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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. Totsie, what's

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Speaker 1: been going on with you since we saw yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Big day at our house? We're getting a new couch finally.

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Speaker 2: It's taken month because everything, you know, it's taking ages

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Speaker 2: on the ship.

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Speaker 1: It is exciting when you get something new. Is it

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Speaker 1: supposed like a new couch?

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Speaker 2: And what is it when you finally decide on something

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Speaker 2: and then you look at the old couch which you

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Speaker 2: thought was kind of just sort of you know, over

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Speaker 2: the line, and you look at it and you think

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Speaker 2: that's actually quite feral.

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Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you start to see it as disgusting.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I pet my wife's at that point in our relationship. Actually,

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Speaker 4: I'm that feral couch delivered sometimes to find myself out

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Speaker 4: on hard rubbish out the front wait for someone to

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Speaker 4: come pick me up. It's look at it.

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Speaker 2: Last night there's a hole in the side of Chris's

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Speaker 2: and then there's coffee and milo splashed all over it.

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Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, it's time. But everything comes in a

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Speaker 2: wooden box.

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Speaker 3: Now Chris have his own seat in the of course

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Speaker 3: he does that. That reminds me, I grow heart, it's.

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Speaker 4: Don't you have your own couch is grooved, yes, and

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Speaker 4: then the kids know as soon as they to annoy me,

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Speaker 4: they're sit there and I'm not a big enough person

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Speaker 4: and go, oh, it doesn't matter where I I just

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Speaker 4: don't move.

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Speaker 3: See I think as a dad, I need to establish everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you need your territory because everything else isn't yours.

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Speaker 4: That's right, right, nothing is yours. So just an area

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Speaker 4: where you put your arms. You need to at least

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Speaker 4: have some button space.

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Speaker 2: How bad is this? My parents came up Sunday and

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Speaker 2: Dad went to sit in Chris's chair and stopped. You know,

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Speaker 2: my dad, he's eighty on a walking frame. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I better not.

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Speaker 4: That he respects. It's like a lie respects another lion's patch.

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Speaker 3: He can smell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, probably sold himself in that chair up.

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Speaker 2: But so the new couch is coming in the box.

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Speaker 2: But I've got that dreaded they text you the night before,

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Speaker 2: So I've got the textlast night.

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Speaker 1: Now it's coming in a box. Everyone's like a jack

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Speaker 1: in a box. It's just going to inflate or pop up.

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Speaker 2: Everything's in a box.

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Speaker 1: So you meant to like put it together.

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Speaker 2: You meant to, and you know what they won't even

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Speaker 2: they give you that horrible delivery window that's like twelve hours.

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Speaker 1: August to November, yeah, twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 2: But not only that, they I don't know whether it's

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Speaker 2: a COVID thing. They don't bring it in the house anymore,

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Speaker 2: Like I.

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Speaker 1: Don't think that's a COVID. It's lazy.

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Speaker 2: Well, they won't bring it in the house. I remember

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Speaker 2: the days when my parents got new couches. It was

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Speaker 2: like a big unfailing. It was almost like a red

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Speaker 2: ribbon event. They'd bring it in that set it all up.

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Speaker 1: It's so right. People come around to us, behold.

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Speaker 2: The new county's the new cap. But this it's like

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Speaker 2: they'll just dump it at the front door.

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Speaker 1: Tell you what, if you're there, have some cash ready.

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Speaker 4: You'll find that that that oversees a lot of these

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Speaker 4: COVID regulations. Cash still lubricates a lot of things. And

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Speaker 4: I give off them cash. They bring it impact, do

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Speaker 4: you reckon?

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Speaker 3: It's excuse they try to get us and this is

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Speaker 3: pre COVID when we got our couch that they couldn't

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Speaker 3: bring it inside because of health and safety in case

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Speaker 3: they trip on something in the house.

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Speaker 2: It's your job, Yeah, It's like, I don't know how

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Speaker 2: we're going to get it in the door.

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Speaker 4: So if it does, the other thing is, why don't

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Speaker 4: you sort of take ages getting the door right when

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Speaker 4: they're out there limping badly? Oh, I just don't know

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Speaker 4: how I'm going to get it in. Guys will always

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Speaker 4: fall for that every time.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, my damsel industry.

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Speaker 1: Leg Oh my god, it's so bad at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Then they bring it in.

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Speaker 2: All right, I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: So how what is it? One of those tental fives?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tental five they've given me. But I've got

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Speaker 2: I've got to go to school today. I've got to

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Speaker 2: do reading with the kids, and then I've got to

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Speaker 2: go back and drop off on the model.

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Speaker 1: We haven't talked about anything. What do you mean you're

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Speaker 1: reading with the kids? I go and you do the

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Speaker 1: news in the lunch break or tailbacks at the at

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Speaker 1: the tuck shop.

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Speaker 2: Today we do this program where we all read together.

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Speaker 2: It's like after the pandemic and kids are on the screens.

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Speaker 2: It's encouraging them to fall in love with books again.

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Speaker 1: Oh wild unpatching. What are you reading at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Well, we were doing lining the rich in the wardrobe,

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Speaker 2: which is one of the great stories.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I bet you're great at doing that as well.

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Speaker 1: Do you do all the different voices?

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Speaker 3: Try to so what does the teacher do? Wh are

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Speaker 3: you doing that?

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Speaker 1: Can they put their feed up and just have a brain?

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Speaker 2: Teachers are busy Jack when they they do other class

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Speaker 2: and play Christian teachers easy.

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Speaker 4: Jack is just so especially sat there in a job

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Speaker 4: that is literally about two and a half hours a day.

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Speaker 1: You want to judge teachers.

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Speaker 3: Some of my best friends are teachers.

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Speaker 1: Respect some people that actually have proper jobs and teachers

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Speaker 1: as well. Perhaps you can do us a favor.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tomorrow morning, this time tomorroning, Why don't you read

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Speaker 4: to me and Jack and our lovely listeners.

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Speaker 1: Have a couple of pages. Yeah, we just sing voice

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Speaker 1: and all the characters. Can you do that?

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Speaker 2: I'll do that.

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Speaker 1: Brilliant? Okay, thank you. Christian Connell's Show podcast