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Speaker 1: Listen, it's to Christian O'Connell Show. If you came a
Speaker 1: SA ware house. Good morning, Patsyny, Good morning, Rio morning.
Speaker 1: Now every Tuesday we ask you, would you say yesterday
Speaker 1: you're a Monday winner or loser? How did you start
Speaker 1: the week? Are you a Monday winner or loser? You
Speaker 1: can text us now O four seven five three one
Speaker 1: oh four three Patsy, which way.
Speaker 3: Is it for you?
Speaker 4: I'm a loser this week because we've got our daughter's
Speaker 4: fifteenth birthday.
Speaker 1: On Sunday and she turned fifteen.
Speaker 5: No, can you believe it?
Speaker 6: She's fifteen. I've got a fifteen year old in the house.
Speaker 6: It's insane.
Speaker 3: How do you and Chris phil about that?
Speaker 6: UM, I don't know.
Speaker 4: How I feel about it, to be honest, because I've
Speaker 4: spoken about this on the show before.
Speaker 1: How it goes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, don't play that sport.
Speaker 4: How it goes so fast it does feel like it's
Speaker 4: slipping through your fingers. I've got what maybe three years
Speaker 4: of her being permanently at home.
Speaker 3: You might have longer than that. You don't know what
Speaker 3: our plans.
Speaker 1: Are off and on, you know.
Speaker 4: I read something last night which brought me to tears.
Speaker 4: It was about a mother writing something about whose daughter
Speaker 4: was finally driving for the first time, and she said
Speaker 4: it was the realization of all those car trips where
Speaker 4: it was just the two of them, just those pesky
Speaker 4: school pickups or running to sport or wherever with the
Speaker 4: last time, that it would just be full time, one
Speaker 4: on one time with her. Now that she had her
Speaker 4: own car and her own independence, she said, those times
Speaker 4: were almost gone, like they'd be just maybe just a
Speaker 4: handful more.
Speaker 3: It is quite a lot suddenly.
Speaker 1: And also what does come along is now you get
Speaker 1: to be the passenger and you can still have these
Speaker 1: car trips. And I love it when if we're going
Speaker 1: for a big drive, we go do you want to drive?
Speaker 1: You drive, and you can be the passenger. And then
Speaker 1: you realize, actually, probably the passenger for most of this relationship. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what's it ever, when in the driving seat to males
Speaker 1: will just accept you've always been the passenger, dad, and
Speaker 1: so it's actually quite a nice thing.
Speaker 3: It's very empowering for them.
Speaker 1: And the more you empower your kids and feel like
Speaker 1: you can do this you don't need to be monitoring you,
Speaker 1: the more they grow and they can deal with life's challenges.
Speaker 3: Now, all the ups and downs.
Speaker 6: She's fine, it'll be used.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: She's also just she's just fifteen.
Speaker 1: I know, I've got years and that's hundreds of days
Speaker 1: and hours last.
Speaker 6: The last fifteen years gone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but Patty, think of the positive side. She can
Speaker 7: also be the designated driver when you go to the pub,
Speaker 7: when you go to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: So the Silver Line hasn't worded her up on that yet.
Speaker 6: It's not silly, but anyways, or.
Speaker 1: Already having a picked Chris and Pats up for an
Speaker 1: all nighter. No kids should have to see their parents
Speaker 1: like that. Darts try and get them in the car unsubscribed.
Speaker 4: Yes, anyway, I said to my husband yesterday, Hey, we
Speaker 4: should just have a look what we've bought her. Each
Speaker 4: of us we get a one combined gift and then
Speaker 4: each of us gets us gets her little things anyway,
Speaker 4: So we both got our bags out and we bought her.
Speaker 6: Because she's a huge Billie.
Speaker 4: Eilish fan, as you know, we both bought her the
Speaker 4: same T shirt sounds Billy and Stereo. So with great
Speaker 4: minds think alike.
Speaker 3: And then what are you doing for a birthday?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: She wants a really quiet birthday this year. She wants
Speaker 4: to go shopping with a girlfriends on Sunday. So we said,
Speaker 4: we'll give you some money to do that. And I said,
Speaker 4: do you want a cake?
Speaker 3: Even that's the difference. And she doesn't want to hang
Speaker 3: out with you guys, that's no.
Speaker 6: She just wants uber eats for dinner. We said, look,
Speaker 6: you can have a trick.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? What? Oh, there's nothing wrong,
Speaker 1: but I was just saying I can't believe she's made
Speaker 1: that choice.
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Speaker 3: All right, so we do how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 3: Your Monday? Winner or lose rio? Which way for you?
Speaker 1: I am a winner?
Speaker 7: So on Friday, I'm going to Grease to meet my
Speaker 7: partner Will. He's been in Urope for the last three
Speaker 7: weeks without me. I'm going to meet him over there.
Speaker 7: But unfortunately to Greece.
Speaker 1: I've never been beautiful. God, you are going to love it.
Speaker 1: It's stunning. It looks I do with the Greek islands
Speaker 1: or yeah, we're going to.
Speaker 7: Three Greek islands. We're going to Santorini, Sifnos, and Milos.
Speaker 3: They're all beautiful. Santorini is stunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot wait.
Speaker 7: But it's been a bit of a cluster because I
Speaker 7: had to move my flights, which I think you've had
Speaker 7: to do as well, because you're going through the Middle East.
Speaker 7: Now I have to go through Singapore, so I've had
Speaker 7: to cancel my initial flight. On Sunday, I call the
Speaker 7: airline on hold for an hour. They tell me it's
Speaker 7: going to be a five hundred dollars cancelation fee.
Speaker 3: That's shocking, So like, you know what.
Speaker 7: That's my only option. But I couldn't bring myself to
Speaker 7: pay it. So I was like, I'll think about it
Speaker 7: and then I'll go with you back again.
Speaker 3: What she's going to go back to system in a
Speaker 3: circle of.
Speaker 4: Hell more expensive, like the closer to when you due
Speaker 4: to fly.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: But I called again on Monday, so I called yesterday
Speaker 7: on hold again. I get through and the lady goes, okay,
Speaker 7: yes you'd like it to cancelation and a refund.
Speaker 8: You are eligible for a full refund.
Speaker 3: And I was like, the changed their policies. I have
Speaker 3: no idea what a lucky bounce.
Speaker 7: I didn't ask any questions. I was like, take and run,
Speaker 7: take it and grabbing run.
