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Speaker 1: This is Will and wood Yes, it is Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody getting your home this afternoon, Woods your stand review?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to be reviewing your favorite TV show

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Speaker 1: and stand? Very surely if you say any of the

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Speaker 1: forbidden words as usual, a punishment today could get nasty.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have to tell You're going to tell

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Speaker 1: you dad something that no child should have to tell

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Speaker 1: their parents. That's going to be happening very very shortly.

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Speaker 1: And also we're going to be asking you, guys a

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Speaker 1: question we asked you last week which just produced one

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Speaker 1: of the best calls we've ever had. How long have

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Speaker 1: you been doing it wrong for? Listen to this. This

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Speaker 1: happened last week.

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Speaker 2: I work in as part of the fertility clinic and

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Speaker 2: we had a couple come in last year and they

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Speaker 2: said they've been trying to get pregnant for the past

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Speaker 2: ten years. And then after this, like you're digging a

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Speaker 2: little bit further about what was actually going on, we

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Speaker 2: found out that they'd been doing they knew he were

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Speaker 2: doing the action in the wrong hole for the past

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Speaker 2: ten years.

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Speaker 1: Talk about the big things that we probably won't be

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Speaker 1: covering later on. Yeah, story from Italy one of the moon.

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Speaker 3: It's your.

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Speaker 1: Pizza. But there's a rip of a story. Actually, Italy

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Speaker 1: has started banning kids from their schools certain type of kid.

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Speaker 1: What do you reckon they're banning them for.

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Speaker 3: They are banning a certain type of child.

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Speaker 1: They are banning children for a particular reason. What do

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Speaker 1: you reckon? They're banning them form in Italy? In Italy? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Saying no to a pizza bas what saying no to

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Speaker 3: a pizza pasta?

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Speaker 1: Saying if the child says no to pizza, all pasta

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Speaker 3: Sorry? That was bad Italian.

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Speaker 1: School Like, no, no, no, it's not. It's not for

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Speaker 1: saying yes or not do any food? Are kids who

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Speaker 1: aren't vaccinated? Ah right, I'm now officially banned from going

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Speaker 1: to school in Italy.

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Speaker 3: That's a government movement.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah wow yeah, it's illegal to send you cut

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Speaker 1: to school if it's not vaccinated. Kids have diedds have

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Speaker 1: died from measles that they've obviously picked up at school

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Speaker 1: from other kids who aren' vaccinated. So I just said

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Speaker 3: This is good, this is great, great, very good stuff.

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Speaker 3: I will I want to talk about a Saudi Arabian airline,

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Speaker 3: real quick. Saudi Arabian Airlines plane was forced to turn

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Speaker 3: around after a woman accidentally left something behind. What yeah,

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Speaker 3: what do you think it was?

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Speaker 3: The whole plane had to turn around.

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Speaker 1: The whole plane, yep, had to turn around to be

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Speaker 1: something pretty decent. Then, doesn't it a crack. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say, like a dead relative was carrying with her

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Speaker 3: So what's the reason they turned around?

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Speaker 1: So you go and get the body, like you know, oh,

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Speaker 1: No? Huh? Well sorry, it's been very fun and you

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Speaker 4: In the terminals.

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Speaker 3: He left her baby at the terminal. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. Final story here would which is fascinating a

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Speaker 1: He does what phototo?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was actually gonna ask you if you had

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Speaker 3: Mac Horton, Oh, the elite long distance swimmer?

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I went with swimmer as well with you?

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Speaker 3: Oh, here we go? Yeah, who'd you go for?

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Speaker 1: Liesel Jones?

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Speaker 3: We do look very similar to me. You wouldn't actually

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Speaker 3: That's me. Yeah, that's me. Well. A pamphlet giving young

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Speaker 3: by the suffragettes. Suffragettes suffragettes Really interestingly, there's suffragi jets

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Speaker 3: Say, oh great, go Australia. There's pamphlet though that they

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Speaker 3: they've put together, ye for advice is truly amazing stuff.

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Speaker 3: The first bit of advice, number one is just don't

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Speaker 3: doesn't it that one sort of lies? But I thought

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Speaker 1: Don't marry also good?

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Speaker 3: Don't necessarily? Marriage is nice, isn't it. I'm a celebrant,

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Speaker 3: so you don't wreck my business. Our number is thirteen

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Speaker 3: right now to update the pamphlet. So I'm asking women

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Speaker 3: to anyone who isn't married yet on what is the

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: What have you? What have you learned through through your marriage?

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Speaker 1: Will? Will? What are you covering the Women's Weekly today? Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's the secret to a happy marriage? What's secret to

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Speaker 3: I'm not a woman, nor have I been married, but

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Speaker 3: I think your opinion matters for little to nothing. I

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Speaker 3: And we had these Russian lovers and then we have

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Speaker 3: You know that you wouldn't read in the Women's Weekly. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: no offense to the Women's Weekly, by the way, great publication.

