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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini, but when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: A cafe in the UK has used a smiling image

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Speaker 2: of Pepper Pig to sell bacon sandwiches woods, which you know,

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Speaker 2: I think might just ram home a bit of a

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Speaker 2: hard truth for a lot of kids about the reality

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Speaker 2: of what pepper pick or the relationship between pepper pig

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Speaker 2: and bacon sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: Actually it's pepper pig man.

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Speaker 4: She's gone, oh, well.

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Speaker 2: That's the truth, though, I mean, that's the truth. Parents

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Speaker 2: are up in arms about this.

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Speaker 3: Do you think the kids should know? Because it's a

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Speaker 3: good thing, I think to tell your kids about it.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing to know where your

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Speaker 2: food comes from because also, I mean I think I

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Speaker 2: think also you know, I'm not saying you need to

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Speaker 2: be a vegetarian or a vegan or whatever, but I

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Speaker 2: think it's a nice you know, you can't just have

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Speaker 2: something all the time because you want something all the time,

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Speaker 2: and knowing where it comes from. Knowing that pigs are

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Speaker 2: intelligent creatures makes you think a little bit more about like, well,

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Speaker 2: you know, do I need to be makes it, you know,

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Speaker 2: maybe treated a.

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Speaker 4: Little bit differently. It's not something that grows on trees.

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Speaker 1: Bacon, Yeah, you're more grateful when you do bit delicious

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Speaker 1: egg and bacon sandwich. You pick, Well, they're good, they're

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Speaker 1: very good. But again I don't eat them all.

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Speaker 3: The time because I know the sacrifice, because.

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Speaker 2: You know that you're killing an animal which has the

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Speaker 2: intelligence of a five year old.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, house has become make what you feel guilty

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Speaker 1: for an egg and bacon roll that he had on

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Speaker 2: But it takes me, It takes me to home truths

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Speaker 2: that you have to tell your kids, which are often

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Speaker 2: very tough.

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Speaker 4: Can you just.

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Speaker 1: Always tell them the truth because sometimes ready for the truth.

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Speaker 2: We're talking kids home truths, very hard questions that kids

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Speaker 2: ask that kids can ask you. I've got one for

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Speaker 2: because these can be tricky to answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, do children die? Well, Timmy, have a

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Speaker 1: sit have a sit down. Yeah mate, we all do,

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Speaker 1: we all, we all, we all go. Your old man's

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Speaker 1: going to go, your mum's going to go. So let's

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Speaker 1: enjoy the time we've got with each other.

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Speaker 2: Now, great, we've got Lola on the phone. Who heard

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Speaker 2: who might have heard that?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hi Lola, Hi, Hi, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Sorry that's a bit awkward. Sorry about that, Lola. So

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Speaker 1: you've got a question for me? A yeah, okay, far away.

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Speaker 3: So my question is why if some woman have big

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Speaker 3: groups and others don't. Well, it's a good question, Lola.

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Speaker 1: We're all made of different shapes and different sizes. But

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Speaker 1: the most important thing, Lola is that no matter what

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Speaker 1: shape or size you are, everyone's beautiful and special in

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Speaker 1: their own way.

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Speaker 4: You didn't answer why. You didn't answer why.

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Speaker 3: It's sort of delicately danced around it.

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Speaker 1: Well to me, to be fair, some women have a

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Speaker 1: lot of of fleshy breast tissue in the chest region,

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Speaker 1: which is genetics, and I imagine a little bit of

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Speaker 1: you know, hey, hey, you grow up.

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Speaker 3: Commanded. Well, I mean that's a scientific zach.

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Speaker 2: Zack and ruby fleshy tissue on the chest, flesh muscle

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Speaker 2: in the in the breast, is it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, an ex sided science degree, as you know I do.

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Speaker 2: And I know that as a result of that, you

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Speaker 2: told me that the petuitory ground wasn't in the brain

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Speaker 3: And you're not dirty about it at all.

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Speaker 4: Don't bring up that ever.

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Speaker 2: Again, we've got Zach and Ruby who have joined us.

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Speaker 2: Zach and Ruby, You've got a question for.

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Speaker 3: Us, Yeah, people live on Earth? Go again, guys, why do.

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Speaker 1: People live on Earth?

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Speaker 4: Why do people live on Earth? Wow? Feel this one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are more of the science guy whatever, of.

