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Speaker 1: Very hard to do the show at the moment, I'll
Speaker 1: be honest. I've got the game on two screens for
Speaker 1: my right eye and left eye. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in an imax of tension right now. Second off has
Speaker 1: just kicked off England versus Argentina, a very very tense
Speaker 1: first half. My wife. England have won every game. Right
Speaker 1: when my wife isn't watching, I've begged her not to
Speaker 1: watch the game for the sake of the for the country,
Speaker 1: her club and country Sarah, do not watch, but I
Speaker 1: guarantee she will. In fact, let's have a sweepstake. At
Speaker 1: some moment during the next forty minutes, there'll be a
Speaker 1: text message. She'll ask my SBS on demand login. I
Speaker 1: keep saying, I've given it to you at eighteen times. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've given it to you eight don't bother me. During
Speaker 1: the second half, it's going to be tense. I'm doing
Speaker 1: the show and the match is going to be close,
Speaker 1: and it is very close at the moment. So the
Speaker 1: team did a lovely thing. We just watched the first
Speaker 1: half together. We had our own Maca's hydration break. We
Speaker 1: actually had a McDonald's breakfast at five am.
Speaker 3: Close game, So tense. How are you feeling right now?
Speaker 1: Tense?
Speaker 3: You look tense.
Speaker 1: It's any mistake is this and Argentina are cheating. It's
Speaker 1: the unofended. You guys saw it. They're kicking, belling them around,
Speaker 1: they are they're pulling shirts, They're elbowing in the head.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: They're pretty rough, aren't they?
Speaker 1: And also it's Messi's favorite referee said an interview how
Speaker 1: much he loved this ref and lamb hold have given
Speaker 1: him this ref what are the odds? What are the odds?
Speaker 1: And so Argentina set up very well, right, They've got
Speaker 1: a great team spirit, they've got the greatest player ever
Speaker 1: and the other big thing on their side is they
Speaker 1: hate England. Right, they put all that together. It's a
Speaker 1: big tough game going.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go and see The Odyssey this weekend.
Speaker 4: I've got my tickets to Imax go today. No, no,
Speaker 4: they were sold out for a month. I'm going August
Speaker 4: fifteen or something like that.
Speaker 1: Naively, yesterday went thinking thought I could book tickets for today.
Speaker 1: No real it's like five weeks away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it?
Speaker 1: I found it so exciting that there's still such a
Speaker 1: demand for great movies. Yeah, and because Christopher Owner makes
Speaker 1: event movies and this one as well, the Oudissey. I've
Speaker 1: read so many reviews, yeah, say all saying it's incredible. Right,
Speaker 1: it lives up to the high It's an epic. But
Speaker 1: did you know this Melbourne is the only city in
Speaker 1: the Southern Hemisphere that's got it on seventy mel Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw that on their Instagram.
Speaker 1: So it's ultra high resolution. So if you're really into
Speaker 1: cinner and the look and feeling it with someone like
Speaker 1: an auteur like Christopher Nolan. Go and see it in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I know, I know friends that live in Sydney that
Speaker 1: flight have flown here this weekend really just to go
Speaker 1: and watch it here. There's such movie nerds.
Speaker 3: Where are you sitting?
Speaker 4: Because if you're too close that I'm at, you're going
Speaker 4: to be breaking neck.
Speaker 1: You'll just see individual pixels. Yes, Patsy, I'm into beat.
Speaker 1: You've got a story like this as well. But no
Speaker 1: one in radio gets their full career without doing some
Speaker 1: interview and the audio just doesn't work.
Speaker 5: Oh constantly, Yeah, the constantly.
Speaker 1: Well I've got one story. I haven't got constant stories,
Speaker 1: but you know when you're doing a big interview. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So last week I'm doing all these interviews at moment,
Speaker 1: various podcasts for my new book. Right last week I
Speaker 1: did a lovely one with Dr Justin Coulson. You know,
Speaker 1: he's a family therapist and he's on our show in
Speaker 1: two weeks time. He's written a book as well about
Speaker 1: boys as a best seller at the moment. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: had this lovely chat. At the beginning of it, we
Speaker 1: were like just catching up for ten twenty minutes now
Speaker 1: because he's a lovely guy and he used to work
Speaker 1: in breakfast radio. And I said, do you want me
Speaker 1: to record my end? Which I normally always do because
Speaker 1: things go side, And also he was mumbling a lot
Speaker 1: about oh, I don't normally use this computer to record stuff.
Speaker 1: You know already you go, and he was like he
Speaker 1: was just getting a bit sweaty and mumbling, my wife's
Speaker 1: got the normal gear. So right, yes, okay, and I
Speaker 1: could just anyway learn Behold, we do this chap. Plus
Speaker 1: at the beginning, he goes, I loved your book. And
Speaker 1: because the spirit of it's about unscripted, normally I have questions.
Speaker 1: I'm prepped, I'm toning up all the questions. Let's just
Speaker 1: free form this. Let's have an unscripted conversation. I was
Speaker 1: not great. Two days later I get this bum crawly email. No,
Speaker 1: none of the unscripted chat recording. So this morning, at
Speaker 1: nine thirty, we've got to do it again. I got
Speaker 1: a horrible feeling he's roughly going to asked me the
Speaker 1: same unscripted questions.
Speaker 3: It's not really unt.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether you when you hear this episode,
Speaker 1: you're you're hear and go. Chris is slightly irritated, all right,
Speaker 1: that feeling of like Robbie Williams when he's done Angels
Speaker 1: too many times.
Speaker 3: Definitely, everyone though it does.
Speaker 1: I said, it happened to me. I remember my one
Speaker 1: is an epic one. It was with Ricky Gervais and
Speaker 1: he kindly we only meant town forty five minutes. It
Speaker 1: was his. It was at his office as well, so
Speaker 1: it's an interesting situation to be he ended up doing,
Speaker 1: we ended up doing in two hours. We went in
Speaker 1: to a really deep conversation. Ricky says that the end
Speaker 1: Ricky actually cried. John one bit of it. Ricky and
Speaker 1: he said, he's never cried during an interview. I think,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm going to win a Pulitzer for this.
Speaker 1: This is going to be incredible. I'm waiting for that.
Speaker 1: You know where I do what that's happening. I'm round
Speaker 1: the corner. I just like, I just want to pay
Speaker 1: that some of this. But I just thought that must
Speaker 1: that must it's only me I'm hearing at the moment. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's only it's only recorded me. And there's just
Speaker 1: a guy who sounds like he's two hundred feet away
Speaker 1: or you can or to be pick up? Is that
Speaker 1: cackle of Ricky's just about none of it? None of
Speaker 1: it has his microphone just didn't record.
Speaker 3: And if it was his mike, you could have maybe
Speaker 3: re recorded.
