Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 3: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 4: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 4: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 4: ants out of a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 4: Food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 4: Goodness?
Speaker 3: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 4: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 4: this season.
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koo.
Speaker 2: Well, helloo the podcast. Guess what I'm in charge today?
Speaker 2: I'm like, it already sounds like a witch, I know.
Speaker 2: So Mitchell Cherry over here came in and said that
Speaker 2: he's feeling particularly brain dead today, and I said, right,
Speaker 2: I'm stepping up. Yeah, it's been years, but I'm pressing
Speaker 2: all the buttons. I'm on your side of the desk.
Speaker 2: It's taking me back to my radio school days.
Speaker 4: I'm on your side too. God, everything sounds clearer here
Speaker 4: just sitting here and doing jack.
Speaker 2: Shit. I wish I had your life. I have really
Speaker 2: been milking the last three years where I don't have
Speaker 2: to do all the button pressing.
Speaker 4: Shit, my god, it's actually bleased, like you can just
Speaker 4: focus on speaking.
Speaker 2: I know I used to press the buttons for my
Speaker 2: old podcast on My Cup of Teeth speaking of Witch
Speaker 2: Little not My Cup of Tea reunion today, Ashlyn, my
Speaker 2: old co host. He's coming on with a story that
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you're going to enjoy because I know
Speaker 2: that you love a cheeky scam, don't you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I love a good scam, but ethical scam when no
Speaker 4: one's harmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like saving a few bucks, that's what I'm talking
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about inside of trading.
Speaker 4: You know, Martha Stewart went to prison for inside of Trading.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. Martha Stewart, famed chef
Speaker 2: our third Wheel Price. Kevin Jenny's here talking about.
Speaker 4: You know, Martha Stewart, saying he's Martha Stewart.
Speaker 5: Martha Steett.
Speaker 4: Google, Martha Stewart is a famed chef. Oh god, Jenna,
Speaker 4: why did we bother? No, I've got it in the mouse. No,
Speaker 4: it's the wrong mouse. There's two mice.
Speaker 2: I'm using the right one. I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I see, I know the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: She went to prison for insider trading and then came
Speaker 4: out and then became best friends with Snoop Dog.
Speaker 2: What a wild story for a white woman chef. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Achlan's story is not quite that intense, but I
Speaker 2: did feel like, oh my god, I'm not gutsy enough
Speaker 2: to get away with what she got away with. We'll
Speaker 2: get to that a bit later.
Speaker 4: Didn't impress you?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Yeah, I didn't know she had it in her.
Speaker 2: But anyway, what else are we doing? Top back Tings? Yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: which has been voted by the listeners as their favorite segment.
Speaker 2: So that's coming up a bit later on. Do you
Speaker 2: want me to do the bit where I say what
Speaker 2: we'd start the show with? Am I really taking charge?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: This could be a good and I can send it
Speaker 4: to my neurologists and see if I'm if I'm nailing
Speaker 4: it for someone messaged me.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'll give them a shout out.
Speaker 4: And he said I can always tell when it's gonna
Speaker 4: be a bad brain day for Mitch because he stumbles
Speaker 4: on the intro.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's something you've noticed something.
Speaker 4: Dylan said. Oh, last week was one of the very
Speaker 4: best episodes. I think he's right. He says, you can
Speaker 4: tell by how Chirpy is and if it's going to
Speaker 4: be a bad brain day by his opening instructions to
Speaker 4: the show. What is he thinks he can tell?
Speaker 2: Well, we start the show this name every week with
Speaker 2: an is it just me? Ah, something we've noticed something
Speaker 2: we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 2: know Mitch. So title surprise. Who wants to kick things?
Speaker 4: After?
Speaker 7: While?
Speaker 4: Are we giving you props?
Speaker 2: I was meant to do the test, Well you fucking
Speaker 2: got distracted.
Speaker 4: Yeah? Sorry, Do you want I can do a quick
Speaker 4: neurological test on you. Hayden has to do them to
Speaker 4: me to see if I'm stroking out.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, like a brain training anyone?
Speaker 4: Do you want to take ten seconds?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go and do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, so smile really big. Now move the mic away
Speaker 4: so I can yeah, okay, cool, Now puffy cheeks off
Speaker 4: with this yep.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 4: Now raise both eyebrows yep, and now unpuffy cheeks and
Speaker 4: eyebrows up and down really quickly. Yeah, okay, good?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 4: Now get both hands, great podcast, Get both hands and
Speaker 4: then push them together really hard.
Speaker 2: You can do it yet? Great?
Speaker 4: All right, you're not having a stroke.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And you're speaking clearly. That's another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean with a lisp, so you
Speaker 2: know I'm doing my best.
Speaker 4: We got to imagine if someone on the street, what, sir,
Speaker 4: you need to come with me. You're clearly having a stroke.
Speaker 4: I'm just gay and thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I did a brain training thing the other day and
Speaker 2: it was so frustrating into those things where you don't
Speaker 2: get it and you're trying to figure.
Speaker 4: It out on a Nintendo DS.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, it's like a driving game. Do you
Speaker 2: want to do it? Yeah? Right, We're going on a
Speaker 2: camping trip, Mitchell. I'm allowed to bring a match trets.
Speaker 2: What are you going to bring?
Speaker 4: I'm a chair?
Speaker 2: No, you're not allowed to bring a chair. What are
Speaker 2: you bringing, Jenna a bag? No, you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: bring a bag.
Speaker 4: You're going camping, you said, yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm allowed to bring a mattress. I might bring
Speaker 2: marshmallows as well. I'm allowed to bring them.
Speaker 4: Oh, then I'll simply bring a magpie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're allowed to bring a magpie. We're allowed to
Speaker 2: bring an.
Speaker 5: Can I bring a rug?
Speaker 2: No, you're not allowed to bring a.
Speaker 5: Rope, a persian rug.
Speaker 2: You're also not allowed to bring a persian rug. She
Speaker 2: doesn't get it, Pops, No, you're not allowed to bring that.
Speaker 5: Come on, get it a python.
Speaker 2: So you've just said that, you get it. What do
Speaker 2: you think it is when.
Speaker 5: You say something that you wouldn't bring.
Speaker 2: No, there's a reason I'm rejecting it, Mitchell. What else
Speaker 2: are you going to bring?
Speaker 4: I'm going to bring a mathematician.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're allowed to great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a moth.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to bring them up? Actually I might
Speaker 2: bring them off. I'm allowed you can bring them off. Okay,
Speaker 2: we have the same name, decad.
Speaker 5: I'll bring a jellyfish.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to bring a jelly fish.
Speaker 8: Go.
Speaker 2: The thing has to start with the same first letter
Speaker 2: as your name.
Speaker 4: Got it.
Speaker 2: There we go. I can't believe Jenna was the one
Speaker 2: that didn't get it. She's meant to be the smart,
Speaker 2: university educated one.
Speaker 4: You're the only one with a university degree.
Speaker 2: Well, the one that she finished. I didn't finish mine.
Speaker 2: Did you not finish? He didn't? We both drop out, Yes,
Speaker 2: dropped out to pursue theater in New York and then
Speaker 2: drop out of that. I didn't know you dropped out
Speaker 2: of that too.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: I had half a degree and came back, went to
Speaker 4: save up more money to return to finish it, and
Speaker 4: got a job at Kiss and the rest is history.
Speaker 2: Now here we are, here, we are.
Speaker 4: I literally still have Atlantic Acting School asking when I'm
Speaker 4: coming back to do my.
Speaker 2: Bachelor of Arts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: They said we won't add you to the alumni on
Speaker 4: the website.
Speaker 2: You could have been in Book of Mormon by now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you never know.
Speaker 4: I could have been the book meet. We've gotten my
Speaker 4: manager at Meets. We've got exciting Ralphie. Yes, Book of Mormon. Yes,
Speaker 4: you're the book.
Speaker 2: Oh Mitch. Yeah, Hi, we've cast you in Cinderella.
Speaker 4: Oh who am I playing?
Speaker 2: You're playing the pumpkin style coach.
Speaker 4: But it turns from a normal so only a short
Speaker 4: role because it's originally a normal coach. Yeah, yeah, flips
Speaker 4: at midnight.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, while since seen Cinderella.
Speaker 2: I'm actually saying it this week in where in Sydney
Speaker 2: in stage? Yeh, it's that lyric theater?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how would they do that on stage?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't seen it. Good call of you, Jenny.
Speaker 2: You like your musicals.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen Cinderella on stage.
Speaker 4: I'm going to bull on Rouge for our annivers right,
Speaker 4: it's very good. I Baiden doesn't listen, well, well they'll
Speaker 4: leave it in. He won't listen anyway. We're going to
Speaker 4: all on Rouge gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I have heard rave reviews. I really should get tickets,
Speaker 2: didn't I?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you definitely should. All right, let's start the show.
