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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: So what he tries his friend's breast milk?

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Speaker 3: No clickbait here, true story and you're you'll hear the

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Speaker 3: story as well.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this isn't like.

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Speaker 3: Happen on the weekend. Yeah, wild having on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: I just don't think it's that weird. Would you? Would

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Speaker 3: you say if you plan on having children some sage

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Speaker 3: at some stage, so at some stage then your partner

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Speaker 3: Sam will be like breastfeeding lactating, it's not breastfeed and

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Speaker 3: totally no judgment here you want, but if we play

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Speaker 3: in the hypothetical space of the dog, if we play,

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Speaker 3: she can choose she wants to. Of course, of course,

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Speaker 3: if we're playing the hypothetical space.

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Speaker 2: About my girlfriend's breast right now, No, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about breast milk.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunate if it's impossible not to think about them when

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend's breast.

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Speaker 3: If we play, if I was thinking about breast breast,

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Speaker 3: be thinking about my mum's breasts, because they're the only mum's.

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Speaker 3: I said.

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Speaker 2: Seven to all of us.

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Speaker 3: My mom actually said to me the other day was

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Speaker 3: a weird liked family dinner and mom goes would he

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Speaker 3: you know, I used to have to custom make wetsuits

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Speaker 3: for me, and I was like, that's weird. Why is

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Speaker 3: that mum? And she goes immaculate breasts. You didn't do that,

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Speaker 3: and then she did. It's just the worst. But so

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Speaker 3: we can get back on topic here, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, still thinking about your mom.

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Speaker 4: Stop stop, and he talked about them, so I got excited.

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Speaker 2: It was quiet. It's hard to get leave.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no hypothetical space, though, get your partner's breastfeeding. Would

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Speaker 3: you not try the breast milk? Of course I would

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Speaker 3: see it's not it's not that weird. I mean, it

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Speaker 3: might be a little bit weird that I tried a

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Speaker 3: friend of mine's breast milk.

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Speaker 2: Yes, in a restaurant, getting her to pour it into

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Speaker 2: a glass.

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Speaker 3: She offered, I did make it.

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Speaker 2: I was like, they are vastly different circumstances. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean our button push and Joel, I mean his his

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Speaker 2: his wife kiss, she's she's pressed fed a couple of

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Speaker 2: times for it. As he said, sometimes sometimes he what

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Speaker 2: do you say before, Joel, Sometimes there's just a little

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Speaker 2: bit of jam left in the jar.

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Speaker 5: Definitely, I definitely definitely didn't say that. But sometimes when

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Speaker 5: you're caught in the crosshairs.

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Speaker 2: So sometimes when you're caught in the crossairs, everyone wants

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Speaker 2: to pull the trigger.

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Speaker 3: That's where you are right now, my friend.

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Speaker 2: But gee whiz, was that's some good gift for you.

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Speaker 3: Accidental fire can happen. I'm sure a lot of mails

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Speaker 3: out there. You can get squirted it, you can get

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Speaker 3: squirted because a few friends of mine were talking about

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Speaker 3: the fact because his thing I didn't realize. I thought

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Speaker 3: it was like a single stream that would come out

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Speaker 3: of the nipple, But turns out there's like a whole

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Speaker 3: bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Hole man all around it, all around the outside, so

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Speaker 2: it's quite a spray on the outside, around the outside.

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Speaker 5: And I haven't expressed then then you know, get out

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Speaker 5: of the way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and expressed what jam boy.

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Speaker 3: Milk out of their breasts will expressed?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I see, you know, if they haven't fed the child,

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Speaker 5: or if they haven't expressed the milk, because there can

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Speaker 5: be leftovers.

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Speaker 3: But let jam left in the giant man.

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Speaker 2: You brought it back?

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Speaker 6: What is with you with the jam and the jar

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Speaker 6: mate is really sickening stuff?

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Speaker 2: Move on, let's stop the show, shall we. Good stuff? Guys,

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Speaker 2: hope you all enjoy the show.

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Speaker 7: We'll be kid.

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Speaker 8: Tomc Yeah, and where is barn? Buddy doesn't care.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry if this sounds like a dig.

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Speaker 2: But it's not at all, man. He's just talking about

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Speaker 2: something I don't have, which is it's cool.

