Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just posted a couple of mitches yourself for the rude
Speaker 2: shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: I don't want to poor everyone and show you my
Speaker 1: Europe trip videos.
Speaker 3: It's a bit late for that.
Speaker 4: And Mitchell coos hello you, hello you, Hello, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're here.
Speaker 4: But Jenny is also here with what looks like a cauldron.
Speaker 4: Oh have you clocked the new drink bottle.
Speaker 3: She's a big loss recently.
Speaker 1: What did I say to you when you first walked
Speaker 1: in the room?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 1: Correct? And that's after I stopped looking at the outfit
Speaker 1: and then moved on to the water bottle.
Speaker 3: I actually felt awful.
Speaker 4: She posted an Instagram story with her trusty emotional support
Speaker 4: water bottle broken and oh my god, like that is
Speaker 4: one of the only constants in my life moving that
Speaker 4: big fucking drink bottle out of the camera because she's
Speaker 4: got it on her right hand side in the studio.
Speaker 4: It basically blocks the whole fucking face it does. It's
Speaker 4: huge drink bottles. I'm constantly moving this drink bottle. But
Speaker 4: I was sad that it broke, and now she's.
Speaker 3: Gotten even more monstrous as a replacement.
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember in the Simpsons movie when Homer
Speaker 1: gets stuck on that fucking boulder.
Speaker 5: Would you like to see the old bottle?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Ed, you kept the roomin.
Speaker 1: Don't go fishing the necessarily, although we want you to
Speaker 1: believe so you're better than that. That's I just placed
Speaker 1: it on the table. It's a frank green.
Speaker 5: It's only half full.
Speaker 1: It's a frank green. What lee to ridge? Is?
Speaker 3: Holy shit? With you?
Speaker 1: Can I open it?
Speaker 3: Do you mind?
Speaker 1: I'm clean?
Speaker 3: A drink bottle?
Speaker 4: That is that bulbous and that heavy? How do you
Speaker 4: just pop that in your backpack?
Speaker 5: I hold it.
Speaker 4: You're a fool's enormous and it's so impractical, This giant
Speaker 4: fucking bottle that looks like a chemical.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Mitchell, do you have it? Do you
Speaker 1: have because everyone has one? Do you have a water
Speaker 1: bottle with you? You normally bring your Okay, okay, that's yours.
Speaker 1: I've got my water bottle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can we post them to the iGEM socials or injuring
Speaker 1: idiots and people can guess who's who because they're very telling.
Speaker 4: Well, we've already just kind of described them in detail,
Speaker 4: haven't we. I got a new drink bottle.
Speaker 3: Actually, isn't that a good feeling.
Speaker 4: It's designed for cyclists, calculator and it keeps it colder
Speaker 4: for two times longer.
Speaker 3: It's like a polar beer bottle or something.
Speaker 1: I win. Genneral and I had a bet how long
Speaker 1: it would take you to bring up being a cyclist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said within the first ten minutes. And what
Speaker 1: did you say?
Speaker 5: Yeah, within the first day.
Speaker 4: So I win the first day. It's Wednesday, mate, I
Speaker 4: didn't say anything on Monday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're not involved in the bet. But Genero's
Speaker 1: me a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I called polar bottle. I just googled it.
Speaker 1: You were such a cyclist his mind. If anyone gives
Speaker 1: a shit, Oh you have a yetti bottle, I've got
Speaker 1: a silvery YETI bottle.
Speaker 5: Someone on the cruise lost their yetti bottle and posted
Speaker 5: it in the group and no one knew what yetti meant.
Speaker 1: No, of course.
Speaker 4: Wait, so the cruise was big enough to warrant its
Speaker 4: own Facebook community. Yes, so other guests created.
Speaker 1: Can I just clarify there's a lot that's happened, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: You've already soft launched the bike in which I'm very
Speaker 1: excited to hear that.
Speaker 4: That was a hard launch, mate, No launch has ever
Speaker 4: been harder. There's no soft launch about that.
Speaker 1: Now you're right near right, and it went off really well.
Speaker 1: The comments were high. I've seen this bike too, so
Speaker 1: I wanted she's stunning. Oh my god, she's a beautiful
Speaker 1: aubergine color. She's thin.
Speaker 4: That's why her name is a family orbergina. Pardon me,
Speaker 4: the family Orbergina?
Speaker 3: Did I stutter?
Speaker 1: It's the most Mitchell coon's name, Mitchell, the name.
Speaker 5: You're name, Frankie, how long did you think of that one?
Speaker 3: That? What is a hectic brainstorm? I can only imagine.
Speaker 1: What's your surname? Greenwood? Stupid god goes. We're all over
Speaker 1: the place. Are we getting a fable today?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Amazing?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: So Monday's episode was pretty much dedicated to your stream
Speaker 4: of consciousness as well as your holiday updates. Since now
Speaker 4: Jenna and I are going to talk about what we
Speaker 4: got up to during our length break over Christmas and
Speaker 4: what not, and yeah, I suppose we can be the judge,
Speaker 4: but also our idiots can be the judge of who
Speaker 4: killed it and who had the most boring one.
Speaker 3: I'm really self conscious about talking about my holidays. Janet.
Speaker 1: Mitch called me driving in and we normally like to
Speaker 1: do a call coming in other day before for the show,
Speaker 1: and Mitch Mitch was anxious about his stories, like it's
Speaker 1: not going to top yours because he thinks he didn't
Speaker 1: do anything because you and I went on international trips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he.
Speaker 4: Said, oh, have you got any fun stories in the holidays,
Speaker 4: And I was like, I've got many stories, and I
Speaker 4: just fear that they won't be interesting to anyone but me.
Speaker 3: You know, they've had to be there kind of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what the people who are invested in
Speaker 1: your life for it. Okay, we'll see back yourself, Back yourself,
Speaker 1: and we've got a fable from Jena. Normally your fables
Speaker 1: are old stories, but this is fresh, modern, modern. We're
Speaker 1: into modern fables now modern history.
Speaker 4: Because typically your fables involved some sort of horrible disaster.
Speaker 4: It happened in your lifetime. You've lived many lives many
Speaker 4: as we know, Jenner is perpetual.
Speaker 1: As we've discussed on this show and revealed on this show.
Speaker 4: I don't think we've have invented into her old lives
Speaker 4: when she does Jenner's fables. We've only been in this
Speaker 4: life and it's been eventful enough.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well were they hurricanes and direct hurricanes?
Speaker 1: Earthquake?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't hear anything about a cruise going wrong, so
Speaker 3: maybe there was something that horrible.
Speaker 1: What was the creuse name?
Speaker 5: It was the Royal Princess Charming.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what brought COVID into this country? No?
Speaker 3: That was that was the Ruby Princess.
Speaker 1: How many fucking princesses? Are they?
Speaker 5: Princess cruse? They all sisters?
Speaker 1: Got it, are they?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that true?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What makes it royal? Did a royal step foot on it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Kate Middleton opened the boat.
Speaker 1: You're kidding.
Speaker 4: I mean, if they offered to name it after me,
Speaker 4: I'd probably rock up and cut a ribbon tea like
Speaker 4: she didn't do much work to get a name.
Speaker 3: They're a plarku Yeah there.
Speaker 1: Do they still get bottles of mowet Shandan and smash
Speaker 1: it on the hull? You know how when a new
Speaker 1: boat was built used to smash champagne on it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, they do, they do.
Speaker 3: I watch.
Speaker 5: They have like their own video system in the room,
Speaker 5: so I watched the history of the crew.
Speaker 1: Of course, she did. Did you leave the room? It's okay, good,
Speaker 1: that's a good first step for you. A bit different. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the episode you two mitchell yours.
Speaker 1: Give us a little tease of.
Speaker 3: What your trip was or your sorry there was no trip, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was no trip. I've booked Barley for later in
Speaker 3: the year, which I'm very fucking excited about. Where are
Speaker 3: you going? I think June, and honestly I think I
Speaker 3: need to get away before then.
Speaker 1: Who you're going?
Speaker 4: I literally have not had a proper holiday. I've been
Speaker 4: away and done things. Yeah, not like a proper holiday holiday.
Speaker 4: Oh we got just you and Sean, a whole bunch
Speaker 4: of us going.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so exciting. Yeah, that'll be really
Speaker 1: funny that age of the way. That's actually quite a while.
Speaker 1: Have you done Bali before?
Speaker 3: Na?
Speaker 4: Oh you, I'm gonna have to brush up on my
Speaker 4: year at Indonesian from high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So love my Pagy bike bike, Sarga bike, dere
Speaker 1: mccasey bike.
Speaker 3: Fuck. See that means nothing to me. I should be
Speaker 3: able to understand that, shouldn't I? Now?
Speaker 1: Considering you do like your bike? Yeah, learn all the bikes,
Speaker 1: don't I said our Indonesian audience.
Speaker 4: Do we have any Indonesian listeners. I'd love to know.
Speaker 4: Let us know in the Facebook, green board centers, the text,
Speaker 4: whatever you need to do. I just want to know,
Speaker 4: do we have I gonna get recognized in fucking barlets.
Speaker 1: Well, they're all fucking sat When I was in Jiangu
Speaker 1: and semon Yak, no one came up to me.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, we haven't cracked that market. I'm on it,
Speaker 3: except that.
Speaker 1: One person that came out to me and thought I
Speaker 1: was Niccado Avocado, that boy that eats food on YouTube
Speaker 1: that doesn't narrow it down. So I said, are you
Speaker 1: Nikado Avocado?
Speaker 3: I said no.
Speaker 1: I was offended because I googled him hideous.
Speaker 3: I'm going to google it now.
Speaker 1: What was it? Nicado Avocado? Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1: He's very famous. You'll know him when you're seeing him.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, No, that's not flattering to be
Speaker 3: asked if that's you Google.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's always he leaning into it. He's trying
Speaker 4: to look like a fucking pig.