Speaker 4: We can talk about this later.
Speaker 2: I make that call.
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting back, relax.
Speaker 2: All right, let's kick it off. Who's going to go first?
Speaker 4: But there?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Oh dear, I don't even think I've got one yet?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is mental health important?
Speaker 2: Just you? I think I think it's bullshit.
Speaker 5: I don't believe in it.
Speaker 4: I don't have a mental health. I don't have a
Speaker 4: solid agen. But I'll tell you what I'm going through
Speaker 4: my brain stuff at the moment.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 4: Jenna's so right. Jenna said to me before we started recording,
Speaker 4: how your mental health can actually manifest and fuck off
Speaker 4: your physical health.
Speaker 2: True, yeah, totally. And it's not necessarily one given thing
Speaker 2: that makes you struggle. It can be accumulative, oh truly.
Speaker 4: And like I'm telling you, your brain is so powerful
Speaker 4: it can fuck your entire body. If you've not been one.
Speaker 4: I've been quite resistant to talking to someone at yeah
Speaker 4: therapist or even like telling people, oh, I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm struggling, But recently I felt so empowered by talking
Speaker 4: to people and friends and you guys and my loved
Speaker 4: ones about how I'm feeling, and it's made me feel
Speaker 4: substantially better. A lot of my issues are physically neurological,
Speaker 4: like actual neurological issues and the bright condition I have,
Speaker 4: But I'm telling you now, my mental health is playing
Speaker 4: into that.
Speaker 2: Yes, they all feed into each other because then you
Speaker 2: worry about your health, and then the anxiety manifests.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and the racing thoughts, the thoughts like
Speaker 4: far out, it's insane. So if you were, if you
Speaker 4: are ever like me, I know a lot of our
Speaker 4: listeners aren't, and they're very in touch with all that,
Speaker 4: which is great.
Speaker 2: But just go and get checked or talk.
Speaker 4: To someone you know. There's no shame in it.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 4: Mitch did have to write my referral letter to my
Speaker 4: new therapist.
Speaker 2: Yes, I kept pestering you saying I've given Patrick's some
Speaker 2: but he's my therapist. It's gorgeous. And I said, have
Speaker 2: your bloody reached out yet? Have you reached out to Patrick? No? No, no.
Speaker 2: And because I'm over on your side of the desk
Speaker 2: today and you left your emails open, I just wrote
Speaker 2: up an email. I wrote it on your behalf and
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, do I have permission to
Speaker 2: send this? I'm sending it. I forced you into therapy.
Speaker 5: How easy is that?
Speaker 4: Mitch goes well, do you want to be my pa?
Speaker 4: I could try to give twenty bucks an hour? Mitch
Speaker 4: goes off, I earned more of McDonald's mate.
Speaker 2: Really, Actually, no, is that a ship wage? Well it's
Speaker 2: not ideal, it's not, it's not nothing, but it's.
Speaker 5: Just above like minimum what is minimum wage these days?
Speaker 5: It's not like seventeen or something.
Speaker 2: Ad also depends on your age, I think, yeah, true, true.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. When I first started at macas
Speaker 2: when I was fourteen, it was like nine dollars at Hell.
Speaker 4: That is, you know mac is high at kids for
Speaker 4: that reason.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And of course the older I got, the less shifts
Speaker 2: I was getting weird.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding that?
Speaker 2: I never get windo?
Speaker 4: I kid, true fos very.
Speaker 5: Dry never kids?
Speaker 4: Is that really is unethical? It also came up in
Speaker 4: Cole's They love coals there's always sixty plus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they love the old I love.
Speaker 2: The oldiest because they're so dum.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 2: Every Cols has a helen.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes I have a helen. My coals
Speaker 4: that I work with worked at fuck me. I got
Speaker 4: a haircut yesterday next to the coals. I used to
Speaker 4: work out there. We go, oh really yeah, and like
Speaker 4: I can't walk past it. They're crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh really.
Speaker 4: Faith leaves the self checkout area to come back. I go, Faith,
Speaker 4: you get back in there because you are in control
Speaker 4: of that self checkout. Don't let anyone steal.
Speaker 2: I'll be ready for mind that just mayor you've got
Speaker 2: more about mental health.
Speaker 4: That min was sort of a pot luck, you know
Speaker 4: when you get like a mixed bag. Mine's a lucky dipitchem,
Speaker 4: I will quickly add, because it's a lucky inflation at
Speaker 4: the moment, God is.
Speaker 2: Thirteen eleven? Fourteen is the lifeline number if you need immediate.
Speaker 4: He yes, of course, of course. Oh I we'll say
Speaker 4: seven eleven petrol tracker. Fuck, it's good, is it? You
Speaker 4: lock your prices in?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Mygem is actually serve overlated.
Speaker 4: Oh great, well it was great to let's dive right
Speaker 4: in for it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do I look like a Laura Biding citizen to you?
Speaker 2: Would you be suspicious of me if I walked into
Speaker 2: your establishment?
Speaker 5: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't No, no, you wouldn't be.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I do look like a Laura Biding citizen, Thank you,
Speaker 2: because I went to the survey yesterday and the guy
Speaker 2: was so suss on me.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: I was on the way to a friend's birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: And you know those gift bags. If you can't be
Speaker 2: fucked wrapping a present, you just chucked in a bag.
Speaker 2: I've got a pile of bags at home just in
Speaker 2: case I haven't need it, and So I was going
Speaker 2: to the dinner, grabbed a bag, went to the servey,
Speaker 2: got a couple of packets of mint slices because that's
Speaker 2: a favorite my friend, and I was paying for it
Speaker 2: to the counter. They're like, what about that bag, mate?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what about the bag? And he goes,
Speaker 2: are you're going to pay for that too? I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I brought it with me, arshole, and it's like, you're
Speaker 2: sure about that? And I'm like, he does not want
Speaker 2: to push me too far. I'll go full boging Gate
Speaker 2: on this fucking alf. I was like, you don't even
Speaker 2: sell gift bags here, idiot? Actually say that, No, not quite,
Speaker 2: not quite, but he did at one point and go, oh, well,
Speaker 2: then why don't I check the security cameras to make
Speaker 2: sure that it was in your hand when you walked in?
Speaker 8: Nah?
Speaker 2: And I said go right ahead, and he goes, all right,
Speaker 2: you wait there, and I said no, I'm that confident
Speaker 2: that I've done nothing wrong. I'm leaving right now. And
Speaker 2: if I'm wrong and you actually do spot that I
Speaker 2: stole it in here, call the cops if you need to, Oh,
Speaker 2: do what you need to do. Like he was just
Speaker 2: one of those customer service people that like the power
Speaker 2: would gone to his head. He was taking it so seriously.
Speaker 2: I'm like, relax, brother, that's yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: And you know what really irks me about that shit,
Speaker 4: Like you're working for a mega corporation, they would not
Speaker 4: hesitate to fire you in a heartbeat. Don't put your
Speaker 4: neck out. Also, you could not that you are. But
Speaker 4: he could have said that to the wrong person on
Speaker 4: the wrong day, and they could have shot him in
Speaker 4: the face.
Speaker 2: You know, I do carry a small blade with me
Speaker 2: at all time. He's like getting ship him in the
Speaker 2: fucking kidney's the dog? Oh, both of them? But what's
Speaker 2: the point? Like God, and maybe he was having a
Speaker 2: bad day, that's no excuse.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Like, even if he thought you did steal it,
Speaker 5: he could have at least approached it in a different way.
Speaker 2: You what about the people you're wearing similar to what
Speaker 2: I'm wearing now. Really, it's like I can't bring an
Speaker 2: inmate outfit. I've got a huge backpack on and I'm
Speaker 2: wearing a huge Hell's Angels biky gang leather jacket on.
Speaker 4: And that's the problem was I was wearing my usual
Speaker 4: leather knuckle dusters and my gold grills.
Speaker 2: And I've been in there in my Edward Scissorhans cockpipe
Speaker 2: with all my knives. What an idiot.
Speaker 4: I've had experiences like that just with retail workers. You go, mate,
Speaker 4: come on, we're the same. We're fraying. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Like they're such a sticklers for the rules, and it's like,
Speaker 2: get a life, bitch, Like the people are macas who
Speaker 2: if you say to them after the fact, oh, can
Speaker 2: I grab a some Whitten sales losce and like me
Speaker 2: fifty cents? Yeah, I throw a brother of sauce, babes.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: That happened to me last night. You know what. Last
Speaker 4: night I actually got twenty four naggings for me and
Speaker 4: hate and I take them home and they gave you that.
