WEBVTT - MINI: Laura's Mother-In-Law Has Feedback For The Show

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<v Speaker 1>You guys might remember the other day Britta mitche I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about when I was coming to work and

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<v Speaker 1>how I almost died. And I don't mean to lad

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<v Speaker 1>so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 2>So painful about it Too's me that was just like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot like you didn't almost die.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. It was my closest near death experience. I

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<v Speaker 1>was almost run over in the street by maniac. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have listen to this, all right, pitchure this I

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<v Speaker 1>just dropped the kids off a daycare and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a coffee in one hand, I had my phone in

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<v Speaker 1>the other hand. I wasn't paying a lot of attention

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<v Speaker 1>to the road. It was a pedestrian crossing, and so,

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<v Speaker 1>believe it or not, I kind of assume that when

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<v Speaker 1>you approach a pedestrian crossing, cars stop.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the Red Sea.

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<v Speaker 1>You think they're just gonna part ways for you to

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<v Speaker 1>cross it. Out of my periphery, it feels like the

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<v Speaker 1>car that's coming is coming too fast. I look up

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<v Speaker 1>and there it is this ninety year old lady in

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<v Speaker 1>a Mercedes with all her windows down, fanging it straight

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<v Speaker 1>across a pedestrian crossing. And I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of two things. She either probably shouldn't have a license,

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<v Speaker 1>or she has such little time left she doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're rubbishly of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>I was almost rutten down and flattened by geriatric No

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<v Speaker 1>I was. You weren't looking. It was your fault. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to look left, right and left, even at a crossing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know it was a pedestrian crossing anyway. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not what happened here. So my beautiful mother in law, Ellie,

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<v Speaker 1>she's moving in with us and she's just come down

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<v Speaker 1>to stay with us for a little while.

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<v Speaker 2>Love.

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<v Speaker 1>We love Ellie. We've had her on the show many times.

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<v Speaker 1>And I walked in I hadn't seen Ellie for a

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<v Speaker 1>little while, and she said, Laura Burne, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>bone to pick with you. Now. What's happened is that

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<v Speaker 1>Ellie has recently retired. She used to be a school teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>so she never ever listened to the pickup before. So

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<v Speaker 1>we have spoken about Ellie many times on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to tell stories, I can speak freely knowing

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<v Speaker 1>that my mother in law is never going to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>But the tables have turned because now she's listening to

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<v Speaker 1>every single show.

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<v Speaker 2>And she had some real.

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<v Speaker 1>Feelings about the fact that I was on my phone

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<v Speaker 1>and crossing it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did she say to you? She's scolding you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I got scolded like a teenager, like I

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<v Speaker 1>was a naughty little girl, and she told me how

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<v Speaker 1>wrong I was. And I still know. I stand by this.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you shouldn't check your phone when you're near

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<v Speaker 1>the road, but people need to stop if they're coming

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<v Speaker 1>to a pedestrian crossing. That's why the lines are there. Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't constantly blame other people for your mistakes and

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<v Speaker 1>also take this as a compliment. She likes you. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want you to die, she wants you to stay married.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, wait, Ellie, Wait wait, Matt's mom's SAME's Ellie,

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<v Speaker 2>Ellie and she listens to the pick up every day

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<v Speaker 2>on Producer Grace is just I think, as Ellie called through.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Laura's mother and Laura Ellie mom, stop embarrassing me.

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<v Speaker 3>If you no, no, no, no, no, you do not listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I am so really, I'm so crossed, my darling girl,

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<v Speaker 3>You and now the mother of too beautiful girls to

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<v Speaker 3>adore you, and you have a husband who'd be lost

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<v Speaker 3>without you. So tell me please, why you were walking

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<v Speaker 3>across a road while looking at your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Laura, yeah, tell us because I didn't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be an intervention time, because it was a

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<v Speaker 1>pedestrian crossing and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura Burn, you will stop there because it is not

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<v Speaker 3>a magical accident free zone with some invisible armor plated protection.

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<v Speaker 3>You do not realize how many insane drivers are out

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<v Speaker 3>there who are probably looking at their own phones. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, as much as I am cross with

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<v Speaker 3>you because we love you too much for you to

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<v Speaker 3>die some ridiculous debt, and I'm not here to pick

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<v Speaker 3>up the pieces, Lara Burn, No.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and also Matt would be very sad to

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<v Speaker 1>lose me.

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<v Speaker 3>What I do think though, I kind of pleased that

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<v Speaker 3>you've raised it in a way because I think there

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<v Speaker 3>is a valuable lesson here for young people. They can

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<v Speaker 3>wear their headphones on the bus, on the train, in

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<v Speaker 3>the park, skate park, whatever, on the beach, but when

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<v Speaker 3>you are navigating busy streets, headphones don't have a place.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Ellie, I love you to death. You are hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>not to death. Hopefully I stay alive for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Is what we were talished, But.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you were trying to establish nobody dies.

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<v Speaker 1>You are such a mom through and through. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little bit scared to come home, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be in trouble in my own.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you scared to interrupt? I want to let Ellie

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<v Speaker 2>say everything she needs to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I am literally hanging on every single word, and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm being scolded simultaneously, I'm like, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Have I been doing wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Has Ellie been listening to me as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Ellie? Do you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>You listen to the show every day?

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<v Speaker 3>Pree with you, britt Law. You cannot blame that geriatric driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I stand by if someone needs to take her license away.

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<v Speaker 1>But Ellie, if you keep this up, we'll take you

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<v Speaker 1>all the way as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get love Ellie.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you must promise me, Laura Burns, that when you

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<v Speaker 3>approach a road, your mobile phone is not in your hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you promise me.

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<v Speaker 2>That put your hand on your heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise Ellie Johnson, mother in law, my lovely mum,

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<v Speaker 1>that I will not be on my phone anymore. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also, if I ever have a story to tell,

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<v Speaker 1>where I think I'm going to get in trouble. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not telling on the pick up myself.

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<v Speaker 3>From now on, you know, she's still Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have a time where people have to be

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<v Speaker 1>picked up from school.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, We love you, Ellie. That is Mattie

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<v Speaker 2>Jay's mother. Ellie there everyone, Wow, Britt, that was a

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<v Speaker 2>lot mentioned Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of geriatrics the Gold Coast, don't call Ellie that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to tell you about one. The Gold Coast

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<v Speaker 1>volunteer of the Year last year, has started a petition

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<v Speaker 1>and written into the mayor to ban something from our

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<v Speaker 1>Ozzie Beaches, something that I don't think should be banned.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to tell you all about it after

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<v Speaker 1>the break, all right, next on the pickup