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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tubers of tech Ministan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we talk about the country of Turkmenistana in

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Speaker 3: this show. I think pretty amazing stuff. Fair to say, Will,

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Speaker 3: what's that the country of turch Well, this is their

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Speaker 3: national anthem? That it would bring Harold Bishop to tears.

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Speaker 3: That that is some of the best tubering you will

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Speaker 3: ever hear. Yeah, so every every Monday we do believe

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Speaker 3: it or not? One Yeah, you were you were good today,

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Speaker 3: You're you're I mean, you're getting very good at this?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Physically? Do I have a tell? I feel like the

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Speaker 3: chief in Casino Royale and you're just reading me. Can

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Speaker 3: you give me?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have a tell in the end though, the shifts.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a red herring.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen the movie Rounders? Would he no?

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Speaker 4: John Malkovich, No, that's s's a very good movie. For

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Speaker 4: having a tell. That's the way he opens his aureo

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Speaker 4: during a poker game.

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Speaker 3: Really, it's all right fast in a poker game. That's

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Speaker 3: that's a flex. That's for another podcast. But do I

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Speaker 3: have a Tael? Will? Do I?

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Speaker 2: Do you have?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Do I have a tell? Because next week might have

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Speaker 3: to do a blindfolder because you're getting too good.

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Speaker 2: No, often I close my eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you do too, But is it my tone of

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Speaker 3: voice do I do?

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Speaker 2: I'm not better tell you how I win.

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Speaker 3: You know I need this.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to I an row. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you nearly laughed through your last one that you

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Speaker 4: did with will On. Now will say that was a

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Speaker 4: bit of a tell, like you were lucky he had

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Speaker 4: his eyes closed.

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Speaker 3: You were struggling to not smile. That was a bluff.

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Speaker 5: But he does that.

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Speaker 3: That was me trying to laugh at myself to think

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Speaker 3: that I was tricking him that I have just told

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Speaker 3: him that. Yeah, but I do that a lot, like

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Speaker 3: I both ways a lot. So that's a double too

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Speaker 3: much bluff. Sometimes I do the double bluff.

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Speaker 5: You have to know, you have to read the double bluff.

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Speaker 3: It is if people don't think this is an intense

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Speaker 3: game when they listen to it, just know this. When

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Speaker 3: we pull the curtain down, you.

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Speaker 2: Know that I've spent four hours.

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Speaker 3: And I have haven't. You guys know this. When I

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Speaker 3: sit in the studio.

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Speaker 2: As he comes in, he starts, It's actually wild how

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Speaker 2: much preparation.

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Speaker 3: What he puts in to believe it and then sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Particularly which is extraordinary because three of them were real

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Speaker 2: stories today, So you just copied and pasted them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but write fifteen the gold. The gold is me

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Speaker 3: choosing because I'm reading you as well. Yeah, yeah, I'm reading.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 2: What what makes you go one way or the other?

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Speaker 3: Though, depends if you get it or don't get it.

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Speaker 2: That was one that I didn't get today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you Sapamarat Nyazov who was a dictator form

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Speaker 3: of dictator he banned dogs from the capital Ashgabad because

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Speaker 3: he didn't like the smell of them.

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Is that true? Or is that fat?

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Speaker 2: We're not playing it now.

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Speaker 3: I don't know the playing the drug.

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Speaker 5: Back in three one.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to answer.

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Speaker 3: Did he ban the dogs? Smell them? Can't smell a dog?

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Speaker 2: Is that a dog? I don't have to answer this.

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Speaker 2: I don't have drans.

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Speaker 3: I've already won, already won, you've already won this a

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Speaker 3: dead rubber man.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let you.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to celebrate. I'm not a child. I'm

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Speaker 3: not a child.

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Speaker 2: I think that's true. Damn it, that is true, true,

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Speaker 2: amusing you were.

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Speaker 3: Not celebrating.

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Speaker 2: Button.

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Speaker 5: That's right, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we also talk about it. Yeah whatever, We also

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Speaker 3: talk about So.

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Speaker 2: You had five you had five believe it or nots,

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Speaker 2: and four of them were things you just copied off BuzzFeed.

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Speaker 2: I'm not so you had one fake one that you

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Speaker 2: actually wrote.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I write like heaps, which was all

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Speaker 3: the fake ones? Yeah, you got you guess the carpet one.

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Speaker 3: I've got to undo a lot of stuff here. I

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Speaker 3: do a lot of writing during the show because I

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Speaker 3: deleted them all talking about yourself? How many undos do

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Speaker 3: you get before it stops?

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Speaker 2: Should kick go?

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: The Turkmenistan flag has real carpet on it.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 3: It's fake. No, it's not real carpet. It's just the

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Speaker 3: symbol of cars. Yeah, did I make I'm another one

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Speaker 3: about the ministry of carpet carpets leaving the country.

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Speaker 2: You've got to carpet.

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Speaker 3: You got that. Well, they're into horses and carpets. You

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Speaker 3: got the Hamburger one, Hamburger's in public and Hamburger's in public.

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Speaker 3: You got the bread one, didn't you was right? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's some gold some body goal the podcast everyone to

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Speaker 3: shut the hell up. Turkmen is done. Get where you

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Speaker 3: get your pod? Turkey you shut the helm. Turny's turn

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Speaker 3: is done, holds the Guinness World Record. Start the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Great Stuff six ' five. What was the worst day

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Speaker 2: that you were wearing your rank jocks? So you know,

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Speaker 2: jocks that we're not proud of.