Speaker 4: They gave me the full strength coat because I had
Speaker 4: a sip and it's ten o'clock. I can't have a
Speaker 4: full strength coke. I won't sleep. So I go, oh,
Speaker 4: this is full strength. Well that's what you ordered, and
Speaker 4: I went, no, I actually ordered a diet coke. What
Speaker 4: says here coke?
Speaker 2: Well, rewind the tape really, like do you think I'm light?
Speaker 4: Like? Is this a game?
Speaker 2: Just do it?
Speaker 4: You? Know what I mean, get it.
Speaker 2: The customer is always right? Yes, that's what they say.
Speaker 2: What happened to that?
Speaker 4: The customer is always right, although the customer is also
Speaker 4: very rude my alma, like, oh my god, she does
Speaker 4: not hesitate, very.
Speaker 2: Rude, Like I'm not encouraging people to be currents because
Speaker 2: that's have you ever been present when someone you're with
Speaker 2: is being a current It's so humiliating. I just kind
Speaker 2: of burying my face in my hand like I'm not
Speaker 2: with them, with them, yes the way to God. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone just needs to go easy on each other. No,
Speaker 2: no being currents to customer service, but also customer service.
Speaker 2: Don't be dogs a man and accuse me of said
Speaker 2: it fucking three dollar gift bag. I'm good for it, bar,
Speaker 2: but it's fine. Where is it?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 4: We go?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, Let's hear what one of our idiots has
Speaker 2: to say, and is it just me of their own?
Speaker 2: And if they do hear themselves on the podcast, they
Speaker 2: can hit our prize. Keep Jennifer a prize. Yep, I've
Speaker 2: seen in the dms. Yet there's a couple that have
Speaker 2: been neglected. People are claiming their prize and no reply.
Speaker 5: Yes, I step it up, bitch, I'll take your job
Speaker 5: to No, they've actually been coming through my personal Instagram.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh is that better?
Speaker 5: Well yes, because at the moment I've kind of lost
Speaker 5: access to the Instagram.
Speaker 2: What do you to the couple of mites again? How
Speaker 2: long has this been going on?
Speaker 5: About five days?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought she was going to be like four months
Speaker 2: worth of prize keeping.
Speaker 5: Of course not No, I am a dedicated prize woman.
Speaker 4: The security a Mitch and I got on that weekend
Speaker 4: the other day and I freaked out from it were
Speaker 4: being hacked.
Speaker 2: Yes, it would have been No, that was me because
Speaker 2: one of my contacts that Instagram has been hassling me
Speaker 2: for months saying you need to add two factor authentication
Speaker 2: to the couple of mitches account. And I was like, fine,
Speaker 2: I'll do it, but then everyone got logged out. Sorry
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 5: Oh I care?
Speaker 2: That fringed me out?
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 2: After the hacking of hate it was perilously close to
Speaker 2: the optus breach, and you're like, it's happening. They took
Speaker 2: down up with and now they're coming for someone even
Speaker 2: larger and even bigger corporation. The couple of Mitch of Instagram.
Speaker 4: This was just an entree mega hack.
Speaker 2: That is the couple of Mitch's Instagram. All right, who
Speaker 2: are going to hear from today?
Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's a live call, Mitch. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're going to have to make that happen.
Speaker 3: I probably should have done that off the cloud.
Speaker 4: You know how to do it.
Speaker 2: That doesn't matter. It's what's an all podcasts normally, normally
Speaker 2: you can give me a number.
Speaker 4: I'm holding it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I can give you a little Her name is.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely name, jem Bay.
Speaker 5: It's a nice name, Jemba.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's actually d j E m b e.
Speaker 5: But it's pronounced Oh I like that.
Speaker 2: Is that her actual name? Jemba?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, well I'm giving and she's got.
Speaker 4: An hey loo with that bar whatever.
Speaker 10: Jem Bay.
Speaker 2: There, you actually got her.
Speaker 4: They thought I was wrong, jem but I thought it was.
Speaker 2: A stage name like dj Emba or something.
Speaker 10: No, I'm literally just like people always get it wrong.
Speaker 10: I was trying to text so that you know how.
Speaker 5: To say it.
Speaker 7: For me.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, jem Bay jimbay.
Speaker 11: What is there?
Speaker 4: What's your ethnicity or what's the what's the history behind jembe.
Speaker 10: Well, I am the whitest person you ever meet. I
Speaker 10: did notice that my parents had like really common names
Speaker 10: and they hate it. So they're like, we're going to
Speaker 10: give our kids like really unique.
Speaker 4: Name, like fu Rebecca, just like we don't.
Speaker 10: Want any Emmas in this house.
Speaker 2: That's money. That's like Hayden.
Speaker 4: My partner, his mum named him Hayden but spelled it
Speaker 4: j y d N purely because she's like, he'll stand out.
Speaker 10: I hate it.
Speaker 7: A lot.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I hate someone because it makes it makes coffee
Speaker 10: shops so awkward. So I have like a fake name.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I had a friend that did that.
Speaker 2: Her name was Maray, but it was Morell's. Every time
Speaker 2: she got coffee it was Sarah. She couldn't been fucked
Speaker 2: explaining it's French.
Speaker 10: Yeah, God, I'm Lily. I'm always like Yellie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I always do a joke name to like make someone
Speaker 4: whoever I'm with laugh, But then I forget what my
Speaker 4: name is.
Speaker 2: Carolina. What the fuck was that me?
Speaker 3: Or was.
Speaker 4: It happens all the time anyway, Julie, what is your
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Brad's going to count you in all right after he's
Speaker 2: done his little is it just me? Or you finish
Speaker 2: this sentence? A kajener? All right, gotta draft?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 10: Can the class of twenty twenty two not catch a
Speaker 10: goddamn break?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you in year twelve?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's happening? Because it's hc at the moment.
Speaker 10: Right, yeah, Well, because we have we started off with
Speaker 10: the bushfires when like end of year nine, started year ten,
Speaker 10: then COVID for two years and now I'm bloody flooded.
Speaker 8: Oh where about because I'm northern Victoria.
Speaker 2: And so what do they make you do the exams
Speaker 2: from home or something?
Speaker 10: No, it was just that we missed all of our
Speaker 10: like muck up day. We didn't see like the last
Speaker 10: like five days of school. That's the best I've just
Speaker 10: had my English exams.
Speaker 2: Oh you reckon? You went?
Speaker 10: Oh God, horribly?
Speaker 2: What's the area study belonging or some ship? Yeah? What's
Speaker 2: a keyword? God?
Speaker 10: No, it's like leadership.
Speaker 4: Ah, oh, God should have called us. We could have
Speaker 4: given you a lesson. Your poor thing though, that's rough,
Speaker 4: Like yeah, it's a cursed year. Have you got unique
Speaker 4: exceptions yet? Like, have you found out what you're doing
Speaker 4: next year?
Speaker 10: No, they're not until like end of December.
Speaker 2: Oh can I just say that this little pocket right
Speaker 2: now October until March next year when UNI actually starts.
Speaker 2: If that's your plan, I don't know. Oh these few
Speaker 2: months are so good. I loved it once once exams
Speaker 2: were over and I just had fuck all to do.
Speaker 2: It was glorious. I think I was drunk the whole time.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was on a fridge to fridge for about
Speaker 4: three days straight after my exams.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is?
Speaker 4: It's where you like nominate four or five people's houses
Speaker 4: that live in the area, and they all open their
Speaker 4: fridge and you get all bikes or scooters and you
Speaker 4: go from freee to fridge and you get progressively drunker.
Speaker 2: Oh I say, oh, that sounds right up.
Speaker 4: Free to fridge some people on rollerblades, scooters, ripsticks, screen machines.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So is that your last examer? Have you got more
Speaker 2: to go?
Speaker 10: I've got six more.
Speaker 2: Jesus, Oh my god, what are they.
Speaker 10: I've got psychology, I've got two mass exams. I've got
Speaker 10: two music exams and literature Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, what the I didn't know that psychology was a
Speaker 2: high school subject.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could have.
Speaker 2: Saved me a world of pain, a lot of money
Speaker 2: if I just learned it myself, if.
Speaker 10: Everyone joins it being like, oh, we're gonna learn about
Speaker 10: our diagnoses, and then it's literally like sleep, diets, boring
Speaker 10: things like that.
Speaker 2: Ah the essential.
Speaker 4: Do you get an atar in Queensland? What happens with
Speaker 4: your score?
Speaker 2: Victoria?
Speaker 4: Victor? In Victoria, didn't you say for far off Queensland?
Speaker 2: Normal, Victoria?
Speaker 4: Are we still doing the podcast?
Speaker 2: What's her name? It's Cuba?
Speaker 4: No Chocuba is addressed? Or now what do you get
Speaker 4: in Victoria? Do you get a score?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Your music subject is going to drag your atar down?