Speaker 1: I'm a local Indonesian. When Niccado Avocado, Lord, have you
Speaker 1: at our restaurant? I said, I'm mitched jury from Kiss FM.
Speaker 4: He's made a living out of stuffing his fat fucking
Speaker 4: face with macids and whatnot, and it's like he's living
Speaker 4: his life. He's enjoying himself. That's fine, but it's not
Speaker 4: someone that you'd want to be mistaken for.
Speaker 5: What is with these thumbnails?
Speaker 3: It's not well, although he does have a filid was me?
Speaker 3: She's out of practice with the podcasting? All right, it's
Speaker 3: going with the two girls three cats thing.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, we have a new episode rival podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you what's the topic of this latest episode?
Speaker 5: We get our colleagues daughter on.
Speaker 1: It's a cat podcast.
Speaker 5: Yes, she had just got a cat?
Speaker 1: Whose daughter? What's the cat's name?
Speaker 5: Radio for Fox?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a nurse and I just got a cat?
Speaker 3: Oh would you name it? IV?
Speaker 1: Drip?
Speaker 3: Vaguely related to my place to work? I guess.
Speaker 1: I actually was talking to my mechanic said, Jomny pets.
Speaker 3: Were you when we got a little cat? Oh?
Speaker 1: What's his name? And hyondo? I thirty?
Speaker 3: I thought, okay, I was chatting with my over driver
Speaker 3: the other night.
Speaker 1: Were really on the way, I am What did you say?
Speaker 3: And I said, oh, yeah, how's life? And he said yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I just got a cat and I called it complimentary mentors.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's interesting, isn't It's gorgeous?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And is it true you've got Isabella a friend?
Speaker 3: Yes, TikTok life stream, I just call it team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that works. That's kit Jenna. That's the dumbest
Speaker 1: name I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: For I didn't didn't come up with it radio.
Speaker 5: Come on, we didn't come up with it.
Speaker 1: No, we love nos and we love his daughter.
Speaker 3: Don't put words in my mess?
Speaker 1: All right? If it's your first time listening, are we
Speaker 1: start the show with a is it just me? Something
Speaker 1: we've noticed? Hayter appreciate? Now new for twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: and in season six, we have igems on both shows.
Speaker 1: Both episodes are in a wee.
Speaker 3: Every episode we kick off with one, eh, trecked?
Speaker 1: Yes, because why not? You know, well, that's it?
Speaker 3: But hey, the phone call thing? Is it just us?
Speaker 3: That's now happening on a Monday night that's not gone anywhere? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it just Monday? Is what we call it? And
Speaker 1: then Wednesday is it just me Wednesday's episodes?
Speaker 4: Oh, we've got to come up with a name for
Speaker 4: the Wednesday one, because like we do more rogue shit
Speaker 4: on a Wednesday.
Speaker 3: What could be called why don't we.
Speaker 1: Put Jenna in a wet and we spray her with it?
Speaker 1: And it's wet Wednesdays.
Speaker 3: Every week, so actually the name makes sense.
Speaker 1: I reckon by week three, I'll be off it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone needs to get wet. Now. Well,
Speaker 1: Mitch and I both have an agym this week, and
Speaker 1: then coming up, I'm so excited for the fable and
Speaker 1: then Mitch's big Mitch's story of his break. Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: People love you for you.
Speaker 3: It didn't get up too much.
Speaker 1: That's that's fine. Time will tell. Well, I did the
Speaker 1: first didym of the new season. You want to do
Speaker 1: this one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, let's go all right?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Speaking of Uber drivers? Who the
Speaker 3: fuck are they on the phone to?
Speaker 1: Oh dear? That's more often than not. I always make
Speaker 1: the error if I walk in and they and I
Speaker 1: go Hi, They go hi, and then three minutes later
Speaker 1: they ask a question and I go, oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: I go I'm on the phone.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, yeah, so you know, I just joke. Oh,
Speaker 4: I was chatting with my Uber driver the other night.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about it and It's been a long
Speaker 4: time since I've actually had a chat with an uber driver,
Speaker 4: because nine times out of ten, they're always on the
Speaker 4: phone and they're.
Speaker 3: Speaking really softly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very very Rarely, they'll ask me beforehand, is it
Speaker 4: okay if I make a phone call, and I'm like, yeah, of.
Speaker 3: Course, go for it, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I'll just get in and they'll just be murmuring.
Speaker 4: That's they don't sound very engaged in the conversation, but
Speaker 4: they don't fucking hang up.
Speaker 1: No, I actually have an answer for you.
Speaker 5: I wonder because how does the other person hear them?
Speaker 1: Because they're like, yeah, no, I think, yeah, Well, I
Speaker 1: think it's because a lot of these people have families
Speaker 1: back home in other countries and that's the only time
Speaker 1: they can talk to them.
Speaker 3: So how do they hear them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't sound like they're having a fucking heartfelt
Speaker 4: catch up with their loved one. They sound like the
Speaker 4: wife's chewing his ear off and he's it's like, yes, dear.
Speaker 1: These people, these people are having to work forty hours
Speaker 1: work to get you know, one one bit of cash.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that it's an issue, it's just something
Speaker 4: I've noticed you like that. Every I get in they're
Speaker 4: always on the phone. Now it's been ages, the ands,
Speaker 4: I've had a solid yarn. I used to love chatting
Speaker 4: with them, but now they don't want to borrow me.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, No, you didn't. You would have asked these questions,
Speaker 1: how are you being busy tonight? Do you enjoy doing this? Really?
Speaker 3: I've had great chats with Uber drivers.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got in one. This is years ago when they.
Speaker 4: Used to talk to you, oh, Vendetta, Yeah, and they
Speaker 4: were like, oh, I said, oh, you're listening to the
Speaker 4: Edge ninety six one are Yeah?
Speaker 3: I used to work there, and he.
Speaker 4: Goes, ah, I love the Edge, I love Caesarah, I
Speaker 4: missed Mike and Emma and I said, no, they're still
Speaker 4: on air. You know, they've just moved stations and go
Speaker 4: where can I listen to them? And so I helped
Speaker 4: his tune his radio so we could listen to them
Speaker 4: at the new plant.
Speaker 1: So that's very nice.
Speaker 3: You made his day his day exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also exclusively an Uber thing. Like I've been
Speaker 1: in cabs and they won't shut up. Cab drivers love
Speaker 1: to time. They love to shoot on Uber drivers I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 3: I love I love having a yarn with them. Sometimes yeah, no,
Speaker 3: sometimes it can be read the room.
Speaker 1: You know, when you book an Uber comfort, you can
Speaker 1: choose the conversation level and the air connoms.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, ah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like that. That's rude, just saying hello, pick me
Speaker 3: up in your vehicle, but no fucking talk to me.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. You can do quiet chat preferred, cool, colder, hot, warm,
Speaker 1: You can choose everything.
Speaker 3: Oh, you know what happened to me the other day.
Speaker 4: I went to my friend's place Cordon Uber there, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and that was at like six pm, and then I
Speaker 4: went to go home at eleven thirty pm or something
Speaker 4: and I reach into my pocket, can't find my keys.
Speaker 4: I'm rummaging through my mook pack. They're not in there.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, maybe I'll call the uber driver first
Speaker 4: before I pop back upstairs, because odds are they fell
Speaker 4: out of my pocket in the Uber. I called him
Speaker 4: and sure enough they were there. I could hear the
Speaker 4: family in the back ground. He'd already gone home to Liverpool.
Speaker 4: He's fucking an hour's drive away, and so I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh God, and he goes, I will bring them to you.
Speaker 4: For ninety five dollars cash.
Speaker 3: Oh extortion, I know.
Speaker 4: And that's when I got a bit stars. I was like, well,
Speaker 4: how do I know they mightn't They could be anyone's keys.
Speaker 4: I'm not paying nine to five bucks if they're not
Speaker 4: even there, send me a photo. And so we did,
Speaker 4: and I went, nah, no, they're my shit, they're my keys.
Speaker 4: So I said, alright, I'll go to the atm off
Speaker 4: your pop in the car police And so he came in.
Speaker 4: It wasn't any trouble because I was like, he's actually
Speaker 4: going out of his way hit at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I actually paid him more than ninety five.
Speaker 3: That's sweet, and we both had our guards up. When
Speaker 3: he got there. We were both so souft on each other.
Speaker 4: I'm like, are you going to rip me off? You're
Speaker 4: going to rip me off? And so as they say
Speaker 4: show me the money, I did. I showed him and then.
Speaker 3: He was just like, oh, I'm so glad you're getting
Speaker 3: home safely, and I'm no, no, thank you, You're my hero.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You're a life saving all the best.
Speaker 4: We were both so like sketchy and then once he
Speaker 4: saw the money, best.
Speaker 3: Friend, Yeah, I said tell the wife. I said hello,
Speaker 3: totally trying not to wake the kids up when you're
Speaker 3: pulling the driveway. It's late, mate.
Speaker 1: He was just happy that he's got something to tell
Speaker 1: his wife. The conversation was boring for the last four hours, like,
Speaker 1: how are you guess what?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: He didn't sound like when I got the uber at
Speaker 4: six pm earlier on. He didn't sound like he was
Speaker 4: having a good fucking chat with her on the phone.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, you know what your next Mitchell
Speaker 4: Kumb's Life show. You're going to see Trent in the
Speaker 4: front seat.
Speaker 1: You're going to be like, Trent's such a fair Now
Speaker 1: I'm converted. His wife's there too, the kids of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, that's all I have to say about that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're an Eber driver, you can do what you like.
Speaker 4: Absolutely If you prefer to be on a phone call,
Speaker 4: that's absolutely fine, but deal it with a bit of gusto.
Speaker 3: At least give me something to drop on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it worth telling your friends about it. And
Speaker 1: we're all on nights out, we're all going to see people.
Speaker 1: Give me something to gossip about.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Actually, I just remembered one time I
Speaker 3: was getting an uber back from the city at like
Speaker 3: six am.
Speaker 4: This is in my Unidas big party. The sun was
Speaker 4: up and I can't remember her name, but this woman.
