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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash, I'm airing a bit

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Speaker 2: of dirty laundry, a bit of a bit of interoffice

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Speaker 2: dirty laundry. And I realized that, look, this might be

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Speaker 2: something that's a private conversation. Probably should be a private conversation.

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Speaker 3: But I also think.

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Speaker 2: Everybody listening right now can relate to your toilet in

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Speaker 2: the office being used by another department. I think everybody

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Speaker 2: can relate to it. It's a no go.

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Speaker 3: Maybe someone from the floor above you or the floor

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Speaker 3: below you is using your floors toilets, and they duck up.

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Speaker 2: They say they might even they might even have the

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Speaker 2: goal to give you a good a way in there,

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Speaker 2: and then they absolutely desecrate the place and then they

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Speaker 2: leave like nothing's happened. Now, Look, I think this is

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Speaker 2: something that really covers all industries. I rememb when I

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Speaker 2: used to work as a waiter. If you use the

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Speaker 2: chef's toilets, you were pretty much gone the next day.

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Speaker 3: If anyone wants uses the chef's, so the chef goes.

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Speaker 3: Please if you are.

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Speaker 2: If you stand it, we all tend to put on

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Speaker 2: a mask before we go in.

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Speaker 3: But you no good luck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's been an issue within the radio station,

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Speaker 2: and the big divide in radio stations are sales side

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Speaker 2: of the business and the content side of the business.

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Speaker 2: And one of the big dogs. And this is why

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Speaker 2: I think he can get He thinks he can get

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Speaker 2: away with it. Sammy Harris, you've just full named him.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think you're going to full name him head

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Speaker 2: of sales.

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Speaker 3: Wow of sales.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's he's deputy head of sales.

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Speaker 3: He's a big dog and he's a lovely guy. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We love Sammy, and I think he.

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Speaker 2: Uses that as a bit of a smoke screen to

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Speaker 2: come and use our toilets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've caught him a few times in the act. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: by the way, we weren't doing a sting operation. We wouldn't,

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Speaker 4: were not pesky like that.

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Speaker 3: We happened.

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Speaker 2: We're about to do it until this thing that we're

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Speaker 2: doing now our hand has been pushed exactly just we

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Speaker 2: keep seeing him over.

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Speaker 3: There's no other reason we're going to be over on

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Speaker 3: this building. We see he using one into the.

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Speaker 4: Toilets, and he has had the nerve too acknowledges a

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Speaker 4: couple of times on the way at.

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Speaker 3: Least sneak in exactly, sneaking sneak out exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about the swagger how you're going guys. Yep,

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to go and use your limited toilets, yes, limited,

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Speaker 2: which we share with the text, by the.

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Speaker 3: Way, Yeah, exactly, exactly right.

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Speaker 2: It's not like it's our private toilet either. We're doing

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Speaker 2: this on behalf of the text. Yeah, on behalf of

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Speaker 2: our producers. Everybody. Everybody hates it, you know, Yep.

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Speaker 3: I get it, mate, I get it. Convinced me. I'm

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Speaker 3: fed convinced.

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Speaker 4: Look the plan, the sticks, the sting, the person who

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Speaker 4: is Sam's boss.

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Speaker 3: He actually is the head of sales. We've actually got

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Speaker 3: him and he.

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Speaker 2: Knows what, he knows where the boundary lines.

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Speaker 4: Arend and he knows Sammy quite well. We've got him

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Speaker 4: on the hook. Okay, he knows what he has to do.

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Speaker 4: We are going to go to a song right now.

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Speaker 4: But up next we're going.

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Speaker 3: To speak to to Whitehead. He's the head of sales. Well,

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Speaker 3: we'll gone the white dog dog big dog. Yeah, he

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Speaker 3: goes off as the kennel. He is the biggest of

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Speaker 3: the dogs.

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Speaker 4: And then he's going to call so effectively and say

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Speaker 4: there's been some whispers or complaints being made. Yes, of

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Speaker 4: the content toilets being used by salespeople.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we will see of the content toilets being stained,

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Speaker 2: being desecrated, being tainted well by the sales A sales

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Speaker 2: bear tush should not touch a content clean throwne And

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Speaker 2: I think we all know that.

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Speaker 3: And that's our tag one for what for toilet patrol? Anyway,

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Speaker 3: we're going to hint on a song up next.

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Speaker 4: Let's catch him with his hand in the cookie jar

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Speaker 4: or his tush on the toilet seat.

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Speaker 2: Nothing worse than somebody in a foreign department using your

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Speaker 2: department's toilet. I think we can all.

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Speaker 3: Relate to that.