Speaker 2: Bitch my drama.
Speaker 4: Let's I got a band six, but I still got
Speaker 4: a sixty nine atar and a slap on the wrists
Speaker 4: from missus Manos. I had a shit run. That's going
Speaker 4: to fuck you up?
Speaker 10: Oh god, yeah that, And I'm like, because we have
Speaker 10: like the lowest mass is the one that I'm doing,
Speaker 10: so that's going to drag me down to and literature.
Speaker 2: I literally just opted out. I didn't even get an atar,
Speaker 2: and I was like what, I don't know, won't hurt me?
Speaker 4: Or did you not get one?
Speaker 2: I think they called it non matriculating or something. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I just tap out. I don't need one.
Speaker 4: Good for you.
Speaker 2: Look how far off come?
Speaker 4: Fuck the atar, Jenny, you would have done very well.
Speaker 4: I'd suspect ninety five.
Speaker 2: A shit, what are you going to do with Uni Jimba?
Speaker 2: Is that your plan?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I'm having to going to art history?
Speaker 2: So sorry. I just suddenly felt really tired up.
Speaker 4: Is that the history of art?
Speaker 2: Or yes?
Speaker 10: No, it's actually the history of trains.
Speaker 2: But okay, very funny.
Speaker 4: Jem Bay, get your prize with price Keeper Jenna and Rackers.
Speaker 2: She's doing an art historyticating her fork lift license. Forget
Speaker 2: it anyway, Jamba, Look, we wish you all the best
Speaker 2: with your exams. Okay, Oh, thank good luck.
Speaker 4: See you, jam Bay, get in touch with price Keeper Jenna,
Speaker 4: get yourself your prize.
Speaker 2: Thanks. How do I fucking hang out?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship, she's still there? Just pressed. I think she took
Speaker 2: the she's gone.
Speaker 4: She's gone, lovely girl.
Speaker 2: I am feeling a lot of power on this side
Speaker 2: of the death st I just answered these random.
Speaker 4: Call take one hand and do it?
Speaker 2: Heyes, Keith, what's your name?
Speaker 5: My name is?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry to hear that.
Speaker 3: All right, she's gone. That's fun.
Speaker 4: Hang up from her.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're doing any contest at this time,
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: What was win next calling for?
Speaker 4: That's the name of my hairdresser?
Speaker 5: What wind Decks?
Speaker 2: No Wenita anyway, I don't forget. If you want to
Speaker 2: get an is it just you on the show, you
Speaker 2: can hit us up on Instagram at couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Oh right now, Mitchell, I reckon, you're going to enjoy
Speaker 2: this what we're about to do, because I know you
Speaker 2: love haggling. Yeah, oh I do? He doesn't on Facebook
Speaker 2: marketplace negotiating. I'd say real life marketplaces.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And do you love a cheeky scam like getting getting
Speaker 2: away with a freebie? That's what I'm talking about all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: I would never scam anyone, but I love it. I
Speaker 4: love I love her two for one as well, Baker's Delight.
Speaker 4: I don't need to, but I'll buy two.
Speaker 2: Just like a sly little freebie. Okay, but what you're
Speaker 2: about to hear? Can I just say this is so brazen?
Speaker 2: I would not be game enough to do from what
Speaker 2: you're about to hear. Yeah, I'm not balls enough to
Speaker 2: do this. So anyone who listened to my old podcasts
Speaker 2: not my cup of tea, you'd remember Achlan Garnett. Of course,
Speaker 2: my co host.
Speaker 4: I don't even gag anymore. She's such an angel in
Speaker 4: my eyes that she doesn't deserve to be gagged at.
Speaker 2: Good. Well, she's on the line now, I'm glad to think. Honey,
Speaker 2: now tell us what's this cheeky scam of yours. I
Speaker 2: was blown away when she told me, what have you done?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 8: Just the preface, I prefer mastermind versus scammer.
Speaker 9: Will be real.
Speaker 8: Please please play Mastermind by Taylor Swift in the background
Speaker 8: the whole time I'm speaking. And I am a Sagittarius,
Speaker 8: so I do have my reasons for this. So basically
Speaker 8: what happened was a few years ago. I failed about
Speaker 8: like twenty five. It was in twenty nineteen, so.
Speaker 2: You were old enough to do better.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was old enough to know better. Unfortunately I
Speaker 8: was twenty five years old, so I was at a party,
Speaker 8: had a bit much to drink. I'm definitely the kind
Speaker 8: of girl who like, no matter what time of night
Speaker 8: it is, I will go back to my house, like
Speaker 8: I don't want to be around other people. I will
Speaker 8: go home.
Speaker 10: But I fell asleep.
Speaker 2: She slept on my couch last weekend.
Speaker 8: I was going to say, I fell asleep on the
Speaker 8: couch and from Rando at the party. I woke up
Speaker 8: the next day just feeling absolutely foul. And it was
Speaker 8: like eight am, like birds were chirping, and I was like,
Speaker 8: I can't stay here. I got on these people well
Speaker 8: enough to just like sit here and have brecky. So
Speaker 8: I got up and then I grabbed like a loose
Speaker 8: green bag that was around, grabbed a packet of shape
Speaker 8: and a bottle of tequila.
Speaker 2: It doesn't in there. That's not the only freebie, none
Speaker 2: of which you brought.
Speaker 4: You were thieving these items.
Speaker 8: No, no, I drank all my drinks and then, like
Speaker 8: in my opinion, you know, like eat the rich like
Speaker 8: they had like at least multiples of the same things.
Speaker 8: I've got no money, like I can do what I want.
Speaker 8: So I grabbed that from petting home. I'm like checking
Speaker 8: my maps and I'm like, all right, it's gonna take
Speaker 8: two buses. I need to get a bus to Broadway
Speaker 8: and local sitting in people will know bad shopping cent.
Speaker 8: I get all the way to Broadway and then I
Speaker 8: get off the bus and I think, oh, I need
Speaker 8: to go grocery shopping. So if I go home first,
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna end up doing so I'm gonna walk
Speaker 8: up the road. I might as well do on here
Speaker 8: I do that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm out of the house once a day.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it all while I'm out.
Speaker 8: Ye, and like, let me tell you, I looked at
Speaker 8: a crepit like I was mortal, Like closing the night before,
Speaker 8: I'm like limping around broader the bug eyes like the
Speaker 8: lights are too bright. So I decided to go to
Speaker 8: the cinema. And again I have no money, Like I'm
Speaker 8: always over drafted this point. It's like pay days and
Speaker 8: two days. She's got enough, got it?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 8: I transfer out of the savings. It's a weekend.
Speaker 4: It's you shower it sins No, this is still from
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: Okay, I shower.
Speaker 8: Before I went to the party, So it's only been
Speaker 8: twelve hours.
Speaker 4: I'm just painting a picture.
Speaker 5: So you decided to go to the movies, Okay.
Speaker 8: Yes, so I go to the movies. I have no money.
Speaker 8: So what I do is I walk. I walk up
Speaker 8: to the ticket ma'am, and I put on my scam face.
Speaker 8: I come up with a little story. I'm like, there's
Speaker 8: no holes in this one. I was like, hey, so sorry,
Speaker 8: can you tell about cinema Aladdin is playing in. I'm
Speaker 8: mentally meeting my mum. I keep telling her to send
Speaker 8: me a screen shot the tickets, which's like fifty years old.
Speaker 8: You can't figure out.
Speaker 10: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8: And he was like, no, yeah, that's all good. It's
Speaker 8: in the cinema five and he just let me go through.
Speaker 8: And I was like, okay, oh my god, I just
Speaker 8: walk on in. I was like, well, I'm in here,
Speaker 8: so I can say for as long as I want.
Speaker 8: Now I go see Aladdin. I walk out.
Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 8: Ready to go home. I'm feeling crap. I might go
Speaker 8: see another movie, like what helps is on? I'm pottering around.
Speaker 8: Oh book Smart walked in. I was like, great, what
Speaker 8: another flick?
Speaker 4: And You're like, you're already passed the ticket man, as
Speaker 4: you said, So no one's checking these tickets when you're
Speaker 4: going to the other.
Speaker 8: Movie, you know, so once you're in there, you're in.
Speaker 8: I've seen a second movie. I see a poster and
Speaker 8: I find out you can get a free refours of
Speaker 8: large popcorn if you're a hot To Awards member. I'm
Speaker 8: not a holt To Awards member. I download Hoyts Awards
Speaker 8: right then and there. I don't have a large popcorn,
Speaker 8: so I pull a large popcorn out of the bin
Speaker 8: something out.
Speaker 10: I walk up to the man with my new Hoyts
Speaker 10: Awards think.
