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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian No Coudnel Show podcast. Christian ocuddles

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<v Speaker 1>one word phone in, can we make this a new

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<v Speaker 1>thing on the show? Then the one word phone in

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more than one word doors worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's try this morning windows.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My team has always here to support me in our

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<v Speaker 1>mission every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I've given me a handy list just to nudge your

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<v Speaker 2>mind because you're going windows. There's no door that's solid candle.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it does open like a door, but it's got anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Counts you can use you with. Maybe these words might

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<v Speaker 2>nudge you into a story about a window.

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<v Speaker 1>Awnings fivefold, Faye ar Skylight and then the last company,

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<v Speaker 1>they just start randomly listing rooms in the house, kitchen, bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>loud alright, nine four one four one oh four three windows?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got, jackie boy? Windows?

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<v Speaker 4>I've got one I can add to out the car window.

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<v Speaker 4>Because actually I forgot to tell you this. On our

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<v Speaker 4>recent holiday two week break, Biank and I had to

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<v Speaker 4>hire a generator from Kennard's. We didn't realize how big

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<v Speaker 4>these things were. What do you want to would you

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<v Speaker 4>know we went to this off.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to power the toys because you went off gridd.

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<v Speaker 4>What's what's the toy something for the for the off

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<v Speaker 4>grid property, And we borrowed Mum and Dad's car to

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<v Speaker 4>fit in the back. And the guy even had to

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<v Speaker 4>take the handle off at Kennard's off the toy to

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<v Speaker 4>get close the boot to fit it all in because

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<v Speaker 4>it was so big it just fit in. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 4>feeling already sheepish around the guys at Kennard's because he's

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<v Speaker 4>done all the heavy lifting, and there's all the machinery

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<v Speaker 4>around and the plant higher equipment. So I want to

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<v Speaker 4>get out of there as quickly as space to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I find that it quite intimidated by what I call

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<v Speaker 4>supermandy man. They've just got like carnasses on their hands

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<v Speaker 4>and like carrying stuff and doing real work. The best

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<v Speaker 4>you can do is wait for them to do something

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<v Speaker 4>that's a good idea and go, yeah, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on the bench while they're playing.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically, I wanted to get out of there as soon

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<v Speaker 4>as possible. I drive out on the bridge road, out

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<v Speaker 4>of the driveway of Kennards and a gunshot essentially goes

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<v Speaker 4>off the back window smashes the generator has rolled backwards

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<v Speaker 4>through the windows at the edge of it gone through

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<v Speaker 4>the back window. So this glass everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they hear that? Did the guys at their canyards?

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<v Speaker 4>They come out with to see what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Drive off? I wanted to shame, the shame, the shame.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want the ground to swallow you up, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>They help me clean up the.

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<v Speaker 4>At the expense of on a Saturday getting somebody to

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<v Speaker 4>come out and replace your rear window.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so windows, what have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget windows? You say?

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<v Speaker 1>Mornings and of course by fold bay art, skylight, kitchen, bedroom, lounge,

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcasts bought in Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>Here you're going, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, justin and hope you're you're going well as well, justining.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>My one word windows store involves Stephen Segal.

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<v Speaker 4>When we were younger, my cousin and myself used to think,

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<v Speaker 4>try and fight like Stephen Segal from the Under Siege movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Great movies, Hard to Kill, Half for Death, Out for Justice, Nico.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one day he got a little bit too

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<v Speaker 1>and he picked me up and pushing me through the

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<v Speaker 1>front window.

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<v Speaker 3>Through windows.

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<v Speaker 5>He went full, he went full to go fulls.

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<v Speaker 6>Of giral, so you always take me covered by at

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<v Speaker 6>least the food is a bit bigger than me.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, straight through the front window, which is the

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<v Speaker 4>floor to ceiling windows.

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<v Speaker 2>Step did you take your dog for what?

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<v Speaker 1>And you see a younger brother held through a window

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<v Speaker 1>at eleven am.

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<v Speaker 5>Safe to say, I wasn't worried about being injured.

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<v Speaker 3>The first thing I thought of was, oh.

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<v Speaker 6>My god, my dad is going to kill me.

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<v Speaker 2>Y you.

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<v Speaker 6>Safe to say, you're my insteed.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, justin thank you very much to go, no worries.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Brian, good morning, Hey doing, I'm good Brian.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your story for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Buddy?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I broke up a sliding glass window with a

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<v Speaker 7>frozen potato. Okay, Okay, when I was eight years old,

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<v Speaker 7>my sisters and I were playing because we're bored during

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<v Speaker 7>summer break, and we're playing with an evidence potato my

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<v Speaker 7>dad wrapped in aluminum foil and we're playing hot potato.

