Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Hosted by a couple of mitches, bless yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: In high school. I thought compulsory. I meant you had
Speaker 3: a choice. So my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on
Speaker 3: Mitch Mather's compulsory. I went fantastic of drama is and
Speaker 3: Mitchell coos.
Speaker 4: Hollo you illo you what's happening? I'm fantastic. Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've been very flat lately, like I've been
Speaker 3: down in the dumps.
Speaker 4: For what it's worth. It's not been obvious, has it not?
Speaker 5: N Oh, that's even last week you were like, I'm
Speaker 5: so sorry I was so flat during PIGWEK and I
Speaker 5: was like, I don't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 5: Am I a bad friend for not noticing?
Speaker 3: Not a bad friend? Will you know this stuff going
Speaker 3: on back end?
Speaker 4: But you're just a quality broadcaster. And that's on.
Speaker 3: I'm here and I'm ready. I'm in a good mood
Speaker 3: because we have a big guest today.
Speaker 4: I'm really excited.
Speaker 5: We've got to Tim Abbott coming in today, also known
Speaker 5: as worthless Twink on Instagram. Any trash bags listening? Obviously,
Speaker 5: you know darling. Tim so your replacement.
Speaker 3: They replaced you with him when you left trash Alley
Speaker 3: after that sex scandal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the sex scandal.
Speaker 3: You just agreed so blindly. I love it.
Speaker 5: You didn't leave because Noah, after I left, he got
Speaker 5: the co host kids. Yes, And there was only like
Speaker 5: maybe four episodes that we did together in total. There
Speaker 5: was a little bit of overlap. He was a guest
Speaker 5: and I filled in and stuff, and I really enjoyed them.
Speaker 5: So I'm glad he's coming in today. I'm looking forward
Speaker 5: to having timberly.
Speaker 3: Hear me too. He's so funny. Started out as a
Speaker 3: meme page in the heart of the Pandemic. Like his
Speaker 3: page he had personal like we know Tim is Tim.
Speaker 3: We followed Tim Abbott and then we also followed his
Speaker 3: meme page. I remember following it when it had like
Speaker 3: a thousand followers worth a twin. Yeah, yeah, because we've
Speaker 3: been friends for a while. I'll tell him all about this.
Speaker 3: But he messaged me like, starting a side project, please
Speaker 3: support it really, yeah, And I and I did. And
Speaker 3: then now he's huge. He's huge, and he's so funny.
Speaker 3: So he's such like a genuinely lovely person. So he'll
Speaker 3: be a great.
Speaker 4: Guest price keeper, Jane. My third wheel is the course
Speaker 4: on board.
Speaker 3: Hi Jenna, Hello, I'm here. Great to have you here,
Speaker 3: great to be. You're in a turtle. I'm in a turtle.
Speaker 4: Man. I know I noticed.
Speaker 6: Snatching turtle watching turtle.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'd be a snapping turtle. I'd be I'd be
Speaker 3: a sea turtle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: Would you agree with that? Snapping turtles.
Speaker 5: I've never really thought about it from a turtle perspective,
Speaker 5: and you remind me of no.
Speaker 6: Well, from a turtle point of view, I'd be a snapper.
Speaker 3: You'd be a snapper, and i'd be the one from Nemo,
Speaker 3: the really obnoxious like little baby squid squad what was
Speaker 3: his name, squirt? The one? Hey, no, not me. I'm
Speaker 3: not a stoner. I'm the little kid, the high energy kids.
Speaker 3: I mean, what animated turtle would you be? I feel
Speaker 3: like there's a lot to choose from.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is here one a little mermaid.
Speaker 6: Astian he's a crab, the crab.
Speaker 3: You'd be the Jamaican crab.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of the animated turtle. What's its
Speaker 5: fucking There is an animated turtle there's another one.
Speaker 3: There is another one. Was just gonna have a conniption. Wait,
Speaker 3: just google famous animated turtle Franklin. Franklin. Franklin is so
Speaker 3: they there My love Franklin is queer and I support them.
Speaker 3: They are so adorable. You're Franklin, You're Franklin, You're Franklin.
Speaker 3: I'm squirto Franklin.
Speaker 4: There's a picture of him playing soccer that's not very
Speaker 4: main because.
Speaker 3: He's trying to blend in his masking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you reckon, Franklin's a fact.
Speaker 3: Also, we're misgendering Franklin with the pronouns that I just
Speaker 3: gave him.
Speaker 4: Oh, do you think Franklin's non binary?
Speaker 3: I think so. I think all animated characters really are,
Speaker 3: unless it's unless there's a dick in there. Drawn on?
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm sure.
Speaker 4: They refer to Franklin as he him really like Kirby, you.
Speaker 3: Know, Kirby, that little ball of gum that you playing
Speaker 3: Super Smash Bros. Kirby is neither here nor there.
Speaker 5: But we never see Postman Pat's cock, and we can
Speaker 5: just assume that he's a dude.
Speaker 3: Who works for oz Po. Come on, he's noodle. I
Speaker 3: think I I'd like.
Speaker 4: To horny little child just thinking of the Dix says
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I've spoken about it on the show. One of the
Speaker 3: fuck Danny phantoms so hard.
Speaker 6: Thomas the.
Speaker 4: Bestiality best Reality. It's a fucking track.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It looks like objector philea or whatever that is.
Speaker 5: Oh, anyway, let me just say, for those wanting a
Speaker 5: Ladybug update, Oh yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, this.
Speaker 4: Is the last week's episode that's on the way. I'll
Speaker 4: let you know.
Speaker 3: Fantastic the latest with Okay, well, let's let's just jump
Speaker 3: in because I want that update. My agem is truly shocking.
Speaker 3: It's something that I've noticed this week. Now we're in
Speaker 3: the colder month. But that's how we start the show
Speaker 3: every week, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: We call them gems. Is it just me? They're the
Speaker 3: core of the show. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 3: know Mitch's.
Speaker 4: He's going to bring one to I assume, yeah, we'll get.
Speaker 3: Tim to bring one yet worthless twink he's coming up.
Speaker 3: Plus we'll hear from you, and is it just you
Speaker 3: of your own on the show? Shall I begin?
Speaker 4: I'll jump in up to you joint the Ladybug storry
Speaker 4: now ur later.
Speaker 3: Now hit me with Ladybug. Yeah, yeah, I want to know.
Speaker 3: I'm dying to know. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Have I been fucking stitched up? Or what?
Speaker 3: Oh? No? Is it that bad? Oh my god? What
Speaker 3: do you mean? It can't be scam it?
Speaker 5: Okay, I need an update context just in case people
Speaker 5: weren't listening last week. I've decided to embark on a
Speaker 5: dog walking era because I want to get more steps
Speaker 5: in my day. B I get to spend time with dogs.
Speaker 5: I love dogs, and see I get to help someone out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: lighten the load. So tick tick tick. I put a
Speaker 5: listing on some dog walkers website. I went a couple
Speaker 5: of months no bites, and then I got my first
Speaker 5: customer inquiry last week.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: And where we left off last week.
Speaker 5: Was that I was going to do my first meet
Speaker 5: and greet with Ladybug to make sure I'm a good
Speaker 5: fit before they give me the dog walking gig.
Speaker 3: And Ladybug is a black and white French bulldog.
Speaker 5: I got that wrong. Actually it's not a French bulldog,
Speaker 5: but similar enough. Okay, it's actually a Stafford Sheer Terrier.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, close, yeah much NICs a little black dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a very cute, lovely looking dog, but also packs
Speaker 4: a punch.
Speaker 3: A kind of dog that your mum would be scared
Speaker 3: of probably, yeah, okay, but she.
Speaker 4: Was absolutely adorable. I went along to this meet and.
Speaker 3: Grown You've met, You've met Lady Bug.
Speaker 4: I told you that was happening.
Speaker 3: I know, but I just didn't think you'd actually do it.
Speaker 5: Of course I would do it. I was so excited.
Speaker 5: I was really really looking forward to this. I was like,
Speaker 5: I want this gig.
Speaker 4: I just know that Ladybug and I are going to
Speaker 4: get along so well, and I was really really excited.
Speaker 4: It just warmed my heart.
Speaker 5: The thought of having a cute little relationship with someone
Speaker 5: else's dogs I can't take on my own.
Speaker 4: And so I went along to the meet and greet.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a gay couple, by the way, God damn it, okay.
Speaker 5: And they were waiting for me out the front. The
Speaker 5: owner little Ladybug on a leash, and I say, hello.
Speaker 4: Sweety, who you got here?
Speaker 5: Ladybug, so excited, responds to that sort of tone of
Speaker 5: voice where I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh no, ken, oh yeah, we're a good girl.
Speaker 5: Jumps up, has her pause on my knees, getting a
Speaker 5: good scratch, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're a beautiful girl, aren't you.
Speaker 5: And then I said, oh, hi, by the way to
Speaker 5: the owner, I've just even this dog all the attention.
Speaker 5: And then the owner pulls out some dog treats from
Speaker 5: his pocket and starts showing off what ladybug can do.
Speaker 5: Fucking sit, stay, roll over all that, and I'm there
Speaker 5: giving it my all, being like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're such a good girl. Good gear, lady back,
Speaker 4: Oh aren't you beautiful?
Speaker 5: And then the owner says to me, why don't you
Speaker 5: try and give her a treat?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: And that's when fucking ladybug turned No way, I could
Speaker 5: have been killed.
Speaker 4: Are you seriously or you seriously? Look look at this finger.
Speaker 4: Ladybug did that a little. It's healed very nice, and
Speaker 4: it was she fucking bit me as soon as I
Speaker 4: had the treats in my hand. He's like and like
Speaker 4: attacked me. Wait, she ground growd barked, bit everything.
Speaker 3: What did the owners do? Did you onn a freak out?
Speaker 5: Well, he was like trying to pull her back on
Speaker 5: the leash, but because she's quite afty, fucking dog that's
Speaker 5: what I mean. She's smaller, but packs of punch. He
Speaker 5: was like pulling the lead, being like, no, come on, Ladybug,
Speaker 5: and I'm just stepping back, going, oh god, what's going on?
Speaker 4: And then he.
Speaker 5: Goes try again, and I was like, do I have
Speaker 5: to so again put the little treat near her mouth?
Speaker 4: I fucking attacked my hand again, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: God, And this isn't how Ladybug reacted when the owner
Speaker 3: gave the treat. No, not at all.
Speaker 4: And so we just kind of thought, okay, let's stop
Speaker 4: trying that now. We won't try that again.
Speaker 5: And then I spent the next half hour walking around
Speaker 5: the block multiple times with the owner and Ladybug.
Speaker 4: She didn't look at me once.
Speaker 5: She only had eyes for the owner every time I
Speaker 5: spoke to her in that fucking voice.
Speaker 3: Hi sweetie, liked you, kid.
Speaker 4: She just didn't even acknowledge me. Oh my god, you failed, apparently.
Speaker 5: Because I didn't even have to flag with him that
Speaker 5: I wasn't going to be available.
Speaker 4: I've been rejected.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's hard.
Speaker 4: I've been knocked back, lady.
Speaker 3: That's really I shouldn't laugh. I'm not laughing at you.
Speaker 4: That's deficit.
Speaker 3: It's the dog.
Speaker 4: The doors didn't choose you.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking in the lead up, what would
Speaker 5: I have to do to fuck up this meet and
Speaker 5: greet with a dog?
Speaker 4: Like if I come and kick it? Sure, I'm like, what.
Speaker 5: Would I have to do to fuck this up? But
Speaker 5: then they rejected me because the dog didn't fucking like me?
Speaker 3: Did they letily It was very.
Speaker 5: Much like, oh, we're just gonna We're not gonna proceed
Speaker 5: this time, but if we ever need a dog worker again,
Speaker 5: we'll let you know.
Speaker 4: Be on this three week stint.
Speaker 5: And so I should have been walking later back this morning,
Speaker 5: but I was rejected.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5: That's it was sad because I was I had imagined
Speaker 5: our future together. I imagine it's walking off into the sunset,
Speaker 5: having a gorgeous time. But then this is why I'm
Speaker 5: pissed off about it. I think the owner fucking stitched
Speaker 5: me up because he said to me, oh, these treats
Speaker 5: in my pocket.
Speaker 4: They're the good treats. Normally, when I'm just.
Speaker 5: Doing day to day dog will I've got the Povo
Speaker 5: schmackos or whatever. But when she's meeting new people as
Speaker 5: an incentive to be extra nice. I get her the
Speaker 5: special treats as an extra award, and I'm like, no wonder.
Speaker 4: She attacked me.
Speaker 5: She thought I was stealing them. She thought that I
Speaker 5: was taking the treats away from her.
Speaker 3: No wonder.
Speaker 4: She fucking wanted blood because the fucking top shelf treats
Speaker 4: and she thought that this random woman was trying to.
Speaker 3: Rob her of her beautiful treat Wow.
Speaker 5: And then he says to me, yeah, no, sorry about that.
Speaker 5: She's normally great with people, but not great with other animals.
Speaker 4: I was like, what are you saying?
Speaker 3: You're a man animal.
Speaker 4: She's just adding insult to injury. I think that if
Speaker 4: it weren't for the fucking luxury treats, I would have
Speaker 4: nailed you all over me, all the treats.
Speaker 3: It's not you, it's the treats. I'm sorry. I know
Speaker 3: how excited you are seriously about getting that.
Speaker 6: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5: I just think that we should be able to euthanize
Speaker 5: other people's you know, surrender her, because quite frankly, our
Speaker 5: streets aren't safe.
Speaker 4: With lady bug out and about you should preciate photos
Speaker 4: of fucking threats.
Speaker 3: Is sheat? What if he is? You don't want to
Speaker 3: piss them off.
Speaker 4: I don't care they didn't give me the gig. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry.
Speaker 4: The fucking tiny black dog tried to moum me to
Speaker 4: death in the street and then they still made you
Speaker 4: walk it.