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Speaker 3: Of course the company ones.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know they might be company might have just

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Speaker 2: not done your washing in time. But the reason we're asking, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm asking this is because as a bloke who was

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Speaker 2: caught streaking at the AFL Grand Final ran under the

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Speaker 2: picture three quarter time copp to twelve thousand dollars. Fine,

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Speaker 2: she did this, he was actually so the Australian Olympic

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Speaker 2: runner Peter Bowl it's his cousin amazing. His cousin runs

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Speaker 2: out onto the field, says I want some of that glory,

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Speaker 2: runs out there, gets gets picked up pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And look, I mean, well, I don't think I don't

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Speaker 2: think wie fronts do great things for men.

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Speaker 3: Why do people wear wife fronts? What's the perk or

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Speaker 3: the benefit of a wife front?

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure comfort, but why are they.

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Speaker 3: More comfortable than like a you know, like, is it

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Speaker 3: a chafing thing? Because you're right, they.

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Speaker 5: Look well you just look a five year old boy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, you look very young, very quickly made it.

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Speaker 3: Where's the wife fronts?

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Speaker 2: Does he? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I can't understand.

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Speaker 2: I think he says the stability he pulls.

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Speaker 3: He pulls his pants all the way down when he

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Speaker 3: goes to the urinal. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's just the thing that a strange guy, and it

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Speaker 2: sounds like like a five year old. In general, only

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Speaker 2: five year olds pull their pants all the way down.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, look at a stability thing.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe. I don't think it looks particularly good

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Speaker 3: It's I know what you mean. No, I agree with you.

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Speaker 3: I agree. Mine never looks good. But I don't think

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Speaker 3: a wife front would help.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't do it any favors. I think a lot

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Speaker 2: of contracts everything, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, think for me, loose looseness is the game.

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Speaker 2: And then looseness on a wife front you get those

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Speaker 2: that danggy bit at the back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, no, I know that one.

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Speaker 2: I know that.

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Speaker 5: Look anyway, look.

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Speaker 2: So this guy's run out there with the wife fronts on, Yes,

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Speaker 2: and shocking time for him. He has been paraded off

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Speaker 2: the pitch, and hilariously, I thought that the Optics stadium

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Speaker 2: staff beforehand, the day before we actually went through a

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Speaker 2: specific training on how to stop and restrain pitch invaders,

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Speaker 2: so they were ready for him. One of them's got

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Speaker 2: him in a headlock and they've got two guys holding

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Speaker 2: him from the waist down. Looks like it worked out well. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Look six y five, I personally think that Abra Bowl,

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Speaker 2: which is this streaker's name, he wore the wrong jocks

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Speaker 2: on the day.

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Speaker 3: Had a hole. There's a huge hole in the back

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Speaker 3: of his tree, a hole in the back of his job. Well, like, mate,

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Speaker 3: you know you're going to streak. I don't think he

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Speaker 3: rocked up on the day and was like, you know what,

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Speaker 3: spontaneous ung on the streak. I'm sure he planned that.

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Speaker 3: Put your Calvin Klein's on, for God's sake. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 3: put the ones on.

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Speaker 2: You'd rather go new than wear them.

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Speaker 3: It's a huge hole in the back of his job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he got some and oly for me, the fact

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Speaker 2: that he's wearing those things that loin cloth style jock

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Speaker 2: suggests to me that he did come up with it

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Speaker 2: on the spot, because if you are going to streak

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Speaker 2: in front of a three point nine million television audience,

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Speaker 2: you'd want to think that you're heading down.

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Speaker 5: To Victoria's Secret and getting yourself a nice set.

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Speaker 3: Old bloody hope.

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Speaker 5: So they do male jocks Victoria's Secret, Yeah, yes, do they?

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Speaker 3: If you want to wear that sort.

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Speaker 2: Of yeah, right, okay, so maybe Victoria's Secret was the

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Speaker 2: wrong but you know what I mean, right, you want

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Speaker 2: to wear the right jocks, but occasionally we got caught

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Speaker 2: out with the wrong jocks on this. As I played

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Speaker 2: it before, this reminded me of Bridget jones Diary obviously,

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Speaker 2: where she's wearing the Grand mar Undis when she first

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Speaker 2: goes just left with Hugh Grant.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely enormous purpose.

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Speaker 2: I don't even apologize I like them, Hello, mummy.

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Speaker 5: Absolute sicker here ground, absolutely sick.

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Speaker 3: I have an example of It wasn't rank jocks. It

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Speaker 3: was just lack of jocks, and it was just the

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Speaker 3: wrong time to have lack of jock.

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Speaker 5: You weren't wearing any jocks.

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Speaker 3: And it was just a terrible time to not be

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Speaker 3: wearing job. Take that car for taking them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, absolutely thirty one at sixty five when you have

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Speaker 2: the wrong jocks on certainly won't be the summer of

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Speaker 2: love for Abra Bowl, who was caught streaking at three

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Speaker 2: quarters time over in wa for the AFL Grand Final.

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Speaker 2: And just the rankers jocks you ever seen. I mean,

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Speaker 2: we love bonds on this show. We love them, but

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Speaker 2: they're old.

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Speaker 5: They're an old.

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Speaker 2: It's a there's a hole out of the back in

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Speaker 2: that dag bit going on that largely forty five year

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Speaker 2: old men in.

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Speaker 5: Red speedos have at the pool.

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Speaker 2: I mean crazy to think that he even walked out

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Speaker 2: on the field with I would have been saying to

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Speaker 2: my mate, what jocks you're wearing?

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Speaker 5: Can we do a swap?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent. Yeah, as you said, three point nine

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Speaker 3: million people are watching. This is your one chance to

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Speaker 3: show off your jocks to the entire country. Checking on

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Speaker 3: your tinted profile, whatever sort of profile you're on. He's

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Speaker 3: Just beautiful body though, beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, gorgeous. Rigging the film.

