1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:28,804 Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app room floor. 4 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:35,324 Speaker 3: On the cutting room floor. What's Sarah Ferguson up to now. 5 00:00:35,284 --> 00:00:39,043 Speaker 1: Well, she's a big defender of her husband, Prince Andrew, so. 6 00:00:40,964 --> 00:00:41,443 Speaker 2: There's that. 7 00:00:42,444 --> 00:00:45,644 Speaker 1: Also, we've interviewed her. She's very open. She's a lucy goosey, 8 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:48,644 Speaker 1: isn't she. Yeah, she doesn't have many boundaries when it 9 00:00:48,644 --> 00:00:50,644 Speaker 1: comes to the chat. Here's what she said, because when 10 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:54,644 Speaker 1: the Queen died, she got she took over the care 11 00:00:55,324 --> 00:00:58,764 Speaker 1: of the Queen's remaining corgies, Muck m u I c 12 00:00:58,964 --> 00:01:00,044 Speaker 1: K and Sandy. 13 00:01:00,404 --> 00:01:01,924 Speaker 4: She inherited those two dogs. 14 00:01:02,044 --> 00:01:03,164 Speaker 2: Is that like Lady Muck? 15 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:04,844 Speaker 4: It's m u c k. 16 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:09,644 Speaker 1: So maybe it's pronounced differently, maybe it's Lord Mook or something. Anyway, Well, 17 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:12,203 Speaker 1: this is what she has said about caring for the 18 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:16,404 Speaker 1: Queen's corgies. Quote, I have her dogs. I have her corgies. 19 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,203 Speaker 1: Every morning they come in and go, you know, wolf 20 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:22,044 Speaker 1: wolf and all that. I swear it's the queen talking 21 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:22,283 Speaker 1: to me. 22 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,643 Speaker 2: What dogs bark? Yeah. 23 00:01:25,724 --> 00:01:27,084 Speaker 4: She goes on to say what honor it was to 24 00:01:27,084 --> 00:01:28,804 Speaker 4: know Queen Isabeth second et cetera, et cetera. 25 00:01:29,244 --> 00:01:31,764 Speaker 1: But do you think the Queen would be happy knowing 26 00:01:31,764 --> 00:01:36,044 Speaker 1: that Fergie's saying that her Corgies are channeled channeling her 27 00:01:37,124 --> 00:01:38,844 Speaker 1: to speak to Fergie. 28 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,124 Speaker 3: I think the Queen liked Fergie because she's as mad 29 00:01:41,164 --> 00:01:42,083 Speaker 3: as a box of hair. 30 00:01:43,044 --> 00:01:45,124 Speaker 4: She's a quarking mag to speak of Corgi's. 31 00:01:45,203 --> 00:01:48,084 Speaker 2: Yeah. True, So the Queen I think was probably amused 32 00:01:48,084 --> 00:01:48,284 Speaker 2: by it. 33 00:01:48,364 --> 00:01:51,484 Speaker 1: Well, Andrew was always known. Andrew was her favorite child. 34 00:01:52,164 --> 00:01:55,404 Speaker 1: So here you know. But that terrible time I was 35 00:01:55,404 --> 00:01:58,884 Speaker 1: in England filming for beyond two thousand. I remember when 36 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:01,924 Speaker 1: Fergie was caught having a feet sucked. She was separated 37 00:02:01,924 --> 00:02:05,084 Speaker 1: from Prince Andrew, but the footage came out. 38 00:02:05,164 --> 00:02:06,564 Speaker 4: She was staying at Balmoral. 39 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:09,203 Speaker 1: The footage comes out, it's on the front page to 40 00:02:09,284 --> 00:02:12,404 Speaker 1: the paper, and she had to come downstairs where all 41 00:02:12,444 --> 00:02:16,364 Speaker 1: the family was having breakfast and face Prince Philip. 42 00:02:16,564 --> 00:02:17,564 Speaker 2: You're on the front page. 43 00:02:17,764 --> 00:02:18,724 Speaker 4: Oh what am I doing? 44 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:22,404 Speaker 1: Am I channeling at Corgi? No, you're having your feet sucked? 