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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up behind you and bang in the back of

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Speaker 3: Then the sheriff will chuck you on the back of

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Speaker 4: The Donna, No, not Donna, Thanna.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four points three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good onr It's Wednesday morning. It's five minutes past six.

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Speaker 4: It's the Christian O'Connell's Show on Goal. Good morning Patsy,

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Speaker 4: Good morning Jack, Morning guys. Two things who just needs

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Speaker 4: to be aware of this morning Frenchies are waiting for

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Speaker 4: the Matildas now on Saturday night. The scene is set.

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Speaker 4: We know our enemy, sorry opposition. The other thing is

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Speaker 4: today's show is all about what happens at seven forty five.

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Speaker 4: That is the Sun that we are all just little

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Speaker 4: mini moons orbiting around. I'm talking about today's Limo day three.

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Speaker 5: Okay, the moon doesn't orbit around the Sun, in orbits

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Speaker 5: around the Earth, and the Earth orbits around the Sun.

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Speaker 4: But yes, go do you know what at fifty and

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Speaker 4: never too ought to learn something new? I'm going to

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Speaker 4: wring my kids and let them know what a time

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Speaker 4: to be alive. They've changed it. I knew there was

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Speaker 4: a big moon up in the sky the last couple

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you went to school, they didn't know as much.

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Speaker 4: Migella. Now those people hadn't done that amazing work. We

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Speaker 4: are the moons orbiting and a new brave cosmos. Wake up,

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Speaker 4: kneel to grassy tyson and go. You need to change

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Speaker 4: all your calculations, my friend. Seven forty five today, Day

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Speaker 4: three are limo and it's the big one. Irene Gold

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Speaker 4: has been alive for one hundred years.

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Speaker 2: What amazing.

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Speaker 4: The change that she would have seen and has lived

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Speaker 4: through is incredible. One hundred years.

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Speaker 5: I mean if you thought the moon orbited around the sand,

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Speaker 5: she was in a time where they thought the earth

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Speaker 4: She's from a time before moons. She's reformed the time

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Speaker 4: before moons when it was the stage fat This morning

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Speaker 4: the biggest douce if I'm going to ask her, is

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Speaker 4: created in the Big She's involved heaven in the Big Bank.

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Speaker 4: This goes right to the top. Seven forty five, kids,

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Speaker 4: it's truth. Truth. Bombs are being dropped at seven forty

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Speaker 4: five Irene Gold is one hundred years old. She's lived

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Speaker 4: and seen through so much, but she's never been in

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Speaker 4: a limousine. That changes on day three on our Limo week.

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Speaker 4: Irene Gold is getting in a limo today and then

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Speaker 4: what a beautiful morning ahead of her as she deserves

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Speaker 4: as well. The thing I'm really excited about that we're

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Speaker 4: putting together at the moment is Irene Gold is going

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Speaker 4: to do a quiz about one hundred years of her life.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't know that yet, but she is so many

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Speaker 4: great questions. Some of them I don't think we can

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Speaker 4: ask one hundred year old. I was trying some of

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Speaker 4: the my daughter yesterday went you can't ask her that,

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Speaker 4: I said, angry German man who tried to take on

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Speaker 4: hundred years. Why can't we play the game bad man

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Speaker 4: hang Man. No, it's not Darma, No, it's not our

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Speaker 4: go again, Irene Gold, it's not do you anyway? That

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Speaker 5: So what happened every day this week, the limo has

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Speaker 4: And glad you asked that. I came in today and

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Speaker 3: I kept hearing about the backpack sleepa.

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Speaker 4: This is the sort of thing it looks it's a

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Speaker 4: God is having this trapped to her.

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Speaker 3: It's her birthday.

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Speaker 4: She will crumble. Those bones at that age are just

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Speaker 4: held together with gaffer tape and dust. She what's going

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Speaker 4: to be as a pair of headphones, not the Wizard

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Speaker 4: doing Team seven forty five, She's the sun that the

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Speaker 4: Moon's going to orbit around. I'm gonna play a song,

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Irene Gold it's one hundred years old, never been a limo.

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Speaker 4: She's going to be getting in our limo today, Day three,

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Speaker 4: Olimo week. She is the Sun and we are a

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Speaker 4: dwarf planet, or we're trillions of other comets. That's what

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Speaker 5: And the dwarf planet can often look like a moon.

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Speaker 5: That's the problem untrained eyes.

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Speaker 4: Jack to those of you that are untrained astrology, this

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Speaker 4: is an astronomers, yes, indeed, all right, So Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: it sounds like you had quite a fun on yesterday evening.

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Speaker 5: This is a story of utter frustration. Once a week

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Speaker 5: Mum and Dad will take Gordy and Biank and I

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Speaker 5: have a date night.

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Speaker 3: That was last night. What happens? What happens every week?

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Speaker 4: Only for a couple of minutes, in fact, just waiting

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Speaker 3: And then I just waved you from the window and

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Speaker 4: Flush the living room lights twice and it's done.

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Speaker 5: What happens is you think every week you think it's

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Speaker 5: going to be an extravagant night out where we get

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Speaker 5: week what happens is hand him over and then you

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Speaker 5: get home and you go, God, we're just so tired.

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Speaker 3: Let's do the.

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Speaker 5: Bare minimum tonight. Last week we end up having toasted

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Speaker 4: No, Jack, this is what our date night was for

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Speaker 4: the first year was take away. You go out for

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Speaker 4: the first two you sit there, you just hollowed out

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Speaker 4: human beings, very little to say to each other. You go,

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Speaker 4: you said, Luis, can you hurry up with the food please,

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Speaker 4: we we just do takeaways. I remember sometimes we go

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Speaker 3: Okay, So keep that hollowed the picture of a hollowed man.

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Speaker 4: Planet orbiting around the Sun.

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Speaker 5: So I had also gone to the doctor earlier in

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Speaker 3: What could I do?

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Speaker 5: And he'd done a blood test and he said, you

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Speaker 5: know what, your iron's really low. So he wrote down

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Speaker 5: he said, get this specific iron tablet tonight. Start taking

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Speaker 4: And he actually done the words you use there. He'd

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Speaker 5: And then with these crayons, he wrote out the specific

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Speaker 5: So last night we were going to do takeaway again

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Speaker 5: and I said, you know what, I have to go

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Speaker 4: A good night. Night just got leveled up. Let's got

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're getting to the end of our past

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Speaker 5: I've left the piece of paper that says the specific

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Speaker 5: Bianker says, all right, I'll stay here read my book.

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Speaker 5: So I'm zooming in on my phone to try and

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Speaker 4: So look, you do look like the tool one in

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Speaker 4: oh my god, that making a new home and own movie, Marf.

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Speaker 7: Marve.

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Speaker 4: You've left all that behind.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So I'm Marv trying to break into my own

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Speaker 4: An Australian breaking story.

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Speaker 5: So I'm trying to then get up on the kitchen

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Speaker 5: just forget the iron tablets and maybe I was never

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Speaker 4: Sign fate she iron Man's nine Desigron today I.

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Speaker 5: Haven't had it yet, but trust me, when I go

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Speaker 5: to chemists house day and get irons up different.

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Speaker 4: Sorrow tomorrow Wait our last guy, Ireen Gold at seven.

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Speaker 4: She's got any irons she will.

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Speaker 4: He perassly. Just listen to about them Matilda's. So is

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Speaker 5: From the father whose daughter had twelve hours of screen

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Speaker 4: Just Hearing Passive Sports News, they about how the matildas

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Speaker 4: I try to get Jack's phone off him, Yeah, seriously,

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Speaker 4: be drama. There'd be high drama. I remember about ten

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Speaker 8: And when they're Matilda's scorer goal, you win some funky stuff.

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Speaker 4: We love it when they score a goal.

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Speaker 8: When Matilda stoer goal winkle.

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Speaker 4: Stuff all right, So Havy t to on the Matilda

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Speaker 10: Holy?

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Speaker 4: Isn't it incredible? Monday Night? And this Saturday Night will

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Speaker 12: That's just beautiful and I'm so excited just for everyone.

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Speaker 11: That just means it's not just women watching, and it's men,

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Speaker 13: So I'm proud again.

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Speaker 4: All right, So we're giving away Jackie Boy the prize

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Speaker 5: Then of course it's the Fisher and Pike of stainless

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Speaker 4: Makes sense.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Guys, We've just put one into

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Speaker 4: guess the TV thing tune, win the dishwasher. Brent, Good

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Speaker 4: what do you think the TV? Matt? What do you

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Speaker 4: What's happened?

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Speaker 4: The flood is your kitchen floor. What's the propertment? And

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Speaker 15: I'm not a plumber.

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Speaker 4: I don't know anyway, Look, you.