Speaker 3: That's cruel, sadistic.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was like they were hovering a treat in
Speaker 5: front of me and I couldn't get it.
Speaker 4: They're like, this is the dog you could have been
Speaker 4: walking if you got along. For the next half.
Speaker 5: Hour that it's paraded around being like, no, she doesn't
Speaker 5: like you, doush still doesn't like you.
Speaker 4: No, she still doesn't like you.
Speaker 3: Well, Mitchell, I'm pleased to say I've got an update
Speaker 3: in my dog search. I believe in the next six
Speaker 3: months I'll be getting a dog.
Speaker 4: Can you please, like I say this as a friend?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can you fucking not though.
Speaker 3: Get a dog?
Speaker 5: The last thing you need is another excuse to stay
Speaker 5: at home. That's why you're getting it, isn't it because
Speaker 5: dog owners make it their whole personality.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've got to get home to the dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
Speaker 4: They might have fucking eaten a cushion.
Speaker 3: Now my dog will be very well behaved.
Speaker 4: You say that now, my dog will be behaved.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a little black white one to name
Speaker 3: it lady just to spite.
Speaker 4: You, and I hope it fucking rips everything, all right? Good? Also,
Speaker 4: Ladybug's allergic to grasp fucking pathetically, what kind of.
Speaker 3: It's like an astronaut being allergic to space?
Speaker 4: Is I have to only walk around the path? Well,
Speaker 4: you would have had to.
Speaker 5: But I thought I had the gig because at the
Speaker 5: end of the day, when I was about to go
Speaker 5: home from this meet and greet, they said, right, so, Keeta,
Speaker 5: the house will be in the letterbox. That'll be where
Speaker 5: it is the first time you walk out. But then
Speaker 5: you can just hold onto it for the next three weeks. See,
Speaker 5: you don't have keep putting it back to the letter box.
Speaker 5: I was like, sweet, I got the gig, despite the
Speaker 5: fact you can't stand me, and quite frankly, I can't
Speaker 5: stand her.
Speaker 3: And you didn't get the gig. I'm very sorry. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm a condolence to.
Speaker 4: You to think what could have been.
Speaker 3: Don't think it's over their loss, Their loss, Lady bugs loss,
Speaker 3: Lady bugs lost.
Speaker 4: I know they are dressed now.
Speaker 5: If I happened to drop rat poison, in the wrong backyard.
Speaker 4: Terrible.
Speaker 3: Why do you have raw sausages and razor blades on side?
Speaker 3: That's what people do. They baked them. People baked dogs
Speaker 3: in dog parks. They put razor blades. Neighbors who hate
Speaker 3: their neighbors dogs because their bark, they put raw razor
Speaker 3: blades and raw sausage.
Speaker 4: It's true. Okay, I take back my joke, because that's awful.
Speaker 3: That's Brittany Harkiley, my friend and my radio co host,
Speaker 3: the Bonda Dog Park that she walks her beautiful dog,
Speaker 3: Delilah in gets there's there's rat poison in the Bake
Speaker 3: them into cookies and put them into dog trees and
Speaker 3: then dogs eat them and then they die at home.
Speaker 3: Because these neighbors are just awful.
Speaker 4: Papers maybe actually taking Lady Buck to Bonder.
Speaker 3: Mitchell Okay, Tim Abbott's gonna be here. We have to
Speaker 3: move on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, is.
Speaker 3: It just me? Did we all just stop getting croup?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Kroup cough?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 3: Did you never get group cough?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you explain what it is.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got an audio grab of what kroup cough
Speaker 3: sounds like. Because growing up, oh, croup was the plague.
Speaker 3: Mum would free count the kids have croup.
Speaker 4: Croup is an upper airway infection that blocks breathing and
Speaker 4: has a distinctive barking cough.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, no, this is croup. I found it online.
Speaker 3: That's a group cough.
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a hanky, like an old man blowing his
Speaker 3: nose into a hanky. I had croup a dozen times
Speaker 3: growing up. It is that cough that rumbles in your chest,
Speaker 3: you know, when you breathe out and it goes. Oh
Speaker 3: that kind of cough as croup.
Speaker 4: But aunded like you doing coughing fit chicken on this
Speaker 4: podcast coffee. Yeah, sure you don't still have it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have krop coff because that's I've noticed
Speaker 3: not getting it. I've actually like, I forget croup cough.
Speaker 3: But maybe it's a thing that only my fani spoke.
Speaker 3: I remember.
Speaker 6: But my mum had a kid's health book and like
Speaker 6: the first page was croop cough.
Speaker 4: You were raised before Google, so I guess, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a good call.
Speaker 3: It was actually inscribed onto a concrete tablet. Yes, so, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you've never had croup.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe I did, I just didn't call
Speaker 5: it that. I've got no idea. It rings not one
Speaker 5: bell for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I had a deep, chesty cough croup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it didn't sound like a hanky.
Speaker 3: What what does it sound like? Describe it?
Speaker 4: Just like a normal iPad kid cough.
Speaker 3: No, that's not it. This is a deep rumbling cough.
Speaker 4: Do an impression?
Speaker 8: Okay, why is your tongue out? Why is your tongue out?
Speaker 3: I'm hiccupping. Oh my god, something's going wrong with me.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: You do the wet ones all the time. That's your
Speaker 4: normal cop.
Speaker 3: Oh so this isn't a real disease. Mum made this
Speaker 3: probably because I was an ill kid.
Speaker 4: I must have thought you were sick all the time.
Speaker 4: But that was it's your car you're listening to. Is
Speaker 4: it just me?
Speaker 3: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 9: Hit up at a couple of Mitchell's on Instagram to
Speaker 9: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 3: All right, shall we do an? Is it just you Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that time, your.
Speaker 3: Chance to have an Is it just me? Of your own? Inem?
Speaker 3: Of your own? But this is this is your own.
Speaker 3: You can send us a DM on a couple of
Speaker 3: mitches and we'll get you on. You can also Texas Mitchell.
Speaker 5: On one two seven one two o nine two you can.
Speaker 3: Tim is here early Worthless, Twink is here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's rocked up early, get him on.
Speaker 3: Hi. Great to have you here.
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Are you Okay? If we just I mean we'll meet
Speaker 3: you after and we can chat, but we'll just quickly
Speaker 3: get on a call.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's jump on.
Speaker 3: Okay. We've got Catherine today joining us from North Sydney. Hello, Catherine,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. Hello, Hello him God.
Speaker 4: That you're familiar with Timberly over here when you have
Speaker 4: a trash bag as well? By any chance, I definitely am, Yeah, Timine,
Speaker 4: Catherine loves.
Speaker 1: Me very sad, very sad, very sad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you've got You've got your dream team here today.
Speaker 1: Can we just kicks permanent and then we're.
Speaker 4: Good potentially as well as Miley once said.
Speaker 3: Did you have a favorite out of the two out
Speaker 3: of trash Alley or is it just me?
Speaker 1: Oh well maybe the one that's still going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I agree. Okay, Catherine, hit us
Speaker 3: with your is it just me Bradley? Account you in
Speaker 3: then go for it? Okay, fantastic, Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have people lost the ability to say excuse.
Speaker 3: Me, oh do you mean after a sneeze? Are you talking?
Speaker 3: Just in general manners?
Speaker 1: Just in general like living in Sydney, catching the trains,
Speaker 1: the three feed to train seeds. If I'm sitting on
Speaker 1: the outside, don't just stand there and stare at me
Speaker 1: asking me to like, not asking me to move, Just
Speaker 1: say excuse me.
Speaker 4: Or sorry, excuse me? Can I go? Sorry? I don't
Speaker 4: mind me? Is that fine? I usually say that because
Speaker 4: I feel like, excuse me, I sound really rude. I'm like,
Speaker 4: excuse me.
Speaker 3: That sends is down my spine. Excuse me? He is fine? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anything, just some words, like even in the supermarket when
Speaker 1: you're looking at the aisle, don't just barge pass trying
Speaker 1: to fit through. Just say excuse me, so sorry or anything,
Speaker 1: just totally agree.
Speaker 3: Where do you live? Where do you live? Catherine?
Speaker 1: Though I live in Wrunga. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: because of lockdown. Everyone's just forgotten that thing that we
Speaker 1: used to do.
Speaker 7: Over theory. I think it could be because everyone's got
Speaker 7: headphones in now, and also when you speak, when you
Speaker 7: got heaphones on your yells, you might be like, excuse me,
Speaker 7: you're not in the world.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jimmy, If I go for a walk
Speaker 3: with headphones on, I can't do anything. It freaks me out.
Speaker 3: Like I'll go to the stop, like the traffic light,
Speaker 3: and I gotta pause my music. Take them out. Transparency
Speaker 3: modes on them as a truck coming freaks me.
Speaker 7: So nothing's more frustrating. And someone speaking to you when
Speaker 7: you got headphones in and you pull it out and
Speaker 7: they go, excuse me anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, how fucking bad do I have music when
Speaker 5: I don't realize that they have been saying excuse me
Speaker 5: to me for the last five minutes and I'm sitting
Speaker 5: there listening to my own podcasts.
Speaker 4: Obviously, of course.
Speaker 3: I miss wired headphones because you know, when you pull
Speaker 3: them out, then you like wrap arounde net like you
Speaker 3: wet tow and then that was so easy to do.
Speaker 3: But with air pods, like drop it. It's like a crumb.
Speaker 3: It falls down my tits and it's in my sleeve.
Speaker 3: I hate them so much.
Speaker 1: People with long hairs, people don't notice that you've got
Speaker 1: your AirPods in.
Speaker 5: Actually, people think I'm just fucking talking to myself when
Speaker 5: I'm on the phone with the AirPods.
Speaker 4: I'm just walking through the park like, yeah, how are
Speaker 4: you how good? And people I'm mental or.
Speaker 3: You're just laughing at our show and they're like, sh
Speaker 3: he's left the asylum for the day walking through the park.
Speaker 7: But also they do come in handy though, if you
Speaker 7: don't want to talk to people, Like I just got
Speaker 7: a flight and I had my headphones in from getting
Speaker 7: on the you know, the ramp straight into sitting because
Speaker 7: I set up a conversation with a person next me.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But also I ripped those fucking headphones out so quick.
Speaker 5: When they come down the aisle with the trolley with
Speaker 5: the bloody tea and coffee, I'm like, I'm not them
Speaker 5: going oh I'm not going to deserve them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I will take them out when they're doing the
Speaker 7: safety briefing because I want to be polite.
Speaker 3: So oh my god, yes, attention. They asked me the
Speaker 3: other day when I was on an exit road to
Speaker 3: take them out. They had transparency mode and I was
Speaker 3: listening to what she was saying, but she asked me
Speaker 3: to take them out.
Speaker 7: You were amplifying what she was saying into.
Speaker 3: Your If anything, it was the only way I was
Speaker 3: going to ever listen to it is if I had
Speaker 3: them in so I zoned out when.
Speaker 4: I don't know how polite I am not.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it already.
Speaker 5: Not only do I say excuse me, because I'm just
Speaker 5: that fucking nice Catherine, but also I had a flight
Speaker 5: the other day and the safety demonstration thing, the chick
Speaker 5: was right next to me, and so I thought, I'm
Speaker 5: going to be here with her props because you know
Speaker 5: how at one point they point to the emergency evacuation
Speaker 5: came right there. She was like, she's going to reach
Speaker 5: into my pouch. I'm going to have it, and I
Speaker 5: had it handy, just handed it to her.
Speaker 4: Kind of looked at me like thank you, Oh babe,
Speaker 4: I got your back.
Speaker 3: That's really sweet. I pay so much attention to those things,
Speaker 3: so fucking predictable. I know exactly where the whistle is,
Speaker 3: the lighting.
Speaker 7: Ten thousand times. Yeah, but I know that Jenning up
Speaker 7: the front is giving her all right now, and I'm
Speaker 7: not along.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, I pretend I'm shocked. Is that we're the
Speaker 3: inflatable raft yet.
Speaker 6: And then when they're pointing, I'm like, exit.
Speaker 5: Right, you crank your neck to you now that I
Speaker 5: think of it, Catherine, I've not experienced the excuse me thing,
Speaker 5: except on a flight recently. I just remembered like they
Speaker 5: just kind of stare you if you're in the aisle
Speaker 5: seat in there the window, they just kind of stare
Speaker 5: at you, like get up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had that recently. So I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just I actually do put my air poisy
Speaker 1: in and pretend that I'm not noticing them there because
Speaker 1: I've got my air poison sometimes with me and then
Speaker 1: I all of a sudden you can hear.
Speaker 3: Catherine. I've got a theory that do you have resting
Speaker 3: bitch face? No, I'm not trying to be okay, I
Speaker 3: don't think so, now do you have it? Do you
Speaker 3: have a public Instagram?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 1: It's Catherine k A T H E R I N E.
Speaker 1: Joy and Joy has three os.
Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, Catherine, do Catherine Joy? Okay, that's and it's
Speaker 3: public so we can be the judge because I don't
Speaker 3: want to be rude, but I'm thinking it could be
Speaker 3: the way you're Maybe it's in the eyes, Catherine.
Speaker 4: So maybe maybe Oh my god, Catherine, if your last
Speaker 4: name queith.
Speaker 1: Uh sort of married recently and I made the decision
Speaker 1: to change from Joey to Quay.
Speaker 3: I love that wonder people.
Speaker 7: It's like a chase.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Oh, I regret everything. You've got
Speaker 3: soft eyes. Look at mister.
Speaker 7: Beautiful bride beautiful, very beautiful and is a baby queen.
Speaker 1: Oh my nieces and.
Speaker 4: Nephews are they us?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They are que very sweet.
Speaker 3: You're beautiful right.
Speaker 7: You live a great life, Catherine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so jealous.
Speaker 7: Very well traveling.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for coming on.
Speaker 1: It's all Instagram, that's reality.
Speaker 7: You look beautiful.
Speaker 3: Hey, send general a d M will get you a prize. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll send it out.