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Speaker 2: His Twitter nickname was black Magic anybody following the Big film.

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Speaker 3: What's with red jocks? Red jocks never look good.

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Speaker 5: Red jox is what you pet. Your mum buys your

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Speaker 3: Because they're cheap. They're always on sale. Red jock jocks

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Speaker 5: A female in red jox can be relatively attractive.

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Speaker 7: But they're way too small. They're my last pair that

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Speaker 7: They're not good because they're way too tight around my

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Speaker 3: Oh I know the four bum look. Yeah, it digs,

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Speaker 2: But there are four bums, there are four born cheeks,

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Speaker 3: Did you get call.

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Speaker 7: Everyone who's walking behind me at the at the park

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Speaker 2: it's unfortunate. That is tough, can I say for chicks

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 3: Mim My partners in trouble there. She wears a jumper

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Speaker 2: How much like you can't always wear a jumper, like

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Speaker 3: I used to run in three quarter tights, as you know,

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately you would wear a brief.

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Speaker 3: No, well, actually I did get you caught and I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, let's go you don't wear any jocks. Let's

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Speaker 5: What's your best pair of underwear?

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Speaker 3: I stole a friend, a friend of mine c ks.

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Speaker 3: I've never paid for ks, myself and the bonds man.

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Speaker 5: But oh no, that's right now, you did pay for ks.

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Speaker 2: No, I never do, no, because remember you shout yourself

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Speaker 3: That was a gift. Ah, that was a gift. I

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Speaker 3: would never buy Calvin clients. But my best pair, though,

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Speaker 2: Are the ones you shot in?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, bedks.

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Speaker 2: Boxes box you wash them?

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Speaker 3: Box of shorts? What's your best jokes? Put me on

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Speaker 3: the spot.

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Speaker 2: Probably a set of bonds to be fair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you love bonds on this show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to I did have k's but they

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Speaker 3: I like a dry fit though down there if I'm

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Speaker 5: If i can, because this might be a bit much for.

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Speaker 3: Every run Carlie, heh sorry, can ask you real quick, Cally,

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Speaker 3: how much do you care about a blogs jocks? Is

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Speaker 3: that a big thing for you? Is that a deal breaker?

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Speaker 3: If you know, you take Will home and he pulls

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it depends on the moment.

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Speaker 7: If you're like, all of a sudden, you're a bit frisky,

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Speaker 3: Will's a big strip guy. He's a big kitchen stripper

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Speaker 2: It could be that he can't be that much of

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Speaker 2: the finange of a wedge, surely you know, if you're

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Speaker 2: the wed, you just go through it anyway, Like it's

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Speaker 5: Jocks, isn't it?

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Speaker 7: I think if the actual canvas is all right, who

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Speaker 3: Yeah, shame the canvas falls down there as well.

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Speaker 2: Now, Charlie, Charlie, what day did you wear your wrong jocks?

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Speaker 7: Okay, so long story short, went to La, got to

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Speaker 5: Nice, congratulations, we've had great jobs.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Leven would have great job in the

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Speaker 7: Anyway, exactly So I went to get a picture on

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Speaker 2: The other one. Yeah, the others can comment to keep

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Speaker 2: things above board. So thanks for the killed Keli. Well,

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Speaker 2: we can't say anything there, we Cali.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right. I know that's not so bad though,

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Speaker 3: was it? What's that getting caught with the sexy one

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Speaker 2: Going to move on, Tom Green is going to join

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Or whether you're across the AFL Grand Final or not

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Speaker 2: your bloody well should have been across some of the

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Speaker 2: pregame entertainment. The AFL Grand Final footage show snagged one

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Speaker 2: of the biggest acts on the planet right now, a

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Speaker 2: A guy who we've been absolutely pumping here right now

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Speaker 2: is Tom Greddan's joins us right now. So I'm great

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Speaker 2: and we're going to wheel the money easy. What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Pleasure to have you mate, now, let's get straight into it.

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Speaker 2: Woods And I have heard there's a cracking story about

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Speaker 2: the fact that you thought you were going to be

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Speaker 2: got drunk and did karaoke. Is that true?

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Speaker 3: That is true?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I played football until I was seventeen and then yeah,

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Speaker 9: do you know what, I don't fancy that, man, It's

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Speaker 3: Good priorities, right, listen, So then how do you end

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 9: So then my friend had like this karaoke party for

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Speaker 9: I was like, oh, maybe I went to university in

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Speaker 3: Like anyone really can.

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Speaker 9: Do an idiots times?

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Speaker 2: Did you how many times did you need to this

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Speaker 2: like you're just like poor a poor villain in a

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Speaker 2: made wake up. It's the voice, It's your voice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But then I do you know what? Then

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Speaker 9: I taught myself how to play guitar, and then I

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Speaker 9: Now I'm ready to go out and I don't know

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Speaker 3: And then it all kind of happened.

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Speaker 9: From then I met like chasing status, and then I

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Speaker 3: You a lot in Australia, so speaking of tools as well.

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Speaker 3: There Tommy. I've heard there's a bit of a story

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 3: I'm getting this song in the sense maybe it's an

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Speaker 9: There's a few stories from Bedford.

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Speaker 3: I heard there's a story around one of your first

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Speaker 9: There's one way, like a lady like fully stripped naked

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, tom, I know.

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Speaker 9: Around you know what I mean, the confidence, the confidence,

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Speaker 9: fair play all.

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Speaker 2: Right, well, Tommy, away from what sounds like, it was

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Speaker 2: Then you did yourself at disservice. But the great thing

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Speaker 2: But he's stunning stuff. You You you are just you're

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Speaker 2: You're really fascinating boke in a lot of ways, are you?