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Speaker 6: Who cares.

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Speaker 4: We have to have the where is Lisa Matt wow on? Alright?

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Speaker 4: So big game quarter finals on Saturday night. Every time

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Speaker 4: What do we give away on Monday show Jackie Boy.

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Speaker 3: We have washing machines.

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Speaker 5: We've cleaned the dishes, let's clean the clothes washing machines

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: yesterday's show, Jack add to the list. Then have we

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Speaker 4: got here? See for clown concrete clown from the Melbourne Show.

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Speaker 4: From the top of a ticket box, Christian, I had

443
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Speaker 4: one side of a cathedral fall on top of me.

444
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Speaker 4: You can't this is all I have. You can't just

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Speaker 4: end it there. Cathedrals are huge. How does a cathedral

446
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Speaker 4: fall on you and you live to send me a

447
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Speaker 4: one line email? Are you still in there? Is it

448
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Speaker 4: that Notre Dame one that had to rebuild in France?

449
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Speaker 4: Are you there? Can you hear my words?

450
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Speaker 3: They finish that?

451
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Speaker 5: Did the rest of the world give them a billion

452
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Speaker 5: dollars to fix up that cathedral?

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Speaker 4: I think they're still putting it together. Those French tradees.

454
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Speaker 4: You think Ossie ones are bad, you know some of

455
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Speaker 4: those shifty Irish ones, and then you get to the

456
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Speaker 4: French trades. We were great to find out who are

457
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Speaker 4: the most untrustworthy ones around the world. I reckon the French,

458
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Speaker 4: all right? So what else? Christian tea for totem tennis?

459
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Speaker 4: Christian just like Jack telling us, yes, they're about getting

460
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Speaker 4: talked by that footy ball. I came out the front

461
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Speaker 4: door to a front yard where everyone was playing totem Tennis.

462
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Speaker 4: I walked straight in front the line of fire. What

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Speaker 4: on the side of the head from mel See Christian

464
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Speaker 4: Also for a hot one, isn't it sea today? Camping

465
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Speaker 4: hot plate? First? I put that under pivera plane on

466
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Speaker 4: a plane from London to Amsterdam and a backpacker was

467
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Speaker 4: trying to shove back back into the This is what

468
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Speaker 4: happens into the overhead locker. Something very heavy feed out

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Speaker 4: going and landed on my head. It was a camping

470
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Speaker 4: hot plate. Unbelievable, small bump on my head for the

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Speaker 4: rest of the trip. That's Mick.

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Speaker 3: Get through security with that.

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Speaker 13: Ye're quite right good.

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Speaker 4: Just because it's not on that list of things that

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Speaker 4: we can't bring on, does it mean you can't bring

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Speaker 4: on an inside camping hot plane? The question. I got

477
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Speaker 4: hit in the head by an airplane. It's not the

478
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Speaker 4: same as the old mate stuck under that cathedral some

479
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Speaker 4: in the world. Right now, I was flying a remote

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Speaker 4: control aeroplane and someone else flew one straight into the

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Speaker 4: back of my head. Eight stitches a hole through my ear,

482
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Speaker 4: my main It's like sort of the plane is stuck

483
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Speaker 4: in the ear and you have to.

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Speaker 5: Go out trick you would see at the air show

485
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Speaker 5: now and man, we'll glide this plan through another man's ear.

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Speaker 4: A plane were dwarfs on board? Has floating into the

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Speaker 4: side of my head? Please help? All right? So A

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Speaker 4: to Z we're trying to go through the alphabet what

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Speaker 4: has he? I'm gonna say, what's flow into your head?

490
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Speaker 4: What's hit you in the head? That's what we're talking about.

491
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Speaker 4: The what's hit you in the head? Cathedrals and otherwise.

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Speaker 1: Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're going through the alphabet A through to Z things

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Speaker 4: that you've been hit in the head by. All right,

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Speaker 4: By the way, before we carry on today's show, we

496
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Speaker 4: say this a lot, but we have got the biggest

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Speaker 4: hearted listeners in the world. Actually, I've got a lovely

498
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Speaker 4: email here that's coming from one of our podcast listeners

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Speaker 4: from Denmark. Hello to and as Childlund, Christian and crew.

500
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Speaker 4: Congratulations on the huge matildas when on behalf of all

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Speaker 4: Danes and all the pigs we have here in abundance.

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Speaker 4: We salute you. Oink oink oink. He oh see it

503
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 4: works both ways, guys always be ready and his children.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for listening to the show and

505
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Speaker 4: your lovely email as well. That's awesome. Christian. When I

506
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Speaker 4: was about ten years old, I can give you I

507
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Speaker 4: for ironing board. My mummy said, the ironing in the

508
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Speaker 4: lounge room, and I was playing under the ironing boar,

509
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Speaker 4: pretending I was in a time machine. Go back to

510
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Speaker 4: visit the dinosaurs, Benjamin, Can we go back to that?

511
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Speaker 4: And I'd love to come with you. Accidentally hit the

512
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Speaker 4: cord and the iron fell on my head. There we go.

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Speaker 4: We got that one. This one, that one needs to

514
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Speaker 4: be louder. And of course when you really have had

515
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Speaker 4: a big old whack tomorrow's finding. Have you seen tweety birds?

516
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Speaker 4: You were held in the head so far? Have you

517
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Speaker 4: ever done that? Okay, so we got the ironing board.

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Speaker 4: What have you got here, Jane? For javelin? Christian? When

519
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Speaker 4: I was doing school sports at school, we have to

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Speaker 4: throw a javelin. When it came to my turn, I

521
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Speaker 4: threw it and it hit me on the back of

522
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Speaker 4: the head. I do not know to this day. I'm

523
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Speaker 4: mach to do that.

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Speaker 3: Are you directly up in the air?

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Speaker 4: How do you launch? You're throwing it, your launch and

526
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Speaker 4: it goes and it comes back around. Kate. Then you've

527
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Speaker 4: got your hand up. Have you done that.

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Speaker 12: I've done this. It's actually really easy to do. So

529
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Speaker 12: as you go to throw it, how I threw it

530
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Speaker 12: for some weird reason, it like spun the back spun

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Speaker 12: out and just whacked me in the side of the head.

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Speaker 4: So you dropped it as you're launching it, like as I.

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Speaker 12: Threw it, I must have had an awkward angle of throwing,

534
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Speaker 12: and I basically just awkward one.

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Speaker 4: I still don't quite know when you say it's not

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Speaker 4: easy to understand how you can get thrown head. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 12: Imagine if you went like like moved its side that

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Speaker 12: what you're.

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Speaker 4: Doing at the moment, sister listens, I was like, like

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Speaker 4: the Queen bless Her used to wave.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, why would you.

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Speaker 13: Throw it like that?

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Speaker 4: I didn't mean to it, just you must be conscious

545
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Speaker 4: of throwing a great metallic spikee through the air. AnyWho,

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Speaker 4: back on the radio tea for tree House, my brother

547
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Speaker 4: was in the tree house we had in the backyard.

548
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Speaker 4: I was on the ground and suddenly pushed a full

549
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Speaker 4: brick out of the treehouse, hitting me on the top

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Speaker 4: of the head, smack bang in the top of my noggin.

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Speaker 5: Christians who his dad is building them a treehouse out

552
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Speaker 5: of bricks as well.

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Speaker 4: Hashtag straya. All right, let's go to lines.

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Speaker 18: Good morning Julie, Good morning Christian and Taim Here are

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Speaker 18: you going?

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Speaker 4: Good, Julie, welcome to the show. So which letter can

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Speaker 4: you claim?

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Speaker 18: I've got s for shot put?

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Speaker 4: Yes? For shotput? We had jaf Javlin from school sports.

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Speaker 4: You did get the was with your wrist? Did you

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Speaker 4: look up, Producy Caitlin.

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Speaker 18: No, I got hit by someone else throwing it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, dear Lunny, how that is like medieval?

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Speaker 18: So yeah, the teacher told him it was fine to throw,

565
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Speaker 18: even though I'd gone down to pick mine up. So

566
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Speaker 18: heard the screens of walk out and turned my head

567
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Speaker 18: to the right just in time to get hit above

568
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Speaker 18: the right eye.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you break your face? Can you break your face?

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Speaker 4: I mean, do you?

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Speaker 18: Five stitches later, we did go to the doctor, and

572
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Speaker 18: I remember my mum asking the doctor if I needed

573
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Speaker 18: to get X rays and he went, no, this scull

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Speaker 18: is fine. I can see it from here.

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Speaker 4: Again hashtag straya. The scull is fine. I can sit

576
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Speaker 4: from here. It's not too mangled. Don't waste their time.

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Speaker 4: They're busy today.