45 00:02:22,404 --> 00:02:26,323 Speaker 1: And there's Prince Philip full of derision. Apparently, storms it'd. 46 00:02:26,084 --> 00:02:27,004 Speaker 2: Be hard being a royal. 47 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:29,964 Speaker 3: You think of, say, Prince Charles and Camilla you don't 48 00:02:29,964 --> 00:02:32,563 Speaker 3: even remember that those tapes, remember the tapes all those years. 49 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:35,163 Speaker 1: It was terrible that a private conversation of these was recorded. 50 00:02:35,244 --> 00:02:37,484 Speaker 4: That is terrible. But this is where they spoke to 51 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:37,884 Speaker 4: each other. 52 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:40,364 Speaker 1: And when you look at the transcript, it's full of 53 00:02:40,524 --> 00:02:45,043 Speaker 1: love and like a couple of kids. But it's about 54 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,604 Speaker 1: him wanting to be inside her trousers, which led to 55 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:49,844 Speaker 1: the infamous I wish I was a tampon conversation. 56 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,364 Speaker 3: It just and have you read the do you want 57 00:02:54,363 --> 00:02:55,404 Speaker 3: to do? The transaction? 58 00:02:55,603 --> 00:02:56,163 Speaker 4: The whole thing? 59 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:56,724 Speaker 2: Transactions? 60 00:02:56,764 --> 00:02:58,284 Speaker 4: Are we allowed to speak like this? 61 00:02:58,724 --> 00:03:03,163 Speaker 3: I don't whatever you want to I'll be Camilla, okay, 62 00:03:03,244 --> 00:03:06,244 Speaker 3: yes I would, as are you to do the voices? 63 00:03:06,363 --> 00:03:09,564 Speaker 1: It's like that program Start the Week? Can't start the 64 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,244 Speaker 1: week without you? 65 00:03:10,564 --> 00:03:14,124 Speaker 2: Yeah? I fill up your tank? Yes you do, then 66 00:03:14,163 --> 00:03:14,804 Speaker 2: you can cope. 67 00:03:14,964 --> 00:03:15,644 Speaker 4: I'm all right. 68 00:03:15,884 --> 00:03:18,964 Speaker 2: What about me? The trouble is I need you several 69 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:19,563 Speaker 2: times a week? 70 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,603 Speaker 4: So do I I need you all the week all 71 00:03:21,644 --> 00:03:22,083 Speaker 4: the time. 72 00:03:22,324 --> 00:03:25,564 Speaker 2: Oh god, I'll just live inside your trousers or something 73 00:03:25,844 --> 00:03:26,924 Speaker 2: that would be much easier. 74 00:03:27,084 --> 00:03:28,923 Speaker 4: What are you going to turn into a pair of nickers? 75 00:03:30,404 --> 00:03:33,284 Speaker 2: Oh you're not going to come back as a pair 76 00:03:33,324 --> 00:03:33,844 Speaker 2: of nickers. 77 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:36,004 Speaker 4: That's me. Sorry, Oh you're going to come back as 78 00:03:36,004 --> 00:03:36,724 Speaker 4: a pair of knickers. 79 00:03:37,204 --> 00:03:41,684 Speaker 2: Oh, God forbid, tampacs. Just my luck. Oh you're a. 80 00:03:41,644 --> 00:03:44,524 Speaker 4: Complete idiot, And what a wonderful idea. 81 00:03:44,444 --> 00:03:46,924 Speaker 3: My luck, to be chucked down the lavatory and go 82 00:03:47,324 --> 00:03:50,683 Speaker 3: on and on forever, swirling round on the top, never 83 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,604 Speaker 3: going down. 84 00:03:51,724 --> 00:03:54,164 Speaker 2: Darling, until the next one comes through. 85 00:03:54,324 --> 00:03:57,004 Speaker 1: Or perhaps what or perhaps you could come back as 86 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,604 Speaker 1: a box, a box of tampacs, so you could just 87 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:03,044 Speaker 1: keep going, that's true, repeating yourself. 88 00:04:03,084 --> 00:04:05,684 Speaker 4: Oh, darling, I just want you now to. 89 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:10,564 Speaker 1: So desperately, desperate, desperately I thought of you so much 90 00:04:10,604 --> 00:04:11,284 Speaker 1: at Yarrabie. 