WEBVTT - #127: Coombs In Charge

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you know, I had it in the car on

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<v Speaker 4>the way home and I didn't have a spood, so

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<v Speaker 4>I was like an hour a dillo trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>ants out of a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 4>Food bean fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 4>Goodness?

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<v Speaker 3>May this is?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 4>this season.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, helloo the podcast. Guess what I'm in charge today?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it already sounds like a witch, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mitchell Cherry over here came in and said that

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<v Speaker 2>he's feeling particularly brain dead today, and I said, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stepping up. Yeah, it's been years, but I'm pressing

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<v Speaker 2>all the buttons. I'm on your side of the desk.

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<v Speaker 2>It's taking me back to my radio school days.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on your side too. God, everything sounds clearer here

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<v Speaker 4>just sitting here and doing jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit. I wish I had your life. I have really

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<v Speaker 2>been milking the last three years where I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to do all the button pressing.

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<v Speaker 4>Shit, my god, it's actually bleased, like you can just

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<v Speaker 4>focus on speaking.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I used to press the buttons for my

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<v Speaker 2>old podcast on My Cup of Teeth speaking of Witch

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<v Speaker 2>Little not My Cup of Tea reunion today, Ashlyn, my

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<v Speaker 2>old co host. He's coming on with a story that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure you're going to enjoy because I know

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<v Speaker 2>that you love a cheeky scam, don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I love a good scam, but ethical scam when no

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<v Speaker 4>one's harmed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like saving a few bucks, that's what I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about inside of trading.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Martha Stewart went to prison for inside of Trading.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is. Martha Stewart, famed chef

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<v Speaker 2>our third Wheel Price. Kevin Jenny's here talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Martha Stewart, saying he's Martha Stewart.

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<v Speaker 5>Martha Steett.

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<v Speaker 4>Google, Martha Stewart is a famed chef. Oh god, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 4>why did we bother? No, I've got it in the mouse. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's the wrong mouse. There's two mice.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm using the right one. I know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I see, I know the face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>She went to prison for insider trading and then came

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<v Speaker 4>out and then became best friends with Snoop Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>What a wild story for a white woman chef. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so Achlan's story is not quite that intense, but I

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<v Speaker 2>did feel like, oh my god, I'm not gutsy enough

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<v Speaker 2>to get away with what she got away with. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to that a bit later.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't impress you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god? Yeah, I didn't know she had it in her.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, what else are we doing? Top back Tings? Yes, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>which has been voted by the listeners as their favorite segment.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's coming up a bit later on. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to do the bit where I say what

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<v Speaker 2>we'd start the show with? Am I really taking charge?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>This could be a good and I can send it

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<v Speaker 4>to my neurologists and see if I'm if I'm nailing

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<v Speaker 4>it for someone messaged me.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'll give them a shout out.

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<v Speaker 4>And he said I can always tell when it's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be a bad brain day for Mitch because he stumbles

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<v Speaker 4>on the intro.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's something you've noticed something.

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan said. Oh, last week was one of the very

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<v Speaker 4>best episodes. I think he's right. He says, you can

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<v Speaker 4>tell by how Chirpy is and if it's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be a bad brain day by his opening instructions to

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<v Speaker 4>the show. What is he thinks he can tell?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we start the show this name every week with

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<v Speaker 2>an is it just me? Ah, something we've noticed something

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<v Speaker 2>we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know Mitch. So title surprise. Who wants to kick things?

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<v Speaker 4>After?

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<v Speaker 7>While?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we giving you props?

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<v Speaker 2>I was meant to do the test, Well you fucking

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<v Speaker 2>got distracted.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Sorry, Do you want I can do a quick

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<v Speaker 4>neurological test on you. Hayden has to do them to

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<v Speaker 4>me to see if I'm stroking out.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, like a brain training anyone?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to take ten seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Go and do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so smile really big. Now move the mic away

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<v Speaker 4>so I can yeah, okay, cool, Now puffy cheeks off

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<v Speaker 4>with this yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Good.

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<v Speaker 4>Now raise both eyebrows yep, and now unpuffy cheeks and

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<v Speaker 4>eyebrows up and down really quickly. Yeah, okay, good?

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<v Speaker 8>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Now get both hands, great podcast, Get both hands and

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<v Speaker 4>then push them together really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>You can do it yet? Great?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you're not having a stroke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank god for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And you're speaking clearly. That's another one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean with a lisp, so you

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<v Speaker 2>know I'm doing my best.

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<v Speaker 4>We got to imagine if someone on the street, what, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>you need to come with me. You're clearly having a stroke.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gay and thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a brain training thing the other day and

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<v Speaker 2>it was so frustrating into those things where you don't

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<v Speaker 2>get it and you're trying to figure.

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<v Speaker 4>It out on a Nintendo DS.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, it's like a driving game. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to do it? Yeah? Right, We're going on a

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<v Speaker 2>camping trip, Mitchell. I'm allowed to bring a match trets.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you going to bring?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a chair?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not allowed to bring a chair. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you bringing, Jenna a bag? No, you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>bring a bag.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going camping, you said, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm allowed to bring a mattress. I might bring

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows as well. I'm allowed to bring them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, then I'll simply bring a magpie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're allowed to bring a magpie. We're allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>bring an.

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<v Speaker 5>Can I bring a rug?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not allowed to bring a.

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<v Speaker 5>Rope, a persian rug.

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<v Speaker 2>You're also not allowed to bring a persian rug. She

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get it, Pops, No, you're not allowed to bring that.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, get it a python.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've just said that, you get it. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think it is when.

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<v Speaker 5>You say something that you wouldn't bring.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's a reason I'm rejecting it, Mitchell. What else

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<v Speaker 2>are you going to bring?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to bring a mathematician.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're allowed to great.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a moth.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not allowed to bring them up? Actually I might

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<v Speaker 2>bring them off. I'm allowed you can bring them off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we have the same name, decad.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll bring a jellyfish.

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<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to bring a jelly fish.

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<v Speaker 8>Go.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing has to start with the same first letter

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<v Speaker 2>as your name.

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<v Speaker 4>Got it.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. I can't believe Jenna was the one

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<v Speaker 2>that didn't get it. She's meant to be the smart,

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<v Speaker 2>university educated one.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the only one with a university degree.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the one that she finished. I didn't finish mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not finish? He didn't? We both drop out, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>dropped out to pursue theater in New York and then

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<v Speaker 2>drop out of that. I didn't know you dropped out

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<v Speaker 2>of that too.

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<v Speaker 6>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I had half a degree and came back, went to

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<v Speaker 4>save up more money to return to finish it, and

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<v Speaker 4>got a job at Kiss and the rest is history.

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<v Speaker 2>Now here we are, here, we are.

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<v Speaker 4>I literally still have Atlantic Acting School asking when I'm

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<v Speaker 4>coming back to do my.

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<v Speaker 2>Bachelor of Arts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>They said we won't add you to the alumni on

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<v Speaker 4>the website.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have been in Book of Mormon by now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you never know.

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<v Speaker 4>I could have been the book meet. We've gotten my

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<v Speaker 4>manager at Meets. We've got exciting Ralphie. Yes, Book of Mormon. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>you're the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Mitch. Yeah, Hi, we've cast you in Cinderella.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh who am I playing?

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<v Speaker 2>You're playing the pumpkin style coach.

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<v Speaker 4>But it turns from a normal so only a short

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<v Speaker 4>role because it's originally a normal coach. Yeah, yeah, flips

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<v Speaker 4>at midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, while since seen Cinderella.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually saying it this week in where in Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>in stage? Yeh, it's that lyric theater?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how would they do that on stage?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I haven't seen it. Good call of you, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>You like your musicals.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't seen Cinderella on stage.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to bull on Rouge for our annivers right,

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<v Speaker 4>it's very good. I Baiden doesn't listen, well, well they'll

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<v Speaker 4>leave it in. He won't listen anyway. We're going to

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<v Speaker 4>all on Rouge gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard rave reviews. I really should get tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't I?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you definitely should. All right, let's start the show.

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<v Speaker 4>We can talk about this later.

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<v Speaker 2>I make that call.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just sitting back, relax.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's kick it off. Who's going to go first?

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<v Speaker 4>But there?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh dear, I don't even think I've got one yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Is mental health important?

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<v Speaker 2>Just you? I think I think it's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe in it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a mental health. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 4>solid agen. But I'll tell you what I'm going through

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<v Speaker 4>my brain stuff at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>It really is.

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna's so right. Jenna said to me before we started recording,

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<v Speaker 4>how your mental health can actually manifest and fuck off

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<v Speaker 4>your physical health.

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<v Speaker 2>True, yeah, totally. And it's not necessarily one given thing

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<v Speaker 2>that makes you struggle. It can be accumulative, oh truly.