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Speaker 5: I got when I was a kid in primary school

579
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Speaker 5: on a footy field. I got knocked out once and

580
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Speaker 5: my dad came over with a whole lot of other parents.

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Speaker 5: He goes, ah, he's fine, and another father said, I'm

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Speaker 5: actually a doctor and hes can cust Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I remember I was a child of the eighties, going

584
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Speaker 4: to school the eighties. I got hit in the mouth

585
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Speaker 4: by a hockey stick. Had to be taking hospital by

586
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Speaker 4: a sports teacher who was quite a labor old school character.

587
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Speaker 4: Had this big sort of porn star tash. Drive me

588
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Speaker 4: too while I'm holding my split lipping place that required

589
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Speaker 4: nine stitches. He went, I just need he just needs

590
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Speaker 4: to stop here. Quickly we started outside a milk bar.

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Speaker 4: He ran in, got himself a packet of cigarettes, right

592
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 4: and the newspaper came back out and drove me to

593
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Speaker 4: hospital while I'm bleeding out. Eighties. You weren't there, man,

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Speaker 4: You weren't the man, Julie, thank you very much. You

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Speaker 4: call us go to Teresa. Come morning, Teresa, good morning?

596
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 4: Hell are you? I'm good Teresa? And what letter of

597
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Speaker 4: the alphabet can you give us?

598
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 16: You for umbrella?

599
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 4: You for umbrella? Were happy Mary Poppins.

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00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 17: Here I was in Bali in the pool and there

601
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 17: was a big gust of queen and one of those

602
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 17: big beach umbrellas knocked me out cold into the pool,

603
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Speaker 17: him on the head and asked us to hospital with stitches.

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00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,959
Speaker 4: Wow, because they're big, they're huge.

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00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: That was huge.

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00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 4: Those Balinese ones are not to be messed with. Carler Brener.

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Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: B for baseball bats. This one happened the seventies. Christian

609
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 4: at primary school was playing footy and taking a mark

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Speaker 4: I was at the same time hitting the head with

611
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Speaker 4: a baseball bat. Was this something I know? V fam

612
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 4: used to be quite rap, but baseball bats.

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Speaker 5: They are trying to crack down on concussion Christians, so

614
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 5: they did get rid of the baseball bat in the eighties.

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00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 4: Bring it back. This woke culture has gotten too much.

616
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 4: You can't play now with a baseball bat. The baseball

617
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 4: bat was in full swing, lovely Stephen, all right, it's

618
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Speaker 4: good to Malcolm. Malcolm.

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Speaker 16: Hey Christian, how I am?

620
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 4: I'm good buddy? So what hit you in the head?

621
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Speaker 4: Which letter are you ticking off?

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Speaker 16: I'm ticking off R for rake that Malcolm, Yeah, yeah, sorry,

623
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Speaker 16: I'm a for Rake.

624
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yeah. What what happened with that r

625
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 4: for Rake? Malcolm?

626
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Speaker 17: Well back in the day when we used to make

627
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Speaker 17: up our own entertainment. So I thought I'd stand on

628
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Speaker 17: an upside down rake and and catch it before it

629
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 17: came up. Unfortunately, my lightning reflexers weren't so lightning.

630
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Speaker 4: No, I think it's all fair to stand to this.

631
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Speaker 4: He would have rehearsed for a couple of days, you know,

632
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 4: to get that move right.

633
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Speaker 15: You know.

634
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Speaker 17: Exactly I should have hit they just luckily it didn't

635
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 17: hit me in the nose, just the forehead. But because

636
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Speaker 17: we're on holiday, Mum and Dad said, your your own

637
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 17: stupid fault. You can just have a bend aid So oh.

638
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Speaker 4: Damn if he was out. Oh, Malcolm, Malcolm, thank you

639
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: very much. She called that all right, thanks you calling Malcolm.

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Speaker 3: If only Malcolm can make up entertainment.

641
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 4: Now, Hey, how dare you? He's from New Zealand. They're

642
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,719
Speaker 4: doing their best jack. They're doing that with that crackly

643
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: gee wee landline. He was going us from from the

644
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Speaker 4: year nineteen eighty two, which is permanently there. Let's go

645
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Speaker 4: to Ria here, Good.

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Speaker 14: Morning, Ria, Hi, guys, I've got s for Sharon.

647
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Speaker 17: So I was in there behind the goals at the

648
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Speaker 17: Sydney Games.

649
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 15: And I got snacked in.

650
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Speaker 14: The snuggin with footy and lost my mamstar at the

651
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Speaker 14: same time.

652
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Speaker 15: So I was pretty shaped.

653
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Speaker 4: This this is a horrific accident. You need to be

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Speaker 4: compred You.

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Speaker 13: Would have liked that.

656
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Speaker 16: But we kissed your ass, so you know, made up

657
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 16: for a little bit of it.

658
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 4: And do you remember who kicked Was it Essendon or

659
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Speaker 4: the Swans?

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Speaker 15: I know it was friendly fire?

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Speaker 4: So ah right, gotcha? All right, Ria, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: You got the squeeze one last morning before Patsy's news. Wayne,

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Speaker 4: so you were Christian? I am good, Wayne? Yeah? And

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Speaker 4: what have you got for us? And eight a set

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Speaker 4: of things that have hit you in the head?

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Speaker 14: Would you believe a bit of a grand in cash?

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Speaker 3: I hit you in the head?

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 4: Pole dancer at the time and they ready made it,

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Speaker 4: really made it rain. You were so good on that

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Speaker 4: pole work their Wayne.

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Speaker 14: I was working as a tower back in the days

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Speaker 14: when there was still paper money. Regular customer came in

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Speaker 14: with it all bundled up nicely with rubber bands. I

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Speaker 14: waved to him and then turned back to see if

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Speaker 14: there was any other customers he thought. I was still

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Speaker 14: watching through the cash to me the catch, and it

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Speaker 14: whacked me right in the temple.

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Speaker 4: I'm guessing a big old break of cash like that

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Speaker 4: probably weighs a bit.

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Speaker 14: It did. It's about the size of a very luge fit,

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Speaker 14: but thankfully it didn't earth too much. But the joke

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Speaker 14: was on him. I put the rubber bands first, and

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Speaker 14: a grand eight grand of cash started to walk and

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Speaker 14: float down in the banking chamber and he's madly on

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Speaker 14: his heads and he's trying to pick up the day's taking.

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Speaker 13: That one.

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Speaker 4: Love it, Oh Wayne, that's a great one. Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much to give us a call.

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Speaker 14: No worries, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: All right, listen, team, we did the news and then

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Speaker 4: we were group and reset because something very special is

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Speaker 4: happening in fifteen minutes time, Irone Gold. Today is a

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Speaker 4: very special day for one of our lovely listeners, Irene

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Speaker 4: Gold is one hundred today and she's never been in

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Speaker 4: a limousine. In fifteen minutes time, we change.

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Speaker 13: That I need a limbo.

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00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 19: I'm on it up for a limo in limo week,

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00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 19: and it's gotta be long, and it's gotta be fast.

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Speaker 3: And it's gotta turn heads on.

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Speaker 4: The streets, all right, So we'll be chatting to producer Rio,

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Speaker 4: who will be in position in five minutes time. Irene

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Speaker 4: Gold is the pickup today the limo. She's got so

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Speaker 4: many treats lined up, some surprises over the next half

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Speaker 4: an hour, which we're very, very excited about. But Limo

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Speaker 4: Week Day three begins again in about ten minutes time.

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Speaker 4: Irene Gold, what a name, what a legend, one hundred

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Speaker 4: years of life. We're celebrating that in about ten minutes

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Speaker 4: time now Tomorrow and Friday. We still have these limos available.

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Speaker 4: What do you want to do? Everyday stuff that you've

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Speaker 4: got on.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast What.

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Speaker 4: A day Today is for Irene Gold. She is one

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Speaker 4: hundred years of age and her daughter Janet ran the

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Speaker 4: show last week when we were saying, hey, look, were

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Speaker 4: thinking about doing this thing called Limo Week where each

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00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 4: day this week we've got these limousines we're going to hire.

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Speaker 4: Where do you want to go in them? And she said, look,

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Speaker 4: my mom on Wednesdays turning one hundred, never been in

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Speaker 4: a limo. Irene Gold.

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Speaker 19: You say, Irene Gold, she is a hundred years old,

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00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 19: outlived Coolil and Harold Ponds.

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00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 10: Jesus, we need to hear that a game is that

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00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 10: outlived Coolio and Harold Hole the two biggest figures of

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Speaker 10: the Last Man.

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Speaker 4: An Aria Award Right now, Rio.

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Speaker 19: Irene gold Jeeves a hundred years old, outlived cool Cats.