Speaker 8: And I was like, hey, can I get a refill
Speaker 8: of this? But also I actually spilled soda on it,
Speaker 8: so you can get me. Can you get me a
Speaker 8: new box please? And he was like, yeah, sure, take
Speaker 8: your hands me a large off. I go third movie
Speaker 8: that The third movie was honestly, I fell asleep during it.
Speaker 8: I think it was some sort of Marvel flick catching
Speaker 8: the end of something else. This was a full day,
Speaker 8: like Asian's Day Out.
Speaker 2: The Southern day off.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then I left Broadway. It was probably like
Speaker 8: seven thirty pm at this point because I'm setting I'd
Speaker 8: finis shot the last in my pequla.
Speaker 10: I go feed the duck and I just had a delightful.
Speaker 8: Walk on and that was my whole day. And it
Speaker 8: was just just so I didn't pay for the bus either.
Speaker 2: I just love how well thought out it was. All
Speaker 2: the excuses like, oh, I spilt soda in this box,
Speaker 2: can give me a new box?
Speaker 8: Say anything with confidence and people believe you.
Speaker 4: Would you not do it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like you're too old for this rich?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I feel like if I did it now, I do
Speaker 8: it for one movie, and I probably wouldn't steal the
Speaker 8: tequila nor the box to shape. That was a bit dodge.
Speaker 2: I feel bad about that one random house.
Speaker 8: Everything else, nah, could not care, like stealing from major
Speaker 8: cooperations whatever, They'll be fine. Eat the rich.
Speaker 2: This is what I mean. Like, you can never go
Speaker 2: back there out you're fucked.
Speaker 8: Oh christ, all right, well where are we going to go?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 8: Girls?
Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 4: Prison? By the sounds of things, no one will take us.
Speaker 4: No prison will take you because you'll sneak out, you'll escape.
Speaker 4: It's like you're like Alcatraz in the sixties. You just
Speaker 4: did too.
Speaker 8: I could talk my way out of prison, like clearly, Yeah,
Speaker 8: my god, I'm so sorry. I think someone sent you
Speaker 8: the wrong paperwork. I'm not actually meant to be here.
Speaker 8: You said you have a screenshop with the wrong girl, Like.
Speaker 4: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Anyway, good luck behind Bartsal and you've just confessed on
Speaker 2: the record, so yeah.
Speaker 4: I love you, yea bye bye.
Speaker 2: What a star I know. Can you top that any
Speaker 2: cheeky scams?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm doing at the moment. Actually, I've
Speaker 4: done my whole life. But I've told Hayden I'm like,
Speaker 4: I should talk about this on the podcast. He said,
Speaker 4: don't because if it gets out, it'll ruin it for you.
Speaker 4: But I know, I think I'm ready to admit it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: So this is a scam that I've been doing since
Speaker 4: I've been driving. So we've had a license for ten
Speaker 4: years now.
Speaker 2: Really shit, it's just right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said seventeen, so twenty seven, yeah, ten years Jenna,
Speaker 4: of course. You know anyway, when you are in a
Speaker 4: parking station, a big one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you've told me about this, and this
Speaker 2: ties in with what actually said. If you say anything
Speaker 2: with confidence, they'll believe you.
Speaker 4: What you do is you don't worry about how long
Speaker 4: you shop, You spend as long as you need, you
Speaker 4: buy what you want. Don't worry about validating your ticket anywhere.
Speaker 2: Because you know how it's like two hours free. Yeah,
Speaker 2: after that, Actually, Jenna wouldn't. I No, we'd have to
Speaker 2: explain it to you. Yeah, after like two hours or so,
Speaker 2: you have to start paying for the car park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so go to your way out. I'm getting your car,
Speaker 4: drive to the Boomgate. And then what you want to
Speaker 4: do is you want to press the phone button.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's exactly what you do.
Speaker 4: Re ringing, ringing, Hello Wilson, Hi mate, Sorry listen, I've
Speaker 4: just paid in cash at the booth on level three
Speaker 4: and it's now asking me to pay twenty dollars. But
Speaker 4: I just paid cash just now. Yeah cash. Oh, thank
Speaker 4: you so much, buddy. Boom Gate opens my every single time,
Speaker 4: every time.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But then you also be like, oh sorry about this, mate,
Speaker 2: Like you gotta get on their side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I paid.
Speaker 4: Hey do we pay cash? We paid? No, we paid cash. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it was forty but now it says twenty like
Speaker 4: you just add details.
Speaker 5: That is impressive.
Speaker 2: So I love an innocent little scam like that. I'd
Speaker 2: like to hear more if people slide into our DMS
Speaker 2: a couple of mitches. We'll get more on the podcast
Speaker 2: next week. Harles, I don't want to hear like full
Speaker 2: on felonies. I don't hear like illegal shit, just a
Speaker 2: cheeky scam that you're like like whenever I was using
Speaker 2: the self serf check out when I was a poor
Speaker 2: UNI student. I've realized that Chap six way fuck all.
Speaker 2: So you can throw that straight in the bag and
Speaker 2: it won't say unexpected item in the bagging area.
Speaker 4: I didn't say, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: Just getting free Chap six for ages without scanning them
Speaker 2: and just chuck them in because they're light enough. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I do the classic.
Speaker 4: Everything's an imperial Mandarin in my Hayden loves mangoes, but
Speaker 4: we just get a lot of imperial MENA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 4: If you're a criminal, please don't hit us up. I
Speaker 4: Mitch and Mitch half. For years, I've been taking the
Speaker 4: superannuation of retired veterans mine that was sent in from Jena.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a j Rochester calls in and goes, I scammed
Speaker 2: the single mother's pension. I got fired from the biggest
Speaker 2: loser for it.
Speaker 4: My god, imagine that.
Speaker 2: Please don't anyway, Yes, we want to hear more like
Speaker 2: cheeky little scams at couple of mitches. We'll get more
Speaker 2: on the podcast next week.
Speaker 1: Is it just me listening on Spotify? Don't forget to
Speaker 1: leave a five.
Speaker 5: Star you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 2: By the way, Before we move on, can I just
Speaker 2: say that last week we were talking about that Lady
Speaker 2: Gaga perfume Fame, Yes, Fame, and she tried to emulate
Speaker 2: the smell of blood and come in this perfume. I
Speaker 2: promise i'd bring it in and look here it is.
Speaker 4: I saw that what it was.
Speaker 2: You want to give it a whiff? Hold on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to cleanse my palate. I've got some
Speaker 4: vitamins here, I'll smell them.
Speaker 2: No, they're Jackie Oath prescription pills.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, empty.
Speaker 2: I help myself when I'm over there.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I want to look at the bottle. I'll do
Speaker 4: a review now.
Speaker 2: The weird thing is that it's supposed to smell like
Speaker 2: blood and coum, which does sound quite rancid, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it absolutely smells gorgeous. It's possibly my favorite fragrance.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 2: You gottles just.
Speaker 5: A really pretty bottle.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's is it black or black black liquid?
Speaker 2: But when you spray, you don't have to worry about
Speaker 2: your white shirts because yeah, it comes out clear. Here
Speaker 2: we go, give it a whiff. What do you reckon
Speaker 2: the blood? And come, fragrance, what do you think I'm
Speaker 2: not getting any blood?
Speaker 4: Or come?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear that, Jenny.
Speaker 4: You try.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's pills for that. It's sweet. Oh there's
Speaker 2: no blood, gorgeous, small calm. Then it's gonna get a headache.
Speaker 2: She said last week she can't handle fragrance and.
Speaker 5: I'm doing one spray, probably won't too many.
Speaker 2: What do you think it's.
Speaker 5: Very chemist warehouse like?
Speaker 2: How very dare you?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what Gaga said. She said she wanted to encapsulate. Yes,
Speaker 4: the Christie Swan slave.
Speaker 2: She literally said in an interview she was doing press
Speaker 2: for the Fragrance, and she said, I have a very
Speaker 2: interesting mind, but I want to smell like a slut
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's incredible. We all girl, And at the end
Speaker 4: of the day, that's all where that's all we're trying for.
Speaker 2: That's rush, all right?
Speaker 4: Should we dive into talk back to and on? I
Speaker 4: think I'm getting come. Know, you just did what passed me, Jana,
Speaker 4: didn't you?
Speaker 2: She's dripping again, that's revaulting disgusting started it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was more insinuating it was dried on the jackets,
Speaker 4: not like currently dripping anyway. Yes, let's do talk back things.
