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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini Every week, Woods and I pitch a lot of

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Speaker 2: ideas to try and get on the show.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, it's only a two hour show so in most cities,

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Speaker 3: so we can't fit everything in the show. Woods, Yes,

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Speaker 3: So the producers give us ten minutes on a Friday

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Speaker 3: to try and put our rejected ideas in there.

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Speaker 2: You and have to pitch our best rejected idea.

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Speaker 3: Only one of us can get our rejected ideas in

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: Now we're just trying to get the company lawyer on

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Speaker 4: the phone because my idea that I would like to

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Speaker 4: repitch we think might be breaking the radio codes. So

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Speaker 4: one stand might to try and get her on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Do you just want to pitch your idea first? Maybe

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Speaker 4: while we're getting a lawyer on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Was on the phone is gee whiz?

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Speaker 4: I just want to ask you the idea And if

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Speaker 4: she says don't do it, then I go no harm,

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Speaker 4: no foul, no no no harm.

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Speaker 6: That's that's absolutely fine. She come in across, is she

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Speaker 6: going to join us?

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Speaker 5: You pitch your idea first?

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Speaker 6: You wanted to pitch my idea? First.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're like, I don't want it to hear

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Speaker 3: me pitch my idea because one's a bit you know, Hell,

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Speaker 3: are we both breaking the cat I'm not breaking the codes,

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Speaker 3: but it's just anyway, look what it's my idea.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll get into it.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So earlier this week, you and I had a call

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Speaker 3: from a guy I forget his name, who told us

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Speaker 3: a really funny story about him and his brother doing

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Speaker 3: something in the bath. Yes, and I'm going to play

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Speaker 3: that audio for a sec. My favorite part about that

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Speaker 3: audio is how quickly you understood, empathized, and forgave them

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Speaker 3: for their behavior. Me and my brother Sive and three

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Speaker 3: Miss Baba, for some strange reason, we thought it'd be

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Speaker 3: a good idea to clean out button up here at

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Speaker 3: the jet waterlow water up.

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Speaker 5: I get a classic stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My moment of that whole thing was when he's in

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Speaker 2: against the jet before he could finish. Justn't mind that

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Speaker 2: you will, I get it, mate, your line you don't

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Speaker 2: now now.

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Speaker 3: Look, this is the thing about your a forgiveing. You're

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Speaker 3: a very forgiving person. You get a lot of things.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there are a lot of people out

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Speaker 3: there who do very embarrassing, gross things, and they don't

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Speaker 3: tell anyone about it because they're worried that no one's

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Speaker 6: Sure like you do.

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Speaker 3: So what I want to do, my rejected idea thirty

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Speaker 3: one oh six ' five. What we do We get

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Speaker 3: people to call up with embarrassing things that they like doing.

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Speaker 6: All right, it might even be something that they.

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Speaker 3: Haven't actually told anyone that they do before. Anything from

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Speaker 3: picking your nose and eating it to putting your ass

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Speaker 3: up against the jetma, whatever it is. It's a private,

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Speaker 3: gross thing you do, you call us up, doesn't matter

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Speaker 3: how much shame you got about it.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee you Wood, he will tell you that he

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Speaker 2: gets it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not a guarantee guarantee, but I mean that's

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Speaker 3: the test though, But that is the tea Wood, he

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Speaker 3: gets it.

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Speaker 5: It's okay, yeah, yeah, cool, I got that idea.

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Speaker 6: That's my idea.

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Speaker 5: Okay, my idea.

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Speaker 4: And again, look the lawyer is not willing to come on,

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Speaker 4: but fair enough, but my ideas got So there are

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Speaker 4: these there's stories around about these fake vax passports, and

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Speaker 4: everyone's really scared about that.

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Speaker 5: So my idea was, can you come on here and

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Speaker 5: just fake it? What, oh, fake an orgasm?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so.

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Speaker 5: Apparently that's breaking the cart. It's fake specific it's two

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Speaker 5: point four in the in the apparently, and good lesson

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Speaker 5: for everyone.

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Speaker 4: You know, all your young budding radio hosts out there

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Speaker 4: can't do it anyway. So I will pivot, and I've

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Speaker 4: still got another pitch which.

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Speaker 2: I would like. Do you want to go for another

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Speaker 2: pitch in the town.

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Speaker 5: Canvas? My other idea is Russian sexy.

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Speaker 4: That is a shocking idea, and you know that's been

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Speaker 4: to get Russians on, So Russian.

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Speaker 2: Don't believe he went for it. Hene he's gone wrong.

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Speaker 5: Russians going to call that.