Speaker 8: So you said yep, and then straight away email full refund.
Speaker 7: So when do you ever get that back to the
Speaker 7: ball with those corsets?
Speaker 3: No, there were a nightmare. It's actually really hard.
Speaker 1: Speaking of flights organization as well, anos, they are not
Speaker 1: tooliously difficult.
Speaker 3: You are on a hold for ages.
Speaker 7: Yes, they put you through the ringery to one person,
Speaker 7: the next person, the next person sends you back. So
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe my luck yesterday I was beaming.
Speaker 1: Now tell Patsy about this ridiculous nature of how much
Speaker 1: luggage you're taking.
Speaker 3: So you're away for two weeks.
Speaker 7: For two weeks, I've packed. I've already done all my
Speaker 7: packing for the first time ever. I've never ever done
Speaker 7: that before. And I'm putting it all in a seven
Speaker 7: kilo domestic size back.
Speaker 6: Wow, I'm in fred.
Speaker 1: Now past you think about that. So you're away from
Speaker 1: maybe what twelve nights, so all that change your clothes.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be sweating. It's hot out there, and you
Speaker 1: think just nowhere near are enough clothes. She needs a
Speaker 1: daytime outfit.
Speaker 3: Something.
Speaker 1: In the evening we're going out for dinner. Are you
Speaker 1: washing underwear? How many pairs are you taking?
Speaker 7: I figured there'll be somewhere to wash stuff like there'll
Speaker 7: be the laundromat or maybe one of the places at.
Speaker 1: The local will be calling you Stinkoat, the Santorini stinkers here.
Speaker 3: You must be Australian. Did you wear that every day
Speaker 3: for the last ten days? I'm gonna be wearing nothing.
Speaker 3: I've got You got one pair of trainers.
Speaker 7: I've got only one pair of shoes. I've got expairs
Speaker 7: of undies, six pairs of socks and five T shirts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 6: It'll be fine swimming half the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Patsy.
Speaker 3: You could just tell that you're Australian.
Speaker 1: I've actually got I've taken at least thirty odd kilos
Speaker 1: to the UK, and I'm there for eight days.
Speaker 3: I always do, pats would there be.
Speaker 1: At least right so for those eight days, there be
Speaker 1: at least fifteen T shirts. I just can't. I can't
Speaker 1: narrow it down. I am a chronic overpacker. I've got
Speaker 1: my brist lean Yes, I've got my snow shoes, climbing ropes, cramponds,
Speaker 1: every weather planned for Aus.
Speaker 7: Well, don't you envy the freedom that I have? I
Speaker 7: would just be getting off the plane with my little backpack.
Speaker 3: How do you narrow down watch shirts and T shirts?
Speaker 3: I couldn't live like that.
Speaker 1: I'd rather take half the wardrobe. And also I never
Speaker 1: use more than ten percent of it. Yes, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: such a pain. I must get the hang of this
Speaker 1: at some point as a grown up.
Speaker 7: And you get home, you can't remember which ones are clean,
Speaker 7: which has to be washed.
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Speaker 1: I would say I'm a Monday winner. Yesterday evening intern
Speaker 1: Pete and I went out for dinner. I took them
Speaker 1: to this pub and never been to before, but I
Speaker 1: had great views online and it was a proper great
Speaker 1: family pub. You know, in the last cot of we's
Speaker 1: been on this big mission to save Aussie pubs, because
Speaker 1: there are sixty percent of Australian pubs have gone the
Speaker 1: last twenty years. I don't if you've ever been to
Speaker 1: this place? Can I reckon enough the Flying Duck? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: I used to live right around the corner. You're kidding
Speaker 1: Dark To Way, isn't it? Yes, right behind Pran Yes, yes, sure,
Speaker 1: I have to go down these various streets.
Speaker 3: I thought it was in a guy.
Speaker 1: Ritchie movie, but it's an incredible, proper family pub. Love.
Speaker 1: I got in there about half five and there were
Speaker 1: families having dinner in the sort of glasshouse area. And
Speaker 1: last night we happened to get there and it was
Speaker 1: State Night twenty dollars for steak and chips with some slaw.
Speaker 1: That is actually Monday Winner twenty bucks. Yes, you can't
Speaker 1: find that anywhere.
Speaker 3: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant pub.
Speaker 1: And then when I got back, though, both my daughters
Speaker 1: are back at home for this week, and so it
Speaker 1: was like being grilled because I've raised daughters. They just
Speaker 1: have so many bloody questions about everything. I just came
Speaker 1: in and went, I'm going to bed now. They were like,
Speaker 1: how old is he? I'm like, well, intern pein, I went, oh,
Speaker 1: he's in his forties. What businesses of yours? And they
Speaker 1: were like, has he got a partner? Does he want
Speaker 1: to have kids? Does he want to get married?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: I said to Pete, They've got so many questions. Pete's
Speaker 1: agreed to be interviewed by my daughters. I know, I said,
Speaker 1: you might regret this. So my daughter's going to interview
Speaker 1: intern Pete. Incredible because I just had to endless questions.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's appropriate for me to ask any
Speaker 1: employee of mine, even in turn Pete, it appears to
Speaker 1: have less rights. And then the other human being in radio,
Speaker 1: I said, somebody, I can't it's not appropriate.
Speaker 8: What are we thinking? Is like a podcast exclusive?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, get they get the dirt. I know
Speaker 1: kan J used to do the light detector. This will
Speaker 1: get more truth. My two daughters grilling intern.
Speaker 2: Pete, Christian O'Connell sha gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 1: If Rio books to a travel agent, they would have
Speaker 1: done all that work for him. No way to on
Speaker 1: hold to an airline call center or so Ria. Make
Speaker 1: sure you weigh that carry on If it's slightly over
Speaker 1: seven K, they will make you remove items at check in.
Speaker 1: And as you've got no suitcase, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 8: That's a very good point.
Speaker 1: Shuck, a pair of undies your bonds in hold. Luckily
Speaker 1: I haven't got too many undies, so it won't.
Speaker 3: Be much of a problem. Do you know what's interesting now?
Speaker 1: This is Michelle who's a personal travel manager at Morning Michelle,
Speaker 1: it's the suburb I live in. A brand new independent
Speaker 1: travel agent has opened on the high Street. And I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it because these days, you know online people
Speaker 1: shopping for deals and stuff.