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Speaker 3: It's hair. Everyone will is bald, bald as a badger's bottom.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing, it's quite hair, actually a badger's bottom,

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Speaker 3: Is it really, excuse me? A baboon's bottom? Which which

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Speaker 3: one is the animal with it doesn't matter. So anyway,

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Speaker 3: if you do have hair, I'm sure all of you

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Speaker 3: would agree with me that washing your hair is actually

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Speaker 2: Sympathy from you.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to relate to you. You've got to

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing. I've stumbled across something which makes

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Speaker 3: it very easy to get my partner to wash my

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Speaker 3: and it was totally wild. Here's the thing, everyone, I

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Speaker 3: actually accidentally stumbled into this. So on the weekend I

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Speaker 3: happened to slam my pinky finger in a car door.

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Speaker 3: Right now, how's this ripped the nail? Like just clean

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Speaker 2: What was this middle of the day sober as a judge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, something like that. Anyways, and now it comes

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Speaker 3: right off, blood everywhere and his thing since then my

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Speaker 3: actually my partner, Mimi was actually with me, so she

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Speaker 3: was obviously very you know, sympathetic, and so he kept

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Speaker 3: the nail and so yeah, I actually have you you

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Speaker 3: get the nail and stick it back on, right, and

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Speaker 3: then just tape it down why well, to protect the

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Speaker 3: nail bed until the new nail comes through, okay, which

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Speaker 3: can take four to five months. So anyway, because I've

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Speaker 3: a complete nail, Like this thing's painful, but it's not,

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Speaker 3: it's not like excruciating. But I've got now this little

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Speaker 3: injury which I can beautifully exaggerate to get my partner

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Speaker 3: was wash my hair for me.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever like, am I a bad person for

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Speaker 3: exaggerating an injury to effectively get people to do things

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Speaker 3: for me?

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Speaker 2: Ummm, I mean it depends on the thing. I'm really

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Speaker 2: washing your hair, that's a handy thing.

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Speaker 9: For you to do.

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Speaker 3: But if I do this now for the next three

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Speaker 3: her to wash my hair for me every time, does

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Speaker 3: it make me a bad person?

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Speaker 2: No? Not necessarily perfect, but think it depends on the

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Speaker 2: nature of the job. Yeah, yeah, sure, Like if the

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Speaker 3: What's my left hand? So I can't get that one? Unfortunately,

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Speaker 3: good to know what hand do you wipe your ass with?

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Speaker 3: M hm, Well you led me there, But.

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Speaker 2: I've been washing your hairs fine, as long as you're

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Speaker 2: not like milking it, like if you get it once

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Speaker 2: it like sure. But the people out there who have

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Speaker 2: got someone doing something for them because they just say

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Speaker 2: they can't do it, is that what you're getting I.

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Speaker 3: Would love to hear from. It just made myself feel

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Speaker 3: a bit better here thirty one six fives. Then I'm

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Speaker 3: have you ever exaggerated an injury just like me to

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Speaker 3: effectively get people to do things for you? You know,

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Speaker 3: whether it's your partner or your parents or a friend

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Speaker 3: of yours. You're sitting there going, yeah, I'm just hamming

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Speaker 3: this injury up. Yeah, so they do all this stuff for.

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Speaker 2: Me, and what if what if you get busted? That's

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Speaker 2: what I want to know, Like if you're doing it

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Speaker 2: years later, Oh my god, you can actually change the

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Speaker 3: That would be a dream phone.

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Speaker 2: Actually, that would be my I. Actually I had this

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Speaker 2: I bumped into here in the park. She's middle aged,

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Speaker 2: middle to elderly. I'm not sure exactly how old. But

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Speaker 2: she said, can you pick up my dog pooh for me?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, first of all, completely wild. She

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Speaker 2: didn't even have her own bag. She made me use

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Speaker 3: I picked it up.

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Speaker 2: Well, picking up your own dog poo's bad being have

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Speaker 2: another dog's pooh. It's just nothing that you ever want

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Speaker 2: to do. Sure, but I did it anyway. And then

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Speaker 2: three days later she was out getting her mail. She

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Speaker 3: And picked it up. Well played, well played random.

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Speaker 2: Cleaning cherk in the weightlifting like she was as slimber

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't be her only big No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: She would do it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Well played.

