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Speaker 1: And Amanda Jamn, I saw a great well, I'm just

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Speaker 1: still going to call it a tweet. Even though Twitter

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Speaker 1: is now X I'm just going to call it a tweet.

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Speaker 1: It's just easier.

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Speaker 2: Is a little bit of hunger games now as well,

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Speaker 2: isn't that?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: All the maddies are out on X now, Oh they've.

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Speaker 1: Been Maddie's there the whole time.

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Speaker 2: It depends who you choose to fi old school days

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Speaker 2: a Twitter used to be kind of moderate. Now it's

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Speaker 2: just nuts.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm happy to silo myself. I follow journalists and comedians.

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Speaker 1: I choose not to look at the crazies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I haven't been on X because I went

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Speaker 2: to get the new password and digital Jenna gave it

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Speaker 2: to me, and it was one of those passwords that

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Speaker 2: I just I couldn't even understand and I just couldn't

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Speaker 2: be bothered putting it in. And my life has not

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Speaker 2: been any worse since I got rid of X slash Twitter.

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Speaker 1: No, but sometimes you get a gem like this. Someone

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Speaker 1: has said, I've been alive twenty years and I still

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Speaker 1: haven't found the right thing to say. When someone knocks

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Speaker 1: on the door of the public bathroom, isn't that true?

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Speaker 1: Someone anick this has written, you should say, Ah, I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting for you. But it's in your own home.

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Speaker 1: If you're in the New Day, I'm in here or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: Knows you're in there well because you go with the

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Speaker 2: forum guide everyone.

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Speaker 1: But if you're in a public loo or any of

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Speaker 1: that sort of stuff, and someone tries to push the

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Speaker 1: door or knocks on the door, what do you say.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fully fledged adult, I have. I have been

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Speaker 1: part of many nuanced decisions in my life. I've had

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Speaker 1: to deal with a lot of stuff. This is quite true.

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Speaker 1: This is a moment that's crippling. What do you do?

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Speaker 1: What do you do? So you're in the public toilet,

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Speaker 1: or you're in a toilet somewhere that's not in your

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Speaker 1: own home and not a friend's house or whatever, so

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Speaker 1: you're no one knows you, and there's a knock at

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Speaker 1: the door or push at the door, someone's trying to

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Speaker 1: get in. What do you say?

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Speaker 2: You got a cough for something like that, don't.

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Speaker 1: Cough too much or other things will happen.

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Speaker 2: I remember one of the most humiliating things in my life.

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Speaker 2: I was staying in a friend's place sleepover, and I

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Speaker 2: say as a kid, as a kid probably fourteen, and

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Speaker 2: he's oldest sister burst into the bathroom while I was

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Speaker 2: sitting there on the duney and I was an exposure toilet.

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Speaker 1: I e the doors miles away so he couldn't close

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Speaker 1: it or anything.

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Speaker 2: There. I am in, Oh my glory, and she just

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Speaker 2: opened the door and she went, oh, I'm sorry, hand

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Speaker 2: over her mouth and started laughing and walked off, and

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Speaker 2: you can hear her laughing in the corridor, and I

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Speaker 2: just I've never got past that moment.

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Speaker 1: It just reminded me of one. Oh this is terrible.

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Speaker 1: We're filming the living room. Jamie Jury was filling in

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Speaker 1: and I was just in the in the one of

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Speaker 1: the Channel ten's toilets, and he's I thought i'd locked

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Speaker 1: the door, but girls sit down to do once. I wasn't,

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Speaker 1: you know sure, But he was chatting to people in

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Speaker 1: the green room and wasn't looking at me. So he's

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Speaker 1: got his hand on the door, opens the door and

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Speaker 1: it's chatting to them, and he's leaving the door open

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Speaker 1: as he's talking to them. Everyone can see me on

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Speaker 1: the toilet. I've forgotten that until then. Remember that time

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Speaker 1: we were on that boat. Oh, and I said guard

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Speaker 1: the door well, and then my wife, so it was like,

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Speaker 1: you're in the upstairs duney guard the door. Then Helen

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Speaker 1: says to me, guard the door. It's like your.

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Speaker 2: Bladders were in sing So you're in the upstairs.

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Speaker 1: Dunny with a whole lot of other people didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I remember between the two. I was in between the

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Speaker 1: two like Superman. Someone barges in on me, and then.

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Speaker 2: Someone came in and started talking to me, and then

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, stereo because both the doors have

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Speaker 2: come undone.

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Speaker 1: I have a friend who was on a cruise and

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Speaker 1: next to all her work colleagues and there's a disco,

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Speaker 1: everyone's dancing whatever. She just goes to the lou The

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Speaker 1: doors just off the off the dance floor, and she

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Speaker 1: thought she locked it. Someone comes opens it. Everyone turns

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Speaker 1: to look. She's sitting on the toilet. She just had

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Speaker 1: She just hit the deck. She just fell onto the

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Speaker 1: ground and stayed there for several weeks. She's never gotten

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Speaker 1: over there.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there should be some sort of universal thing. What

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Speaker 2: would be You know, this is.

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Speaker 1: The stuff that three in the morning just wakes everybody up.

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Speaker 1: Your embarrassing toilet experience.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she'd set your ring tone to something like this.

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Speaker 1: Brendan's in the toilet was tea Swizzle. You're busting it

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Speaker 1: on tea Swizzle. She's human. It would happen to her too,