Speaker 1: Who cares about my best?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Who cares? And I'll say this about Ricky doesn't suffer false. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't strike me like you if you see a
Speaker 1: stand up, it's a direct man. And he not too happy,
Speaker 1: he said. And also that thing I'm not I'm just
Speaker 1: disappointed because it was that was my favorite ever interview
Speaker 1: on TV or radio, and you screwed it up, he
Speaker 1: offered to pay. I think he'd watch too many detective
Speaker 1: TV shows, you know where there's someone goes, hang on
Speaker 1: a minute, I can just let me just zoom in
Speaker 1: on the audio pick up anything I said that is
Speaker 1: not real life in either records or it doesn't. It
Speaker 1: just hasn't recorded.
Speaker 3: So did you re record it?
Speaker 1: Or two years later?
Speaker 6: Well between us so when poor justin, even though I
Speaker 6: was like, come on, man, I said I'd record it.
Speaker 1: But here's what he kept saying. Now I've done breakfast radio.
Speaker 1: I know audio famous last words Patsy who is it
Speaker 1: for you? Were you doing a big one Bran Adams?
Speaker 5: No, no, I just look it was very boring.
Speaker 3: It was just the premier.
Speaker 1: Tell me who scored Gordon?
Speaker 7: No, I don't know who it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Gordon. Yes, yes he is, Yes, said Argentinian.
Speaker 5: Number ten.
Speaker 3: He looks about twelve, looks about twelve years of age.
Speaker 1: No, I think some of them. I think they've got
Speaker 1: children in the world. He's thirty nine. What have you
Speaker 1: seen a twelve.
Speaker 6: Year old that could also be mistaken for being thirty nine?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 3: Is that number ten?
Speaker 1: We should be next next time for the World Cup.
Speaker 1: We've got to do a show podcast because I think
Speaker 1: Patsy's got an original take. Yes, you must never get
Speaker 1: to know their names and scription and amazing that I
Speaker 1: knew Gordon scored just by the descript the pastest mount Ever,
Speaker 1: it looks like he's never seen the sun. One nail
Speaker 1: at England brilliant.
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Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes to go for England, trying to hang on
Speaker 1: to the one nail lead at the moment they're almost
Speaker 1: under siege in Atlanta by Argentina. If I'm finding it
Speaker 1: hard to concentrate, right, now we're in that the only
Speaker 1: World Cup final I've ever seen in my lifetime. England,
Speaker 1: the only World Cup final they went in. It was
Speaker 1: sixty years ago and they won it. Wow, sixty years
Speaker 1: or two. I wasn't even around then, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm going to say. I won't be starting
Speaker 1: Breakfast show until seven am.
Speaker 3: I think that's totally fair. Yes, I think that's totally fair.
Speaker 1: If anyone wants to find me, I'll be out there
Speaker 1: watching with you guys. We will stay if England make
Speaker 1: it through. I've even got this ready. If you hear
Speaker 1: that during the next twenty minutes, you'll know that we
Speaker 1: are through to the World Cup Final. Right now, though,
Speaker 1: let's do a part two. Our magic mans. This is.
Speaker 1: This is from Harry Potter. It's the same magic. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't feel magical. It feels like it
Speaker 1: could be any movie you know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, this feels like any movie.
Speaker 3: No, this there's only think this is.
Speaker 1: It's not the Jurassic Park, Locky, load up the Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: When we played the other day, that's iconic dinosaurs in
Speaker 1: a theme park.
Speaker 3: This is iconic wizard in mystery.
Speaker 1: It's mystery. You know we should have done always stick
Speaker 1: to radio one on one, lucky, Why have you got
Speaker 1: a stab up? It's a kind of magic magic magic
Speaker 1: that says magic. All right. It's the time of the time, wastterday.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your magic bands. The best time we
Speaker 1: get you next twenty minutes. You get a best in
Speaker 1: Show medal yesterday, Lady Tada, snap dog one misdirection and
Speaker 1: the winner from Carl Mattalla. Pick a card, any cards, Metalla,
Speaker 1: picker card, any card? All right, magic bands, magical, Nothing
Speaker 1: at that sleeve, nothing at that sleeve, that's right, nothing
Speaker 1: at that sleepy wonder.
Speaker 3: Oh very good gold.
Speaker 1: Darryl Braith, Wait a minute, where's my watch gone? Darryl Braith,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute?
Speaker 3: It was where's my watch?
Speaker 1: Guard?
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Speaker 1: A great magician you hear about the Irish singer magician
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Speaker 1: One Tang clan. Daryl great way, where's my watch gone?
Speaker 3: Actually this part isn't very magic. It's not start the start.
Speaker 1: Is all right? I cut up the start a few.
Speaker 1: It's a kind of magic magic. Wow, this is a
Speaker 1: good tune. What have you got? Magic bands?
Speaker 3: Missy spelling it?
Speaker 1: So I thought it was a goal. Uh silver Billy potion,
Speaker 1: Billy potion, very good gold.
Speaker 3: Now you see her me, Now you don't see her?
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's good. Just see her.
Speaker 4: And also you kind of don't see it because of
Speaker 4: her hair fringes so long.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, way bronze for that. And so you're listening
Speaker 1: to talk about radio, young lady needs to get a
Speaker 1: hair cut anything. It's actually dangerous crossing the road like that.
Speaker 1: Got the lampshade on your head, madam, that's hard to
Speaker 1: go after the Is this a thought of talk about radio?
Speaker 1: When she's sad and it choked? Good morning ben Fordham.
Speaker 4: Queens of the Stone, Mage, Oh a mage, what's a maze?
Speaker 4: It's like a world of warcraftles No.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's enough. Now all right, what have
Speaker 1: you got? Where's the sad trombone?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast?
Speaker 3: This is how are you doing this?
Speaker 1: I'm struggling. I was just hoping we obviously want to
Speaker 1: go through one Love Me to a semi final. Also,
Speaker 1: so that he could just end and I could relax
Speaker 1: and be present with you all. Now it's just like
Speaker 1: it's heading stairs for time, and then I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about a penalty shoe. I can't go through
Speaker 1: another penalty shoe out with England. I can't, can't. The
Speaker 1: viver shifted, it's turned shift the dark. Plus I was
Speaker 1: suddenly going over. I blame myself. I played ten seconds
Speaker 1: of wonder Wall. I was premature.
Speaker 3: It'll make it all the sweeter when we get to.
Speaker 1: Thank you team. I'm going to need your help to
Speaker 1: get through the next forty odd minutes. There's probably going
Speaker 1: to go to extra time, agonized him. Magic weed, a
Speaker 1: magic spell, all right, magic bands and a time waster,
Speaker 1: turdaft punk silver, Alison Chain submerged in a tank of water.
Speaker 1: You don't get a lot of those tricks anymore, do you,
Speaker 1: Elvis Dumbledore? Excuse me, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know it's the one. Sorry, thank you for your text.
Speaker 3: But that's the worst.
