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Speaker 2: Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. It's

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Speaker 2: time and a man is cutting room.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, it's time for man is good.

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Speaker 3: It's the cutting room.

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Speaker 2: Being a woman and all. You're not a big fan

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Speaker 2: of me? You that girl there? Being a woman and all,

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Speaker 2: you're not a big fan of practical jokes. I'm presuming

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Speaker 2: largely I don't have much tolerance for practical jokes. And

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Speaker 2: I would imagine I'm a man.

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Speaker 1: It's usually the domain of men, though, isn't it. Why

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Speaker 1: do you think that is?

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Speaker 2: I just think that's what guys do. You don't get

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Speaker 2: attention or get affection whatever. They just think it's funny, get.

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Speaker 1: A fiction from franks, pranks. No woman likes to be pranked,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think many women do pranks. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you're looking for affection from.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's just attention. I think all around its attention.

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Speaker 2: You might as well walk down the street with a

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Speaker 2: big bassunt going pay attention to me.

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Speaker 1: That's Do you like pranks?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I couldn't. I appreciate them. But if someone

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Speaker 2: pulls a prank on me, I couldn't be bothered doing

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Speaker 2: the reciprocal prank, so I probably set myself up a bit.

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Speaker 2: I just couldn't be bothered. And then if I pull

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Speaker 2: a prank on someone, I don't want to worry about

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Speaker 2: the retribution prank.

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Speaker 1: Well, I I if I see someone doing a prank

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Speaker 1: on somebody, I just have to say it's a prank.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank. I can't bear to watch it play

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Speaker 1: out as a struggle to watch a player.

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Speaker 2: As a younger man, I have pulled a few pranks.

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Speaker 2: What I remember a maid of mine. He's a follow broadcaster,

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Speaker 2: Big Tone Maroon. Many years ago. We were working at

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Speaker 2: a radio station and I put on the front number

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Speaker 2: plate here this big get out of town V eight Commodore,

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Speaker 2: Big Hooney V eight Commodo on his number plate. I

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Speaker 2: made a number plate that looked exactly like his number

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Speaker 2: plate and just I'm gay. So I just said I'm gay,

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Speaker 2: I am gay, and I put it on there on

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Speaker 2: the front number pate and didn't think about it for months,

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Speaker 2: like literally two months, and then one day he comes

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Speaker 2: to the studio this face of red, red, red face,

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Speaker 2: angry as what did he cop? And he he said

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Speaker 2: how long has this been on my card? He had,

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Speaker 2: and I'd completely forgotten and I went, what completely because

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Speaker 2: it's been so long, And he said, so you didn't

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Speaker 2: do it. I went, no, no, I don't know who

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Speaker 2: did it, sorry, mate, and walked down.

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Speaker 1: Was that the end of it?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but it had been on his car for

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Speaker 2: probably about two to three months.

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Speaker 3: I reckon, he's.

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Speaker 1: Running a new day one. Didn't you get in trouble

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Speaker 1: years ago at the radio station for a prank that

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Speaker 1: was misinterpreted? Which one was that where you left a

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Speaker 1: note on a car?

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Speaker 2: Oh that was here? Yeah, yeah that was but that

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Speaker 2: wasn't a prank that was I had a Ron Wilson,

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Speaker 2: who's a newsreader. He put on my helmet, my motorcycle helmet,

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Speaker 2: a post it note and said I'm a wanker on

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Speaker 1: And I looked high art, you know.

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Speaker 2: He was, ay, I'd ride home with I'm a wanker

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Speaker 2: on my helmet. I said, I don't need to advertise anyway.

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Speaker 2: I said to my co host Kayley at the time,

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Speaker 2: I said, good thing I noticed this, and she looked

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Speaker 2: at it and she went mm oh that's funny. And

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Speaker 2: then her car was parked right next to my motorbike.

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Speaker 2: So I got the sticker a post it note and

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Speaker 2: just put it on her window because I'd just shown

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Speaker 2: her the I'm a wanker anyway. Some months later, Grand

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Speaker 2: Skipper Louis, who used to just do bits throughout the

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Speaker 2: radio station, was going through all these security tapes. I

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Speaker 2: went post his office, and you have these security tapes?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Or John's? I can't say. It's a big, top secret,

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Speaker 2: top secret, and I said, come on, let me tell me.

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Speaker 2: And someone has been bullying Kelley. Someone has been stalking

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Speaker 2: Kelley and I went, really, who what's been going on?

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Speaker 2: Lou I can't say. I come on, lou tell me.

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Speaker 2: And he said someone's been sticking noughts on her car

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Speaker 2: and I went, oh, really what? Who? Who's been doing it?

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Speaker 2: And he said, I said, what did the notes say?

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you, Judsey, I said, I do. Just

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Speaker 2: tell me. Someone put I am a wanker on her

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Speaker 2: car and I, oh, that was me a couple of

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Speaker 2: months ago. I showed her she knows. And then I

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Speaker 2: went up to I said, Kaylie, you don't stories diabolically strained.

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Speaker 2: I showed you that sigh. I showed you and what

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Speaker 2: he were goldfish. Anyway, Aside from that, I know I've

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Speaker 2: given two examples of how I do practical days, but

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Speaker 2: I don't like them, although I will say this is

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Speaker 2: possibly the greatest prank ever. You know, poor lu louse,

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Speaker 2: Yes you see him on building side, have a listen

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Speaker 2: to this.

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Speaker 3: Two years ago, my buddy Jack wrote on a porter

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Speaker 3: party and permanent marker, send me pictures of your poop.

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Speaker 3: I want to see it, and then myself number. And

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Speaker 3: that week when as you imagined, i'd say six or

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Speaker 3: seven picks a morning of just I mean, this is

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Speaker 3: blue collar construction worker shits. That went on for about

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Speaker 3: a month or so of just constant pictures, which again hilarious.

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Speaker 3: But you can't. You can only block one number, that's

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Speaker 3: the thing. So every morning it's unstopable because you're getting

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Speaker 3: texts from different numbers. You can't stop it unless you

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Speaker 3: find the porta potty and erase it. Two years later,

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Speaker 3: I get a text this morning. I thought maybe the

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Speaker 3: girl I love got a new number. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: reply picture of a fresh loaf. But this this is

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Speaker 3: an unstopped this will last day lifetime. This is an

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Speaker 3: unstoppable prank.

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Speaker 2: That is brilliant because it's on the it's on the

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Speaker 2: as the Americans called it, the part of potty, and

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Speaker 2: that will get shipped around everywhere.

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Speaker 1: And people will think some weirdo wants to see that.

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Speaker 1: Show them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I noticed in the men's liue here it says

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Speaker 2: for a good time call Amanda AND's got your number?

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Speaker 3: Have you had any calls?

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Speaker 1: Who put that up? Did you recognize my writing?

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Speaker 2: But have you had any calls? Okay, kis that's it

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Speaker 2: for today.

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Speaker 3: Come back to morro More.

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Speaker 2: Georgy Hamage couldn't