Speaker 1: Of course. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Thanks miss quick cast darling idiot and trash back.
Speaker 3: What a cutie.
Speaker 7: She was absolutely gorgeous and with a cause as well.
Speaker 7: Bring back manners, Yes, yeah, I agree you bring back manners. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I agree with that. That was a really good one. That's
Speaker 7: a really good one.
Speaker 4: Now sorry to bloody ignore you altogether.
Speaker 5: There, let's do a form of hello tim Oh my god,
Speaker 5: Timberly is here.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 7: I'm very good at sitting quiet, are you No?
Speaker 3: Don't believe it at all? So good to be here.
Speaker 7: Guys. Now you're like the Holy Trinity of Gay has
Speaker 7: you know. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, I see.
Speaker 3: It's just like when there's a world war and all
Speaker 3: the leaders meet up in Paris and they all discussed
Speaker 3: the plan.
Speaker 7: This is exactly that. Yeah, yeah, but gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 5: One thing I wanted to bring up with you is
Speaker 5: that my jaw dropped when I saw that video from
Speaker 5: trash Alley where you were talking about the fact that
Speaker 5: your father used to be the voice of Big Brother.
Speaker 7: Correct. Yeah, yeah, for the first three seasons of the
Speaker 7: Australian Big Brother.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's like, do you not know that? I didn't
Speaker 4: know that before watching the video.
Speaker 7: He was also the executive producer, so there was more
Speaker 7: to it, Yeah, just voice over work. But yeah, I
Speaker 7: spent a lot of my childhood up on the Gold
Speaker 7: Coast each weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can just hear it, can't you, Tims.
Speaker 3: Your voice is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Can you give it the repeat after me?
Speaker 7: This is Big Brother, this is Big Brother.
Speaker 3: That's free actually really similar.
Speaker 7: Amazing, Yeah, oh thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But it was also like, when you're a child, you
Speaker 7: don't have any other like, you don't compare your childhood
Speaker 7: to anyone else's.
Speaker 4: When you were young running around the Big Brother.
Speaker 7: Like seven six or seven like he young, young, young.
Speaker 4: I would have been running around dream World, right.
Speaker 7: No, we were, we were, and we got yeah, full
Speaker 7: access to dream World. And but it was you don't know,
Speaker 7: it's unique, Like you don't know it's special because it's
Speaker 7: just like it just is. You don't know any different.
Speaker 3: Were you were sure to have the EP during the
Speaker 3: infamous Turkey slap incident.
Speaker 7: WHOA, I don't believe. I think that was season four. Okay,
Speaker 7: I think that was season four, So no, he he would.
Speaker 5: Have been there in like the OG days, the Reggie's,
Speaker 5: the Christy.
Speaker 7: Swan, Sarah Marie, so yeah, it was all of that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: so Reggie was the final season Reggie and Christy Swan great, Yeah, phenomenal.
Speaker 5: In my mind, they're the first season. What the fuck
Speaker 5: happened before Reggie and Crizzy s one?
Speaker 3: There was right later?
Speaker 7: He was season four. So no, first season was a
Speaker 7: guy called Ben and then another guy called Peter. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do not remember those at all.
Speaker 3: No, No, they don't have radio shows, that's why.
Speaker 7: But it has it has spawned some excellent careers in
Speaker 7: the media space. In Australia absolutely two of the biggest
Speaker 7: radio presenters in the country.
Speaker 3: So would your dad would is his voice similar to
Speaker 3: the Big Brother vo voice or would he really put
Speaker 3: it on?
Speaker 7: No, his voice is probably similar to mine, but it
Speaker 7: would drop. It's a very calm like this. Wow, did
Speaker 7: he like yell at you no tim to your room now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, he was never young.
Speaker 7: He was very he's very calm operator. Yeah. Yeah, so no,
Speaker 7: they didn't come home with him.
Speaker 5: So if you had all this behind the scenes access,
Speaker 5: can you answer this question? Why the fuck was Big
Speaker 5: Brother's voice sometimes a female? If you so off footing
Speaker 5: when it was like this is Big Brother, it's like
Speaker 5: say Big sister or Big siblings.
Speaker 7: Never during his seasons, so he was on call like
Speaker 7: a doctor, so he would like no sorry, So like
Speaker 7: he would do. He would be up there for like
Speaker 7: four ish months of the year, but then he would
Speaker 7: do his normal office hours. But if there was ever
Speaker 7: like a TV worthy emergency, he would be called and
Speaker 7: he would wake up and go into the.
Speaker 4: Diagram without a picking it ignoledge it and I'm not
Speaker 4: quefing in the corner over.
Speaker 3: Here, Catherine is still on the line. Sorry, that's my fault.
Speaker 7: So if if there was non TV word like oh
Speaker 7: can we get some more biggies please, like, it would
Speaker 7: just be overnight producer whatever. That's fine. But if it
Speaker 7: was I'm thinking about leaving the house or someone has
Speaker 7: been you know, assaulted Turkey's labs, he would be called
Speaker 7: up and he would be pulled in. So wow, Yeah,
Speaker 7: it was exhausting, and I think, like any big production,
Speaker 7: I think he did three and was just like, I
Speaker 7: can't do this anymore.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, what's he doing now?
Speaker 7: Is he still pre No? No, no, he stopped working
Speaker 7: twenty sixteen, so he's been Yeah.
Speaker 3: So tell me the trajectory of worthless Twink, because if
Speaker 3: you don't know Tim, Tim runs your Instagram is worthless Twink.
Speaker 3: It originated as like a quid meme page.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and memes throughout Lockdown's it's kind of taken
Speaker 7: on this weird pseudo around longer than Lockdown. Yeah, it
Speaker 7: was no twenty twenty was yeah, yeah, it was og
Speaker 7: and then yeah now it's like again, when trash ally
Speaker 7: came around, it became a bit more me centric and
Speaker 7: now it's a bit more travel centric. It's it's kind
Speaker 7: of lost its way.
Speaker 3: Now it is what it needs to be in that time.
Speaker 7: Well, it's growing alongside me.
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, it's your Instagram.
Speaker 5: If you want to post yourself on there, sure, if
Speaker 5: you want to post a meme, post a fucking meme.
Speaker 7: Like you can't predict this sort of stuff, Like there's
Speaker 7: no way again, had I predicted all of this, there's
Speaker 7: no way I would have chosen a handle like worthless twinks.
Speaker 3: So because you are a twink and I just want
Speaker 3: to say on behalf of us. You're not worth, you
Speaker 3: have worse, you are worthy.
Speaker 7: It's funny where people like message me and take it
Speaker 7: very literally and I'm like, guys, like, it's not that deep.
Speaker 7: It a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I've known you since pre worthless twink days.
Speaker 7: Pre worthlessweet. You know if it's like twenty fourteen baby yeah,
Speaker 7: baby gays, baby gays, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think I actually do you remember these I wasn't
Speaker 3: out no and you were really nice to me and
Speaker 3: you sent me really really kind messages. Things have changed
Speaker 3: since and I didn't even have my blue tick and
Speaker 3: you were still nice to So that's that you're a real,
Speaker 3: real good person.
Speaker 7: I think, I think I think that's general. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: being serious.
Speaker 3: You were so kind and you helped me.
Speaker 7: Oh lovely, lovely. I'm so glad because, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think it's coming out helped me coming out. I think
Speaker 3: I had questions. I think I didn't understand where the
Speaker 3: penis went with a man, it was very.
Speaker 7: Com I think it was just general support, like it
Speaker 7: was just we had our mutual friends and then yeah,
Speaker 7: I think we just found each other online and then
Speaker 7: we're just kind of mutually supporting one another.
Speaker 3: Similar sense of humor as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, we've no
Speaker 7: e to other for many, many years. And then Mitch
Speaker 7: and I yeah, probably two years, three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I probably met in like twenty twenty one year
Speaker 5: when the events started to come back lockdown.
Speaker 7: Post down, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The account now is like there's been some incredible opportunities
Speaker 7: with the Sydney Swans come through and some other partnerships.
Speaker 7: So it's like it's becoming a bit more personality based now,
Speaker 7: which is which is great, but you will lose some
Speaker 7: people in that transition because they go, I didn't sign
Speaker 7: up for this.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed you've lost some Yeah, it's always.
Speaker 7: Like it can be a bit of a knee joke
Speaker 7: because people are like, oh, I wasn't expecting this, so
Speaker 7: youah gogeous.
Speaker 4: So people are stick around speaking of the Swans.
Speaker 5: By the way, can I ask, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: thinking it might be time for my AFL era. What's
Speaker 5: the vibe like, because I just feel like it'd be
Speaker 5: nice camaraderie being at an AFL.
Speaker 3: You know, the Swan's are the top tier. You're not
Speaker 3: going to get into the Swans.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to play for them.
Speaker 3: I just want to go just sounded like no camaraderie.
Speaker 3: It did sound like you wanted to be in the
Speaker 3: professional team, the Swan.
Speaker 4: If they'll have me like that, I think that might
Speaker 4: I would be an asset.
Speaker 5: But I'm just talking about going to a game, getting
Speaker 5: a fucking meat pie, getting amongst the scarf on that energy.
Speaker 7: The timing's come perfectly because next Thursday, June eighth is
Speaker 7: the Pride Match at the SCG and I've been doing
Speaker 7: this for a number of years now with Sint Kilda
Speaker 7: and they it's just a year of them kind of
Speaker 7: just signaling that everyone's the footy and that's their less slogan.
Speaker 5: I have been to one of the prime matches before.
Speaker 5: That's the only AFL game. You got the socks, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I did, got the rainbow socks, and I was a
Speaker 5: little bit surprised. I thought there'd be more of a
Speaker 5: song and dance about the fact it was the Pride match.
Speaker 5: I thought there'd be a halftime show. I thought there'd
Speaker 5: be a little mini Marti grub. But also it said
Speaker 5: a lot that they didn't make too much of a us.
Speaker 5: They were just like, yeah, we're wearing rainbows and it's
Speaker 5: not a big deal. It was just an ordinary game
Speaker 5: with fucking rainbows.
Speaker 7: I think that's the thing in terms of they're like,
Speaker 7: it is still just the footy and it's one of
Speaker 7: their values of the club that they want to promote.
Speaker 7: And there's forty thousand people there. Most of them, you know,
Speaker 7: probably aren't queer or gay, so it's great that they
Speaker 7: do stand up and do that. But it's a very
Speaker 7: easy sport to follow. If you haven't been to the AFL,
Speaker 7: It's the rules are very simple. If you don't, you know,
Speaker 7: pick it up quickly.
Speaker 4: It's not a very theatrical with the lifts in the air.
Speaker 7: And the love the jumps, the shorts cap and also
Speaker 7: the umpires with the flags when you get a goal, they.
Speaker 3: Kind of yeah up about that. It's real dress up,
Speaker 3: really performative. I'm an NRL boy and I've been to
Speaker 3: NRL games many times. NRL does not support the queer community.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Quite enjoy going to an NFL game, even I'm not
Speaker 5: a huge supporter. But after that whole hoho ha with
Speaker 5: the manly Theagles having a rainbow.
Speaker 4: Jersey, I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: The Afel do this every year and it's no big deal,
Speaker 5: but NFL like, oh nah, no, I'm not doing that
Speaker 5: gay shit.
Speaker 7: The Afel do it every year. The Pride flag is
Speaker 7: up at the SAG all year round, the Pride merger
Speaker 7: is available all year round. And I took my friend Sean,
Speaker 7: not boyfriend Sean, but my friend Shawn last week to
Speaker 7: his first ever game. He picked up super quickly, and
Speaker 7: also he's been his full self there. He's squealing, he's wailing,
Speaker 7: he's you know, snapping his fingers, he's slut dropping. Like
Speaker 7: it's very very safe and very accepting, like it's it's
Speaker 7: come as you are. It's great, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Am I laud in your box?
Speaker 7: I think you could come in my box and I've.
Speaker 3: Always wanted to. At the end of the Chat Now episode,
Speaker 3: you can come in my.
Speaker 4: Box, assuming that because you're some you're like some sort
Speaker 4: of ambassador.
Speaker 7: Ambassador of you get we can get a box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we get a box?
Speaker 4: We get a box.
Speaker 3: Looking at all of it, Jenna Kin dumb as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah you're footy girl. Yeah, I know you are. Now, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: we'll get I want to go into your box. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: You're more than welcome. It's an incredibly welcoming, comfortable environment
Speaker 7: and it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Also, men in short shorts.
Speaker 7: They're also gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous? Is the AFL you might notice him? Is that
Speaker 3: are the players in the AFL openly queer? Are there many?
Speaker 7: Interesting? So? The CEO of AFL recently came out to
Speaker 7: say that there are gay players. I saw this didn't
Speaker 7: identify which teams they are in, but he said that
Speaker 7: none of them want to be the first. The marketing
Speaker 7: brain in me goes, don't you want to be You're
Speaker 7: going to be fucking hired forever.
Speaker 3: Get that bag, come out, You'll be in Stellar mag
Speaker 3: get the brand deals.
Speaker 5: So many people that aren't current players that come out
Speaker 5: after the fact, right, But I don't know why that
Speaker 5: doesn't come out while they're still playing.
Speaker 7: I think they The argument that I've heard against this
Speaker 7: is they don't want to take away from the fact
Speaker 7: that they are a professional athlete and they're playing in
Speaker 7: a professional league. They don't want it to become about
Speaker 7: their sexuality, which I kind of understand in terms of, like,
Speaker 7: they don't want to be known for being the gayfel player.
Speaker 7: They want to be known as, you know, either the
Speaker 7: best person on the team or the captain of their team. Maybe,
Speaker 7: but if they're.
Speaker 4: Neither of those things but the gay one. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: you know, you're right.
Speaker 3: I actually don't think the problem mary is with the
Speaker 3: player or the community. That is with the media. Because
Speaker 3: the media, they won't vilify this person, but they will.