Speaker 1: I said it because I was like, maybe it's an
Speaker 1: Australian thing or I don't understand it. But I'm actually
Speaker 1: going to honor you, sir with the Trent Sutherland have
Speaker 1: it back actually, and also after seven, we're going to
Speaker 1: do tombstone text. That's that's your tombstone, Elvis Dumbledore. It's
Speaker 1: a pretty good one, Trent, but link and you'll miss it.
Speaker 1: One ain't two Silver plus. That's one there, Bro, it's easy.
Speaker 1: Top hat Gold Angela, well done, the Who Deenie, the
Speaker 1: Who Dei goal, Tricky Minage Gold what I'm Matthew Nicki mirage.
Speaker 3: He's incredible, both.
Speaker 1: Of those Nicki minaje ones from one one guy Matthew, No,
Speaker 1: he does. Whenever we're doing an artist one he's always
Speaker 1: got Nickie missing Elliot. Oh, that is so subtle. That's
Speaker 1: very good, Lee. And now for my next cheap trick
Speaker 1: gold as well. Weld done born watch me make this
Speaker 1: nickelback disappear, if only does go, if only every less
Speaker 1: the new studio, I know, I know, keep the vibes up,
Speaker 1: I said, you know, and we did nothing. Our grandchildren
Speaker 1: would ask Scapman John Scapman gone, where's he gone? And
Speaker 1: Gladys too, wonder Rock, Silver, Hudini Gurus silver plus.
Speaker 9: Away some minute, where's he gone away? Some minute? Silver
Speaker 9: ed disappearing. That's very good goal, Sam, We're done, Shazam
Speaker 9: sure Adamnam boy, and where did he go? Alison Blaine's
Speaker 9: that's good right. Who is the winner today?
Speaker 3: It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Matthew with not one but two nick ones. Well mate,
Speaker 1: it's still nil nil. It looks like it's going to
Speaker 1: be going into extra time and if it's still one,
Speaker 1: all penalties.
Speaker 10: No.
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Speaker 1: This is a nightmare. I actually thought we were We
Speaker 1: were for half an hour it look like we were
Speaker 1: going to the World Cup final for the first time
Speaker 1: in sixty years, the first time in my life. I
Speaker 1: really thought, well, I'm going to be watching a England
Speaker 1: World Cup final next Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were making plans out there as to watch.
Speaker 4: What do we do for the Monday?
Speaker 1: Showed to worry about it.
Speaker 4: No, I'm so sorry, mate, It's heartbreaking. It's normally funny
Speaker 4: to watch England lose, but this is the saddest.
Speaker 3: Like I'm actually I.
Speaker 1: Feel so sorry for those players. That was a hell
Speaker 1: of a game though, credit very very close and congratulations
Speaker 1: to Argentina. What a great story for Messi as well.
Speaker 1: His last game for his country is going to be
Speaker 1: a World Cup final. It had been incredible game as well.
Speaker 1: Argentina taken on Spain, but poor England. The last thing
Speaker 1: I saw from England in the last few seconds was
Speaker 1: a gallon effort from the goalkeeper Pickford who ran up
Speaker 1: the pitch and struck it on the halfway line. It
Speaker 1: almost made it towards the goal. But no, they kept trying.
Speaker 1: But what I mean, very very tense, tense, hard, hard
Speaker 1: game for England as well. They never stopped trying. But
Speaker 1: Argentina just had too much. Yeah, they were relentless.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that second half. But you should be proud
Speaker 3: of that team. They were very brave.
Speaker 1: Next time, oh come home, it's in sport. They say,
Speaker 1: it's the hope that kills you. Yeah. The worst thing
Speaker 1: about today I had hope. I did you know what though, team,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for watching it with me. Hey,
Speaker 1: it was actually the team came in extra early this
Speaker 1: morning and we all had a McDonald's breakfast together. We
Speaker 1: watched the first half together on the big projector screen,
Speaker 1: and then we came in and start the show to
Speaker 1: start the second half, and then what do you get
Speaker 1: and englishman whose heart is broken? Thank you fifty percent
Speaker 1: of the chuckle sisters Tina who simply came in and
Speaker 1: handed me a cup of tea. Now we are the
Speaker 1: bright so other dial. I'm going to have my tea
Speaker 1: and I'll go back and we'll get stuck into today's show.
Speaker 1: Now we need to force vibes into me.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Just had a text to my nineteen year old daughter Lois,
Speaker 1: who got up to watch the whole game. Good honor.
Speaker 1: My famous last words from me last night were, it'll
Speaker 1: be worth it. You're going to watch History England. They're
Speaker 1: going to go through to the World Cup final. She
Speaker 1: still history as her fault for taking anything I say.
Speaker 3: She should know.
Speaker 1: It's another lesson, kid. What does the old man know?
Speaker 1: She just messed me going. I feel so sad. I went,
Speaker 1: this is what it's like to be an England fan.
Speaker 1: You're still young enough. Pick a different country. Let's get
Speaker 1: your DNA tested.
Speaker 4: We might be some gat You said, you guys lose
Speaker 4: every time your wife Sarah watches.
Speaker 1: Do you know she's fast astaking. She's gonna wake up
Speaker 1: nice and happy. I'm in a WhatsApp group with three
Speaker 1: buddies of mine, all big England fans, and this is
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of chap from my friend John,
Speaker 1: who is at the airport right now. W Tf happened?
Speaker 1: I went through airport security. By the time I came out,
Speaker 1: We're losing swearing word hell, Adam, WI should have schooled.
Speaker 1: This is such a black English way to see life.
Speaker 1: We should have schooled too early. We went down the
Speaker 1: hill from then he went wrong. My friend Leon, well,
Speaker 1: that was just ship John, Adam, did you have the
Speaker 1: fire on? England have always lost a goal? When I
Speaker 1: found Adam bits a fire on and we were begging
Speaker 1: him at this morning, do not put the fire in
Speaker 1: his own cold? He had the fire on?
Speaker 3: Adam, Adam, Adam.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I really need everyone's support today just to
Speaker 1: get me through this. Okay, guys, we're going to go
Speaker 1: straight into Vibes, Vibes, vibes, small thing, big Joy Struggling.
Speaker 1: I actually don't have anything. I've got a blank piece
Speaker 1: of paper. I tried, I've tried during that song to
Speaker 1: think of something, something. There must be some small thing
Speaker 1: big Jo.
Speaker 4: Remember when he scored that goal though that was trying
Speaker 4: to make it was just stop talking.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: There's now a band?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: During the rest of the show, I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear about the England game. Take it, thank you, take
Speaker 1: out the sports in his pants. Just focus now on
Speaker 1: the fine. Just talk about Monday's final, all right, Ria?
Speaker 1: What's the for you? Small thing big join mine?
Speaker 4: Is when a miracle happens and you get an empty
Speaker 4: seat on a plane, because because these days they jam
Speaker 4: all the fly you know, so hard to get a
Speaker 4: spare one.
