Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Coudnel Show podcast. Christian ocuddles
Speaker 1: one word phone in, can we make this a new
Speaker 1: thing on the show? Then the one word phone in
Speaker 1: nothing more than one word doors worked.
Speaker 2: Let's try this morning windows.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: My team has always here to support me in our
Speaker 1: mission every morning.
Speaker 2: I've given me a handy list just to nudge your
Speaker 2: mind because you're going windows. There's no door that's solid candle.
Speaker 4: Because it does open like a door, but it's got anything.
Speaker 2: Counts you can use you with. Maybe these words might
Speaker 2: nudge you into a story about a window.
Speaker 1: Awnings fivefold, Faye ar Skylight and then the last company,
Speaker 1: they just start randomly listing rooms in the house, kitchen, bedroom,
Speaker 1: loud alright, nine four one four one oh four three windows?
Speaker 2: What have you got, jackie boy? Windows?
Speaker 4: I've got one I can add to out the car window.
Speaker 4: Because actually I forgot to tell you this. On our
Speaker 4: recent holiday two week break, Biank and I had to
Speaker 4: hire a generator from Kennard's. We didn't realize how big
Speaker 4: these things were. What do you want to would you
Speaker 4: know we went to this off.
Speaker 1: Not to power the toys because you went off gridd.
Speaker 4: What's what's the toy something for the for the off
Speaker 4: grid property, And we borrowed Mum and Dad's car to
Speaker 4: fit in the back. And the guy even had to
Speaker 4: take the handle off at Kennard's off the toy to
Speaker 4: get close the boot to fit it all in because
Speaker 4: it was so big it just fit in. Then I'm
Speaker 4: feeling already sheepish around the guys at Kennard's because he's
Speaker 4: done all the heavy lifting, and there's all the machinery
Speaker 4: around and the plant higher equipment. So I want to
Speaker 4: get out of there as quickly as space to be.
Speaker 4: I find that it quite intimidated by what I call
Speaker 4: supermandy man. They've just got like carnasses on their hands
Speaker 4: and like carrying stuff and doing real work. The best
Speaker 4: you can do is wait for them to do something
Speaker 4: that's a good idea and go, yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: You're on the bench while they're playing.
Speaker 4: Basically, I wanted to get out of there as soon
Speaker 4: as possible. I drive out on the bridge road, out
Speaker 4: of the driveway of Kennards and a gunshot essentially goes
Speaker 4: off the back window smashes the generator has rolled backwards
Speaker 4: through the windows at the edge of it gone through
Speaker 4: the back window. So this glass everywhere?
Speaker 2: Did they hear that? Did the guys at their canyards?
Speaker 4: They come out with to see what happened?
Speaker 2: Drive off? I wanted to shame, the shame, the shame.
Speaker 2: You just want the ground to swallow you up, don't you.
Speaker 2: They help me clean up the.
Speaker 4: At the expense of on a Saturday getting somebody to
Speaker 4: come out and replace your rear window.
Speaker 2: All right, so windows, what have you got for us?
Speaker 2: Don't forget windows? You say?
Speaker 1: Mornings and of course by fold bay art, skylight, kitchen, bedroom, lounge,
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Speaker 3: Here you're going, I'm.
Speaker 1: Good, justin and hope you're you're going well as well, justining.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: My one word windows store involves Stephen Segal.
Speaker 4: When we were younger, my cousin and myself used to think,
Speaker 4: try and fight like Stephen Segal from the Under Siege movies.
Speaker 2: Great movies, Hard to Kill, Half for Death, Out for Justice, Nico.
Speaker 1: And then one day he got a little bit too
Speaker 1: and he picked me up and pushing me through the
Speaker 1: front window.
Speaker 3: Through windows.
Speaker 5: He went full, he went full to go fulls.
Speaker 6: Of giral, so you always take me covered by at
Speaker 6: least the food is a bit bigger than me.
Speaker 4: And yeah, straight through the front window, which is the
Speaker 4: floor to ceiling windows.
Speaker 2: Step did you take your dog for what?
Speaker 1: And you see a younger brother held through a window
Speaker 1: at eleven am.
Speaker 5: Safe to say, I wasn't worried about being injured.
Speaker 3: The first thing I thought of was, oh.
Speaker 6: My god, my dad is going to kill me.
Speaker 2: Y you.
Speaker 6: Safe to say, you're my insteed.
Speaker 2: Okay, justin thank you very much to go, no worries.
Speaker 1: Uh, Brian, good morning, Hey doing, I'm good Brian.
Speaker 2: What's your story for us?
Speaker 3: Buddy?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I broke up a sliding glass window with a
Speaker 7: frozen potato. Okay, Okay, when I was eight years old,
Speaker 7: my sisters and I were playing because we're bored during
Speaker 7: summer break, and we're playing with an evidence potato my
Speaker 7: dad wrapped in aluminum foil and we're playing hot potato.
Speaker 1: But Brian, an evidence potato Tyler Today's show right there?
Speaker 2: What is it? Why did he have evidence of a potato?