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<v Speaker 4>And like I'm telling you, your brain is so powerful

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<v Speaker 4>it can fuck your entire body. If you've not been one.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been quite resistant to talking to someone at yeah

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<v Speaker 4>therapist or even like telling people, oh, I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm struggling, But recently I felt so empowered by talking

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<v Speaker 4>to people and friends and you guys and my loved

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<v Speaker 4>ones about how I'm feeling, and it's made me feel

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<v Speaker 4>substantially better. A lot of my issues are physically neurological,

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<v Speaker 4>like actual neurological issues and the bright condition I have,

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm telling you now, my mental health is playing

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<v Speaker 4>into that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they all feed into each other because then you

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<v Speaker 2>worry about your health, and then the anxiety manifests.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, and the racing thoughts, the thoughts like

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<v Speaker 4>far out, it's insane. So if you were, if you

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<v Speaker 4>are ever like me, I know a lot of our

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<v Speaker 4>listeners aren't, and they're very in touch with all that,

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<v Speaker 4>which is great.

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<v Speaker 2>But just go and get checked or talk.

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<v Speaker 4>To someone you know. There's no shame in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch did have to write my referral letter to my

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<v Speaker 4>new therapist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I kept pestering you saying I've given Patrick's some

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<v Speaker 2>but he's my therapist. It's gorgeous. And I said, have

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<v Speaker 2>your bloody reached out yet? Have you reached out to Patrick? No? No, no.

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<v Speaker 2>And because I'm over on your side of the desk

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<v Speaker 2>today and you left your emails open, I just wrote

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<v Speaker 2>up an email. I wrote it on your behalf and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, do I have permission to

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<v Speaker 2>send this? I'm sending it. I forced you into therapy.

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<v Speaker 5>How easy is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch goes well, do you want to be my pa?

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<v Speaker 4>I could try to give twenty bucks an hour? Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>goes off, I earned more of McDonald's mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Actually, no, is that a ship wage? Well it's

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<v Speaker 2>not ideal, it's not, it's not nothing, but it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Just above like minimum what is minimum wage these days?

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<v Speaker 5>It's not like seventeen or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Ad also depends on your age, I think, yeah, true, true.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God. When I first started at macas

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<v Speaker 2>when I was fourteen, it was like nine dollars at Hell.

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<v Speaker 4>That is, you know mac is high at kids for

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<v Speaker 4>that reason.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course the older I got, the less shifts

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<v Speaker 2>I was getting weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding that?

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<v Speaker 2>I never get windo?

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<v Speaker 4>I kid, true fos very.

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<v Speaker 5>Dry never kids?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that really is unethical? It also came up in

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<v Speaker 4>Cole's They love coals there's always sixty plus.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they love the old I love.

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<v Speaker 2>The oldiest because they're so dum.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Cols has a helen.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, yes I have a helen. My coals

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<v Speaker 4>that I work with worked at fuck me. I got

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<v Speaker 4>a haircut yesterday next to the coals. I used to

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<v Speaker 4>work out there. We go, oh really yeah, and like

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<v Speaker 4>I can't walk past it. They're crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really.

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<v Speaker 4>Faith leaves the self checkout area to come back. I go, Faith,

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<v Speaker 4>you get back in there because you are in control

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<v Speaker 4>of that self checkout. Don't let anyone steal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be ready for mind that just mayor you've got

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<v Speaker 2>more about mental health.

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<v Speaker 4>That min was sort of a pot luck, you know

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<v Speaker 4>when you get like a mixed bag. Mine's a lucky dipitchem,

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<v Speaker 4>I will quickly add, because it's a lucky inflation at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment, God is.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen eleven? Fourteen is the lifeline number if you need immediate.

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<v Speaker 4>He yes, of course, of course. Oh I we'll say

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<v Speaker 4>seven eleven petrol tracker. Fuck, it's good, is it? You

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<v Speaker 4>lock your prices in?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Mygem is actually serve overlated.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh great, well it was great to let's dive right

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<v Speaker 4>in for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I look like a Laura Biding citizen to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you be suspicious of me if I walked into

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<v Speaker 2>your establishment?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wouldn't No, no, you wouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I do look like a Laura Biding citizen, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>because I went to the survey yesterday and the guy

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<v Speaker 2>was so suss on me.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the way to a friend's birthday dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know those gift bags. If you can't be

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<v Speaker 2>fucked wrapping a present, you just chucked in a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a pile of bags at home just in

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<v Speaker 2>case I haven't need it, and So I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to the dinner, grabbed a bag, went to the servey,

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<v Speaker 2>got a couple of packets of mint slices because that's

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<v Speaker 2>a favorite my friend, and I was paying for it

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<v Speaker 2>to the counter. They're like, what about that bag, mate?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, what about the bag? And he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>are you're going to pay for that too? I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I brought it with me, arshole, and it's like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>sure about that? And I'm like, he does not want

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<v Speaker 2>to push me too far. I'll go full boging Gate

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<v Speaker 2>on this fucking alf. I was like, you don't even

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<v Speaker 2>sell gift bags here, idiot? Actually say that, No, not quite,

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<v Speaker 2>not quite, but he did at one point and go, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>then why don't I check the security cameras to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that it was in your hand when you walked in?

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<v Speaker 8>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said go right ahead, and he goes, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>you wait there, and I said no, I'm that confident

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<v Speaker 2>that I've done nothing wrong. I'm leaving right now. And

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm wrong and you actually do spot that I

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<v Speaker 2>stole it in here, call the cops if you need to, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>do what you need to do. Like he was just

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<v Speaker 2>one of those customer service people that like the power

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<v Speaker 2>would gone to his head. He was taking it so seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, relax, brother, that's yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what really irks me about that shit,

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're working for a mega corporation, they would not

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<v Speaker 4>hesitate to fire you in a heartbeat. Don't put your

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<v Speaker 4>neck out. Also, you could not that you are. But

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<v Speaker 4>he could have said that to the wrong person on

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong day, and they could have shot him in

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<v Speaker 4>the face.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I do carry a small blade with me

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<v Speaker 2>at all time. He's like getting ship him in the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking kidney's the dog? Oh, both of them? But what's

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<v Speaker 2>the point? Like God, and maybe he was having a

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<v Speaker 2>bad day, that's no excuse.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. Like, even if he thought you did steal it,

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<v Speaker 5>he could have at least approached it in a different way.

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<v Speaker 2>You what about the people you're wearing similar to what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wearing now. Really, it's like I can't bring an

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<v Speaker 2>inmate outfit. I've got a huge backpack on and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a huge Hell's Angels biky gang leather jacket on.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's the problem was I was wearing my usual

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<v Speaker 4>leather knuckle dusters and my gold grills.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've been in there in my Edward Scissorhans cockpipe

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<v Speaker 2>with all my knives. What an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>I've had experiences like that just with retail workers. You go, mate,

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<v Speaker 4>come on, we're the same. We're fraying. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like they're such a sticklers for the rules, and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>get a life, bitch, Like the people are macas who

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<v Speaker 2>if you say to them after the fact, oh, can

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<v Speaker 2>I grab a some Whitten sales losce and like me

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<v Speaker 2>fifty cents? Yeah, I throw a brother of sauce, babes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>That happened to me last night. You know what. Last

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<v Speaker 4>night I actually got twenty four naggings for me and

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<v Speaker 4>hate and I take them home and they gave you that.

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<v Speaker 4>They gave me the full strength coat because I had

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<v Speaker 4>a sip and it's ten o'clock. I can't have a

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<v Speaker 4>full strength coke. I won't sleep. So I go, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>this is full strength. Well that's what you ordered, and

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<v Speaker 4>I went, no, I actually ordered a diet coke. What

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<v Speaker 4>says here coke?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, rewind the tape really, like do you think I'm light?

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<v Speaker 4>Like? Is this a game?

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<v Speaker 2>Just do it?

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<v Speaker 4>You? Know what I mean, get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The customer is always right? Yes, that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to that?

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<v Speaker 4>The customer is always right, although the customer is also

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<v Speaker 4>very rude my alma, like, oh my god, she does

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<v Speaker 4>not hesitate, very.

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<v Speaker 2>Rude, Like I'm not encouraging people to be currents because

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<v Speaker 2>that's have you ever been present when someone you're with

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<v Speaker 2>is being a current It's so humiliating. I just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of burying my face in my hand like I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>with them, with them, yes the way to God. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone just needs to go easy on each other. No,

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<v Speaker 2>no being currents to customer service, but also customer service.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be dogs a man and accuse me of said

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<v Speaker 2>it fucking three dollar gift bag. I'm good for it, bar,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's fine. Where is it?

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<v Speaker 9>There?

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<v Speaker 4>We go?

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<v Speaker 7>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is

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<v Speaker 1>it you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jake, Let's hear what one of our idiots has

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<v Speaker 2>to say, and is it just me of their own?

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<v Speaker 2>And if they do hear themselves on the podcast, they

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<v Speaker 2>can hit our prize. Keep Jennifer a prize. Yep, I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen in the dms. Yet there's a couple that have

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<v Speaker 2>been neglected. People are claiming their prize and no reply.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I step it up, bitch, I'll take your job

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<v Speaker 5>to No, they've actually been coming through my personal Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Oh is that better?

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<v Speaker 5>Well yes, because at the moment I've kind of lost

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<v Speaker 5>access to the Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you to the couple of mites again? How

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<v Speaker 2>long has this been going on?