Speaker 2: Yep. So talk back tings is where we play the
Speaker 2: weird shit that occurs on talkback radio because it's a
Speaker 2: fucking cesspool, isn't it. Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: You get some weird characters machine also from the hosts
Speaker 4: and from the listeners the hosts, because you think about it,
Speaker 4: these poor fuckers have to feel so much time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no songs, very few bad breaks often, yeah,
Speaker 2: especially at ABC, but yeah, that's why they get so
Speaker 2: many odd characters calling through. And often when it's a
Speaker 2: really popular talkback radio station, you could be on hold
Speaker 2: for ages, like we have called talkback radio stations in
Speaker 2: this segment. And we don't have to wait too long
Speaker 2: because we pick on the underdogs. We go for the
Speaker 2: less popular stations so that we don't have to wait
Speaker 2: too long. But the really popular stations, you could be
Speaker 2: on hold for quite a while because there's, believe it
Speaker 2: or not, lots of people calling through and over. On
Speaker 2: three a W apparently one man was on hold so
Speaker 2: long that he just fell asleep. What and so by
Speaker 2: the time they took his call, this is what they heard.
Speaker 7: John calls from South Australia. Get a John.
Speaker 6: Oh no, John's been hanging on. It's been a good
Speaker 6: twenty odd minutes or so, and he's fallen asleep.
Speaker 7: We had the passing parade and the news and a
Speaker 7: break and another call. Yeah, that's a big snare. I
Speaker 7: wonder if John's married, because I snore a bit like this.
Speaker 6: Actually, I fell asleep in the office yesterday afternoon, Like
Speaker 6: I've got a door that shuts, and I just a
Speaker 6: little on the tired side, so I just leaned back
Speaker 6: on the chair.
Speaker 7: It's still snoring.
Speaker 6: I lean back on the chair and put my feet
Speaker 6: up on the desk and I just closed my eyes
Speaker 6: just I'll just get a little five minute power and
Speaker 6: app and then I wake myself.
Speaker 4: Up with a small.
Speaker 7: Oh you there, John, mate? Yeah, good mate?
Speaker 6: How are you tripped me off on?
Speaker 7: No, that's all right. It happens at this time in
Speaker 7: the morning. Not a problem.
Speaker 2: I love that he had stuck with it. Didn't move
Speaker 2: on to any other callers, just stuck with the snoring,
Speaker 2: poor thing. So it was a snoring on the line
Speaker 2: for a total of sixty seconds. That's a long time
Speaker 2: before he finally went Now, what.
Speaker 4: Do we think the setup was? I was trying to
Speaker 4: picture that was the fine on his neck on his
Speaker 4: lap or was he in a bluetooth head thing?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like a home phone and he just
Speaker 2: kind of had it tucked between his cheek and his shoulder.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm imagining.
Speaker 4: Why was he querying whether or not he had a partner.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that was like heterosexual humor,
Speaker 2: like my wife balls me, Oh, I wonder if he's married.
Speaker 2: I snare like, yeah, right right, if he's married, will
Speaker 2: be for long. And so I was thinking that we
Speaker 2: should try and beat that. Sixty seconds. We call a
Speaker 2: radio station and snore on the line. See how long
Speaker 2: it takes them to hang up. Similar to coughing fit chicken. Yeah,
Speaker 2: coughing fit chicken, but snoring fit chicken.
Speaker 4: It's literally perfect for me. Coughing fit chicken. We had
Speaker 4: to stop for medical reasons because I was coughing up
Speaker 4: my last.
Speaker 2: No, you literally just have a nap now, I just sleep.
Speaker 4: It's perfect for me. But try to call a radio station.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, because I was thinking that not
Speaker 2: a lot of radio stations would stick with that call.
Speaker 2: If we're trying to beat the record, most radio stations
Speaker 2: could be like, okay, then are there and then move on.
Speaker 2: So maybe we should call someone else. Yeah, and also
Speaker 2: it's quite handy that you're feeling fucked in the head today,
Speaker 2: because that will lend itself quite nicely to your character.
Speaker 4: Dot wickens it will.
Speaker 2: She's seen all of the best of the time, So yeah,
Speaker 2: that's perfect for your current. She's here, she is here,
Speaker 2: Bring in Dot, the ninety year old alter ego of Mitches.
Speaker 2: Come on in. Children, don't spill the lemonade. She spilled her.
Speaker 4: She's diabetic.
Speaker 2: She can't have.
Speaker 4: Its common blood.
Speaker 2: That's the lady perfumed, absolute delicious.
Speaker 4: Some of that now it has to you. Now listen
Speaker 4: to blood.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're going to get you to make a phone call.
Speaker 2: And are you feeling a bit tired? It's not off
Speaker 2: if you on? Yes, what is it?
Speaker 4: Yes, my right around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't thought of who we're going to call
Speaker 2: on your behalf though, Dot Mitchell Cherry come back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who should we call instead of a radio station? What?
Speaker 2: What about? How made it tv SN We call her
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: You've done that. I feel like a number would be blocked.
Speaker 4: What if we were to call a sleep apnear clinic,
Speaker 4: they't have so much empathy because they're used to it.
Speaker 4: In fact, this is probably a daily occurrence clinic.
Speaker 2: That will definitely be the sixty seconds, okay?
Speaker 4: Or a sleep center or a sleep study. I've had
Speaker 4: a sleep study done. They're very nice.
Speaker 2: Do we want Peninsula Sleep Clinic or Sydney Sleep Center?
Speaker 4: I think Sydney Sleep Senate. Yeah, right, we'll give them
Speaker 4: a Well you want us to call on no, I pissed.
Speaker 3: Shit?
Speaker 4: Okay, into the mic?
Speaker 7: Dot?
Speaker 2: Now do you think she should talk first or DOT should? Yes,
Speaker 2: she should talk for a bit and then at some
Speaker 2: stage just does off. Here's the Jenna, can you get
Speaker 2: your stuff watch ready, and just once the snoring starts. Ye,
Speaker 2: see if we can beat the sixty So.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna once Dot starts, she should continue storing
Speaker 4: until she gets hung up on or should she wake up?
Speaker 2: Correct? That's right, Sorry, I'm practicing. She's got to say.
Speaker 2: There's something to be said for your multitasking because I'm
Speaker 2: trying to talk and the number at the same time
Speaker 2: and google the fucking clinic. Thank you. I wonder your
Speaker 2: brain's fast.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why I'm twisted in the head.
Speaker 2: Okay, especially because we don't pre prepare this ship. We
Speaker 2: think of it spontaneously and I'm like, gor okay, here
Speaker 2: we go, Okay, give this all come up, here's fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, Sydney Sleep Center and a boy speaking.
Speaker 2: Kind of a bomane.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry your name? Oh and I'm so sorry, dear,
Speaker 4: I heard a bombanee or abomination.
Speaker 12: Madam.
Speaker 13: No, my name is Doohn Wiggins and my GP has
Speaker 13: referred me to look in for a examination, a sleep examination.
Speaker 10: Sure, not a problem?
Speaker 11: Did they give you a.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll have to check. Let me just check my
Speaker 4: I'll just check my note one second.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: H m hm.
Speaker 11: Uh No.
Speaker 10: I believe you could drop it off as any pathology
Speaker 10: was there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Exactly? Was there copy that she referred to or was
Speaker 8: it just a generic that she gave you?
Speaker 10: Okay, not a problem, Yeah, drop.
Speaker 8: It off at any pathology company with the letter and
Speaker 8: that shebut okay, no worries.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 2: M are you there?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Oh sorry bormonation?
Speaker 2: You there?
Speaker 4: I have indeed, I'm so sorry. I don't have the referral.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to buzz you back, darling.
Speaker 10: All right, so if you contact your doctor and get
Speaker 10: the referral, all I.
Speaker 13: Need to do is email it to us and then
Speaker 13: we can make you a booking.
Speaker 4: So the doctor needs to recite the referral before you
Speaker 4: can make you're an appointment. All right, thank you, thank
Speaker 4: you doing beutiful? Thanks? Oh dear, she was too sweet.
Speaker 4: I couldn't she was so nice.
Speaker 2: Did you give her matter under her breath?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, so how long did they go?
Speaker 2: A minute?
Speaker 5: Forty seven seconds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely beat the sixty second. Where's the effect?
Speaker 2: Come on? Give me some.
Speaker 4: Mitchell green one. It should be green. Anything excitable is green.
Speaker 2: Elevator music is green.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously that's not a fucking winner sound effect.
Speaker 4: What else do I have?
Speaker 2: I can't find a blood Winn's sound.
Speaker 4: All I find?
Speaker 2: No, No, I won't move on until I found I'll
Speaker 2: just type in w any Yeah, be out of practice,
Speaker 2: sorry about this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're totally I actually need to get her details.
Speaker 4: I do need a sleep study.
Speaker 2: On top of everything.
Speaker 4: Have you you had a sleep study before?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Someone watches you sleep the whole night with probes on.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that, but I couldn't get to sleep,
Speaker 2: and then they think I've got real issues.