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Speaker 1: What's the secret to a good marriage? We'll turn it

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Speaker 1: this does sound very women's weekly. But the reason we

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Speaker 3: Yes by the Suffragettes. This is their theme song, the

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Speaker 3: Suffragettes daughters Will Dorris and they'll singing great for course

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a bit passee and there are little

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Speaker 3: Very much. There you go, and you know, gossip columns

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Speaker 3: And I'll give you a question, I know whatever.

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Speaker 3: That just gets better and better, doesn't it.

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Speaker 6: So you can buy a liquid power like wash feet

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Speaker 6: Instead of buying fabric softener, I was buying liquid washing

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Speaker 1: It's not such a bad result.

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Speaker 3: Really a bit of a waste to be double washing

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Speaker 1: A waste of money. Joyce is called Joyce? Yes, how

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Speaker 9: And not me? It was my cousin's grandparents overseas. They

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Speaker 3: Joy Are they still doing it?

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Speaker 9: I know they're stopped?

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Speaker 1: We know, Yeah, exactly, Oh my god, Joyce, thanks so much.

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Speaker 1: Great stup. It's woody stand reviews. Say a forbidden word

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Speaker 1: Last week he reviewed ap bio and had his goaty

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Speaker 3: Maybe smoke a smash last cloud before that time? Oh,

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Speaker 3: now Apocalypse? Will It is a cracker. But of course

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, Well you know, the producers don't think it's

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Speaker 1: all you got to do review now Apocalypse, the brand

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Speaker 3: A new episode every Sunday.

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Speaker 1: We'll put the time on the clock. The words you

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Speaker 3: No, it's not easy. Okay. This is a great insight

447
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Speaker 3: into living in La.

448
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Speaker 1: La Los Angeles. Sorry producers have called it.

449
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 3: They've called it okay, Well, it's a great inside and

450
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 3: living in that area. And one, you've got all these

451
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 3: firing performers that sort of have their different jobs in

452
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 3: that place that I was saying before and what they

453
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 3: do to sort of make ends meet. And obviously there's

454
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 3: so much relatable dating stuff on there, like heaps of

455
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 3: online dating stuff which everyone can relate to, which I've

456
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 3: hand really really funny. The interesting thing is there's something

457
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Speaker 3: weird going on the brand weird. That's too, So there's

458
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Speaker 3: something supernatural going on in amongst all of this. So

459
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Speaker 3: you're following the character of Ulysses, who is who goes

460
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Speaker 3: on a number of dates, is in the online dating

461
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Speaker 3: and he meets this particular guy. And then after this

462
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 3: date with this particular guy, he sort of goes back

463
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Speaker 3: to his friends and tells them that something three. It

464
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Speaker 3: is three.

465
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Speaker 1: Oh, so you've gone with la friends and weird, that's three.

466
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Speaker 1: The brand series now Poculus is now streaming only on stands.

467
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Speaker 3: Out of five four point five. He's out of five. Yeah,

468
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 3: you're just intrigued. It's funny, but you're also intrigued. You

469
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Speaker 3: know you're coming back every Sunday when they release those episodes.

470
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Speaker 1: It's on Standing check it out. What you guys should

471
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: stick around for right now, though, is that Woods has

472
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Speaker 1: to call his dad, he said three of the forbidden

473
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Speaker 1: words as always, and tell him something that no son

474
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Speaker 1: should have to tell their parents. You guys can find

475
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Speaker 1: out exactly what that is.

476
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Speaker 3: Can we maybe, well maybe just talk about this during

477
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Speaker 3: the song. I don't want to be serious with dad.

478
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Speaker 1: It's not that serious, Okay, it's potentially heartbreaking for me

479
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: or dad. Oh just Joyce. Woods just finished his stand review.

480
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for him, he did say three of the forbidden words.

481
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Speaker 1: A bit of a trend going on there, mate. The

482
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Speaker 1: show now Apocalypse apparently very worth watching. But here's the deal.

483
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Speaker 1: The punishment today is that you have to tell your

484
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Speaker 1: dad what you told me on air the other day

485
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Speaker 1: about his cooking.

486
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Speaker 13: My dad told me he made the world's greatest banana bread.

487
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Speaker 13: He spent all weekends making this banana bread. Had a

488
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Speaker 13: bite of it, and I said to him, oh, ju

489
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Speaker 13: is the best banana bread? I've ever had that's really

490
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Speaker 13: good banana bread. Yeah, of course. Well I didn't enjoy

491
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Speaker 13: the flush it down the toilet.

492
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Speaker 3: Wait, I can't.

493
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: He makes it every week.