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<v Speaker 5>About five days?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she was going to be like four months

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<v Speaker 2>worth of prize keeping.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course not No, I am a dedicated prize woman.

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<v Speaker 4>The security a Mitch and I got on that weekend

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<v Speaker 4>the other day and I freaked out from it were

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<v Speaker 4>being hacked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it would have been No, that was me because

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<v Speaker 2>one of my contacts that Instagram has been hassling me

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<v Speaker 2>for months saying you need to add two factor authentication

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<v Speaker 2>to the couple of mitches account. And I was like, fine,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it, but then everyone got logged out. Sorry

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<v Speaker 2>about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I care?

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<v Speaker 2>That fringed me out?

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<v Speaker 4>Yea.

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<v Speaker 2>After the hacking of hate it was perilously close to

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<v Speaker 2>the optus breach, and you're like, it's happening. They took

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<v Speaker 2>down up with and now they're coming for someone even

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<v Speaker 2>larger and even bigger corporation. The couple of Mitch of Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>This was just an entree mega hack.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the couple of Mitch's Instagram. All right, who

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<v Speaker 2>are going to hear from today?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a it's a it's a live call, Mitch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to have to make that happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I probably should have done that off the cloud.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't matter. It's what's an all podcasts normally, normally

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<v Speaker 2>you can give me a number.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm holding it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well I can give you a little Her name is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lovely name, jem Bay.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a nice name, Jemba.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's actually d j E m b e.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's pronounced Oh I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that her actual name? Jemba?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, okay, well I'm giving and she's got.

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<v Speaker 4>An hey loo with that bar whatever.

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<v Speaker 10>Jem Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>There, you actually got her.

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<v Speaker 4>They thought I was wrong, jem but I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 2>A stage name like dj Emba or something.

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<v Speaker 10>No, I'm literally just like people always get it wrong.

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<v Speaker 10>I was trying to text so that you know how.

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<v Speaker 5>To say it.

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<v Speaker 7>For me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, jem Bay jimbay.

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<v Speaker 11>What is there?

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<v Speaker 4>What's your ethnicity or what's the what's the history behind jembe.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I am the whitest person you ever meet. I

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<v Speaker 10>did notice that my parents had like really common names

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<v Speaker 10>and they hate it. So they're like, we're going to

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<v Speaker 10>give our kids like really unique.

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<v Speaker 4>Name, like fu Rebecca, just like we don't.

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<v Speaker 10>Want any Emmas in this house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's money. That's like Hayden.

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<v Speaker 4>My partner, his mum named him Hayden but spelled it

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<v Speaker 4>j y d N purely because she's like, he'll stand out.

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<v Speaker 10>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 7>A lot.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I hate someone because it makes it makes coffee

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<v Speaker 10>shops so awkward. So I have like a fake name.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I had a friend that did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name was Maray, but it was Morell's. Every time

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<v Speaker 2>she got coffee it was Sarah. She couldn't been fucked

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<v Speaker 2>explaining it's French.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, God, I'm Lily. I'm always like Yellie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I always do a joke name to like make someone

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<v Speaker 4>whoever I'm with laugh, But then I forget what my

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<v Speaker 4>name is.

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina. What the fuck was that me?

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<v Speaker 3>Or was.

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<v Speaker 4>It happens all the time anyway, Julie, what is your

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Brad's going to count you in all right after he's

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<v Speaker 2>done his little is it just me? Or you finish

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<v Speaker 2>this sentence? A kajener? All right, gotta draft?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 10>Can the class of twenty twenty two not catch a

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<v Speaker 10>goddamn break?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in year twelve?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>What's happening? Because it's hc at the moment.

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<v Speaker 10>Right, yeah, Well, because we have we started off with

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<v Speaker 10>the bushfires when like end of year nine, started year ten,

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<v Speaker 10>then COVID for two years and now I'm bloody flooded.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh where about because I'm northern Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what do they make you do the exams

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<v Speaker 2>from home or something?

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<v Speaker 10>No, it was just that we missed all of our

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<v Speaker 10>like muck up day. We didn't see like the last

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<v Speaker 10>like five days of school. That's the best I've just

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<v Speaker 10>had my English exams.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you reckon? You went?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh God, horribly?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the area study belonging or some ship? Yeah? What's

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<v Speaker 2>a keyword? God?

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<v Speaker 10>No, it's like leadership.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, oh, God should have called us. We could have

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<v Speaker 4>given you a lesson. Your poor thing though, that's rough,

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<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, it's a cursed year. Have you got unique

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<v Speaker 4>exceptions yet? Like, have you found out what you're doing

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<v Speaker 4>next year?

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<v Speaker 10>No, they're not until like end of December.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh can I just say that this little pocket right

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<v Speaker 2>now October until March next year when UNI actually starts.

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<v Speaker 2>If that's your plan, I don't know. Oh these few

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<v Speaker 2>months are so good. I loved it once once exams

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<v Speaker 2>were over and I just had fuck all to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It was glorious. I think I was drunk the whole time.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was on a fridge to fridge for about

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<v Speaker 4>three days straight after my exams.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is?

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<v Speaker 4>It's where you like nominate four or five people's houses

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<v Speaker 4>that live in the area, and they all open their

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<v Speaker 4>fridge and you get all bikes or scooters and you

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<v Speaker 4>go from freee to fridge and you get progressively drunker.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I say, oh, that sounds right up.

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<v Speaker 4>Free to fridge some people on rollerblades, scooters, ripsticks, screen machines.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So is that your last examer? Have you got more

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<v Speaker 2>to go?

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<v Speaker 10>I've got six more.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, Oh my god, what are they.

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<v Speaker 10>I've got psychology, I've got two mass exams. I've got

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<v Speaker 10>two music exams and literature Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, what the I didn't know that psychology was a

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<v Speaker 2>high school subject.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that could have.

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<v Speaker 2>Saved me a world of pain, a lot of money

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<v Speaker 2>if I just learned it myself, if.

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<v Speaker 10>Everyone joins it being like, oh, we're gonna learn about

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<v Speaker 10>our diagnoses, and then it's literally like sleep, diets, boring

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<v Speaker 10>things like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah the essential.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you get an atar in Queensland? What happens with

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<v Speaker 4>your score?

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria?

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<v Speaker 4>Victor? In Victoria, didn't you say for far off Queensland?

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<v Speaker 2>Normal, Victoria?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we still doing the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>What's her name? It's Cuba?

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<v Speaker 4>No Chocuba is addressed? Or now what do you get

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<v Speaker 4>in Victoria? Do you get a score?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Your music subject is going to drag your atar down?

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch my drama.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's I got a band six, but I still got

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<v Speaker 4>a sixty nine atar and a slap on the wrists

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<v Speaker 4>from missus Manos. I had a shit run. That's going

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<v Speaker 4>to fuck you up?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh god, yeah that, And I'm like, because we have

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<v Speaker 10>like the lowest mass is the one that I'm doing,

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<v Speaker 10>so that's going to drag me down to and literature.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally just opted out. I didn't even get an atar,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like what, I don't know, won't hurt me?

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<v Speaker 4>Or did you not get one?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they called it non matriculating or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I just tap out. I don't need one.

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<v Speaker 4>Good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Look how far off come?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck the atar, Jenny, you would have done very well.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd suspect ninety five.

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<v Speaker 2>A shit, what are you going to do with Uni Jimba?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that your plan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm having to going to art history?

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry. I just suddenly felt really tired up.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the history of art?

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<v Speaker 2>Or yes?

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<v Speaker 10>No, it's actually the history of trains.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, very funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Jem Bay, get your prize with price Keeper Jenna and Rackers.

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing an art historyticating her fork lift license. Forget

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<v Speaker 2>it anyway, Jamba, Look, we wish you all the best

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<v Speaker 2>with your exams. Okay, Oh, thank good luck.

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<v Speaker 4>See you, jam Bay, get in touch with price Keeper Jenna,

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<v Speaker 4>get yourself your prize.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. How do I fucking hang out?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Ship, she's still there? Just pressed. I think she took

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<v Speaker 2>the she's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>She's gone, lovely girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I am feeling a lot of power on this side

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<v Speaker 2>of the death st I just answered these random.

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<v Speaker 4>Call take one hand and do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Heyes, Keith, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 5>My name is?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, she's gone. That's fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang up from her.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're doing any contest at this time,

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<v Speaker 2>are they?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 2>What was win next calling for?

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<v Speaker 4>That's the name of my hairdresser?

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<v Speaker 5>What wind Decks?

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<v Speaker 2>No Wenita anyway, I don't forget. If you want to

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<v Speaker 2>get an is it just you on the show, you

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<v Speaker 2>can hit us up on Instagram at couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right now, Mitchell, I reckon, you're going to enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>this what we're about to do, because I know you

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<v Speaker 2>love haggling. Yeah, oh I do? He doesn't on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>marketplace negotiating. I'd say real life marketplaces.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you love a cheeky scam like getting getting

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<v Speaker 2>away with a freebie? That's what I'm talking about all

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I would never scam anyone, but I love it. I

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<v Speaker 4>love I love her two for one as well, Baker's Delight.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need to, but I'll buy two.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like a sly little freebie. Okay, but what you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to hear? Can I just say this is so brazen?