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Speaker 4: The old extrascience science degree. Why do people live on Earth?

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Speaker 2: Because actually, there's nowhere else that we know that humans

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Speaker 4: This is the only place that we know.

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Speaker 2: That humans actually exist, which makes you even more special.

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Speaker 4: You're the only place.

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Speaker 2: You're the only versions of Zach and Ruby that we

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Speaker 2: think actually exist in the universe, which is pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: Are there aliens?

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Speaker 4: Will? We don't know.

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Speaker 2: There's a popular paradox called the Fermi paradox, which I'm.

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Speaker 4: Jesus's going to get into.

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Speaker 3: Five Getting slept and.

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Speaker 2: Girls who kids home truths? Right up next, right now,

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Speaker 2: we're talking kids home truths.

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Speaker 3: Can you just always tell them the truth? Because sometime

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Speaker 3: ready for the truth.

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Speaker 4: So particularly in lockdown.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I imagine this is pretty topical for a lot

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Speaker 2: of parents. Got way too much face to FaceTime, and

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Speaker 2: got on their radar.

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Speaker 3: You can't handball the teacher, only.

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Speaker 2: Handballer your partner, and that can only come back so

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Speaker 2: many times. So we are asking the big questions here,

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Speaker 2: truths from kids. But I've got a little list here

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Speaker 2: that I'm sort of working my way through, which I'm

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Speaker 2: enjoying with you.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. What does talk dirty to me mean?

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Speaker 3: What does talk dirty to me mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, when mummy and Daddy are feeling intimate with

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Speaker 1: each other, they might say a few things to encourage kisses,

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Speaker 1: special kisses. They might say some things nice.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I think it's good to be honest with kids.

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Speaker 2: Can you give me an example of that. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to Cecilia on six tighte. Cecilia, you've got a question

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Speaker 2: for Will and Woody.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why if some men lose hair and others don't.

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Speaker 4: It's a great question, Cecilia.

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Speaker 3: I'll leave that to our bald friend Will.

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Speaker 2: Essentially, Cecilia, there's a select group of men which are

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Speaker 2: so intelligent that they are they have a higher advantage

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Speaker 2: through life. So to balance things out, we lose hair

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Speaker 2: to identify it, so that we can identify each other

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Speaker 2: and have a secret club, so that eventually we'll we

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Speaker 4: Great question, though, Cecilia. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Sophia on th six five high Sophia.

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Speaker 4: Hi, you got a question for us? Yes, far away?

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Speaker 1: Why are some people start?

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Speaker 2: Mmm?

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Speaker 3: Really good question to take that one, You can take it.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear my answer before about some people come

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Speaker 1: in different shapes and sizes before the.

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Speaker 4: Song we need more, you need more.

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Speaker 3: You need more?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay some people some people eat and drink too much,

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Speaker 3: Good answer isn't unless you want to. If you want

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Speaker 3: to pull up, go for it. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's a lie. Let's go to Charlie here, Charlie, what's

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Speaker 3: the question?

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Speaker 4: Why are words called words?

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Speaker 3: That's definitely a real question.

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Speaker 4: Uh gee whiz. That is a ripper of a question, Charlie.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I actually don't know.

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Speaker 2: There you go, the etymology of a word.

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Speaker 4: I got no idea, mate, I've got no idea.

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Speaker 3: That Google got him, well the first time we've got

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Speaker 3: him on this show. Nine year old Kyla.

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Speaker 4: You know you got a home truth question for us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 1: Why does my dad's farts smell worse than everyone else?

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Speaker 2: Great question, It's a really good question me about your

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Speaker 2: dad's farts, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: What do they smell like, Kyler?

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Speaker 1: Rotten eggs?

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Speaker 3: Rotten eggs? Classic? Are they?

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Speaker 4: Are?

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Speaker 3: They much worse than mums? But I've never had my

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Speaker 3: mom's Fine.

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Speaker 4: What it is? I'm there? Kyler is from there. No.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing, Kyler.

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Speaker 1: You think dad's farts are worse, But when mom finally

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Speaker 1: lets one slip and she will coylor, she will, You'll

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Speaker 1: never smell anything good again.

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Speaker 3: My friend, hear more of your boys on the Full

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Speaker 3: Show podcast. You know you want to