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Speaker 7: She's indestructible now, Jesus, Oh my.

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00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I can die happy now knowing that I've been y.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, imposition. Right now is our man this

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Speaker 4: week who is commentating and everything that goes on on

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Speaker 4: Limo week?

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Rio, Good morning Christian. Apologize apologies for the

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00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 7: hush tones, but it's a bit of a surprise. We

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Speaker 7: are out.

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Speaker 4: Hang on a minute, why are you telling us this now?

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Speaker 4: We've done have fourteen minutes saying Iren God, I've just

738
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 4: made a jingle yelling I Ween Gold you want one hundred?

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Speaker 4: I said she's in the Limo because in six o'clock,

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Speaker 4: why did anyone say it's a surprise. It's actually Melbourne's

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00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 4: worst surprise.

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Speaker 3: And also should you surprise one hundred year old now.

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00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 4: Leaping out and stuff like that? Word radio people than

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Speaker 4: people with film cameras. She thinks you being.

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Speaker 3: Canceled Rio dresses a gorilla grasses.

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00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 4: No, no, he's stripping later a half faint.

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00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 7: The horse has bolted. It's a surprise, guy, So we

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Speaker 7: can't turn back.

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Speaker 4: We are.

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Speaker 7: We're out the front.

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00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 4: Fee, We're out the front of I won't worry about whispering, mate,

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00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 4: I mean, what's loud on the megaphone the city's number

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Speaker 4: one radio show. Guys, this is a surprise. Now. I'm

754
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 4: forty two into the show. Now, it's a surprise guy.

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00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 4: Sorry for the hush tones. We just played Irene.

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00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 3: A hundred years old anyway, No hut.

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Speaker 14: It down es.

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00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 4: Everybody in the hedges right now. A surprise for Irene.

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00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 4: That is not going to be a surprise. She's going

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00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 4: to wantcher that go and go hello real playing along

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00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: with what is the plan?

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00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 7: Now, I'll tell you the plan?

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Speaker 4: Please do please do.

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Speaker 7: Here we are, I'm at the front. I'm next to

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Speaker 7: mister Hummer's bright Barbie Pink Hummer Limo. The perfect vehicle

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Speaker 7: for one hundred year old birthday party.

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Speaker 4: Great surprise vehicle as well camouflage there.

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Speaker 7: Right think on the side of the bright Pink says

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Speaker 7: happy one hundredth birthday, Irene.

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Speaker 4: And again, this is a surprise.

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Speaker 7: Yes, there's surprised. There's a red carpet and surprise balloons.

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00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 4: So what they're saying, don't don't occount window, don't let So.

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Speaker 7: I've been told by Lee, who I think is Irene's.

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Speaker 4: Son, of sure, keep it vay, keep it vague. Stood

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Speaker 4: you been down there and he left her half five

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Speaker 4: this morn difference? What if you were actually for an

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00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 4: hour and forty down there?

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Speaker 7: Come on with been busy sitting How to use this

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00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 7: mic thing that they've given? I read this out the back.

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Speaker 7: There are seems like a lot a lot of family

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Speaker 7: members keep funneling through to the house.

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Speaker 4: I should have no idea what's going on?

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Speaker 13: Gal?

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Speaker 3: Did you say she's out the back?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's six degrees freezy.

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Speaker 7: She's in her back room and the family are in

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Speaker 7: the front room. Family members are milling in the lounge room.

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Speaker 7: There's a big bright.

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Speaker 4: All this says there's no surprise happening. Don't you call

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Speaker 4: in the morning. Everything.

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Speaker 3: She's been alive for a hundred years.

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Speaker 4: She's not an idiot. I'll tell you it is rio microphone.

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Speaker 3: It's tricky.

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00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 7: So we're just now we're now waiting.

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Speaker 4: We're all read what are you waiting for? You might

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00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 4: just go and keep the door in Jesus, they're going

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00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 4: get with it, get on with it. Do you know

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00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 4: what I've been through? Do you know any wars? Okay,

799
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: so we're going to play the ads. Okay, when we

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Speaker 4: come back, we're going to begin the World's Worst surprising.

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Speaker 3: I still don't know what is the big review?

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00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the reveal? Rio?

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00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 7: The review is that she's having an amazing morning in

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Speaker 7: a bright piece.

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00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 3: We know that, but you're talking so much about the surprise.

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00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 3: What's your idea to reveal what happens?

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00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? Are is she blindfolded? Or what's going on?

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00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 7: We'll vibe that out. That's for the I'll figure that

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Speaker 7: out in the ads.

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Speaker 4: I record, all right, I for one can't wait to

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Speaker 4: find that one. But once Rio has vibed it out,

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00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 4: it'll be a surprise for every week.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: The Wills have come off today show, an't they? The

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Speaker 4: Wills have come off the Limo three right now, there's

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Speaker 4: a very sweaty, nervous but you called Rio looking at

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00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 4: all the moments in his life that have led to

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Speaker 4: him crouching behind a tree about said surprise on air,

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Speaker 4: our one hundred year old lady on her birthday. The

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Speaker 4: surprise completely blowing. Don't forget, don't worry, guys. He's been

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Speaker 4: vibing out the last five minutes. How he's How is

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Speaker 4: it all going to work out? I for one can't

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Speaker 4: wait to find out. Rio Are you there?

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Speaker 7: I'm at the front of Irene's house. I'm with ben

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Speaker 7: Aka mister Hammer. We are ready to go.

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Speaker 3: We are vibing.

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Speaker 4: We're ready for the same right, Hang on a second.

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Speaker 19: Irene Gold, she is a hundred years old, outlived Cooliel

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Speaker 19: and Harold pots Shees.

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Speaker 7: Is destructible now LI.

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Speaker 4: Day three on Limo Week, Irene Gold is the start

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Speaker 4: of this week's show to be on. She's one hundred today.

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Speaker 4: Her daughter Janet called us last week. We're saying we

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Speaker 4: might do Limo Week and I've never been in a limo.

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Speaker 4: We're about to change all of that. And then there's

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Speaker 4: some really, really really special treats as befits Iron Gold

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Speaker 4: turning one hundred a day. Just think about what that

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Speaker 4: woman has lived through. And Samdy, I don't think what's

839
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 4: about to happen is fair actually, but anyways, too late.

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00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: Now we're heading into it. You should be a shake yourself,

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Speaker 4: respect your elders.

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Speaker 5: I can't help a picture. I don't know if you're

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00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 5: the same, Christian, but I'm picturing Rheo and now Limo

844
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Speaker 5: driver Commando crawling agass a suburban neighborhood front yard to

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Speaker 5: the front door.

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00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 4: I'm just going to hit them upside the head with

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Speaker 4: a rolling pin. All right, let's go along with this then, guys,

848
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 4: you've vibed it out. Surprise our special pick up this morning,

849
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Speaker 4: one hundred year old, on our birthday, iron gold.

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Speaker 7: All right, Ben is approaching the door. Mister hammer is

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00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 7: approaching the door. He's hitting the doorbell.

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00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 4: Now we wait another chimy one.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Irene, been waiting morning.

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00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 13: You have.

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00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 7: I'm just going to put a pair of headphones on

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00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 7: you and you're going to be hold on is an

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00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 7: issue with the door.

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Speaker 5: That's the exact thing you always want to hear when

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00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 5: someone gets surprised.

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00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 4: Always happens on TV with a giant check, doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: An You're on air now with Christian o'connll.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Irene, happy birthday. Oh thank you, What an amazing

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Speaker 4: day and what an amazing woman you are. Your one

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Speaker 4: hundred to day. Congratulations from all of us and all

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Speaker 4: the albums.

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Speaker 13: Who would have believed that? There you are?

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Speaker 4: And how does can you still do a jig? And

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Speaker 4: how does it feel to be one hundred years of age? Irene?

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Speaker 4: What does it feel like this morning waking up?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 13: A bit surprising, actually, because I don't I don't know

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00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 13: what you're supposed to feel like when you're a hundred.

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00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 13: But I'm still able to stand up and talk and

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Speaker 13: walk and carry on, so I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 13: feel a hundred.

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Speaker 4: I bet now, Irene, did you have any idea, and

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Speaker 4: you could be honest with us, did you have any

878
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 4: idea that there was a great, big pink limousine outside

879
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 4: the front of your house today?

880
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 13: I had no idea. All I knew was the family

881
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 13: were going berserk and I knew nothing. What's that? Oh

882
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 13: my god?

883
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 4: What can you see? Irene?

884
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 14: What is it?

885
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 13: That's the biggest thing I'm sing in my life?

886
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 4: Be careful with life? On the radio, I said, no

887
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 4: strip in wait until after night?

888
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 13: What is it? Where did you find such a what

889
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 13: is the word?

