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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast, Minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to.

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Speaker 3: Them blather on for half an hour, at this is

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Speaker 3: time for our rejected ideas, a great idea.

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Speaker 4: It's will and Woodies rejected ideas. Woods. You and I

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Speaker 4: pitched a lot of ideas.

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Speaker 3: Obviously not all of them can make the show, but

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Speaker 3: the producers grant us the grace of a ten to

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Speaker 3: fifteen minute We're not on a Friday where we get

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Speaker 3: to throw up the best of our worst ideas from

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Speaker 3: the week, the ideas that didn't make the show. And

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Speaker 3: this week we've actually gone with a pitch from a

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Speaker 3: friend of ours, mutual friend of ours, the formal digital producer,

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Speaker 3: former digital producer of The Wiz, who joins us on

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Speaker 3: the phone right now.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back, Welcome back to the Wizard.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, my boys.

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Speaker 6: Now it's a bigger and better things since the show.

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Speaker 6: You're on an avocado orchard, I believe, Wizard.

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Speaker 5: Yes, avocado grove. Actually, excuse me, excuse me, but yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm out here doing some real honest work.

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Speaker 4: We're running some sort of a racket down is and

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Speaker 4: you were on a good, wicked here. You're on a

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Speaker 4: good wicked boy. Let's get back to you. So what

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Speaker 4: what's what's your topic today? The Wizard?

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Speaker 5: So we're talking riskiest place you've taken a.

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Speaker 4: Number two, riskiest place you six five? If you've got

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Speaker 4: a story, we're going to get the wizards story at

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Speaker 4: the end.

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Speaker 3: So we will cross back to you on a seat whiz.

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Speaker 3: But we've got Ash, who's called on thirty one six five? Ash,

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Speaker 3: what's the riskiest place you've taken?

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Speaker 4: At number two?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, mate, just just blocked up to the job

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Speaker 1: site in the morning. I had to had to pick

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Speaker 1: up a machine and then leave. I got halfway through

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Speaker 1: unloading there, like getting the truck ready for the pickup,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, we guts dropped. So I was in a

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Speaker 1: bit of a bit of a situation, of course, and

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Speaker 1: I had no option but to do.

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Speaker 4: It there in the middle of the work site.

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Speaker 1: I'm the street. Didn't even get that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So straight bog, straight bugs where we're at the moment,

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Speaker 6: I think I'll be able.

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Speaker 4: To it is it is a crude topic, isn't it survival?

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Speaker 4: What do you think it's gonna happen? Real primal sort

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Speaker 4: of stuff.

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Speaker 6: I'll throw one in the mixer here, I keep it clean.

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Speaker 6: It's possible, obviously. But I was in Rio Rio de

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Speaker 6: Janeiro in Brazil. Yeah, and if anyone has been to

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Speaker 6: Coba Cabana Beach, you would know that that is the

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Speaker 6: most heavily populated beach you will ever see. There are

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Speaker 6: literally like a million people on the beach.

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Speaker 4: This is New Years This is New Year's Day when

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Speaker 4: Wood Jr. Might have been conceived.

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Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no no no, that's that's a that's

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Speaker 6: a fairy tale. Anyway, So I'm on the beach and

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Speaker 6: I'm particularly hungover. It was Years Day, and I believe

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Speaker 6: I just had a pretty questionable street meal. Uh great

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Speaker 6: decision in Panada or something. And I'm sitting on the

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Speaker 6: beach and obviously the Impanada has not gone down well

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Speaker 6: at all.

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Speaker 4: And I went for a swim.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and there would have been one hundred people in

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Speaker 6: the water, and I opted to mate as I caught away.

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Speaker 6: You got the way I did a Casey Delacu.

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Speaker 2: And wow.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, it's pretty wavy that day as well. Kelly and

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Speaker 4: Turf for the boys. Kelly is killed up. Kelly, what's

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Speaker 4: the riskiest place you've taken an over two.

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Speaker 7: Okay, not me and just needed to know this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, key, no worries mate, all stories this topic.

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Speaker 7: My friend were camping for New Ye's Eve and there's

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Speaker 7: Stanley's all around this camp spot, and he decided he

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Speaker 7: wanted to have a poo in the river. Let alone.

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Speaker 7: The way the river was going, it actually go like

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Speaker 7: went down to the other campsite and kids went crazy

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Speaker 7: and like just out of the water.

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Speaker 2: I was disgusting.

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Speaker 6: I sent it downstream, did he You've always got to

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Speaker 6: check the carrent, You've got to check the carrot.

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Speaker 3: Oh, let's let's go to Karen on dirty one. Karen,

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Speaker 3: we're talking the riskiest place you've taken a number two.

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Speaker 1: So I was a child.

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Speaker 2: So this was actually when I was like ten years

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Speaker 2: old and I was in one of the major shopping

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Speaker 2: car park and literally getting three steps pulling my pants down.

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Speaker 2: During I still go to that shopping center and every

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Speaker 2: time I see the spot.

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Speaker 4: Is it still there?

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Speaker 6: They got the chalk on the ground like a dead body,

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Speaker 6: the banded everywhere in the shopping Maybe you've seen this woman.

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Speaker 3: Oh now, let's cross back to the Wizard, the man

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Speaker 3: who started all this off, our former digital producer who's

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Speaker 3: crossing to us live from.

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Speaker 4: An avocado plantation.

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Speaker 3: The whiz the riskiest place you've taking it for your topic, mate,

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Speaker 3: your storage.

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Speaker 5: All right, boys, here we go and Australia listening. So

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Speaker 5: I'll set the sin. I'm out there picking these avocados

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Speaker 5: or as we call them in the industry, crocodile leggs.

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Speaker 5: So'micking I'm picking these crocodile legs by this town. What

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Speaker 5: happens is if you do need to take a number two,

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Speaker 5: you have to flag down the manager of the farm

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Speaker 5: who's like driving around in this buggy and he has

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Speaker 5: to drive you like fifteen minutes back to the shed

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Speaker 5: where there's the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: It's a real inconvenience. It's embarrassing and like the manager's

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Speaker 5: flat out so he doesn't want to drive it.

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Speaker 4: He's just very a minion to do this for him,

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Speaker 4: like it.

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Speaker 5: As well, I have to do it, he has to

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Speaker 5: do it. So this happened on Tuesday and Wednesday, the

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Speaker 5: same pretty much the same time of day. I had

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Speaker 5: to flag him down to so awkward. Gets to yesterday,

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Speaker 5: Nature calls again, and I'm thinking to myself, I just

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Speaker 5: I can't go through this again. And also on this

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Speaker 5: occasion it was it was urgent. I didn't have the

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Speaker 5: fifteen minute ride in me. So in a moment that

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Speaker 5: felt like divine intervention, I looked, I'm up in this

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Speaker 5: cherry picker picking these avocados, and in this moment of

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Speaker 5: divine intervention, I saw this y in the tree, this

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Speaker 5: y shape which just looked like it was designed for

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Speaker 5: me to park my tushy in. This is about two

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Speaker 5: meters up off the ground, and so pretty much without hesitation,

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Speaker 5: I dropped my back, climbed out of the cherry picker,

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Speaker 5: wedged myself in the y, and laid a couple of

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Speaker 5: crocodile egs in my own.

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Speaker 4: Every day I regret crossing to hear more of the

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Speaker 4: voyage on the full show podcast.

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Speaker 7: You know you want to