Speaker 3: That still people.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I actually still want to go and use
Speaker 1: the local service. Wondering because do you remember before the internet,
Speaker 1: this is how you booked a holiday. Yes, anywhere in
Speaker 1: the world you would go and consult brochures. Yes they would.
Speaker 1: You're sitting there looking at a foak tell of a
Speaker 1: hotel and go, looks it's got several flaws. Will stay here,
Speaker 1: and you know that's how it would be. People could
Speaker 1: organize trips around the world.
Speaker 7: And you'd walk in not knowing where in the world
Speaker 7: you even wanted to go. And have you considered Europe
Speaker 7: then you're going, yeah, maybe I'll go to Barwi.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was actually pleased they're still going through on the
Speaker 1: independent Actually travel Shore where people wander in, because remember,
Speaker 1: then you'd have to go and give them a deposit cash.
Speaker 1: They have that old sort of gray thing they get
Speaker 1: from the drawer. Do you remember the key in petty
Speaker 1: cash and give you a receipt and then you'd have
Speaker 1: to go back and cut the avoid holiday pay the
Speaker 1: remainder of the ballots. I hope they still do it
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so stressed.
Speaker 1: All right, So yesterday and the time wasteter was Monkey
Speaker 1: movies on International Monkey Day. Some of the best songs
Speaker 1: we had, I Know what you did with the Last
Speaker 1: Banana Hunt for the Red Ass, Toba King Kong and
Speaker 1: I They're Simeon about Mary when Harry met Sally, Diary
Speaker 1: of a Chimpy Kid and the winner was Steve with
Speaker 1: Capuchin Phillips.
Speaker 3: So what have you got?
Speaker 1: Monkey Movies? Texas Shaws oh four seventy five three one
Speaker 1: oh four three best when we get you in the
Speaker 1: next ten minutes. We have a best into medal. All right,
Speaker 1: so's the time one for me? Monkey Movies, ape Ventura.
Speaker 8: Pot Very gold.
Speaker 1: Flung, Pooh Fat Panda, Rhesus of Nazareth and the baboonis
Speaker 1: gold Ala. What have you got Monkey movies.
Speaker 7: But Noobo and Clyde, Oh, Naughty Monkeys, Silver Chimp, Dependence Day.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's very good.
Speaker 1: Okay, Gold and Dude, Were's My Macaque?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good Gold as well.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We're doing monkey movies extra time on the time waster.
Speaker 1: I want to go and see Toy Story five this
Speaker 1: week with the family, and I want to speak to people.
Speaker 3: Can anyone has anyone seen it? Can they let us
Speaker 3: know is it good?
Speaker 1: Because sadly the reviews I've read are in three reviews
Speaker 1: yesterday were really saying.
Speaker 3: It's not great.
Speaker 1: In fact, the headline for one of them, and I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe this is about such a great franchise. I
Speaker 1: hate using network, but all the Toy Story movies I
Speaker 1: think have been works of art. They're just brilliant, and
Speaker 1: so they've obviously left at a very long time between what
Speaker 1: was it the fourth one?
Speaker 3: This is four? Or five?
Speaker 1: Yes, five, and the headline was this is what happens
Speaker 1: when you beat a franchise to death.
Speaker 10: Was a bit savage for a kid's movie, isn't it.
Speaker 10: So Mu's got a real pile of with Toy Story.
Speaker 1: So there's anyone seeing it, is it good? I wanted
Speaker 1: to be good. So this one, the whole idea is
Speaker 1: the movie's moral messages. It's a declare war on digital
Speaker 1: iPads devices. Okay, So there's a new character who is
Speaker 1: basically an iPad called lily Pad.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, my friend took his two seven year old twins
Speaker 1: to see it at the weekend, and on the drive
Speaker 1: home he said, Tom, who's your favorite character? And then
Speaker 1: when it both went, oh, lily Pad, and I don't
Speaker 1: think that's.
Speaker 3: The message of the movie.
Speaker 1: Not Buzz, not Woody, the iPad the enemy, and it
Speaker 1: was like lily Pad the iPad was up. We're so doomed,
Speaker 1: all right, Monkey Movies, Armor Gibbon, that is very good.
Speaker 3: John, you a Monkey Movies.
Speaker 1: Remember that outstanding chimp documentary, Chimp Empire.
Speaker 11: Oh ri ip porp Pie gone to one of TV
Speaker 11: Sad and Death Star. He was anyway, eight mile, Oh,
Speaker 11: that's very good.
Speaker 1: Forest Gibbon silver, fifty first apes gold, that's very good. Mom,
Speaker 1: a's a party. I'm sure that's an Italian surname. Throw
Speaker 1: Marmoset from The True Silver Harry Potter and the Half
Speaker 1: Blood Chimp Silver plus King Donkey Kong Gold, Many Macaque Silver,
Speaker 1: Project Harry Monkey. That's gold, very good, Project Harry Monkeys
Speaker 1: very good, Swinging in the Rain sil plus, Mandrill of
Speaker 1: Steel Silver, Lawrence of Ape Rabia Gold, Weekend at the
Speaker 1: Boonies Silver, Edward poo Flinging Hands Bronze, Grilla La Land Bronze,
Speaker 1: Apa Geddon Silver, Chitty Chitchy Oranger Tank.
Speaker 3: Alright, who is the winner?
Speaker 1: Who is winning a very exclusive Best in Show medal?
Speaker 1: The medal goes to Project Harry Monkey.
Speaker 3: Teacher Chris, You're the winner today.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I think about taking the family going to see Toy
Speaker 1: Story five, but I've read mixed reviews.
Speaker 3: Who've seen it? Did you like it? Christian?
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two and I went to see the Weekend
Speaker 1: Toy Story five is really good in my opinion, completely
Speaker 1: different approach, still amazing. It made me feel bad about
Speaker 1: my own toys.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, gone it twenty two? You gotta let it go,
Speaker 3: don't make it.
Speaker 1: I feel worse.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 1: I saw the new Toy Story movie last Friday in
Speaker 1: an adult's only screening.
Speaker 3: That's the spirit. What does that mean?
Speaker 8: I don't like the sound of No, did.
Speaker 10: You see sex Toy story adults only? It's about Chartood.
Speaker 10: Get those pesky children out of here. It's just a grinch,
Speaker 10: would you? I did that much hope.
Speaker 1: But the new one is great, lots of throwbacks to
Speaker 1: the original two and maybe cry a couple of parts.