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<v Speaker 2>I would not be game enough to do from what

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<v Speaker 2>you're about to hear. Yeah, I'm not balls enough to

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<v Speaker 2>do this. So anyone who listened to my old podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>not my cup of tea, you'd remember Achlan Garnett. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>my co host.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even gag anymore. She's such an angel in

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<v Speaker 4>my eyes that she doesn't deserve to be gagged at.

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<v Speaker 2>Good. Well, she's on the line now, I'm glad to think. Honey,

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<v Speaker 2>now tell us what's this cheeky scam of yours. I

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<v Speaker 2>was blown away when she told me, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 8>Just the preface, I prefer mastermind versus scammer.

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<v Speaker 9>Will be real.

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<v Speaker 8>Please please play Mastermind by Taylor Swift in the background

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<v Speaker 8>the whole time I'm speaking. And I am a Sagittarius,

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<v Speaker 8>so I do have my reasons for this. So basically

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<v Speaker 8>what happened was a few years ago. I failed about

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<v Speaker 8>like twenty five. It was in twenty nineteen, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You were old enough to do better.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I was old enough to know better. Unfortunately I

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<v Speaker 8>was twenty five years old, so I was at a party,

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<v Speaker 8>had a bit much to drink. I'm definitely the kind

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<v Speaker 8>of girl who like, no matter what time of night

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<v Speaker 8>it is, I will go back to my house, like

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<v Speaker 8>I don't want to be around other people. I will

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<v Speaker 8>go home.

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<v Speaker 10>But I fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>She slept on my couch last weekend.

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<v Speaker 8>I was going to say, I fell asleep on the

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<v Speaker 8>couch and from Rando at the party. I woke up

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<v Speaker 8>the next day just feeling absolutely foul. And it was

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<v Speaker 8>like eight am, like birds were chirping, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 8>I can't stay here. I got on these people well

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<v Speaker 8>enough to just like sit here and have brecky. So

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<v Speaker 8>I got up and then I grabbed like a loose

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<v Speaker 8>green bag that was around, grabbed a packet of shape

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<v Speaker 8>and a bottle of tequila.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't in there. That's not the only freebie, none

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<v Speaker 2>of which you brought.

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<v Speaker 4>You were thieving these items.

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, I drank all my drinks and then, like

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<v Speaker 8>in my opinion, you know, like eat the rich like

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<v Speaker 8>they had like at least multiples of the same things.

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<v Speaker 8>I've got no money, like I can do what I want.

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<v Speaker 8>So I grabbed that from petting home. I'm like checking

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<v Speaker 8>my maps and I'm like, all right, it's gonna take

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<v Speaker 8>two buses. I need to get a bus to Broadway

0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:30.680
<v Speaker 8>and local sitting in people will know bad shopping cent.

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<v Speaker 8>I get all the way to Broadway and then I

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<v Speaker 8>get off the bus and I think, oh, I need

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<v Speaker 8>to go grocery shopping. So if I go home first,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not gonna end up doing so I'm gonna walk

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<v Speaker 8>up the road. I might as well do on here

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<v Speaker 8>I do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm out of the house once a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do it all while I'm out.

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<v Speaker 8>Ye, and like, let me tell you, I looked at

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<v Speaker 8>a crepit like I was mortal, Like closing the night before,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like limping around broader the bug eyes like the

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<v Speaker 8>lights are too bright. So I decided to go to

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<v Speaker 8>the cinema. And again I have no money, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 8>always over drafted this point. It's like pay days and

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<v Speaker 8>two days. She's got enough, got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Again?

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<v Speaker 8>I transfer out of the savings. It's a weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>It's you shower it sins No, this is still from

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<v Speaker 4>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I shower.

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<v Speaker 8>Before I went to the party, So it's only been

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<v Speaker 8>twelve hours.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just painting a picture.

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<v Speaker 5>So you decided to go to the movies, Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, so I go to the movies. I have no money.

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<v Speaker 8>So what I do is I walk. I walk up

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<v Speaker 8>to the ticket ma'am, and I put on my scam face.

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<v Speaker 8>I come up with a little story. I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 8>no holes in this one. I was like, hey, so sorry,

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<v Speaker 8>can you tell about cinema Aladdin is playing in. I'm

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<v Speaker 8>mentally meeting my mum. I keep telling her to send

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<v Speaker 8>me a screen shot the tickets, which's like fifty years old.

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<v Speaker 8>You can't figure out.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>And he was like, no, yeah, that's all good. It's

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<v Speaker 8>in the cinema five and he just let me go through.

0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 8>And I was like, okay, oh my god, I just

0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 8>walk on in. I was like, well, I'm in here,

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 8>so I can say for as long as I want.

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 8>Now I go see Aladdin. I walk out.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm like, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 8>Ready to go home. I'm feeling crap. I might go

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<v Speaker 8>see another movie, like what helps is on? I'm pottering around.

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 8>Oh book Smart walked in. I was like, great, what

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<v Speaker 8>another flick?

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<v Speaker 4>And You're like, you're already passed the ticket man, as

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<v Speaker 4>you said, So no one's checking these tickets when you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to the other.

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<v Speaker 8>Movie, you know, so once you're in there, you're in.

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<v Speaker 8>I've seen a second movie. I see a poster and

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<v Speaker 8>I find out you can get a free refours of

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<v Speaker 8>large popcorn if you're a hot To Awards member. I'm

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 8>not a holt To Awards member. I download Hoyts Awards

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<v Speaker 8>right then and there. I don't have a large popcorn,

0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:18.000
<v Speaker 8>so I pull a large popcorn out of the bin

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<v Speaker 8>something out.

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<v Speaker 10>I walk up to the man with my new Hoyts

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<v Speaker 10>Awards think.

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<v Speaker 8>And I was like, hey, can I get a refill

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.000
<v Speaker 8>of this? But also I actually spilled soda on it,

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<v Speaker 8>so you can get me. Can you get me a

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<v Speaker 8>new box please? And he was like, yeah, sure, take

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 8>your hands me a large off. I go third movie

0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:35.919
<v Speaker 8>that The third movie was honestly, I fell asleep during it.

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 8>I think it was some sort of Marvel flick catching

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:43.960
<v Speaker 8>the end of something else. This was a full day,

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<v Speaker 8>like Asian's Day Out.

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<v Speaker 2>The Southern day off.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and then I left Broadway. It was probably like

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<v Speaker 8>seven thirty pm at this point because I'm setting I'd

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<v Speaker 8>finis shot the last in my pequla.

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:59.440
<v Speaker 10>I go feed the duck and I just had a delightful.

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 8>Walk on and that was my whole day. And it

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:03.440
<v Speaker 8>was just just so I didn't pay for the bus either.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love how well thought out it was. All

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:09.160
<v Speaker 2>the excuses like, oh, I spilt soda in this box,

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 2>can give me a new box?

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<v Speaker 8>Say anything with confidence and people believe you.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you not do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Do you feel like you're too old for this rich?

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:16.120
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>I feel like if I did it now, I do

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 8>it for one movie, and I probably wouldn't steal the

0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 8>tequila nor the box to shape. That was a bit dodge.

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I feel bad about that one random house.

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<v Speaker 8>Everything else, nah, could not care, like stealing from major

0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 8>cooperations whatever, They'll be fine. Eat the rich.

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 2>This is what I mean. Like, you can never go

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>back there out you're fucked.

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 8>Oh christ, all right, well where are we going to go?

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 9>Then?

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<v Speaker 8>Girls?

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Who knows? Who knows?

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<v Speaker 4>Prison? By the sounds of things, no one will take us.

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 4>No prison will take you because you'll sneak out, you'll escape.

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 4>It's like you're like Alcatraz in the sixties. You just

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 4>did too.

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 8>I could talk my way out of prison, like clearly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>my god, I'm so sorry. I think someone sent you

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 8>the wrong paperwork. I'm not actually meant to be here.

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.440
<v Speaker 8>You said you have a screenshop with the wrong girl, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, good luck behind Bartsal and you've just confessed on

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>the record, so yeah.

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 4>I love you, yea bye bye.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 2>What a star I know. Can you top that any

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>cheeky scams?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what I'm doing at the moment. Actually, I've

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 4>done my whole life. But I've told Hayden I'm like,

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 4>I should talk about this on the podcast. He said,

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 4>don't because if it gets out, it'll ruin it for you.

0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 4>But I know, I think I'm ready to admit it. Yeah, okay,

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:32.680
<v Speaker 4>So this is a scam that I've been doing since

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 4>I've been driving. So we've had a license for ten

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:35.120
<v Speaker 4>years now.

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Really shit, it's just right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I said seventeen, so twenty seven, yeah, ten years Jenna,

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 4>of course. You know anyway, when you are in a

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 4>parking station, a big one.

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you've told me about this, and this

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 2>ties in with what actually said. If you say anything

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 2>with confidence, they'll believe you.

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 4>What you do is you don't worry about how long

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 4>you shop, You spend as long as you need, you

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 4>buy what you want. Don't worry about validating your ticket anywhere.

