WEBVTT - MINI: Baby Update

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian None Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack. What is going on in the world of forthcoming baby?

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<v Speaker 2>How is Biancho?

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<v Speaker 3>He's still getting bigger and bigger, much bigger than he

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<v Speaker 3>should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw the video of the archery and bi

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<v Speaker 2>Anchor is looking amazing. But he's going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>big boy.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a big Swallen Belloy what it looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a nine foot man in there. I think actually

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be the longest baby ever born. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean when the magician or clowns used to empty out

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<v Speaker 2>their pocket and it was like never ending.

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<v Speaker 3>Bianchor is twenty four weeks pregnant. We've got another friend

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<v Speaker 3>who's twenty two weeks pregnant and you can't even tell

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<v Speaker 3>she's pregnant yet when she closed.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight foot of this baby is to throw even on

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<v Speaker 2>the solobram, it's mainly hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time she goes to a scan and they tell

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<v Speaker 3>her it's great news that he's big. Actually one a

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<v Speaker 3>big baby means he's getting heats of nutrients. But the

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<v Speaker 3>certain thing is that when it comes out, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot harder to do.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the only bit she's going to hear, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>she because she's got this you know this deadline dates.

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<v Speaker 3>Now she's trying to get any huge now, what's going

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<v Speaker 3>to happen come much anywhere she goes. She's trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get validation from people who've had kids that if it's

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<v Speaker 3>a big baby, it's not too hard to get out.

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<v Speaker 3>She went to a facial yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the biology involved. Everyone knows the bigger the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>they're bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>The push, no, but maybe gravity weighs it down more

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<v Speaker 3>and it comes out easier.

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<v Speaker 2>But you think she's going to sort of drop out.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a very way that your baby boy would

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<v Speaker 2>drop into the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't been going to the scan, so I don't really.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what's going on down the gym work. Those boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Told me COVID restrictions. They've still got restrict They got

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<v Speaker 3>still restrictions in place, and it means only one person

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<v Speaker 3>in the scans at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>So she size that bump as well. There's no room

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<v Speaker 2>for you in the in the room. You're on one

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<v Speaker 2>of those scissor lifts. Just hearing through the window, cud

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<v Speaker 2>he's massive.

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<v Speaker 3>So for a little bit I was still I was

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<v Speaker 3>going to the hospital with her and city in the

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<v Speaker 3>waiting room. But that was so boring. So now it's

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<v Speaker 3>actually kind of good for me. Now I'm just sitting

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<v Speaker 3>at home and I get the video update when Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Really saying this out loud, it's kind of good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to be in there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I am looking forward to getting back, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>crazy they've still got the restrictions. And yes, now you've

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<v Speaker 3>made me realize I wish I was in there, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not taking the name.

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<v Speaker 2>And where are you with names? You must have short lists.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you can't say you can't say no, but

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<v Speaker 3>I must keep them close to my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Have you got a favorite one that you like? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you're still going with Jack Junior.

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<v Speaker 3>He will not be.

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<v Speaker 2>I still think it's gonna be. I actually still believe

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be something like Jack Junior. The third.

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<v Speaker 3>Does anyone get named after their dad anymore? You don't

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<v Speaker 3>hear too many juniors.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump Trump, and you don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It is very, very tough coming up with baby names

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<v Speaker 2>that you can both agree on. Or what my wife

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<v Speaker 2>and I went through, you probably did the same thing, pantsy,

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<v Speaker 2>where one of you likes the name and then one

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<v Speaker 2>of you has had experience in your life of dating

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<v Speaker 2>them or being done by one of the more bad

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<v Speaker 2>boss with that name.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the hardest thing. Every time I hear a name,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't help but think of a guy I went

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<v Speaker 3>to high school with and go, yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife really liked the name Hitler, and I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 3>He had that teacher who is really mean to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it just takes me to a time, Sarah, so

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<v Speaker 2>have you You must have already started to.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got we've got a top three that we agree on,

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<v Speaker 3>so you'll probably we're in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you're happy with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but I had to push, as I was telling

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<v Speaker 3>you during the song, had to push through a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of Spanish, if flavored names, because biankes Venezuelan originally.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've told her not in Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>What I just think. I don't think it will have

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<v Speaker 3>the romance that she thinks will have when she suggests

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<v Speaker 3>Alejandro and Rudolpho, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Think are those some of the ones?