Speaker 3: I had. I had a full row with me.
Speaker 4: Then there was a lady complaining, so I had all
Speaker 4: three seats taken. The lady in the middle was complaining
Speaker 4: that she ordered I don't even know how you do
Speaker 4: that a window.
Speaker 3: Seat, so she was kicking up us.
Speaker 1: You don't know how you do it. When you prebook
Speaker 1: a flight, you can pick your seat.
Speaker 3: Yes, but like I think she made she said.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I think she meant earlier in if I'm not
Speaker 4: going to get into it because it's boring, But.
Speaker 1: She was complained, now, really weird everyone, what is going
Speaker 1: on with?
Speaker 4: What's okay? Well, she didn't mean the check in. She
Speaker 4: meant when she first ordered the ticket through her travel agent.
Speaker 4: But I didn't want to get into that because that's boring.
Speaker 1: To move on with it, I said, I really need
Speaker 1: you to step up you'll now fall into.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. I'm on the ropes, man, I'm on
Speaker 1: the ropes. I'm trying this morning. I'm trying Patsy resurrect.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you, Big Joy.
Speaker 5: I got home from work yesterday and my mum, she's
Speaker 5: an avid preserver of fruits and maker of jam, and
Speaker 5: she just left this tiniest little bottle of jam that
Speaker 5: she'd made a batch of lemon and ginger jam. I'll
Speaker 5: bring something to the team tomorrow. She's made some for
Speaker 5: everyone and I just made my day. So for lunch
Speaker 5: I had toast with jam. Mum's fresh jam.
Speaker 3: Jam.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a vibe chet right now.
Speaker 6: And all you've given me is preserved fruits and some dull.
Speaker 1: Story about a lady and a sea. Question listeners. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's someone who's always dependable with an energy. It's producer Caitlin.
Speaker 1: I need you today. I'm here for you. Why no,
Speaker 1: you got another?
Speaker 3: Are the ads?
Speaker 11: But I'll always have a good one for you can
Speaker 11: always come to me. My small thing, Big Joy, actually
Speaker 11: happened to me this morning. I often lose my lip glosses,
Speaker 11: and this morning I put my jeans on and I
Speaker 11: was like, oh, what's in my bum.
Speaker 1: And it was there's a feature of another day. I'm
Speaker 1: starting to feel better though, and in my bum pocket.
Speaker 11: Wow, dang, you're right in the middle of winter two,
Speaker 11: which is really bad for the lips.
Speaker 3: They are dry.
Speaker 1: What a story? A story for the ages. The vibes
Speaker 1: are coming up. Thank you, Caitlin.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: No, I will not give into the darkness. The show
Speaker 1: must go on. Small thing, big joint. I have actually
Speaker 1: thought there was a small thing, big joint. I took
Speaker 1: my daughter shopping a day to get some food. Who's
Speaker 1: going back to UNI for a couple of days, and
Speaker 1: I needed to get a new water bottle. Now these
Speaker 1: days everyone have a giant mega bottle of water in
Speaker 1: case we're not near eighty liters of water and anytime
Speaker 1: during the day. Ten years ago, we were quite happy
Speaker 1: being dehydrated. The world ran for decades. Now we all
Speaker 1: that is huge, looking two or three liters?
Speaker 3: What do you need?
Speaker 1: This work? Massive? It's huge, right, it's about liters and
Speaker 1: a half. Anyway, I got this, huh do know? Our
Speaker 1: daughter done? She cleaned it out for me and filled
Speaker 1: out with water and gave it to me. That small act.
Speaker 1: And this this was four days ago. I haven't stop
Speaker 1: thinking about that. It's a smaller axe like that. They
Speaker 1: don't expect it from the younger the kids.
Speaker 3: No, that's actually very sweet.
Speaker 1: She was like, don't make such a big deal out
Speaker 1: about you. This is a big deal. This is a
Speaker 1: big deal. It means that your your awareness is now
Speaker 1: at nineteen extending from three inches in front of your
Speaker 1: own face. This is a big moment for us. You
Speaker 1: see there's another human here. You've looked up. My god,
Speaker 1: how long you been there? Nineteen years of your life.
Speaker 3: I wonder what they might need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian, small Thing, Big Joy. When it's bennight you
Speaker 1: get home, the bins have already been put out. Pure joy. Christian,
Speaker 1: small Thing, Big Joy. This is from Luisa in Sydney,
Speaker 1: big lego fan, trying to convert my five year old,
Speaker 1: getting her to build her own. She has finally built
Speaker 1: her first Lego thing, a castle, got a frozen castle,
Speaker 1: all by herself, following the instructions. So Brown, you should
Speaker 1: be that's a great moment, prodigy, baby, Christian small Thing,
Speaker 1: Big Joy. This guy every week always just texts STBJ.
Speaker 1: It just always confuses me. We're not yeah, I see
Speaker 1: the wrong thing nailing the double or nothing final around
Speaker 1: a pub trivia this week we went from mid table
Speaker 1: to a place on the podium. Well done, small thing,
Speaker 1: big Joy, Christian, listening to your show every morning on
Speaker 1: my way to work, Thank you so much. And then
Speaker 1: this guy, Christian, my small thing, big Joy, England losing.
Speaker 4: Hey, come on now, come on now, I've got your number,
Speaker 4: Keith on this post.
Speaker 1: Don't push me today center, small thing, big Joy, it's this,
Speaker 1: It's just Thursday. Guys, have a look on the system.
Speaker 1: I've labeled that guy up. Now you know we can
Speaker 1: give the text messages names. See what I've labeled that guy.
Speaker 1: Have a look something of the year.
Speaker 3: Sorry, slow, it's gone.
Speaker 2: Now forget Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Play positive music, Have positive thoughts.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful bloody day today.
Speaker 1: Positive experiences will flow to you naturally. So I'm just
Speaker 1: doing some good self talk at the moment. I put
Speaker 1: it on an England T shirt this morning. I just
Speaker 1: went to the toilet during the news and throw.
Speaker 4: It on the Oh, come on now, have positive thoughts,
Speaker 4: positive feelings.
Speaker 1: I am happy. I am happy.
Speaker 3: You can really hear it in your tone.
Speaker 1: I am, I am Christian. I want to perform a
Speaker 1: welfare check on one. Christian O'Connell following is lost this morning.
Speaker 1: Don't mention the elmar this morning, because I'm happy you
Speaker 1: feel and breathe. All right, let's two. We haven't done
Speaker 1: this in ages. Weakest claim to fame where it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how weak your claim to fame is. We're here
Speaker 1: for it business like show business.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 10: My weakest claim to fame was that I was the
Speaker 10: first person to walk off the weakest TV show.
Speaker 12: My weakest claim to fame was my husband let Madonna
Speaker 12: into her film storage tunist.