Speaker 4: No, they're in a it's like a two way glass
Speaker 4: thing like they don't you can't watch.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Shut up, jenn, I tell me the time again.
Speaker 2: How did I do.
Speaker 5: One minute forty seven seconds?
Speaker 2: We beat the record. That's when we give out cars
Speaker 2: close enough?
Speaker 5: Also, is Dot's still in here?
Speaker 2: No, she's still asleep down.
Speaker 4: Ship?
Speaker 2: No, hey, don must change my wheel. Get Oh she's dropped.
Speaker 4: Get out ending the show?
Speaker 2: All right, thanks for coming.
Speaker 4: Okay, we should get out of here. What a mixed bag.
Speaker 4: Dot Wiggins is featured on the show.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm in your chair. Run on the show.
Speaker 2: I decide if we're getting out of here? All right,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we should get out of here. Actually, well, sure,
Speaker 2: thanks for joining us for another episode. Is it's me idiots?
Speaker 4: Oh so absolutely pleasure? Are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: I said, idiots?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean you're talking to me next week.
Speaker 4: I'll be back.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 4: The show will be smooth and seamless as always. I'll
Speaker 4: be back in the case me, I thought, it was fine.
Speaker 4: I've actually quite liked sitting over here. I mean, we're
Speaker 4: almost done with season four. Really, maybe for season five
Speaker 4: when we return, we shake things up a bit.
Speaker 2: Now I'll just keep covering it until your brain's better,
Speaker 2: so I'll just take over the permanently.
Speaker 4: Okay, you could.
Speaker 2: I think that's really nice. It's good. I'm flexing my
Speaker 2: old muscles. I haven't used the panel for agent.
Speaker 4: Can you believe we're almost in season five?
Speaker 2: My god, I know that's when some shows start to
Speaker 2: go downhill, like TV shows.
Speaker 4: Season five, Really, some get a second wind, don't you think?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Drakon Season five is when Mcloud's daughter started going downhill.
Speaker 5: Dinner Yeah, yeah, definitely Season five breaking bad.
Speaker 4: Season five I think that was the end.
Speaker 2: But not us. We won't be going downhill at all,
Speaker 2: only up from here. When were we ever up the hill?
Speaker 4: We're on a very flat could second. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 4: Get in touch a couple of mitches, etcetera, etcetera. We'll
Speaker 4: see you next.
Speaker 2: Week, catch you, then you see ya, see you?
Speaker 5: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a no, no, no, you're.
Speaker 5: So overworked you just rest, just rest up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to your shoulders look tensely back, Yeah, relaxedy shoulders
Speaker 2: a bit. Welcome to add briefings. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 2: On the end, we pretend the show is done and
Speaker 2: then we just talked shit here. Nothing's planned or anything
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 4: New thing that we say, Hi you, addressing the one
Speaker 4: person listening. It does sound like you from Netflix. Have
Speaker 4: you seen it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, but they don't say the word you.
Speaker 4: He does in his monologue, he goes, hello you, and
Speaker 4: he kills them.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he calls them by their names nobody.
Speaker 4: In the monologue he goes, I want you. It does
Speaker 4: Joe Black.
Speaker 2: Well, you remember a couple of weeks ago when you
Speaker 2: had an episode off, Yes, and then Sam and Jenna
Speaker 2: ditched me, so it was literally just me. I ended
Speaker 2: the show by saying thank you for sticking with me,
Speaker 2: dear listener, And then people wererote in the group saying
Speaker 2: that it felt like I was talking just to them. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's more intimate. When the room smells like come and blood,
Speaker 2: I'm feeling intimate.
Speaker 4: It does smell you know what?
Speaker 2: As we should start saying you to the listeners.
Speaker 4: Hey you, that's what they're saying. Radio school. You should
Speaker 4: never say guys, hey.
Speaker 2: Guys, which I don't necessarily agree with that. I think
Speaker 2: it's fine we say oh you, how are you?
Speaker 4: Truly? Also, they got the whole point is don't say guys,
Speaker 4: because it isolates people and makes it feel like you're
Speaker 4: not just talking to them. What idiot thinks that commercial
Speaker 4: public radio is just for you?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you are so nice that James Demand
Speaker 2: had got on the wireless for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That You've got to be so naive. God, it's like
Speaker 4: thinking that fucking House of Cards was made and produced
Speaker 4: at three million episode for you.
Speaker 5: You nobody else.
Speaker 2: So stupid. Plus, some of the best people in radio
Speaker 2: don't do that. They don't isolate the one lifter and
Speaker 2: say yes you. They go hello world, I'm John Laws.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: I think we should do it regardless, even though we've
Speaker 2: just bad mouthed. I think we should do it.
Speaker 4: We're not a radio show, exactly.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 4: Everyone thinks you up. We've got the big radio awards
Speaker 4: this weekend. When you say were sorry, it will actually
Speaker 4: be sad, Mitch, because you come every year because you've.
Speaker 2: Normally only been to one, actually two, I've been to two.
Speaker 4: I've only been to one.
Speaker 5: Remember the first one you ever went to. We're working together,
Speaker 5: but we.
Speaker 2: Don't know each other that this was the role we
Speaker 2: went to. I don't think i've been to one with you.
Speaker 4: I went twenty my first. Accress, we're talking about the
Speaker 4: Australian Commercial Radio Awards of you. Yeah, they are. They
Speaker 4: are like the low Gis or the awards for the
Speaker 4: radio industry. Anyway, my first one was twenty sixteen. When
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, No, when did I ask? Fucking technically?
Speaker 2: You did? I mean I actually did it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: You didn't that well, twenty sixteen was my first.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: But I'm obviously not going to this one because I
Speaker 2: was nominated for Biggest Loss to the industry, as I
Speaker 2: told you. But what are you laughing at? Well?
Speaker 4: You Bert Newton, farlapar all nominated and I mean two
Speaker 4: horses is year. That's a lot. No Bert, you ballet? Yeah, Barley,
Speaker 4: obviously you you won't be there. That sad, but general
Speaker 4: and I are going. Has Genna showing you what she's wearing.
Speaker 2: It's more requesting of what she's not wearing. Holy she's
Speaker 2: getting the new girls out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is showcasing them.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding? Jones? He's going to be there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's going to have her huge bust out of display.
Speaker 2: Look at my new boosies best bust. Gentlemen, how much
Speaker 2: would you hate me if I send an all staff
Speaker 2: email on your behalf Mitchell stop and I said, hello,
Speaker 2: don't you dare?
Speaker 5: That would be really nice.
Speaker 2: Just a mental health check in, don't do it hi,
Speaker 2: or reminder it's okay to not be okay. Oh, you
Speaker 2: just got a calendar alert telehealth with doctor Dorito, doctor Doregan.
Speaker 2: That's what I say. Time in fifty four minutes, plenty
Speaker 2: of time. Have you noticed? Is it just me on
Speaker 2: the fly? Have you noticed? You know how sometimes if
Speaker 2: something is in your phone calendar, it'll give you an
Speaker 2: alert saying time to leave. It will take such and
Speaker 2: such amount of time to get there. I swear my
Speaker 2: phone mustneak. I don't have a car because I have
Speaker 2: a house inspection, and it'll take half an hour to drive,
Speaker 2: but three hours before it'll say leave Now it'll take
Speaker 2: three hours to get there. And I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 2: walking to the house infection. It doesn't think I have
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 4: It's set to walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how to change it. I've tried,
Speaker 2: I've googled it. Nothing. It literally just goes. Like when
Speaker 2: I was driving a boging Gate last weekend, it's like
Speaker 2: two days before leave. Now it'll take two days to.
Speaker 4: Walk to bo Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget. That is weird.
Speaker 4: I know. I get the automated text from milk Run
Speaker 4: and they're like, hello, milk Run VIP, We've got fifteen
Speaker 4: percent of your essentials, and I go, I never asked.
Speaker 4: I don't want to use that always can discount coat.
Speaker 2: Know what you say is when? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: When did I are?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't think that'll work to a corporation.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite now, catching people out on that, that's
Speaker 2: I hate.
Speaker 4: I could never do that.
Speaker 2: Say when, Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 4: That's so annoying. When you're pouring someone to drink, say when?
Speaker 2: Fuck up?
Speaker 4: What does it even mean?
Speaker 2: When? When I said when? But what does it even mean?
Speaker 2: Say when? To stop?
Speaker 5: Just say tell me when to just say.
Speaker 2: That's perfect, thank you. Imagine if someone says say when,
Speaker 2: and you go.
Speaker 4: No, say well what say when? I won't.
Speaker 2: You just let them pour heaps and go pardon.
Speaker 4: Fucking hell, I'm going through a Oh you can keep talking.
Speaker 2: I'm just putting.
Speaker 3: Background like this.
