WEBVTT - #98: Bitter Bitches with Christian Hull 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.400 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:08.879 I'll tell you what. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.880 Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.120 sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.160 No, you know, I had it in the car on 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:24.600 the way home and I didn't have a spoon, so 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.960 I was like an hour a dillo trying to get 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:30.160 ants out of a hole. Bless yourself for the rude 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:34.239 shocks of young adultsthood, Bean fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:37.160 You cann't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:43.360 Goodness, may is just I'm still to play a couple 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:44.040 of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:54.080 this season. Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:57.680 Koob Episode ninety eight, It's a Day Tullo Mitchel Cove. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:00.360 Hello, Darling, and welcome to Christian Harlow. I guess this 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:00.680 is a. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.960 Date with Christian Team. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.920 Can I just say you are so radio like it's 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.479 a podcast. It's ten past seven Checking the Roads now 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:10.640 with Tras. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:12.520 No, it's because we come off the back of an 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.080 opener and I've made it this stalky, stupid thing Christian 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.320 where I say the number of the episode, then a 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.880 dumb rhyme, So ninety eight it's a date with Christian Health. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.399 Once you hear it, you'll go he's a genius. You'll 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:27.800 hear it. Well, I this is great. Thank you for 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.200 being here. Mitch. Are you friends with Christian? You know 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.720 him well than I do. I'm just a fan from Afar. Well. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:34.800 Christian and I do go way back because when I 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.120 was a little media student just moved to Sydney, my 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.880 teacher put me in touch with a successful alumni, and 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.160 that with you, Christian, because you were pretty much doing 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.600 the exact job I wanted. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:44.560 Bottom of the barrel. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.920 Yeah, well, there weren't really many other people doing digital 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.760 and social media stuff in radio because it wasn't really 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:51.600 a job at the time. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.240 I mean still sort of not really. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.200 Oh yeah, it's a bit of a random job. But yeah, 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.120 I remember my teacher put me in touch with you, 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:01.960 and we had the most profession and earnest catch up. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.120 I thought, oh my god, this guy is so polished. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.080 Then you started posting your own videos and I was like, ah, 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:10.079 so this is the real Christian Hull when he's not 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.959 on his best behavior mentoring young students. Here's a fucking 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.239 gronk like me. It was bat, Did I give. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.200 You good advice? Or did I tell you to run 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:17.840 for the hill? 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:18.120 Totally? 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.000 You gave me really good advice. At first you were 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.200 like super encouraging, but then after a while you were 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:22.760 like get out. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.680 It was all li it was alight. I was joking, 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.040 please leave. Well, I guess that's all we have in common. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.120 We're all sort of radio nerds. I'm still stuck in there. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.840 I'm tethered down. It's all I can do. I'm still 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.760 a broadcast of thinking that people listen to me at 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.240 night when I have to get my boyfriend to call 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.320 every night, to be a fake caller. But that's the point. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.680 Even in Breakfast, I was getting friends in family to 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:42.240 be callers. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.520 Well, how long did you work in radio, Christian? How long? Like? 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.000 All up? 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.040 What was your stint in commercial radio? 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:49.320 Nine years? 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.880 And then I did community radio for five years before that, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.880 so it was like fourteen fifteen years in in the 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.200 radio bubble, and I loved it, like, I had a 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.480 really great time, and it taught me everything that I'm 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.280 able to use for my social channels and how to 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.960 talk to an audience today. But Jesus, in the end, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.400 you sort of get fourteen years in and go, Really, 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.520 my pay has only gone up. Yeah, five thousand dollars 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:13.440 when I first started. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.600 You lasted fourteen years. I lasted four darlins. So you're 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:18.080 you're more tenacious than me. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.160 Jee, that's a long time. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:19.919 It's a long time. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.120 Yeah, But you went straight in. You were like straight 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:26.240 to the top. Your job was right in the thick 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.320 of it. I spent quite a number of years trying 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.560 to get into the thick of it. And you can 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.519 only last like four years. Where you are? I don't know, Mitch, 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:34.800 because how long have you been in radio? 