Speaker 8: I sold a truth brush to the lead singer of
Speaker 8: the band Friends.
Speaker 13: A romp in the same dead as day that at
Speaker 13: Brah definitely not in the same time, at the same
Speaker 13: bed many years later.
Speaker 1: And we got a brand new one this morning.
Speaker 14: Hey, Christian, it's Mike here. Mike claim the fame. That
Speaker 14: only happened yesterday when I'd gone over to make a
Speaker 14: cup of tea in the office, and as I came out,
Speaker 14: there was a tall bald man standing in the hallway.
Speaker 14: He said, Hey, do you know how to get out here?
Speaker 14: And I went I do and shook his hand and
Speaker 14: it was none other than Peter Garrett, and I told
Speaker 14: him how to exit the building.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's a proper behavior. Week. Yeah. One
Speaker 1: of the great so Australian music Peter go. But the
Speaker 1: biggest question is what was he doing in your workplace?
Speaker 1: What the oil's legend doing in your workplace? And desperate
Speaker 1: to get out? What was he doing there? Mike? I
Speaker 1: need to know where was he? What was his workplace?
Speaker 1: I need to know why Peter Garrett was there? Rio,
Speaker 1: you got a weakest clean to faint now you did
Speaker 1: warm me. It's very weak, but that's the feature.
Speaker 4: Now I did stink it up half an hour ago
Speaker 4: with a story about a flight. I'm going to go
Speaker 4: back into the world. I've got another flight story for you.
Speaker 1: Careful. Two we turn into the scene of a radio crime.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago, we were flying up to Twoomba for
Speaker 4: save our pub. Caitlin and I were sitting in opposite rows.
Speaker 4: As we went to sit down, we were yapping to
Speaker 4: each other. Nick Revolt for non AFL fans. He was
Speaker 4: the Yeah Legends and killed a football club. He saw
Speaker 4: us that we were talking to each other and not
Speaker 4: sitting next.
Speaker 1: Time, and thought you were lovers?
Speaker 3: You know he did?
Speaker 1: He No, he did because get this patch. When I
Speaker 1: got to the gate as well, these two got annoyed
Speaker 1: when they saw me approach, and I couldn't work out
Speaker 1: why are they notoyed to see me? Because I clucked
Speaker 1: what they were doing like two.
Speaker 6: Little boyfriend and girlfriendies that need to sit together.
Speaker 1: They were whispering so that I wouldn't hear it, and
Speaker 1: they actually said this phrase perhctually, we need to sit together.
Speaker 5: Away from the boss man.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm feeling better to know that
Speaker 1: there are other losers in this world me today. But
Speaker 1: Ruey gave up his seat for you guys.
Speaker 3: He said, you guys want to sit together, so.
Speaker 1: On Romeo and Romeo could be together.
Speaker 4: And he said, he said, no funny business though, no
Speaker 4: heavy petting in the air.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, not going to be a problem when someone does.
Speaker 1: That is a really witty, generous thing to say.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I would love a show binsticker. Our been night
Speaker 1: is Sunday Night with a Monday pickup. Now mondays, everyone
Speaker 1: has the Monday Blues. Now there'll be no better reminded
Speaker 1: seeing your advert for the show on the side of
Speaker 1: my bin to remind them to tune into the bright
Speaker 1: so other dial. Did you get to banish their Monday Blues?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Shannon and Engadeen. That's great. We're sending the
Speaker 1: stickers today. Christian, please, can I have a bin I love?
Speaker 1: Is this an actual typeole? Did you mean to say
Speaker 1: this beIN as in and then bored but not bo
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Speaker 1: board sticker? Christian weakest claim to fame walking around in Maranello, Italy,
Speaker 1: Homer Ferrari saw Fernando Alonso, the F one driver, and
Speaker 1: we called out his name and he waved at us.
Speaker 1: That's great, all right, We've got some great stories lined up.
Speaker 1: Let's begin with you. Jade. Good morning, Jade.
Speaker 13: Hi.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: My weekest claid to say is that my mother, when
Speaker 12: she was a hairdresser, cut Jason Donovan's mum's hair and
Speaker 12: his Wow.
Speaker 1: For sure, you don't go straight to Jason Donovan. You
Speaker 1: mentioned his mums you had and his mum's hair. Mumma Donovan.
Speaker 12: Uh huh, all right.
Speaker 1: Jane, thank you very much for your story. Thanks according
Speaker 1: and have a good day.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Weking Jade had a cold, didn't she. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the time of year it is, isn't it
Speaker 1: something around? How we got here? John? Good morning, guys,
Speaker 1: here going are We're good? John? Sounds like you're on
Speaker 1: the roads. You're upp and about you busy. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: another start of the day. Thank you for multitasking. Now, John,
Speaker 1: what's your your weakest claim to fame? For it?
Speaker 8: My weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 1: And I say this with a bit of a smile
Speaker 1: on my face.
Speaker 2: My ex mother in law.
Speaker 8: Was a seamstress many many years ago. She used to
Speaker 8: make curtains.
Speaker 1: But she made the top cover for the popemobile. What
Speaker 1: do you mean the top cover like a dust cover?
Speaker 1: They put it over at night. It was it was
Speaker 1: like a square carriage, and obviously and that the roofing
Speaker 1: had had had a material cover over the top of
Speaker 1: it and over the sides and over the back. But
Speaker 1: you still see like the front, so stuff. But I
Speaker 1: didn't believe it at first, but she brought out a
Speaker 1: newspaper clipping with a photo of it being done and
Speaker 1: I think it was in the early seventies.
Speaker 4: Incredible in Australia. I thought they would do that in
Speaker 4: house at the Vatican.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a bit dubious about it all, and
Speaker 1: she brought it out. It was in black and white,
Speaker 1: incrediblesome great story, John, John, thanks for sharing. Have a
Speaker 1: good day you too, Rebecca, Good morning, welcome to the show. Hello,
Speaker 1: good morning, Roan and Rebecca. Okay, we'll here a story
Speaker 1: for us weekes claim to fame.
Speaker 8: My weekest claim to fame is that my best friend
Speaker 8: taught guy Sebastian's kids at youth group, which totally and
Speaker 8: automatically makes me best friends Bastian.
Speaker 1: You are Guys Sebastian adjacent. Rebecca. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: the story mate. Have a good day. Thanks for calling
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Take care. Greg, Greg there is good morning there. He
Speaker 1: is on the Central Coast, coming Gregory, Greg, what's your
Speaker 1: story for us, buddy, Good morning. My week is claimed
Speaker 1: the Fames.
Speaker 13: I was the first person to use the toilet in
Speaker 13: the Prime Minister's office.
Speaker 1: Now, how so why were you the first person? What
Speaker 1: we doing? Did you install it?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Our company was the was in charge of the
Speaker 13: construction of the of the video and I was the
Speaker 13: site manager there and so I just had to test everything.