Speaker 3: It also seems the toys in this one are very
Speaker 3: horny for some reason. Lots of adult jokes that will
Speaker 3: go way over that.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna go and see it now, Hannah, thank
Speaker 1: you very much for your review. All right, big week
Speaker 1: for us on the show. So we are on the
Speaker 1: road Thursday.
Speaker 9: No sleep.
Speaker 2: To crew on the road Tawoomba.
Speaker 1: We are heading it hard Thursday night and then Friday
Speaker 1: morning we are live from the pub that has been
Speaker 1: renovated though last couple of weeks, the greatest pub in Australia,
Speaker 1: the Criterion Hotel in Hendon on Half outside.
Speaker 3: Of Brisbane, Queensland. That's the show.
Speaker 1: Friday, we are live there for the grand unveiling. Now
Speaker 1: we've had this message. This is exciting unofficial welcome from
Speaker 1: the mayor of where.
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, It's Tandy Milligan, mayor of the Lockey Valley.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to say a huge thank you for
Speaker 12: doing what you are doing for the Criterion Hotel and
Speaker 12: a Holiden community. The pub is a key part in
Speaker 12: the heart of this town and I cannot wait to
Speaker 12: see the transformation this Friday with Shannon no Live of course,
Speaker 12: which will be the icing.
Speaker 9: On the cake.
Speaker 1: Well, she's sort's a muffler voice at the end or
Speaker 1: something secret kidnapped at the end of muffled the release
Speaker 1: our mayor. Yes, all right, so Mayor Tanya Milligan, A
Speaker 1: lovely welcome there. Please Mayor come down. This is your manner.
Speaker 1: We're in your house, so please come down Friday. How
Speaker 1: do you become How does one become a mayor? Are
Speaker 1: you voted in?
Speaker 6: Yes, you have to be elected, just run for office?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: They are you voting for the council and the council
Speaker 7: votes the mayor or? Do you are you voting just
Speaker 7: straight mainlining it to the mess.
Speaker 6: Council, isn't it? So you run for office?
Speaker 1: So same, It's like, you know, we had like the
Speaker 1: you know, like big cities the mayor of because they
Speaker 1: have quite.
Speaker 3: A they have a budget.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, yes, So it's not just a sort
Speaker 1: of it's not just a title.
Speaker 3: Ceremony, a proper job.
Speaker 1: You've got those, right, it's the big cities.
Speaker 8: But yeah, not like the town crier or something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's an actual they have actual powers
Speaker 7: and Responsibility's a full time job.
Speaker 1: It's quite well paid, right and.
Speaker 3: Do they have the chains as well?
Speaker 1: Now you turn up in the mayoral robes and chains
Speaker 1: because it looks incredible that pomp, you know, obviously as
Speaker 1: a as a British guy, love pomp and terminy. I
Speaker 1: hope she's going to turn up with the with that mery,
Speaker 1: the mayor robes and they get that big mister T necklace.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's a better name than mister T necklace.
Speaker 1: I think mister T models has looked on may Tana.
Speaker 1: I don't forget the key to the city, do you reckon?
Speaker 1: They'll give us that be awesome, Wow, the key to Hell.
Speaker 1: I mean there's only three buildings there. One of them
Speaker 1: is the pub, the other one is a police station,
Speaker 1: and the other one is that sparse store across the road.
Speaker 3: That's it and then the other big thing.
Speaker 1: So Friday, we're really doing the big unveiling for the
Speaker 1: accidental publicans that the most beautiful people, Tracy and Gary
Speaker 1: and we have live music as well with the One
Speaker 1: and Only. You say showing a pub you've got how
Speaker 1: Shannon Know is going to be singing. He's doing three
Speaker 1: songs live this Friday.
Speaker 2: Christian and Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Shannon our big guest in the Big Friday Show live
Speaker 1: from our renovated pub, the Criteria in hotel in hel
Speaker 1: in Queensland this Friday. Shannon are performing live. So we're
Speaker 1: flying up Thursday and then we're staying in a nearby
Speaker 1: town called to Woomba. If anyone has any facts about
Speaker 1: to Woomba, I'm looking for them this morning.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: The Chuckle sisters have been doing some research and uh,
Speaker 1: I can tell these aren't very good.
Speaker 3: I tell you why.
Speaker 1: Rio. They just came in just now with a piece
Speaker 1: of paper that didn't even know they could even fill
Speaker 1: a piece of paper. It was like a third fall.
Speaker 1: And I went to tell you what don't you do these?
Speaker 1: And they looked at each other like, oh god, so you.
Speaker 3: Know what it's like. You know, you do your own
Speaker 3: you do your own gear.
Speaker 1: They were happy for me to do this substandard fair
Speaker 1: but that's when I said you do it. They were like, oh, god, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, let's see what they've got.
Speaker 13: No sleep tell.
Speaker 1: Chuckle sisters, what can you tell us about to Woomba? Alrighty?
Speaker 14: To Womber is the second most populous inland city in
Speaker 14: Australia behind Canbra. That's very impressive. I don't know how
Speaker 14: many inland cities there are, but it's the second most.
Speaker 1: Part you'll find that inland cities isn't the category it
Speaker 1: is now.
Speaker 8: I guess.
Speaker 1: Who are they competing with? Orange Camebra?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: Let's get all this ready for the production. I want
Speaker 1: to hear that production going tomorrow. The Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 1: is live from Australia's second most popular inland city.
Speaker 3: Next fact from Towarmer chuckle.
Speaker 15: Sisters Stephen Bradery and Sonya Krueger were born and raised.
Speaker 3: There's that is good? Okay, yeah, alrighty.
Speaker 2: The next one.
Speaker 14: It's a host of Australia's longest running floral festival, Wow Hours.
Speaker 14: It was the first warm of Carnival of Flowers that
Speaker 14: ran since nineteen fifty so it's been going for a
Speaker 14: bloody long time.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Next to Womber, fact in eighteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: What of the show's first appendectomies were performed on a
Speaker 1: table into Wombar and she survived. That's my favorite one,
Speaker 1: the appendectory fact. This is my favorite one. All right,
Speaker 1: one more, Kaitlyn, what have you got? It's going to
Speaker 1: be as good as that appendect to be one.
Speaker 2: Ok.
Speaker 14: Womber claims the Leamington was actually created there.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that.
Speaker 3: Is a big flex.
Speaker 14: No, it's a proof, but we'll stick with it.
Speaker 1: Most country towns claim that they invented the Lamington. It's
Speaker 1: hard work out who actually did.