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Speaker 3: I would love to hear stories like that. Thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh sixty five is the number? Do you exaggerate an

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Speaker 3: you or if you caught someone doing it? Well hear

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Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six ' five? Have you ever exaggerated

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I ripped my nail out of my pinky finger

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Speaker 3: slammed in a car door on the weekend, and look,

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Speaker 3: it's bad. It's actually quite painful, but not that bad.

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Speaker 3: It's only my pinky finger. Yet I have convinced my

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Speaker 2: Could you do a nine fingered hair wash easily? Right?

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Speaker 2: And how did she buy that? I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you think she Maybe she's just

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Speaker 2: doing you a favor and she not as dumb as she.

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Speaker 3: I might just be exploiting a really nice person. But

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Speaker 3: at the end of the day, when you hear stories

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Speaker 2: So we've got Marie here and he tells me she

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Speaker 2: might be on you. Mate, it's just your pinky Marie.

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Speaker 9: How are you him good? How are you?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We're really really well, thank you. I was just talking

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Speaker 2: about exaggerating an injury to get something done for you.

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Speaker 11: Well, I've been exaggerating for years.

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Speaker 12: That I can't stand the smell of petrol, and so

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Speaker 12: I say that it makes me really sick. So years

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Speaker 12: my husband.

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Speaker 11: Has been filling the petrol every week, and I would

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Speaker 11: know how to do it.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant, Marie. I mean, how long are we talking here, Marie?

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Speaker 3: How many years are we talking?

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Speaker 11: Sixteen years?

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Speaker 2: You haven't filled up your car in sixteen years, Marie,

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Speaker 2: wal I feel really speak about it. Well, something tells

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Speaker 2: me though. Again, same as Woody's partner, Mimi. I just

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Speaker 2: think they're a lot more clear but than you guys

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Speaker 2: think they are.

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Speaker 3: And you know, he's.

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Speaker 2: Probably just getting himself a cheeky summer roll every time

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Speaker 3: But two for one, jocking Caramella, we come. We've got

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Speaker 3: Amanda here. Now, Amanda, have you exaggerated an injury to

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Speaker 3: get someone to do something for you?

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Speaker 12: I sure have, But every time I don't want to

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Speaker 12: do the housework or cooking. I just think of something

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Speaker 2: Ben Affleck is hooking up with one of his anxws,

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Speaker 3: She'll be in the New Bond, the New Bond Girl.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think because there's a reason you've broken up. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Why not strong enough? Like it's so predictable, like I

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Speaker 2: Almost feel like hooking up with your ex after you've

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like adding tomato sauce to a part. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Move on, And that's when you start lyings, when you

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Speaker 2: I can carry on with that with my time frame here.

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Speaker 2: So you've got your initial hookup inevitable, your fourth and

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Speaker 2: The afflic romance with low Pairs was ten years ago,

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Speaker 3: You've had enough time to decide that maybe getting back

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Speaker 3: It's a bit like I find when like Okay, let's

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Speaker 3: it called beef jerky.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Speaking to the parents out there. Thirteen one oh six ' five.

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Speaker 3: What was the embarrassing reason you took your kid to

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Speaker 3: the doctor sort of just went there is embarrassingly nothing

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Speaker 2: Or embarrassingly something so different to what you thought was wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yes with the child, Yes, that'd be great.

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Speaker 3: And the reason I want to hear these stories is

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Speaker 3: And she was like, this thing is so big it

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Speaker 2: Under But how many under a year old button hole

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Speaker 2: workers has she seen in her time?

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Speaker 3: Well, she said she had another child as well.

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Speaker 2: So the boy compariment that the poor older boys, i'm

442
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Speaker 2: your brother's embarrassing going from a guy whose younger brother

443
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Speaker 2: used to have a decent matrimonial peacemaker on it. I

444
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 2: started wear exspidos in the bath with my little brother

445
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Speaker 2: after a little while, I just don't want to be

446
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Speaker 2: around them. It's a hard thing to deal with.

447
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Speaker 3: Sure, well that's going to be really tough for the

448
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Speaker 3: older brother in this circumstance. But anyway, the mum, the

449
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Speaker 3: friend of mine Russia or not the rush but takes

450
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Speaker 3: the baby to the.

451
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Speaker 2: Out of the way.