Speaker 3: You can just see the social media titles xxx comes out,
Speaker 3: gay Pride for Rainbow Flag. They will make such a
Speaker 3: scene out of this player coming out. I get why
Speaker 3: they'd be hesitant.
Speaker 1: To do it.
Speaker 7: If they are gay and it's not a huge part
Speaker 7: of their identity or personality, then they might want to
Speaker 7: keep that to their private life. And that's very fair.
Speaker 7: Like we don't ask any other AFL to be explicit
Speaker 7: about who they're sleeping with.
Speaker 3: So I get it.
Speaker 7: Although it would be excellent and so great for queer
Speaker 7: representation in sport, I respect the decision. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: Amen's you know, got a nauseating the annoying podcast.
Speaker 7: That's all of us in this room.
Speaker 3: That my point, that's my point. That's us.
Speaker 7: I know, I know, I know, I know. Yeah. So yeah, anyway,
Speaker 7: I'd like to see you all their next Thursday.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean anything I've got on old click my
Speaker 4: schedule for your box. It's fine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Thursday night seven.
Speaker 3: You're a you're in a new relationship Newish yeah, seven
Speaker 3: seven months yeah, Newish, Yeah, new Wish.
Speaker 7: We met the week before my birthday in October last year,
Speaker 7: and yeah, things going really really well. It started very strong,
Speaker 7: like in terms of like not that it's not strong now,
Speaker 7: but it started like very like, okay, we're on, like yeah,
Speaker 7: second date. It was like, we're not fucking around it.
Speaker 4: It's been a little bits being in that way a
Speaker 4: little bit. You shack up instantly.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 7: The last the relationship before that was like eighteen months
Speaker 7: and it was still like, so we're going to meet
Speaker 7: each other's friends. Soon I was like, oh I hate that. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I like that. Yeah and so yeah, so new relationship
Speaker 7: going really well. He's a country boy, similar to you.
Speaker 4: Hey, bream, happened the bush man?
Speaker 3: Oh? Have you guys been to the bush? We've been
Speaker 3: to the bush.
Speaker 7: He's from the new South Wales Queensland border called inverl
Speaker 7: He's lovely, very kind, very country mentality.
Speaker 4: Is he also a non drinker like you?
Speaker 7: He's no, he's the opposite, like he does like a drink.
Speaker 7: And that's fine, that's fine. I don't think I have
Speaker 7: to date a non drinker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7: I think it's only becomes an issue when it's a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I have no issue with being around.
Speaker 3: Alcoholic Can I say? This is what I wanted to
Speaker 3: talk to you about next? Is that I also now
Speaker 3: a non drinker? You're kidding? Now, I haven't had ten months,
Speaker 3: you're joking, I haven't had a drink?
Speaker 7: Excellent. I think I did see this, But I always
Speaker 7: say the first month is the hardest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but are you put posting something on your story drinker?
Speaker 7: Though? Right?
Speaker 3: No? And the problem with me is that I am
Speaker 3: I'm six foot three, I'm a chunky boy. It took
Speaker 3: so much alcohol to get me drunk, like it would be.
Speaker 3: It's expensive, you know, for me to get drunk and
Speaker 3: then also to stay. I know I should have, I know,
Speaker 3: get the goon sacks, but I'd go out and i'd
Speaker 3: i'd have three drinks, I'd feel it for ten minutes,
Speaker 3: and then the headache could kick into the club.
Speaker 4: So you didn't get the payoff, but you got the
Speaker 4: hangover totally.
Speaker 3: I lay by to hangover. It appeared so early.
Speaker 7: When I used to drink, I used to get pretty
Speaker 7: much instant hangovers as well. But also as our bodies
Speaker 7: are aging, it takes so much longer for us to recover,
Speaker 7: and so I'm like, I don't want to waste three
Speaker 7: days hungover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing to do you posted, And I love
Speaker 3: that you spoke about this, because when you tell someone
Speaker 3: that you're not drinking or you don't drink, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a thing oh such as do you get the oh
Speaker 3: did you have a bad did you have a bad experience?
Speaker 7: And also I do all the time, and I was like,
Speaker 7: if I did, would I.
Speaker 3: Talk to about it with you? Yeah?
Speaker 7: And it's always like my obviously my friends know, my
Speaker 7: good friends know, but it's always people that will hear
Speaker 7: it for the first time.
Speaker 4: They go, oh, I reckon.
Speaker 5: I probably gave you what you might consider the most
Speaker 5: annoying reaction when you first told me, because they were
Speaker 5: we were at an event.
Speaker 4: They were coming around the champagnes. I grabbed another one
Speaker 4: off the little plate and I said, oh, you know
Speaker 4: what one you said I don't drink. And I was like, ah, hambaring.
Speaker 3: I don't think you did.
Speaker 7: I think you went what more for me? And I
Speaker 7: said to you, that's a good I know think you
Speaker 7: did give me. That does get up my goat. Though. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I can go every event that I've been to in
Speaker 7: the last five years, obviously not drinking, but yeah, I
Speaker 7: feel like I can mingle and mix and talk and
Speaker 7: socialize as can.
Speaker 5: And I'll be the first to admit when I fucking
Speaker 5: say things like that, oh god, you're not drinking.
Speaker 4: How boring.
Speaker 5: It was probably at the time coming like it was
Speaker 5: projection oh, because I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 5: could never do that.
Speaker 7: I got that at the TikTok for You fest and
Speaker 7: it was like eleven thirty at the after party and
Speaker 7: I ran into someone who I.
Speaker 4: That's late for you. Eleven thirty.
Speaker 7: Thank you for me, I like a loose acquaintance. And
Speaker 7: they were like, oh it was smart the night You've
Speaker 7: become fun and start drinking again. And I was like,
Speaker 7: I was like gobsmack. Also came from someone who was
Speaker 7: like very dull.
Speaker 3: The iron and the irony.
Speaker 7: I'm glad you've had seven drinks so you can start
Speaker 7: talking now.
Speaker 3: These TikTok events are I find them insufferable. I really do.
Speaker 3: I find a lot of these influencer events insufferable. And
Speaker 3: I really struggle with.
Speaker 7: I was talking about this last night, and obviously you've
Speaker 7: got your classically media trained media personalities, but a lot
Speaker 7: of TIM.
Speaker 3: Was pointing at me, thank you, I just want it's
Speaker 3: an audio medium. Tim actually drew me. It's a beautiful
Speaker 3: drawing of me.
Speaker 7: But a lot of these online personalities spend their whole
Speaker 7: life just with their phone, just in their bedroom and
Speaker 7: don't mix or mingle with other people. And then these
Speaker 7: people could be very popular online, like the huge followings,
Speaker 7: and then you meet them and they can't put two.
Speaker 3: Three works hold the room now. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7: And also like the easiest thing you can do in
Speaker 7: that situation is ask me how I am, because I
Speaker 7: will talk for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: That's very true.
Speaker 7: If you don't know how to talk to people, just
Speaker 7: be like, how's your day? Being right.
Speaker 4: Person, even for the shine off, like you would, you
Speaker 4: would bring out the best in something.
Speaker 7: I would hope so did two fold, but like apparently
Speaker 7: not andally some people some across the board.
Speaker 5: And I've definitely noticed that myself. But I think I'm
Speaker 5: a bit awkward as well. So sometimes I'm like, maybe
Speaker 5: it was mine.
Speaker 3: But you're charming, Mitchell. You're easy to have a conversation with.
Speaker 3: Are you in that love? You know what, maybe we
Speaker 3: need to start dumbing down the terms with these these
Speaker 3: TikTok stars and instead of saying, let's have a conversation,
Speaker 3: you go, why don't we stitch each other? Oh, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna ask how you are?
Speaker 4: Why don't you do it?
Speaker 7: Like, maybe we have to dumb it right down, use
Speaker 7: their language that they can understand. Oh my god, that
Speaker 7: makes so much sense.
Speaker 3: But it's sad. It's sad.
Speaker 7: And I also like a lot of these a lot
Speaker 7: of these creators are very very young, and they will
Speaker 7: never go into the workforce. They won't be working alongside
Speaker 7: other people, and I'm like, fuck, is that going to
Speaker 7: stunt your growth? Like in terms of quest in terms
Speaker 7: of like I'm assuming most of us, have you been
Speaker 7: working alongside people professionally corporately in some shape before we're
Speaker 7: working in a team. Where is it like you could
Speaker 7: come out of school work by yourself, be your own boss,
Speaker 7: which is awesome, props to them, love that, but then
Speaker 7: they do not develop social skills beyond that.
Speaker 4: And now it really is the team environment. I didn't
Speaker 4: realize how collaborative I am.
Speaker 7: You are a team player?
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, God, yeah, yeah, yeah, very much.
Speaker 7: So yeah, yeah, oh I do wonder and I mean
Speaker 7: that could just be like thirty year old pessimism, but yeah, how.
Speaker 3: Do you feel heading into thirty because I'm there in
Speaker 3: three years and that's not a dig. But I am
Speaker 3: thinking about it. My satin's returning, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: how do you feel about it?
Speaker 7: I'm very close to it, so yeah, a couple months
Speaker 7: away now, So I feel fine. I feel like I've
Speaker 7: done my twenties exactly how they should have been. I've
Speaker 7: lived in five cities, I've had three relationships, I've had
Speaker 7: a couple jobs. Like it's a trial period, your twenties,
Speaker 7: you just like do as much as you possibly can
Speaker 7: and like and I feel like I look back and
Speaker 7: I'm like, yeah, I feel like I did it.
Speaker 3: Like that's great.
Speaker 7: Do you know I wouldn't want get to thirty and
Speaker 7: be like, oh, you know, I haven't really gone after
Speaker 7: what I wanted to do, or I haven't really experienced
Speaker 7: the flavors of life. But I'm like, yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 7: If anything, I'm kind of like ready to kind of
Speaker 7: bookend twenties and be like, yeah, no, I feel grown
Speaker 7: into my thirties.
Speaker 4: Which about starting a new podcast, You're going to give
Speaker 4: that another crack.
Speaker 7: In the morning, Well, we could be very close to
Speaker 7: that as well.
Speaker 3: I'll tell more.
Speaker 7: I'm not a gatekeeper, and I'm also just i'll talk
Speaker 7: about it. So I have a new podcast which should
Speaker 7: be coming out soon. So it's called Director of Performing Arts.
Speaker 7: I love it already, of course. And the format is
Speaker 7: I actually invite the guest to bring on their passion
Speaker 7: in the performing arts space. So you could be like
Speaker 7: a major do a Leaper fan, or you could love
Speaker 7: Glee or whatever your thing is in performing arts. Then
Speaker 7: we're gonna unpack it. And then also, how has that
Speaker 7: influenced your creation performance.
Speaker 4: That's fun.
Speaker 7: It's it's a little bit show and tell, but it's
Speaker 7: also like, I just love I think everyone can talk
Speaker 7: if it's something that they're passionate about.
Speaker 3: That's a really good idea.
Speaker 7: And instead of going through someone's story being like, how
Speaker 7: did you get into it? What's your thing that you
Speaker 7: would absolutely die for?
Speaker 5: So if we had thought of that far enough in advance,
Speaker 5: what would you have brought in today if we were
Speaker 5: asking you to do a show and tell?
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't want to be that guy, but
Speaker 7: I feel like there's so many You're.
Speaker 3: Just so nuanced.
Speaker 7: There's so many like Kath and Kim Lady. Yeah, like AFL, this, AFL,
Speaker 7: Steve Jobs, like we could go like and I want
Speaker 7: to see that passion in the guests. So obviously you
Speaker 7: both will come on in two courts of course. And
Speaker 7: I'm also thinking maybe a bit of guest interaction in
Speaker 7: terms of like challenge them with a super fan on
Speaker 7: get a follower or someone like super fan in that.
Speaker 4: Topic and against a fellow Kath and Kim fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll crush them.
Speaker 7: Yes, so you have, and that's the energy that I
Speaker 7: want on the podcast. I want someone to come on
Speaker 7: and be like, this is why it's the best thing ever,
Speaker 7: this is why it's changed my life, and like and
Speaker 7: so it'll be hosted by me, but alongside a guest
Speaker 7: each week.
Speaker 3: Talent love that that's fine, thanks that I can already
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 7: I know what it is. What you say, well no,
Speaker 7: well no, because I know. So you tell me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I picture like drama teacher, Like that's
Speaker 3: what I'm getting. I'm also getting maybe a director's chair.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 3: It's literally that.
Speaker 7: So it's me leaning over the back of a direction.
Speaker 3: I can't wait five mine just say?
Speaker 7: Can I say? The obvious answer is always right? Like
Speaker 7: I went through many ideas for the podcast warm and
Speaker 7: I was like trying to wrack my brain, like what
Speaker 7: hasn't been done, and like, what's brand spanking you? And
Speaker 7: I'm like, it's been in my bio since day dot
Speaker 7: director of Performing Arts. Yeah, it fucking wrote itself.
Speaker 3: I broke, don't fix it.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, we're not reinventing the wheel. Let's just
Speaker 7: give them. People love talking about pop culture and that's.
Speaker 3: So to I love that so much. I'm excited to see.
Speaker 7: It excited to be on it. Well, going to the
Speaker 7: studio tomorrow to start booking in timeslots, so imminent. Yeah,
Speaker 7: really exciting, really really exciting.
Speaker 3: Now, do you want to address the rumors that you
Speaker 3: and Matt slept together that's why trash Alley was dismantled. Sorry,
Speaker 3: but we have to ask, well, by time record.
Speaker 7: I will shut that down very quickly. Both Matt and
Speaker 7: I are in very committed relationships and so those rumors
Speaker 7: are not true. And whoever out of those.
Speaker 3: Well, she's next year, she's a bitch?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Listening on Spotify? I don't forget to leave a five
Speaker 9: star eating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the gorgeous tear Abbit is here with us today
Speaker 5: aka Worthless Twink on Instagram. Make sure you give him
Speaker 5: a follow if you haven't already, I can ask it
Speaker 5: for it. I'm assuming that's where you're going to drop
Speaker 5: the news about the new podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Before we get into your is it just me?