Speaker 3: Invent the Lamington.
Speaker 1: So to Wimba claims that they invented the Lamington, they
Speaker 1: absolutely do.
Speaker 14: Tuomba claims that the Lamington was created there at.
Speaker 6: The Harlexton House.
Speaker 14: I don't know what that is, but I believe them.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can go on a little walking tour of
Speaker 3: to woman when we get there.
Speaker 2: Thursday, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: This week the show goes on the road. We head
Speaker 1: up to Queensland on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Show.
Speaker 1: We're staying for the night into Woomba and then we're
Speaker 1: off to Heldon to do the big live pub show,
Speaker 1: the reopening and the reveal of the pub renovation for
Speaker 1: the criteria in a hotel and save our pub. So
Speaker 1: we're asking you for your recommendations. Where do we go
Speaker 1: Thursday night into Womba Christian. I say this to someone
Speaker 1: who has eaten a lot of chips over the years. Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: we all need a claim to fame. But the chicken
Speaker 1: shop Super Rooster into Womba has the best hot chips
Speaker 1: in Australia. That is a huge claim.
Speaker 7: I've heard about Super Roosters popped up on my Instagram
Speaker 7: quite a few times.
Speaker 8: Actually, I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: We should go. Well, then, let's go and samp all
Speaker 1: these famous hot chips. We got that the appendectomy story
Speaker 1: and Partisiccate and has told me it's the most haunted
Speaker 1: place in Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh really. When I asked for details there was nothing.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's the most haunted Inland City.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe it's the ghost of the appendectomy victim.
Speaker 1: All right, it's right now on the show that we're
Speaker 1: doing Signs You're an adult? What have you got for
Speaker 1: a signs You're an adult? Own four seventy five three
Speaker 1: one oh four three. Perhaps you've got a great one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've started following on insta this page. It's called
Speaker 4: good Drying Day melb and there's similar sits around Australia
Speaker 4: where it tells you if it's a good day to
Speaker 4: hang out your laundry or not and the chance of
Speaker 4: doing you really.
Speaker 3: Need to be following someone on Instagram for that.
Speaker 4: We look out the window, I know, but it's brilliant
Speaker 4: and they've got they've slimmed it down to this science.
Speaker 4: So a formula for the perfect outdoor drying is one
Speaker 4: hour or more of sun plus less than seventy percent relatives'.
Speaker 3: Mat that they've worked out in each sun. They're saying
Speaker 3: to dry these.
Speaker 1: Sheets rain bad, yes, so good. Next you were telling
Speaker 1: me that snow isn't great for them.
Speaker 4: A temperature of twenty one degrees or more and eight
Speaker 4: to twelve miles per hour sustainable wind drying day in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: It's not going to be a good drying day six
Speaker 8: months exactly.
Speaker 1: So what we meant to do just stay in our
Speaker 1: stinky old bed sheets, use it dry. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: going to strip my bed and then I'll take it
Speaker 1: up on the plane. I'll go and try. You'll see
Speaker 1: me just looking for heels hoist into Wimber. They can
Speaker 1: try my yundies on.
Speaker 6: I'm not surprised. You don't take your sheep.
Speaker 4: You take everything else when you go travel thirdikilos.
Speaker 3: What's a signing you an adult?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 7: At the pub, I started talking with my mates about
Speaker 7: what are the best ergonomic office chairs?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? We were discussing, well, whatever the ones we
Speaker 1: have in the studio, these are the bottom of that survey.
Speaker 7: Well, one of my friends got a Herman Miller and
Speaker 7: which is apparently like the Rolls Royce of office chairs,
Speaker 7: and we all gathered around his phone like he bought
Speaker 7: a new Paul or something.
Speaker 1: I was so jealous. It looks beautiful. It makes them
Speaker 1: so good. I have no idea.
Speaker 8: It's just like on tour defining materials.
Speaker 1: It just it looks very well.
Speaker 3: Do you think makes a good office chair? Do you
Speaker 3: want a head ross?
Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no?
Speaker 3: Do you what about the tilt function?
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're in When I'm in tilt mode, I'm
Speaker 1: in think mode, you know, and I need to be
Speaker 1: I can't be upright to think. It's like a spirit level.
Speaker 1: Just need to move the liquid a bit and needs
Speaker 1: going to hang on. Let me think about that tilts
Speaker 1: thinking upright, present my findings right.
Speaker 8: That's why during the songs you're.
Speaker 1: Always I have to manually tilt myself. It'd be better
Speaker 1: if this chair would it, but it doesn't. These are awful.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a stall sort of thing, like
Speaker 1: a boy band would sit on when they're doing the
Speaker 1: slow songs. And then the main one suddenly stands up
Speaker 1: from this stool like a stall high chair. Yes, that
Speaker 1: is spot And also eight years have been on this chair,
Speaker 1: I'm yet to find a comfortable position. No, if you
Speaker 1: ever look at videos of the show, you'll see me
Speaker 1: constantly shifting by watching because they're so uncomfortable. Just now
Speaker 1: I've decided we are now actively in the market for
Speaker 1: new show chairs. Yes, Herman Miller. It sounds like Herman
Speaker 1: Miller is a bit of coinage. Two k if what
Speaker 1: I don't think a character is that for an office shell,
Speaker 1: We're never getting that this place. These have actually got
Speaker 1: like slash marks, like someone's attacked them with a knife.
Speaker 1: Your one is disgusted. Is there's holes in it, the
Speaker 1: actual moth holes or I don't know whether presenters here
Speaker 1: Tony or Hi go biteing the show.
Speaker 10: I don't know what goes on, but it's it's like
Speaker 10: actual slash marks.
Speaker 1: Yes, huge stains.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is revolting.
Speaker 1: If only we knew someone who was married to someone
Speaker 1: that worked had a big office, national chain office.
Speaker 3: Well, so help me, do they do Herman Miller's.
Speaker 8: Aunt is your partner?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6: We won't have a two K chair in our house.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 6: Two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So off the first show, we fly up to to Womba.
Speaker 1: We're staying there for night and then we're doing the
Speaker 1: big live pub show Shannon not performing live, the grand
Speaker 1: reowning of the Criterion Hotel. Early on this one of
Speaker 1: the Chuckle sisters were giving us some too Womba facts
Speaker 1: and they dropped a pretty big one that Sonya So,
Speaker 1: Sonya Krueger and who was there?