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.560 I've been in radio seven. I've done seven. But the 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.920 first two was like was street team, and you're not 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:41.840 in content, so there's not the pressure. It's fine, you 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.880 can make Kansas cug. I was still straight, so I 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.320 had no sort of existential drand sitting on the shoulders. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.800 So I was loving it. But seven's long, and. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.560 How does that make you feel when a Christian says 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.920 things like radio is dying. That's literally the titles of 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.440 one of his podcast episodes right now. I haven't heard that. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:00.160 I haven't heard that one, but Christian Kettle elaborate on 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.280 how radio is dying? 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:07.600 Really Yeah, no, Like I'm so cynical, Like I went 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.720 through radio and I cheered me up, spit me out, 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.680 and I'm like, like I've come out a bitter human being. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.120 But look for me. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.479 I just think when I was younger, I listened to 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.440 Kyle and Jackie. Oh, and that carried through. You know, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.320 my formative years were with you know, ugly Phil and Jackie. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:28.600 Then it was Kyle and Jackie and I am obsessed 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.640 with them because that's who I grew up listening to. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:34.480 And so they're still on air, like my god, but 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.359 they're the last of their breed. The same with Jones 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.440 and Amanda, like they are the last ones when they go, 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.520 I'm going to be really interested to see what happens, 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.240 because you can have amazing talent like Jason p J. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:49.320 But your audience, Like in my day, back in March, 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.200 I am thirty five, you didn't have much choice. You 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.000 had radio and you had morning television and the newspaper. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.600 Now you've got everyone has a social platform, everyone has 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:06.440 a podcast, everyone, yeah, multiple, and so there's so much choice, 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.200 so the market is so much wider. So radio really 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:15.120 has to offer something unique. And radio at the crucial 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:20.080 time when social media was coming in, it didn't didn't adapt. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.640 Yeah, it had, it had a windows, yeah, and. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.120 It had a window to jump on things early, and 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:30.680 it didn't. You know, I saw, you know, all the 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:34.200 radio networks could have jumped on podcasting a lot sooner, 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.040 but they did it, and they waited for other people 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.560 to explore them and make them big, and then they 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:42.800 were like, we're doing podcasting, Well, you should have been 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:46.599 doing it six years prior. They had the opportunity to 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:51.960 build a real, broader entertainment brand versus just radio. It's 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.960 funny because now that I've left SCA, I get like 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.560 kiss where you guys work, Like, pay me a lot 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.880 of money to do sponsor stuff for you guys. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.680 On our radio session? Is that me with a beer? 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.719 Have they photoshopped a beat on me on the Instra 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.000 story flogging a two milk? No, that's Christian hard, I'll 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:09.400 get it. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:13.560 Have you ever seen Christian in real life, I think 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.640 far from as far. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.920 Maybe one's Christian. Yeah, Marti Gras, was it Mardi Gras? 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.760 I think it was Marti Gras. You were broadcasting, yes, 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.760 broadcasting live from Martigra, Yeah, I was. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.560 I feel like a lot of people, Mitch expect you 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.839 to look like Christian in real life because he is 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.120 like tiny. The first time I actually saw you in 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.320 real life, Christian, I was like, holy shit, you are 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:32.719 so sure. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.400 Yeah, I'm one sixty nine centimes. I'm tiny, I'm whatever 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:36.680 that is. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:36.880 Five. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.920 I can't do the I don't even know what I am. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.320 It's too much, it's too confusing, you know, It's funny. Christian. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:43.679 My cousin I was at a wedding on the weekend 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.640 and she was very pissed, but she was like, I 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.640 love Christian and what he's done with the schools, and 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.919 I sent my kids to Catholic schools and what if 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.400 they're gay. Loves everything you've been doing, and was like, 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.479 you know, I think you, as in me and Mitchell Coombs, 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.279 are a hybrid of you, like you kind of have, 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.480 but yeah, you've got like the loudness and the lovability, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:02.760 the cute cheeks of me. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:09.279 And then the cynicism and well, yeahs oh my god, 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:13.200 that is so I've got Mitchell Coombs's countiness. And then occasionally, 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:19.160 very occasionally, yeah your joy, yeah, very rarely, my old 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.040 cumsy old bit of CUMSI. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:22.480 Yeah, that's me. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.080 Do you know what, I'm pretty sure I've actually before Christian. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.000 But I like fully, I fully take credit for any 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.840 success you've had, because I remember many years ago, before 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.040 you started making videos and stuff, there was an interview 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:35.760 you did and they said what inspired you to start 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.400 making videos? And it was like, oh, I saw Mitchell 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.480 Coombs made this bog and Gate video and I thought 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.080 I need to get up off my arm and start 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.480 making videos too. So that's nice, but it's a little 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.960 bit annoying that you've completely fucking eclipsed me in terms 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.680 of success. But hey, you'd be nothing without me, don't forget. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:50.320 I don't think so. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.040 No, I'd absolutely be in a gutt of somewhere with 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.640 that of their old bogan Gate video that was so 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.000 good though, Like, wasn't that just. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:57.840 That bogen Gate video? 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:02.080 People still claim the annoying do you get because you're 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:03.600 like that was so long ago? Like I get a 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.040 lot of Trish because I played a charact called Trish 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.520 and that's sort of how I shot into the spotlight. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.000 Was playing a mum with a Christian. Was that the 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.559 blonde wig? Yeah, with the blonde wig. I don't. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.960 I don't do that anymore. And everyone's like, when's Trish 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:17.640 coming back? 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.520 That's what I was about to ask, because I haven't 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.520 seen Trish for ages. When was the last time. How 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.600 long has it been since Trish passed away? 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.200 God, I don't know, it's been a lot, it's been 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.880 a while. I'm just sort of done with it, like 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.800 I've exploited Trish in every possible facet that there's nothing 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.320 more to do, and it just looks like I'm trying 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.760 to go back to the glory days. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.000 Yeah. People have said that to me, you need to 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:38.520 do a follow up to the bog and Gate video, 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.120 and I'm like, I fucking showed you ever. I do 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:41.080 the tiny town. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:43.640 Yeah, that's all there is. I'm sure the tea towels 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.800 have been updated. There's probably a new design with. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:47.520 Your face on them. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.520 The craft shops closed, the one they're one business. There 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.160 were too many old ladies dying off. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.520 You could do like a fuck a fucked getaway, Mitch. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.679 You could just go to fuck towns and give tours 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.839 of disgusting towns in Australia. You could two of them. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.439 I'd feel a bit bad slagging off other towns. I 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.760 can bag my own you and visit some town and 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.880 be like, this is disgusting, this is shit. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.520 Here I am in Woollongong, low lives. Are you from 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.079 woo from the Shire? Close enough and you're calling out 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:15.680 woolen Gong. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.840 You're from the Shire and you're calling Woolengong as cesspool? 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:19.280 Right? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.120 Look, you're way more than your X radio career. You're very, 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.280 very very prominent online. People love you when we posted 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.320 that we were having you on the show, very excited 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.559 And do you have anch? I believe you prepared one? 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:30.960 Is that right? You know what an is? Do we 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:32.560 need to explain the basis of the show. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.640 I feel like you should, just in case there's anyone 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:35.520 near listening. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.719 If it is your first time listening. We start the 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.959 show the same way every week, with something you've noticed, 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.960 something you hate or appreciate that an is it just me? 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.240 Or an? I gym? I bring one, Mitch brings one, 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:47.480 and neither of us know what we're about to say, but. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.400 And Christian's brought one. I also don't know what he's 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:49.960 about to say. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:54.280 So we're a one and I'm really passionate. Really who starts? 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.319 We let Christian go first? It seems like it's passionate 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:57.680 about it. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.600 Yeah, you're ready to go first? Yep, all right, so 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:01.800 we'll can't you win our vio go? Bradley will tee 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.040 you up and then go straight go for it, all right, Bradley, 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:06.960 is it just me? 