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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Well did you see this yesterday? You may have seen

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Speaker 2: it on the news. Bobcatter and Andrew Wilkie for all

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Speaker 2: the best reasons, I must say, turned up in inflatable pigsuits,

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Speaker 2: carrying plastic tubs of money and rubbing their snouts in

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Speaker 2: the money. One of them had I think Cole's and

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Speaker 2: Wine had Woolworths, all various representatives of that on the front.

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Speaker 1: They had cold and Worthless.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And what they're saying is that, and quite rightly,

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Speaker 2: they want to implement change. They want to reduce the

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Speaker 2: powers of the two big supermarkets, have a Commissioner for

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Speaker 2: Food Retailing to stop price gouging and anti competitive behavior.

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Speaker 3: But they did look ludicrous, often accused of having snouts

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Speaker 3: in the trough. It's not every day you see politicians

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Speaker 3: seeking to embody their stereotype. Two long serving cross benches

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Speaker 3: argue it's the piggybanks of the nation's big two supermarkets

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Speaker 3: that are overflowing and after a wardrobe change, insisting they

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Speaker 3: need to be forcibly broken up.

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Speaker 4: Going to continue with them screwing the farmers down through

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Speaker 4: the floor and charging the consumers are squillion dollars.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it is dramatic because pussy footing around this for

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Speaker 5: years and decades has not worked. And part of that

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Speaker 5: is five percent of this is what their proposal is,

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Speaker 5: five percent of their market share over five years, so that.

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Speaker 1: Coles and Wilworths would take less than that.

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Speaker 5: So that would mean that instead of having seventy percent

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Speaker 5: of which they get now, it would be twenty percent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, would they want to give a five percent market

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Speaker 2: share every year for five years?

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Speaker 1: Five years?

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Speaker 2: But you know, you look at Bob Catter and it's

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Speaker 2: a good message and.

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Speaker 5: Quite frankly, would we be paying attention to that if

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Speaker 5: they didn't dress up like pinks?

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Speaker 1: Would we be even talking about this?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: Having the other flip side of that is that when

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Speaker 2: you see Bob Catter in an outfit, you just think,

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Speaker 2: here's going to say something crazy like this.

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Speaker 4: He's got form i'd you know, people are entitled to

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Speaker 4: the sexual proclimities. I mean, let there be a thousand

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Speaker 4: blossoms blootens. It's off concern, but I ain't spending anytime.

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Speaker 4: I'm warrant because in the meantime, every three months a

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Speaker 4: person was torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.

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Speaker 1: So you wouldn't have known about that had it not

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Speaker 1: been for Bob hmm.

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Speaker 2: But the politicians do love a quirky moment. Remember that

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Speaker 2: time when Tony Abbott was walking through a fruit and vegemarket.

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Speaker 2: He picks up a raw onion, skin on it and

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Speaker 2: all and bites into it very good. All the farmers

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Speaker 2: around were going, haven't I just seen that?

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Speaker 1: I've got a theory about that.

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Speaker 5: I think Tony thought it was an apple and he's

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Speaker 5: just munched into it and he's just sold it on

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Speaker 5: because that's the sort of person that he.

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Speaker 2: Pretended he likes it. He's pretended he'd rather cop the

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Speaker 2: criticism for eating an onion than the humiliation of not

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Speaker 2: knowing the difference between onion and an apple.

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Speaker 1: It could happen, It can happen.

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Speaker 2: Remember the time that Pauline Hanson went into the Senate

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Speaker 2: chamber in a burker.

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Speaker 1: Senator Hanson, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Quite happy to remove this because this is not what

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Speaker 2: should belong in this parliament. Remember Scott Morrison took a

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Speaker 2: proper long people, a little friendly piece of coal.

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Speaker 1: This is Cole. Don't be fraid be scared. Treasurer knows

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Speaker 1: the rule on props. We don't have to bring props in.

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Speaker 2: They have to have a rule.

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Speaker 1: I'm a prop guy.

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Speaker 5: If I was in Parliament, I would be bringing in

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Speaker 5: all sorts of you know, giant.

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Speaker 1: Toothbrushes and bigger raisers and things like that.

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Speaker 2: What do you think that your platform would be if

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Speaker 2: they were your prop?

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Speaker 5: Just whatever you know it works for Andai you see

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Speaker 5: him to stand up, he brings a prop in.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 2: Remember, of course, this is one of our favorites. This

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Speaker 2: is Craig Emerson. He was a trade minister. I can't

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Speaker 2: even remember what the brew haha was. But he decided

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Speaker 2: to bring in a boombox and do this.

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Speaker 3: This is the mood in Whyalla, No, why Allah wipe

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Speaker 3: out there on my TV? No?

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Speaker 1: Why Ila wipe out there on my TV?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Why Allah wipe out there on my TV?

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Speaker 4: Shocking me right out of my brain, shocking me right

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Speaker 4: out of my brain.

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Speaker 2: Imagine workshopping that with his team and they go, I

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Speaker 2: think that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Here are the options. You can dress up like an

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Speaker 1: inflatable pig

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Speaker 2: Can wear a burker, or you can eat an onion