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Speaker 3: Let's go as always rejected ideas. You guys decide which

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Speaker 3: idea makes the show. So we've got three callers, a

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Speaker 3: jury of three. It's best of three, Jacob, would you

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Speaker 3: rather hear my idea? Will's idea, which is does would

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Speaker 3: he get and understand your gross thing?

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Speaker 6: Or would you like to hear our Russian sexy?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Sure, you've got to bring them in there.

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Speaker 2: The orgasm has been banned. That's not an option.

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Speaker 6: You can't, you can't, you can't.

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Speaker 5: And he's just he's just sworn.

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Speaker 2: As well, Jacob just swore as well.

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Speaker 6: So yeah he did, Jacob.

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Speaker 2: I mean you look what you've brought.

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Speaker 6: Look what you've done.

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Speaker 7: Job, You've brought an idea which is illegal, and then

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Speaker 7: all of a sudden, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 7: you bring this riff raff you bring in, you bring

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Speaker 7: in the trash that's sort of that sort of gutter

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Speaker 7: minded stuff that brings along gutter minded people.

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Speaker 5: Can't be playing for Jacob's potty mouth. So what do

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Speaker 5: you want to do?

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you have to raise the white flag.

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Speaker 6: I think that's what has to happen.

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Speaker 5: So we're doing.

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Speaker 4: Give us a call if you're really embarrassed or ashamed

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Speaker 4: of something you've done, and then trust me, I'll get it.

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Speaker 2: Well, we see whether or not.

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Speaker 5: You get it. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: Lock it in, baby, go on.

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Speaker 6: You've brought you've brought disrepute.

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Speaker 5: I apologize you have.

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Speaker 3: You've brought disrepute and pandemonium to a segment which was

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Speaker 3: meant to be above board, making orgasms, swearing Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 6: Just trying to run a radio show on a Friday.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think that means you've won.

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Speaker 6: You know, I've won, but.

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Speaker 2: Thank you had to hold my opponent to the canvas

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Speaker 2: and put him in a sleep.

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Speaker 6: Behold, but I got there.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to repitch our Russian sect.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, So this is going to work.

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Speaker 3: You guys just call us up with something that you

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Speaker 3: are very very embarrassed that you do. And I said,

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Speaker 3: it can be as dirty as filthy, as gross. You

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Speaker 3: might not have even ever told someone that you actually

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Speaker 3: do this thing, whatever it is. I reckon, Woody is

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Speaker 3: the the is the great mediator on this.

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Speaker 6: If he reckons, he gets it. I reckon, you can

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Speaker 6: tell other people.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it right up next thirty one.

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Speaker 3: I see, if you got something that you are so

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Speaker 3: embarrassed about doing, it's gross, maybe it's upsetting, whatever it is,

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Speaker 3: tell us what.

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Speaker 5: It is on air, what he's going to tell you

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Speaker 5: or not, whether he gets around it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Greed, I think it's will and Woodie's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 2: HI would Joe.

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Speaker 7: After the upsolute pandemonium that was the previous break, we

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Speaker 7: finally have a rejected idea, and here's the deal we

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Speaker 7: are running with me.

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Speaker 2: I had the win today, we'll have the win.

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Speaker 3: Well I did, I did thirteen one oh six '

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Speaker 3: five thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: Do you do something so gross that you actually haven't

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Speaker 2: told anyone.

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Speaker 6: That you do it.

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Speaker 3: That's how gross it is, because you're embarrassed about it.

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Speaker 3: And that's how this works. Often in our privacy, we

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Speaker 3: do something we think no one's going to accept it,

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Speaker 3: no one's going to understand it, no one's going to

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Speaker 3: forgive us, because that thing that I do by myself

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Speaker 3: is so depraved. Now, the reason I've asked people to

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Speaker 6: And my brother five and three m his father.

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Speaker 2: For some strange reason, we thought it'd be good idea

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Speaker 2: to clean out butt off.

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Speaker 6: Then the jet I class a.

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Speaker 2: Water blow of water up.

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Speaker 5: I'll get it matter classic stuff.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, My moment of that.

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Speaker 2: Whole thing was when he said against the jet before

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Speaker 2: he could finish, just to mind that you and You're like,

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Speaker 2: I get it, mate.

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Speaker 3: Now, Look, that's a reflection of the fact that you

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Speaker 3: enjoy things in and around that area woulds but also

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Speaker 3: the fact that you're a very forgiving person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, forgiven. But I also try those things

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I think that when the reason that

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Speaker 3: be embarrassed, they're going to be ashamed of it. They've

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Speaker 3: got anyone to forgive them for it. So right now

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Speaker 3: on thirty and one of six five, I've asked people

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Speaker 3: the perfect audience for them. Australia, you might finally have

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Speaker 3: someone who can tell you.