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Speaker 2: Because on the one end, you've got this angelic voice

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Speaker 2: Adam's apple, So you know, it's really really typifies you,

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Speaker 2: doesn't it Like you're a bit of a mystery. You

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Speaker 2: are a bit of a mystery. What's the story behind

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Speaker 2: the question?

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Speaker 3: Mike O, Mate, it is a mistake, to be fair,

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? Yeah, how is a mistake.

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Speaker 9: I was in Cuba and I have so many stories.

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Speaker 2: You have so many. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I was in Cuba and I walked into this like mad,

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Speaker 9: did a question mark because I didn't know why I

445
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,880
Speaker 9: was in there. That was why that was what I did.

446
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 3: And then they put it.

447
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,320
Speaker 2: But why the judgle they.

448
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:58,800
Speaker 3: Put it on?

449
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,000
Speaker 2: What did you did you did you ask did you

450
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,800
Speaker 2: want it on your nick? Did you say you wanted to.

451
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 9: The The guy, the guy who did the tattoo had

452
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:13,159
Speaker 9: like a little like something on his neck, and I

453
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,359
Speaker 9: thought it looked cool. So I was like, do you

454
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Speaker 9: know what, just do it?

455
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:16,280
Speaker 3: Do it like that?

456
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,680
Speaker 2: Hit me on the neck, a random stranger with a

457
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,800
Speaker 2: tattoo gun hit me right next to my coron in

458
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Speaker 2: a random country. But I don't speak your language. Yeah exactly, But.

459
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,080
Speaker 9: This is where the back wise backwards because he showed

460
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:33,879
Speaker 9: me he put it on and showed me in the mirror,

461
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 9: and I was like, no, no, no, that's the wrong

462
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,640
Speaker 9: way around. Are you sure?

463
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:41,919
Speaker 7: Are you sure?

464
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 9: And I was like, yes, it's the wrong way answer.

465
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 9: He was like okay, okay. So then he took it off,

466
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,199
Speaker 9: put it this way, and then he showed me in

467
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Speaker 9: the mirror.

468
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, that's the right way around.

469
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 9: Got it done, and I went back to where I

470
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 9: was who I was with at the time, and then

471
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Speaker 9: I realized that actually a donut.

472
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 2: Oh, that is one of the dumbest stories.

473
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 5: You keptain.

474
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 8: Love.

475
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,679
Speaker 9: Anything else happened on that night in Cuba, Mate, loads

476
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 9: upping in Cuba. What a mad weird place.

477
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's cool.

478
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great spot. I don't know what what

479
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 2: he was expecting there. He just heard that you got

480
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 2: to back from my backwards question mark tattooed on your

481
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 2: jugular and he was wanting an elevation from there. It

482
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Speaker 2: was a rich question. It was a rich Honestly, He's

483
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 2: just given us possibly the.

484
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Speaker 6: Most extraordinary story we've ever heard, and you were like, yeah, mate,

485
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 6: what else you got come on?

486
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 3: His stories on? He's got, he's got people stripping nud

487
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 3: to the shows he's going in.

488
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: We could talk to forever. But he is an he's

489
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,239
Speaker 2: an in demand man. He is his top dog at

490
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: the moment.

491
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 5: Over in the UK.

492
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 2: Has had three UK number one singles in twenty twenty

493
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 2: one alone, over two hundred and fifty million global streams,

494
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 2: a brand new record Evering Road special Edition. That's Tom Grennan,

495
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 2: He's the man. That was a bloody funny chat Tom,

496
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 2: and honestly, so great having you in Australia. Congratulations on

497
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 2: the performance all you've achieved and thanks for having a laugh.

498
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 5: With us and being so real.

499
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 2: It's always very refreshing to have people like you on

500
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 2: the show Mate great stuff. Love to have you in

501
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 2: the studio when you get here.

502
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Speaker 9: Nice one. Cheersfil Do you support appreciate the boys? Nice one?

503
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Speaker 1: It's the Willam Woody Podcast.

504
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 2: Woody, your younger, much cooler girlfriend brought you or brought you,

505
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: I should say, some roller blades for your birthday.

506
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 5: Do you think he's a leader?

507
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 6: Boy?

508
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 8: Is it your letter?

509
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: Boy?

510
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 5: You're just too full now.

511
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 3: Supportive. I'm not too old for blades. Not too old

512
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 3: for blades. You know, you know that my mental and

513
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 3: biological age is about twenty three twenty four.

514
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think biologically you're thirty two or thirty three.

515
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 5: That's that's how old you are. Biologically, you're thirty three

516
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 5: years old.

517
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 3: Now you can do a test online. I've got twenty six.

518
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 2: No, No, Mentally you might be twenty six, but biologically

519
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 2: you were born thirty three years ago.

520
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 5: You're thirty three.

521
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 3: Mentally I was actually fifteen, which was a worry. I

522
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 3: paid four hundred dollars for that test online. You can

523
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 3: do that. But yeah, my girlfriend bought me some blades,

524
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 3: and I know on face value. You going to your

525
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 3: thirty three year old man, like, don't get on some blades.

526
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 3: But once I put those puppies on, it was like

527
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 3: I became the person I needed to be. Who's that

528
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 3: blade man? That's working title, working title. But I love blading.

529
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 3: I love blading through the streets. Get a lot of looks.

530
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 3: I can't.

531
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Speaker 2: I don't think getting a lot of looks is a

532
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: good thing, but my respectful looks. Do you feel Do

533
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: you feel like you're a fifteen year old who's been

534
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: given some lego?

535
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, there was that excitement, no doubt, And.

536
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, no, I mean that in terms of

537
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 2: like fifteen year old, don't blay with lego anymore. I

538
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: mean you've been given a present to try and bring you.

539
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,479
Speaker 5: Make you younger, make you cooler.