Speaker 5: Can I ask a question about one of your Instagram posts,
Speaker 5: the selfie with Magnus Ebanski.
Speaker 4: Is she an angel in real life?
Speaker 7: So I'll tell you the backstory. So I just I
Speaker 7: was down at Clovelli and I just went for a swim,
Speaker 7: so I literally just thrown myself into the beach, got
Speaker 7: out and I was like, I'll grab a coffee. So
Speaker 7: I went up to the clovellly kiosk and in the
Speaker 7: corner there she was.
Speaker 3: And I was like, did your heart skip a beat?
Speaker 7: It was racing so hard.
Speaker 4: I mean, as a fellow I'm Kim fan, you'd be dying.
Speaker 7: And I was like, there's one of my childhood heroes
Speaker 7: just having a casual breakfast. Now it went through my head.
Speaker 7: I was like, well, fuck, she's with a friend and
Speaker 7: like she's having breakfast and I'm like, do I respect
Speaker 7: the peace? And the other part of me went, this
Speaker 7: is gonna happen once. P is gonna happen once, And
Speaker 7: and I pre planned what I was going to say
Speaker 7: in my head just so I didn't have to give
Speaker 7: her any responsibility kind of conversation. So I went in,
Speaker 7: I just want to hate. I'm just want to let
Speaker 7: you know I'm a huge fan and you're a huge
Speaker 7: era of mine and like love Cauth and Kim, so
Speaker 7: like it was just a very closed comment and like
Speaker 7: back away, and then she was like, oh, like that's awesome.
Speaker 7: And then I was like, and then I went into
Speaker 7: the mean thing and I was like, oh, and I
Speaker 7: made a lockdown meme would you reshare it? And she
Speaker 7: was like was that you? And I was like yes.
Speaker 7: And then she was like did you want to get
Speaker 7: a photo?
Speaker 4: And oh.
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 7: And I was like yes please, but I was still
Speaker 7: in my budgies so and everything okay, So what she
Speaker 7: said she said, why don't you turn around and take
Speaker 7: a selfie and I'll photo bomb it. And I was
Speaker 7: like great, So I went boom boom, and I turned around,
Speaker 7: thank you, and then left very swiftly.
Speaker 3: Wow. So Magda has seen your ass in budget.
Speaker 7: She has seen the ars.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Look how adorable she's in the photo.
Speaker 7: She looks like she was delightful and also to spring
Speaker 7: her Thank God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Angel, maybe that is I actually think that's
Speaker 3: a good clue because the time I met Magda was
Speaker 3: also when she was having breakfast. You're kiding, so maybe
Speaker 3: it's her favorite food. Yeah. At the Logis, we were
Speaker 3: next to each other at the buffet and we I
Speaker 3: was like she was there, My, oh my god, that's Magda,
Speaker 3: and I want to get the breakfast buffet. So I'm
Speaker 3: sitting there, and we're like standing side by side at
Speaker 3: the buffet and she gets to the hash Browns and
Speaker 3: I get Hash Browns and she goes, they're good Ash Browns, crispy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, they are. No, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: I just I wanted to act cool. I didn't want
Speaker 3: to add no photo. But then, like she we left
Speaker 3: the buffet at the same time, and it's like we
Speaker 3: could have sat very close, but then we just sat
Speaker 3: on opposite ends of the of the restaurant and the
Speaker 3: star was horrific.
Speaker 7: Another meeting your heroes is I met Connie Mitchell from
Speaker 7: Sneaky Sound System. Oh yeah, and Scene Sounds is one
Speaker 7: of my all time favorite bands. I adore them. I
Speaker 7: think they're so so great. They make awesome pop music.
Speaker 7: And my she was in an event that I was
Speaker 7: at and my friend Tom was like, well, I'm going
Speaker 7: to go say hi to are you coming? And I
Speaker 7: was like, okay, okay, I'll come with you anyway. So
Speaker 7: Tom went over and said hi, and he was like, Conne,
Speaker 7: I want to introduce you to your biggest fan and
Speaker 7: turned around and I was like to turn.
Speaker 3: My legs, like oh okay.
Speaker 7: And she was so sweet and just gave me so
Speaker 7: much time and we ended up having a really nice chat.
Speaker 7: But yeah, yeah, she was lovely. But so meet your heroes.
Speaker 4: Do you have any nightmare meeting your hero stories?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 7: I met Russell Crowe, but he wasn't a hero, so I.
Speaker 3: Think no.
Speaker 7: I think everyone that I've met has been so lovely
Speaker 7: and kind. I think if you go on with a
Speaker 7: bit of a strategy, just being like, hi, I love
Speaker 7: your stuff, think you're awesome, like carry on or high
Speaker 7: love you stuff? Can we quickly get a photo? Or
Speaker 7: I think going with a strategy, yeah, show some respect,
Speaker 7: then don't launch into the like best friend.
Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm the opposite. Where what about you'll chat
Speaker 5: with people for ages. If someone's coming up to me
Speaker 5: and saying, oh, hi, I listened to the podcast whatever,
Speaker 5: I'll keep chatting to them and then they're kind of like, how.
Speaker 4: The fuck do I exit this? I'm chatted with Mitchell
Speaker 4: like I'm the opposite. I chat too much.
Speaker 7: You've pulled out two microphones and yeah they have a set.
Speaker 3: All right, shall we get him to do an gym
Speaker 3: of his own?
Speaker 4: I'm assuming you've brought one with you.
Speaker 7: I bought a few, of course I did. I've settled
Speaker 7: on one.
Speaker 3: All right, Bradley, can't you in finish this sentence? Okay?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Are the Swifties not well? I
Speaker 3: concur with you. Yes, I will labor.
Speaker 7: I will elaborate, and before I'm going to do a
Speaker 7: top line summary and say, I like Taylor Swift. Calm
Speaker 7: the fuck down.
Speaker 3: It's very very smart.
Speaker 7: I like calm down. I like Taylor Swift. She's a
Speaker 7: great songwriter. I love it. However, I have some friends
Speaker 7: who are die hard Swifties, and recently it's almost bordery
Speaker 7: on COVID conspiracy vibes listening to them talk. I'm like,
Speaker 7: I'm just waiting for the time where I can tell
Speaker 7: you you need help?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah?
Speaker 7: Have you seen the stuff that I'm referencing?
Speaker 5: Are they just talking about like all the little Easter eggs?
Speaker 5: Everything she does is a hint of something coming up.
Speaker 7: It's looking for clues and plot holes, something in nothing,
Speaker 7: something in nothing, which is conspiracy, which is QAnon meaning
Speaker 7: out of nothing. But they'll be like her her shirt
Speaker 7: that she wore Yes I had five buttons, and the
Speaker 7: fifth track of her most recent album, it's called buttons, yes,
Speaker 7: all this random shit and they're like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: But Taylor Swift, her fucking self, has created that everyone's
Speaker 5: looking meaning in everything because she does she does little
Speaker 5: sisters in all of her videos.
Speaker 7: And if you're Taylor, great, what a hardcore loyal fan base. Excellent.
Speaker 7: But for the fans, I worry because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 7: looking at these people that are now like in these
Speaker 7: like webs of forums of like, oh she said this.
Speaker 7: She said the word midnights in the reputation to our concert. Okay,
Speaker 7: a very common word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was performing it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god. She she gave us a clue seven
Speaker 7: years ago. And I'm like, lots of artists do this.
Speaker 7: They know what album's coming next. Like it's not like
Speaker 7: exclusive to Taita, but.
Speaker 3: They give her so much credit. They like make it
Speaker 3: out that she is this this genius who is sitting
Speaker 3: there with thirty people in a boardroom like love it.
Speaker 3: But she's not that switched on. See.
Speaker 5: I don't begrudge them for like looking into all this
Speaker 5: shit because I don't give enough of a fuck to
Speaker 5: look into all the ins and ranks and make my
Speaker 5: own theories. But I love hearing about them.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm all for fandom. I love fandom, but this
Speaker 7: is now a point where I'm like, this is consuming
Speaker 7: your well being. Yes, and that's where I get scared.
Speaker 7: But going back to think about Taylor inventing stuff. So
Speaker 7: the thing about the contracts and the Taylor's virgiins, Yeah,
Speaker 7: and when they start telling me about the contracts that
Speaker 7: Taylor was in, I was like, that's pretty stando music industry,
Speaker 7: Like yes, yes, yeah, in terms of someone would own
Speaker 7: the recording rights, someone would own the writing rights, and
Speaker 7: someone would own the publishing rights. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 7: pretty much every music contract that has been written since
Speaker 7: the DNA.
Speaker 3: She just weaponized a common contract. She made everyone think
Speaker 3: that she was in a shitty deal. Everyone's in that deal.
Speaker 4: Is it the right deal? Is it good that that's
Speaker 4: the normal deal?
Speaker 3: No, that's true. I mean Kanye has come out. She
Speaker 3: did start sort of a trend. I think artists have
Speaker 3: come out exposing the labels for these terrible deals.
Speaker 7: However, but the labels offer so much. They give you
Speaker 7: all the marketing budget, they give you a huge distribution,
Speaker 7: they put you in front of the right people.
Speaker 3: They give you cash, advancement.
Speaker 7: Cash, advancements, tours, what's access to incredible recordings to you? So,
Speaker 7: like it really shits me when they're like girl bass,
Speaker 7: like reclaiming the contract. She's rewriting the industry, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: she's not, because like that's fucking common standard practice. Sorry,
Speaker 7: may I get what you're saying?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 5: I did think she was mostly fucked off about that
Speaker 5: because they didn't tell her that they were selling her music.
Speaker 4: Didn't she want to buy it herself? And she was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I didn't know it's for sale?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was that was Yeah, she right,
Speaker 3: she had the option to buy her Masters especially didn't know,
Speaker 3: but no one let her buy her own. No one
Speaker 3: gave the opportunity that we know of, that we know of. Correct. Well,
Speaker 3: she was too busy planning Easter Eggs for her album
Speaker 3: in twenty fifty.
Speaker 7: Correct. Correct.
Speaker 5: I'd never heard the word Easter egg used in that
Speaker 5: context before. I was like, it has always been a thing,
Speaker 5: like Easter egg is in a clue.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it is fun because it's like Easter egg hunts,
Speaker 7: you go hunting for the little.
Speaker 3: So it comes from like the gaming community, right, it's
Speaker 3: like Easter eggs in games that reference old games and
Speaker 3: future games, or.
Speaker 7: That you might unlock a different path or whatever. But
Speaker 7: that's why, like Kate Bush when running up that Hill
Speaker 7: had that re surgeence after strange things, strange of things.
Speaker 7: She did own the recording, writing and publishing rights, so
Speaker 7: she made banks. I love that she did that in
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty. So all the swifties out there, Miss Kate
Speaker 7: fucking Bush did it.
Speaker 3: It was transseid. Sorry then, but don't watch Taylor come
Speaker 3: out and go I haven't shaved in months, And they're like, yes,
Speaker 3: because her and Kate Bush, and she's done. She did
Speaker 3: actually beat Kate Bush because she's got a vagina hair,
Speaker 3: so shut up.
Speaker 7: Got a bit of a Kate Bush sticking out over there.
Speaker 7: I can see it's intentional anyway, that's my pace.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Wow, speaking of Bush, can we get you to
Speaker 5: add to our list?
Speaker 4: Please? We get every fucking guest to do this.
Speaker 5: We've got a list of things better than drugs and
Speaker 5: dick Oh yeah yeah, Because as someone who was about
Speaker 5: to exit their twenties, can you please vouch that sometimes
Speaker 5: when you're in your early twenties, you get swept up
Speaker 5: and you become obsessed with boys' party, whatever it may be.
Speaker 7: This answer was very easy for me because chocolate covered
Speaker 7: sultanash iculous. If someone gave me a night on the
Speaker 7: couch with chocolate covered cocolate with a boy, I thought
Speaker 7: he'd be bigger. Chocolate covered sultana is very hard thing
Speaker 7: to say, my got, and also very hard thing to buy,
Speaker 7: very scarcely stocked in your coals and woolies.
Speaker 5: But what about the road shock when you don't realize
Speaker 5: that it's a fucking chocolate coat, it's sultana, like it's
Speaker 5: an Easter egg.
Speaker 4: And then you're biting into it and go.
Speaker 7: It's like them.
Speaker 4: It's not my favorite.
Speaker 7: I think they're very polarizing.
Speaker 4: I've never really.
Speaker 3: Tried it, but I love them. I love them. I
Speaker 3: grew up on that seat.
Speaker 7: It's my bag. Like if someone's like a bag, I'm
Speaker 7: like of chocolate.
Speaker 3: Couple. Mile four.
Speaker 4: Had a chocolate coated Gogieberry.
Speaker 6: Credible.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I get them actually health.
Speaker 3: Foods, doors and stuff.
Speaker 6: They come in like a little bag.
Speaker 7: I don't know. Logieberry is.
Speaker 5: Up shriveled piece of sh in the help fruit section
Speaker 5: next to the Cheka seats and stuff.
Speaker 7: Okay, it actually does sound like something I would like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, white, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Nothing worse though than getting a chocolate covered sultana biting
Speaker 3: into it and it's a peanut.
Speaker 7: I completely agree. I completely agree. Like the mixed assortments.
Speaker 3: Now, no, I don't want to. I can tell the difference,
Speaker 3: but just by the size of it, whether it's going
Speaker 3: to be a peanut or a sultana in there. The
Speaker 3: peanuts are always a bit chunkier.
Speaker 7: And the sad thing is it gives me terrible tem
Speaker 7: me aches grams of them because they fucking taste so good.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 5: I like that an edition, you know, it's one of
Speaker 5: your little guilty pledges. Well, anything else added, at least
Speaker 5: while I've got the pen out adding.