0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Because you know how it's like two hours free. Yeah,

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 2>after that, Actually, Jenna wouldn't. I No, we'd have to

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:04.720
<v Speaker 2>explain it to you. Yeah, after like two hours or so,

0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:06.760
<v Speaker 2>you have to start paying for the car park.

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:09.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so go to your way out. I'm getting your car,

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 4>drive to the Boomgate. And then what you want to

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 4>do is you want to press the phone button.

0:30:13.640 --> 0:30:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's exactly what you do.

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Re ringing, ringing, Hello Wilson, Hi mate, Sorry listen, I've

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<v Speaker 4>just paid in cash at the booth on level three

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 4>and it's now asking me to pay twenty dollars. But

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 4>I just paid cash just now. Yeah cash. Oh, thank

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 4>you so much, buddy. Boom Gate opens my every single time,

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 4>every time.

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>But then you also be like, oh sorry about this, mate,

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Like you gotta get on their side.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm so sorry.

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I paid.

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 4>Hey do we pay cash? We paid? No, we paid cash. Yeah,

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 4>but it was forty but now it says twenty like

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 4>you just add details.

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 5>That is impressive.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 2>So I love an innocent little scam like that. I'd

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 2>like to hear more if people slide into our DMS

0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 2>a couple of mitches. We'll get more on the podcast

0:30:59.560 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 2>next week. Harles, I don't want to hear like full

0:31:01.960 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 2>on felonies. I don't hear like illegal shit, just a

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 2>cheeky scam that you're like like whenever I was using

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 2>the self serf check out when I was a poor

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 2>UNI student. I've realized that Chap six way fuck all.

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 2>So you can throw that straight in the bag and

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 2>it won't say unexpected item in the bagging area.

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 4>I didn't say, yeah, I was.

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Just getting free Chap six for ages without scanning them

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 2>and just chuck them in because they're light enough. Yeah, yeah,

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean I do the classic.

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 4>Everything's an imperial Mandarin in my Hayden loves mangoes, but

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 4>we just get a lot of imperial MENA.

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't.

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 4>If you're a criminal, please don't hit us up. I

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 4>Mitch and Mitch half. For years, I've been taking the

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 4>superannuation of retired veterans mine that was sent in from Jena.

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a j Rochester calls in and goes, I scammed

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 2>the single mother's pension. I got fired from the biggest

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 2>loser for it.

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 4>My god, imagine that.

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Please don't anyway, Yes, we want to hear more like

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 2>cheeky little scams at couple of mitches. We'll get more

0:31:58.400 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me listening on Spotify? Don't forget to

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:07.960
<v Speaker 1>leave a five.

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 5>Star you're listening to Is it just me?

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Before we move on, can I just

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 2>say that last week we were talking about that Lady

0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Gaga perfume Fame, Yes, Fame, and she tried to emulate

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:22.440
<v Speaker 2>the smell of blood and come in this perfume. I

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 2>promise i'd bring it in and look here it is.

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 4>I saw that what it was.

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 2>You want to give it a whiff? Hold on?

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I want to cleanse my palate. I've got some

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 4>vitamins here, I'll smell them.

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 2>No, they're Jackie Oath prescription pills.

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh really, yeah, empty.

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I help myself when I'm over there.

0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 4>No, I want to look at the bottle. I'll do

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:43.000
<v Speaker 4>a review now.

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 2>The weird thing is that it's supposed to smell like

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 2>blood and coum, which does sound quite rancid, but yeah,

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 2>it absolutely smells gorgeous. It's possibly my favorite fragrance.

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 7>Here.

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 2>You gottles just.

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 5>A really pretty bottle.

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, it's is it black or black black liquid?

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>But when you spray, you don't have to worry about

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 2>your white shirts because yeah, it comes out clear. Here

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 2>we go, give it a whiff. What do you reckon

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 2>the blood? And come, fragrance, what do you think I'm

0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 2>not getting any blood?

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 4>Or come?

0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to hear that, Jenny.

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 4>You try.

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's pills for that. It's sweet. Oh there's

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 2>no blood, gorgeous, small calm. Then it's gonna get a headache.

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 2>She said last week she can't handle fragrance and.

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.360
<v Speaker 5>I'm doing one spray, probably won't too many.

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 2>What do you think it's.

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 5>Very chemist warehouse like?

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:35.040
<v Speaker 2>How very dare you?

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 4>Well, that's what Gaga said. She said she wanted to encapsulate. Yes,

0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 4>the Christie Swan slave.

0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:42.880
<v Speaker 2>She literally said in an interview she was doing press

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 2>for the Fragrance, and she said, I have a very

0:33:44.920 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 2>interesting mind, but I want to smell like a slut

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 2>to be honest.

0:33:47.520 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's incredible. We all girl, And at the end

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:54.040
<v Speaker 4>of the day, that's all where that's all we're trying for.

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 2>That's rush, all right?

0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 4>Should we dive into talk back to and on? I

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:01.360
<v Speaker 4>think I'm getting come. Know, you just did what passed me, Jana,

0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:01.720
<v Speaker 4>didn't you?

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 2>She's dripping again, that's revaulting disgusting started it.

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was more insinuating it was dried on the jackets,

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:18.440
<v Speaker 4>not like currently dripping anyway. Yes, let's do talk back things.

0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Yep. So talk back tings is where we play the

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 2>weird shit that occurs on talkback radio because it's a

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking cesspool, isn't it. Yeah it is.

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:32.840
<v Speaker 4>You get some weird characters machine also from the hosts

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 4>and from the listeners the hosts, because you think about it,

0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:37.560
<v Speaker 4>these poor fuckers have to feel so much time.

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no songs, very few bad breaks often, yeah,

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 2>especially at ABC, but yeah, that's why they get so

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 2>many odd characters calling through. And often when it's a

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 2>really popular talkback radio station, you could be on hold

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:52.680
<v Speaker 2>for ages, like we have called talkback radio stations in

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>this segment. And we don't have to wait too long

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:57.000
<v Speaker 2>because we pick on the underdogs. We go for the

0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 2>less popular stations so that we don't have to wait

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:00.759
<v Speaker 2>too long. But the really popular stations, you could be

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 2>on hold for quite a while because there's, believe it

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 2>or not, lots of people calling through and over. On

0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 2>three a W apparently one man was on hold so

0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 2>long that he just fell asleep. What and so by

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 2>the time they took his call, this is what they heard.

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.359
<v Speaker 7>John calls from South Australia. Get a John.

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:26.839
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, John's been hanging on. It's been a good

0:35:26.880 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 6>twenty odd minutes or so, and he's fallen asleep.

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:36.000
<v Speaker 7>We had the passing parade and the news and a

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 7>break and another call. Yeah, that's a big snare. I

0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 7>wonder if John's married, because I snore a bit like this.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, I fell asleep in the office yesterday afternoon, Like

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 6>I've got a door that shuts, and I just a

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 6>little on the tired side, so I just leaned back

0:35:57.680 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 6>on the chair.

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<v Speaker 7>It's still snoring.

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 6>I lean back on the chair and put my feet

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.959
<v Speaker 6>up on the desk and I just closed my eyes

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:09.080
<v Speaker 6>just I'll just get a little five minute power and

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<v Speaker 6>app and then I wake myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Up with a small.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you there, John, mate? Yeah, good mate?

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<v Speaker 6>How are you tripped me off on?

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 7>No, that's all right. It happens at this time in

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 7>the morning. Not a problem.

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I love that he had stuck with it. Didn't move

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:31.760
<v Speaker 2>on to any other callers, just stuck with the snoring,

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 2>poor thing. So it was a snoring on the line

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<v Speaker 2>for a total of sixty seconds. That's a long time

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 2>before he finally went Now, what.

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<v Speaker 4>Do we think the setup was? I was trying to

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 4>picture that was the fine on his neck on his

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:44.399
<v Speaker 4>lap or was he in a bluetooth head thing?

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was like a home phone and he just

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 2>kind of had it tucked between his cheek and his shoulder.

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm imagining.

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 4>Why was he querying whether or not he had a partner.

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think that was like heterosexual humor,

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 2>like my wife balls me, Oh, I wonder if he's married.

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I snare like, yeah, right right, if he's married, will

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 2>be for long. And so I was thinking that we

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 2>should try and beat that. Sixty seconds. We call a

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 2>radio station and snore on the line. See how long

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:16.319
<v Speaker 2>it takes them to hang up. Similar to coughing fit chicken. Yeah,

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:18.560
<v Speaker 2>coughing fit chicken, but snoring fit chicken.

0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:20.560
<v Speaker 4>It's literally perfect for me. Coughing fit chicken. We had

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 4>to stop for medical reasons because I was coughing up

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:23.240
<v Speaker 4>my last.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:24.839
<v Speaker 2>No, you literally just have a nap now, I just sleep.

0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 4>It's perfect for me. But try to call a radio station.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know, because I was thinking that not

0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 2>a lot of radio stations would stick with that call.

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.720
<v Speaker 2>If we're trying to beat the record, most radio stations

0:37:34.760 --> 0:37:36.799
<v Speaker 2>could be like, okay, then are there and then move on.

