Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian None Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack. What is going on in the world of forthcoming baby?
Speaker 2: How is Biancho?
Speaker 3: He's still getting bigger and bigger, much bigger than he
Speaker 3: should be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the video of the archery and bi
Speaker 2: Anchor is looking amazing. But he's going to be a
Speaker 2: big boy.
Speaker 3: There's a big Swallen Belloy what it looks like.
Speaker 2: There's a nine foot man in there. I think actually
Speaker 2: is going to be the longest baby ever born. I
Speaker 2: mean when the magician or clowns used to empty out
Speaker 2: their pocket and it was like never ending.
Speaker 3: Bianchor is twenty four weeks pregnant. We've got another friend
Speaker 3: who's twenty two weeks pregnant and you can't even tell
Speaker 3: she's pregnant yet when she closed.
Speaker 2: Eight foot of this baby is to throw even on
Speaker 2: the solobram, it's mainly hair.
Speaker 3: Every time she goes to a scan and they tell
Speaker 3: her it's great news that he's big. Actually one a
Speaker 3: big baby means he's getting heats of nutrients. But the
Speaker 3: certain thing is that when it comes out, it's a
Speaker 3: lot harder to do.
Speaker 2: But that's the only bit she's going to hear, isn't
Speaker 2: she because she's got this you know this deadline dates.
Speaker 3: Now she's trying to get any huge now, what's going
Speaker 3: to happen come much anywhere she goes. She's trying to
Speaker 3: get validation from people who've had kids that if it's
Speaker 3: a big baby, it's not too hard to get out.
Speaker 3: She went to a facial yesterday.
Speaker 2: Just the biology involved. Everyone knows the bigger the baby,
Speaker 2: they're bigger.
Speaker 3: The push, no, but maybe gravity weighs it down more
Speaker 3: and it comes out easier.
Speaker 2: But you think she's going to sort of drop out.
Speaker 2: That is a very way that your baby boy would
Speaker 2: drop into the world.
Speaker 3: I haven't been going to the scan, so I don't really.
Speaker 2: Know what's going on down the gym work. Those boys.
Speaker 3: Told me COVID restrictions. They've still got restrict They got
Speaker 3: still restrictions in place, and it means only one person
Speaker 3: in the scans at a time.
Speaker 2: So she size that bump as well. There's no room
Speaker 2: for you in the in the room. You're on one
Speaker 2: of those scissor lifts. Just hearing through the window, cud
Speaker 2: he's massive.
Speaker 3: So for a little bit I was still I was
Speaker 3: going to the hospital with her and city in the
Speaker 3: waiting room. But that was so boring. So now it's
Speaker 3: actually kind of good for me. Now I'm just sitting
Speaker 3: at home and I get the video update when Bank.
Speaker 2: Really saying this out loud, it's kind of good for you.
Speaker 2: You need to be in there.
Speaker 3: No, I am looking forward to getting back, but it's
Speaker 3: crazy they've still got the restrictions. And yes, now you've
Speaker 3: made me realize I wish I was in there, and
Speaker 3: I'm not taking the name.
Speaker 2: And where are you with names? You must have short lists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't say you can't say no, but
Speaker 3: I must keep them close to my chest.
Speaker 2: All right? Have you got a favorite one that you like? Yes,
Speaker 2: you're still going with Jack Junior.
Speaker 3: He will not be.
Speaker 2: I still think it's gonna be. I actually still believe
Speaker 2: it's gonna be something like Jack Junior. The third.
Speaker 3: Does anyone get named after their dad anymore? You don't
Speaker 3: hear too many juniors.
Speaker 2: Trump Trump, and you don't want that.
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Speaker 2: It is very, very tough coming up with baby names
Speaker 2: that you can both agree on. Or what my wife
Speaker 2: and I went through, you probably did the same thing, pantsy,
Speaker 2: where one of you likes the name and then one
Speaker 2: of you has had experience in your life of dating
Speaker 2: them or being done by one of the more bad
Speaker 2: boss with that name.
Speaker 3: That's the hardest thing. Every time I hear a name,
Speaker 3: I can't help but think of a guy I went
Speaker 3: to high school with and go, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: My wife really liked the name Hitler, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: He had that teacher who is really mean to you.
Speaker 2: Yes, it just takes me to a time, Sarah, so
Speaker 2: have you You must have already started to.