Speaker 1: Well, you've got to check that the flush capacity is working,
Speaker 1: don't you. You can't have the PM sitting down doing
Speaker 1: one or something and it's not working properly.
Speaker 3: This is correct you he has.
Speaker 1: This is quality control, isn't it. You were the shiite manager.
Speaker 13: Very well done this all.
Speaker 1: Right, Greg, Thanks for cool the show. Keithy's caught stories coming.
Speaker 1: We haven't done this for too long. What is your
Speaker 1: weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I've just woken up. I missed a game. What
Speaker 1: was the score? Not today, Glenn? Not today, Glenn. Don't shop, don'tsually,
Speaker 1: it's close to the edge, christiare My weakest claim to
Speaker 1: fame is I shared a lift with John Farnham. Now
Speaker 1: this feature is taken off. There was one thing missing.
Speaker 1: There's normally a Barnzie and or Pharsa story and it
Speaker 1: great stories, but they were conspicuous by their absence. Now
Speaker 1: it feels like weakest claim to faint is really about
Speaker 1: We've still got another twenty minutes to play for to
Speaker 1: get a Barnzee one in there. If we can shed
Speaker 1: a lift with Let's just do tomorrow. Who do you
Speaker 1: share a lyft with? Lips in the lift? Have you
Speaker 1: shoed lived with?
Speaker 4: Why did Robin Williams when I used to work at
Speaker 4: the theater in Sydney.
Speaker 1: That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't say a word to him. I panicked, you know,
Speaker 4: when you can't believe it. I would have done so
Speaker 4: famous is right there and you're not expecting it, And
Speaker 4: I wish I said something and made him laugh about
Speaker 4: I was just like completely steal.
Speaker 3: I froze, I bet yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Christian Shedler with John Farnham in the Strathfield Plaza.
Speaker 1: Great location. Yeah. I just picked up my glasses from
Speaker 1: the glass shop and he jumped in the lift from
Speaker 1: the second floor car park. I actually took my glasses
Speaker 1: off because I thought my eyes must be playing tricks on,
Speaker 1: but no, he really was John Parnon. I was so
Speaker 1: in awe.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he gets his glasses strap through Plasta.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty dingy plaza.
Speaker 1: Christian Shane WARN's dad took me for a ride in
Speaker 1: his Porsche. And this name checks your favorite comedy show
Speaker 1: because you My weakest claim to fame is I was
Speaker 1: a prison guard on the TV show House Os. Rio
Speaker 1: loves that show. Loves that show. It is water shed
Speaker 1: for you goes that, then the American Office, then Forty Towers.
Speaker 1: He loves that show. You could go on Mastermind and
Speaker 1: take any questions on.
Speaker 3: My special subject.
Speaker 1: Rio tried to sell it to me and just said
Speaker 1: it's very Western Sydney. All right, let's take some calls here, Felicity,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Felicity, welcome to the show. What's
Speaker 1: your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 12: My sister once head the door held open for her
Speaker 12: by Michael Hutchins.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great one. I mean that is rock
Speaker 1: and roll royalty, the great heart gentlemen. Now, where was.
Speaker 12: This Campbelltown Catholic Club? I think as many many years ago.
Speaker 1: Brilliant story. I love that he was, Felicity. Lovely story.
Speaker 1: Thanks for Sharon. Mate, have a good day. You've got
Speaker 1: lovely laugh as well.
Speaker 12: Take you to thank you.
Speaker 1: Damien. Good morning.
Speaker 8: Here we are, Damien, Good morning, good.
Speaker 1: Morning, Damien. All right, what is your story? Week? Is
Speaker 1: claim to fame?
Speaker 8: Well, I think a bit more hoity tweety than to
Speaker 8: the weak has claimed the same. But a few years
Speaker 8: back when Brian Adams come to town doing his tour. Then
Speaker 8: I was sort of quite up the front and throughout
Speaker 8: the middle of the concert say a bittle a loud voice.
Speaker 8: I just sort of yelled out sixty nine Brian, and
Speaker 8: then a couple more songs in. Then he basically stopped
Speaker 8: the show, called me up on stage, and basically I've
Speaker 8: got to sing Summer of sixty nine minutes.
Speaker 1: That is a great story. Well quite, and did you
Speaker 1: do a good job. I'm always amazed that people know
Speaker 1: every single word.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well it's fun of those iconic songs that I
Speaker 8: guess sort of thrown.
Speaker 1: But under pressure.
Speaker 8: Under pressure though, but oh look I'm quite extravert, extroverted enough,
Speaker 8: but yeah, look I love music and it was just
Speaker 8: that opportunity. I just yelled already, got me up on stage,
Speaker 8: sung the song, and I got to gave me a
Speaker 8: bottle of beer afterward.
Speaker 1: It's just a great what a great story.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 7: You be jealous with that, you know better than singing
Speaker 7: with him. Mayonnaise there's no mayonnaise.
Speaker 3: Cars longer than he does.
Speaker 1: It was very charming. Was how would you think you
Speaker 1: would do if he said, if he suddenly said hey, hey, Patsy,
Speaker 1: come up on stage and see.
Speaker 5: Absolutely I would go to Jelly, Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Go to If I was at a Springsteen concert and
Speaker 1: he's about to start born to run and he pulls
Speaker 1: me out, don't do this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, worst night, that's my last night.
Speaker 1: Mere. Yeah, you'd be like yeah now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that would be horrified.
Speaker 1: To be honest, let's get a penny now, coome onr
Speaker 1: in penny Yes, hello, yes, and what's your week? Is
Speaker 1: claim to frame for us penn.
Speaker 8: Well, my mom served Mel Gibson in.
Speaker 1: Wowow All the Stars, Patsy Gibson, All the Stars, love
Speaker 1: Ancho A Kmar What was he buying a bou clay footstool?
Speaker 8: Well, the funny thing is Mum wasn't even aware.
Speaker 12: She was just doing a little good.
Speaker 8: She would have hello, how you going? Scan? Scan?
Speaker 12: Finished up, and then the other girls around the registered and.
Speaker 7: Said, oh my god, what did you say? What did
Speaker 7: you say?
Speaker 8: And Mom's like, oh no, I just a good day.
Speaker 1: Why but this is a nice spice for yourself?
Speaker 12: It was Mel Gibson and she was like, oh and
Speaker 12: so many Yeah he didn't buy I know, he bought
Speaker 12: some jaggy pair of snakes and just some other little
Speaker 12: incidental quo.
Speaker 6: There is so many box office hits, little weapon, breakfasts,
Speaker 6: seers and came on, I love it.
Speaker 1: On these Nike's nae were the old Dad Trainers. Awesome story.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars voucher for chemist to hours. Brilliant story. Oh well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, pleasure. Thanks for COOLNP with that.
Speaker 1: You made us laugh.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I need to stop looking online. They're just tearing chunks out,
Speaker 1: the poor lads and the manager. Now sav is it
Speaker 1: barely an hour into it and they're just ripping the mattropot.