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Speaker 2: Ever, since the days when kids weren't allowed to use

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Speaker 2: teachers toilets at school, absolutely, I mean you knew where

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Speaker 2: they were, you just didn't cross that line. And it

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Speaker 2: exists today. And I think for me, this is where

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Speaker 2: we need to make a stand because someone from sales,

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Speaker 2: and it's not just a standard salesperson, woulds Sammy.

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Speaker 3: Harris, Yeah, head of sales here.

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Speaker 2: Swaggers down nose. He's untouchable or thinks he's untouchable, and

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Speaker 2: hence he can just waltz in there, unzip, he's very

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Speaker 2: expensive Hugo boss pants and cities tush on the content toilets.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to put an end to that right now.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, operation.

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Speaker 4: We've got the number of our of our big head

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Speaker 4: of sales. This is Sammy's boss. Yes, okay, And effectively

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Speaker 4: we're gonna get the dog. Well he actually joins on

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Speaker 4: the phone right now, we'll explaining to him, Dog, you're there.

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Speaker 3: What dog is that?

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Speaker 1: The dog's dog?

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Speaker 2: Little wow? All right ahead of sales, by the way,

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Speaker 2: op artist.

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Speaker 3: Look, he's across all demos, this guy. You can do

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Speaker 3: the older ones, the younger ones. Now, Dog, you're you're

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Speaker 3: across what we want you to do.

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Speaker 2: Here.

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Speaker 4: There is a there is a member of your sales

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Speaker 4: team who, for reasons we we don't know, comes over

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Speaker 4: to our side of the building and uses our toilets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And how often is this.

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Speaker 3: I'll say it's daily, yeah, daily, And I just don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's cricket.

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Speaker 4: So effectively, dog, you're happy to call Sammy now and

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Speaker 4: say that.

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Speaker 3: There's been so willing and more than willing.

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Speaker 4: And you're going to say there's been an anonymous complaint

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Speaker 4: that's been made about him using the toilets.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you don't bin him with his name first up,

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Speaker 2: maybe just go Look, I'm getting reports from content that

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Speaker 2: there are people on the sales side using contents toilets.

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Speaker 2: See if he comes forward first. If not, then we squeeze.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good angle, All right, we'll give it a go.

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Speaker 1: So speaking, mat, I came out with no caller ID. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. My phone's been doing that. It might

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Speaker 1: because I'm on the.

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Speaker 3: Is it all?

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Speaker 1: Okay? It's good? Yeah? Where are you? I'm at society

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Speaker 1: with the eyebro guy. Have you just have you just

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Speaker 1: ducked out from your luffy dark or your Yeah no,

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Speaker 1: they do well here. But yeah, I'm on the one

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Speaker 1: o'clock to get the kids in a bit. So it's

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Speaker 1: actually good. He's an excuse for lad all right quick one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got a weird call from from P and C

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Speaker 1: about sort of territorial things within an office and a

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Speaker 1: few complaints from down the kiss end of the sales

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Speaker 1: teams using the kiss toilets. What I don't know, Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: and it's come back through P and C. Question for

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Speaker 1: me on behalf of sales to go, what do you

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Speaker 1: know about it and can you follow it up? Are

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Speaker 1: you joking? No, No, I'm not. I've been down there

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Speaker 1: once this week to go to the toilet. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know of it. I don't think. Okay, but but

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Speaker 1: as in but the funny thing his feet like it's

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Speaker 1: an office, like it's not their toilets, just everyone's toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I know, I know, but they're kind of now

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Speaker 1: starting to go. They should be the kiss once the

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Speaker 1: talent toilets, you know, safe the space up stuff before

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Speaker 1: the show where they had to wind down and wind up.

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Speaker 1: So whether or not the name names they did mention you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Yeah I've been there once. Yea, they said

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Speaker 1: a few more than once.

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Speaker 3: Stop using that toilet, semi stop using toilet.

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Speaker 2: You're a bunch of quick.

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Speaker 1: Once Sammy, Sammy, stay away from the dummy because we

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Speaker 1: was in there washing his hands. But seeing it that

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Speaker 1: he is, you're going down.

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Speaker 2: I was enjoying the quiet about toilets, and then the

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Speaker 2: big sales dog walked in and I was like, hang

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Speaker 2: on just a second, you've crossed a line.

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Speaker 1: You've all lost your carbox. Can I just say we

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Speaker 1: live on radio?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Tell me you're kidding me? Not again, not again.

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Speaker 3: I'm never entering my mind.

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Speaker 1: You you take this call from the toilet, Yes i am.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the kids toilets now, and can I just

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Speaker 1: tell you I'm going to destroy the whole thing him,

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Speaker 1: one of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to