Speaker 7: Okay, somebody had used a potato to put over end
Speaker 7: of a gas pipe. So when leak, so when the
Speaker 7: fire took off. The potato fell down, but there was
Speaker 7: used as evidence, so my dad kept it frozen in
Speaker 7: a aluminum foil in the freezer. He said, don't touch it.
Speaker 2: But I think police institutions how things called. Ever, it's lockers.
Speaker 1: You know that they're not solving major crimes with detectors
Speaker 1: using their freezers at home. And you need to take
Speaker 1: the seven hands, put it with the piece and some
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt in the ice, go down to any detectives.
Speaker 1: Rich sometimes there's bodies in there. All right, sorry, carry on,
Speaker 1: it's got the old potato.
Speaker 2: The evidence. Potatoes in the freezer of all established why.
Speaker 7: Okay, My sisters and I were playing with it and
Speaker 7: we were playing hot potato and I tossed it a
Speaker 7: little bit too hard. My sister missed it, and it
Speaker 7: hit a plate glass window which is on the sliding door.
Speaker 7: It broke, and my parents didn't figure it out until
Speaker 7: two years later, and we said, we all got broken.
Speaker 7: We just played it down. We just wow, don't act
Speaker 7: like it didn't even happen.
Speaker 2: And then your dad put it in the freezer as
Speaker 2: the evidence.
Speaker 4: About the window.
Speaker 1: Eventually, once I wrapped up this this potato case. Oh,
Speaker 1: Brian We're going to send you a little stein for
Speaker 1: that story next day. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: After the success two days ago, I was simply doors
Speaker 1: the phone in. We now moved on to windows nine
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Speaker 1: dot au. Carol, good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Welcome to the show, Carol.
Speaker 5: My the glass guys didn't believe us when we told them,
Speaker 5: but my husband put his fist through the wind. We'll
Speaker 5: smashed a windscreen. We're by swatting a fly.
Speaker 2: That's some swat with a fist, it's a fly.
Speaker 5: Yeah. We were driving down we were driving down the
Speaker 5: road and we had a windows just open a little
Speaker 5: bit and this big blowfly came in and he was
Speaker 5: buzzing around. So my husband pulled over and he just
Speaker 5: closed his first and we go, oh hey, baker, yeah,
Speaker 5: and well it wasn't even that bad, but it just
Speaker 5: totally shattered. And then to make it worse, the flight
Speaker 5: got away.
Speaker 1: Of course they always get away, and it would have
Speaker 1: been laughing its head off.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was like disbelief. But yeah it was an expensive,
Speaker 5: expensive episode.
Speaker 2: But anyhow, all right, can thank you very much. You cool,
Speaker 2: you have a good day, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 2: All right, fay By Andrew, Hello, how are you? I'm
Speaker 2: good Andrew? And and what's your story involving a window?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: We'll playing cricket in the backyard as youngsters. It was
Speaker 3: my dad and my brother and myself. I was bowling.
Speaker 3: My dad was helping my brother the back because he
Speaker 3: wasn't the best of sportspeople. But for some reason, we're
Speaker 3: using a cricket ball, and first ball I put down,
Speaker 3: my dad sort of managed to put his game skills
Speaker 3: to action and swung the ball straight through our landry window.
Speaker 1: Of course, I mean, how many people in Australia I've
Speaker 1: got a story about smash a window with backyard cricket.
Speaker 4: You got to use a tennis ball.
Speaker 1: The moment you said it was a proper I mean
Speaker 1: virtually a cannonball. Were those things I remember at sports
Speaker 1: school dreading when we had to play cricket because trying
Speaker 1: to catch one of those things on cold boardings and
Speaker 1: your stings stings my little hands. Corse the window is
Speaker 1: going to get broken. It's just a matter of time
Speaker 1: with backyard cricket. All right, Andrew, thank you very much
Speaker 1: your story buddy, Take care, pleasure, catch up, Bye Rob,
Speaker 1: Bobby Boy.
Speaker 6: Good morning team. How are you we go?
Speaker 2: We're waiting with boys a Rob Robert Cock.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right. Forty years ago, driving back from a rembula,
Speaker 6: smashed windscreen not far into the trip, continued driving on,
Speaker 6: going into Victoria, the skies opened up, started bucking down
Speaker 6: and freezing. So I drove the reminder of the trip
Speaker 6: in a sleeping bag with a snorkeling mask on.
Speaker 4: Didn't you pull over?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: I had to get back for work. Didn't want to
Speaker 6: replace the wind screen because it might had already got
Speaker 6: me a laminated screen. In those days, most of them
Speaker 6: were safety glass.
Speaker 3: Oh I remember those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you drove a car in a sleeping bank with
Speaker 1: a mask, with a snorkel.
Speaker 6: No, not with a snorkel, just with the mask.
Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, that would be done. That was an idiots
Speaker 2: as I say, a snorkel in the car just in case,
Speaker 2: just in case we need it. All right, glad we
Speaker 2: cleared that up.
Speaker 3: Rob.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much the story mate. Take care so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Carl Brighter.
Speaker 2: Now you're listening to the Christian Carl Show podcast