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 2>So maybe we should call someone else. Yeah, and also

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 2>it's quite handy that you're feeling fucked in the head today,

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 2>because that will lend itself quite nicely to your character.

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 4>Dot wickens it will.

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:50.399
<v Speaker 2>She's seen all of the best of the time, So yeah,

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:53.879
<v Speaker 2>that's perfect for your current. She's here, she is here,

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Bring in Dot, the ninety year old alter ego of Mitches.

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Come on in. Children, don't spill the lemonade. She spilled her.

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:06.719
<v Speaker 4>She's diabetic.

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 2>She can't have.

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:15.800
<v Speaker 4>Its common blood.

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 2>That's the lady perfumed, absolute delicious.

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 4>Some of that now it has to you. Now listen

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:25.320
<v Speaker 4>to blood.

0:38:25.520 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we're going to get you to make a phone call.

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:29.839
<v Speaker 2>And are you feeling a bit tired? It's not off

0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 2>if you on? Yes, what is it?

0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:35.320
<v Speaker 4>Yes, my right around the corner.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we haven't thought of who we're going to call

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:41.000
<v Speaker 2>on your behalf though, Dot Mitchell Cherry come back. Yeah,

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:43.840
<v Speaker 2>who should we call instead of a radio station? What?

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 2>What about? How made it tv SN We call her

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks.

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 4>You've done that. I feel like a number would be blocked.

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:51.000
<v Speaker 4>What if we were to call a sleep apnear clinic,

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 4>they't have so much empathy because they're used to it.

0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 4>In fact, this is probably a daily occurrence clinic.

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 2>That will definitely be the sixty seconds, okay?

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 4>Or a sleep center or a sleep study. I've had

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:04.879
<v Speaker 4>a sleep study done. They're very nice.

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Do we want Peninsula Sleep Clinic or Sydney Sleep Center?

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:14.319
<v Speaker 4>I think Sydney Sleep Senate. Yeah, right, we'll give them

0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:16.480
<v Speaker 4>a Well you want us to call on no, I pissed.

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Shit?

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 4>Okay, into the mic?

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:20.399
<v Speaker 7>Dot?

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Now do you think she should talk first or DOT should? Yes,

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.759
<v Speaker 2>she should talk for a bit and then at some

0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 2>stage just does off. Here's the Jenna, can you get

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:32.360
<v Speaker 2>your stuff watch ready, and just once the snoring starts. Ye,

0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 2>see if we can beat the sixty So.

0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna once Dot starts, she should continue storing

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 4>until she gets hung up on or should she wake up?

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Correct? That's right, Sorry, I'm practicing. She's got to say.

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 2>There's something to be said for your multitasking because I'm

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 2>trying to talk and the number at the same time

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 2>and google the fucking clinic. Thank you. I wonder your

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 2>brain's fast.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.320
<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's why I'm twisted in the head.

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, especially because we don't pre prepare this ship. We

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 2>think of it spontaneously and I'm like, gor okay, here

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:05.359
<v Speaker 2>we go, Okay, give this all come up, here's fun.

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Sydney Sleep Center and a boy speaking.

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Kind of a bomane.

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:21.879
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry your name? Oh and I'm so sorry, dear,

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 4>I heard a bombanee or abomination.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:25.600
<v Speaker 12>Madam.

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:32.040
<v Speaker 13>No, my name is Doohn Wiggins and my GP has

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 13>referred me to look in for a examination, a sleep examination.

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 10>Sure, not a problem?

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 11>Did they give you a.

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:42.800
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'll have to check. Let me just check my

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 4>I'll just check my note one second.

0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:45.760
<v Speaker 5>Mm hmmm.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:41:00.479
<v Speaker 2>H m hm.

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 11>Uh No.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 10>I believe you could drop it off as any pathology

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:09.279
<v Speaker 10>was there?

0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:10.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:14.719
<v Speaker 8>Exactly? Was there copy that she referred to or was

0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 8>it just a generic that she gave you?

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 10>Okay, not a problem, Yeah, drop.

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 8>It off at any pathology company with the letter and

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 8>that shebut okay, no worries.

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:30.200
<v Speaker 3>M h.

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 2>M are you there?

0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 8>Oh?

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:56.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry bormonation?

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:56.879
<v Speaker 2>You there?

0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 4>I have indeed, I'm so sorry. I don't have the referral.

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have to buzz you back, darling.

0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:05.359
<v Speaker 10>All right, so if you contact your doctor and get

0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 10>the referral, all I.

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 13>Need to do is email it to us and then

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 13>we can make you a booking.

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:11.440
<v Speaker 4>So the doctor needs to recite the referral before you

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:14.120
<v Speaker 4>can make you're an appointment. All right, thank you, thank

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 4>you doing beutiful? Thanks? Oh dear, she was too sweet.

0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't she was so nice.

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Did you give her matter under her breath?

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:23.439
<v Speaker 6>Fuck?

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 4>Did?

0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so how long did they go?

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 2>A minute?

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:29.920
<v Speaker 5>Forty seven seconds?

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you definitely beat the sixty second. Where's the effect?

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Come on? Give me some.

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell green one. It should be green. Anything excitable is green.

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Elevator music is green.

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:43.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's my favorite.

0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, obviously that's not a fucking winner sound effect.

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 4>What else do I have?

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:49.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't find a blood Winn's sound.

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:50.439
<v Speaker 4>All I find?

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I won't move on until I found I'll

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 2>just type in w any Yeah, be out of practice,

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 2>sorry about this?

0:42:57.080 --> 0:43:00.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're totally I actually need to get her details.

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 4>I do need a sleep study.

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:03.440
<v Speaker 2>On top of everything.

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 4>Have you you had a sleep study before?

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:05.879
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 4>Someone watches you sleep the whole night with probes on.

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:12.240
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't do that, but I couldn't get to sleep,

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:13.840
<v Speaker 2>and then they think I've got real issues.

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 4>No, they're in a it's like a two way glass

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.360
<v Speaker 4>thing like they don't you can't watch.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Hang on, Shut up, jenn, I tell me the time again.

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:20.759
<v Speaker 2>How did I do.

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 5>One minute forty seven seconds?

0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 2>We beat the record. That's when we give out cars

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:29.279
<v Speaker 2>close enough?

0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 5>Also, is Dot's still in here?

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 2>No, she's still asleep down.

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:39.359
<v Speaker 4>Ship?

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 2>No, hey, don must change my wheel. Get Oh she's dropped.

0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Get out ending the show?

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:53.920
<v Speaker 2>All right, thanks for coming.

0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:57.879
<v Speaker 4>Okay, we should get out of here. What a mixed bag.

0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 4>Dot Wiggins is featured on the show.

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I'm in your chair. Run on the show.

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.279
<v Speaker 2>I decide if we're getting out of here? All right,

0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we should get out of here. Actually, well, sure,

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 2>thanks for joining us for another episode. Is it's me idiots?

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh so absolutely pleasure? Are you talking to me?

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I said, idiots?

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:17.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh well, I mean you're talking to me next week.

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:17.919
<v Speaker 4>I'll be back.

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 4>The show will be smooth and seamless as always. I'll

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:23.680
<v Speaker 4>be back in the case me, I thought, it was fine.

0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 4>I've actually quite liked sitting over here. I mean, we're

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:29.959
<v Speaker 4>almost done with season four. Really, maybe for season five

0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:32.319
<v Speaker 4>when we return, we shake things up a bit.

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Now I'll just keep covering it until your brain's better,

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:36.400
<v Speaker 2>so I'll just take over the permanently.

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:37.319
<v Speaker 4>Okay, you could.

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I think that's really nice. It's good. I'm flexing my

0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:42.480
<v Speaker 2>old muscles. I haven't used the panel for agent.

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 4>Can you believe we're almost in season five?

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I know that's when some shows start to

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 2>go downhill, like TV shows.

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:52.439
<v Speaker 4>Season five, Really, some get a second wind, don't you think?

0:44:52.680 --> 0:44:52.839
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Drakon Season five is when Mcloud's daughter started going downhill.

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 5>Dinner Yeah, yeah, definitely Season five breaking bad.

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Season five I think that was the end.

0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:03.879
<v Speaker 2>But not us. We won't be going downhill at all,

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 2>only up from here. When were we ever up the hill?

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:10.320
<v Speaker 4>We're on a very flat could second. Thank you for listening.

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:10.719
<v Speaker 2>We love you.

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<v Speaker 4>Get in touch a couple of mitches, etcetera, etcetera. We'll

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:13.280
<v Speaker 4>see you next.

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<v Speaker 2>Week, catch you, then you see ya, see you?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a no, no, no, you're.

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<v Speaker 5>So overworked you just rest, just rest up.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to your shoulders look tensely back, Yeah, relaxedy shoulders

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<v Speaker 2>a bit. Welcome to add briefings. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 2>On the end, we pretend the show is done and

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.400
<v Speaker 2>then we just talked shit here. Nothing's planned or anything

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:56.240
<v Speaker 2>with that.

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<v Speaker 4>New thing that we say, Hi you, addressing the one

0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:02.759
<v Speaker 4>person listening. It does sound like you from Netflix. Have

0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:03.200
<v Speaker 4>you seen it?