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<v Speaker 3>They were there, There were Venusuelia.

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<v Speaker 2>Their beautiful names, then Spain as well, but here.

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<v Speaker 3>But then when you get in Australian saying it will

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<v Speaker 3>be like rudoupho.

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<v Speaker 2>Rud Rudy. It would just be shortened, abbreviate to a

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<v Speaker 2>trunk el bastardized some horrible way.

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<v Speaker 4>Alejandro, do it is your second name? Weave it into

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<v Speaker 4>you the second Are they going to have a second name?

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<v Speaker 4>Not everyone does.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't have a second name.

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<v Speaker 2>But even so, I still therefore your son can't have one. Anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have to give a stick to play with miserable.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I haven't got one. Perhaps therefore he won't.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it clashes with the surname post Rudolf.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's someone about protecting the Trump empires that grilled

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<v Speaker 2>the brat.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what you mean, though, because Ronan was one

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<v Speaker 4>of our boys, and my married name is Newman, and

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I can't have Ronan Newman because it's like

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<v Speaker 4>Roman numerals.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that I can't have that. That's literally melting

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<v Speaker 2>my brain saying that Roman. It doesn't it doesn't scan,

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<v Speaker 2>your right, it doesn't scan. So you think in a

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<v Speaker 2>short punchy name like.

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<v Speaker 3>Post Bob post yeap and what I'm getting from as

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<v Speaker 3>a post yank his family who migrated from Venezuela to

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<v Speaker 3>America is either really Spanish names or really American names.

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<v Speaker 3>The other ones I'm getting from my in laws are

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<v Speaker 3>like Buck and Chad.

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<v Speaker 4>No, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave the show.

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<v Speaker 3>People who have the name Buck.

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<v Speaker 2>But plenty offense men. Offense mean, offense meant a start

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<v Speaker 2>new feature called defense meant I have in all suits.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been working for the right time. I forget it.

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<v Speaker 3>You did, Jack Junior was your first suggestion.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually spent time and really sort of trying to

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<v Speaker 2>divine some great possible names for your son. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you are not interested, then I will give

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<v Speaker 2>these away to other listeners who have nameless chance.

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<v Speaker 3>Always happy to hear more.

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<v Speaker 2>Hank.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, don't hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know my next best friend is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>called Hank. Hank is a great name.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, you trust I'm going to put that on the list.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to have a friend called Hank. I

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<v Speaker 2>would be if there's anyone called Hank right now. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>be friends. Let's build bunk beds together like step brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not lying. I'm not just doing this for the

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<v Speaker 3>show to suggestion.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on. Hank post is a winner, that's in my

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<v Speaker 2>top three.

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<v Speaker 3>What is Hank?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you watch just come out.

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<v Speaker 3>I really like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just come out it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a all right, Artemus.

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<v Speaker 3>Too fairy tally.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to be called Artemus. It would have

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<v Speaker 2>been shortened to Artie.

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<v Speaker 3>He's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Spike, I love the name Spik too. Dog Doggie,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, you're down the part. You've got Spike. Eighteenkvoodles

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<v Speaker 2>to come in your way, bing bing post. That's a winner.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody knows. Being is the search engine that you don't use.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this this is the big one. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to I just think about it. Don't react

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<v Speaker 2>to immediately, Zeus, the God of gods.

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<v Speaker 3>Not reacting immediately, Zeus, I've had some time to process.

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<v Speaker 2>The God of gods, the ruler, the protector, the father

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<v Speaker 2>of fathers.

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<v Speaker 3>No, thank you, but you like hank back to man.

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