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Speaker 5: I get it, all right, let's go to Eliza here, Eliza, what.

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Speaker 6: Do you do.

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Speaker 5: So woody?

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Speaker 4: I think that you're going to be all over this

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Speaker 4: one because I know that you're a fast half.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes I am Eliza. You've read me.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so when I'm in the shower and super steaming,

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Speaker 1: I will still a fight.

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Speaker 5: And enjoy this bloody. Oh you will bloody. And you

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Speaker 5: know why I think it gets Do you know why?

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Speaker 4: Because it's because the air is denser in the shower,

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Speaker 4: so you've got more particle to surface area. Henceforth a

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Speaker 4: more powerful smell. And that's why your thanks Elijah.

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Speaker 6: Everyone loves their own brand, so you get it.

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Speaker 5: Totally get honesty, Eliza.

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Speaker 2: Do you feel Eliza? Do you feel a bit better

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Speaker 2: about yourself now?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I have everything out on the table.

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Speaker 4: I feel good. Nice, let it hang out, let it

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Speaker 4: off your chest also makes a cute little duck noise

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Speaker 4: in the moisture, which is.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Amber on thurday one and six five. Amber,

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Speaker 3: what you got something that you think?

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Speaker 6: Will you hope? What he will get? Okay, So after

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Speaker 6: either a big night or some KF see, I love

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Speaker 6: to do a naked too toilet toilet.

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Speaker 5: Whoa, I'm taking the naked poo right now. I'm currently

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Speaker 5: taking a naked poo. No no, no, no, sorry, I

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Speaker 5: was really going to bou out of the water.

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Speaker 2: Your text her and tell her. Well, I'm sure she

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Speaker 2: likes to get that text.

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Speaker 6: So hang on, Amber.

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Speaker 2: You go into a service station toilet and you stripped

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Speaker 2: fully nude.

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Speaker 5: Ye, man, you gotta take a naked crew every now

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Speaker 5: and then.

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Speaker 7: That's a genuine that's genuine in the comfort of your

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Speaker 7: keep your shoes on.

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Speaker 3: No, actually on top of your shoes.

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Speaker 5: Oh, yes, it's the danger. It's the danger. Isn't it terrifying?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: Amber, it sounds like what he gets it.

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Speaker 5: They get too hot, you want cold feet? Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: get it.

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Speaker 6: He gets it evident.

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Speaker 4: It's a great cocktail of the freedom of being completely new,

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Speaker 4: but also the dangerous dangerous.

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Speaker 3: It is dangerous, all right? Thirty and one and six five?

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Speaker 3: Have you do something so gross you haven't told anyone could?

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Speaker 3: Would he be the only person to get it?

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Speaker 6: Sharon? What have you got?

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Speaker 4: I picked my toenails and I eat them.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you eat your own toenails.

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Speaker 5: My dad would get it.

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Speaker 2: Eat your own You eat your own tonas?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad, My dad does Dad he eats his tone.

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Speaker 6: Do you get that?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't get that, Sorry, Sharon, I don't get

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Speaker 5: a bit. But know that my my father totally gets it.

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Speaker 5: He enjoys the saltiness of a time nail.

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Speaker 2: He's one of me.

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Speaker 6: There, what's underneath your toenail?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Dad loves that. You also save yourself the walk

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Speaker 5: to the mint, because.

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Speaker 2: Dad's it's a lazy thing.

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Speaker 6: It's a lazy.

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Speaker 5: But the toenails, I'll just eat them.

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Speaker 6: Because he used to put them on the coffee table.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and Mum used to get very angry about that,

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Speaker 5: so he solved it. He solved it.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's go to Rachel on thirty and one and

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Speaker 3: six five. Rachel, we're talking about things you do that

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Speaker 3: are so gross that you haven't actually told anyone, and

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Speaker 3: you're hoping, given how free, liberated and unjudgmental Woody is,

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Speaker 3: that he's going to tell you that he gets it.

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Speaker 6: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 5: All right, boys, this is something I can't actually help.

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Speaker 1: But if I ever vomit, I piss my pants.

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Speaker 4: At the same time.

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Speaker 5: I don't get it. I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean it's awesome you piss yourself every time?

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Speaker 5: Why don't vomit often? But when it happens, it's just

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Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just ants or no pants.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been in a situation where you've been

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Speaker 3: trying to pull your pants down while you're vomiting?

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Speaker 2: Yes, more of the.

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