452
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Speaker 3: She wasn't it wasn't an emergency, but she was like,

453
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Speaker 3: we need to sort this out because something is wrong

454
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Speaker 3: with my child.

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Speaker 2: Is just thought it was swollen like she thought it

456
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Speaker 2: was something like he was he was hemorrhaging there or

457
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Speaker 2: something or.

458
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Speaker 3: Something like that.

459
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Speaker 2: Anyway, how big was it?

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Speaker 3: I think I think it's a real piece a year old,

461
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Speaker 3: Like I think it's genuinely like is it a leg

462
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Speaker 3: or is it like it's it's it's a real tripod

463
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Speaker 3: sort of situation. Anyway, she goes, she goes to the

464
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Speaker 3: doctor apparently just couldn't keep a straight face.

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Speaker 6: Like you expect obviously, what did you expect in that scenario?

466
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Speaker 6: Like is he just got to do they bring out

467
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Speaker 6: the measuring tape in that incident?

468
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Speaker 2: Like is he got like a little charge that show

469
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Speaker 2: top gear where they had the best of your best

470
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Speaker 2: lap around? Is he just like all right, we'll just

471
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Speaker 2: putting you up here? Actually had Mark Philippurs's come in

472
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Speaker 2: as a two year old and you just clocked him,

473
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Speaker 2: Like how does she know? Does the doctor? I suppose

474
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Speaker 2: the doctor would know, Like I mean, he's probably the

475
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Speaker 2: one person to ask, isn't it.

476
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Speaker 3: That's it. I'm sure the doctor did a few little

477
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Speaker 3: tests and one I don't know how your tested before

478
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Speaker 3: we go on about.

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Speaker 2: That, Like, I mean, that's a fast that's fascinating for doctors,

480
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Speaker 2: isn't it, Because I mean often I mean, you know,

481
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Speaker 2: speaking as a man, you know, particularly at that age,

482
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Speaker 2: you look on your own and you know, you wonder

483
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Speaker 2: what's the averanche.

484
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the urinal is a great place to

485
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Speaker 3: sort of feel your way through there if.

486
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Speaker 2: You're looking at other people's What do you mean, I think.

487
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Speaker 2: I think feeling your way through anything's a good thing

488
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Speaker 2: to be doing it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, like visually, visually I feel my

490
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Speaker 3: way brewery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never.

492
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Speaker 3: Been out of the bottom two, which there's a lot

493
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Speaker 3: about me. But anyway, the doctor.

494
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Speaker 4: When you're above the bottom, when you look to your

495
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Speaker 4: left anyway, it turns out, just to finish off that story,

496
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Speaker 4: that this baby is just is just hung and that's

497
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Speaker 4: what the doctor said.

498
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Speaker 3: So there's nothing wrong with a child. But wow, we

499
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Speaker 3: I do want to hear stories like this. Thirty one

500
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Speaker 3: O six five's out number. Have you taken your kid

501
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Speaker 3: to the doctor or even if you've taken to emergency

502
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Speaker 3: and then the reason you took them was quite embarrassing.

503
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Speaker 2: Doctor laughed in your face. Thirty one and six five

504
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Speaker 2: will tay those girls right up next. I hope you

505
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Speaker 2: guys are all having a one of laughing, and especially

506
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Speaker 2: that kid. I mean, congratulations, things looking up.

507
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

508
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Speaker 2: For asking you guys thirdn't want to six five please

509
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Speaker 2: give us call you have taken your kid to the doctor,

510
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Speaker 2: only to have the doctor laugh in your face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a friend of mine somewhat rushed her baby to

512
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Speaker 3: the doctor because she was worried that they're like the

513
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Speaker 3: doodle was just so big that she was like, she

514
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Speaker 3: did rush.

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Speaker 2: Him, like she did take him into a murder and

516
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Speaker 2: look at her.

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Speaker 3: No, no, that's true, that's that's fair. She casually took

518
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Speaker 3: the baby to the doctor and the doctor just laughed

519
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Speaker 3: and said, no, no, it's a lot. Your son is

520
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Speaker 3: just I mean, he's doing better than me. Let's go

521
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Speaker 3: to Emily here on thirteen one, six five. Emily, this

522
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Speaker 3: was your six month old that you took to the doctor.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly, took him to the local GP. I thought

524
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Speaker 11: he had maybe an ear infection. It was pulling at

525
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Speaker 11: his ears, and the doctor said, it's just that he's

526
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Speaker 11: discovered he's actually.