Speaker 7: I also had one which was very different is being uncontactable,
Speaker 7: which was either in the form of off the grid,
Speaker 7: going off the grid, or like even a flight like
Speaker 7: I'm quite salty that they've added in flight Wi Fi
Speaker 7: because I'm like, it's the one time that you can
Speaker 7: be like off for the next hour or seventeen hours.
Speaker 7: I'm just going to be with my thought, with my thoughts.
Speaker 5: But aren't you a bit of a tighter I seem
Speaker 5: not going to pay for the in flight Wi Fi.
Speaker 7: Are you correct? I wouldn't pay for it anyway, But
Speaker 7: the thing is going it's the option because you can
Speaker 7: put your phone on do not Disturb, you can put
Speaker 7: your fone in aeroplane mode. But you know if you
Speaker 7: turn it back on, the notifications will come through like
Speaker 7: they don't.
Speaker 4: That's a bit depressing.
Speaker 5: I get off the flight and go, fuck, I'm going
Speaker 5: to have so many tech times.
Speaker 7: Oh I've just oh my god, I've just all these
Speaker 7: offers have just come. Yeah. And so there were a
Speaker 7: couple of places in the shower on the flight and
Speaker 7: then camping that I'm like, you just can't be contacted,
Speaker 7: And that to me is way better than any drug
Speaker 7: or sex or dick. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The last couple of guess we've had have sort of
Speaker 5: found a loophole and this drugs and dick list like
Speaker 5: Sean Zeps did rimming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which is technically not drugs or dick. But I'm like,
Speaker 4: you don't fucking get it.
Speaker 7: Sorry, no, mind out of the gutter. There's so much more.
Speaker 4: To life tits.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's very fair. I think she was being shaky,
Speaker 7: but yeah, no, there's there's plenty more to life than
Speaker 7: drugs and dick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got a whole bloody list. I love what
Speaker 5: Spanky Jackson said from Drag Race. This is word for word, KFC.
Speaker 5: You still get to suck on something, but you don't
Speaker 5: get the after taste, and there's no shame if there's
Speaker 5: a bit left over in your tits later.
Speaker 7: She's a stand up. That's a classic.
Speaker 3: That's a brilliant a.
Speaker 4: Tony Lodge said, really good melted cheese.
Speaker 7: See this is why Tony and I would be best friends.
Speaker 5: I caught up with Tony the other day, and a
Speaker 5: lot of time in our catch up we're spent talking
Speaker 5: about you.
Speaker 4: We're like, yeah, we'd go into battle for timberly adoring.
Speaker 7: I just love hearing that because I think she's the best.
Speaker 7: I like, yeah.
Speaker 3: She actually asked.
Speaker 5: When I said, oh yeah, he's coming on the podcast
Speaker 5: next week, she said, can you send a fan question
Speaker 5: from me? So tiny Lodge wants to know what toothpaste
Speaker 5: do you use?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 7: Do you know what? I'm going to say? Whatever's the cheapest? Really,
Speaker 7: I look for the yellow tags and I go your
Speaker 7: two dollars?
Speaker 3: Are you tired? Asked him. I don't know if it's about.
Speaker 7: You ultimate tighter. Why why I'm very I'm just very
Speaker 7: frugal with my coins because like particularly imperishables, like I
Speaker 7: love so funny. I love buying nice things like I
Speaker 7: will love spending three and a half thousand dollars on
Speaker 7: your computer because I'm like, I will cherish it and
Speaker 7: I love it. But then when it comes to things
Speaker 7: that are fleeting and it could have just you know,
Speaker 7: I don't like food, hate spending money on food because
Speaker 7: I'm like, I will get five seconds of enjoyment out
Speaker 7: of that.
Speaker 4: You're suck a for a snitty special I love.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like I love that, but like I want to
Speaker 7: save my pennies for things that like, yeah, will hold
Speaker 7: longevity or like yeah, I get smart, not impartial to
Speaker 7: a like a Louis v. You know, yeah, like love,
Speaker 7: but again I'm like I would rather save up for that.
Speaker 7: Then you know, just spend coins on like by the.
Speaker 3: Ultra brightening cold Grate white for twelve dollars.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you want to send it to me, great,
Speaker 7: but like I'm not going to spend twelve dollars on it,
Speaker 7: so tony, Yeah, whatever is the cheapest, so it could be.
Speaker 3: A great questions to the show.
Speaker 7: I have a story about Tony. Well, we have a
Speaker 7: little in joke, and I hope I'm not embarrassing her.
Speaker 7: But Tony and I have listen joke because on her
Speaker 7: Instagram stories, she'll always preface something for international audiences. So
Speaker 7: she'll be like, for the international audiences like this time
Speaker 7: or like it's a available like to us, and.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I do.
Speaker 4: But it's like and.
Speaker 3: Then, so I'll always do it.
Speaker 7: Hey, Tony, I'm from this place. I'm just taking if
Speaker 7: it's available here, like and so we always gone about
Speaker 7: the international audiences, so good.
Speaker 3: I do the same thing.
Speaker 5: We have the same joke because I think Mitch underestimates
Speaker 5: people's intelligence overseas. We're like, after the international audience, are
Speaker 5: traffic is? You know, people are driving their cars, so
Speaker 5: they need to hear the traffic report, And we're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: we fucking know what a traffic report is.
Speaker 4: Everyone has that.
Speaker 3: I'm old school radio. I set up everything. I give
Speaker 3: context for everyone.
Speaker 7: Context is king and I do the exact same thing
Speaker 7: because there's.
Speaker 4: At that point where it's insulting.
Speaker 7: No, but I would I would rather that than someone
Speaker 7: DM me and be like no, traffic, and so it's like,
Speaker 7: sorry to bore you for three seconds. But like for
Speaker 7: everyone else, I'm just such.
Speaker 3: A people pleaser that I want everyone to have context
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 5: I think context is good, but yes, sometimes his borders
Speaker 5: on man's plaining his context.
Speaker 7: It completely thinks about how I communicate online because I'm like,
Speaker 7: if I get one DM that doesn't understand this failed,
Speaker 7: I haven't done my job well enough. And the other
Speaker 7: day I was talking about I've been doing some investigation
Speaker 7: on multi level marketing scams. I saw that I loved it,
Speaker 7: and then I said, I was like, look, this is
Speaker 7: going to be a job for Tracy Grimshaw. She's going
Speaker 7: to have to come out of retirement. That because I
Speaker 7: know that she's retired. And then the amount of message Tracy.
Speaker 4: Grimshaw, it's actually Ali langdon not bad.
Speaker 7: Listen carefully put your listenings, Okay, I under try and
Speaker 7: believe I know Tracy Grimshaw. Well yeah, and I would
Speaker 7: never speak out of him.
Speaker 3: For international Listener's. Tracy Grimshaw is she's a journalist that
Speaker 3: has since retired. Our Barbara Walters. She is our Barbara Walters.
Speaker 3: All right, well, you can get worthless twink on all socials.
Speaker 3: Go give him a follow, very cute, very sorry not
Speaker 3: also lab it everywhere else.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just Instagram is my go to.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's all right, come say hi, we love you,
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming on.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome any time.
Speaker 7: I honestly have anytime.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll poison Mitch so he's sick, and then you
Speaker 4: can come fill.
Speaker 7: In anytime you need a fill a queen. I will
Speaker 7: be here.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Oh I read that as field space
Speaker 3: a queen and I thought, wow, you're offering that's lovely.
Speaker 7: Well I'll take you up on it. You said, thanks
Speaker 7: for coming on, and I say where Wow.
Speaker 3: Oh that was great quick easter egg. You said. When
Speaker 3: I look at you, I think, oh god, they're going
Speaker 3: to come for me the Swift.
Speaker 4: You're going to be killed carefully mate.
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually I think that's something with the thirty year
Speaker 7: like you just go what it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, twink if you're upset about the Swift.
Speaker 4: Comment did not come for our podcast made no no?
Speaker 7: I said, love Taylor, love the songwriting.
Speaker 3: You will be the kind of gray situation fans.
Speaker 4: Oh my goh, you go, don't even start us.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go let's get out of here. We're
Speaker 3: back next week.
Speaker 4: We better go. Thanks for coming in, Timmy, so you guys.
Speaker 3: See you next week.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's just me a podcast bake, couple of make
Speaker 2: sure you've hit on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add Brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 5: the end, we call it A to D Briefly. There's
Speaker 5: a couple of people with add having a de brief.
Speaker 5: There's nothing planned structure.
Speaker 7: You know what this is? What this is like is
Speaker 7: like when you stick around for the end of the
Speaker 7: credits and they give you a little bonus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a Marvel, like a little monster.
Speaker 5: Zinc.
Speaker 7: It's a bonus scene at the end of the credits.
Speaker 3: That's a monster Zinc was laughing to the movies.
Speaker 5: They're the only ones I can think of that actually
Speaker 5: did that, Like the little bonus Marvel.
Speaker 3: It's like Marvel's. It's become their thing. They always tease
Speaker 3: the next movie in the end of the current movie.
Speaker 7: It's a whole fucking and to the swift is know
Speaker 7: about this because they would go fucking crazy for that.
Speaker 3: They'd write down that the buddy screen they knocked down
Speaker 3: the projector this is Taylor's thing. I'm trying to see
Speaker 3: if I can get chocolate covered a Sultana's delivered. But
Speaker 3: I can surely if.
Speaker 4: You went like a Wooli's metro or something.
Speaker 7: If you did, I could eat the whole bag in Monskitty.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're not bags anymore, Tim, They're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I literally do love them.
Speaker 6: Sure you can get them to live in sure.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 7: While we were recording, Mitch, I noticed your Nigma shirt.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this Milady Gaga match. And I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: When I was fucking going through the wardrobe watch that
Speaker 4: I wear today, I did think our team will get
Speaker 4: a kick out of this. That's why I put it on.
Speaker 7: And it did. It kicked me many times.
Speaker 4: I actually bought it in Vegas at the show.
Speaker 3: Did you go? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I did because I I probably had a couple thousand
Speaker 7: dollars in my bank account to my name.
Speaker 4: Like I made, I got it, traveled it. It wasn't good.
Speaker 7: I probably had two and a half thousand dollars in
Speaker 7: my account and I went, I know, I won't regret going. No,
Speaker 7: I did it and I didn't, and I was being
Speaker 7: I was drikes again, Well I was no, But that's
Speaker 7: something that I would spend my money because I did
Speaker 7: that for Beyonce. I took myself to San Francisco to
Speaker 7: time myself to see Beyonce and Jay Z on the
Speaker 7: Run twenty four times. Yeah, and it was worth every penny.
Speaker 4: I mean, I would describe a concert as perishable. It's
Speaker 4: nothing you can keep.
Speaker 7: But I kept the memories, memories last day. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: I also got some great stories out of that trip.
Speaker 7: But with the enigma to it, did you see both
Speaker 7: jazz and pop?
Speaker 4: No? I really wanted to, but at that particular time
Speaker 4: I was there.
Speaker 5: She wasn't doing the jazz version of the residency until
Speaker 5: like January, and I was there on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 7: You saw her on News Eve.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she did the fucking midnight countdown and everything. It
Speaker 4: was amazing.
Speaker 3: I hate to interrupt, but I've ordered this whole time review.
Speaker 3: I found the mere They're organic too.
Speaker 4: I did notice that you went a bit quiet.
Speaker 7: You were about you were about to see something quite impressive,
Speaker 7: because you might look at me and go, oh, he nibbles,
Speaker 7: he's put together, he nibbles, he grazes. Oh, you you'd
Speaker 7: be wrong, because I will devour.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. To see and I'm going to film
Speaker 3: it and I'm going to cancel.
Speaker 7: You if the council culture go for it. But how
Speaker 7: was the show?
Speaker 4: It was great. I watched it twice to FORMALLYGMA show.
Speaker 7: You went to the pop version twice?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: I thought that I'd go in sober and I'd be
Speaker 5: seated and I'd appreciate it for all it's art and whatever,
Speaker 5: and that was fine. And then the following night I
Speaker 5: went with a friend on the mosh pit and we
Speaker 5: were pretty lit, and then I realized, Okay, this show
Speaker 5: is very much designed.
Speaker 4: For people off their face. It was so much more enjoyable.
Speaker 7: So the first night you go by yourself? Yeah, because
Speaker 7: I love that. Because the first I went to On
Speaker 7: the Run the Beyonce Tour by myself, and then I
Speaker 7: Beyonce Jays, I should say. But then I also went
Speaker 7: to Gaga's The Fame Ball Tour twice by myself.
Speaker 4: Wow, and what was the vibe? Then we were drinking
Speaker 4: at that point.
Speaker 7: No, No, I was sixteen, fifteen or sixteen, so you
Speaker 7: were drinking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, country kid coming out.
Speaker 7: But I actually I think I enjoyed. I preferred going
Speaker 7: by myself because I could be my full emotional self.
Speaker 7: I don't think I want anyone to see me like that.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I was the opposite.
Speaker 5: I couldn't be my full emotional self because I was like, fuck,
Speaker 5: that's weird. I'm sitting here by myself. So I was
Speaker 5: just sitting there like I was a reviewer. I was like, yes,
Speaker 5: I enjoyed that song, miss Gag, Yeah, yes, and so.
Speaker 5: But the second night, when I was there with my mate, Oh, that's.
Speaker 7: Actually also a good idea going twice, because do you
Speaker 7: ever find like the pressure of going to a concert
Speaker 7: you have so much built up in your head and
Speaker 7: the expectation and like what's gonna happen? You get to
Speaker 7: experience the show and it's almost like watching a movie
Speaker 7: the second time, Like you come in and you're like
Speaker 7: I can actually sit down and enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Can very expensive habit to watch everything to the first
Speaker 5: time I watched Wicked the musical, I.
Speaker 4: Was like, is that it is?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 5: What everyone's overhyping is the world's best musical. The second
Speaker 5: time I went, I was like, oh, I get it,
Speaker 5: and now I could sing every fucking word from every song.