Speaker 3: We've got we've got a top three that we agree on,
Speaker 3: so you'll probably we're in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're happy with that.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I had to push, as I was telling
Speaker 3: you during the song, had to push through a lot
Speaker 3: of Spanish, if flavored names, because biankes Venezuelan originally.
Speaker 2: And you've told her not in Australia.
Speaker 3: What I just think. I don't think it will have
Speaker 3: the romance that she thinks will have when she suggests
Speaker 3: Alejandro and Rudolpho, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think are those some of the ones?
Speaker 3: They were there, There were Venusuelia.
Speaker 2: Their beautiful names, then Spain as well, but here.
Speaker 3: But then when you get in Australian saying it will
Speaker 3: be like rudoupho.
Speaker 2: Rud Rudy. It would just be shortened, abbreviate to a
Speaker 2: trunk el bastardized some horrible way.
Speaker 4: Alejandro, do it is your second name? Weave it into
Speaker 4: you the second Are they going to have a second name?
Speaker 4: Not everyone does.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have a second name.
Speaker 2: But even so, I still therefore your son can't have one. Anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to give a stick to play with miserable.
Speaker 2: Now I haven't got one. Perhaps therefore he won't.
Speaker 3: I just think it clashes with the surname post Rudolf.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's someone about protecting the Trump empires that grilled
Speaker 2: the brat.
Speaker 4: I know what you mean, though, because Ronan was one
Speaker 4: of our boys, and my married name is Newman, and
Speaker 4: I thought I can't have Ronan Newman because it's like
Speaker 4: Roman numerals.
Speaker 2: I thought that I can't have that. That's literally melting
Speaker 2: my brain saying that Roman. It doesn't it doesn't scan,
Speaker 2: your right, it doesn't scan. So you think in a
Speaker 2: short punchy name like.
Speaker 3: Post Bob post yeap and what I'm getting from as
Speaker 3: a post yank his family who migrated from Venezuela to
Speaker 3: America is either really Spanish names or really American names.
Speaker 3: The other ones I'm getting from my in laws are
Speaker 3: like Buck and Chad.
Speaker 4: No, please.
Speaker 2: Leave the show.
Speaker 3: People who have the name Buck.
Speaker 2: But plenty offense men. Offense mean, offense meant a start
Speaker 2: new feature called defense meant I have in all suits.
Speaker 2: I've been working for the right time. I forget it.
Speaker 3: You did, Jack Junior was your first suggestion.
Speaker 2: I've actually spent time and really sort of trying to
Speaker 2: divine some great possible names for your son. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but if you are not interested, then I will give
Speaker 2: these away to other listeners who have nameless chance.
Speaker 3: Always happy to hear more.
Speaker 2: Hank.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't hate that.
Speaker 2: I know my next best friend is going to be
Speaker 2: called Hank. Hank is a great name.
Speaker 3: Actually, you trust I'm going to put that on the list.
Speaker 2: I would love to have a friend called Hank. I
Speaker 2: would be if there's anyone called Hank right now. Let's
Speaker 2: be friends. Let's build bunk beds together like step brothers.
Speaker 3: I'm not lying. I'm not just doing this for the
Speaker 3: show to suggestion.
Speaker 2: It's on. Hank post is a winner, that's in my
Speaker 2: top three.
Speaker 3: What is Hank?
Speaker 2: What do you watch just come out.
Speaker 3: I really like it.
Speaker 2: Just come out it.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: It's a all right, Artemus.
Speaker 3: Too fairy tally.
Speaker 2: I was going to be called Artemus. It would have
Speaker 2: been shortened to Artie.
Speaker 3: He's cute.
Speaker 2: Okay, Spike, I love the name Spik too. Dog Doggie,
Speaker 2: you're right, you're down the part. You've got Spike. Eighteenkvoodles
Speaker 2: to come in your way, bing bing post. That's a winner.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows. Being is the search engine that you don't use.
Speaker 2: All right, this this is the big one. Okay, I
Speaker 2: just wanted to I just think about it. Don't react
Speaker 2: to immediately, Zeus, the God of gods.
Speaker 3: Not reacting immediately, Zeus, I've had some time to process.
Speaker 2: The God of gods, the ruler, the protector, the father
Speaker 2: of fathers.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, but you like hank back to man.
Speaker 2: We're five more.
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