Speaker 3: Goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm getting a call from
Speaker 3: my daughter.
Speaker 4: I think it was let's say Casey, we'll go with that.
Speaker 4: And it's on speaker.
Speaker 3: And Casey is like, you pick me up and she
Speaker 3: takes it off speaker immediately She's like, Casey, calm down,
Speaker 3: I've just got to drop these people off and then
Speaker 3: I'll be straight. No, Casey put Hanna's mum on, put
Speaker 3: her on What's happened and eating drum. I remember this,
Speaker 3: and I was like, if Casey you're.
Speaker 1: Right, can we do an investigation into what happened to
Speaker 1: Casey on that day? Oh?
Speaker 3: It was fascinating. And I was in the back with
Speaker 3: a friend like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, if you went back on your Uber receipts,
Speaker 1: you'd be able to find that driver's name. You could
Speaker 1: probably message her.
Speaker 3: Oh he was from twenty sixteen. They could Casey.
Speaker 1: I hope she was all.
Speaker 3: Right, But yeah, the mum was a bit fucked off
Speaker 3: because she was not supposed to.
Speaker 4: Stay out that late. She liked She said she was
Speaker 4: in Hannah's house. But she wasn't part of your ship.
Speaker 1: That's the drama I want from Ubie drivers going forward place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with Casey, thanks to the draft my best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, but what it's worth, it's none of
Speaker 4: my business. But I would ground her if I were you.
Speaker 1: Did she say a bit?
Speaker 3: Oh the attitude on that girl, Mum, Seriously, she is
Speaker 3: at work. Man, it's the crack of dawn. God, the
Speaker 3: entire little bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3: Getting all rolled up to you you are I know, Brie,
Speaker 3: shall I do my age and breaking up? Okay, here
Speaker 3: we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you all of a sudden on team Miley Cyrus?
Speaker 3: Yes, welcome to the club mate.
Speaker 5: I know I love Miley.
Speaker 1: I know I've always no, I've always been team Miley.
Speaker 1: You know, I go. One of my most viral videos
Speaker 1: is interviewing Miley where I left her on that zoom
Speaker 1: call and didn't realize she was there. That was funny,
Speaker 1: and I've always loved Miley because she handled that well.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: But ever since the Grammys, which are like last week
Speaker 1: at this point, I have follared in love with this woman.
Speaker 3: Everyone is team Taylor Swift only within the last bloody
Speaker 3: seven days. This reeling that I can relate to, and
Speaker 3: whether it's on whether or not, it's the fact that
Speaker 3: she went through an awful situation with a terrible X
Speaker 3: and she's now general. And I had bets on how
Speaker 3: long it would take you to bring that up?
Speaker 1: I run hilarious?
Speaker 3: How much I said it breakup?
Speaker 1: I didn't mention a breakup. I've had many exes. How
Speaker 1: do you know I'm not talking about Raoul that I
Speaker 1: met on my recent trip.
Speaker 3: There we go, We've got a detail.
Speaker 5: Did he give you a gun?
Speaker 1: It was terrible? Hilarious, general, funny?
Speaker 3: Sorry, spit it out. You relate to Miley because she
Speaker 3: went through a divorce. Yeah, I went through a divorce.
Speaker 3: And you can buy yourself flowers, can't you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Twice over, can't you? Yeah? And I can hold bad
Speaker 1: hand is it? Yes? Yeah? And I can dance till
Speaker 1: the end?
Speaker 3: What is it? Write your name in the sand?
Speaker 1: I did that?
Speaker 3: You live in the sire, You could do that.
Speaker 1: I could do it. Yeah, I did do it in
Speaker 1: Paris too.
Speaker 4: Mentally, you doing that just picking up a stick and
Speaker 4: writing Mitch in the sand, being like, see, it's so
Speaker 4: nice not to have a ball and chain holding me back.
Speaker 4: I couldn't do this before.
Speaker 1: All I ever wanted to was write Mitch in the sand.
Speaker 3: What does that lyric mean? Well, ever, writing Miley in.
Speaker 1: The sa No, I'd imagine that because she can write
Speaker 1: her own name. I imagine he did it, and when
Speaker 1: they broke up, she was like, oh, he used to
Speaker 1: do this for me. And she's like, now you know
Speaker 1: what I can do that?
Speaker 3: Right, that's easy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's writing your name on toilet stall doors.
Speaker 1: It's okay, hilarious. There was just one moment when she
Speaker 1: was on stage she won her first Grammy. She actually
Speaker 1: won two Grammys. Can we come on? That's incredible.
Speaker 4: Every year I'm like, this is her years younger. Now,
Speaker 4: I'm like, surely no.
Speaker 1: She was nominated for Wrecking Ball and she didn't win it.
Speaker 3: I know, right, every year I'm like, surely, plastic cart
Speaker 3: that's good of getting up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yep. But I was watching her perform and actually,
Speaker 1: from the moment she walked on the red carpet, I
Speaker 1: think she was in like a Marziella gold piece suit
Speaker 1: and then she had her hair blown out. She looked
Speaker 1: like more fusser. I'm like, this woman is radiant. Did
Speaker 1: you see her walk on the red carpet and there
Speaker 1: were someone using iPhones and she goes iPhones iPhones like
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I'm Miley. Cyrus shopped me with
Speaker 1: the camera Like what a queen. Anyway, this is the
Speaker 1: moment she was on stage, she was doing Flowers live
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I love this woman.
Speaker 3: Really, I didn't want to leave you but had to.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to fight, but we did started to
Speaker 3: crime then remember.
Speaker 1: Does not make you happy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her. Look at her.
Speaker 1: Dancing and twirling her hair and a big old beneath
Speaker 1: Veniers just on show, like come on.
Speaker 3: So she was doing like a bit of backchat within
Speaker 3: her own lyrics.
Speaker 1: Totally. She was screaming at everyone because no one was dancing,
Speaker 1: and she's like, don't act like you don't know the song.
Speaker 3: She literally was the biggest song of the year heads the.
Speaker 1: Award correct Like, good for her, Like she's just healed,
Speaker 1: she's moved on, She's fucking hot. She doesn't give a
Speaker 1: shit about anyone, and she wins a walk like that
Speaker 1: what everyone wants in life.
Speaker 4: You're very much preaching to the converted. I've been a
Speaker 4: big Miley fan for years. I always drunk by her
Speaker 4: merch online. We've discussed you've worn the merch on one
Speaker 4: of the shows. The only thing that I struggled with
Speaker 4: as a Miley fan is standing by her when she
Speaker 4: makes dreadful hair decisions, including that disaster.
Speaker 3: No, I love that hair, Like the mullet era.
Speaker 4: I was like, God, you're pushing it, Destiny, You're pushing it.
Speaker 3: That's her real name, is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Destiny? Are you kidding? Fake fan over here? I haven't
Speaker 3: even had that with her real name.
Speaker 1: I'm a new fan.
Speaker 5: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: She'd have the same success if she was Destiny Cyrus.
Speaker 1: I don't actually.
Speaker 4: What's her porn name? If that's her real name, think
Speaker 4: she could Destiny Destiny?
Speaker 1: No, wait, there is name one other famous Destiny exactly,
Speaker 1: thank you child, other than the three kids, and okay
Speaker 1: that turned out for them. Destiny's child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the mullet era during Unplastic Cards, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I love the mullet that's what big.
Speaker 4: She had beautiful hair before that, and then the beautiful
Speaker 4: hair came back and she decided to do that to it.
Speaker 4: Grammy's that big puffy situation. I was like, oh, Miley,
Speaker 4: you stupid girl.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I liked it, but don't you look look at Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift and go is so annoying. And then you look
Speaker 1: at Miley and you go, you're so cool?
Speaker 5: Why do we have to compare them both?
Speaker 1: Thanks her fucking a lot. I'm not speaking now that
Speaker 1: actually really suits me? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches. If you don't, you're a tickhead. Mitch's left
Speaker 3: the building no longer speaking. Oh you couldn't help yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm just being attacked. And you know what, Today I
Speaker 1: was going to reveal everything that happened in Europe. But no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say a thing. I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not a little peak behind the scenes idiots.
Speaker 4: He did reveal everything that happened in Europe while the
Speaker 4: MIC's are on, and I threatened to edit it into
Speaker 4: my next episode, but he's like, Joan, we've ever gone
Speaker 4: the giant dumb fuck. It would be so easy for
Speaker 4: me to just put that in the episode. You could
Speaker 4: have ruined my career a hundred times over actually how
Speaker 4: many episodes? There was nothing career ruining about it. It's
Speaker 4: actually quite boring for so, I don't know why you're
Speaker 4: withholding it. Speaking of boring, said, I talk about my holiday.
Speaker 1: Well, who's going? Who were doing? First Jennies or your
Speaker 1: trip stories?
Speaker 3: Why don't I kick it off? Jane's going to be
Speaker 3: a dramatic ending, I think if her fables anything to
Speaker 3: go by.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't have any epics stories about going
Speaker 4: to nightclubs or catching diseases.
Speaker 1: I didn't do heaps over the holiday.
Speaker 4: Which is why I'm nervous to talk about it, because
Speaker 4: my fear is that it's boring. I think it's interesting,
Speaker 4: but it might be boring to other people.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Mitchell, We're fine, We're ready, we're friends,
Speaker 1: we're friends. First.
Speaker 5: I don't think it'll be boring.
Speaker 1: And you're really like hyping it up to be terrible,
Speaker 1: like give yourself some slash.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to come out the gates and line
Speaker 4: be like I've got these epic stories.
Speaker 3: I just that's I'm being self aware of anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good, Yeah, So just tell us the biggest
Speaker 1: thing that happened on the trip.
Speaker 4: Oh see, that's the problem. I don't have the biggest thing.
Speaker 4: I've just got a few things, the little things go
Speaker 4: go go, spit it out. Okay, well where should I start,
Speaker 4: best one?
Speaker 3: I'll do them in.