Speaker 3: Was it Bradbury?
Speaker 8: Stephen Bradbury.
Speaker 1: Yes, we've just had this message from Sonya Kruger or
Speaker 1: is it spelt here k r uh Er?
Speaker 15: Hey, Christian, it's Sonya Krueger here. And when you get
Speaker 15: to Towoomba, make sure you rug up. I was born
Speaker 15: there and it can get really cold. It's also a
Speaker 15: great place for snuggling up, getting some hot food and
Speaker 15: hanging out with the locals because they're the best. And honestly,
Speaker 15: the number of people I know who work in television
Speaker 15: and we're born into Woomba, it's quite freaky. I think
Speaker 15: we're all related.
Speaker 3: That actually, who is it?
Speaker 1: Ai? The way that was edited sounded really strange. How
Speaker 1: I had to snuggle up with you all into woman?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And just to know that we're in a
Speaker 1: place where so many greats.
Speaker 3: Of TV come e g. Krouger. Oh because she maybe
Speaker 3: instead of.
Speaker 1: Save our pub your next campaign could be save your chairs.
Speaker 1: Because you know you're an adult. When signs your it
Speaker 1: up for me is tonight, I'll be using well this
Speaker 1: afternoon the slow cooker. Anytime I get to use my
Speaker 1: slow cooker, it excites me. I don't know why. It's
Speaker 1: just because it's easy. You throw it all in, you go,
Speaker 1: you cook it.
Speaker 3: No, how about you.
Speaker 1: Too, Sully sat here your big everything.
Speaker 3: I love using the slow cooker. But one of the
Speaker 3: worst says of trying and clean afterwards.
Speaker 8: And you got to take it yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's signing out out buying a slow cooker.
Speaker 1: The other one is you suddenly find that you actually
Speaker 1: have strong opinions on what kind of kitchen scourry you're
Speaker 1: going to use. Are you going to go scrub Daddy
Speaker 1: or good old? And I'm more on the side of Chucks.
Speaker 1: That dish one, the dish one, that's what I use,
Speaker 1: the heavy duty one anti leak.
Speaker 7: Now I've got a new one, a new innovation in
Speaker 7: the world of kitchen scouring.
Speaker 3: Not needed Chucks. I'm a Chucks guy. I will be
Speaker 3: to the day I die.
Speaker 7: But the problem with Chucks, and this is what the
Speaker 7: problem that this new scourer solves, is that your you
Speaker 7: use really searing hot water like I do.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, your hand when you use a chuck, your hand
Speaker 8: gets really hot.
Speaker 3: How for that hand?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're doing at the moment, that is what you're
Speaker 1: doing someone else with that scour.
Speaker 7: This scour has a little knob on the top, So
Speaker 7: protect your hand like an octopus.
Speaker 3: So you put your hand on your generation. Now, got
Speaker 3: weak hands.
Speaker 1: You have the softest hands I ever city. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: because I look after them. Maybe a little bit of
Speaker 1: hand moister after the show. And also I need to
Speaker 1: have soft hands. To get tactile with the faders here
Speaker 1: of course. Sorry sorry, these are the hands of a
Speaker 1: man who works on the tools on radio faders, buttons, headphones.
Speaker 1: That's it, really, it's a very shortlist, save as a
Speaker 1: shortlist of great people that have come out of to
Speaker 1: one month. Sonny Krueger, I just Michelle Laurie. Also, oh wow,
Speaker 1: how she is a broadcasting engine Christian forget about your
Speaker 1: overpriced Hermamella dal Brands are an Aussie based manufacturer of
Speaker 1: ergonomic office chairs.
Speaker 3: We can sort you out, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Chasman Christian signs you're an adult canceling dinner plans because
Speaker 1: you have dinner already in the fridge. Now remember what
Speaker 1: mom moment when she said the same thing whenever we
Speaker 1: want to take away, Oh I.
Speaker 3: Just cooked tonight.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're an adult, when you have to
Speaker 1: work out dinners for the family for three hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty five days of the year. It's the bit you
Speaker 1: never think about when you're a kid and you can't
Speaker 1: wait to be a corona. You never ever think the
Speaker 1: utter hell of the dreaded Oh my god, there's nothing
Speaker 1: in the fridge.
Speaker 3: What we're doing for dinner?
Speaker 2: Tonight.
Speaker 1: I can't get a takeaway on Monday. Christian signs you
Speaker 1: an adult. You have to scrape the last bred out
Speaker 1: of every single container, like butt Marjorie and jamut Centua
Speaker 1: before throwing away.
Speaker 9: I do that.
Speaker 1: They're rinching getting a knife in there to get it
Speaker 1: all out.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Of the Weekend.
Speaker 1: Pats's husband Chris to love God put his foot through
Speaker 1: the ceiling. Pats was making him put Christmas trees into
Speaker 1: the crawl space.
Speaker 4: Yes, plawing the garage out, upper guys into the garage,
Speaker 4: out of mind, out of sight.
Speaker 1: So we're looking for your stories of falling can be
Speaker 1: falling through, falling in, falling out, falling on, falling on
Speaker 1: I forgot that one. You seem very keen. It's the
Speaker 1: second day you push that one. What are you hoping for?
Speaker 1: You know, yesterday you were getting way too excited about
Speaker 1: a monkey lap dance.
Speaker 3: No, no, no one.
Speaker 1: Now today it's people falling on you.
Speaker 3: You can fall on any sort of anybody, but you're watching.
Speaker 8: Yeah, at least let me watch.
Speaker 3: Okay, Inter's got a story.
Speaker 5: That is a king for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, mine is so embarrassing.
Speaker 5: It still haunts me to this day at the end
Speaker 5: of the day, because it was about I'm going to
Speaker 5: say eleven twelve years ago, I was flowing to Dubai
Speaker 5: with Dubai Tourism.
Speaker 8: So it was a big.
Speaker 1: Special event, the Color JACKIEO Show. Yeah, correct, right.
Speaker 5: So we're there to be whined and dined and we
Speaker 5: were going to have this experience where they just really
Speaker 5: wanted to showcase Dubai of what they were right now,
Speaker 5: and that was a really big thing for they were
Speaker 5: targeting the Australian and all that sort of stuff. Now,
Speaker 5: I was sort of brought over there to sort of
Speaker 5: keep everyone together and make sure that we do the
Speaker 5: right things.
Speaker 3: And I was briefed in on things and you.
