WEBVTT - 🤦‍♀️ Would You Rather THIS Or THAT?

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<v Speaker 1>Gold it's Jonesie Demander driving you home.

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<v Speaker 2>Studies have shown the more information gets passed through water

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<v Speaker 2>cooler gossip than through official men.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, so does it, Coli?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say water gather around, colleagues.

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<v Speaker 5>Gather around to the nineteen eighties where we stood around

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<v Speaker 5>a water cool It.

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<v Speaker 4>Could be the nineteen twelves when we stood around the

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<v Speaker 4>furfy water cart.

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<v Speaker 3>The old nineteen twelves.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring them back, these tastes. They're all standing around of

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<v Speaker 1>Frank green water again.

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<v Speaker 3>In their own homes, pretending to do And maybe that's.

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<v Speaker 1>A problem with the young generation. They've got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>stand around.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, let's discuss today's would you rather dilemma? Sphincter tightening conundrum?

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<v Speaker 5>That's a title for another segment. Okay, here's what we're asking.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you rather laugh at a joke that you didn't

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<v Speaker 5>quite hear and then you're asked to explain it to

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<v Speaker 5>a group or introduce someone that you've worked with for

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<v Speaker 5>six months and you never learned their name. Option A

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<v Speaker 5>for me or way Ryan thought it would take Option B.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>There's different techniques you can use, or you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>what's your Instagram handle?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, If I say, Ryan, introduce everyone. Yeah, got no

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<v Speaker 5>time to do any of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so hang on, let's just roll play. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 4>you have forgoten Amanda's name?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, Hi, Hi, Hi, Brendan saying quickly introduced me

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<v Speaker 5>to the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this young lady?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Just before we do that, can I just get your

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram handle? Got number fifty eight?

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<v Speaker 1>This is my friend Panops, I don't know. And also,

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<v Speaker 1>as I am of a certain age, I can't go

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<v Speaker 1>around asking young ladies for their Instagram handle because then

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be at hr we'll all be gathered.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's see which of these options people.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a study in the world. Ryan sab has

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<v Speaker 1>joined us on water cooler Chat sab Hi.

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<v Speaker 5>Guy, So laughing at a joke you didn't hear and

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<v Speaker 5>then having to explain it or introducing someone whose name

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<v Speaker 5>you should know but don't.

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<v Speaker 2>So this has actually happened to me, And I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>with option B. And the technique that I have is

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<v Speaker 2>I've worked with this person for about six months and

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<v Speaker 2>then when those two people who are being introduced start

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<v Speaker 2>talking to each other, nine times out of ten they

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<v Speaker 2>go Hi, I'm blah blah blah. Oh I'm nice for me,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm this, and then I'm like cool, that's her name,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how I've gotten out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does it always sometimes that can work.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes, you know, you can smell that technique a mile away.

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<v Speaker 5>The one stands it looks at you go really sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I've revealed my seed.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Brad has joined a cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you choosing option A? Are option B?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm choosing the not to forget someone's name. I do

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<v Speaker 6>all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I call mate old mate, you know, So I'd prefer

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<v Speaker 4>to look stupid than try and be deceptive yep, and

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<v Speaker 4>try and lue your way out of a joker wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>So Yeah, definitely be for me and Amanda. My whole

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<v Speaker 6>family voted for you, So Amanda.

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<v Speaker 3>Brad, that's wonderful news.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me just say though, it's an easy option for

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<v Speaker 5>men to go his mate. He's what if you' introducing

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<v Speaker 5>a woman?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh well, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Say, I'll probably say Darlad. Then I'd probably get sacked

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<v Speaker 6>for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's an interesting I think that's when you duck

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<v Speaker 5>and roll and look for cover and pretend you're on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on a corporate trip one time on the

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Coaster.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife was with me and there was a group

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<v Speaker 4>of these people that I knew all the names except

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<v Speaker 4>for one guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sure his name was Simon, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent of So I said to Helen, We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go into the circle of dudes. I know

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<v Speaker 1>everyone in this group. I want you to introduce yourself

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<v Speaker 1>to that guy.

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<v Speaker 5>When I'm talking to the other guy, tell me that

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<v Speaker 5>was fail safe, because that sounds perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Helen nods ahead and goes, yes. We go into the group.

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<v Speaker 4>She introduces herself to every person that I knew, not

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<v Speaker 4>the guy. Then it looked even worse, and he has

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<v Speaker 4>and one of my chop level and I went, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is why did.

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<v Speaker 3>She do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>She misunderstood the misunderstood the and the guy and you,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was just it was terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see what Sloan has to think.

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<v Speaker 5>Sloan explaining a joke that you haven't quite heard and

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<v Speaker 5>pretended to hear, or introducing someone who's whose name you

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<v Speaker 5>should know.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I have been in the predicament of both, and

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you the first one is just terribly

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<v Speaker 2>mortifying joke.

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<v Speaker 3>One have you had to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's mortifying. I don't ever want to be in that

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<v Speaker 2>predicament predicament again. So I'm I'm more at ease with

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<v Speaker 2>option B.

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<v Speaker 4>And if the joke is imagine if it's like an

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<v Speaker 4>incredibly racist messon.

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<v Speaker 5>And you've laughed along having no idea what the actually said.

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<v Speaker 4>To right mate, and they go excuse me, explain well

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<v Speaker 4>and then.

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<v Speaker 5>Terrible thank you, Sla say it's one of Sloane's jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll wrap this up with Glenn gle.

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<v Speaker 7>Look, you know what I could go with.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to go with.

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<v Speaker 7>Option B because you've always got a strategy.

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<v Speaker 6>Around introducing somebody and you can kind of control that,

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<v Speaker 6>so you know.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, Bob here you know these guys knew, I know

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<v Speaker 7>you're going to work together. You're really going to enjoy

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<v Speaker 7>working together. How about you tell you know, just tell

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<v Speaker 7>them about yourself. There's always what is always.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me just say this, Glen.

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<v Speaker 5>What if you're what if you're hosting some kind of seminar,

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone in the room is seated, and you have you're

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<v Speaker 5>the one person who has to introduce that person.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, well, you know then it's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 6>dance around it, but there'll be something to say. And

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<v Speaker 6>you all know him, you've seen him before and we've

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<v Speaker 6>been waiting for him. Come on out and just skip over.

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<v Speaker 1>Skip over the name. You mean no help.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I just like when a man who introduces himself to

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<v Speaker 4>someone that's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Working here for forty longer than I. I bet I

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<v Speaker 1>built this company. Thank you for all you coles, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being put off. Come on, Water Food Chain.

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<v Speaker 1>Now's time the Water Food cham