Speaker 7: What were you gonna say?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say this means nothing to me, and
Speaker 3: I find it's so incredibly boring, and I hate to
Speaker 3: have an Is it just me on the fly? I
Speaker 3: can't stand concerts. I find them so boring. I get
Speaker 3: nothing from them that I find no connection. I'd much
Speaker 3: rather listen to the artist and watch interviews and connect
Speaker 3: on a way that is actually personal. I feel it's
Speaker 3: so impersonal, and I think it's a waste of money.
Speaker 4: But it's a fun novelty.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I hate that you don't enjoy them. It's not loud,
Speaker 3: it's crowded, it's so expensive, it's overpriced.
Speaker 7: I agree with you on some part, like I've loved
Speaker 7: my Beyonce concerts. I've loved my gy Go concerts, but
Speaker 7: also I go. I'd be much happy if no one else.
Speaker 3: Was here, that's exact. Maybe that's yes, I wanted to
Speaker 3: be gaga me because that's.
Speaker 7: Getting like whacked and pulled too.
Speaker 3: Much and people are screaming, and then you can't even see.
Speaker 3: You've got to pay astronomical prices to even get a
Speaker 3: good look at them. I just don't. I do not
Speaker 3: like concerts. I don't see the value.
Speaker 7: You're almost better off. This is so old to me,
Speaker 7: But seated and so you can actually like see the
Speaker 7: stage and enjoy, you know, if they've got a great voice,
Speaker 7: or you.
Speaker 5: Know, one of the best I've ever been to was
Speaker 5: seated at Shannai Twain.
Speaker 3: Maybe you've got a point because the best concert I've
Speaker 3: ever been to was Elton John seated and it was
Speaker 3: amazing because I just sat there and everyone else was
Speaker 3: seated because they just had negal placements. Everyone that was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think for.
Speaker 5: Elton John because I went to that, they didn't even
Speaker 5: have the option to not see it a bit on
Speaker 5: the ground where you'd normally have a mosh bit. They
Speaker 5: just put fucking fold out camping to sound for it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was amazing they knew their audience. But yeah,
Speaker 7: that's surprising because you've been in like the music world
Speaker 7: for a long time.
Speaker 3: And your team, I get to talk to these people,
Speaker 3: so I don't need to see and if that's the
Speaker 3: music world.
Speaker 7: Who got interview wise and who who surprised you the most.
Speaker 3: As good talent or bad?
Speaker 7: No, no, no interview going in maybe having a different perception
Speaker 7: in your head because you you would interview people that
Speaker 7: you're not necessarily a fan of, or you might be like, oh, like,
Speaker 7: they're not that interesting. Who surprised you?
Speaker 3: Who surprised me? Do Belipa? Did surprise me?
Speaker 7: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Like very charming, very sweet and kind. I got to
Speaker 3: interview Ohm. I going, I'm going to butcher their name,
Speaker 3: what's his name? No, ex nirvana, I love to you.
Speaker 3: He just he just died. I can't. I interviewed him
Speaker 3: the week before. He died from an excess. No, not
Speaker 3: from an excess. Now my collection stuff food Fighters, the
Speaker 3: drama who only just died. Yeah, yeah, he died suddenly.
Speaker 3: I interviewed him a week before. I had the last
Speaker 3: interview with him ever. And I don't listen to the
Speaker 3: Taylor Hawkins And.
Speaker 7: That'll be on his Wikipedia page for yeah, the last.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to the food Fighters, never have. But
Speaker 3: I interviewed them, and they were they blew me away
Speaker 3: because they're old school. They're charming, they were sweet, They
Speaker 3: asked questions back, they gave great responses.
Speaker 7: Is that interesting someone who.
Speaker 3: Listens, it's it's it's a very very rare trait.
Speaker 7: But it's a rare but appreciated trait when someone can
Speaker 7: be an active listener. Yeah, do a leaper? Why did
Speaker 7: she surprise you did you think she was going to
Speaker 7: be a bit two dimensional?
Speaker 3: But I love I love her music same. But I
Speaker 3: worried that because I have a lot of the pop stars.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to name names terrible interviews. Can you
Speaker 3: name names shocking? No, I won't name names nobody now.
Speaker 3: I don't want to because I'll talk to them again
Speaker 3: and then if I pissed off labels.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, I reckon.
Speaker 4: I think Shaki is listening to this podcast potentially fuck that.
Speaker 3: No, I've never.
Speaker 7: Never I reckon. Miley would have been a good time.
Speaker 7: The interview you did with my.
Speaker 3: Was amazing and I kept her there for ten minutes
Speaker 3: before I even started the zoom, so I got off
Speaker 3: on the wrong foot. So you're right, and she was amazing.
Speaker 7: She seems to be so unfazed by all of the glitzing,
Speaker 7: but I.
Speaker 3: Expected that, to be honest, I expected that Miley would
Speaker 3: be good, and she was great.
Speaker 7: And maybe that is because she's an EPO baby and
Speaker 7: she's just been around her whole life.
Speaker 3: Dade, you respect you.
Speaker 5: Also, just like chill and asking you questions about like
Speaker 5: the vinyls.
Speaker 4: On your wall in the.
Speaker 3: American I love that album.
Speaker 7: That was a great Miley.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 7: She also I'm sorry, I really love Miley because she's
Speaker 7: maturing as an artist. It's so exciting watching an artist
Speaker 7: actually grow in shape shift. Her voice is getting so
Speaker 7: much better. Like, not that it was ever bad, but
Speaker 7: I think her voice what you did?
Speaker 3: Disagree?
Speaker 5: No, I'm just thinking it's getting a bit husky and
Speaker 5: like cigarette affects.
Speaker 7: Vocals, you know, do you know? But I said this
Speaker 7: on Will Gibb's podcast, But about Katie Perry, I'm like,
Speaker 7: I feel like Katie as an artist.
Speaker 5: I heard that and I wanted to fucking throw my
Speaker 5: phone at the wall. You are so incorrect.
Speaker 7: I don't think she's matured as a vocalist.
Speaker 5: Her vocals have gotten way better than like the early days,
Speaker 5: especially when she was pregnant. I don't know what it
Speaker 5: was about having a fucking kid in a rabdomen. It
Speaker 5: must have been.
Speaker 3: Who are we talking about? I was still on my ley.
Speaker 3: I thought a baby.
Speaker 4: I think she has.
Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, some recent performance of the Katie
Speaker 5: is like that King's Coronation rubbish. I was like, damn it,
Speaker 5: because I've been telling everyone no, no, no, she has gotten
Speaker 5: better around which is a shame. When was the smile
Speaker 5: stuff that was like twenty twenty one, twenty twenty it was.
Speaker 5: But her live vocals are really good and all the
Speaker 5: comments on YouTube are like, fuck me, she's finally peaking
Speaker 5: and no one gives a fuck anymore. You know, Floppyera,
Speaker 5: she can sing better, So I disagree with you, but anyway, I.
Speaker 7: Just it's okay, do not make this negative. To make
Speaker 7: it positive. It's great seeing someone like may Own and
Speaker 7: be like she's really getting it, Like she's just really
Speaker 7: mastered her craft now. And I've loved the whole journey
Speaker 7: to get here, but I feel like now she's like
Speaker 7: this fully realized superstuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm just writing this down so you have this
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry just just so the fans
Speaker 3: can keep track.
Speaker 7: I love Katie's music, and I think she does. She's
Speaker 7: a great songwriter, she makes great pop. She understands the
Speaker 7: pop brief, she understands the pop world. It's just weird
Speaker 7: that ten years into the game her vocals haven't matured
Speaker 7: with her.
Speaker 3: Is that because she was already really good to start?
Speaker 5: No, she actually has gotten better, though, So I'm like,
Speaker 5: have you watched them recently because they like, I'll have
Speaker 5: to send you some links where I'm like, I would love.
Speaker 7: To be impressed.
Speaker 3: Got really good, you're waiting.
Speaker 7: I love the music. Yeah, that's a lot of that's
Speaker 7: a lot of play.
Speaker 5: Thing about Miley because I'm a huge Marley fan as well,
Speaker 5: is that, Yes, her voice has changed.
Speaker 4: But sometimes I feel like a concerned auntie.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, babe's off the Darry's place because she
Speaker 5: can't hit the high notes like she used to. Sometimes
Speaker 5: it sounds like she's really straining to get the high
Speaker 5: notes that she used to. She's fucking dropping wrecking ball
Speaker 5: down a couple of keys or semi tones however, because
Speaker 5: she can't hit those notes anymore. And I'm like, did
Speaker 5: you lay off the dart?
Speaker 7: Did you see the Did you see the Attention live
Speaker 7: album from Who Miley?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: She does a great cover of like a Prayer and
Speaker 7: Heart of Glass.
Speaker 5: Oh this is the cover part of Glass is a
Speaker 5: perfect example of where I'm like, you sound like you're
Speaker 5: actually hurting your throat trying to get that.
Speaker 3: Nice shopoke about that on this show.
Speaker 4: I think I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was the top five of something.
Speaker 5: It was, Yeah, I did a Top five Miley Syrahs
Speaker 5: song Come Let's go look it Up Babe.
Speaker 4: It was the whole segment.
Speaker 7: But for me, I'm like, she's nailing rock. I don't
Speaker 7: think she'll ever be a jazz singer. She'll certainly never
Speaker 7: be anything more than the rock genre, which is fine,
Speaker 7: but she's mastered the rock genre. I think she's one
Speaker 7: of the most unique female vocalists in mainstream music.
Speaker 3: Where do you stand on Averamax?
Speaker 7: I love the music? Yeah, sorry, yes? What's the ma
Speaker 7: head maha?
Speaker 3: My favorite song in the world. That's my favorite song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: A million Dollar Baby. It's a gym.
Speaker 7: It's a gym bar for me, like, wouldn't go to
Speaker 7: all concert And I don't know how she is as
Speaker 7: a vocalist.
Speaker 3: I completely agree. She also doesn't get the love that
Speaker 3: she deserves. But she also needs to work into the
Speaker 3: personality that the president. She She does a bad interview.
Speaker 4: You didn't want a name, No, no, I have interviewed her.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe there was a teleprompter on her side.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying just you know, she just has her responses.
Speaker 7: I think the music it goes hand in hand. Now,
Speaker 7: I think, particularly like someone what is it I spice.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I spice Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think has nailed the online personality thing, which adds
Speaker 7: so much more to her music, right. And I think
Speaker 7: also early day Gaga, like her interviews were fucking wild,
Speaker 7: right and so like the music was great, but people
Speaker 7: were talking about her because of the personality and the
Speaker 7: interest and the music only gets you so far. So like, yeah,
Speaker 7: my our notes to Ava would be turn it up.
Speaker 4: Favorite, Like early Gaga interview is when.
Speaker 7: I could quote so many she had, Like I could quote.
Speaker 5: Where she had chewing gum or a lowier something in
Speaker 5: her mouth and the guy from sixty minutes asked her
Speaker 5: about the room is that she's got a peanis and she's.
Speaker 7: Like she had a fake fake diamond a diamond, took
Speaker 7: it out and then dropped it in her tee like
Speaker 7: it was. And that was Anderson Cooper, who's like my
Speaker 7: huge career icon, your career.
Speaker 3: Icon, baby is he baby massive baby from who I
Speaker 3: think it's like the Vanderbilt his city.
Speaker 7: Correct, But he's a power gay.
Speaker 3: Of course, he's a power game. You look a lot
Speaker 3: like him too, I think gorgeous, nice skin.
Speaker 7: He very sophisticated, very.
Speaker 3: Very eloquent, he's he's my pitch because you were picturing
Speaker 3: him nude. Here's my pick. Here's my pitch to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen Cohen. Let's be that in this
Speaker 3: in Australia. We can do it. I can be a
Speaker 3: bit mean, I can I can have the sarcasm.
Speaker 7: You would be the Andy coul Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: And you can be the sweet one. I would love
Speaker 3: nothing because I'm commercial radio. I'm really commercial. Andy's really
Speaker 3: commercial with Bravo. I'm gus.
Speaker 5: I was listening to you talking the Mint about like
Speaker 5: who's your favorite Andy blah blah blah. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I can see this podcast. Yours working, Timberlake.
Speaker 7: Thank you well, thank you, thank you, thanks for the
Speaker 7: great feedback. I just want to say I've been asked
Speaker 7: recently like like what's your career goal, Like what's the
Speaker 7: absolute dream job? I said, sixty minutes. I was like, really,
Speaker 7: they cover anything from Adele's new album to North Korea
Speaker 7: getting bombed, like it's full spectrum interviews, which I love
Speaker 7: so like when asked about like dream job and like
Speaker 7: sixty minutes, like because you're storytelling and you're telling the
Speaker 7: best stories.
Speaker 4: And you've got a choice for it when they do
Speaker 4: the I'm live's hand, I'm Tara Brown. Who was me?
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Hold on, they did this. I heard
Speaker 7: I heard you guys talking about AI in one of
Speaker 7: your podcasts. Oh yeah, a couple of ago, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: and Obsessed and they did a great segment on AI
Speaker 7: and the opening. Can I play the opening? I've got
Speaker 7: it saved my phone.
Speaker 5: I've got to say, sometimes if I don't know what
Speaker 5: to put on TV, I do just go to the
Speaker 5: sixty minutes. It's throught the YouTube channel and oh my god,
Speaker 5: I Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Have you not how many views they've got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have one hundred million views. They probably get
Speaker 4: more people watching than they do on table. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: tround the fucking vlogga.
Speaker 7: Yes, you need to watch this one then, but this
Speaker 7: might not make the podcast, But this to me is
Speaker 7: page journalism.
Speaker 3: Okay. Think we may.
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Speaker 3: I'm hooked now, I'm on that.
Speaker 4: And AI reading that sound a bit like that?
Speaker 5: Not the reason you were impressed with, because that was
Speaker 5: a fucking Ai man and sounded.