540
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: Look I haven't felt that, but now that you're stepping

541
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 3: it out for me, maybe that need to play a

542
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 3: little bit. Yeah, yeah, because they're.

543
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: The people that Yeah, the people who roll the Blade

544
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 2: who are adults are either.

545
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: Professional yeah I could go pro. How do you go pro?

546
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: I don't think you could. Or freaks really.

547
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 3: Freak big in America, big on the boardwalks in California exactly.

548
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 2: I think you're going to grow your hair down past

549
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: your shoulders, which you've done.

550
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 3: I've got the fluoro shorts.

551
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, well short, No, you're in man, you're a freak.

552
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 3: Thank you.

553
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: I think you need to move by the beach and

554
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 2: then do that move where they kind of like hunch

555
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 2: over and put their hands behind their back.

556
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 3: I was to do that blade with those long I

557
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: was putting my hands behind my back. But then mim,

558
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 3: so mim my partner who is twenty seven. She's a

559
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 3: bit younger than me.

560
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've established that she blades as well. So she's

561
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 5: now six years younger than you effectively.

562
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, truthfully, yeah, she's six years younger than me. She

563
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 3: don't ed for the gin. She's a gap.

564
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,479
Speaker 5: Though she's a gap.

565
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: It's a gap. But I think it makes sense for

566
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: me through like very immature, very yeah. Yeah, and you

567
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 3: know she's very mature for twenty seven. I don't need

568
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: to justify that. I'm going over summerho's six years younger. Whatever.

569
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 5: But what was I saying?

570
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 3: No, she blades, she blade, but she told me the

571
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 3: hands behind the back is very not cool.

572
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 2: It's not cool enough.

573
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 3: I had to cut because I was copying Will ferrell

574
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 3: Blades of Glory.

575
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: We went straight to the hands behind the back and I.

576
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 3: Was doing the speed skating.

577
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, down there right.

578
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. She laughed at me. And since then you just

579
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 3: sort of move them like you're running. Apparently, it's what

580
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: the it's what the cool bladers do.

581
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 2: How do you know this?

582
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: I've been watching a lot of YouTube YouTube YouTube video,

583
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 3: has been watching a lot of heartbreak high dras We

584
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: remember Drassic, It's coolest kid in school. Yeah, so I

585
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 3: should have led with that coolest kid in school.

586
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 2: Drasic twenty five years ago.

587
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty fashion works like that works in peaks

588
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 3: and troughs, baby and blades. I'm on the forefront of

589
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 3: the blade comeback.

590
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 5: Okay, blades are making a comeback. Well, I think, so,

591
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 5: how do you know that?

592
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 10: Well?

593
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 3: I see people looking at me, and again.

594
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 2: I don't think a good lord. Expect the look a

595
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: bit more. Now. Look, I want to put this to

596
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: the test because I think that personally, I don't think

597
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: you're cool enough to blade, and I don't think you

598
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: have any idea about blading either, And I want to

599
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 2: prove that to run. So he's going to be calling

600
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: a roller blading shop. Sure, you're gonna be calling a

601
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: rollerblading shop.

602
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 3: You can do that.

603
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: And I have five pieces of paper in front of me.

604
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: Each of them has a real rollerblading term and a

605
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 2: fake rollerblading term on it.

606
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to choose which one to slip into conversation.

607
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 3: With a blade chat Please, I love blade.

608
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 2: Give me one rollerblading term.

609
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 3: Skate skating.

610
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

611
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: Woods, your much younger girlfriend has brought you some roller blades.

612
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 3: Going to do with age? Okay, maybe a little to

613
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 3: do that.

614
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 5: She's young, she's cool, you're not.

615
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 2: And I think she's trying to bring you in a

616
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: little bit, which is cool, which is cool.

617
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 3: But I think I've looked cool. You haven't seen me

618
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 3: out there on the roads blading up and down. Yeah,

619
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: thank you. That is the music of heartbreak high, because yes,

620
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 3: I have become draassic twenty years later, I look cool.

621
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 3: People look at me with a lot of respect, and

622
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: you do. You get a lot of looks.

623
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 2: You told me that you struggle over bumpy terrain, all

624
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: flow down.

625
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 3: Yet all bladers struggle over bumpy terrain. This is part

626
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 3: of blading. It's this blade life.

627
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: So what we're going to do, because I'm sick of

628
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: you talking about it and acting like you are cool.

629
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: We're going to call a skate shop rollerblading shop. And

630
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 2: I've got six pieces of paper in front of me. Right,

631
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you what's on the pieces of paper,

632
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 2: one at a time. Sure, each piece of paper has

633
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: two terms on it. One is a rollerblating term, one

634
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 2: is not a rollerblating term.

635
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 3: Okay, you have.

636
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: To try and pick on the go which one's the

637
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 2: rollerblating term, which one isn't?

638
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 5: Trying to slip it into conversation.

639
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 3: Easy. Couldn't be easier. I'm in the Blade game, no

640
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 3: blade moves.

641
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 5: You've been blading for two days.

642
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: Four five, four and four and I skipped two days.

643
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 3: I had various sore legs.

644
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 5: I was accurate with two. All right, here we go.

645
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 8: Extream skates Tom speaking, Hey Tom, here you go, man,

646
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 8: how are you really good?

647
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 3: Thank you? I've recently stepped into the Blade game and

648
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 3: just probably looking to maybe enhance my blades, okay effectively,

649
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 3: so the ones I had before with the I app right,

650
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: which which we're going really well, But I don't know,

651
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 3: is there a more aggressive or a blade which is

652
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 3: more suited to like tricks, definitely.