Speaker 1: Can so suddenly you're the cultural ambassador from Carl and JACKIEO.
Speaker 3: As you say that in my head, yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something went wrong? What do you fall into prison or.
Speaker 5: Well no, not quite, not quite. But what I was
Speaker 5: briefed on, as you know, being gay over there. I'll say, oh,
Speaker 5: there's things you can and card do and all that
Speaker 5: sort of stuff, and being gay was one of them
Speaker 5: as well. So I was told to shut up about that.
Speaker 5: But look, things have changed. I'm getting sidetracked. What I
Speaker 5: want to explain is there was an opportunity where they
Speaker 5: were going to bring and they did bring a Dubai
Speaker 5: prince to us to come and meet and greet. And
Speaker 5: I'm saying to everyone, as I would in any situation, and.
Speaker 1: You've got your own kind of bogan prince Carl himself right, They.
Speaker 5: Were bringing this prince over and I said, guys, please,
Speaker 5: for the love of God. The head of tourism was
Speaker 5: literally like, Peter, please make sure everyone behaves. I know
Speaker 5: you guys are a bit naughty sometimes and things get
Speaker 5: a bit crazy, but this is not a time to
Speaker 5: be silly. I was like, I have got this, So
Speaker 5: I say to everyone. I'm saying, guys, just stand there,
Speaker 5: say nothing, but obviously answer the questions, behave yourself, all
Speaker 5: that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: And as he's walking up with the head of.
Speaker 5: Dubai Tourism, literally I took one step forward to go
Speaker 5: and shake hands, I stepped right.
Speaker 3: Into a coy pon. I had fallen straight in front
Speaker 3: of the prince.
Speaker 5: Literally there, and I'm standing in this coy pon now
Speaker 5: and I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing probably very expensive coy as well, you can't
Speaker 1: be trampling those, you can't be gay, and you certainly
Speaker 1: cannot be trampling KOI. You just need to imagine Steve
Speaker 1: Carell on the office. This is literally what happened to me.
Speaker 1: And I basically I thought, well, I need to commit
Speaker 1: to shake the hand.
Speaker 3: So I shook his hand from the pond.
Speaker 1: From the pond, Just commit to the move, Just style
Speaker 1: your way out of it.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't want to unsettle anyone else by getting water.
Speaker 5: Everyone was like, when we're done, I'll get out of it.
Speaker 5: As they were all talking, I was slowly getting in
Speaker 5: and out. It was just so embarrassing, this falling over story.
Speaker 5: But I just I've always wanted to tell that, and
Speaker 5: there it is, is, finally out there in the open.
Speaker 1: All right, if you've got a story like Pete's, then
Speaker 1: we're looking for your stories of falling and of course
Speaker 1: you got your own personal want of falling onto.
Speaker 11: Yes, please please please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your falling stories. Good morning. Question.
Speaker 1: My sister lives in Toowomba. I've just spoken to her.
Speaker 1: She said, to tell you you've got to all go
Speaker 1: to the cube. Thursday, Night restaurant. It's very nice. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for recommendations. Uh ebracushion backstory. Our deck
Speaker 1: wasn't finished. You can almost guess what's happening here. Deck
Speaker 1: isn't finished. I'll get Benny Ready. Benny's Ready. Had a
Speaker 1: railing but nothing in between the rails, and the floor
Speaker 1: was high off the ground. Our neighbors were having drinks
Speaker 1: at our house, and my husband leaned backwards and went
Speaker 1: through the railing. My neighbor asks, where's your husband gone?
Speaker 1: As he suddenly got up off the ground and casually
Speaker 1: walks up the steps. Luckily he'd had a few drinks.
Speaker 1: It didn't hurt himself. And our grass is so lush
Speaker 1: and like a speaking carpet. That is great luck. All right,
Speaker 1: we've got some stories here, Allison.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Allison. Tell us your falling story.
Speaker 9: So, at the age of fourteen, I was at an
Speaker 9: abseiling event and I was four and a half stories
Speaker 9: up and then the next minute I'm falling. My hair
Speaker 9: ended up getting caught in the freegre of eight and
Speaker 9: I landed and ended up with two broken arms all
Speaker 9: the way past my elbow, having to yell for mum.
Speaker 2: Feel for everything.
Speaker 3: Oh my word, what a dramatic story.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously not lucky you fell and you wrote
Speaker 1: your arms, but that could have been so much worse.
Speaker 3: Four stories.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I was lucky that my hair actually got
Speaker 9: caught in the figure of eight, which curled me up
Speaker 9: into a ball. So I landed evenly with my head,
Speaker 9: my bum and my hands and luckily just broke my
Speaker 9: two arms.
Speaker 1: You're so chipper about it, Amison, who was in charge
Speaker 1: of the ab scene in that day.
Speaker 3: That is shocking.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, safety, I meagines didn't really work, but you
Speaker 9: know it was a learning curve and I'm okay, and
Speaker 9: I'm here to tell a story to you.
Speaker 1: So obviously, so you boat both your arms? Yes, right,
Speaker 1: you're fourteen? How then are you feeding yourself? What's happening?
Speaker 9: So it was cool, Mum. I had to get longer spoons.
Speaker 9: I had to get help with everything.
Speaker 1: Where where'd you get longer cut the from hospitals there
Speaker 1: extendable spoons.
Speaker 9: I don't know, you were just there.
Speaker 8: Maybe your mum takes like a fork to a fork.
Speaker 8: I spooned to.
Speaker 1: Yes, several nights together, a telescopic nights.
Speaker 9: About six weeks. They cut one down so that it
Speaker 9: was below the elbow so that I could I could
Speaker 9: move it luxury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alison, great story. Thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 9: I have a good day, Love you work, thank you.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Aristin morning, Matt, Hello, Hello Matt. So you fell through
Speaker 1: the garden shed.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I was fifteen.
Speaker 1: My my nan had bought a place that needed some
Speaker 1: Renaud's and she called us there to help us out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can get a fifteen year old kid,
Speaker 1: don't you. That's who cool to give a red over.
Speaker 1: They love those old older generation. They love a little
Speaker 1: bit of a kiddy labor, don't they see there's ricky
Speaker 1: old wood. Yeah, we can't shove them up the chimneys anymore.
Speaker 1: We can show them on a garden shed roof. Do
Speaker 1: the renault. That's it up on the old wooden garden
Speaker 1: shed roof. As I got up, I said to Dad,
Speaker 1: this thing's creaking.