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<v Speaker 1>But Brian, an evidence potato Tyler Today's show right there?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? Why did he have evidence of a potato?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, somebody had used a potato to put over end

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<v Speaker 7>of a gas pipe. So when leak, so when the

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<v Speaker 7>fire took off. The potato fell down, but there was

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<v Speaker 7>used as evidence, so my dad kept it frozen in

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<v Speaker 7>a aluminum foil in the freezer. He said, don't touch it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think police institutions how things called. Ever, it's lockers.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that they're not solving major crimes with detectors

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<v Speaker 1>using their freezers at home. And you need to take

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<v Speaker 1>the seven hands, put it with the piece and some

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<v Speaker 1>frozen yogurt in the ice, go down to any detectives.

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<v Speaker 1>Rich sometimes there's bodies in there. All right, sorry, carry on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got the old potato.

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<v Speaker 2>The evidence. Potatoes in the freezer of all established why.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, My sisters and I were playing with it and

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<v Speaker 7>we were playing hot potato and I tossed it a

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<v Speaker 7>little bit too hard. My sister missed it, and it

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<v Speaker 7>hit a plate glass window which is on the sliding door.

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<v Speaker 7>It broke, and my parents didn't figure it out until

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<v Speaker 7>two years later, and we said, we all got broken.

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<v Speaker 7>We just played it down. We just wow, don't act

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<v Speaker 7>like it didn't even happen.

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<v Speaker 2>And then your dad put it in the freezer as

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<v Speaker 2>the evidence.

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<v Speaker 4>About the window.

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<v Speaker 1>Eventually, once I wrapped up this this potato case. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian We're going to send you a little stein for

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<v Speaker 1>that story next day. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our one word phone in.

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<v Speaker 1>After the success two days ago, I was simply doors

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<v Speaker 1>the phone in. We now moved on to windows nine

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<v Speaker 1>four one four one o four three. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>can't call it the moment, you can still email us

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<v Speaker 1>always a late party. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

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<v Speaker 1>dot au. Carol, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Welcome to the show, Carol.

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<v Speaker 5>My the glass guys didn't believe us when we told them,

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<v Speaker 5>but my husband put his fist through the wind. We'll

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<v Speaker 5>smashed a windscreen. We're by swatting a fly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some swat with a fist, it's a fly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. We were driving down we were driving down the

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<v Speaker 5>road and we had a windows just open a little

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<v Speaker 5>bit and this big blowfly came in and he was

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<v Speaker 5>buzzing around. So my husband pulled over and he just

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<v Speaker 5>closed his first and we go, oh hey, baker, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and well it wasn't even that bad, but it just

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<v Speaker 5>totally shattered. And then to make it worse, the flight

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<v Speaker 5>got away.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course they always get away, and it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been laughing its head off.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah it was like disbelief. But yeah it was an expensive,

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<v Speaker 5>expensive episode.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyhow, all right, can thank you very much. You cool,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a good day, thanks for calling the show.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, fay By Andrew, Hello, how are you? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>good Andrew? And and what's your story involving a window?

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<v Speaker 6>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll playing cricket in the backyard as youngsters. It was

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<v Speaker 3>my dad and my brother and myself. I was bowling.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad was helping my brother the back because he

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't the best of sportspeople. But for some reason, we're

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<v Speaker 3>using a cricket ball, and first ball I put down,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad sort of managed to put his game skills

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<v Speaker 3>to action and swung the ball straight through our landry window.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, I mean, how many people in Australia I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a story about smash a window with backyard cricket.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to use a tennis ball.

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<v Speaker 1>The moment you said it was a proper I mean

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<v Speaker 1>virtually a cannonball. Were those things I remember at sports

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<v Speaker 1>school dreading when we had to play cricket because trying

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<v Speaker 1>to catch one of those things on cold boardings and

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<v Speaker 1>your stings stings my little hands. Corse the window is

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<v Speaker 1>going to get broken. It's just a matter of time

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<v Speaker 1>with backyard cricket. All right, Andrew, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 1>your story buddy, Take care, pleasure, catch up, Bye Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Boy.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning team. How are you we go?

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<v Speaker 2>We're waiting with boys a Rob Robert Cock.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, all right. Forty years ago, driving back from a rembula,

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<v Speaker 6>smashed windscreen not far into the trip, continued driving on,

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<v Speaker 6>going into Victoria, the skies opened up, started bucking down

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<v Speaker 6>and freezing. So I drove the reminder of the trip

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<v Speaker 6>in a sleeping bag with a snorkeling mask on.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you pull over?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>I had to get back for work. Didn't want to

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<v Speaker 6>replace the wind screen because it might had already got

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<v Speaker 6>me a laminated screen. In those days, most of them

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<v Speaker 6>were safety glass.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I remember those.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you drove a car in a sleeping bank with

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<v Speaker 1>a mask, with a snorkel.

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<v Speaker 6>No, not with a snorkel, just with the mask.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, sorry, that would be done. That was an idiots

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<v Speaker 2>as I say, a snorkel in the car just in case,

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<v Speaker 2>just in case we need it. All right, glad we

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<v Speaker 2>cleared that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Rob.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much the story mate. Take care so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Carl Brighter.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're listening to the Christian Carl Show podcast