Speaker 1: It's just awful, honorable, horrible.
Speaker 4: The headline on Fox Sports is it's not coming home.
Speaker 4: England blow it again, Caps in unthinkable late World Cup
Speaker 4: choke job.
Speaker 1: It didn't choke. It's just a game. They tried so hard.
Speaker 1: They must be absolutely devastated right now. If you're on
Speaker 1: the England players, they've been on a big run, they're
Speaker 1: in a semi final. You imagine you couldn't you couldn't help,
Speaker 1: but thing, especially during the game when they're one, they're
Speaker 1: lout for a big part of it that they like,
Speaker 1: we're going to changing history. We are going to be
Speaker 1: the first generation since nineteen sixty six to play in
Speaker 1: a World Cup final. They must be absolutely devastating and
Speaker 1: then it must make it even worse to have that
Speaker 1: kind of your own press just ripping you apart. I
Speaker 1: feel sorry for they took a well mental health and
Speaker 1: sport these days. Those players tried their best. Yeah it
Speaker 1: didn't happen. It's the World Cup and also sport light life.
Speaker 1: It's chaos, good luck with all your tactics. It's chaos,
Speaker 1: which is why we need the right side of the dial.
Speaker 1: And I I'm talking singular here, I really I'm leaning
Speaker 1: on you guys heavily today. You know a box at
Speaker 1: the end of the fight that we're just like lot
Speaker 1: upon the other guy. I'm leaning on you guys today
Speaker 1: for the bright side of the dough. We need your
Speaker 1: help and we need your bins. The company have decided
Speaker 1: that it's it's the right time right now with how
Speaker 1: things are going in Sydney, to ease up on the
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Speaker 1: who needs like horns? All literally all, even if I
Speaker 1: am put money into that. All the other shows are
Speaker 1: on billboards all over town Melbourne here loads of them,
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Speaker 1: That is our bin boards. That's where we are going
Speaker 1: to find our future listeners. Driving around the suburbs reading bins.
Speaker 4: They've left all this empty space. Everyone's looking up and
Speaker 4: seeing every one looking.
Speaker 1: Down on my words is the smart play I'm mis
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Speaker 1: week or two from Nike we found our new head
Speaker 1: of marketing Global CMO. All right, so would you like
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Speaker 1: James in Sydney, Christian, I'm submitting this on behalf of
Speaker 1: my husband. He was always a radio hater, never listened
Speaker 1: to the radio, only Spotify, hated morning radio. One morning
Speaker 1: he must have forgotten how to plug his phone in.
Speaker 1: He found your show. Now he is your number one fan.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with finding out what the time waster is.
Speaker 1: I'm actually filling this in as a gift to him.
Speaker 1: It would make him so happy to have a binsticker.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, I'm gonna send an early copy
Speaker 1: of my book. I'll get your dress. I'll send that
Speaker 1: as well with the sticker. James Gamble, this is one Sue, Christian.
Speaker 1: I put the sticker on three bins. Wow. I am
Speaker 1: a general waste in the making. So this is the
Speaker 1: bright Side Battalion. You enter at binfantry level, but if
Speaker 1: you do five or more bins, you get elevated to
Speaker 1: the highest ranking general waste. It took Rio an hour
Speaker 1: and a half to understand that that joke.
Speaker 3: The penny drop during time. I say, ah, general way waste.
Speaker 1: Yes, Christian, I'm a long time listener. I'd love to
Speaker 1: join the benfantry. Christian. This is Sarah North Paramatta, Christian Trommins.
Speaker 1: Someone I just steal my bin. We obviously need the sticker,
Speaker 1: not just for identification. Everyone knows it's a famous bin
Speaker 1: and needs to be retured to the white owner.
Speaker 3: Because people do n Yeah, just have an extra cycling
Speaker 3: up your sleeve or something like that.
Speaker 1: Well now they won't. I'm a big sticker on Lauren
Speaker 1: and Kingswood. Christian. My recycling bin already has a cricket
Speaker 1: wicket sticker. The red bin is really left out. I've
Speaker 1: got nothing, I'm naked. I'd love to clamb it up
Speaker 1: with a bin board sticker. Thank you very much. Let's
Speaker 1: get to some messages that you've left as well. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much all the support High.
Speaker 3: Christian Area from Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I would really love a bin sticker to be part
Speaker 1: of the bright Side Battalion. It would be great.
Speaker 13: Everybody that goes past I would see this wonderful bin
Speaker 13: sticker and they're really live and things up.
Speaker 11: And just read the words.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Hey Christian, it's tenure from Georgia's hole, just letting you know.
Speaker 7: I can't wait to receive my binsticker so I can
Speaker 7: brighten up the street. I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Can anyone else hear someone licking in the background?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what they do.
Speaker 5: I think it was I felt it sounds like a tape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, I think it's one of the old
Speaker 1: dynamic You are the chuckles sisters. What were you recording
Speaker 1: and typing?
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: What's happened here is we have a new system where
Speaker 11: we record voice messages and they can actually hear our
Speaker 11: side of it. Now we want that was recording these
Speaker 11: working really hard, clicking and tapping away, and it's obviously
Speaker 11: picked that up, but these are still great.
Speaker 1: Lovely to have a scored by a typist. All right, onwards,
Speaker 1: let's go do this one.
Speaker 10: Hello, Christian, I'm heading from Adelaide to Darwin as part
Speaker 10: of the Shipbox rally next month. I have two storage
Speaker 10: bins on the back of my fifty year old that
Speaker 10: will be part of the rally. I'd love to have
Speaker 10: one of your stickers on there.
Speaker 1: Please legend good luck. I hope you have a lot
Speaker 1: of fun as well. Amazing thing that. And then there's
Speaker 1: this one here a lady called Jade who after RhE
Speaker 1: and I we just listened to these, Rio went, what
Speaker 1: a sexy voice? And then he begged me perhaps to
Speaker 1: do a feature tomorrow called have you got a hot voice?
Speaker 1: Hotty lime bling he called it.
Speaker 3: I think it would be good. Are you serious you've
Speaker 3: got a sexy voice?
Speaker 1: Patsy. You cannot say that it's inappropriate. I cannot say
Speaker 1: that it's mine sexy. Oh come on, I need this today.
Speaker 3: Let's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get let's get hotty jade on.
Speaker 8: Guys from graces in me. Please send me some.
Speaker 12: Black Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It's a hot voice. Stop saying that hotline blink, hotty
Speaker 1: voice blink. All right, thank you very much. If you
Speaker 1: want one of our stickers, stop the music. It's inappropriate.