Speaker 11: It's going to fall down.
Speaker 1: Mama made us pull the nails. And as I pulled
Speaker 1: the nails, the roof bell the walls fell.
Speaker 16: Papa smoke everywhere, And to this day it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: They all swear they've been the scene.
Speaker 3: We should do a phone in tomorrow with famous last words.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many of us have got a story where.
Speaker 1: Someone said something or go should be right? The next thing,
Speaker 1: you're falling through air and then there's a puff of smoke,
Speaker 1: and then I bet you Nanda's word, what's up with you?
Speaker 3: Your silk?
Speaker 1: Get up? She said, well, that's that done and walked away. Matt,
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars chemist warehouse voucher.
Speaker 3: Brilliant story. Thanks, guys, thank you very much. Have a
Speaker 3: good day, Mat, have a great day.
Speaker 15: Bye bye.
Speaker 3: Carol, Good morning.
Speaker 13: Carolod morning guys.
Speaker 3: Now Carol, what happened to you?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 13: Do I have a story for Rio? I actually fell
Speaker 13: on someone?
Speaker 1: Oh, here we get someone's getting excited.
Speaker 3: He loves a crushing story. Crusher.
Speaker 13: Well, I was on a long, long train ride, just
Speaker 13: visiting friends. Got on and I sleep like a beauty
Speaker 13: trainers chatters with total strangers. Next minute I know, I've
Speaker 13: been waking up by the stranger beside me on his lap,
Speaker 13: where I dribbled because I was snoring and so relaxed, very.
Speaker 1: Comfortable, very relaxed, spooning a stranger I.
Speaker 13: Know, and unfortunately he was so kind. He actually suggested
Speaker 13: that we go out for on a date.
Speaker 10: readA this is a gentleman, great mood.
Speaker 13: Well I did.
Speaker 3: Who said chivalry was dead?
Speaker 1: It would be a human pillow for you, sweet princess.
Speaker 13: I did actually have to turn him down, sadly that
Speaker 13: I did compliment him for such a comfortable lap in
Speaker 13: letting me se, no, that makes you.
Speaker 1: Still screening these green Carol. You really cheered them up.
Speaker 1: You cheered them all of us up. Carol, that's a
Speaker 1: fantastic story. We send your prize.
Speaker 13: Oh wonderful. Thank you very much, Thank.
Speaker 3: You very much.
Speaker 1: And Carol, can I just ask what has been happening
Speaker 1: whilst we've been having this conversation. Are you going upstairs
Speaker 1: on a treatment or wrestling with somebody?
Speaker 13: Am I sounding like a dirty phone call? Am I
Speaker 13: walking the dog as I'm parked?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Physical activits you're going on in the background?
Speaker 13: Do you apologize?
Speaker 1: It added a bit of energy to the whole conversation,
Speaker 1: in tune with the topic.
Speaker 3: It was perfect.
Speaker 1: You were reenacting it beautifully there, Carol, enjoy your dog walk.
Speaker 3: Thanks for calling you.
Speaker 2: By Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, we're still looking for your falling stories. Time
Speaker 1: Waste is coming up in a couple of minutes. Time, Christian,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for you guys to get back from
Speaker 1: your break to hear Rio's story of falling asleep in
Speaker 1: someone else's lap on his flight to Greece. Christian, a
Speaker 1: younger princess ruf Rufo was helping me fix the sky
Speaker 1: out my garage. He fell through the skylight and landed
Speaker 1: on the back car window of my car underneath it,
Speaker 1: smashing that as well. This guy is attached to photo
Speaker 1: here there is what can on inscribe as an ass
Speaker 1: shape in a car window of a tesla. It's literally
Speaker 1: like the shape of someone's backside. It must have gone
Speaker 1: through falling through the skylight and then it's a double
Speaker 1: falling through and then through a window of the window
Speaker 1: of a tesla.
Speaker 3: Incredible story. We got Shelley here.
Speaker 1: Good morning Shelly, Good morning Christian and all the crew
Speaker 1: and now perfect You don't need to learn their names.
Speaker 1: And Shelley Rio, we got we.
Speaker 14: Got one of them.
Speaker 1: Two hour three is good now, Shelley, I understand you've
Speaker 1: got a great still about falling that involves the cactus.
Speaker 16: Yes it does, so okay, I'm getting on in years now.
Speaker 16: So this happened when I was almost five and we're
Speaker 16: at my grandmother's house and she had an outdoor dunny.
Speaker 16: My mother was very busy with the other younger children,
Speaker 16: and I had to go to the toilet on my own,
Speaker 16: now outdoor dunnies, there was no little kiddy's toilet seas
Speaker 16: in those days. Unbeknownst to any of us, our grandmother
Speaker 16: had decided this cactus was too dangerous to having a
Speaker 16: pot anymore, and she threw the whole thing down the
Speaker 16: outdoor Duney. I was little, and my bum lid down
Speaker 16: into the toilet onto the stead dangerous plastics, where it
Speaker 16: trickled my bum and as my knickers were still around
Speaker 16: my knees, as I ran out screaming, I also fell
Speaker 16: over on the gravel path.
Speaker 1: I had to go.
Speaker 3: Yes, Selly, what a story.
Speaker 13: Oh it was old.
Speaker 16: I hate cactus plants never.
Speaker 3: I don't like them either. They're just violent things, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Cactus plants where they're small or the bigger ones as well.
Speaker 3: And also this is the second story.
Speaker 1: You've had a run of great stories like your Shelley
Speaker 1: involving being at NaN's place.
Speaker 13: Oh dangerous.
Speaker 1: They're honestly the Ohs that they never had a Nan
Speaker 1: always NaN's.
Speaker 3: It's not even Grandad, it's the NaNs.
Speaker 1: They just don't seem to care about sort of safety
Speaker 1: and stuff like those are cactus in the dummy crazy.
Speaker 13: She never liked me anyway, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Of it, so she shared a trap for you.
Speaker 1: And it's such a young age to dislike teacher.
Speaker 3: A lesson that is brutal.
Speaker 1: All right, Shelley, great story, but send your price.
Speaker 3: Thanks to calling.
Speaker 16: Have a good day, Thank you you too, Bye bye.
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Speaker 1: Good morning Tim, Christian. I was fighting mates in cabin
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Speaker 1: We've had nothing but great stories today about falling, but
Speaker 1: half of them involved being around a NaN's place, who
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