527
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Speaker 3: Got classic get a lollipop and see your way out.

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Speaker 2: Perfect. Actually, funnily enough, speaking of giggle sticks, which is

529
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Speaker 2: where this story started, that's got to be a phenoming

530
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Speaker 2: on with young boys as well. I've had made at

531
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Speaker 2: a little boy recently. He said, there's definitely a moment

532
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Speaker 2: when they realized that they've got something down there which

533
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Speaker 2: is grabable. Oh no, yes, no, I've also had come

534
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Speaker 2: Joel's got two boys, Joel, this is a moment, isn't

535
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Speaker 2: there where It's like a great.

536
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Speaker 5: Time to come on and confirm this. Yes, both of

537
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Speaker 5: them discover it and yeah, you got to you know,

538
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Speaker 5: have you pull on that, it'll fall off you.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't there a moment. Wasn't there a moment Joel where

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Speaker 3: you again you were sort of not encouraging it, but

541
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Speaker 3: you didn't want to get angry at them about it.

542
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Speaker 3: But then like, wasn't there a moment where you're in

543
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Speaker 3: the shower with the boys and then the boys went

544
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Speaker 3: for yours and you're like, oh no, no, not Daddy's time

545
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Speaker 3: for me to stop takings this was this was your son, Shari.

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Speaker 3: What happened again?

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Speaker 13: He was about six or seven at the time, and

548
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Speaker 13: we had quite a long bath and he used to

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Speaker 13: love sliding up and down it on in the bar

550
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Speaker 13: on his tummy and he wasn't circumcised, and his fore

551
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Speaker 13: skin in one of the slides that overys tenus and

552
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Speaker 13: strangled and so that part of it was turning blue.

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Speaker 3: Oh my wow, goodness, seriously, graphic story.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for really stepping out exactly what happened there.

555
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Speaker 3: That was just that's not it's not really the topic.

556
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Speaker 3: That was just like a penis related story. But I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm glad we've heard it's.

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Speaker 2: Anyone that let's go.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Felicity. Felicity, this was your daughter.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I took my daughter in. She had these terrible

562
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Speaker 9: red ones to the back of her throat.

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Speaker 10: I thought she'd had a throat infection.

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Speaker 11: They were so red and big.

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Speaker 9: And it turned out they were taste buds and ilicity something.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the killing, beautiful, and we've got yes, the legend.

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Speaker 2: Steve whitelaw what his dad? I heard, Steve, I pray,

568
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Speaker 2: I pray that you were calling up to tell a

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Speaker 2: story about taking what he to a doctor and getting

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Speaker 2: laughed at in your face.

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Speaker 14: Unfortunately, it was a very embarrassing moment for the family.

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Speaker 14: Wanted to share it with someone. Yeah, what he was,

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Speaker 14: what he was suffic from stomach pain, might persistent, wouldn't

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Speaker 14: go away.

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Speaker 7: What looks a pretty tough character.

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Speaker 14: So we thought, well, kid's not acting. It must be

577
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Speaker 14: pretty serious, probably the penasius or something. So we we

578
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Speaker 14: talked him to emergency board and they heard the entrance.

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Speaker 14: The Times rushed him through to a cubicle and the

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Speaker 14: three of us, Melissa, myrself and I was sitting there

581
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Speaker 14: and various doctors and nurses would come in and filed

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Speaker 14: back out again, and then they just came in and

583
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Speaker 14: he said, okay, can you please leave. This is the

584
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Speaker 14: Melissa and myself and then he pulled the screen and

585
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Speaker 14: the curtain after we left and got to you, this

586
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Speaker 14: is I didn't say, this is getting pretty serious.

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Speaker 7: They pulled the.

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Speaker 14: Curtains and anyway there was here the other suck the

589
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Speaker 14: curtain and then there's this huge explosion of sound and

590
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Speaker 14: said that the curtain was pulled back.

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Speaker 9: The curtains walked away and.

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Speaker 14: As he and said, it was just.