Speaker 5: Order, okay, Okay, yeahchological.
Speaker 1: That's a good place to start.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So we were going home for Christmas in bogen Gate, right,
Speaker 4: Sean and I and we got in the car and
Speaker 4: as we're about to leave Sydney, I indicate left and
Speaker 4: a big thing comes up on the car saying check
Speaker 4: rear indicator.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, ah, fuck. So we pulled over and
Speaker 4: sure enough, the left indicator at the back wasn't working.
Speaker 4: Oh and Sean was in such a teas about that,
Speaker 4: because he's a stickler for the rules.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck it, it'll be right.
Speaker 4: And I said, listen, we've got a family friend that
Speaker 4: lives in Western Sydney forty minutes drive away, and she's
Speaker 4: good with cars.
Speaker 3: Shanna knows that she'll fix the blinker. It's all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shan's great.
Speaker 3: So I was like, all we have to do is
Speaker 3: driver to Shann's place.
Speaker 4: There's only one left turn to get there, and in
Speaker 4: that situation, I'll just pop the hazards on because I
Speaker 4: can't indicate left. But I have put the hazards on,
Speaker 4: and at least they'll know that this car's about to
Speaker 4: do something. Keep an eye out. It was later pointed
Speaker 4: out to me that by putting the hazards on because
Speaker 4: the left one's out, it's actually worse.
Speaker 3: I'm indicating right now the only.
Speaker 1: One that's the point because the light's broken.
Speaker 3: Yep. And so we got to Shann's place. We tried
Speaker 3: to fix it.
Speaker 4: She couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. The
Speaker 4: bulbs were fine, the fuses were fine. None of the
Speaker 4: mobile mechanics would come out because they were all booked,
Speaker 4: and so I thought, let's.
Speaker 1: Just risk it.
Speaker 4: Sean, We're driving to Bogen Gate, and I reckon. I
Speaker 4: won't even need the left hand indicator that much. I
Speaker 4: don't think i'll need it. Guess how many I can
Speaker 4: I gets?
Speaker 3: How many left turns they were?
Speaker 1: How many three to get to Bogan Gate.
Speaker 3: A seven hour drive, there's only three left turns.
Speaker 1: That makes it's very cool. I actually like that. That's
Speaker 1: a good story.
Speaker 4: And one of them, one of the left turns was
Speaker 4: in Bathists and there was a left turning lane anyway,
Speaker 4: So why the fuck else would I be in it?
Speaker 4: If a branding left and the other two were in
Speaker 4: parks and bog and gate there were no cars around.
Speaker 1: No police to get you.
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing that.
Speaker 1: It's not lining up for two hours in Berlin winter
Speaker 1: to get to an exclusive nightclub.
Speaker 3: So my indicator was out, but I barely needed it. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I actually really enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you get to bog and gay anything from
Speaker 1: anything there?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I mentioned in the last episode of last
Speaker 4: year one of them that I wanted to take my
Speaker 4: nieces and nephew to the zoo. Wouldn't that be a
Speaker 4: cute thing to do? The mum was shitting on the
Speaker 4: idea because she thought it was gonna be too hot.
Speaker 4: We ended up going.
Speaker 1: We ended up going gorgeous.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that it's a big fucking zoo, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's not like an aquarium where you just wander around
Speaker 4: the halls.
Speaker 1: No, it's massive.
Speaker 3: It's five kilometers.
Speaker 5: I was viciously attacked by a magpie.
Speaker 3: Well, now that's way more interesting than anything I'm about
Speaker 3: to say. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: I really really want to hear that story. Now tell
Speaker 1: me about your nieces and nephews and how they enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Anna Froth the mere cat, that's good. Noah fucking loves
Speaker 3: an elephant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure he does.
Speaker 3: Shalon Or didn't know what the fuck was going on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, But because it was such a big zoo,
Speaker 4: we ended up hiring bikes. Yes, And that was the
Speaker 4: first time I'd ridden a bike in many years. And
Speaker 4: I was like, A, I missed this and b I'm
Speaker 4: fucking good at this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Everyone kept commenting, Mitchell, you look like you were born
Speaker 3: for that. You look really graceful on the bike.
Speaker 5: This is lucky. It wasn't magpie season.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, Well, as a cyclist in my pro
Speaker 4: tea right here, if you put googly eyes on the
Speaker 4: top of your helmet, you look like a dick. Well,
Speaker 4: no one's looking at you from above except magpies, and
Speaker 4: they don't like eye contact.
Speaker 3: And if you're going on your dumb bitch walks like you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you see a magpie, just make unbroken eye contact.
Speaker 3: They won't come near you. They're cowards. They only thwip
Speaker 3: you when they can't see your face, I don't want
Speaker 3: to try that.
Speaker 5: Well, ten year old me didn't know that, you know,
Speaker 5: for next time.
Speaker 1: Right, So that's kind of the inception of the bike.
Speaker 1: So now would you tell the bike story because there's goods.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying the rese far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this story's got a bike.
Speaker 1: No, we saw the videos you ride up the hill?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually here's something. I went to my local
Speaker 3: bike shop.
Speaker 4: I walked in and I thought it was going to
Speaker 4: be a pretty straightforward interaction. Hi, I'm here to buy
Speaker 4: a bike. Yeah tell me one. No one said Hi,
Speaker 4: how can I help you? And I was looking pretty
Speaker 4: fucking clueless, just wandering around. It's not a big bike shop.
Speaker 4: There's not like heaps of islets that can go down.
Speaker 4: I'm wandering around, just me like, can someone offer to
Speaker 4: help me. It was half an hour later that I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck this, I'm out.
Speaker 3: So I left that one.
Speaker 4: I boycotted that business and then went to the next
Speaker 4: nearest one and they were very helpful.
Speaker 1: Wow is that interesting. It's a good that's a good
Speaker 1: lesson for small business owners story. Now that's good.
Speaker 4: If you go to a bike shop and there's someone
Speaker 4: looking clueless about the bikes, chances are they don't have
Speaker 4: one and might want to buy one.
Speaker 1: That's true that this podcasts is also informative as well
Speaker 1: as entertaining. That's a good story.
Speaker 4: So I got the bike and I'm loving it. My friendly,
Speaker 4: my family ober Gina or is it Aubergina because it's purple.
Speaker 3: It's fucking beautiful Aubergeene. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm loving.
Speaker 4: It even if i'm even if I'm hungover, I go
Speaker 4: for bike rides because I actually enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 4: The hangover was enough of an excuse for me not
Speaker 4: to go for a walk. Oh no, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 4: but I still I even do it when I'm hungover.
Speaker 3: Ride the bike. I'm loving it.
Speaker 1: I've had a seat on the bike. I've written Mitchell's Bike,
Speaker 1: I've written Fenwi.
Speaker 3: I don't think you have I have Saturday all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we didn't take it out.
Speaker 1: She was in your living room. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I'm sticking to the parks the time, of course. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a bit.
Speaker 4: Too nervous to go on the roads, but everyone's dogs
Speaker 4: at this park.
Speaker 3: It started to fuck me off.
Speaker 4: So on Sunday, I'm doing a cycling in the city course. Oh,
Speaker 4: to build up my confidence on the road too, weird.
Speaker 1: How does that work?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's booked course and then I rock up with my
Speaker 4: bike and they tell me when to use the bell and.
Speaker 1: When to cycle.
Speaker 3: And now you have to indicate with your hand. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm used to not having indicators. Yeah, but for some
Speaker 4: reason right now, I feel really self conscious stick in
Speaker 4: my hand out.
Speaker 1: I feel like a fuck with no no no.
Speaker 4: Well that's why I'm doing the course so that I
Speaker 4: can do call. I've studied this, I studied this, I
Speaker 4: can do it. I prefer to have a hand if
Speaker 4: I'm behind a cyclist, put the hand out.
Speaker 1: I like to know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I go on the road because I
Speaker 3: feel like an idiot putting my hand out. But after
Speaker 3: Sunday when I do my course.
Speaker 1: This is Mitchell. These are great stories. I'm listening still
Speaker 1: and great fat. I mean, you couldn't move on from
Speaker 1: the bike now.
Speaker 3: The bike Actually like to say that what else happened
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 1: Any trauma, any incidents seeming funny? You mean, god, that'd
Speaker 1: be funny for pod.
Speaker 3: This is like a feel good story.
Speaker 1: Great love it. This is like a give back. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: So when I moved to the new suburb I'm in,
Speaker 4: I have to sort of start from scratch with everything.
Speaker 4: I had to get a new chemist, a new go
Speaker 4: to supermarket. I didn't need to get a new hair dress.
Speaker 4: I've tracked down Franco so that.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I need to get a new GP,
Speaker 4: and you go to When I was in five Doc,
Speaker 4: I used to have an amazing GP, doctor Madeleine. I
Speaker 4: loved her and it felt like she actually cared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's all you need. Makes all the difference.
Speaker 4: Have you ever gone to a GP to get a
Speaker 4: mental health care plan and that it's like okay, and
Speaker 4: then they give you the mental health care plan to go.
Speaker 3: To the shrink? Yes, she's like, oh Mitchell, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Like she was so gorgeous.
Speaker 4: And then when I was living in five Dog a
Speaker 4: few years ago, when she was my go to GP,
Speaker 4: she just vanished. She wasn't there anymore. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: where doctor Madeline go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the missing GP, my missing GP.
Speaker 3: I loved her.
Speaker 1: What happens She's alive?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Yes, well she ended up coming back in five Doc.
Speaker 4: I was like, Madeline's back yeah, and she turns out
Speaker 4: she was on maternity leak, so we were reunited.
Speaker 3: But then I left five doc but you.
Speaker 1: Could still drive, still drive to Glebe to see my
Speaker 1: great GP.
Speaker 3: And now she's vanished again.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but now that's a good story.
Speaker 4: However, oh fuck, this is the feel good part. I
Speaker 4: was at a yoga class recently.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're into that, and I.