Speaker 4: I had a Hucks party. Have I spoken about the
Speaker 4: Hucks yet?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Oh my what So I had a Hucks party, he
Speaker 4: said to me.
Speaker 2: When I was in the Hunter Valley. He goes, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm in the Hunting Valley too. He wasn't
Speaker 2: even fucking Gosford Valley, looser.
Speaker 4: It was my cousin's combined hens and bucks gender non conforming.
Speaker 4: Fuck the patriarchy, men and women can party together.
Speaker 2: I think they're just being scabby. Actually, nothing against the
Speaker 2: patriarchy whatsoever.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I forget don't even know. I thought that was funny, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: So it's addicting you once you start speak of the devil.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, tweeted Kenny, Danny.
Speaker 2: What'd you say? She said?
Speaker 4: Can you tweet? Can you tweet an audio thing?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Danny. Oh that reminded me the Hugs because it's like
Speaker 4: my cousin. It's a family wedding, and I'm am seeing
Speaker 4: the wedding. I'm in the groom's party.
Speaker 2: How did you get there.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know. I wear should have called bron
Speaker 4: And I said to my mom, Oh, where's the huwks
Speaker 4: like a month ago, and you know it's up in
Speaker 4: the Hunt of Alley and I'll cook Anyway. I got
Speaker 4: the details and I paid my money for Hayden and
Speaker 4: I for our accommodation. The event will post the address
Speaker 4: the day before. Great Hayden, I get the car. We
Speaker 4: accommodate four hours to get to the Hunt of Alley.
Speaker 4: We get the co, put the address in on Facebook.
Speaker 4: It's an hour away. It's in Gospel.
Speaker 13: Oh my.
Speaker 4: So it wasn't our fault, but we should have done
Speaker 4: our due diligence and actually checked the address.
Speaker 2: So we were very early, slightly less picturesque.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Gospard, it was a great It was a great
Speaker 4: weekend away gos in Gospel. It was like an Airbnb
Speaker 4: match with a golf course and a lily pond.
Speaker 2: That's very nice, Hello Mitchell speaking.
Speaker 7: Well, I just wanted to organize a new account if
Speaker 7: I could.
Speaker 4: A new account for what Yeah?
Speaker 7: Hung up?
Speaker 3: Well we could talk for hours.
Speaker 2: Take Lisa from Riverstone when.
Speaker 4: I'll do it.
Speaker 11: Hi, Lisa, I'm sorry you've missed out on the bank
Speaker 11: of kJ You'll have to call back. Oh damn it, tomorrow, Babe,
Speaker 11: play again at eight then all day while you were
Speaker 11: good Will and Woodie for driving home.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 4: That was me just giving my best impression of anyone
Speaker 4: any producer that works here.
Speaker 2: This screen on my side of the desk actually work.
Speaker 2: It's worked for twelve years. I did not know that
Speaker 2: that was a touch screen. I thought that it was
Speaker 2: just a mirror of your screen so that I could
Speaker 2: see who's on the line. I didn't know I had
Speaker 2: any control over.
Speaker 4: The Helen and carrying bars are usual. Hello, Helen, it's
Speaker 4: mid SHOs. You haven't got in. Now you've got to
Speaker 4: call back in probably thirty five minutes. Okay, Helen, you turned.
Speaker 2: The phone down in What was that? Sounds like she's
Speaker 2: been to Helen back. Now you have to pay that.
Speaker 4: That was fucking That was very good and I will
Speaker 4: run with it.
Speaker 5: Can you answer another one?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, Meets you take one, Jenny, you can take one.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to take one that doesn't already have
Speaker 2: their name. Swords A. You're gonna have to ask.
Speaker 5: Hi, kiss, what's your name?
Speaker 3: Natalie?
Speaker 5: What are you calling for? Sorry, you'll have to fix
Speaker 5: your phone line.
Speaker 3: I want a shame.
Speaker 5: She doesn't deserve to win.
Speaker 4: No, she doesn't have the bank very rue. Think should
Speaker 4: give some cash? We can actually.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: Should we go?
Speaker 4: I'm getting exhausted?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I think I make that call around here.
Speaker 4: Now that I'm in, I can just clock off if
Speaker 4: you guys want to keep powering on?
Speaker 2: What are we going to talk about dinner?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 3: I asked you first?
Speaker 2: When don't even try it? He don't even try it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How he's that? I feel fucking stupid today. I'm just
Speaker 2: in one of those moods. I'm going feral. I can
Speaker 2: feel it.
Speaker 4: Jackie A has some what's her name, Miranda Kirk Cora Organic,
Speaker 4: so he valued it at least four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is for me to
Speaker 2: not steal it? Because I sit over there every fucking
Speaker 2: week and I use Miranda Kirk's products, and they're just
Speaker 2: sitting there. I don't think Jackie Nort's going to use them.
Speaker 4: This stuff is not cheap. It is Cora Organics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty affordable for what it is.
Speaker 4: Why did Miranda ly curse and Jackie oh Nord a
Speaker 4: horse brush. That's offensive.
Speaker 2: No, I think that's an exfoliating brya.
Speaker 4: Roma romotherapy associates. What do you do with it?
Speaker 2: Just skin? It's good after a shape. He don't get
Speaker 2: the grains with what what do you mean?
Speaker 4: What do you put on it?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 2: It just gets rid of dead skin. It's an exfoliator.
Speaker 2: You dry rub your face in the shower. Idiots. Obviously, ifoliate,
Speaker 2: you have to be damp. Really you don't. Your skin
Speaker 2: should look much worse in that case, because I like
Speaker 2: me exfoliating.
Speaker 4: You know what. The cheeries can't overdo it though, No, no,
Speaker 4: no, no cheries for what it's worth. Terrible when it comes
Speaker 4: to dieting, but great skin on all the cheeries. Something
Speaker 4: in that Mediterranean life we used to live.
Speaker 2: Anyone want more blood, come spray?
Speaker 4: No, I'm all right, thanks now, don't spray too much.
Speaker 2: I haven't sprayed any on me. I was letting you
Speaker 2: guys do it.
Speaker 4: It will set me off.
Speaker 2: Wow, Lady Gaga, fame get amongst it beautiful. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to find the bit where Gaga says that she wants
Speaker 2: to smell like a slut.
Speaker 12: I wanted it to smell slutty, totally honor. I don't
Speaker 12: think that women need to smell, you know, interesting. I
Speaker 12: mean I have an interesting mind, but I want to
Speaker 12: smell like a slut to be totally honest.
Speaker 5: Do you think that other people will as well?
Speaker 12: I mean it in a lovely way, like the way
Speaker 12: that your husband makes you feel when when you know
Speaker 12: you've had a really long day and he knows exactly
Speaker 12: what to say to you that will make you feel sexy,
Speaker 12: and that's that, that's the.
Speaker 2: He's some blood and calm for your lad.
Speaker 12: That mating car, that mating car at Yale, right, which
Speaker 12: is like what I hope to share with this fragrance
Speaker 12: are that you can find the inner queen in yourself.
Speaker 2: Thanks for saying that.
Speaker 4: Did you last ask what the time was? And you're
Speaker 4: inner queen? Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: And also remember when she just completely backflipped on what
Speaker 2: she said about the perfumes because she then did like
Speaker 2: a talk at university about mental health and she guys,
Speaker 2: I hate being used to sell fragrances. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I thought you really wanted to smell like a.
Speaker 9: Slut, much stronger than me, But once I went through
Speaker 9: all sorts of changes, my career taking off, becoming more isolated.
Speaker 9: I was born this way, shut out all of that.
Speaker 4: She annoys me. Sometimes we go.
Speaker 9: Here we go, Okay, Stephanie Gaga, hybrid person, Why are
Speaker 9: you unhappy? Why is it that you want to quit music?
Speaker 3: A couple of years.
Speaker 9: Ago, it's like, well, I really don't like selling with
Speaker 9: you know, fragrances, perfumes.
Speaker 2: I'm watching this smelling like it's not like, Oh so
Speaker 2: I'm the reason you're depressed? Am I bitch? Sorry for
Speaker 2: supporting your fragrant wait?
Speaker 4: I guess she would have been made to have done
Speaker 4: that at twenty.
Speaker 2: Six when no where the shot wasn't it really was?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Soon? All right?
Speaker 2: Should we go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast. Are you going to do this better?
Speaker 2: Am I just going to No, we'll stick to tradition. Okay,
Speaker 2: we hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all so we do gorgeous?
Speaker 3: That was beautiful?
Speaker 2: All right? Should we get out of here?
Speaker 4: Yeah we will.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to everyone. We love you to beat
Speaker 2: tootle honey, thanks for listening. Oh sorry, no pleral tootles honey,
Speaker 2: yeah you, thanks for listening.
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