890
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: We talk about? The thing? Crystal? Children? Old people, they say,

891
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 4: always be careful with them. On library now Irene a

892
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 4: week talk about old people. No, no, no, I'm just saying,

893
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 4: can you see the limousine we've got for you this morning?

894
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 4: That's part of your there are morning. You're going to

895
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 4: have what who's going in that? You are, Irene, the

896
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 4: biggest thing of Yes, you've got a special morning ahead

897
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 4: of you.

898
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 13: I'm very pleased. It's pink.

899
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 4: Is that your favorite color?

900
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 13: No?

901
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 4: Not really, I'm so sorry we could have found this out.

902
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 4: We've had a week to be on this too. Get

903
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 4: some paint cut of Bunnings. Now, Irene, what we need

904
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 4: you to do is make your way down the red carpet.

905
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 4: The red carpet is for you, carpets. It's a bit

906
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 4: further down. They couldn't step to having it up to

907
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 4: the door reom. Eventually you'll get to the red carpet.

908
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 13: Let's go. Let's go.

909
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 4: Now what's that down the yellow brick road into your

910
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 4: limousine and then some special treats are going to be

911
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: happening over the next couple of hours.

912
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 7: Irene is beside herself at the moment. Christian I would say,

913
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 7: we do have a bit of a long.

914
00:45:54,600 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 3: Walk walk, and are you trying to say we should

915
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 3: take an AD break.

916
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 4: I'm saying breaks for the rest of it today five

917
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 4: should be in the car.

918
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 7: Definitely, we'll take an ad break as we've got to

919
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 7: figure out as well how to get these microphones to move,

920
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 7: and then.

921
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 4: We'll problem not not not the special passenger. Irene Gold

922
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 4: is one hundred it's the microphone lease.

923
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 7: I'm just saying, we've got like probably a minute walk

924
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 7: to the limo.

925
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 4: Okay, well, okay, we'll go to the news. We will

926
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 4: rejoin you in the limousine with Irene. In the limousine, Irene, the.

927
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 7: Headphones are falling off, Christians, Okay, don't worry.

928
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 4: The whils have come off. The headphones have come off.

929
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 4: All right, Let's see what happens during the next hell.

930
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 13: Bush.

931
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, give you a trim money there, Rio.

932
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

933
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 4: Anything could happen during the next twenty minutes, as long

934
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 4: as we all understand that it's not warning, it's just

935
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 4: based on the last twenty minutes. Spander Beully Gold for

936
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 4: Irene Gold, ore star of the show today on day

937
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 4: three of Limo week. Irene Gold is one hundred years

938
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 4: old today and I have a remarkable day in a

939
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 4: remarkable life and an amazing woman. I've just started a

940
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 4: chatting to her as we just surprise her at her

941
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 4: house with a huge pink limousine from mister Hammer Limos.

942
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 4: She's got a very special morning head of her. Some

943
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 4: treats are going to be happening til the next fifteen minutes,

944
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 4: aren't the show?

945
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 19: Irene Gold Gold, She's one hundred years old, outlived Coooliel

946
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 19: and Harold Haunts.

947
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 7: She's indestructible.

948
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 14: Now she's lit.

949
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 4: Everybody is in the big pink limousine. Now, Irene Gold

950
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 4: are you there?

951
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 13: I'm certainly here, absolutely amazing and surprised at what's happening.

952
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 4: Ah, this is wonderful. And Irene, so you've never been

953
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 4: inside a limousine before, not like this one. How does

954
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 4: it feel to be sat in the back of a limo?

955
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 4: It's your limo for the morning.

956
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 13: Well, it's very special, it really is.

957
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 4: Well you're a very special lady, I guess I am.

958
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 4: You are. Now who else is in the limousine with you? Introduced?

959
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 13: I've got my family here.

960
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: Oh that must be lovely for you to have all

961
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 4: them then.

962
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 13: And Janet my daughter and Alana daughter in law, and

963
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 13: what's your name, minor?

964
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 4: And they're all here okay, and we should have we

965
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 4: should have our producer a little boy there to me. Now,

966
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: there's a little boy there called Rio who used to

967
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 4: work with me today, says this last day. Actually, yes,

968
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 4: now Rio has some just a couple of little things

969
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 4: that we're going to get to you right now. And

970
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 4: that is a special tay like today, you are the

971
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 4: star of today's show, the star of Melbourne, Irene. There's

972
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 4: a tiara for you to wear right now. So Riha

973
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 4: is going to hand over your tiara to wear. We

974
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 4: are rah, well, we've been waiting quite a few years

975
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 4: until it's right to give it to you. One hundreds right.

976
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 4: And also, like the queen you are today, there's a

977
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 4: white glove like the poor old queen used to wear

978
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 4: and wave to everybody.

979
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 13: Yes, yes, I'm more. I'm a Royalist. Did you know that?

980
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 4: I'm not surprised? And rightly so too. You're talking to

981
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 4: an englishman here, so you're in a safe company, are

982
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 4: you understanding? I get it. You and I Irene, we

983
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: get it. We're not so dissimilar. Now you can put

984
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 4: your white glove on and then wave to everyone with

985
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 4: the window down. What's happening with the glove Irene.

986
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 7: We're just having a bit of issues with the gloves

987
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 7: and the fingers coming out and popping back in.

988
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh we'll get there again. Time to prepare, I mean.

989
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 4: Know, it's an out front for the best part of

990
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 4: an hour and a half.

991
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 7: The glove he's on.

992
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 13: Guy there we go, Oh my god, what am I

993
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 13: going to do with the gloved hand?

994
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 4: Well, that's today's phoning. No, yes, yes, the Queen. Wave

995
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 4: out the window and all your loyal subjects out and about,

996
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 4: because we're going to get you to put the window

997
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 4: down as your head off in a couple of moments,

998
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 4: and we're gonna get Melbourne. They're all going to want

999
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 4: to as you see the pink limousine, they're going to

1000
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 4: see it's you, Irene gold one hundred to day, and

1001
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 4: they're going to toot their horns. They're going to wave

1002
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 4: at you. And you may give the Royal wave back today.

1003
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 13: Oh I certainly will. But we're all squashed up in here.

1004
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, kick out anyone. You don't want.

1005
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: That daughter in law whose name you couldn't remember to start.

1006
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 4: With her, she can get Huber and also you suddenly

1007
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 4: he didn't call last week, Janet did, so everyone else

1008
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 4: get out trying to cut some of them in free.

1009
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 4: I say, yeah, yes, absolutely, so I understand that Little

1010
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 4: Sister Cafe on Bay Street, the lovely.

1011
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 13: Spot there, that's where we're going.

1012
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's not the whole trip. A bit saturad,

1013
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 4: we're just taking you for coffee. But no, we're going

1014
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 4: to take you there. First of all, say.

1015
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 13: Thursday, I could do. I don't drink coffee, I drink tea.

1016
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, royalist, that's right, Okay, We're going to

1017
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 4: take you for a cup of tea right now. And

1018
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 4: I understand they call you mom there. They do lovely.

1019
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 13: I don't know many people who go into a cafe

1020
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 13: and they say hello, momm But anyway, it's a very

1021
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 13: nice feeling.

1022
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 4: Yeah. Good, Well there's gonna be more good feelings come

1023
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 4: this morning. So we're going to take you over there now.

1024
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 4: On the limousine, you wave to everyone, Alicia, the mirister

1025
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 4: will have your teas made to you. And then when

1026
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 4: you get there, you're.

1027
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 3: Kidding, no, no, I mean it's just a cup of tea.

1028
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: There's better stuff, I tell you what.

1029
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 4: Then when you get there. Have you ever been to

1030
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 4: high tea at the Langham? No, Lee the Sun, Janet,

1031
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 4: the dogs have never taken in too high t at

1032
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 4: the Langham.

1033
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 13: I haven't been.

1034
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 4: Oh my, well we need to change all that. It's

1035
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 4: a beautiful experience. You can go there, but you've got

1036
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 4: to get five questions, right, Irene about your life?

1037
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 13: Good answer question.

1038
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 4: Well you need to be otherwise there's no high ta

1039
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 4: for you. Oh well, no, don't turn on me. Now,

1040
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 4: do not turn on me. Now, come on, you can

1041
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: do this, Irene. You've lived a hundred years, so it's

1042
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 4: a quiz about your one hundred years. I'm pretty sure

1043
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 4: you'll get all these questions easily.

1044
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 13: I'll try very hardly if I make up the answer.

1045
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 4: Okay, absolutely wrong is right today on your one hundredth birthday, Irene.