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Speaker 2: Wind massage the far out of him. Yeah, most expensive

594
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Speaker 2: fun history. See, I thought you might have been calling

595
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Speaker 2: up to say that you took what he to the

596
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Speaker 2: hospital for the same reason his friends did, because you're

597
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Speaker 2: a little bit worried about his his gigglestip being a

598
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Speaker 2: bit big.

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Speaker 14: Well, we weren't concerned because her runs are the family.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 1: Come on, it's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: I do want to talk about something that happened to

603
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Speaker 3: me on the weekend, and I so, and I've been

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Speaker 3: telling this story well for you know, twenty four hours

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Speaker 3: now since the weekend. But a friend of mine recently

606
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Speaker 3: gave birth. So she is now she's now breastfeeding perfect

607
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Speaker 3: and I need.

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Speaker 2: To say, you need to say they give birth factor

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Speaker 2: before we know that she's given birth if she's.

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Speaker 3: Breastfeeding yet the other anyway, we were in at dinner

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Speaker 3: and I would say, we've had a couple of raspberry

612
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Speaker 3: cordials at this stage and I and I said to her,

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Speaker 3: I said, I find this is fascinating, you know what's

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Speaker 3: going on right now, because I truly do find the

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Speaker 3: way the body evolves around pregnancy and birth just remarkable.

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Speaker 3: I think it's one remarkable thing to oh the way

617
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Speaker 3: the body changes actually how birth occurs, I mean, how

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Speaker 3: that thing is just there is a living thing inside

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Speaker 3: of a woman for nine months. That that blows my mind.

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Speaker 2: In terms of the changes though, you're like, how the

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Speaker 2: body changes, what's your Well, that's the biggest change.

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Speaker 3: For the womb getting bigger and then also no, then

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Speaker 3: also this this is crazy. So I was talking. So

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Speaker 3: I was talking to her about breastfeeding and She said

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Speaker 3: to me that she literally feels when when the baby

626
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Speaker 3: starts crying, she can feel the breasts filling up with milk,

627
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Speaker 3: like why.

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Speaker 2: Did I get another like in another ship. The baby's

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Speaker 2: in another room, it starts.

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Speaker 3: Crying, bang, and she feels And that is a body

631
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Speaker 3: subconsciously responding to Okay, we need to get ready now

632
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Speaker 3: because the baby needs us. The baby needs us.

633
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Speaker 2: Wow, what is it like a what level of inflation

634
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Speaker 2: are we talking? Are we talking like she was saying

635
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Speaker 2: that she can healium balloom on a tank sort of thing,

636
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Speaker 2: or is.

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Speaker 3: It just like you just feel? She says, she can like.

638
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 2: It gets the breaking of the snowy river dam, or

639
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 2: like I.

640
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: Don't think it's the breaking snowy river dam. She genuinely

641
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,959
Speaker 3: feels it get heavier and sometimes and this is the

642
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 3: longer you get after the bird. But sometimes one breast

643
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Speaker 3: will fill up and the other one won't, and it's like,

644
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Speaker 3: all right, we're all right now, we're all like we're

645
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: all just going from the right anyway. I'm talking too

646
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Speaker 3: much about how right it fills up, but so anyway,

647
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: so it's in the same when her I said to

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Speaker 3: her husband, I said, to.

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Speaker 15: It most of the right time was so we're talking

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Speaker 15: about this really really great conversation, have you know, shouldn't

651
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Speaker 15: be it to be a conversation then at all I

652
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Speaker 15: turned to her husband and I said, hey, mate, have

653
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Speaker 15: you ever tried have you ever tried the breast milks?

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Speaker 3: I don't want that a weird question, especially when it's

655
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Speaker 3: you know, it's your wife as well. And he said no, no.

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00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely no, don't find that a weird question.

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00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 3: Well I didn't at the time. And then another guy

658
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Speaker 3: who had his wife a given birth put his hand

659
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Speaker 3: up and said one time I got squirted in the face.

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Speaker 3: But no, no, I haven't tried it either, right anyway, Sorry.

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Speaker 2: This was just I mean, I was leading the chat.

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Speaker 2: I realized.

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Speaker 3: I'm just a terrible dinner gain. Yeah. Yeah, but then anyway,

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Speaker 3: so I'll say her name Sage. A friend of mine

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Speaker 3: was like, well, do you want to try it?

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Speaker 2: The milk?

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Speaker 3: The milk to you? And and I said, I.