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, but they don't say the word you.

0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 4>He does in his monologue, he goes, hello you, and

0:46:08.560 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 4>he kills them.

0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:12.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, he calls them by their names nobody.

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:16.919
<v Speaker 4>In the monologue he goes, I want you. It does

0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:18.200
<v Speaker 4>Joe Black.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you remember a couple of weeks ago when you

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:23.279
<v Speaker 2>had an episode off, Yes, and then Sam and Jenna

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 2>ditched me, so it was literally just me. I ended

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:28.560
<v Speaker 2>the show by saying thank you for sticking with me,

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 2>dear listener, And then people wererote in the group saying

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 2>that it felt like I was talking just to them. Oh,

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:36.400
<v Speaker 2>it's more intimate. When the room smells like come and blood,

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling intimate.

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 4>It does smell you know what?

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:42.240
<v Speaker 2>As we should start saying you to the listeners.

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 4>Hey you, that's what they're saying. Radio school. You should

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 4>never say guys, hey.

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Guys, which I don't necessarily agree with that. I think

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:52.520
<v Speaker 2>it's fine we say oh you, how are you?

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 4>Truly? Also, they got the whole point is don't say guys,

0:46:57.040 --> 0:46:59.520
<v Speaker 4>because it isolates people and makes it feel like you're

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 4>not just talking to them. What idiot thinks that commercial

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:06.399
<v Speaker 4>public radio is just for you?

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:09.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but you are so nice that James Demand

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:11.000
<v Speaker 2>had got on the wireless for me.

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:11.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:16.719
<v Speaker 4>That You've got to be so naive. God, it's like

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:19.840
<v Speaker 4>thinking that fucking House of Cards was made and produced

0:47:19.840 --> 0:47:21.760
<v Speaker 4>at three million episode for you.

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 5>You nobody else.

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:26.640
<v Speaker 2>So stupid. Plus, some of the best people in radio

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:28.839
<v Speaker 2>don't do that. They don't isolate the one lifter and

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:32.280
<v Speaker 2>say yes you. They go hello world, I'm John Laws.

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah exactly.

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I think we should do it regardless, even though we've

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:37.880
<v Speaker 2>just bad mouthed. I think we should do it.

0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:39.880
<v Speaker 4>We're not a radio show, exactly.

0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Hello.

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 4>Everyone thinks you up. We've got the big radio awards

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:45.920
<v Speaker 4>this weekend. When you say were sorry, it will actually

0:47:45.960 --> 0:47:48.000
<v Speaker 4>be sad, Mitch, because you come every year because you've.

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Normally only been to one, actually two, I've been to two.

0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 4>I've only been to one.

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 5>Remember the first one you ever went to. We're working together,

0:47:56.920 --> 0:47:57.200
<v Speaker 5>but we.

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't know each other that this was the role we

0:47:58.680 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 2>went to. I don't think i've been to one with you.

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:03.440
<v Speaker 4>I went twenty my first. Accress, we're talking about the

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 4>Australian Commercial Radio Awards of you. Yeah, they are. They

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:11.520
<v Speaker 4>are like the low Gis or the awards for the

0:48:11.600 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 4>radio industry. Anyway, my first one was twenty sixteen. When

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:20.240
<v Speaker 4>twenty sixteen, No, when did I ask? Fucking technically?

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 2>You did? I mean I actually did it?

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:22.160
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 4>You didn't that well, twenty sixteen was my first.

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:29.480
<v Speaker 2>But I'm obviously not going to this one because I

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 2>was nominated for Biggest Loss to the industry, as I

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 2>told you. But what are you laughing at? Well?

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:38.319
<v Speaker 4>You Bert Newton, farlapar all nominated and I mean two

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:43.040
<v Speaker 4>horses is year. That's a lot. No Bert, you ballet? Yeah, Barley,

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:46.439
<v Speaker 4>obviously you you won't be there. That sad, but general

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 4>and I are going. Has Genna showing you what she's wearing.

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 2>It's more requesting of what she's not wearing. Holy she's

0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:53.839
<v Speaker 2>getting the new girls out.

0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is showcasing them.

0:48:56.680 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding? Jones? He's going to be there.

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's going to have her huge bust out of display.

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 2>Look at my new boosies best bust. Gentlemen, how much

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:09.760
<v Speaker 2>would you hate me if I send an all staff

0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:12.400
<v Speaker 2>email on your behalf Mitchell stop and I said, hello,

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:14.359
<v Speaker 2>don't you dare?

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:15.880
<v Speaker 5>That would be really nice.

0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Just a mental health check in, don't do it hi,

0:49:20.400 --> 0:49:24.320
<v Speaker 2>or reminder it's okay to not be okay. Oh, you

0:49:24.440 --> 0:49:28.520
<v Speaker 2>just got a calendar alert telehealth with doctor Dorito, doctor Doregan.

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:31.719
<v Speaker 2>That's what I say. Time in fifty four minutes, plenty

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 2>of time. Have you noticed? Is it just me on

0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:36.319
<v Speaker 2>the fly? Have you noticed? You know how sometimes if

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:38.880
<v Speaker 2>something is in your phone calendar, it'll give you an

0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:41.960
<v Speaker 2>alert saying time to leave. It will take such and

0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:44.360
<v Speaker 2>such amount of time to get there. I swear my

0:49:44.400 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 2>phone mustneak. I don't have a car because I have

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 2>a house inspection, and it'll take half an hour to drive,

0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 2>but three hours before it'll say leave Now it'll take

0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 2>three hours to get there. And I'm like, I'm not

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.279
<v Speaker 2>walking to the house infection. It doesn't think I have

0:49:57.320 --> 0:49:58.080
<v Speaker 2>a car.

0:49:59.120 --> 0:49:59.960
<v Speaker 4>It's set to walk.

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know how to change it. I've tried,

0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:04.399
<v Speaker 2>I've googled it. Nothing. It literally just goes. Like when

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I was driving a boging Gate last weekend, it's like

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:09.520
<v Speaker 2>two days before leave. Now it'll take two days to.

0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 4>Walk to bo Oh my god.

0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't forget. That is weird.

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 4>I know. I get the automated text from milk Run

0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:21.800
<v Speaker 4>and they're like, hello, milk Run VIP, We've got fifteen

0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:24.600
<v Speaker 4>percent of your essentials, and I go, I never asked.

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to use that always can discount coat.

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Know what you say is when? Yeah?

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 2>When did I are?

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:32.280
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that'll work to a corporation.

0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:35.879
<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite now, catching people out on that, that's

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 2>I hate.

0:50:36.280 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 4>I could never do that.

0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Say when, Yeah, that's so good.

0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 4>That's so annoying. When you're pouring someone to drink, say when?

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Fuck up?

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 4>What does it even mean?

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 2>When? When I said when? But what does it even mean?

0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Say when? To stop?

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:54.680
<v Speaker 5>Just say tell me when to just say.

0:50:54.560 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>That's perfect, thank you. Imagine if someone says say when,

0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 2>and you go.

0:50:57.560 --> 0:51:03.520
<v Speaker 4>No, say well what say when? I won't.

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 2>You just let them pour heaps and go pardon.

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 4>Fucking hell, I'm going through a Oh you can keep talking.

0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm just putting.

0:51:20.120 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 3>Background like this.

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 4>I had a Hucks party. Have I spoken about the

0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 4>Hucks yet?

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh my what So I had a Hucks party, he

0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 4>said to me.

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:31.440
<v Speaker 2>When I was in the Hunter Valley. He goes, Oh

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 2>my god, I'm in the Hunting Valley too. He wasn't

0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 2>even fucking Gosford Valley, looser.

0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:40.880
<v Speaker 4>It was my cousin's combined hens and bucks gender non conforming.

0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 4>Fuck the patriarchy, men and women can party together.

0:51:43.640 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I think they're just being scabby. Actually, nothing against the

0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:47.560
<v Speaker 2>patriarchy whatsoever.

0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you something.

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I forget don't even know. I thought that was funny, Mitchell.

0:51:54.880 --> 0:51:57.280
<v Speaker 2>So it's addicting you once you start speak of the devil.

0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:00.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, tweeted Kenny, Danny.

0:52:00.400 --> 0:52:02.200
<v Speaker 2>What'd you say? She said?

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Can you tweet? Can you tweet an audio thing?

0:52:08.160 --> 0:52:09.239
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 4>Danny. Oh that reminded me the Hugs because it's like

0:52:13.680 --> 0:52:15.479
<v Speaker 4>my cousin. It's a family wedding, and I'm am seeing

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 4>the wedding. I'm in the groom's party.

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:17.480
<v Speaker 2>How did you get there.

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:21.839
<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't know. I wear should have called bron

0:52:22.200 --> 0:52:24.000
<v Speaker 4>And I said to my mom, Oh, where's the huwks

0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:25.759
<v Speaker 4>like a month ago, and you know it's up in

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:27.680
<v Speaker 4>the Hunt of Alley and I'll cook Anyway. I got

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 4>the details and I paid my money for Hayden and

0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 4>I for our accommodation. The event will post the address

0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 4>the day before. Great Hayden, I get the car. We

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:37.080
<v Speaker 4>accommodate four hours to get to the Hunt of Alley.