91 00:04:11,524 --> 00:04:15,204 Speaker 4: Did you simply mean that we couldn't be together? How 92 00:04:15,244 --> 00:04:18,084 Speaker 4: mortifying for them when that was came reading on the rain. 93 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:19,484 Speaker 2: We're just reading it out there. 94 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:21,964 Speaker 4: He's now our king and she is our queen. Yes, 95 00:04:22,244 --> 00:04:25,524 Speaker 4: you know, but there's been lots of scams. What about 96 00:04:26,044 --> 00:04:27,724 Speaker 4: is that what the tampon is called? 97 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:30,364 Speaker 1: What about when Prince Harry he's written this in his book, 98 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,444 Speaker 1: so he's written and an editors looked at it and thought. 99 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:37,084 Speaker 4: This is all fine. When he said that he'd got 100 00:04:37,164 --> 00:04:38,324 Speaker 4: frostbite on his area. 101 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,284 Speaker 2: Ah, did this is when he used these. Mum's bloody, 102 00:04:40,404 --> 00:04:41,364 Speaker 2: he said. 103 00:04:41,444 --> 00:04:43,844 Speaker 1: Upon arriving home, I'd been horrified to discover my nether 104 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,684 Speaker 1: regions were frost nipped as well. And while the ears 105 00:04:46,684 --> 00:04:50,084 Speaker 1: and cheeks were horribly healing, were already healing, the todger wasn't. 106 00:04:50,564 --> 00:04:52,644 Speaker 1: It was becoming more of an issue by the day. 107 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:56,684 Speaker 1: His downstairs, he said, was oscillating between extremely sensitive and 108 00:04:56,724 --> 00:05:00,284 Speaker 1: borderline traumatized. I've been trying to get some home remedies, 109 00:05:00,324 --> 00:05:02,964 Speaker 1: including one recommended by a friend. She urged me to 110 00:05:03,004 --> 00:05:05,524 Speaker 1: apply Elizabeth iardenkream. I said to my friend, my mum 111 00:05:05,604 --> 00:05:07,084 Speaker 1: used that on her lips. Give me to put it 112 00:05:07,124 --> 00:05:10,243 Speaker 1: on my todger, so you know. And then he also 113 00:05:10,364 --> 00:05:12,764 Speaker 1: said he took magnesium supplements. It is all in his 114 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:15,364 Speaker 1: books with his anxiety. It did, he writes, but in 115 00:05:15,444 --> 00:05:18,804 Speaker 1: large quantities it had an unpleasant side effect loosens the bowels, 116 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:20,803 Speaker 1: which I learned the hard way at the mate's wedding. 117 00:05:21,244 --> 00:05:24,884 Speaker 2: At the wedding, Yeah, I didn't know magnesium does that. Yeah, 118 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:25,804 Speaker 2: apparently you don't say. 119 00:05:25,844 --> 00:05:29,884 Speaker 3: None of those ads for chemists, Warehouse or Priceline Pharmacy. 120 00:05:29,604 --> 00:05:31,924 Speaker 4: Well, it probably says that the disclaimer will make your people. 121 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,044 Speaker 2: That would be the worst pooing your. 122 00:05:34,884 --> 00:05:39,084 Speaker 1: Pants disclaimer for you know, Tampax made up in a 123 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:40,444 Speaker 1: conversation with the Royal family. 124 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:43,604 Speaker 3: Been look at Harry's at someone's wedding already, He's stealing 125 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:47,204 Speaker 3: the show. And then he goes and shits his decks. 126 00:05:47,484 --> 00:05:48,564 Speaker 4: So much for a white wedding. 127 00:05:49,284 --> 00:05:51,084 Speaker 2: Okay, kids, that's it for today. 128 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,084 Speaker 4: He come back tomorrow for 129 00:05:52,124 --> 00:05:54,204 Speaker 2: More Josie and a man that's cut the room for him.