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:14.120 Do you also hate dog owners? Get the bit fucking hate? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.680 I hate dog people. I hate people that own dogs. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:19.240 I love well, No, I don't love dogs. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.679 I just don't. Do you guys own dogs? No? No, No, 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:23.360 I've got a cat. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.200 She's just like not far from me in the house. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.520 I'm such a cat person because she's a lot like 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.520 me in energy, where she's like get out of my face. 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:30.679 We don't really speak to each other. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.000 I just I live in a really. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:36.320 Uppity area in Brisbane and there's a trend going around, 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.200 Oh my dog's friendly and they don't put it on 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:38.640 a lead. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:44.120 Oh I'm just like fuck, Like it's so annoying. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:46.839 And then they're like, oh, he's so well behaved like, oh, 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.240 he's friendly. He's a friendly dog. Oh he's so friendly. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.640 I'm like, it's not about your dog. The other dogs 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:55.199 are on a lead because they're not friendly, and now 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.480 your dog is just freely walking up to another dog. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.640 Oh no, I can't believe you've got a tagg it's vicious, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:04.319 Like put your fucking dog on a lead. I was 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.600 walking the other day and there was a couple behind 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.640 me and they were like awfully training there, like it 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.640 was like a kelpie and you know, like it's like 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:13.320 a cattle dog. 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:13.839 Yeah. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.880 Like I'm in the middle of the city. To give 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.280 you an idea, I live in something. It's like Paddington 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.680 or wool of a Louis. Lots of streets and hills 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.560 and it's narrow, and I'm like, you want your dog 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.720 to run, like run free, Like where's it gonna go? 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:28.600 It can go ten meters and then there's a road. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.320 It's not like, Oh, I don't want to restrict my 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:34.040 dog on the lead. I'm like, it can't fucking go anywhere. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.520 And they were constantly being like Scout, Scout, sit heel 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.319 by my side, by my side. No, yes, no, I 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.000 just put it on a lead. Or let it run 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:44.400 onto the road and die. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.920 Yeah, I said Christian. I was brought this up and 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.680 have been equally as impassioned on the show before about 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.400 extendo leads and how they're the bane of my existence. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.920 Those at tractable, they're retractable leads. They just go for 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.840 my They're worse than no leads. Could you get tangled 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:00.840 in the legs and then they wrap your thigh and 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.360 the dog runs through and weaves around different owners. It's 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.000 a mess. I can't stand them. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.880 It's the worst, and like this whole My dog is friendly, Oh, 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:09.760 piss off? 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:10.720 How do you know? 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.000 Like Ted Bundy was friendly? Do you think Ted Bundy's 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:17.439 mother was like, oh, he's ferocious. No, she thought her 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.760 son was friendly. He murdered twenty four women. He was 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.480 not friendly, Like you know. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:28.440 Oh everyone's friendly until they attack, right, everyone is friendly. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.360 It's also not about whether they're friendly or not, because 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.120 when they're off the lead and the dogs like come 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.800 up to you and they like putting their nose up 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.120 in your business, It's like, I don't care how friendly 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:37.440 you are. I just don't want you to touch me, 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:38.560 Like I just don't want to be involved. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:39.640 No, they're gross. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:43.480 And smelly, and I'm just and then there's one and 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.319 it's this beautiful giant wolfhout in. It looks fucking terrifying. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.400 But like of all accounts, he lives in the local area. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:55.319 He's quite a friendly ish dog. But when his owner 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:59.239 goes into the Woolworths, the dog is so enormous, sits 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.840 right in front of the automatic doors and you can't 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:06.200 get in or ound. And it's also because there's young kids. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:10.119 The kids are terrified and I just like, I understand 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:14.040 that your dog is this big, beautiful, friendly giant, but 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.800 these children can't leave the fucking store with their mother 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.439 because this dog is sitting in the way and they're 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.079 screaming and crying what are you doing? 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.000 And you can't rationalize with dog owners too, because it's 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.800 the baby. No, you can't at all. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.640 They change, They become like, I don't know what it 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:34.719 is like, they allow filth into their home. It's discussing 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.640 the dog smells. It's like sitting on you and they're like, oh, 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.599 isn't it so cute. I'm like, get it off me. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:43.760 You haven't clipped its clippers. It's paws and now it's sharp. 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.560 I just I just not I just hate people. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.680 I've sensed that, But what about even dog people who 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.920 don't own dogs? Like if I'm out with friends and 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.040 i can't walk more than like ten minutes about my 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.000 friend just going oh hi baby and just bonding as 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.200 a random's dog, I'm like, no, ignore Phoebe, my good 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.520 my good friend and content producer Phoebe is the most 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:08.640 obsessive dog person. And we'll go every time there's a dog, 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.160 and it's like you can't have a conversation with her, and. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.040 Just she has to be excuse me, can I pat 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:13.440 your dog? 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.439 I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, Oh my god, I've got 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.880 so many friends like that time I don't have time. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.600 And so are you a cat person or just not 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:21.320 a pet person? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.440 No, I'm a nothing person. 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:28.520 I may like plants are the only things that I 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.800 can handle that are living. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.440 So you two just hate joy any sort of form 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:35.160 of love joy? No? 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.040 What Like dogs are cute, don't get me wrong, so 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.240 cute and I'll be like, oh, it's such a cute dog, 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.320 and I'm like, I am done, get it away from me. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.000 Like it's annoying, it's got a shit somewhere, it's pissing everyone. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:46.960 I'm like, no, same as children. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.880 Really, I mean I say that I hate people and 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.720 I hate leaving the house, but when you say it, 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.400 I can't actually tell if you're kidding, because I feel 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:55.440 like it's completely true. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:59.160 No, I genuinely it's taken me a while. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.120 Like I always thought people like. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.680 You'll find the one, you'll have a relationship, and I 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.600 was like, yeah, maybe I will. I mean, I'm thirty 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.880 five and I just don't want. I don't I don't 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:09.640 like sleeping in the same bed with someone. I don't 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.800 want to make a compromise on dinner. I like, you know, 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.320 being nude and not being judged around the house. I 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.320 like shit everywhere, Like I live my best life alone. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:21.960 And then when people like if I want to go 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:26.000 out for dinner, oh god alone. Oh it's just really 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.880 I really like it sounds like a real narcissistic thing 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:33.280 to say, just love my own company. Just there's no responsibility, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:34.800 there's no pressure. You don't have to like, oh I'm 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.560 running five late, or you know, got to do this, 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:37.080 got to do that. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.760 It's just like, just do whatever. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.280 And so does your mom do what my mom does 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.840 where she's always kind of pressuring you. When are we 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.480 going to meet your special someone and it'll happen one day. 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.720 No, my parents have Actually, I think. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.960 Your parents have always known that I'm just a grumpy asshole. 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.800 Well you've got your sister and brother. Yeah, exactly that 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.480 they can go to. And they still a bit like 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:02.880 are they still doing this on They tap their watch 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:03.400 and look at you. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.120 Oh, definitely. And every time I say it's not gonna happen. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.280 I don't want kids, Mom's like, you never know, and 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.720 I'm pretty it can't happen by accident? Can it? 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:12.800 Like not for you? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:14.400 No? No, it's a bit tricky. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.640 And so you've never been in a relationship, right, No, No, 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.280 I just have three minute hookups from grinder. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.640 And it's I remember hearing I think it was on 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.560 God when m Rosciano did Breakfast, when you were on 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.320 You're doing a segment, and I remember you saying it 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.760 stuck with me. You had a separate room, a spare 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.840 room in your house that you would exclusively use four 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:34.600 hook cups. So you had your main bedroom you would 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.680 never fucking there, but the spare guest room was your 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.480 fucking room. Is that true? Do you still do it? 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:40.720 It's true? 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.920 Yeah, because my bedroom is gross. It's just messy. And 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.000 so I just have a guest room that's always made up, 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.360 that looks super clean that I'm like, oh, look how clean. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.760 Name is a human and it's my sex room and 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:52.760