494
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Speaker 3: He makes it every week.

495
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Speaker 1: He can't be that proud of it. It can't be

496
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Speaker 1: that good.

497
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Speaker 3: No, I don't think I've ever seen any more proud

498
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Speaker 3: of it. He's more proud of this banana bread than

499
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Speaker 3: me as a child. Sweet to god.

500
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Speaker 1: All right, what we're gonna do is getting him on

501
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Speaker 1: the phone now.

502
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Speaker 3: Okay, So I might just saying I don't really like

503
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Speaker 3: I don't, I don't love it.

504
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Speaker 1: No, you're telling him that you you've flushed it down

505
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Speaker 1: the toilet. I don't make the rules here, mate, all right, okay,

506
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: I do to make the rules. I'm sorry for this

507
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Speaker 1: to have to happen.

508
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Speaker 3: But hey Dad, Hey you going okay?

509
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Speaker 11: Well yourself?

510
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 12: Yeah?

511
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Speaker 3: Pretty good? Pretty good? Great to see you last night. Yes, yeah,

512
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Speaker 3: good catch you have? I did. I did just have

513
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Speaker 3: something to tell you.

514
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 11: Right, okay?

515
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know how you've been making the banana bread.

516
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, with great success.

517
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Speaker 3: Award winning, yes, award winning. Yeah, yes, banana bread. Well,

518
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Speaker 3: I just I wanted to let you know, Yes, I

519
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 3: just wanted to let you know that I don't. I

520
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 3: don't actually like it that much.

521
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Speaker 1: Yeah right, there's more.

522
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Speaker 3: You know last night when you brought the banana bread out.

523
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Speaker 3: It's becoming a bit of a weekly thing now that

524
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Speaker 3: you bring out the banana bread. I pretended to put

525
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Speaker 3: something in my mouth, but then actually actually I went

526
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Speaker 3: to the toilet straight after, and I flashed it down

527
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Speaker 3: the toilet.

528
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Speaker 11: Well, that's confronting to me.

529
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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

530
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Speaker 11: Look, I appreciate your honesty, and that's what it's all about, honesty.

531
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Speaker 5: It's hurtful.

532
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Speaker 11: I probably won't cook again. I'll get over it, and

533
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 11: you will, and I'm sure we'll come out better for it.

534
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: All right, Dad, The resulto is great those Dave.

535
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 11: The resulto is legendary. People always talk about it.

536
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Speaker 1: See you, mate, it's great to hear from you.

537
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Speaker 11: Well, when you invite me around for dinner, I'll bring

538
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 11: my own rosotto if you like, and banana ca we'll

539
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 11: cook for you.

540
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Speaker 3: That's part of the deal, isn't that how people will

541
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Speaker 3: getting touch to you?

542
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Speaker 1: Your people? Recently we were talking about the thirty six

543
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: question to ask someone before you fall in love with them.

544
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: It exists online. It's a test. You and I agree, Woods,

545
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Speaker 1: and I'm sure wherever you're listening in your car right now,

546
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Speaker 1: it's too long. Thirty six questions is just too much,

547
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Speaker 1: particularly if you're on a date or something. So we

548
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Speaker 1: want to narrow it down to five. We want to

549
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Speaker 1: narrow it down to the five things you need to

550
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Speaker 1: know about someone before you can fall in love with them,

551
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: also called the love test. That's just five or questions

552
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: that I need to ask to see if we're a match.

553
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 1: That love will last test test.

554
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 11: Very good.

555
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 3: That is very very very good.

556
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: So yesterday the love test basically, as I said, guys,

557
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Speaker 1: we're trying to get it down to five. The first

558
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: one that you guys suggested yesterday was how do I

559
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: know if they're a good person or not?

560
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

561
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 3: I got some great.

562
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: Ripping suggestions there. We will choose all of them at

563
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: the end. The one that's been decided on today and

564
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: this is from online Will and Woody Instagram, Will them,

565
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: we Facebook, the people that have contributed. People want to

566
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Speaker 1: know the next most important thing to everyone out there

567
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: is are they planned or unplanned?

568
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 3: And where they sit on the scar because obviously that

569
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Speaker 3: the scale of completely unplanned to plant is is it's

570
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 3: a fluctuating scale. It's good to know where the person

571
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Speaker 3: sits on the scale.

572
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: That's right. And so the next part about the test

573
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Speaker 1: woods is planned are unplanned? That's what we're trying to

574
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: get to. You're trying to figure that out about them.

575
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: What's the question you ask to figure that out? How

576
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: do you know whether somebody's planned or unplanned? And as

577
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: we discovered last time, this doesn't necessarily have to be

578
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: a question. This can be a scenario that you put

579
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Speaker 1: them through. So for example, some Ebony rode in on

580
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: our Instagram with the but she said, have a look

581
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: in their car and see how many water bottles they have.