Speaker 3: Like I was.
Speaker 7: I thought that's where it was going to go, just
Speaker 7: in terms of the delivery, in terms of their setup
Speaker 7: of going like we are. We're at the next frontier
Speaker 7: and it's going to be as good or as evil
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Speaker 4: Make it quick.
Speaker 3: His name is chin Jin's got your order, and he's
Speaker 3: got three bags. I've got three bags in case we
Speaker 3: never have We really do need to get out of here.
Speaker 5: This is a random comparison to make back to the
Speaker 5: AI things, very weird comparison to make. But remember when
Speaker 5: covid first became a thing, it was kind of like
Speaker 5: there was probably a week at most where people were like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is a fun novelty, we get to stay home,
Speaker 5: oh great, or like oh if I get it, I
Speaker 5: get two weeks off work.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 5: But then it started to slowly but surely get to
Speaker 5: a point where I was like, this is actually a
Speaker 5: bit fucking scary.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel about AI. I was like this
Speaker 4: chat jeep me too a rite shit for me, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck, I could murder me one day. It
Speaker 4: makes me like a little bit uneasy totally.
Speaker 7: I'm in the camp of like I love it and
Speaker 7: I embrace it, but I'm a take enthusiast though, so I.
Speaker 4: Know, like I'm into it now, I'm a tech as well.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 5: I'm into it now as it stands, but like if
Speaker 5: it advances too fucking fun is it.
Speaker 7: Funny or is it exciting?
Speaker 3: Oh it's exciting?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: That was You're in a sixty minutes. That was the
Speaker 3: out and then more, No, let we love to know
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Speaker 3: always throw to sixty minutes dot.
Speaker 4: Com for Peter Harvey's mail bag has to do that.
Speaker 3: At the end.
Speaker 4: Do that at the end of every sixty minutes.
Speaker 3: Are you an Apple boy?
Speaker 7: I suspect that you have a Steve Jobs tattoo?
Speaker 3: I might?
Speaker 4: I did not know that.
Speaker 3: Is it apples on? Is it the apple on your balls?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Adams Apple?
Speaker 7: Having Tim's getting up, having all my tattoos, all all
Speaker 7: of them are I'm not because I don't love Steve, but.
Speaker 4: Can you let me know? River goes, well, I've got
Speaker 4: to ditch this art pop ship and me up again.
Speaker 4: You don't hate no, I just over it.
Speaker 3: You're getting it. Stay hungry, okay, hold on, so I'm
Speaker 3: looking at you. They're all half removed as well.
Speaker 5: Have undone your fly, He's pants are down, Stay hungry?
Speaker 3: Which was wow?
Speaker 4: Tim, Do you know what I just remembered?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: A while ago during one of those fucking rare moments,
Speaker 5: but you and I were both on trash Alley. We
Speaker 5: were talking about tattoos and you were like, oh, my
Speaker 5: tattoos are in kind of personal areas that it'll be
Speaker 5: too revealing.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to show you. You just got your
Speaker 4: fucking thighs out for Cherry.
Speaker 3: We've been friends for all We've been friend.
Speaker 7: For a long time, and maybe I just feel more comfortable.
Speaker 3: Here, possibly potentially, Yeah, there's more room to walk around.
Speaker 3: They're actually well, thank you for showing me as.
Speaker 7: I've also got much longer T shirt on today.
Speaker 3: You didn't cover up?
Speaker 7: I did cover Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're worried about Yeah
Speaker 7: the big I didn't look.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I was very respectful.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just poked you in the eye.
Speaker 3: A choice. That's a whole nother pub the w WDCs
Speaker 3: next week.
Speaker 7: It's on Monday.
Speaker 3: Let's text, let's do the lift.
Speaker 7: You're opening can of work? Are you going to wait?
Speaker 3: This is our first intro was Anderson and Andy. It's
Speaker 3: we can live stream together and and unpacked.
Speaker 7: Because it's so funny. I was again on the on
Speaker 7: the back of the podcasting concept thing. I was like,
Speaker 7: I love tech. I'm such a tech enthusiast, but I'm like,
Speaker 7: no one eats it up.
Speaker 3: But hold on, that could be my topic You're going
Speaker 3: to have to get Because I love Apple, I love Okay,
Speaker 3: you come on and we talk about Apple.
Speaker 5: To get us on separately. Yeah, because like once you
Speaker 5: guys get on a roll about your things, but then
Speaker 5: we're very different. We were just sucking on a roll
Speaker 5: about concerts, this.
Speaker 7: This is, And I think that's sorry. I think that's
Speaker 7: the beauty of my own podcast.
Speaker 3: Because that doesn't even existence, is it?
Speaker 7: Like we can talk about something so in about what
Speaker 7: you love, we'll talk about something in that you love.
Speaker 5: And on the off chance that some guests comes in,
Speaker 5: you don't necessarily give a fuck about what they're talking about,
Speaker 5: just ask questions.
Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. And then again, I also love
Speaker 7: learning and hearing about someone else's interesting passions, so it's okay.
Speaker 3: Maybe I bring something that you don't know about then
Speaker 3: otherwise than.
Speaker 7: Which I mean would be many things.
Speaker 4: What there's no.
Speaker 3: He's on a scooter.
Speaker 7: Outside perception maybe like at the door.
Speaker 3: Maybe now she's replied the bibbs fibbs bibbs gas lighting.
Speaker 4: Patience is a really good virtue, Jenna.
Speaker 3: In the time that you came up here and abused
Speaker 3: me in front of friends, you could have had our chuckies.
Speaker 3: I get the chuckies.
Speaker 5: Goodness me you're gonna have a conversation, Jenny, can you
Speaker 5: do it on Mike? But then I have to funk
Speaker 5: around turning up the volume in the vact.
Speaker 3: She doesn't understand it.
Speaker 7: I don't want to go down the Abbot Sorry, Abbot,
Speaker 7: that's your name, Apple rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: But I'd love to go down the Abbott rabbit.
Speaker 3: Rabbit.
Speaker 7: We'll be in contact, we please? Yeah? Are you die hard?
Speaker 3: Die hard?
Speaker 7: Cdj uh oh like Steve jobs Oh?
Speaker 3: Would you just give a middle name? No, just Stevie
Speaker 3: j Oh. I think I said CBJ. I don't know
Speaker 3: you thought you meant Steve was. I thought that was
Speaker 3: like was? I know an under the original logo the
Speaker 3: Beautiful Black Anyway, I'm currently my current obsession of the
Speaker 3: ecosystem is an is a home pod Mini in every room, bathroom.
Speaker 3: I want one in a living room. I want ystem.
Speaker 7: There's a great film. It's sorry for everyone else listening,
Speaker 7: but I'm just talking about right now. There's a great
Speaker 7: film called Pirates of the Silicon Valley and it was
Speaker 7: it was made for TV movie in like ninet ninety seven.
Speaker 3: I love those things.
Speaker 7: It's brilliant and I think it's available on Amazon, but you.
Speaker 7: It has the story of both Steve Jobs and Bill
Speaker 7: Gates and how their story is intertwined. And it's far
Speaker 7: better than all the like Steve Jobs biopics, they were
Speaker 7: all shocking, terrible, but this one, and it doesn't shy
Speaker 7: away from painting him as it does an excellent storytelling
Speaker 7: of like how things came to be.
Speaker 3: Wow, So Mitch has passed away.
Speaker 4: Now I'm actually just looking at but it's on Amazon
Speaker 4: Prime Video.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because I think I tried to rewatch it
Speaker 7: and it's it's excellent. So it really summarizes the history
Speaker 7: of and also, I think people take this for granted.
Speaker 7: Everyone has a fucking smartphone, right, All of this comes
Speaker 7: from this error, Like everything that we take for granted
Speaker 7: in terms of the computer that you tip on at work,
Speaker 7: the phone that you make your phone calls on, all
Speaker 7: came from this.
Speaker 3: They invented the touch screen. The touch screen was on
Speaker 3: the concept the multi touch.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually yes, what's the difference between a touch screen
Speaker 4: and a multi.
Speaker 7: Multi touch can handle multiple inputs at once.
Speaker 3: So you're multi touch, Mitch. We're all multi But in
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago, a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: you were just touched but now you can handle multi touch.
Speaker 7: Look, I don't want to go down it.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're going USBC. Let's leave it a we are question.
Speaker 3: We are We've seen the rent Yeah, we've all seen them.
Speaker 3: Do you follow the Apple Hub?
Speaker 7: I check nine to five MAC, I love nine.
Speaker 3: To five mag Detroit Borg on you Tube.
Speaker 7: Detroit Rumors probably about three times a day.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're the same person. You just have a far
Speaker 3: lower BMI. We'll save it for the director of course,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Things.
Speaker 5: You've just spent a bit of time talking about stuff
Speaker 5: that other people might not give a fuck about.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do the same with you. This might
Speaker 4: not apply to anyone.
Speaker 5: Okay, people might give a fuck, But I have a
Speaker 5: question for you always at the time of record, I'm
Speaker 5: flying to Darwin tomorrow.
Speaker 4: What I part?
Speaker 7: Okay? God, Okay. For context, I lived in Darwin in
Speaker 7: twenty twenty during the first lockdown text Queen, thanks for context,
Speaker 7: Queen Paradise. And then I also just recently went on
Speaker 7: holidays there for five days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that you lived there. I saw
Speaker 4: the holidays.
Speaker 3: Why did you live there?
Speaker 7: I actually got trapped there.
Speaker 3: Guys live there. I'm sorry for Stan is he here?
Speaker 7: Great question. So my best friend Sam lived up in Darwin,
Speaker 7: and at the start of COVID, when we all got
Speaker 7: sent home to work from home, I was like, everyone's
Speaker 7: waking from home, Like I'll just come up to Darlwen
Speaker 7: and work from Darwin for two weeks thinking and I
Speaker 7: was a bit of a COVID denier, thinking that COVID
Speaker 7: was going to last two weeks, right, And I was
Speaker 7: like I'm coming too. Down for two weeks weks ago
Speaker 7: and then the whole country went to fucking lost down
Speaker 7: and then got stuck. But like like poor me, like
Speaker 7: living in fucking paradise. It was amazing, best year of
Speaker 7: my life, like one best is my life?
Speaker 4: Wow, I haven't packed yet. So is it just daddy
Speaker 4: to fucking bother with long pans?
Speaker 7: Don't fucking bother? No, no, no, it's it's crisp. It's probably
Speaker 7: twenty seven to thirty two every single day, not a
Speaker 7: cloud in the sky, dry heat, so it's not human
Speaker 7: so like you havee No, it's at the moment it's
Speaker 7: dry season, so it's beautiful if you how much time
Speaker 7: are you going to be there?
Speaker 3: For?
Speaker 4: Only a couple of days? Okay, But then I'm going
Speaker 4: to Ularo after that.
Speaker 7: Oh, which is sensational and absolutely absolutely get up for sunrise.
Speaker 7: Do not miss sunrise the.
Speaker 3: Whole She's retiring, so that's a really good point.
Speaker 7: You gonna be there for that.
Speaker 4: I wake up with sunrise.
Speaker 7: Sorry, yeah, ye, sorry. I'll absolutely send your list. But
Speaker 7: there's a couple of things if you're only in do
Speaker 7: On for a short amount of time. Got a lich
Speaker 7: Field which is a national park. It's probably about an
Speaker 7: hour and a half outside of time.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Tim, I've got chocolate Sultana's. I'm salivating. Can
Speaker 3: we eat one quickly and then.
Speaker 5: Get It's a gift from us to you.
Speaker 7: Yes, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: You know what the best thing about this.
Speaker 7: It's who are you going with?
Speaker 4: Seawan's family?
Speaker 5: I have They've got a wedding on amazing and it's
Speaker 5: a wedding where shorts are encouraged. I'm gonna fucking do
Speaker 5: that for my wedding if I'm married in Antarctica. It's
Speaker 5: the shorts encouraged kind of wedding.
Speaker 4: That is just music to my fun.
Speaker 7: You know where they're gonna.
Speaker 5: Mak I'm very much going with the flow. I don't
Speaker 5: even know what my flight is tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Are they good?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry? Back to the Sultan, I just will say,
Speaker 7: and then I'll go back to die on tips.
Speaker 3: You don't have to.
Speaker 7: You can keep drugs. You can keep Dick. This is heaven.
Speaker 5: I'm all for this chocolate to Sultana ratio. There's like
Speaker 5: this ant size sultana in the middle and a fuck
Speaker 5: load of chocolate.
Speaker 4: This is good.
Speaker 7: If the listeners have never had them pick them up
Speaker 7: in your next wooly shopping cart. Oh my god, wow,
Speaker 7: this is These are quite goods.
Speaker 3: Take them off, man, Okay, well usual you can talk
Speaker 3: about dar and off the cloud. We should go. It's
Speaker 3: been very long.
Speaker 4: We're better.
Speaker 5: I hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 5: percent better today.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tim, what's pleasure?
Speaker 7: The pleasure was mine? I was pleasure?
Speaker 3: Well now I was when your dacks were off.
Speaker 7: No, the ducks won't af sorry, just the trousers.
Speaker 3: Oh they were off.
Speaker 7: Don't put those thoughts in there.
Speaker 3: I was imagining them off. So that's where I'm getting
Speaker 3: going on. Leave us a review if you like five stars,
Speaker 3: please and we'll see you guys in a week. Have
Speaker 3: fun at dary On Mitchell Thank you.
Speaker 5: What did we make Today's question on Spotify for the
Speaker 5: comments below.
Speaker 3: Just that question right.
Speaker 7: Chocolate covered Sultan is hit like hit on.
Speaker 4: We can bring that back.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat this whole bag. I've got to stop.
Speaker 3: They're amazing to him as a you worthless twink on Instagram.
Speaker 3: We'll see you soon. Thanks guys, wait for the podcast.
Speaker 7: See that.
Speaker 4: I love your darling, Bye bye?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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