1046
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 4: All right, so, Irene, we're going to start the limousine

1047
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 4: now and you're going to set off to your favorite

1048
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 4: cafe on Bay Street. Okay, and we're chat to you

1049
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 4: in a couple of minutes. All right, there headed to

1050
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 4: little sister. So they're leaving just so everyone else. All right,

1051
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 4: you waking up, have your rear. We have a lie

1052
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: down on there.

1053
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you having a lovely little chat there.

1054
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 4: She sort that glove issue out? Did you have another one?

1055
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 4: To get back here? So rio? Can you ask the

1056
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 4: driver Ben? Yes, is he going along McKinnon Road or

1057
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 4: is he going to go onto Center Road to get

1058
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 4: onto the Nepean to take her on? Just so we

1059
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 4: know that if people around there they can toot the

1060
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 4: car horn and wave at her so they can get

1061
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 4: the royal wave back.

1062
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 7: Sure, hey, Ben, which where are we? Are we going

1063
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 7: to the McKinnon street wheel or Center Road or Center Road?

1064
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 7: Just wondering where you want to go? Which way would

1065
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 7: you like to go? We can get either way.

1066
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 4: Center Road would be a little bit slower, but there'd

1067
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 4: be more people walking along there. It's a really busy

1068
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 4: main bit.

1069
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 7: In the Center Road would be great.

1070
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then pop on then Ape and then head

1071
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 4: down take a shop left.

1072
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 7: He's got it. He's got it. He's giving me the

1073
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 7: double thumbs up.

1074
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, so everyone listening right now? Who is

1075
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 4: near Bentley East and the Pin. They're going to be

1076
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 4: getting on Center Road going down Bentley East along there

1077
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 4: as you get onto Lin the Pan, then they're on

1078
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 4: the O Pin, which everyone knows is very, very busy.

1079
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 4: They're behading down to Bay Road. If you see the

1080
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 4: pink limousine, it's Irene. Toot your car horns, everybody. She

1081
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 4: is one hundred today. She'll love this being able to

1082
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 4: waver at you from her royal limousine. All right, we're

1083
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 4: back with him in a minute for the Qus. She

1084
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 4: doesn't want to.

1085
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: Do the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1086
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 4: What an extraordinary, amazing, beautiful soul she is. Thank you

1087
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 4: very much for all the messages come in Christian. She

1088
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 4: does not sound one hundred. Can we have Irene on

1089
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 4: the show in a limo every Wednesday? Grace. That's a

1090
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 4: great idea, Christian. She's so so much younger. That's from Rick.

1091
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 4: Eric has seen the limo and tutored and waved Irene.

1092
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 4: Wait for this double thumbs up from Ben the limo

1093
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 4: driver hands on the Wilserne.

1094
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 19: One hundred years old, outlived Schoolil and Harold Haarts. She's

1095
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 19: indestructible now she's Limo.

1096
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 4: Day three on Limo Week. It's all about the start

1097
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 4: in the car today, Irene Gold. She is one hundred

1098
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 4: years old today, as is listening to this right now.

1099
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 4: We love it. Wherever you listen to the show. Hello

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00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 4: to Lucy listening to us on the iHeart Free app

1101
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 4: in New South Wales. My beautiful arm Peggy is listening

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00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 4: to your show right now, saying happy birthday to a

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00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 4: felly word fellow one hundre year old. She's also one

1104
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 4: hundred today, Peg Dixon, Happy birthday from everyone.

1105
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 3: Let's go pick up Peggy.

1106
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 4: Come on all right, that's course live to the limo

1107
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 4: where our star is Irene. Are you there, I'm here.

1108
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 4: How's it going so far? Are people waving at you?

1109
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 4: You're having a nice time. Never been in a limo

1110
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 4: right before? How's he going?

1111
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 13: Oh it's very nice. It's very big and comfortable.

1112
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and are you enjoying it? If you had any

1113
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 4: drink or anything yet?

1114
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,760
Speaker 13: You want a glass champagne and give me anything?

1115
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 4: Would you like your glass of champagne?

1116
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 13: Not much? Rather have water, thank you?

1117
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 4: Oh that's all quite right, you have your No, the

1118
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 4: tea would go down well, all right, we heard your

1119
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 4: first time. They don't get quite impatient where they have

1120
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 4: to bring them gallons of tea every day every minute.

1121
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 4: We're going as quickly as you get on than the

1122
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 4: beIN in your limo. All right, So there you are, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 4: what's your only way to your favorite cafe? Little sister

1124
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 4: on Bay Stream. We're going to do a quiz now

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00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 4: about the last one hundred years of your life where

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00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, if you get five out of five

1127
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 4: and I got a feeling that you can. If you

1128
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 4: get five out five, we're going to take you and

1129
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 4: treat you with your family to high tea at the Langa,

1130
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 4: which have been amazing experience. Do you have high tea

1131
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 4: or that tea that the biscuits to cut sandwiches, to SCons,

1132
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,479
Speaker 4: the cream, the jam.

1133
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 13: Oh my goodness, I'm looking forward to that.

1134
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 4: Well, you haven't won it yet. Five questions?

1135
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 13: HIIGHTI? Do you sit on high chairs?

1136
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, you can see high chairs? Whatever you want today? Irene, right, Irene, Irene?

1137
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 13: Are you going to have a sense of humor in

1138
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 13: this life?

1139
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 4: You know what.

1140
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 7: You're right?

1141
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 4: Irene? Do you think that's why you've had this extraordinary

1142
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 4: life is because you clearly love a laugh? You got

1143
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 4: lovely laughing, Irine.

1144
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 13: Of course, laughter is the best medicine.

1145
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 4: All right, Well, do you know that I do actually

1146
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 4: speaking to you? Yes, I'm going to be reminded of

1147
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 4: it today, Irene.

1148
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 13: Yes, laughter started in India. And when you laugh you

1149
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 13: use all your muscles and whatnot in your body. I

1150
00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 13: heard that on radio. Did you the Laughter Club on YouTube?

1151
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 11: Oh?

1152
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 4: It's great? Did a couple of toes?

1153
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 9: Yes?

1154
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1155
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 13: And the man's hysterical?

1156
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 4: Is he?

1157
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 13: And we dunced with him and carry on like a tuober?

1158
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 4: And he's a friend you've met online? No, no, they

1159
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 4: target people like you. Don't give him any money. He's

1160
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 4: probably not in India. He's probably a green screen in

1161
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 4: Frankston Affair. Now, Irene, why don't you and I? Why

1162
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 4: don't you and I? Irene have alve together? Now with

1163
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 4: a couple of love? Very funny questions about the last

1164
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 4: five years, the lasts. You're gonna have a lot of

1165
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 4: people last one years of your life? Are you ready

1166
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 4: to play?

1167
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 13: Oh? I have a go?

1168
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 4: All right? Okay, So when you were fifty years old,

1169
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 4: fifty years ago, this band did their first ever show.

1170
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 4: Have a listen.

1171
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 3: Who is this?

1172
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 4: I said to turn down. We're making it easy, paying

1173
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 4: one out of one. Yeah, you're doing so well, so well?

1174
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 4: All right? Second question, Irene, Second question? Who is translating there?

1175
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 4: We've got Janet Janet, that's correct.

1176
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 13: We have to translate.

1177
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 4: No, I got you. That's fine. You do whatever you need.

1178
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 4: Do you want me to ask now, Janet? Do you

1179
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 4: want me to ask you? And then you'll speak to mom?

1180
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 13: Speaks the Queen's English. Only some of us understand that.

1181
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 4: All right? Second question, Janet on half off a one

1182
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 4: hundred year old mouth today, Irene? What came first, Irene?

1183
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 4: Or sliced bread? What came first? Irene?

1184
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 9: Irene or sliced bread?

1185
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 13: I think I spread came a long time before me.

1186
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 4: No, Irene, you were here first. You're the og. It's you.

1187
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 4: You came before sliced breads?

1188
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 13: Did I?

1189
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 9: Yes? You did?

1190
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 4: Yes? Better luck on this one. When when Neil Armstrong

1191
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 4: landed on the moon you were forty six years of age.

1192
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,479
Speaker 4: Do you remember watching it on a black and white TV?

1193
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 9: Oh?

1194
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 4: I did? Yeah? Where were you?

1195
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 13: That was incredible, wasn't it?

1196
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 9: You were allowed my whole you allowed my whole school

1197
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 9: class to walk down the street Volkstone Primary School and

1198
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 9: we came and watched in mum's land room while she

1199
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 9: was out of work.

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01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 13: That's right, I did because it was an amazing event,

1201
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 13: wasn't it?

1202
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 4: And weren't you allowed to watch history like that at work?

1203
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 4: Or were you busy working?

1204
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 13: Iran, Oh, no, it's too busy work.