582
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 3: Oh so, lots of water bottles.

583
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Speaker 1: Mean lots of full water bottles often beings very planned.

584
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Speaker 1: I know my mum's got like three water bottles ready

585
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Speaker 1: to go in her car at all times.

586
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Speaker 3: See, my thing would be that I've got a lot

587
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Speaker 3: of water bottles. But that's just because I keep forgetting

588
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 3: to take the water bottles.

589
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Out of their they're empty. So I'm yeah, and they're

590
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: just everyone planned. Okay, they're full, ready water bottles.

591
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 11: Ready to go.

592
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: I'll go on for you. Do they lay their outfit

593
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 3: out on the bed the day before.

594
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: Great question this for you guys, by the way, thirty

595
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: one or six five join the conversation. How can you

596
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: tell if somebody's planned or unplanned? How do your best

597
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: go about it? Really simple one, but I think this

598
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: is a lot about somebody. Yeah, when you go on

599
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: a holiday, how intense is your itinery? Mm? You know

600
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: those people that block out like every couple of hours.

601
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 3: My mum sends me her itineries and I honestly don't

602
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 3: know how Dad does it. Like there's like fifteen to

603
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: twenty minutes of free time every day. I don't know

604
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 3: what Dad doesn't have free time? But very difficult. Another

605
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 3: one here, I reckon when they start packing before they

606
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 3: leave before a trip. Yeah, oh that's so true. Some

607
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: people will pack like two weeks in advance. Again, I

608
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: don't mean to be tarnished in my mother's name, but

609
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: like my mom's as well, she's like twelve months before

610
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: a trip, She'll be like, well, I better start packing.

611
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: Here's one and this is isn't necessarily a question, but

612
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: let's say you were going on a date with somebody.

613
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Speaker 1: What about you just call them up on the way

614
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Speaker 1: to the date or send them a text on the

615
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: way to the date and just said, Hey, just saw

616
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Speaker 1: there's a little jazz band playing down the road. How

617
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: do you feel about scrapping dinner plans and going to

618
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: see the jazz band?

619
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 3: Mm? Hm, says a lot.

620
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: If they go, it's really it's flipping the date in

621
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: its head. They're going to change all their plans straight away.

622
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: It says so much about someone love to hear from you, guys,

623
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: How can you tell whether somebody's planned or on a

624
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: planned We're trying to figure out the perfect love test.

625
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 9: That's just five or questions that I need to ask

626
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 9: to see if we're a man.

627
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 8: Love will last test test test.

628
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: For a man who's in the jungles, such as yourself,

629
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Speaker 1: you're out there, you're single, hard to know whether the

630
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: person you're talking to or texting or whoever it is

631
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: is the right one. No, definitely, and even for those

632
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: people that are in a relationship. We found out there

633
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: was this epic test online, the thirty six questions to

634
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: ask somebody before you can fall in love with them.

635
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: Thirty six is too long. We're trying to do our own.

636
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 3: Far too much effort will far too much and impractical.

637
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: We're on like a five step test that you can

638
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: take out it's not. We'll post the test up on

639
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: our Instagram after you can just open our Instagram or

640
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: our Facebook go to the photo five steps right there

641
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: is this person right for me? Figure it out on

642
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: the spot. Yesterday we were asking this is off your

643
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: advice everyone out there on our Instagram and our Facebook.

644
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: They said, the first thing they want to know is

645
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: whether or not they're a good person. Today thirty one

646
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: or six five is the phone number we're asking you, guys,

647
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: how can you tell whether somebody is spontaneous enough or

648
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: spontaneous at all? Apparently this is a big deal. Is

649
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: it a big deal for you?

650
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: Okay? So yes, So I view myself as pretty spontaneous, yeah,

651
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: and unplanned. But here's the thing that doesn't necessar only

652
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 3: means that I would like to be with someone who

653
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 3: is spontaneous. And because I think it.

654
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: Was quite the opposite, andaos, the universe could implode.

655
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 3: I just don't think we'd survive, Like nothing would get

656
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: done and we both want to go with the flow,

657
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 3: and no one would make a decision. I think it

658
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 3: would be awful.

659
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: So it is important to you then, and it's what's

660
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: really funny is that yesterday we're asking people. The number

661
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: one thing was how do I know if they're a

662
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: good person? Step one of the love tests except two

663
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: of the loved tests. How can I tell whether they're

664
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Speaker 1: spontaneous or not? So it means a lot to people.

665
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: So Brown is called on thirty one and six five Brianna, Hey,

666
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Speaker 1: hey mate, how can you tell whether someone's spontaneous or not?

667
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 5: Well?