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Speaker 2: Just give it's only nearly four point thirty on Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Is this conversation?

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Speaker 2: Way you tried it? Mate? Oh?

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00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 7: No?

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00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: Sorry, no, okay, she said, you want to try it anyway?

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00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 3: She put a she put the sheet over right, and

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Speaker 3: you duck underneath it.

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00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no.

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00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 3: She then took at a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: She said, well, that's why she bought the She she total,

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Speaker 2: that's what you're saying, close the curtain and a mass

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00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: no no, she took.

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Speaker 3: She took a cup off the table, off the dinner table.

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Speaker 2: Like cup.

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00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: Filled up, and then presented it to me.

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Speaker 2: And I just.

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Speaker 3: But he was going like, mate, bluddy, like I don't mind,

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Speaker 3: like and everyone was at this point like incredibly curious

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Speaker 3: about the whole right anyway, beauty, beautiful, beverage, beautiful. I

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Speaker 3: would describe it as a as a as a sweet,

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00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: as a sweet almond milk, almost perfect. Anyway, am I

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Speaker 3: the only one whom I.

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Speaker 2: Knew this is where this conversation was going.

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Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't let you have it, really yeah, really

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00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: all right? So have I done my dad business there though?

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Speaker 2: For you, like, if you've got a feeling of what

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Speaker 2: it tastes like, you know now that you've.

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Speaker 3: Do you know another friend I was to I was

696
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: talking to a lot of the women that have given

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Speaker 3: birth in the weekend. You know colostrum, you know.

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Speaker 1: Cost it's the will and Woody podcast.

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00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 3: So look, basically everyone Trump's old lord lawyer Rudy Giuliani

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Speaker 3: had his house rated last week. Who cares super boring,

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00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 3: But it reminded me of that's.

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Speaker 2: Ue interesting because he's been dealing with the Ukrainians? Has

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00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: he really? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Is that confirmed?

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Speaker 2: It's good gear? Isn't that?

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00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 14: Wow?

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Speaker 3: That's just it's good gear. But I've got better gear

708
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 3: because we we once raided your house, will or we

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00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: got our button push of Joel to raid your house.

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Speaker 2: I also thought I was dealing with the Ukrainians.

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00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 3: Oh well, I was, I was sus, I was, I

712
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: was potentially sus. Maybe you know you do speak Ukrainian

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00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: and have shifty phone calls pre show some signs. But

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00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 3: then we're going to get into that. We will get

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00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 3: into when Joel did raid your house though, and found

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00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 3: something funny under your bed, and here is the audio

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Speaker 3: of that.

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00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 5: I found a black box under the bed.

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Speaker 2: Guy interestinge, don't open the box, Joel, this is super sedio.

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Speaker 3: Tell us what's in the box.

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00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 2: Then there's a home in there that I wrote myself.

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00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 2: And then when I got my last haircut, or like

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Speaker 2: when I.

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Speaker 13: Got my.

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00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so much weirder than I

726
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 3: thought it would be. Confirm or deny? Do you still

727
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,479
Speaker 3: have the hair in the box?

728
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: No, I haven't got the hair in the box.

729
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: Where's the hair? I know you wouldn't have turfed that hair.

730
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 2: I' have turfed the hair. Man.

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Speaker 3: You'll never go back. You'll never go back. Where's the hair?

732
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 2: I have got rid of the hair.

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Speaker 3: You found the box.

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00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 2: It was embarrassed, it was I was it was old.

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00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 2: It was old. If you were losing your hair, you

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Speaker 2: would keep some of it.

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Speaker 3: I'd probably keep some of the hair. I think i'd

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Speaker 3: actually frame my hair.

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Speaker 2: Right. You know we're gonna leave on that note. This

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Speaker 2: is an old reference. I don't care what sort of

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00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: a reference. It is a brand. We have a shed brand.

742
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: Now you're ruining it.

743
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 3: And other neighbors fans will love this. Toadfish stapled his

744
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 3: bonytail to a bar? Did he lassids or whatever the

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00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: bar is called us? Me? The neighbors fans are screaming

746
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 3: right now and loving my references, But we do have

747
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Speaker 3: to get out of here. Unfortunately, your neighbors fans, we

748
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: will be back, you know, we will be back tomorrow,

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Speaker 3: though hopefully so I'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: From forth, see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram

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