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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey, someone just calling the show and leaving a voicemail
Speaker 1: at the moment, can here Kaitlin again? I was pleeding
Speaker 1: through again Kaitlyn. It's a good Oh. That's her also
Speaker 1: very slow typer. That's her just putting the email address
Speaker 1: that was up a case that one right. First of all,
Speaker 1: a lot of you are saying, Christian, you have line noise.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, madam, please fix the annoying static tic take
Speaker 1: it easy, David besthel right on the edge here. We
Speaker 1: just crashed out the World Cup. I think I'm an engineer.
Speaker 1: We are aware there is a what is the problem?
Speaker 1: Is it gapping? Oh? I just threw to prodicating and then
Speaker 1: she just walked.
Speaker 4: She ripped off the microphone because that also wasn't working.
Speaker 4: So they've ripped their microphone out.
Speaker 1: Of doing it, they ripped the microphone, they.
Speaker 3: Ripped it out.
Speaker 1: Children.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no they can't. You can't talk to them.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they've mended it.
Speaker 11: Can you hear me? But now if you want me
Speaker 11: to not speak, you're going to really have to pull
Speaker 11: my fader down.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, So what's happened? A lot of people are
Speaker 1: saying that there's like a static noise, a clicking.
Speaker 11: Yes, so I've spoken to Bacon, who is our tech guy.
Speaker 11: He's furiously working on it. It is a US network.
Speaker 1: Oh are you typing out an emails in now?
Speaker 3: Bradley? Hurry up, we gotta get.
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Speaker 1: day for us. Alrighty, today's time wasteter. We're looking after
Speaker 1: all the farmers that work so hard and have the
Speaker 1: show on farmers. This one's for you. Farming songs were
Speaker 1: they listen listening to in those big barns and the parlor,
Speaker 1: getting out that little wooden stool and milking away, milking
Speaker 1: me softly?
Speaker 3: How many milking ones have you got? Just silver?
Speaker 1: How will I know gold? Bruno Maas is a farmer?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, favorite song to sing? What is farming? Is dairy?
Speaker 1: You not marry you? You know? Phil? Deep cuts and bruin.
Speaker 1: Do you really want to hurd me gold? You can't
Speaker 1: slurry love?
Speaker 3: Phil?
Speaker 1: Fuss down udder men men down, uder under pressure gold?
Speaker 1: How deep as your love?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 1: Wake me up before you so so silver? Fluss and
Speaker 1: barbar O'Riley Taylor Swift's got farm and then you fell
Speaker 1: up the husband he is a farmer as well, huh.
Speaker 1: And they like to rake it off? Not today? All right?
Speaker 1: Rayo what have you got them for your farm songs?
Speaker 3: Less have a little hobby farm?
Speaker 1: Oh lovely?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna seed you tonight.
Speaker 1: That feature I said, we're not doing some more about
Speaker 1: sexy voices.
Speaker 3: He actually I have another idea for that.
Speaker 4: What about for we get people to call in and
Speaker 4: they say, if you've ever been told you've got a
Speaker 4: good voice, and then we can tell them if they've
Speaker 4: got a good voice.
Speaker 1: That's not the feature you want to do if you
Speaker 1: have you got a sexy voice.
Speaker 3: I still would like to do. Hotty lion bling, what about.
Speaker 1: Your the voice?
Speaker 3: Oh isn't that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good? Good though, Hotty. That's what we're here for. Deep
Speaker 1: impact every day from six to nine. Let's put that
Speaker 1: on the bens. All right, whatever Robber should be got there.
Speaker 3: Whitney Houston's having some trouble with her farm.
Speaker 1: Oh perat she's dead.
Speaker 3: She's saying, how will I hope?
Speaker 1: Is gold?
Speaker 3: And then who have some Freezians? A bunch of them?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, they're saying, moo, are you move?
Speaker 1: It's a good farm classic gold as well? All right,
Speaker 1: what have you got? Text me? Oh? Four seven five
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Speaker 1: show asap, don't we it's it's it's England has done
Speaker 1: this to the show. I'm so sorry.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show time wasted today shout outs all the
Speaker 1: farmers listen to the show right now, farming songs, farmer songs, Rio,
Speaker 1: you're ready, Tomark, let's go our lots of coming in
Speaker 1: right now. These are very good. Thank you, don't go
Speaker 1: bacon my heart, Silver plus heard her on the dance floor,
Speaker 1: Old barn to be wild, Silver, I would plow one
Speaker 1: thousand miles. Silver moving on up, gold Cock co co
Speaker 1: cocka corn to be bad, Silver flood capsule in the cradle,
Speaker 1: Silver insemination Army Dad is genius. Who's that Daniel Johnson
Speaker 1: Insemination Army Very good? Girls just want to have farms
Speaker 1: that great. Kelly Thompson heard it through the bow vine.
Speaker 1: Can't get you out of my shed. Silver Lover is
Speaker 1: a cattle field Silver plus crop the pilot, what I'm merry, Proud, Dairy,
Speaker 1: Silver fluss unskinny crop, Gold instant Karma, John Lennon sory
Speaker 1: instant farmer. Not the song. I'm always there. Guys getting
Speaker 1: piggy with it. God, that's very good. Laura, well done,
Speaker 1: bo Creamium Rhapsody, Silver plus, John Deere Prudence.
Speaker 3: Gold, hoeing me hoeing you sil puss.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear a bad one? Yeah, Christian
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravitz, has I got a farm? Are you going
Speaker 1: to feed the cows? Haron? Oh, Paul and Cooey rubies
Speaker 1: bag he's back ninety nine propers. But a pig ain't one.
Speaker 1: A pig ain't one. Sh boy, hit it love that
Speaker 1: Andrew well done. It's a beautiful hey with farms wide. Oh,
Speaker 1: Laura fly riders now a farmer. Wow, that's right. Surely
Speaker 1: got say Lo Lo Lo s exit burning silver, insane
Speaker 1: in the methane Go Daniel, well done. Mmm crop handsome
Speaker 1: crumb crop Gold, when pigs cry Silver, bon Jovi, it's
Speaker 1: my wife, farmer. Darryl Breakaway is not a good farmer.
Speaker 1: The horses have escaped, my lord. No, that is genius. No,
Speaker 1: that's one of the best of the year. I like
Speaker 1: to move it. I like to move Gold, Adam Achy
Speaker 1: Breaky cart Silver, sitting on paddock of the day, Silver
Speaker 1: were the folicce house, no name Silver plus nice to
Speaker 1: bee for you.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 1: That's really rude. I don't want that to be the
Speaker 1: last words we say, but they are. All right. Who's
Speaker 1: today's winner for farming songs?
Speaker 3: It is insemination army.
Speaker 1: No, all right, tomorrow show are you If you've got
Speaker 1: a hot voice, we want to hear it tomorrow. We're
Speaker 1: really doing this.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, it's a Friday.
Speaker 1: Friday right, let's run the wheels off. In fact, there's
Speaker 1: no wheels left. They really came off today about an
Speaker 1: hour and a half ago when England cushed. I don't
Speaker 1: want to about the World Cup.
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