668
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 12: I'm really bad at this, but if I'm organizing to

669
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 12: go to a dinner or a lunch or even breakfast,

670
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 12: I'm always one to look at the menu before I go,

671
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 12: so I know exactly what I'm going to order. But

672
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 12: I'll sit and pretend that I know what I'm going

673
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 12: like I have no idea. But then I go, oh,

674
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 12: I think this was really nice, but knowing way ahead

675
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 12: that I knew I was going to get that.

676
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: People do it. Wow, people do it.

677
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's pretty My family hates it because they're trying

678
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 12: to surprise me. Yeah yeah, because they don't want me

679
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 12: to pre organize what I want to eat. But I'm

680
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 12: really shocking at it. So I'm very organized when I

681
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 12: go out.

682
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 1: I probly you're uncomfortable if you're not doing it, So

683
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: that would frustrate me? Is it if I got to

684
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: a restaurant and then I'm already looking at the media.

685
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: And that's one of my favorite parts about it is

686
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: I get there and I go, wow, what is there?

687
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: And then I look at it and then the person

688
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: opposite me goes, no, I don't have that because of this,

689
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wow, this is this is my favorite

690
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: part of the men.

691
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure that I had not even registered at checking

692
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: the menu green.

693
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: Some people are incredibly planned.

694
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 3: You can't know the specials notably well planned.

695
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: No, you can't. You can't never know the special and

696
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: bloody got them when you've got them.

697
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 3: You Kimberly here on thirty one six five. Kimberly, what's

698
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 3: your question to figure out if someone's planned or unplanned

699
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 3: or spontaneous?

700
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 6: Well A, do they have a diary?

701
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 10: Be how organized the diary and not.

702
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: The phone diary? You mean like like a physical diary

703
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: like a book. Yeah, book screams planned.

704
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 3: I feel like I just keep bringing up my mother here,

705
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 3: but yeah, her diary, every line is filled.

706
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: Person. It'll help you know instantly. What about you know

707
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: we're talking about questions here, so these These are all

708
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: questions you can ask people. Thanks Kimberly, But we want

709
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: the love test to be practical as well, so hopefully

710
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: you can take it with you on a date. What

711
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: about you're on a date with somebody, right, you walk

712
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: back from the toilet. You've gone to the toilet. Yeah,

713
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: you walk back from the toilet, you sit down and

714
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: you go, hey, just I just got a notification apparently

715
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: there are fifty flights to Balley. Oh well, we've got

716
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: a book right now. That's a good test, I mean,

717
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's the definition of spontaneous.

718
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

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00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: If they went yeah, from that, you'd know if you're

720
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 3: after a spontaneous person. If they're happy to go there,

721
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 3: your bloody go one.

722
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: The problem is that there probably won't be fifty flights

723
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: to Ballei. So if they say yes, then you you

724
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: just like.

725
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 3: Oh, no jets. That's pretty good mate. We got Chris

726
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 3: here on thirty one O six five. Chris, what's your question?

727
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 3: You know someone to see if they're spontaneous.

728
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 4: Chris, Well, if we're out on a day, I'll probably

729
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 4: asked if they want to go for an ice cream

730
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 4: at the end of the night, So quick, spontaneous.

731
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: Just a geggy ice cream, Chris, I don't know, crazy

732
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 1: and spontaneous if you if you agree to an ice

733
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: cream questions?

734
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: What could be interesting though? Before the day? Way to

735
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 3: dinner and.

736
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: You go, you know what, let's let's flip it.

737
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 3: Le's bloody. Let's let's throw the rules to the wind,

738
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 3: chuck things in reverse. Let's get an ice cream. Now,

739
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 3: do you want to go for a jeggy ice cream?

740
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 13: I love that?

741
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're spice it up a little bit more. Here,

742
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: here we go, just to really check if they're spontaneous, Chris,

743
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: I love this. You get the ice cream, yeah, you're

744
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: eating it. Yeah, and you just throw you throw the

745
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: ice cream at them. Sorry, well, you know, like quick

746
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: spontaneous think on your feet. What are you doing there? Oh?

747
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 3: Sorry, you think a test?

748
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm not like pivot out them. I mean I just

749
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: like love it like I love a bit of ice cream.

750
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 3: Sorry, are you hoping? So let's just put this into

751
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: you know, you know, practical terms. Here you're hoping that

752
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 3: this weekend, if this is the second test, I'm going

753
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 3: to be on a date with a girl. I have

754
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 3: convinced that I have an ice cream before the date,

755
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 3: which is already a little weird. And then I go o,

756
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: whoopie daisies, and I throw an ice cream at it,

757
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 3: and then I go home not over it. How do

758
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: you feel about that? And then you're hoping but for

759
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: them to be spontaneous. They go, oh god, I love this,

760
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: this is this is you know, you're.

761
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: Solvent? Does she go home and get into your job?