Speaker 5: Was like, is that Madeleine?
Speaker 4: To this day, I don't know if it's her. It
Speaker 4: just looked an awful lot like her, which reminded me
Speaker 4: of her. I hadn't thought about her for a while,
Speaker 4: so I googled her.
Speaker 3: Guess where she works? Now? Where fucking down the end
Speaker 3: of my street?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh in the bike store. She didn't serve you full circle.
Speaker 1: She's a beach now. She doesn't want to talk to you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: The point is I found Madeleine and I've literally got
Speaker 3: on a point with her. Tomorrow Okay. She had a
Speaker 3: two month waiting list and had to book an appointment.
Speaker 3: I'm not ill, so I just had to get in.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow I'm going have to make some shit up
Speaker 3: just so I can get in with Madeleine.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you not say I found Madeline on this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's totally triggering, and you wrap, Yeah, we're fifty cents
Speaker 1: off donating to the kidio there.
Speaker 3: I why what do you mean?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, I owed two bucks this
Speaker 1: funny year. Wait till you've made a doctor's appointment just
Speaker 1: to be reunited.
Speaker 3: Yes, because she only takes that. She only takes a
Speaker 3: certain amount of new patients.
Speaker 1: But you're not new.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: I tried to fucking explain that to the guy on reception,
Speaker 4: who was such a bit by the way, but it
Speaker 4: doesn't count because it was a different doctors. But at
Speaker 4: the point is I'll tell Madaline. He said, Hi, that
Speaker 4: was that was something good that happened. I found out
Speaker 4: these stories are fantastic.
Speaker 3: I'm probably, I'm probably yeah, no, I'm probably.
Speaker 1: My cup is full with with Mitch staying at home stories,
Speaker 1: any adrenaline moments? Did you fall off the bike?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, so far, so good. How are you and Shan fine?
Speaker 4: She's actually become very affectionate, borderline needy, leaps and bounds.
Speaker 4: She's not an anxious little girl.
Speaker 1: And that's a full plates. Ye, your hairs looks it.
Speaker 3: Looks nice, very pretty. You got rings on? What else?
Speaker 3: What else? Did you know?
Speaker 1: Well, this is probably all I've got left, That's right.
Speaker 1: I was probably at my peak anyway, probably all I
Speaker 1: can take.
Speaker 4: Something exciting happened, yeah, with so full story is that
Speaker 4: someone messaged me because they saw an Instagram story I
Speaker 4: posted around the house and said, I love your couch.
Speaker 3: Where'd you get it?
Speaker 4: And so I went onto the website to copy and
Speaker 4: paste the link, just to send it to them. And
Speaker 4: then while I was on the website, I saw the reviews,
Speaker 4: and all the reviews were saying, it's a bit too
Speaker 4: fucking firm. It's not a comfy couch. It's too firm, right,
Speaker 4: I'd never noticed before. But then I thought about it,
Speaker 4: and I was like, gee, my mattress is a bit firm,
Speaker 4: Like I like the mattress for that reason. I quite
Speaker 4: like a firm mattress. But if my couch is firm too,
Speaker 4: I've got nowhere to relax. And I wonder I'm a
Speaker 4: tense bitch all the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's finally the reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, I figured it out, and so I got
Speaker 4: a new mattress topper. Oh, because well, I can't really
Speaker 4: do anything about the count.
Speaker 3: But I can't get a new mattress topper and oh
Speaker 3: it's heavenly.
Speaker 1: No, I've got a mattress topper.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's called like the pillow top. Mine's the
Speaker 3: Neptune blanket, I believe.
Speaker 1: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Not sponsored. That was really exciting for me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm having at a night's sleep.
Speaker 3: My neck feels better.
Speaker 1: Everything writing that one down my back.
Speaker 3: Tell friends, I getting started on my pussy in my crack,
Speaker 3: and I don't think we should at the time, you don't, Well, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: as riveting as they were, I think that I think
Speaker 3: that we're probably capped.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of stories that were great. I've had
Speaker 1: more stories than I had, and that sounded.
Speaker 5: I really enjoyed them, and I learned a lot about
Speaker 5: magpies and bike riding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you go to Bali later in the stories
Speaker 1: from Bali.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, are you saying they weren't good?
Speaker 1: Story?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: God, no, no, no, no, no, no, just different, just
Speaker 1: different to what we've come to expect.
Speaker 4: At least I went into detail on like you and
Speaker 4: the fucking Fox overseas, What do.
Speaker 1: You guys want from me? I had fun and that's
Speaker 1: the end of that.
Speaker 3: In what cities did you sleep with people? No names?
Speaker 1: I came back from Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't have it came.
Speaker 1: Let's just say it wouldn't be surprised if there were
Speaker 1: some bastard sons coming out of Europe.
Speaker 4: So you did have a gang bang with the straight
Speaker 4: couple of time and you knocked her up ck knocked.
Speaker 4: You can say that given me.
Speaker 1: The Okay, shall we move on to fable time? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I agree. Jenna's fable time is if you're new here
Speaker 1: or if you haven't heard one of these before. Jenna
Speaker 1: has lived many and many a life. Her life is perpetual.
Speaker 1: She's lived in many different generations, timelines. The theory is
Speaker 1: that she is what killed the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: But the cousin.
Speaker 1: Yes, true, it goes back that far. Well, everyone said
Speaker 1: the serpent drop the apple. But if you look at
Speaker 1: all the paintings.
Speaker 3: Like behavior continues to this act exactly.
Speaker 1: You can see it in the oil painting. I went
Speaker 1: to the louver recently. I saw it. I saw it.
Speaker 1: You actually do look a lot like the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, So you have another fable for us.
Speaker 4: Yes I do, Okay, okay, so this is about your holiday?
Speaker 5: Yes, my cruising holiday, and as.
Speaker 3: We know, your holidays never in will so was it?
Speaker 5: I ended nicely?
Speaker 3: Have you got the fable music?
Speaker 1: Of course, it's ready to go, all right, Jenna's our
Speaker 1: third Fable.
Speaker 5: So I was so excited for my Royal Princess cruise.
Speaker 5: And as soon as I got there, out to wait
Speaker 5: three hours to get on board.
Speaker 3: Did your co host come to wave you off? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah she did? But did yeah, yeah she did, and
Speaker 5: we facetimed as the boat left.
Speaker 3: Are you guys in a relationship?
Speaker 5: No, I was gonna say it's married.
Speaker 4: It sounds like she's really rubbing in how much closer
Speaker 4: she is with her other co hosts compared to us.
Speaker 5: Anyway, she made my calls.
Speaker 3: If I tried to face time her, she.
Speaker 5: Was face We were facetiming, and then the Royal Princess
Speaker 5: did the love boat theme song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that was the horn theme song? The horn?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How long did it go for because we were theorizing.
Speaker 5: About three minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh that's too much for a horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what the purpose of horn is.
Speaker 4: And very closer to Rongaz, you'd spook the fucking giraff
Speaker 4: those poor cookers.
Speaker 5: No, my other co host is at a nextra.
Speaker 3: Syllable to quacker cookers.
Speaker 5: My other co host Sam, She said that she hears
Speaker 5: that a lot and didn't know where it came from,
Speaker 5: so now she does.
Speaker 3: Because she's close to the harbor as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, sorry, she just hears the love Boat theme
Speaker 1: song for three minutes sometimes and has never wondered where
Speaker 1: the fuck it's coming from.
Speaker 3: Yes, she need a referral. I can recommend doctor Madeline.
Speaker 1: All right, sorry, continue.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it was it was going really really lovely. Who
Speaker 5: you're there with with my mum? So I was facetiming
Speaker 5: Sam and my mum was in the room. Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: The reason the other holidays have gone south is because
Speaker 4: the boys were there.
Speaker 3: Dad and the brother weren't there at this time. It
Speaker 3: might have run smoothly, that's true.
Speaker 5: The sea days were interesting.
Speaker 1: What's the day?
Speaker 5: Sea day is the travel between the destinations, So from
Speaker 5: Sydney to Vanuatu.
Speaker 4: That when you're at sea and when you're completely girt, Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: girt and sea.
Speaker 5: That's when the abuse started.
Speaker 1: I met a girt in Europe.
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's when the abuse started.
Speaker 3: From.
Speaker 5: So they have the the princess patter every day, which
Speaker 5: is an itinery of all the events and activity is
Speaker 5: going on every day. Yeah, yeah, so I did. I
Speaker 5: did zumba, I did line dancing, I did Wake Up
Speaker 5: and Dance. I did art gallery auction.
Speaker 1: Did you buy any art?
Speaker 5: I accidentally bought a Scooby Doo art thing for seven
Speaker 5: hundred dollars because they indently they gave me mimosis.
Speaker 1: Oh dear idea, because they went, we didn't think anyone
Speaker 1: to buy this Scooby Doo painting anyway.
Speaker 3: Did you actually pay for it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I got to live it last week. I forgot
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 3: Oh what is it? It's seven hundred year said yes.
Speaker 1: For Scooby is Shaggy in it and Velma at.
Speaker 3: Least for it.
Speaker 5: It's like a Halloween thing.
Speaker 1: How did you accidentally bid? Because you're maybe because your
Speaker 1: hands quiver. They thought that was an option.
Speaker 5: Okay, So because it bit at ninety dollars, I was like,
Speaker 5: I'll have that for ninety I didn't take into account
Speaker 5: the shipping, the framing, got what all of that.
Speaker 3: So that's how they get you this framing. All said
Speaker 3: that to my house in please, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's the world's worst piece. Of art. Sure, okay, can
Speaker 1: you just repeat how.
Speaker 3: Much you paid for that?
Speaker 5: It was seven hundred and ninety.
Speaker 3: Now that's worse than an earthquake. You're right, that is
Speaker 3: a disaster.
Speaker 5: Yes, anyway, so that happened, and I didn't It didn't
Speaker 5: really sink in until I saw my credit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't they think anyway.