653
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 8: Okay, So yeah, it is like a whole sort of

654
00:28:54,440 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 8: subgenre of inline skating. And the boots themselves are a

655
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 8: lot hardier. They're usually quite a bit lower to the ground.

656
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 8: It's all just about like durability and stability.

657
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm probably thinking I'll be doing a lot of

658
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 3: fish brains that that's probably the move that I'm most

659
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 3: wanting to get into to take myself to the next level,

660
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: if I'm being honest, because I had that. I think

661
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: the brand the brand I had, sorry, it's the top

662
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: of my head. It was a Uray deck, right, you know,

663
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't think it's like a European brand.

664
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, not a brand that I'm familiar with, Okay.

665
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 3: But I'm so you don't know ur A de No, Okay, I'm.

666
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Speaker 8: Just gonna see if I can quickly have it look cool.

667
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Speaker 3: Cool. But yeah, don't worry about them, because I probably

668
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 3: an't wanting to go into more the the trick game.

669
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Speaker 3: In your mind, what would be the best blade for

670
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 3: If I had to describe myself, sort of a lot

671
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: of potential, probably not like experienced as yet, but wanting

672
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: to pull off more of the tricks. What sort of

673
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 3: blade comes to mind there?

674
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Speaker 8: Do you have a budget you want to keep too?

675
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Speaker 6: Ah?

676
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say four hundred, like like anything over four

677
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: hundreds probably probably a bit much.

678
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 8: Yeah. Absolutely. We primarily deal with like a German based

679
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 8: brand called usd Oh.

680
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, have you A friend of mine brought up

681
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Speaker 3: a I don't know if this is the brand or

682
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Speaker 3: the type, but it was a test I culs the

683
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Speaker 3: test I culs?

684
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Speaker 2: Is that?

685
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Speaker 8: Yeah? Not so again? Sorry, not something that I'm familiar with.

686
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's all good. That's all good. I

687
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 3: was just throwing it in there just because that was

688
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 3: what someone said.

689
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Speaker 8: Did I get it? The test? I culs? How good?

690
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Speaker 3: What's that?

691
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Speaker 8: That's actually so funny?

692
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 3: It probably is a good time to come clean. So

693
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Speaker 3: I actually am it was Tom, wasn't it?

694
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

695
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 3: So Tom, this is what you speaking. I'm going from

696
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,239
Speaker 3: a radio station. I've genuinely started blading, but my co

697
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 3: host Will wanted me to call a blading store to

698
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: see it was actually it was actually this stitch Maya

699
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 3: because he was whole pieces of paper in front of me,

700
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: and one was an actual blading term, and the other

701
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: one was a term that he just made up. And

702
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 3: I was actually I didn't even realize I was saying

703
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 3: testicles until every single one.

704
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Speaker 8: You're trying to be diplomatic, trying.

705
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 3: You were good, you were good, You're played it quite well,

706
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: until of course I was quite clearly saying testical. And

707
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: I realized that you realized that we were in the

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Speaker 3: wall together.

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Speaker 8: Honestly until I went to type it into my phone

710
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Speaker 8: and then I was like, so.

711
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: Much see later. Maybe because that new rolling roll blading,

712
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: bland testicals some stage got a bit of a ring

713
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 2: to it. It's the Woody podcast fifteen minutes away from

714
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Speaker 2: australas Easy because a thousand bucks with up, with up

715
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Speaker 2: the cash here on why the Woody with up the cash?

716
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: Bloody oath we have because we do a gear like this.

717
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 3: It's time believe or not. He's got someweet facts and stories.

718
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: Some of them are real. Some the money comes when

719
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Speaker 3: you're doing hot content.

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Speaker 2: Well that's that's an association that you've made that is

721
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: not factual at all. We don't have more money for

722
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Speaker 2: Australia's Easiest Quiz because you do what he's believed it

723
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Speaker 2: or not, but maybe no, not even not even giving me.

724
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Speaker 3: Today we're doing facts about the country of Turkmenistan. Here,

725
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: it goes here and goes there.

726
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: It is there.

727
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Speaker 3: You just heard it when the Tuba comes in. Tuba's

728
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Speaker 3: a Turkmenistan. That is their national anthem. We're talking about

729
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 3: Turkmenistan will because it got reported today that they just

730
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 3: haven't had COVID, just haven't had it at all, which

731
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: well done to Turkmenistan. Okay, so best of five. I'm

732
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 3: saying things about the country. You say for three or fake?

733
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Speaker 3: First one. The national emblem of Turkmenistan is a real

734
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: living horse.

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00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 5: A real living horse. What do you mean by that?

736
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Speaker 3: It is based on a horse which is actually alive.

737
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: Now wait for it will when that horse dies, they

738
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: have to change every single emblem of the country to

739
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: a new living.

740
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Speaker 2: Horse, or they have to choose a new horse to

741
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Speaker 2: eat so it can't bear the picture of a horse.

742
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 3: No, no, it's it's based on a real, actual horse.

743
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 3: It's like that's our horse for the moment. If the

744
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: horse dies, change all the flags, got a new horse?

745
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 5: How do they choose the horse?

746
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 3: No idea? That just being honest, you know, I don't

747
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 3: go into it that match. How do they choose the

748
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: horse as the best horse as go right, our best

749
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: horse competition to a lap to a fashion show, and

750
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: it's like miss Universe, I imagine.

751
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 5: And then it's a photo of the horse on there.

752
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 3: The emblem is like an artistic design of design of

753
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 3: a real living horse.

754
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: Turkmenistan, turk Minister traditionally horse people best horses in the world.

755
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 5: Seriously, quite seriously, I'm beingked.

756
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: Are from in and around turk Minister, and they used

757
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: to travel thousands of kilometers by using a knife and

758
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: cutting into the throat of the horse and drinking their

759
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 2: blood whilst on the march.