762
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: Do you take lots of Yeah? Anyway, we.

763
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 3: Well, researchers have come up with the world's first gender

764
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 3: neutral voice. Yeah.

765
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: So when you say researchers, yes, you mean they've sat down,

766
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: there's a whole bunch of studies on what is a

767
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: male voice, what is a female voice?

768
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: And then they've created this perfect gender neutral voice.

769
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 13: Wow.

770
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's phenomen so. Apparently it was a mid growing

771
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 3: concerns that technology companies are fuel in sextys stereotypes. So

772
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 3: they've comet with his voice that is called Q and

773
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 3: apparently you cannot tell if it is a male or

774
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 3: a female.

775
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: It's a perfect mix. Yes, I think we've got some

776
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: audio of it.

777
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 5: Now, Servant by Nature, I provide you with enhancement for

778
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 5: your romantic.

779
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 3: They got that audio that was crap.

780
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: The real we've got the real Cue beautiful. That was

781
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: definitely a guy.

782
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hi, I'm CUE, the world's first gender voice assistant.

783
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 5: Think of me like Siri or Alexa, but neither male

784
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,479
Speaker 5: nor female. My voice was recorded by people who neither

785
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 5: identify as male nor female and then alter it to

786
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 5: sound gender neutral.

787
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 3: Wow, what are your egging?

788
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean if we're doing stereotypically? Oh no, that's actually

789
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: probably right.

790
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 3: Pretty it's good, isn't it?

791
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: And sorry? Can I hear a little bit more? Can

792
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: I hear a little bit more of himigant?

793
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

794
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 5: Hi, I'm CUE the world's first gender less voices.

795
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 3: It's pretty boddy good, it's bloody good. Heads off to

796
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 3: the race searchers. But look what I'd like to have

797
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 3: a go at now, having a little bit of fun

798
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 3: and numbers thirteen one oh six y five. I want

799
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: to give people the opportunity to try and trick us.

800
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: If you're a woman listening to us right now and

801
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 3: you think you do a great male voice, give us

802
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: a call. Or if you're a male out there and

803
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 3: you think you can do a great female voice, Yeah,

804
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: give us a call, because qu's got us. Qu's absolutely cue.

805
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: That's brilliant. That is really really good.

806
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: Je's got us. That's well done.

807
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: But I'd love to say if anyone else out there

808
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: can do a really good one thirty one or six five,

809
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 3: and then we'll basically just try and tell well, we

810
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 3: won't put your name on the screen and.

811
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 1: We'll just guess whether you're a guy or a girl.

812
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, great opportunity to trick us, pull

813
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: our pants down. And I'm also just excited to hear

814
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: if people can do this.

815
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: Apparently the first ever voice woods that you're getting your

816
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: software gender neutral? Yeah, it is gender neutral. So this

817
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: is like as a replacement for Siri or whatever else

818
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: they've caught it. Q. Hey, you haven't actually heard.

819
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 5: Actually, Hi, I'm que the world's first gender less voice assistant.

820
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: Which way do you love? What do you think?

821
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 3: Really interesting?

822
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 11: Isn't it?

823
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: It's right in the middle as well. Do you think

824
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: it leads one way or the other?

825
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 8: No?

826
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 3: I actually do, because there are times that I hear

827
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 3: it and go, oh no, it's more like a guy,

828
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: and then it moves on and it sort of become

829
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 3: a girl a little bit. It's it's really interesting.

830
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: It is interesting, and more importantly, we're just through that

831
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: that it's really hard if you are a guy to

832
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: sound like you're a girl, and vice versa.

833
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: And we're putting that to the challenge right now, number

834
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five. If you think you can

835
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 3: fool us, yeah, then give us a call. We've basically

836
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 3: got a whole bunch of people here. We don't know

837
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 3: what their names are or anything. They're it's going to

838
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 3: start talking, and then we will try and guess if

839
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: it is a girl or a guy talking will.

840
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: All right, so all the names are gone, So let's

841
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: just go to call a one caller one. If we

842
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: just start talking, that'd be great.

843
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 4: Hey, how are you?

844
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 3: What what'd you get up to today?

845
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: Oh?

846
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 4: Not too much?

847
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: Guy? Definitely a guy?

848
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 9: All right, we think guy, I'm actually a girl.

849
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: Wo No, I'm joking.

850
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 6: I'm joking.

851
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a guy.

852
00:40:54,480 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: Good night. Admit there was a few eyebrows raised at you.

853
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 3: Let's go now to call it to start talking.

854
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 1: Hey, O the gold man, Oh jeez.

855
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 3: What do you do with yourself? Call it too?

856
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh my brick laborer?

857
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: Girl? Are you serious?

858
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 4: Yea, mchel.

859
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 3: Can you just talk normally right now?