Speaker 5: It wasn't until the fruit and vegetable carving that things
Speaker 5: took a turn.
Speaker 4: There's only so many fruits and or vegetables that you
Speaker 4: can carve pumpkins.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you can't go carving. You can't have a melon.
Speaker 5: No, they're pretty impressive, Jenna.
Speaker 1: We don't need photos, or I.
Speaker 5: Show you the photos. It's the events that led up
Speaker 5: to these photo I can only imagine pretty trauma.
Speaker 3: They're pretty bold to trust you with any sort of
Speaker 3: carving device. Blade.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you make that.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't make I watched the make it.
Speaker 1: It's a rat made out of what.
Speaker 3: Wait, did you have the option to participate that you didn't.
Speaker 5: No, no one could participate.
Speaker 3: So you just watch other people carve fruit and shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he could watch ready to any cook with me?
Speaker 5: There's nothing else on the boat. So that's the most
Speaker 5: entertaining part.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's got to be more than all right now,
Speaker 1: when you said there's a turn and there's been abuse,
Speaker 1: so get to it.
Speaker 5: So I was watching the carving, really entertained by it.
Speaker 5: And at the end everybody could go up and take
Speaker 5: photos of each carving. You did, and I was very
Speaker 5: excited to do it. I waited in line and it
Speaker 5: came to my turn, and I was taking my photos.
Speaker 5: And because the ship was primarily made up of old people,
Speaker 5: I got abused and accused of pushing in.
Speaker 4: And to take a photo of someone else's carve, that's
Speaker 4: a big deal to the elderly.
Speaker 5: So one of them says, oh, young people these days
Speaker 5: don't know what patience means. Another one says, yeah, what
Speaker 5: does patients mean to them? Then another one at it,
Speaker 5: and then another and another and another.
Speaker 3: The problem with.
Speaker 4: These old badies is that because they're partially deaf, they
Speaker 4: don't realize how loud they're being.
Speaker 5: Yes. Yes, And I was really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You knew they were talking, and.
Speaker 5: I started to tear up. I got really, you were
Speaker 5: really upset, and they were all like, look, she pushed in,
Speaker 5: she pushed in, she's taking those photos. Oh, this poor
Speaker 5: lady here, Betty's been waiting for five minutes and she
Speaker 5: pushed in and all that, and then the stuff.
Speaker 4: Betty's going to take a photo on the iPad and
Speaker 4: they were all.
Speaker 1: Yeah with the folio case it folds down, and the.
Speaker 5: Digital cameras staff had to alicetair. One of the cruise
Speaker 5: directors had to come down and kind of intervene and
Speaker 5: be like, no, it's okay, everybody, we're forming a line,
Speaker 5: and then accused me of pushing in. Yeah, oh no, Anyway,
Speaker 5: I was crying while I was getting these photos. Yes,
Speaker 5: I was very upset.
Speaker 1: Are they live photos that you just showed us? Because
Speaker 1: you hold your can we hear the weeps? It would
Speaker 1: potentially they.
Speaker 5: Do like, no, they're not like they're not live.
Speaker 1: Of course, because you'd lined up for so long, you
Speaker 1: know you didn't you cut in.
Speaker 4: What you should have done is just let the intrusive
Speaker 4: thoughts take over while you're there and these people are
Speaker 4: talking smack, you pick up that fucking blade and you
Speaker 4: teach them a lesson.
Speaker 3: No, the thing is, I'm going to carve you.
Speaker 1: Do you go to carve your melony?
Speaker 5: I got back to the table where my Mum was
Speaker 5: sitting and explained what had happened, and she's like, oh no,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I'm going to get those women back.
Speaker 3: Can we do a dramatic reenactment.
Speaker 4: You do the dot Wiggans voice and talk smack about
Speaker 4: Jenna breath very loudly.
Speaker 1: We'll get the camera. Paul, it's in the bag here,
Speaker 1: you're next in line.
Speaker 3: Young girl push in.
Speaker 1: Dan's ridden girl pushed. It looks like she's covered in
Speaker 1: the phone thin powder.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me? Push fat pitch my quarters? Who
Speaker 3: know she's crying for what reason? Girl's decision make him
Speaker 3: like they usual.
Speaker 1: Sickering.
Speaker 3: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Can I imagine?
Speaker 3: Why didn't you huck up Jenna?
Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't it. I didn't have the courage until
Speaker 5: I sat back down and tried to identify.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, clearly she's being worked up. Let's move on. Okay,
Speaker 1: why were you with the captain of the ship and
Speaker 1: why was he not striving the vessel? Why were you
Speaker 1: pouring champagne with him in the middle of a grand dining.
Speaker 5: Hall that was formal light. So there's three formal lights
Speaker 5: on the boat. Ray where you have to dress up.
Speaker 5: The men are wearing tuxedos and all of it. And
Speaker 5: they had like the Captain's welcome event. So I was
Speaker 5: picked to pour the champagne.
Speaker 1: Of all how many people on this ship?
Speaker 5: Well at this event there were probably like two hundred.
Speaker 1: And how did you get picked?
Speaker 5: I put my hand up because I crept to the front.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it's got to be. It'd just be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: one for you from my heart. Yeah for you.
Speaker 1: Now I imagine what Linda was saying from the bleachers again,
Speaker 1: she's pushing it again. Okay, So that was great.
Speaker 5: The first stop was for and as you know, my
Speaker 5: past holiday to Vanas who ended in an earthquake.
Speaker 3: Why you went back to the same place, like, surely I.
Speaker 5: Didn't choose that was I was excited for Fiji. But
Speaker 5: we went to Mystery Island. The day we arrived, it
Speaker 5: was shocking weather.
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 5: It was pouring, it was windy, the boat was rocking.
Speaker 5: We had to take little tender boats to get to
Speaker 5: the island, so we did. We had a tour ready,
Speaker 5: but the tour got canceled once we got over there,
Speaker 5: so we were stuck on this island. There was hurricane
Speaker 5: warnings and I'm like, oh great, so I had to
Speaker 5: sit and get my hair braided.
Speaker 1: You didn't. I did know your a public figure.
Speaker 5: While they were doing it, I was like, what am
Speaker 5: I doing? This most horrific thing ever? But I wanted
Speaker 5: to support the local.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, there's got to be something else you
Speaker 3: can do to support them.
Speaker 5: At this point, there was nothing.
Speaker 1: Could you give them cash? They don't even have to
Speaker 1: give a service.
Speaker 5: No, she really wanted to.
Speaker 1: Okay, we have beautiful hair. I can see why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they would have.
Speaker 3: Taken her ages.
Speaker 5: It took two hours. Me.
Speaker 1: How much did you pay it?
Speaker 3: And did you rip them straight out? No?
Speaker 5: I had them for a few days. I wanted to
Speaker 5: show my support, of course, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm never getting off this boat without them, because half
Speaker 5: of half of the even the old people, had them
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: Are there any photos of you, any photo evidence of you? Yeah,
Speaker 4: there is cultural appropriate post it.
Speaker 5: And I said to my mum, no, you're not taking
Speaker 5: any photos of me with this hair.
Speaker 4: I just refused to believe that. You didn't have a
Speaker 4: choice totally. You could have not done that.
Speaker 5: No, okay, So that was the only part of the
Speaker 5: sheltered part of the island and it was pouring and
Speaker 5: there was a hurricany.
Speaker 1: I can feel for you, okay, what they feel for you,
Speaker 1: but no, no, yeah, I have option to, but I'm
Speaker 1: choosing not to.
Speaker 3: It's possible.
Speaker 5: The waiter back on the boat asked me when my
Speaker 5: next rap albums thing released?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my god, Jenna, I wouldn't be saying this
Speaker 1: on the record. Yeah, this isn't good, Jamie show the photo.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh Jenna, they're they're fucking dreadloge their corner.
Speaker 3: That's like, oh my god, have you seen you said
Speaker 3: earlier we'll post it.
Speaker 1: We will not posting this. We want to keep our account.
Speaker 1: You look like Amanda Bynes the moment she got released
Speaker 1: from rehab.
Speaker 5: No one is going to see these photos anyway. A
Speaker 5: few days later, I had to take it out and
Speaker 5: it was horrendous.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like something that's straightforward. Trying to take
Speaker 3: those down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you look like Beyonce Knowles.
Speaker 5: Water wouldn't make it stop. I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: I'm stuck with this.
Speaker 3: Afro Jna not an afro.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not. Oh my god, you look like Gypsy
Speaker 1: Rose Blanchard.
Speaker 5: Who is horrendous.
Speaker 1: All right, if one final story for the fable? What
Speaker 1: was there any closing notes?
Speaker 5: Oh, let me look through these photos. Oh yes, so
Speaker 5: I did line dancing every day?
Speaker 1: Yes, why every day?
Speaker 4: Because she just felt like it was in her room
Speaker 4: on a service offered by the ship.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I did line dancing every day, and I was
Speaker 5: the class favorite. So I got to go on stage
Speaker 5: and do light and dancing with the teacher.
Speaker 1: I just pushed in again, of course, constant me, me, me.
Speaker 1: It was the Jenner cruise. And then also, you're the
Speaker 1: princess of the bishop to the first day.
Speaker 5: As soon as I got on and went up to
Speaker 5: the buffet, there was an old lady who fell in
Speaker 5: front of me and broke a hip.
Speaker 1: That's awful.
Speaker 5: No, it was terrible because she just had a hip replacement,
Speaker 5: not the good hip. No, the bad hip again.
Speaker 1: Well, now I should be bionic.
Speaker 3: She'll get the replaced one. Is still into action, That's
Speaker 3: what's important.
Speaker 1: Did anyone pass on the ship, because people do die
Speaker 1: on ship.
Speaker 5: Somebody in the Facebook group somebody did that. They went
Speaker 5: to the medical center and asked how many people got
Speaker 5: COVID and how many people died? I think thirty got
Speaker 5: COVID and then when zero deaths.
Speaker 3: Thirty, Oh my god, yes, wow, I don't want to
Speaker 3: wrap you ear.