1205
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 4: Who were you working for? Willie Wonka? What do you

1206
01:00:54,520 --> 01:01:00,479
Speaker 4: mean you weren't allowed to watch the moon landings? She's crying.

1207
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 7: You got the question there, because ye, he's just lost

1208
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 7: in the moment.

1209
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 13: All right.

1210
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 4: When Neil arm Strong landing on the moon, you were

1211
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 4: at work, you were forty six. What was the first

1212
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 4: thing he said? Did Neil Armstrong say, Irene? Oh, I

1213
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 4: can see my house from here?

1214
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 19: Really?

1215
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 4: Where he said?

1216
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 13: Cool? Irene? At work? Something? Yeah?

1217
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:32,959
Speaker 4: Do you know what is the right answer? Well?

1218
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 8: Well of you to ask.

1219
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 3: She didn't watch it?

1220
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 4: All right? Dad's it? Yes, we're moving on, moving one

1221
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 4: step closer to the Langham. Now, Irene, since your birth

1222
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 4: originally your birthday one hundred years ago in nineteen twenty.

1223
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 13: Three years, can you believe well, I can't believe it.

1224
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 4: Happy birthday.

1225
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 13: I think I'm pretty good.

1226
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,919
Speaker 4: I can walk and talk and that's incredible. That's the question.

1227
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 13: Oh, listen to the best.

1228
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 4: No, don't you worry, You do whatever you want today

1229
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 4: is sure you've aren't that right? How many prime ministers

1230
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 4: have there been in here in Australia in your lifetime.

1231
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 13: Do you think it's I haven't been here all my lifetime,

1232
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 13: so I've only been here a few years. Oh I'm

1233
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 13: too new, too many would be the answer, Christian.

1234
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 4: Yeah again that's the right.

1235
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's it.

1236
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 4: And last question, I think you're lie. You'll love this

1237
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 4: one because I know you love the royal family. Who

1238
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 4: was born first, Queen Elizabeth I or was it you, Irene?

1239
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 4: Who came first? Like chicken and egg Queen I was first? Yes,

1240
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 4: it's so, which means you're off to the Langham Melbourne

1241
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 4: home to Mamma's Finals Iria Lounge. You've won your high tea.

1242
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 13: Oh, thank you, thank you.

1243
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 4: Yes, well done, Irene.

1244
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 9: We'll get little pink your fingers up mom when you

1245
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 9: have your id holding your cup.

1246
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 4: You're not going to do that A way to treat

1247
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 4: a one hundred year old. Not going to do that,

1248
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 4: Nord never know what I might do.

1249
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 13: I had to have to behave myself, be very quiet

1250
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 13: or carry on a bit.

1251
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 4: No, you carry on a bit. Full permission to carry

1252
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 4: on a bit today, Irene. Tear it up the trash, the.

1253
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 13: Places you right day to day.

1254
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, chuck a TV out the land window giving your birthday.

1255
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 4: Who you chatting to there?

1256
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 13: It says Today, tutting to you.

1257
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I thought it's someone out the window waving.

1258
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 4: Are you still on your way to the cafe or

1259
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 4: are you there? Now?

1260
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 13: I have no idea where I am. I can't set

1261
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 13: the window, I can't. We are almost on this carry on.

1262
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 4: Carry on, We're almost had to carry on movie. Well listen, Irene,

1263
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 4: we're gonna have to take a break now. We'll come

1264
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 4: back to you about ten or fifty minutes time. You've

1265
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 4: got your cup of tea is coming in about an

1266
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 4: it or two. We're catching up with you in ten

1267
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 4: or fifteen minutes. I really hope you're having a very

1268
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 4: very special morning, Irene. You've been a real star on

1269
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 4: today's show.

1270
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 13: So is everybody else. Father, look at them?

1271
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 4: Good? All right, Irene, We catch up with you in

1272
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 4: a minute. Well done, I'm winning the Langham c Yeah.

1273
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 4: See lady party girl turning out well.

1274
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

1275
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 4: We go cross back to Irene about ten minutes time.

1276
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 4: She doesn't get that cup of tea asap, she's gonna

1277
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 4: she's gonna turn on me. Christian. Good morning, to Kylie

1278
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 4: Anne Christian. I want to be Irene. Her outlook on

1279
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 4: life is the best. If I get to one hundred,

1280
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 4: I hope I'm like that. She's making me smile so much.

1281
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 4: Us as well too, Kylie. I don't hold out much

1282
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 4: out for our producer Reo. I think he's lying down

1283
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 4: the back of that limo, curled up, sucking his thumb, crying. Right,

1284
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 4: you still gonna the two more days?

1285
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 3: Has been fired? Two days in a row?

1286
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 4: No, I know?

1287
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 3: Going for the hat trick tomorrow?

1288
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 4: All right, time wastter today on International Clown Week for

1289
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 4: the best time Waster Today, we have a double pass

1290
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 4: to see Culture Club at Rod Laver Arena, TEG Live

1291
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 4: bringing Culture Club's Greatest Hits Tour. You've got a double pass,

1292
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 4: go and see them. In September this year. Top three

1293
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 4: celebrities with a crippling clown phobia according to Clown Weekly. Wait,

1294
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 4: there's enough clown goings on to do a weekly periodical.

1295
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 3: We're going to read more articles from Clown Weekly on

1296
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 3: the show.

1297
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 4: Sign us up. What have they got in there? Like

1298
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 4: word puzzles and searches clown wordle Anyway, those celebrities with

1299
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 4: a crippling, crippling clown phobia, according to Clown Weekly Johnny

1300
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 4: Depth Daniel Ratcliffe. And here's my favorite. I'd leave him know.

1301
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 3: There's puff Daddy, all right.

1302
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 4: So we're looking for your clown bands today. Who are

1303
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 4: we playing at Clownfest in that big top? Not puff Daddy, No,

1304
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 4: it'll be Zzy Big Top, Zzy, Big Top Ossie Man.

1305
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,439
Speaker 4: Now everybody loves temper Trap.

1306
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 13: Oh they're up.

1307
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 4: There swinging and swinging and swinging and flying through the Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's right, everyone, look up, it's a temper trapiece.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sus.

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Speaker 4: Arctic performing monkeys. Oh, look at the gold and system

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Speaker 4: of a clown system of a clown gold all right,

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Speaker 4: jackie boy. Who else is on stage in the big

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Speaker 4: Top at Clownfest. It's crosby stilts and nurves still, yes,

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Speaker 4: gold guns.

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Speaker 3: And clown noses. Also the bearded naked ladies.

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Speaker 13: Go.

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Speaker 4: Plus God, this will all end up in clown Weekly

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Speaker 4: in next color weeks and frequent back. All right, that's

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Speaker 4: the good. And I really ain't laughing that one.

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Speaker 3: Oh you did the juggling monkeys, the.

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Speaker 4: Arctic performing monkeys. All right, what have you got them?

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Speaker 4: Clown bands? Text them in oh four seventy five O

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Speaker 4: three one oh four three best when we get this

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Speaker 4: on in the next five minutes, you oft to see

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Speaker 4: Culture Club Live.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: George Michael, Faith Time Wastir. Today we're looking for your

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Speaker 4: circus bands on and it's a real thing. We've had

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Speaker 4: an international clown week. Jack, you've been online. We just

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01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 4: found out that there's a clown weekly. You know, you

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Speaker 4: go into a magazine shop, a newsagent, you see all

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Speaker 4: these specialist magazines. I didn't know there's enough clown material,

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Speaker 4: real full weekly periodical for the clown folk.

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Speaker 5: So claim also online to be the biggest clown forum

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Speaker 5: in the world. So it's got things like people will

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Speaker 5: put up links to buy clown shoes. One person's asking

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Speaker 5: people to look out for a stolen clown bike, that

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Speaker 5: sort of thing.

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01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,680
Speaker 4: But you're a kidding me. There's a stolen unicycle.

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Speaker 5: The My favorite thing is at the top of the

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Speaker 5: forum is a pinned post from Andrew says, please just

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Speaker 5: a reminder to keep everything clown related. I've had to

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Speaker 5: moderate too many posts that were wildly unrelated to clouds.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing. Only clown related posts I think got like

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Speaker 4: a clown sort of eBay klown Bay for them to

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Speaker 4: sell their gear.

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Speaker 3: Ma, you should see these now they're doing Nike clown

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Speaker 3: shoes the last.

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Speaker 4: You've got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: I'll send it to you.

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Speaker 4: All right, So we're looking for your clown man Sebastian show.

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01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 4: You have to see Culture Club Live Rod Laver Arena

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01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 4: site all right. Clown bands Bozo Springsteen Silver, Red Nose,

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Speaker 4: Chili Peppers Gold, Bozo Jovi Silver. They've gone big on Bozo.