860
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

861
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 4: This is my normal voice?

862
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: Change and give us back, give us the guy again.

863
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: Tell us you're gonna have a few beers with the

864
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: boys this weekend. Yeah, my, I'm gonna go have a

865
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: few beers at the boys after work on Friday. You're

866
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,479
Speaker 1: gonna come so awesome, mate, that is really well done,

867
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: well done.

868
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: Brilliant, Thank you. Yeah, change all right, let's go. This

869
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 3: is really fun. Let's got a call three now, Call three,

870
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 3: start talking.

871
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, what's that boys?

872
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 3: Wow? That's gotta be Uh what did you do today?

873
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: Call three?

874
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 6: It's just a UNI today?

875
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm jay that's that's that sounds a lot like

876
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: a girl.

877
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: Phenomenal.

878
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: You know what? This could this run in the middle,

879
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: isn't it?

880
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 7: Uh?

881
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: What?

882
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: What? What have you got to? What are you up

883
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 3: to this weekend?

884
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 12: I'm going out with the boys, but just going down

885
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 12: to the albe The new one is Jeff Melbury.

886
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 3: You think it's a girl, and it's a girl pretending

887
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 3: to be a boy. Okay, we think you think, we

888
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: think you're a girl. Call three. I'm a girl, very right,

889
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 3: stop right, very good.

890
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 10: Again a.

891
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: Little bit all right, let's got a call a phone now,

892
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: call of four, start talking.

893
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 9: Where's it going?

894
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: Girl? Wow? Girl? Will fire from the hit.

895
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 11: Is that so evident?

896
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: Are you a girl?

897
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

898
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 11: Well is that for you to guess?

899
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we think you're a girl.

900
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 4: Yes, I am a girl.

901
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Jeez, you are quick, Will, I don't know why I

902
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: was so quick.

903
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: That was phenomenal.

904
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: Just get out of here, Get out of my dojo.

905
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: Goodbye, gender whisperer. What are you man? I don't know

906
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 3: that sounds weird, whisperer. Let's got a call of five,

907
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: call or five, start talking.

908
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 8: Oh here you're going, Will and wood E, who.

909
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 3: AI are definitely a girl?

910
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: Oh right now, I want to talk about parents in emergencies. Now,

911
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about real emergencies obviously, but when they've

912
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: called you in what they would deem as an emergency.

913
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: Now the reason I want to talk about this, And

914
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: thankfully they're totally okay. But there's a Melbourne couple. I'm

915
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: not going to say they're elderly, but they're in and

916
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: around the sixty zone and they got themselves lost in

917
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: the bush, full emergency services looking for them for four days.

918
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: Four days they were out in the bush and they

919
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: eventually flagged down a mini bus to get them out there,

920
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: and they survived on their pack lunch and their music

921
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: bars for a few days while they decided whether or

922
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: not they could walk down this two hundred and fifty

923
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: men to drop. So took them four days to make

924
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: the decision. Yeah, and they decided, yeah, I reckon, we

925
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: can do it. And they just walked out.

926
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 3: And from what I understand, they were quite calm for

927
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 3: the whole thing. They enjoyed the experience.

928
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: Don't want to go back and do it again.

929
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, they're a helicopter searching for home.

930
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: The whole emergency service out there looking for them. Kaisk

931
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: example of a parent emergency. I mean, your parents don't

932
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: have to be lost for this to happen. My mum

933
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: called me the other day in a dead set state

934
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: of panic. Oh, she was driving her car. She needed

935
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: to get from one side of the city to the

936
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: other side of the city. She's doing the thing where

937
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: she puts the phone in the dock. Yes, she calls

938
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: it and the dock there, but she can't she gets

939
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: too distracted if she's got the map going and she's

940
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: looking at the road. Yep. So she called me in

941
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: quite a panic because she was going to be late

942
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: for an appointment because she couldn't figure out how to get

943
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: the voice to come out of her her GPS, so

944
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 1: she couldn't get the Google Maps voice on right, which

945
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: was a big deal.

946
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: Was her phone just on silence?

947
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: The phone was off?

948
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 3: Actually, speaking of technology, I feel like mums are real

949
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 3: kills for this. I'll never forget the time that my

950
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 3: mum called me the same thing. Real panic.

951
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: It's a panic, isn't it.

952
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 3: Very stressed and I'm like, what's wrong? What's wrong? She's like,

953
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: I can't even explain it over the phone. You have

954
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,919
Speaker 3: to come over. So I'm like, right, okay, I'll come over.

955
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 3: So I came over and she was like, my laptop's broken.

956
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 3: I was like, what's well, firstly, what's wrong with the laptop?