760
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 3: Getting pretty full on play the game if you will.

761
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 3: Is that true or not?

762
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 5: I think that's true.

763
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got me, Yeah, damn it.

764
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 2: That was one of the most deadly things about the

765
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 2: Mongolian army. They could travel tens of thousands of kilometers

766
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: without being fed, which is of course one of the

767
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: great pitfalls of medieval warfare to feed your army. The

768
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 2: Mongols just drank the blood of their own horse from

769
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: the neck. She was.

770
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Speaker 3: We're not doing it now because it's the bloody emblement,

771
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 3: all right, next one, God damn it.

772
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're responded, Well, they didn't.

773
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 5: He didn't expect me to have a bit of turch minutes.

774
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: Done knowl you a jump my sleeve? Did you?

775
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 10: No?

776
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Speaker 3: I didn't know.

777
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 5: I didn't.

778
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: No. Mongolian warriors also force warriors to be able to

779
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: shoot a narrow off the back of a horse at

780
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Speaker 2: the same time as riding it at full till.

781
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Speaker 3: Cool mate, all right, next one, the word for bread. Yeah,

782
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: the word for bread was officially changed to be named

783
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Speaker 3: after one of their dictator's own mother.

784
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Speaker 5: One of their dictators.

785
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: The dictator was Sirpara excuse me, Sir Pamarat Niyazov. He

786
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 3: is no longer the dictator. I believe he passed away,

787
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 3: but he changed the word bread. The official term for

788
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 3: bread is now not Turkmenistan for bread. It is named

789
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: after his mum.

790
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 5: Still, yes, I don't think that's true.

791
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 3: That is true. It must be a big fan of bread.

792
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 3: One all, baby, it's best of five. It's best of five.

793
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: Now you've done nothing here. You've just told me two

794
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 2: weird things. You obviously googled ten weirdest things about turk Menistan.

795
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: You've read the top two.

796
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 5: That's the game makes it's so far less impressive.

797
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, Well Official Year nineteen ninety seven,

798
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 3: Sir Para Murat Niyazov, the former dictator, I wanted to

799
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: lose weight with the bread mum. He's got a bread mum, yes,

800
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 3: to help him lose weight. He banned. He banned the

801
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 3: eating of hamburgers in public to eliminate temptation while he

802
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 3: was on a diet. Is that true? Or is that fake?

803
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 2: Pama rat in the arf of yeah, superma rat, super Marat.

804
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: I wanted to lose weight, ban the edd of hamburgers

805
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 3: in public to eliminate temptation. True of thing? Come on, mate,

806
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 3: give your answer.

807
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to think about it when the easy part

808
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: for you. You just copied and pasted a couple of

809
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 2: things off a BuzzFeed thing. I played the game here.

810
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: I actually think I actually have trying to think right,

811
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: So you give them my time. I don't think it's real.

812
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 2: I think that's time. We've gone for time, we're running

813
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: out of it.

814
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, what's your two one up? But

815
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: because you took so long with your Mongolian, I'm allowed

816
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 3: to give facts.

817
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 2: No you're not I think, entertaining. You're not even providing

818
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: anything interesting about the country. There are listeners out there

819
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: who are liked at least will will tell me something

820
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 2: interesting about one.

821
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 3: Cared about the Mongolian they did that.

822
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: Was great, rather than their leaders who named bread after

823
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: his dead mum.

824
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 3: He's no, his mummy isn't dead. His mum's alive. Anyway,

825
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 3: Final one, this one, this one wins.

826
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 2: It would make it to all and we'd have to

827
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: go to be.

828
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 5: A dead heat.

829
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 3: Okay, we go. If you want to leave the country

830
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 3: of Turkmenistan, you have to take a carpet that has

831
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 3: been certified by the Ministry of Carpet. This is to

832
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 3: maintain their reputation of their carpets, of their carpets they love.

833
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 10: Do you mean they're rugs, No carpet, carpet. They have

834
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 10: carpet on their flag, Carpet on their flag. They've got

835
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 10: carpet on their flag. They're the best at carpets.

836
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: So I'll say that again. Do you want to leave

837
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: the country, you have to take a carpet that has

838
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 3: been certified by the Ministry of Carpet, and you have

839
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: to take that carpet with you to maintain their reputation

840
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 3: of carpets. It's a real or fact. This is the

841
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 3: last one, obviously, the last one. Here we go, take

842
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 3: your carpet, the ministry of carpet ministry. But they tick

843
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 3: it off. They go, all right, mate, on your way.

844
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 5: I don't think that's true.

845
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: I think it's fake.

846
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 3: Damn it.

847
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 5: Yes again, what a hero.

848
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: He's got great facts and he sees the truth. I'm

849
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: like an eagle. Is there an eagle in tech Menistan?

850
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: Because just spotting the truth for a mile out your

851
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: jab of lies, you must belpathetic. Well done, straight squeeze

852
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: right on, next one thousand bucks, on off, take me

853
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: to the horse's.

854
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 3: Tech menuce down.

855
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: No one believes you, mate, No one believes anything you say.

856
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: It's the hymm Woody podcast.

857
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 3: There was a wild reveal Will last night on the

858
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 3: Masked Singer. Now I don't have the energy, all the

859
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 3: ability to announce it as well as Osha Gunsberg as well.

860
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 3: Just throw to him right now, let's come. Oh my god,

861
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 3: how bumped is he? He takes you?

862
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: Reckon? He does.

863
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 5: I don't think you'd be able to do more than

864
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 5: one of them.

865
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 11: You wouldn't have anyway, That is a pretty wild reveal

866
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 11: in my opinion, because his best friend and co host

867
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 11: Jackie Oh is one of the people who's supposed to

868
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 11: be guessing these people.