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01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 4: They've gone big on Bozo, Krusty Springfield gold. Uh, Bonzo

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Speaker 4: Jovi told you, yeah, they love that silver Simply red

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Speaker 4: Hair gold. That's from Libby ring Master Flash Vaya silver,

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Speaker 4: The Huge Shoes Guruse silver plus. This is my favorite

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Speaker 4: one from Justin Wise Paul jam twenty two Clowns in

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01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 4: a Mini Gold Justin That's great. Unicycle Bolton not Michael Bolton,

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Speaker 4: Unicycle Bolton Gold, Michael worldone, the Notorious b I G.

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01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 4: Feat Gold, Juggly Kid Joel Juggie Kid Joe. That really

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01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 4: made me laugh so hard. I first saw that, well done.

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Speaker 4: Mark Lockwood Ario clown Wagon silver plus, Wu Tang Clown

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Speaker 4: Gold Daniel take your Gold. That's very good. Guns and

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Speaker 4: Squatty Roses. Oh my god, that's plus Glynn, well done, Powder,

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01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 4: pull my finger, Allison and the Big Top Hoods, Silver

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Speaker 4: Plus Circus, Paul McCartney, Circus Paul McCartney.

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Speaker 3: Oh I get it, sorry, Bronze Bronze, Irene.

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Speaker 4: I would have got that, not quicker. Simon and cow Car,

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Speaker 4: Funcle Simon and clown Car Funcle, Silver and Bozo Skags

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Speaker 4: end with the Bozo one again. All right, I think

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Speaker 4: I guess but who is off to Sea Boy George

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Speaker 4: and Culture Club.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, Mark for Juggley Kid Joe.

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Speaker 4: Judgeley Kid Joe, Today's winner, last song, and then guess

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Speaker 4: who we're going to go and say hello to again.

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Speaker 4: That's right, the new star in the limousine, one hundred

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Speaker 4: year old Irene Go. We'll find out how she's getting

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Speaker 4: on next. Carl and Brner.

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Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the question you o. Carl Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: What a morning we've had getting to know an amazing

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Speaker 4: and amazing woman, Irene Gold. I felt like we're always

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Speaker 4: gonna remember that name, Irene Gold, and had to be

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Speaker 4: a bit more like Irene Gold, Irene Gold one hundred today,

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Speaker 4: but if you've heard her on the radio show today,

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Speaker 4: we surprised the Ish about an hour ago on day

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Speaker 4: three of Limo week. Well, we just stumbled into this

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01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 4: last week when we got talking to a cooler who

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Speaker 4: bought a limousine after a few beers, sold it and

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Speaker 4: loss a lot of money, but took his kids to

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Speaker 4: school for a couple of days. I was wondering, wouldn't

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Speaker 4: be great if we could hire some limos, not for

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01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 4: four Mores and so on, but just to do everyday stuff.

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Speaker 4: And yesterday we did that when we took Johnna than

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Speaker 4: Nonna and her five year old grand daughter. We picked

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Speaker 4: them up and we took them to a McDonald's drive through,

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Speaker 4: second time round and then dropped little Ivy offer to

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01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 4: kinder today. Janet called us last week and she would

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01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 4: let us know that her mummy was turning to one

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01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 4: hundred had never been a limousine before. So we got

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Speaker 4: Irene Gold in the limo right now. They've been for

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Speaker 4: the last half an hour outside her favorite cafe, where

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01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 4: there's been quite some scenes. That's not the one we want.

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Speaker 1: Irene Gold.

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01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 19: She is a hundred years old, outlived Cooliel and Harold

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01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 19: hots she's in destructible.

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01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 4: Now she liv all right. Now We crossed back to Rio,

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01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 4: who's with Irene. Good morning. Rio described the scene.

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01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, I am sitting here in the limo.

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01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 7: I've got the biggest smile I've ever had on my face.

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01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 7: It hasn't come off for the past half an hour.

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01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 7: It's been amazing. Everyone in the limo is kind of

1415
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,479
Speaker 7: like a bit drunk at the moment. Everyone's just giddy.

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01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 7: There are people flocking. We're parked up next to the

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01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 7: cafe and there are people just flooding in for the

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Speaker 7: last half hour. People that know Irene, friends from golf.

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01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 7: There are people that have never met Irene coming to golf.

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Speaker 4: She's still playing like she's been.

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01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 7: Playing all the way up to ninety seven. I had

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Speaker 7: someone come past and say, she still gets it dead straight,

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01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 7: picks up her own balls like walks the whole way.

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Speaker 7: It's an inspiration. It's been amazing.

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01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 4: That is it must have been like so we've been

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01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,600
Speaker 4: lovely obviously just sort of been a part of it

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Speaker 4: on the show. Rio, what's actually been like for you?

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Speaker 4: Tell us what it's about. Because she's seem such a

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01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 4: special person. She's I'm getting so many messages from people

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01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 4: this morning saying that she sort of showed something that

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01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 4: maybe we needed to be reminded of this morning.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, mate, It's it's been so special just seeing the

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Speaker 7: effect that Irene's had, firstly a on everyone in this limousine,

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Speaker 7: like everyone and all their friends and family are buzzing

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01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,759
Speaker 7: and we're so so happy. But also all the people

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01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 7: coming by that have heard the show, that have just

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01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:45,680
Speaker 7: come in and chatted with Irene, that no Irene just

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Speaker 7: saying what an incredible person she is, what an inspiration,

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01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 7: how much love for life? Like you can't help but

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01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 7: be just that it changed your day dramatically, Like I

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01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,840
Speaker 7: was a little bit stressed this morning with all these

1442
01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 7: bloody we couldn't microphones and now I'm Claire not honestly,

1443
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 7: like you can't just help her feel so appreciative to art.

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01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 7: It's amazing, all right.

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01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,080
Speaker 4: So where is Irene sat in the limbo? Where is

1446
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 4: she's in the sun today? And the coffee corner in

1447
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 4: the corner No one puts baby old baby in the corner.

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Speaker 4: What's gone, Irene? Are you having a great morning? They're

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Speaker 4: seeing all your family and friends are well wishes.

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01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 13: Absolutely amazing. I knew they were up to something, but

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01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,520
Speaker 13: this is so unexpected and very exciting.

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01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,560
Speaker 4: I hope you have a really special day. So in

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01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,559
Speaker 4: a bit when you're done there where the limousine will

1454
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 4: take you in your family all on to have high

1455
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 4: tea at the Langham Hotel. You'll have an amazing time there.

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01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 4: They're really going to look after you as well. They

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01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 4: cannot wait to see you.

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01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 13: Oh that's great. They're really good.

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01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 4: Now, Irene. It feels like we've we've only just been

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01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 4: getting to know you over the last hour. You've really

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01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 4: genuinely thank you very much for being part of today's

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01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,559
Speaker 4: show and actually the star today's show. But honestly, you've

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01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 4: touched the hearts of everyone this morning. Who who's heard you?

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01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 4: You've woken everybody up this morning. That's what you've dont

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01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 4: Can you come back tomorrow and do it again? Irene?

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01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 13: Oh, anytime.

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01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,120
Speaker 4: Might take you up on that.

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01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 13: I it's a bit early in the morning, though, you

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01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:14,960
Speaker 13: could make it nine o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, yeah, fair enough. When you're and now, Irene,

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Speaker 4: before we go, Before we go, I'll ask you to

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Speaker 4: do one small favor. A lot of people listening right

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01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 4: now and sometimes in the busyness of all of our lives,

1474
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,360
Speaker 4: we forget the really really important things. And with your

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01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 4: wisdom that you've earned over one hundred years, what can

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01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 4: you say to everyone listening right now to remind us

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01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 4: of the actually really important simple things in life. What

1478
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:42,799
Speaker 4: makes a difference.

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01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,640
Speaker 13: You work through your bed times and you make the

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01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 13: most of your good times. That's living.

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Speaker 4: Love that, Irene. I love that all right, Irene. Happy birthday.

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01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 4: Thank you for me today's of the show. We wish

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01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 4: you all the best today and on your birthday and

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01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 4: all your one hundred years as well. I think you've

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01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 4: reminded all of us to as you grow older, to

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01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 4: some way as well grow younger as well. You've got

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Speaker 4: this lovely way about it right track. That's a pleasure.

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01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,600
Speaker 4: Thank you, Irene. It's been a genuine joy to be

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01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,639
Speaker 4: part small part of your birthday today.

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01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 13: Thank you. Good to bring lovely all right.

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01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 4: See Lada, Irene, Happy birthday.

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01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,240
Speaker 13: Thank you. Bye bye.

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01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,160
Speaker 4: You want to say goodbye to Irene, you want to

1494
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 4: say goodbye, it's not goodbye. To see you soon.

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