957
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: And she's like, well, I just can no longer read

958
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 3: anything on the laptop. I cannot make out the words

959
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: in Microsoft word. I'm on an internet site. I can't

960
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 3: see the words. I don't know what's happening, what the

961
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 3: whole look. She's like, I can't read it anymore. I

962
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 3: looked at the screen and I was like, hang on

963
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 3: a second, I have to put up a tab there.

964
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 3: And I was like, nah, here's your problem. Her zoom

965
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 3: was on fifteen percent. I like, no, there needs a problem.

966
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 3: I'm bringing zoom back to one hundred percent and we

967
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 3: can see it all again, can't we. And she was like, oh,

968
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 3: my goodness, it's a big deal.

969
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: It's a big deal for them though, these things, you know,

970
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: they're really struggling with something doesn't necessarily I have to

971
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: be technologically based. It might have been while you were

972
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: traveling or anything around the house. These days, I find

973
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: is you know, worth a bit of a panicked call. Yeah, yeah,

974
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: Mom and Dad's pond pump pump broke the other day.

975
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 3: Oh you got a call for that call about the Yeah,

976
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 3: I U h, I got another call. I feel like

977
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm really talking my mum here, But I got a

978
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: call from my mom's tom. Tom My brother had a

979
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: really big night. He like, yeah, he actually had such

980
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 3: a big night that he unfortunately fell asleep outside the house.

981
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 3: He couldn't quite get the key in the gates. He

982
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: was staying with the family, and he couldn't get the

983
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 3: key in the gates. So we actually had a little

984
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 3: sleep on the sidewalk. And my mum called me so

985
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 3: serious the next day and she was like, what do

986
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 3: you have to come over immediately she sat me down

987
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 3: in a private room and she said, would he what

988
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 3: drugs is Tom taking? I was like, Mum, he's just

989
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 3: out a few beers, coming in quite a few beers.

990
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 3: I don't condone have you drinking on this show at all.

991
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 3: It was also a bit chet lagged as well, but

992
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 3: again Mum was so serious and just name it the

993
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 3: drugs that your brother is having.

994
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: She was right, thirty one or six files if I number,

995
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: I'm sure we can all relate to this situation. What

996
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: was the emergency call or the non emergency call that

997
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: you got from your parents? How much of a big

998
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: deal was it for them? And what did it actually

999
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: turn out to me? Just asking you guys, what did

1000
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: your parents call you in a panic about?

1001
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1002
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: Always always far less than what they think it is.

1003
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love getting the call. We got Eddie here

1004
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 3: on thirty one oh sixty five. Eddie, Eddie, your mum

1005
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 3: was having some car troubles.

1006
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was living out of town, about thirty minutes

1007
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 4: out of Aubrey were Dona and I'm just got a

1008
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 4: new car and she goes, she rings me she swing

1009
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 4: into town. She said, oh, she d says, listen, lady,

1010
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 4: she goes, there's something wrong with the car. She goes,

1011
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 4: A whole car is heating up, and you better get

1012
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 4: here straight away. So dropped the car again into Tim

1013
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 4: and then and then checking the car out, and she

1014
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 4: actually had the heat warmer.

1015
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 7: Ones was up from the seat, got these great stuff.

1016
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: I've done that. What's up with a seat warmer on

1017
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: in the car before? And not told you? I just

1018
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: thought I one of the old time great gags.

1019
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 3: I thought I'd wet myself. I got this hot sensation

1020
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: on my bottom.

1021
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 1: And you were too nervous to tell me what I

1022
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: was going.

1023
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: I wanted to discreetly get out of the car to

1024
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 3: check if I wet myself.

1025
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: Very good, thanks for the call, and he love it.

1026
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 3: She had the heat here, Emma, what happened with your mom?

1027
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 10: One day? My mom was calling me. She was bowling

1028
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 10: her eyes out and she's like, can you come over?

1029
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 10: Can you hurry up and come over? So I went

1030
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 10: over and she's like, there's so much water. The bathroom flooded.

1031
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 10: The tap fell off the bathroom and the whole bathroom

1032
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 10: was flooded and it was leading to the downstairs through

1033
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 10: the duct. The fire brigade had to come and then

1034
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 10: the fire brigade just told her all you had to

1035
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 10: do was turn off the tap. So like our house

1036
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 10: just got fixed. And now like there was so much

1037
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 10: water damage and she's just standing on the stairs just

1038
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 10: like there's so much water. I don't know what to do.

1039
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 10: She was just it was too much.

1040
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: It's amazing stuff. So now they do it. The sad

1041
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: thing is we'll probably all be like that one day.

1042
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow from four, See you all then goodbye.

1043
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: See what you're hearing.

1044
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

1045
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 3: Hello, I am Keith and I am a Russian vodkromeker.

1046
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 6: Who are you?

1047
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 3: And you would say, I

1048
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: Am Sally and I am also Russian for some reason,