Speaker 5: I was walking around and this guy shat in front
Speaker 5: of me.
Speaker 3: I would have left with that.
Speaker 5: That just came to minds by the river, I was like,
Speaker 5: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeahould have been the first story.
Speaker 5: I just remember he just oh, he just came out.
Speaker 3: Did he put his pants down to do it? Squatted
Speaker 3: and just kind of fall out.
Speaker 5: The name squatted?
Speaker 1: Was it firm?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: One of those things that you really can't go away from,
Speaker 1: can you know?
Speaker 5: And I didn't know what to do because I didn't
Speaker 5: want to be disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Was he a local? Was he from the crew?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, so you just ignored it.
Speaker 5: I just walked around him.
Speaker 1: Well, Jenna, one of the better fables. We've added it
Speaker 1: to the bad about mine.
Speaker 3: No, suddenly i't have to go anywhere to have an
Speaker 3: eventful holiday.
Speaker 1: No no.
Speaker 5: And then I got fat shamed, who by the old people.
Speaker 1: I want toy you pissed them offfy cutting line. I'd
Speaker 1: fat shame you.
Speaker 5: Too, because I got a cake, like a cake slice,
Speaker 5: and it's a big cake slice, and all of them
Speaker 5: are like, oh, you're having a big slice and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh no, I'm sharing it with my mum. And they're like,
Speaker 5: oh sure, and I'm like, no, I am.
Speaker 1: I swear you know that is not fat shamed. No, no, Jess,
Speaker 1: And she'll talk to you about fat shaming.
Speaker 5: You don't know how it felt carrying that. Yes, I
Speaker 5: do slice of cake across the piazza.
Speaker 3: My heart bleed?
Speaker 1: Really does it really does?
Speaker 5: Anyway? I befriended some of the performers on the cruise
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 3: I bet you did. Who gave a little performance of
Speaker 3: your own? No doubt?
Speaker 1: Did you get did you get lucky? Did you sleep
Speaker 1: with anyone?
Speaker 5: What a ninety year old man?
Speaker 3: Weren't you the youngest by far?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it? Would you go back?
Speaker 5: Yes? But probably on a young cruise.
Speaker 3: Ok.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know how I said before that old people
Speaker 4: don't realize how loud they've been because they're partially dead. Yeah,
Speaker 4: speaking of fat shame, and my name's the worst for it.
Speaker 4: We'll be at like family functions and should have start
Speaker 4: talking about one of the relatives and every years.
Speaker 1: Now of course, like.
Speaker 3: Jay, she's sect it on. She hasn't lost any of
Speaker 3: that baby wait, shocking. Yeah, it's a shame she's so fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah that level?
Speaker 1: Yes, interesting? Yes, all right, well listen, we've had Jenni's fable,
Speaker 1: We've had Mitch's story time, you've had my Europe trip.
Speaker 1: Are we deciding on who had the best holiday?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it the least boring? That's what we're crowning who
Speaker 4: had the least boring stories? Because like, in a way,
Speaker 4: I'm happy for you dinner. You didn't have anything get
Speaker 4: them in the natural disasters.
Speaker 5: Almost the hurricane on what someone did two in front
Speaker 5: of you. That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did culturally appropriate.
Speaker 5: I know, but I'm really guilty, Like I'm ashamed for that.
Speaker 5: That's one of my life regrets. I don't I'm not
Speaker 5: happy to know. Yes, I'm honest.
Speaker 1: The Blinker story really did get I really enjoyed it. It
Speaker 1: was funny, it was well said.
Speaker 3: And the But it's funny because I've actually told that
Speaker 3: story to a few people I r L and they
Speaker 3: I'm not interested at all, And I'm like, isn't that amazing? Though?
Speaker 5: There's like three left turns that's yeah, all the seven
Speaker 5: hour drive, and two of them no one was around
Speaker 5: anyone that was insightful, and one of them there was
Speaker 5: the left turning lane.
Speaker 3: You know what, you need to tell it.
Speaker 1: Again, didn't like it that much. And my of course
Speaker 1: Bergheim story and my Gonnorrhea story, well we don't know.
Speaker 5: Yes, I wish you were doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.
Speaker 3: No, you don't get to it's a ship story because
Speaker 3: there's no details you've gotten in here knows.
Speaker 1: You know as well. You know the truth, and you're
Speaker 1: pretending you don't.
Speaker 3: That's no, but you both do. You've seen.
Speaker 4: How do you expect our idiots to vote that you
Speaker 4: had the most exciting holiday if you're withholding information, which, frankly,
Speaker 4: because I do know the true it's not worth it.
Speaker 3: Withholding it's not even that interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell it good if no one
Speaker 1: wants to know, no one's going to tell it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it again.
Speaker 1: I'm voting my story was the best. You would what
Speaker 1: are you voting?
Speaker 3: Wait? No, it's not. It's not that black and white.
Speaker 4: It's not about whose story was the best, because it
Speaker 4: could be a ship story, but you tell it well.
Speaker 4: But if it's terms of like most eventful holiday, it
Speaker 4: would probably be you only because you actually went and
Speaker 4: did things that you wouldn't normally do.
Speaker 5: You went to Europe.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, funny and then of course Jenna's story. Of
Speaker 1: course that's not the real horn. It is the love
Speaker 1: vote three minute version. Yes, theme song. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let us know DM a couple of mites.
Speaker 3: Who are you voting for? Dienner? So hold on? You
Speaker 3: had the least.
Speaker 5: Boring, the least boring, I'd say, Mitchell Koob really, yeah,
Speaker 5: why because you didn't even tell your full story?
Speaker 1: You know all, you know every every detail.
Speaker 5: I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: I message you while I was away.
Speaker 5: You did it.
Speaker 3: I did see your stories mine.
Speaker 4: I was self aware about it being boring, and I
Speaker 4: kind of boiled it down because I knew it was boring.
Speaker 4: Yours could have been summed up by I lined up
Speaker 4: to get into a club, and I got in and
Speaker 4: I drink.
Speaker 1: The art of storytelling is good one.
Speaker 5: I walked around for four hours.
Speaker 4: I loitered and didn't drink at a night that's enough.
Speaker 4: And it's a sex on premises venue, and I didn't have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious. I don't care what people. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I have a great trip. I've had any biotics gonna
Speaker 1: he's gone. I think I've gotta get tested again a week,
Speaker 1: but time will tell. I don't care what anyone thinks.
Speaker 1: So if you want the title, you can have it.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, I really didn't think I would win.
Speaker 4: I think I actually thought I was going to win
Speaker 4: the most boring, and then I'd be like, that's fill
Speaker 4: a win.
Speaker 1: And I was being quite generous. It's like when there's
Speaker 1: a ugly dog and you go, God, it's cute, or
Speaker 1: someone's got an ugly baby. To an ugly dog, no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: com mitchell I compared your stories to an ugly dog.
Speaker 3: Well that's just hurtful. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Please go on about how long you waited in that
Speaker 1: bike store.
Speaker 3: It was thirty minutes, yeah, was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do they still sell pigs pegs?
Speaker 1: Use they're like a silence, so you put on a garden,
Speaker 1: but they to the back wheel and then someone can
Speaker 1: stand on the back Oh.
Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right right. The gun comparison was weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it looks like. I would have
Speaker 3: said a relay boton, but anyway that shows different.
Speaker 1: Oh no more, please reminds.
Speaker 5: Me of the bike tricks when I was in that circus.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Jenna, that's an old fable. Please no more.
Speaker 1: All right, you can, Mitchell, do you want the title?
Speaker 5: Whoa?
Speaker 4: Maybe we live it up to the idiots who had
Speaker 4: the least boring holidays?
Speaker 3: Give the question.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to give the title over because I know
Speaker 1: I had to be. Let's put it over to the idiot. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's over to you idiots.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is time.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the results on Monday's episode in a
Speaker 1: couple of days. Yep, beautiful, and I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care, but I fuck.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to assure?
Speaker 1: I was just about to tell you how many people
Speaker 1: go on Nope, you know me. I say things once,
Speaker 1: which one gave you? Maddie McCann.
Speaker 5: Oh, for fuck sake another dollar.
Speaker 3: Not only have you said her name, but you've implied
Speaker 3: that you fucked her. Oh I did, for God's sake.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, she's been missing that long. She'd be thirty,
Speaker 1: so it's fine.
Speaker 3: She's a child.
Speaker 5: But no, wait, how old would she?
Speaker 3: We don't need to know. I'm interested. I was wondering
Speaker 3: that myself reread my mind.
Speaker 1: Seven dollars to transfer to the video.
Speaker 5: She would be turning twenty one.
Speaker 3: Shit, well that's just your type, isn't that.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for that. It easier, shoot me, I
Speaker 1: had a comfort safe.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so funny. What was it we were
Speaker 3: talking about? You know that the twenty one year old
Speaker 3: in your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's beautiful. You were more exclusive. You were like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: It's twenty one, but he's twenty two soon. And I said,
Speaker 3: you need to stop qualifying it because that makes it
Speaker 3: sound like you believe you're doing something wrong. Do you
Speaker 3: believe you're doing something wrong?
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: No, That's why I'm asking. Well, if you don't, then
Speaker 3: don't apologize for I just say he's fucking twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeaheah, okay, sure.
Speaker 4: I like that's a matter of fact, because he sounded
Speaker 4: so apologetic. You're like, he's twenty one, but he's twenty two, So.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, care about my career. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go out and get corn rows and talk about
Speaker 1: it on a hit podcast.
Speaker 3: Ask me how old Sean is, Mitch?
Speaker 1: How old your partner? Sean?
Speaker 3: He's thirty two, but he only just turn thirty two.
Speaker 3: It's it's fresh. He was thirty one very recently. He's
Speaker 3: actually not very old.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right now, just say it normally it's how
Speaker 1: too yeah, yeah, see you're right. Okay, all right, okay, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. We need to leave. Thank you
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Speaker 5: I just really do regret the corn Rows, Okay, because
Speaker 5: I originally wanted to Jenna afraids Michael.
