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:45.640 and then moved on to the water bottle. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:47.640 I actually felt awful. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.720 She posted an Instagram story with her trusty emotional support 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.960 water bottle broken and oh my god, like that is 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.279 one of the only constants in my life moving that 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.639 big fucking drink bottle out of the camera because she's 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.480 got it on her right hand side in the studio. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.840 It basically blocks the whole fucking face it does. It's 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.120 huge drink bottles. I'm constantly moving this drink bottle. But 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.320 I was sad that it broke, and now she's. 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.319 Gotten even more monstrous as a replacement. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.479 Do you guys remember in the Simpsons movie when Homer 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.199 gets stuck on that fucking boulder. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.720 Would you like to see the old bottle? 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:19.680 Oh? 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:21.160 Ed, you kept the roomin. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.880 Don't go fishing the necessarily, although we want you to 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:30.199 believe so you're better than that. That's I just placed 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.000 it on the table. It's a frank green. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:33.080 It's only half full. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.200 It's a frank green. What lee to ridge? Is? 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.520 Holy shit? With you? 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:40.120 Can I open it? 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:40.919 Do you mind? 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:41.400 I'm clean? 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:43.160 A drink bottle? 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.080 That is that bulbous and that heavy? How do you 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:46.920 just pop that in your backpack? 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:48.400 I hold it. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:54.280 You're a fool's enormous and it's so impractical, This giant 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.320 fucking bottle that looks like a chemical. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.120 Wait a second, Mitchell, do you have it? Do you 0:01:58.120 --> 0:01:59.600 have because everyone has one? Do you have a water 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:03.760 bottle with you? You normally bring your Okay, okay, that's yours. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.040 I've got my water bottle. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:05.320 Yeah. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.800 Can we post them to the iGEM socials or injuring 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:10.320 idiots and people can guess who's who because they're very telling. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.720 Well, we've already just kind of described them in detail, 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.320 haven't we. I got a new drink bottle. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:16.720 Actually, isn't that a good feeling. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:21.840 It's designed for cyclists, calculator and it keeps it colder 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.000 for two times longer. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.640 It's like a polar beer bottle or something. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.680 I win. Genneral and I had a bet how long 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:28.600 it would take you to bring up being a cyclist. Yeah, 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.200 and I said within the first ten minutes. And what 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:30.720 did you say? 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.600 Yeah, within the first day. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.640 So I win the first day. It's Wednesday, mate, I 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:36.720 didn't say anything on Monday. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:37.839 Yeah, I know that's why. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:39.840 Yeah, well you're not involved in the bet. But Genero's 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.480 me a thousand dollars cash. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.040 Sorry, I called polar bottle. I just googled it. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.280 You were such a cyclist his mind. If anyone gives 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.960 a shit, Oh you have a yetti bottle, I've got 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:49.760 a silvery YETI bottle. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.080 Someone on the cruise lost their yetti bottle and posted 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.600 it in the group and no one knew what yetti meant. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:55.360 No, of course. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.680 Wait, so the cruise was big enough to warrant its 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:01.959 own Facebook community. Yes, so other guests created. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.400 Can I just clarify there's a lot that's happened, Mitchell. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:06.920 You've already soft launched the bike in which I'm very 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:07.519 excited to hear that. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.560 That was a hard launch, mate, No launch has ever 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.200 been harder. There's no soft launch about that. 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.200 Now you're right near right, and it went off really well. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.880 The comments were high. I've seen this bike too, so 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.320 I wanted she's stunning. Oh my god, she's a beautiful 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.040 aubergine color. She's thin. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.600 That's why her name is a family orbergina. Pardon me, 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.000 the family Orbergina? 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:27.519 Did I stutter? 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:32.680 It's the most Mitchell coon's name, Mitchell, the name. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:37.440 You're name, Frankie, how long did you think of that one? 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.440 That? What is a hectic brainstorm? I can only imagine. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:45.440 What's your surname? Greenwood? Stupid god goes. We're all over 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.040 the place. Are we getting a fable today? 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:47.520 Yes? 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.160 Amazing? 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:48.520 Yes. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.760 So Monday's episode was pretty much dedicated to your stream 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.840 of consciousness as well as your holiday updates. Since now 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:56.880 Jenna and I are going to talk about what we 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.040 got up to during our length break over Christmas and 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.360 what not, and yeah, I suppose we can be the judge, 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.400 but also our idiots can be the judge of who 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.120 killed it and who had the most boring one. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.560 I'm really self conscious about talking about my holidays. Janet. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.560 Mitch called me driving in and we normally like to 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.440 do a call coming in other day before for the show, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.560 and Mitch Mitch was anxious about his stories, like it's 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.400 not going to top yours because he thinks he didn't 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.520 do anything because you and I went on international trips. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:21.599 Yeah, but he. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.440 Said, oh, have you got any fun stories in the holidays, 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.280 And I was like, I've got many stories, and I 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.960 just fear that they won't be interesting to anyone but me. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.640 You know, they've had to be there kind of things. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:35.680 Yeah, but that's what the people who are invested in 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:40.200 your life for it. Okay, we'll see back yourself, Back yourself, 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.120 and we've got a fable from Jena. Normally your fables 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.600 are old stories, but this is fresh, modern, modern. We're 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.360 into modern fables now modern history. 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:51.160 Because typically your fables involved some sort of horrible disaster. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.520 It happened in your lifetime. You've lived many lives many 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.080 as we know, Jenner is perpetual. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.560 As we've discussed on this show and revealed on this show. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.440 I don't think we've have invented into her old lives 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.640 when she does Jenner's fables. We've only been in this 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:04.760 life and it's been eventful enough. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:05.279 Yeah. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.920 Well were they hurricanes and direct hurricanes? 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:08.440 Earthquake? 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:09.440 Yeah? 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.800 I didn't hear anything about a cruise going wrong, so 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.279 maybe there was something that horrible. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:14.760 What was the creuse name? 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.160 It was the Royal Princess Charming. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.680 Isn't that what brought COVID into this country? No? 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.000 That was that was the Ruby Princess. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.080 How many fucking princesses? Are they? 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.840 Princess cruse? They all sisters? 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:26.680 Got it, are they? 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:27.080 Yes? 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:27.800 Oh? Is that true? 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:28.120 Yeah? 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.200 What makes it royal? Did a royal step foot on it? 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:30.520 Yes? 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:32.200 Kate Middleton opened the boat. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:32.960 You're kidding. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:35.000 I mean, if they offered to name it after me, 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:36.719 I'd probably rock up and cut a ribbon tea like 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.040 she didn't do much work to get a name. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.359 They're a plarku Yeah there. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.800 Do they still get bottles of mowet Shandan and smash 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.640 it on the hull? You know how when a new 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.520 boat was built used to smash champagne on it? Yeah? 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.520 I think, yeah, they do, they do. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:50.960 I watch. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.840 They have like their own video system in the room, 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.560 so I watched the history of the crew. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.599 Of course, she did. Did you leave the room? It's okay, good, 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.440 that's a good first step for you. A bit different. Well, 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.719 I can't wait for the episode you two mitchell yours. 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.040 Give us a little tease of. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.240 What your trip was or your sorry there was no trip, Yeah, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.920 there was no trip. I've booked Barley for later in 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.240 the year, which I'm very fucking excited about. Where are 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.880 you going? I think June, and honestly I think I 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:16.800 need to get away before then. 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:17.400 Who you're going? 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.840 I literally have not had a proper holiday. I've been 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.480 away and done things. Yeah, not like a proper holiday holiday. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.720 Oh we got just you and Sean, a whole bunch 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:25.160 of us going. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:29.040 Oh my god, that's so exciting. Yeah, that'll be really 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:33.000 funny that age of the way. That's actually quite a while. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.039 Have you done Bali before? 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:34.359 Na? 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.159 Oh you, I'm gonna have to brush up on my 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.120 year at Indonesian from high school. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.400 Yeah. So love my Pagy bike bike, Sarga bike, dere 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.640 mccasey bike. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.640 Fuck. See that means nothing to me. I should be 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.000 able to understand that, shouldn't I? Now? 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:50.280 Considering you do like your bike? Yeah, learn all the bikes, 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.000 don't I said our Indonesian audience. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.719 Do we have any Indonesian listeners. I'd love to know. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.000 Let us know in the Facebook, green board centers, the text, 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.279 whatever you need to do. I just want to know, 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.600 do we have I gonna get recognized in fucking barlets. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.520 Well, they're all fucking sat When I was in Jiangu 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.080 and semon Yak, no one came up to me. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.839 Oh okay, yeah, we haven't cracked that market. I'm on it, 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:09.520 except that. 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:10.720 One person that came out to me and thought I 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:15.000 was Niccado Avocado, that boy that eats food on YouTube 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:16.880 that doesn't narrow it down. So I said, are you 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:17.840 Nikado Avocado? 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:18.720 I said no. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.080 I was offended because I googled him hideous. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:22.640 I'm going to google it now. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.600 What was it? Nicado Avocado? Do you know who he is? 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.080 He's very famous. You'll know him when you're seeing him. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.520 Oh my god, No, No, that's not flattering to be 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:31.720 asked if that's you Google. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.200 I mean, he's always he leaning into it. He's trying 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.400 to look like a fucking pig. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.080 I'm a local Indonesian. When Niccado Avocado, Lord, have you 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.480 at our restaurant? I said, I'm mitched jury from Kiss FM. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.200 He's made a living out of stuffing his fat fucking 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.119 face with macids and whatnot, and it's like he's living 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.800 his life. He's enjoying himself. That's fine, but it's not 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.280 someone that you'd want to be mistaken for. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.440 What is with these thumbnails? 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.000 It's not well, although he does have a filid was me? 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.120 She's out of practice with the podcasting? All right, it's 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.160 going with the two girls three cats thing. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.800 Yes, yes, we have a new episode rival podcast. 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.120 Do you what's the topic of this latest episode? 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.040 We get our colleagues daughter on. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.440 It's a cat podcast. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:12.800 Yes, she had just got a cat? 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.280 Whose daughter? What's the cat's name? 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.119 Radio for Fox? 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:20.200 Sorry? 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.720 Oh, I'm a nurse and I just got a cat? 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.160 Oh would you name it? IV? 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:24.600 Drip? 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.200 Vaguely related to my place to work? I guess. 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.720 I actually was talking to my mechanic said, Jomny pets. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.360 Were you when we got a little cat? Oh? 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.240 What's his name? And hyondo? I thirty? 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:40.480 I thought, okay, I was chatting with my over driver 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:41.079 the other night. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.840 Were really on the way, I am What did you say? 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:47.719 And I said, oh, yeah, how's life? And he said yeah, No, 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.439 I just got a cat and I called it complimentary mentors. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.520 Yes, that's interesting, isn't It's gorgeous? 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:53.840 Yeah? 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.760 Yeah? And is it true you've got Isabella a friend? 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.360 Yes, TikTok life stream, I just call it team. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:04.120 Yeah, and that works. That's kit Jenna. That's the dumbest 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:05.160 name I've ever heard. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.240 For I didn't didn't come up with it radio. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.760 Come on, we didn't come up with it. 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:12.720 No, we love nos and we love his daughter. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.960 Don't put words in my mess? 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.320 All right? If it's your first time listening, are we 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:20.320 start the show with a is it just me? Something 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.000 we've noticed? Hayter appreciate? Now new for twenty twenty four 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.200 and in season six, we have igems on both shows. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:27.319 Both episodes are in a wee. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.080 Every episode we kick off with one, eh, trecked? 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.000 Yes, because why not? You know, well, that's it? 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.319 But hey, the phone call thing? Is it just us? 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.679 That's now happening on a Monday night that's not gone anywhere? Yeah? 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.760 Is it just Monday? Is what we call it? And 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.960 then Wednesday is it just me Wednesday's episodes? 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:45.600 Oh, we've got to come up with a name for 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.160 the Wednesday one, because like we do more rogue shit 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:49.040 on a Wednesday. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.080 What could be called why don't we. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.800 Put Jenna in a wet and we spray her with it? 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.120 And it's wet Wednesdays. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.120 Every week, so actually the name makes sense. 0:09:57.200 --> 0:10:00.240 I reckon by week three, I'll be off it. Yeah, 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.480 I don't think anyone needs to get wet. Now. Well, 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.520 Mitch and I both have an agym this week, and 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.400 then coming up, I'm so excited for the fable and 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:13.040 then Mitch's big Mitch's story of his break. Yeah, I'm ready. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:14.440 People love you for you. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:15.839 It didn't get up too much. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.839 That's that's fine. Time will tell. Well, I did the 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.240 first didym of the new season. You want to do 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:20.560 this one? 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:20.840 Yeah? 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:21.800 Sure, let's go all right? 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:31.160 Is it just me? Speaking of Uber drivers? Who the 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:32.200 fuck are they on the phone to? 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:36.640 Oh dear? That's more often than not. I always make 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.520 the error if I walk in and they and I 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.600 go Hi, They go hi, and then three minutes later 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.520 they ask a question and I go, oh yeah, and 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:43.480 I go I'm on the phone. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.720 Oh sorry, yeah, so you know, I just joke. Oh, 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.520 I was chatting with my Uber driver the other night. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.560 I was thinking about it and It's been a long 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.400 time since I've actually had a chat with an uber driver, 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.840 because nine times out of ten, they're always on the 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.079 phone and they're. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.120 Speaking really softly. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.560 Yeah, very very Rarely, they'll ask me beforehand, is it 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.400 okay if I make a phone call, and I'm like, yeah, of. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:05.440 Course, go for it, that's fine. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:06.239 Yeah. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.480 But sometimes I'll just get in and they'll just be murmuring. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.960 That's they don't sound very engaged in the conversation, but 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:14.280 they don't fucking hang up. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:15.480 No, I actually have an answer for you. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.160 I wonder because how does the other person hear them? 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:22.280 Because they're like, yeah, no, I think, yeah, Well, I 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.840 think it's because a lot of these people have families 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:27.920 back home in other countries and that's the only time 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:28.600 they can talk to them. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.080 So how do they hear them? 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.199 Yeah, they don't sound like they're having a fucking heartfelt 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.520 catch up with their loved one. They sound like the 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.880 wife's chewing his ear off and he's it's like, yes, dear. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.920 These people, these people are having to work forty hours 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:45.439 work to get you know, one one bit of cash. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:48.080 I'm not saying that it's an issue, it's just something 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.880 I've noticed you like that. Every I get in they're 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.720 always on the phone. Now it's been ages, the ands, 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:56.000 I've had a solid yarn. I used to love chatting 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.520 with them, but now they don't want to borrow me. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:59.800 Mitchell, No, you didn't. You would have asked these questions, 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.440 how are you being busy tonight? Do you enjoy doing this? Really? 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.600 I've had great chats with Uber drivers. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.839 Really, yes, yeah, it's good. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.959 Yeah, I got in one. This is years ago when they. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.280 Used to talk to you, oh, Vendetta, Yeah, and they 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.640 were like, oh, I said, oh, you're listening to the 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.079 Edge ninety six one are Yeah? 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:19.040 I used to work there, and he. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.920 Goes, ah, I love the Edge, I love Caesarah, I 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.120 missed Mike and Emma and I said, no, they're still 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.240 on air. You know, they've just moved stations and go 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:29.760 where can I listen to them? And so I helped 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.440 his tune his radio so we could listen to them 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.559 at the new plant. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:33.880 So that's very nice. 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.280 You made his day his day exactly. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.720 Yeah, it's also exclusively an Uber thing. Like I've been 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.040 in cabs and they won't shut up. Cab drivers love 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.720 to time. They love to shoot on Uber drivers I 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:45.160 love that. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.520 I love I love having a yarn with them. Sometimes yeah, no, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.360 sometimes it can be read the room. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.280 You know, when you book an Uber comfort, you can 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.440 choose the conversation level and the air connoms. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.800 Really yeah, ah, I. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.920 Don't like that. That's rude, just saying hello, pick me 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:00.760 up in your vehicle, but no fucking talk to me. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:05.280 I don't like that. You can do quiet chat preferred, cool, colder, hot, warm, 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:06.200 You can choose everything. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.800 Oh, you know what happened to me the other day. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.480 I went to my friend's place Cordon Uber there, Yeah, 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.080 and that was at like six pm, and then I 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.800 went to go home at eleven thirty pm or something 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.920 and I reach into my pocket, can't find my keys. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.160 I'm rummaging through my mook pack. They're not in there. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.200 And I'm like, maybe I'll call the uber driver first 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.760 before I pop back upstairs, because odds are they fell 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.400 out of my pocket in the Uber. I called him 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.440 and sure enough they were there. I could hear the 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.800 family in the back ground. He'd already gone home to Liverpool. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.240 He's fucking an hour's drive away, and so I'm like, 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.959 oh God, and he goes, I will bring them to you. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.160 For ninety five dollars cash. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.040 Oh extortion, I know. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.640 And that's when I got a bit stars. I was like, well, 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.880 how do I know they mightn't They could be anyone's keys. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.400 I'm not paying nine to five bucks if they're not 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.360 even there, send me a photo. And so we did, 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.200 and I went, nah, no, they're my shit, they're my keys. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.400 So I said, alright, I'll go to the atm off 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.080 your pop in the car police And so he came in. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.760 It wasn't any trouble because I was like, he's actually 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.000 going out of his way hit at home. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.040 Yeah, And so I actually paid him more than ninety five. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.839 That's sweet, and we both had our guards up. When 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.200 he got there. We were both so souft on each other. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.520 I'm like, are you going to rip me off? You're 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.520 going to rip me off? And so as they say 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:23.960 show me the money, I did. I showed him and then. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.120 He was just like, oh, I'm so glad you're getting 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.720 home safely, and I'm no, no, thank you, You're my hero. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.160 Thank you so much. You're a life saving all the best. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.000 We were both so like sketchy and then once he 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.359 saw the money, best. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.640 Friend, Yeah, I said tell the wife. I said hello, 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.080 totally trying not to wake the kids up when you're 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:42.600 pulling the driveway. It's late, mate. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.120 He was just happy that he's got something to tell 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.680 his wife. The conversation was boring for the last four hours, like, 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:47.520 how are you guess what? 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.040 Well? 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:49.840 He didn't sound like when I got the uber at 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.600 six pm earlier on. He didn't sound like he was 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.080 having a good fucking chat with her on the phone. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.800 Let me tell you, you know what your next Mitchell 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.640 Kumb's Life show. You're going to see Trent in the 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:57.080 front seat. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.160 You're going to be like, Trent's such a fair Now 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.840 I'm converted. His wife's there too, the kids of course. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.120 Yeah, anyway, that's all I have to say about that. Yeah, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.120 if you're an Eber driver, you can do what you like. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.960 Absolutely If you prefer to be on a phone call, 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.720 that's absolutely fine, but deal it with a bit of gusto. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.160 At least give me something to drop on. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.160 Yeah, make it worth telling your friends about it. And 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.880