869
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: She had no idea, no idea, have a listen to this?

870
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: Tell me did the wind sweep your feet? To finally

871
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: get the chance to dance along? Back to the obviously

872
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: kind because.

873
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, do you reckon?

874
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: You'd be able to pick me if we were doing

875
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: the mask singer, you be able to pick me instantly.

876
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 3: Not not only are we best friends since school, but

877
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: we sit across from each other and listen to each other's.

878
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 2: Jackie Oh, they've been doing it for twenty years as well.

879
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: That's why I'm so shocked that she didn't get it,

880
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 2: because physically they hide his appearance, don't they.

881
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he was dressed up as a rubble from

882
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 3: Poor Patrol. Not familiar with the character.

883
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 5: But so physically it's quite hard to pick them.

884
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 3: You get it, you get a rough idea, you know

885
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: it's a bloke, and you get a rough idea of

886
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: the logistics of the bot.

887
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: Of the bod because if it was you, I feel

888
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 2: like I would just be looking for the contestant where

889
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: it was clear that their legs were like a hot.

890
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 5: Dog down a hallway in the costume.

891
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: Very funny.

892
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: As soon as I saw those rat legs, very funny.

893
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 2: It's you just a couple of vermin sticks hanging onto

894
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: a torso like you. Sometimes they're going to go for

895
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: a dance movie. You're like, oh, the guy whose legs

896
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: snapped when he went for a dance move.

897
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: Are you're done?

898
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 5: I know, I know quickly, rat legs.

899
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: You know, I've been squatting hard recently, and this hurts.

900
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 3: These conversations really hurt me. Anyway, Jackie didn't know that

901
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 3: it was Kyle. She was very embarrassed. So what I

902
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 3: want to do right now, Well, because you're talking about

903
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: exactly what I want to talk about, I think you

904
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 3: and me would be able to pick each other so instantly.

905
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 5: Just be like the guy who's legs like a wizard's sleeve.

906
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about the body aspect of this.

907
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the voice.

908
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 5: The voice.

909
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 3: I get you, so right up next, give us a

910
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 3: call thirteen one oh six five. You just want to

911
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: call the show and put on a voice, okay, because

912
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: I am going to go leave the studio and I

913
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 3: am going to be a number of people on the phone.

914
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: A number of people.

915
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm going to be like, you know, you

916
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 3: throw to a call and it might be me talking,

917
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: it might not be me talking.

918
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: And I've got to pick here.

919
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 5: You've got to pick is it woody or is it

920
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 5: not woody?

921
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: This would be the easiest thing to do in the world.

922
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 3: Now, I've been working on my voices. Mate, I think

923
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 3: I'll be able to pull it off, but I need

924
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 3: other people. Thirteen one oh six five zu nam, But

925
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 3: just give us a call if you can put on

926
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: a stupid voice. So you just want to play the

927
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 3: game here, and.

928
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 5: You're going to try and hide yourself amongst the callers.

929
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

930
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, good luck.

931
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: Like really, I'm going to know this. I'm going to

932
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: embarrass you live on air. Okay, give us a call. Everyone,

933
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 3: play it up. Next?

934
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: Where are you calling from?

935
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to the car pack all right,

936
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 3: So it sounds like I'm, you know, calling.

937
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 5: We're playing a little.

938
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: Bit of a game right now. KYLEL. Sand LANs was

939
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 2: on the Mass Singer last night. Jackie O didn't pick

940
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: him until he revealed himself totally wild.

941
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 7: Well, totally, I have to throw out everything.

942
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 2: I just googled because I thought it was going to

943
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: be a girl, and I was sure it was going

944
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: to be Reb Wilson. There you go. It wasn't It

945
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: was was your mate. It was your co host for

946
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: twenty years, Carl sand Lands. Now, look what we're doing

947
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: right now is Woods has jumped out of the studio

948
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: and he thinks that he's going to be able to

949
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 2: deceive me into whether or not I can pick him

950
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: over the phone. So I think we've got about five

951
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: callers here. I can't see the phone screens. Is that right, team?

952
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, we got five calls, right, five calls.

953
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm just going to throw to a caller and I

954
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: have to try and pick whether or not it is

955
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 2: in fact Woody or not. I'm really sorry if this

956
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: isn't entertaining for anyone. This is one of those ideas

957
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 2: that wood he sprung on me as we started the show.

958
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 2: Here we go, call it number one, you may talk,

959
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: call it number one.

960
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 5: Hello, co.

961
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, what was your name again? John? John? What do

962
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: you do? John?

963
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 7: I'm a freak Cloud.

964
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 5: That's not what he.

965
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: No, it's not what no, I didn't think so call

966
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 2: it to this is this is going the honestly, this

967
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: is gonna be like shooting fish and borel call it too.

968
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, that's not.

969
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 10: What he.

970
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 7: Oh it is, it's not what it is.

971
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 8: That probably you're.

972
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 2: Not what he made. YEA hmm, call of three, you

973
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 2: might talk that that's what he's speaking. Damn it, damn it,

974
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 2: damn col of for how many? I mean, like this

975
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: is gonna be over swiftly over got color for.

976
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 5: Color fur I hey going, that's what he damn it, God, damn.

977
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: Call of five. I mean it's gonna be the last one, really,

978
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: call of five.

979
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 3: And I love speaking?

980
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 10: Is it?

981
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 5: That's what he?

982
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: Boggy hell.

983
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 2: Any sucking voices, socond voices. You've got rats for legs? No, No,

984
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 2: I can hear. And you're in the same place every

985
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 2: time you're obviously in the coup like this. There's a

986
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: wind blowing. There's a wind blowing every time you came

987
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 2: on the phone.

988
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,239
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989
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