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Speaker 1: It's a special Willan Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to know what was your worst first date? Woods? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thirteen and one oh six ' five. If you can

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Speaker 2: relate to that.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about it because as a woman on TikTok,

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Speaker 3: she's done a video which has been viewed twelve million

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Speaker 3: times about her first date experience. Now, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: save that till the end because hers is quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: But I thought i'd take your calls before we get

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Speaker 3: to her. We've got Emily here. Emily, tell us about

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Speaker 3: your first date.

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Speaker 4: So my first date was in a hospital?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow?

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Speaker 2: How did that happen? Emily?

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Speaker 4: So I was seventeen and I've had twelve operations on

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Speaker 4: my legs to this day.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 4: And I was supposed to be out of hospital by

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Speaker 4: the first date and I wasn't. Three decided to surprise

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Speaker 4: me in hospital. He met all my family, I met

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Speaker 4: all my doctors, and we had a date where I

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Speaker 4: was still in my pajamas and I took him around

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Speaker 4: the hospital in a wheelchair.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's quite romantic. I actually liked that, Emily.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're still together three and a half years later.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's lovely.

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Speaker 3: That's absolutely lovely right store talking about bad first days.

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Speaker 2: That's a crack out. Yeah, I got a yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he just called up to Bragg, didn't you.

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Speaker 4: I got it. He still holds it against me sometimes

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Speaker 4: he goes, why why do you make me go to

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Speaker 4: hospital all the time? I always come with you, And

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Speaker 4: I'm like, sorry, you love me, I promise.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't your phone? Actually I hadn't experience in him.

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Speaker 3: I saw there was a woman who I was sort

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Speaker 3: of talking to a little bit who happened to be

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Speaker 3: the nurse when I was getting my wisdom teeth taken

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Speaker 3: out and the doctor apparently I went under and the

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Speaker 3: doctor goes, oh, do you know this guy? And she said, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've been talking to him a little bit. And apparently

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Speaker 3: the doctor said to her, oh, that's interesting. Do you

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Speaker 3: want to see his doodle?

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Speaker 2: Because I was under?

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Speaker 3: I was under and she claims that, you know, she

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Speaker 3: said no, no, no, no, no, of course not. But

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Speaker 3: I never heard from her again, So who knows?

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Speaker 2: Did they try and find it? A very good will?

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Speaker 3: That's what the operation was for the man's thirty years

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Speaker 3: old and still haven't anyway, I've got Maria here on

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Speaker 3: juice to tell you.

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Speaker 2: To the girls. That's true. Story, it's true. I was

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Speaker 2: going to say, just before we got to a meet,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, we'll go to Maria first. Because you've got

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Speaker 2: another first date story which rings a mill from We

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Speaker 2: don't bring that up. Let's go to Maria. Maria, here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 3: You think your first date was worse than d I'm

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Speaker 3: glad to play everyone on TikTok.

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Speaker 5: I know this, No, I know this taco story and

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Speaker 5: this is nothing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, it's a long.

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Speaker 5: Story, so I'll tell really really quickly. So we decided

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Speaker 5: to meet at his house so we could drive to

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Speaker 5: dinner together. We go to go in his car. He

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Speaker 5: brings a dog with him. The dog is farting the

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Speaker 5: entire time, and he's like, He's like, Maria, is that you?

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Speaker 5: And I'm like no. We get to dinner and he

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Speaker 5: bumps into someone who knows leave you sitting at the

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Speaker 5: table for twenty minutes on my own wown't sit down. Finally,

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Speaker 5: he's like, why are they taking so long to take

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Speaker 5: my order? And I'm like mate. But then he gets

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Speaker 5: we get our food, he complains it's not good enough.

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Speaker 5: He gets another meal and then takes his band ate

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Speaker 5: off his finger, puts it in his food, complain to get.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 5: Then we get out to like go to the car.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't able to pretend to push me into traffic,

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Speaker 5: pulls me back. Oh. And then we get in the

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Speaker 5: car and I was like, I've got to get out

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Speaker 5: of here. To the guy I was tempt him bowling

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Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, look, I'm feeling sick. And

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Speaker 5: he goes, oh, you know what, I've got to medicine

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Speaker 5: at home. Why don't you come and grab that? And

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh no, more like yeah, And I

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Speaker 5: was like, all right, I've.

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Speaker 2: Got to go.

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Speaker 5: And I kind of went to give him a kiss

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Speaker 5: on the check just to say that thanks, and he

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Speaker 5: turned his head, shoved his tongue throat still go. I

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Speaker 5: was just going to say so. Then he ended up

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Speaker 5: texting me on hey, I'd love to see you again.

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Speaker 5: You know you're really attractive, blah blah blah, and I said, look,

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Speaker 5: thank you for the dinner, but I'm not interested. Normally

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Speaker 5: I would always offer to play half, but this did

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Speaker 5: all want He'll no, you can play the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: And then he turned around and guys, oh, you're just

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Speaker 5: a chick out for a free nail. That was a

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Speaker 5: really great diet.

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Speaker 2: He's so wrong.

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Speaker 3: Actually think you might have topped Taco girl here. But

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Speaker 3: I did promise I was gonna play some audio from

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Speaker 3: the TikTok. This is this woman who's been vieend of

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Speaker 3: a twelve million times, revealing her horror first dyed story.

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Speaker 6: This man messages me out of the blue and he goes,

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Speaker 6: I like your face, Let's go get some food. I

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Speaker 6: drive forty five minutes to his house. He's standing outside

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Speaker 6: of it. He walks up to my car and he goes,

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Speaker 6: I've lost my keys.

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Speaker 1: Can you drive us there. We end up at a

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Speaker 1: taco bell.

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Speaker 6: We get to the speaker and he just leans over

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Speaker 6: and goes, I would like one hundred hard shelled tacos.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: He does one of these numbers. I'm like, did you

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Speaker 1: forget your wallet? And he's like yeah. I was like,

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Speaker 1: do you need me to pay? He's like yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, where to next? And he goes back to

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Speaker 1: my house. He lives with his dad. It's fine, sits

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Speaker 1: down and he just screams at the top of his lungs.

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Speaker 1: Let's beech.

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Speaker 2: In the line again, give you peesh, And then him

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Speaker 2: and he's dad. Just head on and talk. Oh Grid, Astra,

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Speaker 2: Exis christis run up next and got five bucks you

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Speaker 2: can wine. I'm gonna tell that Woody first dight story

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Speaker 2: on the other side. Don't you worry about that.

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