Speaker 1: You're done, goodbye, Jenna, Bye, love you idiots.
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Speaker 3: Suff Welcome to a to D brief. Our secret segment
Speaker 3: on the end. Do we talk shit? Here? We pretend
Speaker 3: the show it's done. Nothing's really planned. In this section.
Speaker 3: We can just speak our minds.
Speaker 1: Jenny and Mike's on.
Speaker 3: Hello, Yeah, she's back.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Now, guys, none of you have noticed, and no one
Speaker 1: has said anything. Upset neither of you have noticed my
Speaker 1: French tips.
Speaker 3: Well they're not French tips.
Speaker 1: Yes they are. They got like a millimeter of white.
Speaker 1: This is the longest my nails have been in twenty
Speaker 1: eight years.
Speaker 4: If that was what I'm looking for, You're right, you
Speaker 4: haven't bitten them to fucking no end. Yeah, but I
Speaker 4: thought you were saying French tips.
Speaker 3: If you look at my manicure and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you need a refund on that manicure. I'm embarrassed the
Speaker 3: French tip white nail. No, but I thought you meant
Speaker 3: you got your nails done, And I'm like, whoever did them? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh? Why isn't a friendship just a bit of white?
Speaker 4: I think it's a bit more complicated than that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we can't get going on in circles. It's not about that.
Speaker 4: I thought you nails done and nails that have been
Speaker 4: done there.
Speaker 1: Shit, But Mitchell, you've seen my fingers like they're like
Speaker 1: that's the best they've ever been. And the cuticles, I
Speaker 1: don't have strips like a cheese stringer. I just I'm
Speaker 1: really proud of it.
Speaker 3: Well, I've gotten really good at doing me nails and
Speaker 3: like shaping and buffing and all that shit, I can
Speaker 3: do them for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It actually gossip, But I love that.
Speaker 1: I think over we have God. I actually thought that
Speaker 1: the other day. Well, I just had gay anal sex
Speaker 1: and I thought, that's the gayest I've ever been. And
Speaker 1: it's probably right.
Speaker 3: It doesn't get much gayer than that.
Speaker 1: It was so gay, and you know when there's like
Speaker 1: you have a moment of like, wow, that's really what what.
Speaker 4: Could possibly make gay sex gayer? Doing it at a
Speaker 4: lady gagashah or something.
Speaker 1: Totally Yeah, listening to Kim Petres, I've done that. Not
Speaker 1: good music to have sex too, No, I don't think
Speaker 1: so treat me like a slut, Jesus fri. I am Yeah,
Speaker 1: what I'm doing with is poor thing? No that consensual? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well our first LOL of season six. Yay. I love
Speaker 1: a good law. I am happy, Mitchell. If you want
Speaker 1: to win the competition, by the way, just want you know,
Speaker 1: I do not care.
Speaker 4: No, I'm happy to see how it guys. It's also
Speaker 4: not really a competition. It's just like what do you win?
Speaker 3: Really? True? True?
Speaker 5: It's like a bit of fun. Yeah, okay, true, nothing serious.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit bummed actually because I've found out. You
Speaker 4: told me that we only have a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: left using our og studio.
Speaker 3: We're going to be evicted.
Speaker 1: And you know what that means, guys, potentially the end
Speaker 1: of sound effects.
Speaker 3: There's a light at the end of the tunnel. I'm
Speaker 3: not emotional anymore.
Speaker 4: I was more like, oh, it's so sentimental. It's nearly
Speaker 4: been five years that this has been our main studio.
Speaker 4: But they're getting a new building. The radio station.
Speaker 1: KCFM, where we record this from and where I do
Speaker 1: my radio shows from award winning I is moving and
Speaker 1: we will get new state of the art podcast studios.
Speaker 1: But it's a whole new software, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if we can use sound effects.
Speaker 3: They don't have gunshots pre loaded at the new studio.
Speaker 1: No, Wow, they can't take things.
Speaker 5: Like WSFM is going to be here till the end
Speaker 5: of marchship you want to stay here?
Speaker 3: Really? I would actually love to pop back in and
Speaker 3: see how haunted it looks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with being abandoned, where the last one's here?
Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you something. I spoke to the manager.
Speaker 1: I called them, and because this building is a rental,
Speaker 1: they just rent it. I don't own the building. They
Speaker 1: built custom purpose radio studios that we are in. Now,
Speaker 1: what's It's the same as a house rental. What do
Speaker 1: you do when you get your you give your rental back.
Speaker 1: You have to return it to the state you got it.
Speaker 1: So they have to They got to get their bond back, correct,
Speaker 1: they have torn kids have to get their bond back.
Speaker 1: This god forsake the wall. Yeah, they got to knock
Speaker 1: out all the story.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you reckon?
Speaker 4: If I ask the right person, they'll let me in.
Speaker 4: I'll help knock this place to the ground. It'd be
Speaker 4: quite cathartic. I feel I was going to say, God,
Speaker 4: there'd be some good.
Speaker 1: I'd feel great.
Speaker 3: We ask, I want to we we're going to do
Speaker 3: a smash room for hobby Hunt. Let's just smash the
Speaker 3: destroy the studio.
Speaker 4: That'd actually what'd be really fucked in our last podcast
Speaker 4: recorded here in this studio if you accidentally fucking break
Speaker 4: one of the wisness because they're not like they need it.
Speaker 5: But if you do, because you guys would have been
Speaker 5: moved out already, and so if we were here, it
Speaker 5: wouldn't worry you.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: I could drop your humongous Frank Green grenade into that
Speaker 1: wall and just shatter into a thousand pieces.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun. I've loved that.
Speaker 1: Someone. Someone's at the studio.
Speaker 3: We've got to get out of here.
Speaker 1: We do have to get out of it.
Speaker 3: It's Pink.
Speaker 4: See this, This won't happen in the new studio. We
Speaker 4: have our own podcast studio. We might be sharing it
Speaker 4: with the radio shows.
Speaker 1: No, and we're getting a message. Pink is waiting to
Speaker 1: be interviewed. It's an oh ship, it's Pink.
Speaker 3: Put her on.
Speaker 1: What's Pink's real name is? It's not like Sharon because
Speaker 1: she's in town. Everyone Pink is here.
Speaker 3: She would have left by now, surely, No, she's here.
Speaker 1: She's here for three weeks. She's got that many shows.
Speaker 4: Time?
Speaker 3: Why you doing this?
Speaker 5: Get out?
Speaker 1: Hey? Did you hear the news? Leanne Rhymes is the
Speaker 1: new host on the Voice Judge. Oh Yes, Sonya Krug
Speaker 1: is hosting.
Speaker 3: And so hopes everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for her.
Speaker 3: She'll besting this podcast.
Speaker 1: She's been on the show, hasn't she.
Speaker 3: I don't believe so well.
Speaker 1: I can soft launch the first guest of the podcast
Speaker 1: this year? Can I announce it?
Speaker 3: I don't know who it is to going okay.
Speaker 1: And this is true, because I've locked in and I've
Speaker 1: been communicating. I am a guest booker for this show.
Speaker 1: You're the guest book when I book the guests, and
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 3: So it was the last guest you booked?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I think it was Weezer Squeezer.
Speaker 1: Oh shut out half ago. Yeah, the first guest for
Speaker 1: season six? If is it just me? The hit podcast
Speaker 1: is for Darn, the TikTok superstar.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for.
Speaker 1: Dann is a TikTok creator, an Aussie mum, a lawyer,
Speaker 1: a working woman, a creator, a philanthropist, and a loving woman.
Speaker 1: And she will be on this podcast to tell us
Speaker 1: about all your brown eyes. Yeah, she actually does. You
Speaker 1: know it's for Darn talk.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not familiar. I'm gonna to do something.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: I'll go down a rabbit hole, don't.
Speaker 1: Worry about it.
Speaker 3: And I'll look at a videos too.
Speaker 1: Oh my, she's a lawyer, Mitch, So you don't be
Speaker 1: too vulgar.
Speaker 5: She's not here.
Speaker 1: You listen. She's such a talent, she's so fine, she's
Speaker 1: so viral. I bought I got merchet, her merch gifted
Speaker 1: to me for Christmas.
Speaker 5: That's so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Platurday Saturday Cool. So in the next
Speaker 1: coming weeks because we want to come back into a
Speaker 1: first few episodes as us you know, just us family. Sure,
Speaker 1: you know what RuPaul's drag race. When the finale they
Speaker 1: go just family, that's this right, Okay, just the family,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: So when she you're the dad on the day quote
Speaker 3: unquote locked in for well, she'll be here.
Speaker 1: I'm confident in that. She actually sent me her book
Speaker 1: and she said, I can't wait to be on the
Speaker 1: show in Christmas when okay, will you want me to
Speaker 1: book guests?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 1: It And I tried to get Pink, but she was.
Speaker 3: Busy, fucking apparently trying to use our.
Speaker 1: Studio, isn't she Yeah, she's here in four minutes.
Speaker 3: She's actually coming in here.
Speaker 4: No, we're doing We took the pits and she walked
Speaker 4: in and goes get out. Imagine, hey, I need studio.
Speaker 1: Just imagine chatmb wow, they'd be.
Speaker 3: Like Pink.
Speaker 1: Interview ruined Radio DJ Shock Jock with Cornrows shocks Pink
Speaker 1: a dramatic mid studio interview.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least better today.
Speaker 3: That's all just two percent.
Speaker 1: So we do all right, guys, we love you. This
Speaker 1: on your closing music for season six. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm in a movie worl a.
Speaker 4: Lot of decisions without consulting me today, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Just waiting till maybe well, yeah, you walk through and
Speaker 1: you go, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Can I get a cheer up?
Speaker 1: Ma'm the Marilyn Monroe shows on Shrek four DS on
Speaker 1: I might get a new film, guys, an Amelia Exist.
Speaker 3: Bye next week.
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