0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:39.040
<v Speaker 4>We get the co, put the address in on Facebook.

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 4>It's an hour away. It's in Gospel.

0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:41.759
<v Speaker 13>Oh my.

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:43.759
<v Speaker 4>So it wasn't our fault, but we should have done

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:46.000
<v Speaker 4>our due diligence and actually checked the address.

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:49.320
<v Speaker 2>So we were very early, slightly less picturesque.

0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Gospard, it was a great It was a great

0:52:53.640 --> 0:52:57.240
<v Speaker 4>weekend away gos in Gospel. It was like an Airbnb

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:00.360
<v Speaker 4>match with a golf course and a lily pond.

0:53:00.520 --> 0:53:03.239
<v Speaker 2>That's very nice, Hello Mitchell speaking.

0:53:05.640 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 7>Well, I just wanted to organize a new account if

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:13.759
<v Speaker 7>I could.

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 4>A new account for what Yeah?

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:18.120
<v Speaker 7>Hung up?

0:53:18.880 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Well we could talk for hours.

0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Take Lisa from Riverstone when.

0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:27.080
<v Speaker 4>I'll do it.

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:30.080
<v Speaker 11>Hi, Lisa, I'm sorry you've missed out on the bank

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 11>of kJ You'll have to call back. Oh damn it, tomorrow, Babe,

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:38.239
<v Speaker 11>play again at eight then all day while you were

0:53:38.320 --> 0:53:39.640
<v Speaker 11>good Will and Woodie for driving home.

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:40.919
<v Speaker 10>Thank you.

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:44.280
<v Speaker 4>That was me just giving my best impression of anyone

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:45.759
<v Speaker 4>any producer that works here.

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:48.719
<v Speaker 2>This screen on my side of the desk actually work.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:50.560
<v Speaker 2>It's worked for twelve years. I did not know that

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:52.719
<v Speaker 2>that was a touch screen. I thought that it was

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:54.480
<v Speaker 2>just a mirror of your screen so that I could

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 2>see who's on the line. I didn't know I had

0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:56.600
<v Speaker 2>any control over.

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:59.040
<v Speaker 4>The Helen and carrying bars are usual. Hello, Helen, it's

0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 4>mid SHOs. You haven't got in. Now you've got to

0:54:01.719 --> 0:54:09.160
<v Speaker 4>call back in probably thirty five minutes. Okay, Helen, you turned.

0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:12.120
<v Speaker 2>The phone down in What was that? Sounds like she's

0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:16.839
<v Speaker 2>been to Helen back. Now you have to pay that.

0:54:16.840 --> 0:54:19.920
<v Speaker 4>That was fucking That was very good and I will

0:54:20.000 --> 0:54:20.360
<v Speaker 4>run with it.

0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:22.040
<v Speaker 5>Can you answer another one?

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:23.040
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:54:23.080 --> 0:54:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Sure, Meets you take one, Jenny, you can take one.

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:27.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to take one that doesn't already have

0:54:27.800 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 2>their name. Swords A. You're gonna have to ask.

0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:32.839
<v Speaker 5>Hi, kiss, what's your name?

0:54:34.120 --> 0:54:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Natalie?

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 5>What are you calling for? Sorry, you'll have to fix

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:43.719
<v Speaker 5>your phone line.

0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:45.919
<v Speaker 3>I want a shame.

0:54:46.520 --> 0:54:47.759
<v Speaker 5>She doesn't deserve to win.

0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:51.000
<v Speaker 4>No, she doesn't have the bank very rue. Think should

0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:54.399
<v Speaker 4>give some cash? We can actually.

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 2>All right?

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 7>Should we go?

0:54:56.640 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm getting exhausted?

0:54:58.040 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, I think I make that call around here.

0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:04.040
<v Speaker 4>Now that I'm in, I can just clock off if

0:55:04.080 --> 0:55:05.200
<v Speaker 4>you guys want to keep powering on?

0:55:06.160 --> 0:55:07.239
<v Speaker 2>What are we going to talk about dinner?

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:07.480
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:08.560
<v Speaker 5>What are we going to talk about?

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:10.080
<v Speaker 3>I asked you first?

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:14.920
<v Speaker 2>When don't even try it? He don't even try it?

0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:17.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:21.880
<v Speaker 2>How he's that? I feel fucking stupid today. I'm just

0:55:21.920 --> 0:55:23.880
<v Speaker 2>in one of those moods. I'm going feral. I can

0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:24.279
<v Speaker 2>feel it.

0:55:24.880 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 4>Jackie A has some what's her name, Miranda Kirk Cora Organic,

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:30.280
<v Speaker 4>so he valued it at least four hundred dollars.

0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how hard it is for me to

0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:33.720
<v Speaker 2>not steal it? Because I sit over there every fucking

0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 2>week and I use Miranda Kirk's products, and they're just

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 2>sitting there. I don't think Jackie Nort's going to use them.

0:55:38.239 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 4>This stuff is not cheap. It is Cora Organics.

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty affordable for what it is.

0:55:43.480 --> 0:55:47.239
<v Speaker 4>Why did Miranda ly curse and Jackie oh Nord a

0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:50.799
<v Speaker 4>horse brush. That's offensive.

0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:53.280
<v Speaker 2>No, I think that's an exfoliating brya.

0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 4>Roma romotherapy associates. What do you do with it?

0:55:57.000 --> 0:55:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Just skin? It's good after a shape. He don't get

0:55:59.880 --> 0:56:02.920
<v Speaker 2>the grains with what what do you mean?

0:56:02.920 --> 0:56:03.680
<v Speaker 4>What do you put on it?

0:56:04.040 --> 0:56:04.560
<v Speaker 5>Nothing?

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:06.560
<v Speaker 2>It just gets rid of dead skin. It's an exfoliator.

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:12.240
<v Speaker 2>You dry rub your face in the shower. Idiots. Obviously, ifoliate,

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:15.399
<v Speaker 2>you have to be damp. Really you don't. Your skin

0:56:15.400 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 2>should look much worse in that case, because I like

0:56:18.080 --> 0:56:18.879
<v Speaker 2>me exfoliating.

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:21.239
<v Speaker 4>You know what. The cheeries can't overdo it though, No, no,

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:24.680
<v Speaker 4>no, no cheries for what it's worth. Terrible when it comes

0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:28.040
<v Speaker 4>to dieting, but great skin on all the cheeries. Something

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 4>in that Mediterranean life we used to live.

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Anyone want more blood, come spray?

0:56:32.520 --> 0:56:34.759
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm all right, thanks now, don't spray too much.

0:56:34.920 --> 0:56:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I haven't sprayed any on me. I was letting you

0:56:36.680 --> 0:56:37.360
<v Speaker 2>guys do it.

0:56:37.320 --> 0:56:38.200
<v Speaker 4>It will set me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Lady Gaga, fame get amongst it beautiful. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to find the bit where Gaga says that she wants

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<v Speaker 2>to smell like a slut.

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<v Speaker 12>I wanted it to smell slutty, totally honor. I don't

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<v Speaker 12>think that women need to smell, you know, interesting. I

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<v Speaker 12>mean I have an interesting mind, but I want to

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<v Speaker 12>smell like a slut to be totally honest.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think that other people will as well?

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<v Speaker 12>I mean it in a lovely way, like the way

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<v Speaker 12>that your husband makes you feel when when you know

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<v Speaker 12>you've had a really long day and he knows exactly

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<v Speaker 12>what to say to you that will make you feel sexy,

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<v Speaker 12>and that's that, that's the.

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<v Speaker 2>He's some blood and calm for your lad.

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<v Speaker 12>That mating car, that mating car at Yale, right, which

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<v Speaker 12>is like what I hope to share with this fragrance

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<v Speaker 12>are that you can find the inner queen in yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for saying that.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you last ask what the time was? And you're

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<v Speaker 4>inner queen? Shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>And also remember when she just completely backflipped on what

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<v Speaker 2>she said about the perfumes because she then did like

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<v Speaker 2>a talk at university about mental health and she guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I hate being used to sell fragrances. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you really wanted to smell like a.

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<v Speaker 9>Slut, much stronger than me, But once I went through

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<v Speaker 9>all sorts of changes, my career taking off, becoming more isolated.

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<v Speaker 9>I was born this way, shut out all of that.

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<v Speaker 4>She annoys me. Sometimes we go.

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<v Speaker 9>Here we go, Okay, Stephanie Gaga, hybrid person, Why are

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<v Speaker 9>you unhappy? Why is it that you want to quit music?

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of years.

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<v Speaker 9>Ago, it's like, well, I really don't like selling with

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<v Speaker 9>you know, fragrances, perfumes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching this smelling like it's not like, Oh so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the reason you're depressed? Am I bitch? Sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>supporting your fragrant wait?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess she would have been made to have done

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<v Speaker 4>that at twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Six when no where the shot wasn't it really was?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Soon? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast. Are you going to do this better?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I just going to No, we'll stick to tradition. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we hope this podcast made you feel at least three

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all so we do gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 3>That was beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Should we get out of here?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah we will.

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